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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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[CHOPPING]
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- Where are we at with the veggies?
- Veggies?
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I was deconstructing the water ice.
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Are you [BLEEP] kidding me?
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We're pretty busy prepping for
open house, aka AVA Fest.
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Last year, we only served
various mac and cheeses,
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so this year, we elevated.
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It's time to show the people
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what Abbott Elementary
kitchen can really do.
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Hands! I need hands!
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- MAN: Yes, Chef!
- We're walking.
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We're walking, table one.
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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[INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY]
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Oh, allow me.
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[CRUNCHING LIGHTLY]
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This is...
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trash.
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- Nnnooo!
- [CLATTERING]
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Now, who's gonna clean that up?
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??
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??
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Next month's priority is
Emily's tutoring initiative,
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"The Study Buddy,"
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so keep your eyes out for
your school assignments.
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That's weird, 'cause it sounds a
lot like the program that I pitched.
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Remember, "Tutor Friends"?
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For the last time,
Simon, it's not the same.
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Mine rhymes.
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Oh, that's why I liked it better.
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Nothing rhymes with "tutor."
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Tutor, scooter. Tutor, shooter.
Tutor, recruiter.
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Oh, that's good.
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Moving on to a program update.
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Uh, early reports are
back for the first month
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of the expansion of
Janine's librarian program,
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and feedback has been
extremely positive.
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Well, that's the big Teagues.
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That's the big Teagues over here.
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- The big Teagues!
- Come on.
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REYNOLDS: Teacher evaluations
are through the roof.
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There's also been
improvement in attendance
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and even classroom participation.
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I'm not sure if that has anything
to do with your program,
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but if I were you,
I would take the credit.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Cool.
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Oh, hey, that's my class.
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There are going to be so many
more Abbots you can help
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- now that you're here permanently.
- Yep.
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Alright, everyone, until next month.
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And please, do not submit
any new proposals
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unless they are, say it with me now...
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- Fffff.
- Fire.
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- For real.
- Fantastic.
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- Free.
- Free!
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- Free.
- Come, on guys.
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- We know "free," right?
- Yes!
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I feel like I say this every day.
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- You do.
- Yeah.
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Free, yeah.
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Hey, don't forget, everybody,
per district tradition,
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tonight is Janine's
official new hire party.
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- Woo.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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- Wow.
- Alright.
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You good? You didn't seem as
pumped as I thought you would be
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with your program killing it.
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Oh, yeah. I'm... fine.
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I don't know. I just feel
a little off, I guess.
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Ah, I get it. You're in the dip.
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What's the dip?
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It's like when a big project
ends and the dust settles,
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and you're like, "What do I do now?
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Buy a condo?
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Redo the one I have?"
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You have a condo?
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There's so many other projects
coming down the line,
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you won't even have enough time
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to think about being
in the dip too long.
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- Trust me.
- Cool.
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Seeing my students doing
so well in the program
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seems like it would have made me elated,
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so it's good to know where that
off feeling was coming from.
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I guess that's just what happens
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when you're always
working on new projects.
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You dip.
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What are we even meeting
about the open house for?
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I got a classroom to prep.
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Attention, attention.
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We have a very packed agenda today.
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It just says "AVA Fest"
over and over and over.
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Exactly. Last year's AVA Fest was great,
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but this year needs to be
even bigger and better.
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Well, last year you lied to everybody
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and said that Jazmine
Sullivan was coming.
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- And then people got very angry.
- BARBARA: Mm-hmm.
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And this year's needs to be even better.
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Ava, this is simply an open house.
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We will continue prepping all day,
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and everything will be just fine.
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Do you think I want something that
has my name on it to be just fine?
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Doesn't have to have your name on it.
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I've actually been prepping all week.
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Look at the solar system
that my class made.
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- Aww.
- Boo!
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Un-show me that, right now.
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AVA Fest, on the other hand,
is going to be special.
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I just have to come up with a
way to take it over the top,
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a way to make it unhinged.
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Have you ever tried just being hinged?
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Alright. Are we done here?
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I need to put the finishing
touches on my proposal
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before I go drop it off at the district.
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Gregory's Garden Goofballs
getting a glow up.
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Gregory, would you please
give this to Janine?
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Yeah, I got a box of her crap, too.
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Oh, could you also give her
this important message?
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I love her, I miss her, and I
can't wait to see her again.
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Oh... I'll paraphrase.
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Well, make yourself useful
and grab Janine's lanyard.
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The AVA Dome has a strict
no Janine re-entry policy.
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Alright, everyone, focus.
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You are all set.
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Now, they're going to email you
when it's officially official.
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That's amazing. Thank you.
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Oh, do you happen to know
where Janine Teagues' office is?
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Mm, yes. Office 237.
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- Thanks.
- On the second floor.
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Now, you're going to pass a
little kitchenette moment,
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and 237 is right next to 239.
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Now, if you go to that big conference
room, you've gone too far.
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[LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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This place would collapse without me.
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Okay.
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I figured it out, y'all.
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I found a way to top last year.
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And here we go.
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I got a Root! Philadelphia's
own Questlove.
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Ahh.
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The same way you got Jazmine
Sullivan to come here last year?
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- Exactly.
- Okay, but she didn't come.
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Do you not have an imagination?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Questlove and I go way back.
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We went parasailing in the
Florida Keys over summer break.
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He lost his afro pick in the water.
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Almost ruined the whole trip.
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So he kept his afro pick
in while parasailing?
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He never takes it out.
He says it holds his power.
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Look, Questlove is coming.
The people need to know.
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Jacob, I want you to
make a flyer on Canva,
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something that pops,
and then blast it wide.
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Sure, I'll get right on that.
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Pick up the energy, people!
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I don't want my esteemed best friend
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and occasional pickleball
partner, Questlove,
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to catch a bad vibe at my festival.
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Ava, come on...
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MELISSA: You know she's lying.
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Just keep doing what you're doing.
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Let her go.
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We are so excited for
your party tonight.
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I hope you don't like hooks, girl,
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- 'cause this party gonna be off one.
- Ooh.
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Party's starting to
sound like a big deal.
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'Cause it's your big day.
You're one of us now.
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- One of us.
- Yeah.
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[BOTH CHANTING] One of us. One of us.
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One of us.
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[SIGHS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Party's gonna be off the hook, I get it.
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- What party?
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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I thought you were one of my coworkers.
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Well, I used to be.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm just here dropping off the paperwork
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for my Goofballs proposal.
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Oh, that's great.
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It's gonna go through, I know it.
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This is a nice view.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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You know what?
If you squint hard enough,
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you can see Abbott from here.
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Um, speaking of Abbott,
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I have some parting gifts from the crew.
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- Oh.
- I have a card from Barbara.
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- Aww.
- A framed photo of Jacob
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- from Jacob.
- Mm-hmm.
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Melissa got you some mace,
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and Mr. Johnson wanted
you to have a strand
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from his favorite mop.
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That is so thoughtful.
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And this is from me.
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Wow! Dirt!
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You said that you missed
the dirt at Abbott,
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so I brought it to you.
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Oh, my God.
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There's also seeds in there.
It's a polka dot plant.
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It's supposed to be a reminder
to embrace the unexpected.
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Thanks, Gregory. I love it.
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Alright, I gotta head out.
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We're still prepping for AVA
Fest. You gonna be there?
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Oh, no. That party I mentioned earlier,
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it's kind of for me, so I can't miss it.
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Okay. Oh, um...
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Ava said I need to get your
Abbott lanyard from you.
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It's probably at home
or something like that,
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so when you get a chance, just...
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You still have it on?
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Yeah. Just thought it went
well with this outfit...
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and all my other outfits, so...
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Thanks for coming, Gregory.
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- Yeah.
- And I love my dirt!
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It's a plant, but see you around.
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Bye.
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GREGORY: Yeah, it's the end of an era,
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um, but Janine will always have
a special place with all of us.
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I mean, it's because of her
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I realized that Abbott
is where I'm meant to be.
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So it's great to see her find
where she is meant to be.
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_
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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All three now. Right, Chef?
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- Yeah.
- I just texted my mom,
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and she sent me this voice note.
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Oh, my God, Oh, my God, Oh, my God!
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- I love Questlove!
- See, Mom gets it.
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So make sure you tell everyone you know,
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AVA Fest is not to be missed.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Ava. How exactly did you meet Questlove?
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- Yeah.
- We met at a party in the 2000s.
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I was dating Allen Iverson.
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A couple of his groupies
was trying to get at me.
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I'm beating on them, and
then Questlove walks by
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and he says, "You have natural rhythm."
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A couple of weeks later,
we started The Roots.
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So you're saying that you're a
founding member of The Roots?
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More like the founder.
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- Ava, you're not a Root.
- Well, I quit to save the band.
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I almost Yoko Ono'd them.
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I really thought we were going
to be able to ignore this
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and just have a lovely open house,
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- but this is gonna be a problem.
- Yeah.
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I haven't even sent the flyer out,
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and word is already spreading.
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One of the parents just texted me
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and asked if there are VIP tickets.
251
00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:23,776
- Oh!
- Okay, this calls for a plan B
252
00:09:23,825 --> 00:09:25,685
you cannot get at CVS.
253
00:09:27,153 --> 00:09:28,453
Okay, the party starts at 8:00,
254
00:09:28,492 --> 00:09:30,251
and you'll probably want
to take a car home after,
255
00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:31,771
because things can get a little wild.
256
00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,620
There will be cake, there will be fun...
257
00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:34,939
There will be blood oaths.
258
00:09:34,994 --> 00:09:36,589
- What?
- He's kidding.
259
00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:38,558
- No. [LAUGHS]
- Don't do that.
260
00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:42,804
- Teagues?
- Yeah?
261
00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:43,829
You see your new assignment?
262
00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:46,093
Oh, yeah. I got the email.
Just haven't had a chance to...
263
00:09:46,092 --> 00:09:49,043
Okay, so we are going to have
you do a class size assessment
264
00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:50,100
of the ninth grade.
265
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,043
You're going to start at
Park Legendary High School.
266
00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,148
Oh, okay.
267
00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:55,377
See, I was just thinking I'd
stick with elementary schools
268
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:57,737
- and stay at Abbott.
- Oh, you know what?
269
00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:58,855
That's on me.
270
00:09:58,904 --> 00:10:01,244
I forgot to ask you which
school you'd prefer.
271
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,003
Oh, it's alright.
272
00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:04,691
- So I was...
- Of course, I'm being sarcastic.
273
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,520
Your job is to help all the
schools in the district,
274
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,170
- not just Abbott.
- Right.
275
00:10:08,219 --> 00:10:09,299
- Totally hear you.
- Yeah.
276
00:10:09,348 --> 00:10:11,167
I was just thinking maybe
I would ease into it,
277
00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:14,367
- like a cold plunge?
- You don't ease into a cold plunge.
278
00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:16,346
That's pretty... pretty
sure it's in the name.
279
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,364
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
280
00:10:17,374 --> 00:10:19,434
Janine, this is all mapped out for you
281
00:10:19,462 --> 00:10:20,742
in your new hire packet...
282
00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:23,382
raise in year two,
promotion in year three.
283
00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:25,181
Yep. Team leader in
year four. I read it.
284
00:10:25,181 --> 00:10:28,239
Great, so you're familiar with
our standard seven-year plan.
285
00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:29,766
[ROBOTIC VOICE] Welcome to your future.
286
00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:30,786
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
287
00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:33,756
- Ooh, this is heavy.
- Whoa.
288
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,404
- Big cake.
- Yeah.
289
00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:38,962
Oh!
290
00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:40,192
Questlove gonna be here?
291
00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,800
- Questlove!
- I'm telling you...
292
00:10:42,855 --> 00:10:43,979
What have you got?
293
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,018
Well, I've got my church
choir ready to sing
294
00:10:46,047 --> 00:10:48,087
one of our secular selections,
295
00:10:48,136 --> 00:10:49,986
"Angel" by Amanda Perez.
296
00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:51,815
Great, and I reached out
to the Story Samurai.
297
00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:53,772
They said they're going to come
and do some story performances.
298
00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:55,283
But they did ask for a per diem,
299
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,392
- which in Latin...
- Ohh.
300
00:10:56,445 --> 00:10:58,431
I reached out to Tariq to see
if he could perform again,
301
00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:01,120
but apparently he's moderating
a panel at City Hall.
302
00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:03,189
Well, I'm bringing a
few friends myself...
303
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:06,607
[DOING IMPRESSIONS] De Niro. Stallone.
304
00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:09,186
And then Stallone as De Niro.
305
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,513
"Yo, Adrian, you lookin' at me?"
306
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,083
[LAUGHS]
307
00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:14,481
[LAUGHS]
308
00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:15,995
Yeah, yeah.
309
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,160
- Yeah, right?
- There is one more thing.
310
00:11:18,189 --> 00:11:19,779
Um, Ava asked me to send that email
311
00:11:19,828 --> 00:11:21,427
to all the parents with the Canva flyer,
312
00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:23,227
and I took the liberty
of letting them know
313
00:11:23,256 --> 00:11:25,666
that Questlove will
not be able to attend.
314
00:11:25,715 --> 00:11:27,195
BARBARA: [GASPS] Oh.
315
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,114
Jacob, you beautiful backstabber.
316
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:32,822
Oh, hey, there.
317
00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,321
I've been trying to track you down.
318
00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:36,879
Now, here's all the information
to enroll in our health insurance.
319
00:11:36,878 --> 00:11:38,948
Which, let me tell you,
it's pretty bomb.
320
00:11:38,997 --> 00:11:40,537
That's why my teeth are on point.
321
00:11:40,606 --> 00:11:43,536
Um, you know what?
322
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:45,263
I don't actually need
better health insurance.
323
00:11:45,263 --> 00:11:46,593
Um, I'm healthy.
324
00:11:46,642 --> 00:11:49,272
And if everyone in America can't
have free health insurance,
325
00:11:49,321 --> 00:11:52,211
- why should I?
- Okay, first of all, it's not free.
326
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,909
And second of all, are you sure?
327
00:11:53,938 --> 00:11:55,288
Because I've heard you breathing,
328
00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:56,747
and I think you need a specialist.
329
00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:59,046
Or maybe I just have a
special way of breathing.
330
00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,455
- There you are.
- Hey.
331
00:12:00,514 --> 00:12:01,864
Here is your permanent parking pass.
332
00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:03,584
Employee lot is right out front.
333
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,483
Um, you know what?
334
00:12:05,531 --> 00:12:07,451
I don't really need a parking spot.
335
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,480
I can just walk.
336
00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:11,139
- It's like, a 20-minute walk.
- Yeah. That's okay.
337
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,618
I love to walk, you know?
338
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,107
Look, I love it. Doing it right now.
339
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:16,386
- Doing a good job at it.
- Hey.
340
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:17,634
- Hey.
- I noticed you haven't signed up
341
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:19,154
for your 401K.
342
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:20,573
When you don't fill out the paperwork,
343
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,173
I have to talk to people,
and I hate talking to people.
344
00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:25,731
Great, I'll sign up for it
if there's something less intense,
345
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:29,050
you know, like a 301K or a 201J.
346
00:12:32,546 --> 00:12:33,756
What is that?
347
00:12:33,805 --> 00:12:34,895
Where did this come from?
348
00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:37,634
That's a super sick district
desktop computer.
349
00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:39,333
You got to personalize your background.
350
00:12:39,381 --> 00:12:41,641
- Mine's a mountain lion.
- Well, I don't want it.
351
00:12:41,691 --> 00:12:43,481
- Oh.
- Yeah. I like my laptop
352
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:44,729
because it's mobile.
353
00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:47,201
You can move. You're not stuck anywhere.
354
00:12:47,218 --> 00:12:50,938
That's the reason why Steve
Jobs made laptops, Simon.
355
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:54,235
If I get information and I
want to take it somewhere,
356
00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:57,014
- where do I put it, Simon?
- I don't know, Janine.
357
00:12:57,671 --> 00:12:58,821
The cloud?
358
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:11,116
[AUSTIN POWERS IMPRESSION]
Yeah, baby. Oh, behave.
359
00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:14,333
Okay, I don't know who
that's supposed to be,
360
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:18,162
- but he sounds responsible.
- Who wants to die?
361
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,139
Which one of you did this?
362
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:23,788
I did. [CLEARS THROAT]
363
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,396
- I did.
- Ava.
364
00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:28,585
We did not want to lie to the
people coming to AVA Fest.
365
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,483
And the real entertainment
will go over better
366
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:32,663
if the community is not
expecting Questlove.
367
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,211
[EXAGGERATED COWBOY ACCENT]
'Cause he ain't showing up.
368
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,860
- Shh.
- Y'all are haters.
369
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:39,223
He thanked me in the liner
notes of "Things Fall Apart."
370
00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:41,588
That's when I used to go
by the name MC Gillette,
371
00:13:41,636 --> 00:13:42,906
a name that he gave me
372
00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:45,558
because he said I am
the best a man can get.
373
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,724
Now I gotta make another
flyer and send it out myself.
374
00:13:47,772 --> 00:13:49,092
Corner.
375
00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:51,978
Are we just yelling out
things we see now?
376
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,900
Walls, floor, huge mess of food!
377
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:59,257
Get in my belly.
378
00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:00,635
[CHUCKLES]
379
00:14:00,685 --> 00:14:01,695
_
380
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:03,924
[SINGSONG VOICE]
I got your start paperwork.
381
00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:06,163
Oh, yeah. This is my favorite tradition.
382
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,472
You take a shot, you sign the paperwork,
383
00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:10,141
we snap a nasty photo.
384
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,430
- [SIGHS] Oh, boy.
- It's just a fun little thing
385
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,362
we've been doing for all the new hires.
386
00:14:14,377 --> 00:14:16,497
You do not have to take the shot,
387
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:17,612
but you got to take the photo.
388
00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,114
But you should still take the shot.
389
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,354
- [NORMAL VOICE] Here.
- Oh.
390
00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:23,024
Uh, alright.
391
00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:24,842
Um, you know what?
392
00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:26,751
I just need to go grab my lucky pen,
393
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,630
because I cannot sign without it.
394
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,039
- [PEN CLICKS]
- So I'll be right back.
395
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,397
And, um...
396
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:35,296
Simon, make sure you get the
perfect lighting for me, okay?
397
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,885
Do I have the perfect lighting?
398
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,206
- Uh, shhing.
- [LAUGHTER]
399
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,183
[PARTY MUSIC FADING]
400
00:14:41,231 --> 00:14:44,051
[SIGHS]
401
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:10,067
"Janine, I'm so proud of
the person you've become.
402
00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:13,935
I have no doubt your
adventure is just beginning.
403
00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:17,233
One thing I've learned about you
is that you have a big heart.
404
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:21,341
And, my dear, that heart
will never lead you astray.
405
00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,518
Blessings, Barbara."
406
00:15:41,527 --> 00:15:42,557
[LIGHT KNOCK]
407
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,867
MANNY: Hey, are you good?
408
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,273
[SHAKY] Honestly, better
than I've ever been.
409
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,029
[SCHWARZENEGGER IMPRESSION]
Alright, I gotta get to the chopper,
410
00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:57,929
but as Matthew McConaughey would say...
411
00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:03,027
[MCCONAUGHEY IMPRESSION]
AVA Fest's alright, alright, alright.
412
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:04,435
Thank you.
413
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:05,584
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
414
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,833
I can't believe they made
me sit through that.
415
00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:10,002
Questlove better be here soon.
416
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,371
They better not have lured
us down here again
417
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,288
with the promise of seeing a well-known
418
00:16:14,288 --> 00:16:17,082
and respected R&B and/or rap artist.
419
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:21,706
Okay, so there are a few
disappointed people here,
420
00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:23,913
but overall, I think
it's going pretty well.
421
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,417
Thank God we had a backup plan.
422
00:16:25,431 --> 00:16:27,731
- You're welcome.
- And people seem to be liking the food.
423
00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:29,851
- Yes.
- Thank you. We worked really hard,
424
00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:30,999
lost some good men.
425
00:16:31,028 --> 00:16:32,045
Shanae quit.
426
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:35,168
- What?
- I said I was quick, dumbass.
427
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:36,976
- Oh.
- What's up?
428
00:16:37,025 --> 00:16:38,025
It's the district.
429
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,225
The Garden Goofballs program
passed its final hurdle.
430
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:41,256
It's officially approved.
431
00:16:41,256 --> 00:16:43,812
- Ooh, good for you, goofball.
- Oh!
432
00:16:43,841 --> 00:16:45,291
That is so awesome.
433
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,600
[EXAGGERATED ACCENT] Well, I'll be.
434
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:48,998
Gomer Pyle.
435
00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,128
Congrats, man.
436
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,307
I knew it was gonna happen.
437
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,726
It's just good to know it's official.
438
00:16:52,726 --> 00:16:54,466
- I gotta tell Janine.
- Aww.
439
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,815
Tell Janine what?
440
00:16:57,093 --> 00:16:58,764
What are you doing here?
What happened to your party?
441
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:01,141
Well, I decided I wanted to be here.
442
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,841
- Aww.
- For good.
443
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,339
What?
444
00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,038
I'm coming back to Abbott.
445
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,478
[GASPS] Yes!
446
00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:11,647
Good to have you back, sweetheart.
447
00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:13,185
- Yes!
- Wait, what? You... You quit?
448
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,634
- No. She got fired.
- What? Why?
449
00:17:15,683 --> 00:17:17,933
- Pregnant.
- You can see it in her feet.
450
00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:19,301
No, no, no, no. I'm not pregnant.
451
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,010
You cannot get fired
for that. And I quit.
452
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,989
Well, technically, I never
signed the contract,
453
00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:25,587
- so I'm in the clear.
- Oh.
454
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:28,186
Reynolds did say I should
have said something sooner
455
00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:31,570
and that he will be considering
holding a grudge against Abbott,
456
00:17:31,569 --> 00:17:33,023
- but it'll be fine.
- [GROANS]
457
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,182
It'll be fun.
458
00:17:34,237 --> 00:17:37,291
The fact is, I love being a teacher.
459
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,710
It's who I am.
460
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:40,479
MELISSA: Well, welcome back, kiddo.
461
00:17:40,532 --> 00:17:43,838
There's no one I'd rather teach
second grade with than you.
462
00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:46,105
This has made my entire year,
so I don't want to ruin it,
463
00:17:46,104 --> 00:17:47,734
but what made you change your mind?
464
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,324
It was a lot of things.
465
00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:53,273
But what really did it for
me was Barbara's card.
466
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,230
My... ?
467
00:17:56,279 --> 00:17:59,209
But all I wrote was
how proud I am of you
468
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:01,338
and all the great things
you're going to do.
469
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:03,676
Yeah, but it was the other part,
470
00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:05,025
what the kids wrote.
471
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:09,193
I drew Ms. Teagues a
picture of a football
472
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,851
and wrote that she is
the best teacher ever.
473
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,390
I said, "You make me
laugh, Ms. Teagues."
474
00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:17,379
I wrote that I miss her this much.
475
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:20,517
And that's how I knew
I have to be with those kids.
476
00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:22,775
Is that why you had them sign?
477
00:18:22,824 --> 00:18:25,386
No. That was their idea.
478
00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:26,413
[LAUGHS]
479
00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:28,011
This is so sweet.
480
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,070
But we all know the real
reason you came back
481
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,210
is to see Questlove.
482
00:18:31,262 --> 00:18:33,379
Ava, Questlove is not coming here.
483
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,748
Now, why would I lie about that?
484
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:36,263
Because you lied about it last year.
485
00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:37,736
And I was honest about my lying.
486
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:39,875
Oh, please. You're like the
principal who cried wolf,
487
00:18:39,923 --> 00:18:41,753
- except she's also the wolf.
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:44,853
So I guess it's just me and
Gregory against the world.
489
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,728
I'm gonna take the
world's side on this one.
490
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,809
Y'all gonna feel real
foolish when Questlove...
491
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:49,979
Enough, Ava.
492
00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:52,308
We have tolerated your lies
493
00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:54,547
- for four years.
- Five.
494
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,536
Eventually, you have got to be stopped.
495
00:18:57,584 --> 00:19:03,514
We have watched you steal,
cut corners, lie pathologically,
496
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,080
plot, prevaricate, palter, persist,
497
00:19:07,128 --> 00:19:10,138
and I don't know whether
you are delusional or not,
498
00:19:10,186 --> 00:19:13,197
but Questlove is not...
499
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:15,454
Oh... Is... ?
500
00:19:15,503 --> 00:19:16,893
- [GASPS]
- Questlove is...
501
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,363
Gillette, what is up?
502
00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:20,721
Questlove...
503
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:24,191
- Oh, my God, you're Questlove.
- ... is here. You are here.
504
00:19:24,242 --> 00:19:25,438
And you know Ava?
505
00:19:27,161 --> 00:19:29,246
Do I know the Ava Coleman?
506
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,605
Of course. I mean,
we go back like molars.
507
00:19:31,654 --> 00:19:33,789
I mean, I was just talking to
Allen Iverson the other day
508
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,323
about how, without her,
509
00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:36,992
our lives would have
never been the same.
510
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,721
They thought I was lying, Ahmir.
511
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:40,590
You, Honest Ava?
512
00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:41,938
- Oh.
- That is not what we call her.
513
00:19:41,938 --> 00:19:44,048
Okay, well, later,
I'll tell you about the time
514
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,487
where she wrestled a bluefin
tuna for my afro pick.
515
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,962
Almost as fun as the day we
started The Roots together.
516
00:19:48,964 --> 00:19:50,880
[LAUGHS]
517
00:19:50,893 --> 00:19:52,733
Stop bragging about me. [LAUGHS]
518
00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:55,382
Now get up there and do it
for the people one time.
519
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,650
I got you.
520
00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,708
I told y'all I wasn't lying.
521
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,078
Unlike Janine and her pregnancy.
522
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,956
- Janine?
- I am not pregnant.
523
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:06,218
- [QUIETLY] Tariq.
- Yeah.
524
00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:07,414
- No.
- Congrats.
525
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,454
- What?
- It's exciting.
526
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:12,372
Let's go, Abbott Elementary!
527
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,520
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
528
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:20,771
? Everybody, move your feet
and feel united, oh-oh-oh ?
529
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:29,085
? Everybody, move your feet
and feel united, oh-oh-oh ?
530
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:33,471
??
531
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:34,799
- Hey, Janine.
- Yeah?
532
00:20:34,848 --> 00:20:38,658
Just so you know, I'm gonna
need that mop strand back.
533
00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:41,035
Okay.
534
00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:46,563
??
535
00:20:46,611 --> 00:20:51,282
??
536
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,547
I mean, it's understandable.
537
00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:55,826
Janine loves Abbott,
538
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,824
but no one's gonna be
able to fill her shoes.
539
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,044
Her surprisingly large shoes.
540
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,043
- Yeah.
- I could be like Janine.
541
00:21:03,091 --> 00:21:04,461
- No.
- No.
542
00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:07,321
What are we going to do with that
district chain that we got her?
543
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,529
[SIGHS]
544
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:10,728
We'll have to find
somebody else to wear it.
545
00:21:12,386 --> 00:21:13,906
Can I have her office?
546
00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:14,955
- No.
- No.
547
00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:16,484
Okay.
548
00:21:17,749 --> 00:21:19,033
I hated Janine.
549
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,652
I'm glad she's gone.
550
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,730
[NAMECARD CLATTERS]
551
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:27,330
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