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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:04,567 ♪ You're all in my head 2 00:00:05,767 --> 00:00:09,200 ♪ All up in my mind 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,300 ♪ You're all in my head 4 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:15,433 - Come on! - I got one! I got one! 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,467 - Yes! - Not cool. 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,367 I'm not doing any more shots. 7 00:00:51,633 --> 00:00:53,633 ♪ She was a diva 8 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,933 ♪ She runs the show 9 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,567 Yes! 10 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:27,500 ♪ Next to you 11 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:30,067 ♪ Every day 12 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,300 ♪ Leftovers 13 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,367 ♪ I call your name you fall in love ♪ 14 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,500 Hi, Cassie. 15 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,267 I'm not feeling very well, I'm not... 16 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,433 gonna go lie down for a bit. 17 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:04,633 I'm gonna leave my ringer on, in case you call. 18 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,933 - What the fuck? - My heart is racing but... 19 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,633 very tired. 20 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:16,400 Get up. 21 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,233 Danny, what's happening? 22 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,233 I-I have all these missed calls... Mom? And...? 23 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,467 What? 24 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:34,067 What? 25 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:37,433 What is it? 26 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,433 What... what about...? 27 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:45,633 No! 28 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,767 What! No it's not! 29 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:48,900 No! 30 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:52,300 No! 31 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,667 No! 32 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,167 No! 33 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:19,600 Hi, sweetheart, it's your Auntie. 34 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:23,267 I know it must be tough, this has all been so sudden. 35 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:26,067 But, as you know, everyone is still here 36 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:28,100 from the Christmas family reunion. 37 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,809 Anyway, we're all gonna meet day after tomorrow, 38 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:31,833 to give your Mom... 39 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:37,300 just a... a beautiful send-off. 40 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,533 So, I know it's a lot to ask, honey, 41 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:45,067 but do you think that you could pick out the flowers, 42 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,967 and the food for the reception? 43 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,667 We'll all chip in, of course, 44 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,400 but that would just be such a great help. 45 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:55,167 Aw, Cassie, she's not really gone now, is she? 46 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,633 She's still here, she's watchin' over us. 47 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,200 She's gonna... 48 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,067 she's gonna be there on your wedding day, 49 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:03,867 and she's gonna be there when you have your first baby. 50 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,867 And you become a mom. 51 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,900 A mom yourself, your mom will be watching over you. 52 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:11,567 And uh... 53 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,967 I-I know you're the writer in the family, um, 54 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:16,233 but we've all talked about it, 55 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:19,667 and uh, your brother's agreed to give the eulogy. 56 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,767 - So... - Danny? 57 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:24,367 Anyway, that's-that's really all I've got for now, 58 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:26,067 so just call. 59 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,933 Love, love. 60 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:01,300 Cass! 61 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:04,600 Cass! Open the door! 62 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,900 Cass! 63 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:22,133 Cass. 64 00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:24,300 Come on, I know you're in here! 65 00:09:25,767 --> 00:09:28,067 I'm on the toilet! 66 00:09:29,733 --> 00:09:31,733 I'll be done in a minute! 67 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:47,267 She was at the kitchen table having lemon loaf, 68 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,900 and like, 69 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:51,333 her face was in the lemon loaf. 70 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,300 Why are you telling me that? 71 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:55,467 Now I have to think about that. 72 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:06,533 Hey. 73 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,533 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 74 00:10:11,467 --> 00:10:13,867 I'm sorry you had to see that. 75 00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,767 I'm sorry. 76 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:25,533 Fuck, man. Mom. 77 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,167 Yeah. 78 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,467 Yeah, Mom. 79 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,267 Like, where is she? 80 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,700 I don't get it. 81 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,400 I don't get it. 82 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:41,833 Last week she was singing louder 83 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,300 than everyone else put together. 84 00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,967 How could she... 85 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,733 How could she be... 86 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:55,133 I mean, what did they say? 87 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,000 Operator: 911, what is your emergency? 88 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:00,500 Auntie Jane says there's history of strokes 89 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:03,633 in our family. 90 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:09,133 God, she keeps calling every five minutes to talk it over, 91 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,700 and fucking do stuff, and... 92 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,067 Amber is nursing and going crazy. 93 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,867 I don't even know what sleep is like anymore. 94 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,600 Look, um, I-I'll deal with it, okay? 95 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,580 I'll deal with everything. I'll give the eulogy. 96 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,867 Isn't that like, like a really bad idea, 97 00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,843 I mean for you, what happened... - Danny, I'm sure. 98 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,333 And for everyone else, too? 99 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,376 I'm sure. There's no other option. I'm doing it, okay? 100 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,667 Cass, people wanna cry at these things. You're like... 101 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,567 Like what? 102 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,067 Oh fuck off, come on! 103 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,600 Go now, you did good! 104 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,233 Go take care of Amber, 105 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:44,500 and little baby monkey head. 106 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,067 I'm... getting dressed, 107 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,100 and I'm leaving the house right now. 108 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,600 It's okay to lose it. 109 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,700 Danny, there is no time. I'm in a towel, you're leaving. 110 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,400 Funeral's in two days. 111 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,100 I can do this. 112 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,267 I can do this. 113 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,267 I can't. I can't do this. 114 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,500 I can do it. 115 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,400 I can do it. I can do it. 116 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,467 Okay. 117 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,333 What do you wear to your mother's funeral? 118 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,367 Mom would've wanted me to wear black. 119 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,167 Well, now I can just wear what I wanna wear. 120 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,833 There's no one left to care what I look like. 121 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,200 What? 122 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,967 Aunt Jane? Aunt Kathy? 123 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,533 Danny? Dad? Uncle Jake? 124 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,433 The woman who runs the funeral parlour? Everybody. 125 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,933 - Guy who moved in upstairs. - Exactly. 126 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:31,833 Whatever. I don't care about this shit. 127 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,367 Yeah, well Mom cared. 128 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,433 Mom didn't have to try. 129 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,800 Mom was just like... 130 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,233 effortless. 131 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:47,367 That was her whole thing, looking good. 132 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,800 Wasn't her whole thing, that's not what I'm saying. 133 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,567 I'm just gonna wear what I always wear. 134 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,733 Pants and a shirt. 135 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:01,900 Why is this so complicated? 136 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,067 Just don't read those magazines, like Mom did. 137 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,867 Why am I still standing here? 138 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,300 I don't care about this. 139 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,933 I'm above this! 140 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:17,233 It's all bullshit anyway. It's all meaningless! 141 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,767 Mom would've hated those shoes. 142 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,067 Well, Mom's dead! 143 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:28,833 So, now I should just be comfortable. 144 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,667 Well, whatever I choose, 145 00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,247 Mom would've wanted me to wear nylons. 146 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,433 We'll get some fuckin' nylons, then. 147 00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,733 Good morning, Mrs. Heywood, 148 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:45,867 this is Barbara calling, again. 149 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,700 From the Turner and Porter Funeral Home. 150 00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:51,700 We still haven't heard from you regarding the casket 151 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,133 and arrangements for the funeral. 152 00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:56,867 So, if you could just give us a call... 153 00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,733 ♪ I'm with you 154 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:08,233 ♪ Fall into the fire 155 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,267 ♪ Into the fire 156 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,133 ♪ I'm with you 157 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,333 ♪ Stood way through 158 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,167 ♪ Way into the fire with you 159 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,900 We've got cedar, 160 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,100 uh, cherry wood is a really nice option. 161 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:42,233 You know, if you're interested in something 162 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,167 a little bit more eco friendly, 163 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,633 we've got a brand new line of organic burial pods. 164 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,067 They're very popular right now. 165 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,333 What would your mother have liked? 166 00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:59,633 Um... 167 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,467 What did she love? 168 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,700 What did she actually, really love? 169 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,833 Mrs. Heywood? 170 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:05,067 What common tree is part of the Cupressaceae family? 171 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,333 What is cedar? What is cedar? 172 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,833 That is correct. - That's my favourite smell. 173 00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:12,167 Mrs. Heywood? 174 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,100 Cedar. 175 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,767 Cedar is good. 176 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,600 Lovely choice. 177 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,167 Let me just get you a quote on that. 178 00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:20,600 Thank you. 179 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,367 Friends and family, 180 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,933 Elaine Heywood loved cedar. 181 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,500 Mrs. Heywood? I have your quote. 182 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,667 Okay. 183 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,733 Mrs. Heywood. 184 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:47,700 - Ms. - Ms. 185 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,933 This is such a difficult time. 186 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:54,567 Grief can manifest itself in unexpected ways. 187 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,467 You're suffering such a profound loss. 188 00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,700 It's so important that you find your ways, 189 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:03,267 to express it. 190 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,933 Grief is our way of saying 191 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,433 we know you're dead. 192 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,167 Okay. I gotta go get the nylons. 193 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:35,900 Mom was uh... 194 00:18:35,967 --> 00:18:37,633 she told jokes, 195 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,067 she told stories. 196 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:41,800 She was like, a really good storyteller. 197 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,467 She was so nice. She was the nicest. 198 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,300 The kindest woman I ever met. 199 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,833 That's true. 200 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,133 She gave everything to everyone. 201 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,743 Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! 202 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,767 Don't cut so close to the tracks! 203 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,567 Okay. Okay. Fuck, okay, okay, okay. 204 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,133 Watch the tracks! - Okay, okay! 205 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,700 Young The dangly ones. 206 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,833 Aw. 207 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,687 I don't wanna look like I'm trying too hard. 208 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,833 - More for a fancy ball? - Yeah, this is not a ball. 209 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,600 Then what is it? 210 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,067 It's a book launch, 211 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,400 with some of mommy's old work friends. 212 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,467 Are you working with them again? 213 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:39,233 Well, we'll see. 214 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:42,333 Maybe if I wear the right earrings. 215 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,067 - What are you writing? - Hmm. 216 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:54,900 Sometimes it's nice to make a note 217 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,233 of what might be the big moments of your life. 218 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,300 Hmm. 219 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,433 - Hello? - Hi. 220 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:37,167 - Good morning, Putsy. - What time is it there? 221 00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:38,933 It is 7:00 a.m. 222 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:43,067 How'd your thing go? - Oh, you know. 223 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,433 I don't know what I was thinking. 224 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,733 Well, maybe when you submit your piece. 225 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:52,667 No, no. You can't take your foot of the pedal 226 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,067 and expect everyone to invite you back into the race. 227 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,909 You should've heard them laugh when I told them 228 00:21:56,933 --> 00:22:00,166 the hours I'd need because of the kids. 229 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:02,467 Listen to me. 230 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,333 You're a great editor, 231 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,667 you're a great writer. 232 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,067 No. 233 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:09,467 It's not gonna happen. 234 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,800 I can feel it. 235 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,500 - I can barely keep up here. - Yeah. 236 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,533 Maybe. 237 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,933 Listen, um, 238 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,067 George asked me to stay a couple more weeks, 239 00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:29,200 'til we deliver. - Oh. 240 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,900 Yeah, sorry. 241 00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:37,200 - Okay, okay. - I'm sorry. 242 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,967 - And look who's here. - Did they work? 243 00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:44,900 - What, honey? - The earrings. 244 00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:46,467 No. 245 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,067 What are you doing up? 246 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,500 I'm hungry. 247 00:22:49,633 --> 00:22:52,067 Oh okay, well. Talk to your daddy, 248 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:56,633 and I will get you some hot milk with honey. 249 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,067 Hi, Daddy. - Hi, Lutsy. 250 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,633 Why are you hungry? 251 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:02,833 The babysitter gave us chicken nuggets 252 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:04,733 that were wet from the corn water. 253 00:23:04,867 --> 00:23:06,233 Uh oh. 254 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:08,233 Why can't you just babysit us? 255 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,167 Well, I can't because I'm very busy 256 00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:12,833 doing very important things, sweetheart. 257 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,400 Making the car window up and downers? 258 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,767 That's right, making the car window up and downers. 259 00:23:17,867 --> 00:23:20,333 But we always have a babysitter. 260 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:22,067 Honey, you never have a babysitter! 261 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,067 The last one was four months ago! 262 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,433 But she ate the Doritos. 263 00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:27,700 Sweetheart, it's time to go back to bed, okay? 264 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:29,500 Can you say goodbye to Mommy, for me? 265 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,400 - Okay. Night, Daddy. - Goodnight, sweetheart. 266 00:23:32,533 --> 00:23:36,700 - Daddy says goodbye. - Oh. 267 00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:38,867 Okay. 268 00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:41,933 Here. Straight to bed. 269 00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:07,867 Just try one bite. 270 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,133 You have to try things. 271 00:24:09,267 --> 00:24:11,100 Hello? 272 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:13,067 Hi, in here! 273 00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:16,333 Hi! Nice dress! 274 00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:17,800 Thanks. 275 00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:20,500 Yeah, she slept in it on the couch, all night! 276 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,967 Uh, everyone ready for a movie? 277 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,800 All aboard for "Mrs. Doubtfire"? 278 00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,633 Yeah! "Mrs. Doubtfire"! 279 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,267 Have fun. Thanks. 280 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,667 Can we get hot dogs? Mom made terrible soup. 281 00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:34,167 Tastes like Vimy Ridge. 282 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,900 Women will have achieved true equality 283 00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:43,067 when men share with them the responsibility 284 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:46,733 of bringing up the next generation. 285 00:25:56,067 --> 00:25:58,667 Ladies and gentlemen, 286 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,067 friends and family, 287 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:05,833 Elaine Heywood was the kindest, 288 00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:09,267 most generous woman anyone in this room's ever met. 289 00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:16,767 ♪ I knew a gal 290 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,767 ♪ Who never complained 291 00:26:30,867 --> 00:26:33,167 Wow! 292 00:26:33,267 --> 00:26:35,300 Nailed it! 293 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,067 You just like, 294 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,067 that just totally captured Mom's essence! 295 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,600 That's it! 296 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,433 My Mother was a doormat. 297 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:48,600 She laid down for people to walk all over her. 298 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,800 Slammin' the door in her face. 299 00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:52,800 Wiping their feet on her mouth. 300 00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:55,067 My Mother never said a word. 301 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:57,133 - What do you want? - What do I want? 302 00:26:57,233 --> 00:27:00,533 I want a non-shitty, three-dimensional eulogy. 303 00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,600 And nylons. 304 00:27:04,433 --> 00:27:06,067 It's too hot in here. 305 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:08,467 Take off your stupid, puffy coat. 306 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,633 Oof! 307 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,333 Excuse me? Hi. 308 00:27:34,433 --> 00:27:35,667 Uh, where are the nylons? 309 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,800 What colour? We have tinted, or nude? 310 00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:40,633 Butterscotch and chocolate. 311 00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:42,800 There's oatmeal, there's mochaccino, 312 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:45,100 but non-fat for me, please. 313 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,600 - Abort! - You want Spanx? 314 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,133 - Crotchless? - You don't know. 315 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,933 Okay, why don't you just... come with me. 316 00:27:52,067 --> 00:27:53,367 Sure. 317 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:55,767 Tall You know what? - What? 318 00:27:55,867 --> 00:27:58,467 I'm rethinking the nylons thing. 319 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,267 Yeah? 320 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,100 This is my homage to Mom. 321 00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:05,600 It's beautiful! 322 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,367 I'm not high enough on your body. 323 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,467 Really becoming. Reminds me of her. 324 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,333 Really, really nice. - Got detailing. 325 00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:14,800 It's got ruching. Also, the bow. 326 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:17,533 Oh yeah, the ruching really gives you flavourful. 327 00:28:17,633 --> 00:28:19,176 It's not high enough, though. I need something higher. 328 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,867 Funeral veil? Appropriate? 329 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,467 Theme wear, baby. Funeral appropriate? 330 00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:26,867 - Mom loved a theme. - Too soon, maybe? 331 00:28:27,067 --> 00:28:28,833 Yeah, too soon. 332 00:28:28,967 --> 00:28:31,867 Oh shit. I lost the lady. 333 00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:35,300 Hello? 334 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,533 Hey, check it out. Mom actually had one of these. 335 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,900 "Gerta's Girdles help you curb your curves, 336 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,067 from waist to hip." 337 00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:47,067 Maybe we need to get one. 338 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,067 Excuse me, sir, you're so tall. 339 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,867 I can't quite... would you mind reaching. 340 00:30:06,933 --> 00:30:09,100 Sure, of course. Which colour would you like? 341 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:13,433 I don't know. What colour do you think? 342 00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:14,900 Uh... 343 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,900 burgundy seems to suit you. 344 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,133 - Burgundy, it is. - Okay. 345 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:39,876 Maybe we need to get one. 346 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,333 Tummy tamer. Spanxerator. 347 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:15,167 Did I go too far? Sorry. 348 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,833 Just let me in. 349 00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:18,867 No wonder she was so fucked up. 350 00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:21,700 - What? What are you talking... - Shut up! God! 351 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,733 I just need a second and get my head straight! 352 00:31:23,867 --> 00:31:26,067 Don't be a dick! Open the door! 353 00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:32,333 - What? - Just think about it. 354 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,967 I never saw Mom eat a French fry. 355 00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:39,167 Okay. 356 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,700 Like, not in my entire life, 357 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:47,067 did I ever see Mom even taste a fry. 358 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,500 She didn't order them, 359 00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:51,633 because she didn't wanna get fat. 360 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,200 Everything okay in her, sweetheart? 361 00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,500 Can I get you anything? A bigger size? 362 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,367 A control top? They hide a multitude of sins. 363 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,167 No uh, 364 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,900 I don't need that. 365 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:04,833 Tall She couldn't just like, 366 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:08,067 have a glass of wine. She had to have a white wine spritzer. 367 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,433 And I never saw her eat a croissant, ever. 368 00:32:10,533 --> 00:32:13,067 - What's that? - Uh, thanks, Shirley. 369 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,833 I'm just practicing a speech. 370 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:19,933 Oh, a speech. That is super exciting! 371 00:32:20,067 --> 00:32:21,700 What for? 372 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,200 Trying to write a eulogy. 373 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,067 For my Mom. 374 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,133 Oh, sweetheart. 375 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:32,567 I'm gonna come in, okay? 376 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:37,233 I'm gonna give you a hug. - I'm okay. 377 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:38,767 - I know what you need. - I'm good. 378 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,067 Please, come to Shirley. Come on. 379 00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:45,233 Oh, I'm so sorry. 380 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,700 Shirley: What about the nylons? 381 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,733 Fuck nylons. 382 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:15,967 Hey, I wrote this! 383 00:33:16,967 --> 00:33:19,133 Loser. 384 00:33:19,267 --> 00:33:21,333 - Who's a loser? - Oh, I just- 385 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,933 I wrote this piece about this woman, 386 00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:28,567 so her first novel is nominated for a Giller, 387 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,333 and she just won 388 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,507 - the June-fucking- - Callwood Social Justice Award, 389 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,133 and she's only 32 years old. 390 00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:37,067 So then I ask her about her personal life, 391 00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:38,413 because my editor is always like, 392 00:33:38,467 --> 00:33:40,967 "get some more like, relatable, personal stuff." 393 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:45,500 So, she shows me this photo of her foxy, 394 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:47,967 McFox husband, 395 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:51,167 who she met on an aid mission in Haiti, 396 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,260 and I'm not making this up... - Of course she did. 397 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:56,500 And, he's the chief caregiver of their two, 398 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:59,767 like stupidly good-looking children. 399 00:33:59,867 --> 00:34:01,200 Why not? 400 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:05,433 Are you gonna submit it to the award thingy? 401 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:08,300 No. 402 00:34:08,367 --> 00:34:10,167 I'm gonna send it in for you. 403 00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:22,700 Hey... 404 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,333 lookin' pretty good from up here. 405 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:27,167 - Go fuck yourself. - Thanks. 406 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,867 Jesus. 407 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,087 Gotta get some snacks. 408 00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:51,233 Cheese cubes. 409 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:53,400 Stuff on toothpicks. 410 00:34:53,533 --> 00:34:55,067 Fruit platters? 411 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,567 Melons, goddamn fuckin'... 412 00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,067 Know what people love? 413 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,233 - Melons overload. - They love shrimp. 414 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,733 - Shrimp rings. - Chocolates? 415 00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:05,867 - Uh... - Too optimistic? 416 00:35:11,267 --> 00:35:14,100 Tuna's on sale for 99 cents a can, 417 00:35:14,233 --> 00:35:16,433 maximum four cans. Isle two. 418 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:19,667 Tuna's on sale for 99 cents. 419 00:35:22,433 --> 00:35:24,367 Chris: Hey, Cassie. Oh, honey. 420 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,200 - Hi, Dad. - How you holdin' up? 421 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,267 Fine. 422 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,067 You know, one of the last things that she said to me 423 00:35:31,133 --> 00:35:33,967 was that she felt like a queen 424 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:37,600 two times in her life. 425 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:40,433 After giving birth to you... 426 00:35:42,433 --> 00:35:44,767 and your brother. 427 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,900 Can I get a manager, cash four? 428 00:35:47,067 --> 00:35:48,467 Yeah. 429 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,467 I'm in the grocery store, Dad. 430 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,567 Oh Lutz, so much to do. Yeah. 431 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,900 Aunt Jane's got the church and burial plot. 432 00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:01,800 I know she really appreciates all you're doing. 433 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:06,733 I just... I just got off the phone with Dan. 434 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,067 Sweetheart, look... 435 00:36:12,633 --> 00:36:14,600 do you really think that it's the best idea 436 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,833 for you to do the eulogy? 437 00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,933 With what happened... - Dad, I'm doing it. Okay? 438 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,043 - At the Christmas party. - I'm doing it. I'm the... 439 00:36:21,067 --> 00:36:23,067 - Cassie... - I'm the eldest. 440 00:36:23,167 --> 00:36:25,167 I'm the writer. - Cassie, listen to me. 441 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:26,967 Sorry, one second. 442 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,100 Hi. 443 00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:30,567 Excuse me. 444 00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:31,833 Hi, you're tall. 445 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,233 Wow, he's so tall. 446 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,500 Do you think you could reach one of those? 447 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,767 - These ones? - Yeah. 448 00:36:37,867 --> 00:36:40,500 Yeah, they're just really high. 449 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,967 They're really high up there. 450 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,200 Yeah, yeah, keep 'em coming. 451 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,667 Which kinds do you like? 452 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,967 One more. Chris: Cassie? 453 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,843 - Oh my God, so helpful. - Cass, are you there, honey? 454 00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,767 Dad, I'm doing it! Okay? Danny can't do it. 455 00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:57,700 He hates public speaking. 456 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,833 Do you remember the debate puking? 457 00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:01,767 Imagine eulogy puking. 458 00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:03,967 - Cassandra, no. - Hey, we got shrimp rings! 459 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:05,309 Tell Mona there's shrimp rings. 460 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,833 Dad, I'm at the checkout, okay, so... 461 00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:09,067 - Cassie, it's not a good idea! - You're cutting out. 462 00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:10,300 Fish crackers. 463 00:37:10,433 --> 00:37:11,767 Sweetheart, it's not a good idea. 464 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:14,067 Dad, I'm gonna make it good, okay? Bye. 465 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,833 Ugh. 466 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:24,133 Hi, everybody. 467 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:25,733 You know... 468 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,200 actually, my Mother... 469 00:37:31,967 --> 00:37:34,133 was a strong-willed person. 470 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,200 Not everybody got to see that side of her. 471 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,967 She was the smartest woman I ever met. 472 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:48,067 And... 473 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,833 so stubborn. 474 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:54,167 My mother... 475 00:37:54,233 --> 00:37:56,500 was a fuckin' rock star! 476 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,900 Yeah. 477 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:01,200 She had kids. She had an education. 478 00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:02,933 She had a divorce. 479 00:38:03,067 --> 00:38:04,767 She didn't need a man to get through life. 480 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,933 Yeah. Sharper. 481 00:38:06,067 --> 00:38:09,067 She worked hard to get where she got! 482 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,867 - Come on, give her teeth! - She pumped out two kids. 483 00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:14,767 She sacrificed her life for ours! 484 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,100 - Deeper! - She was Shira! 485 00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:18,733 ♪ Yeah! - She was Xena! 486 00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:20,100 ♪ Ow! - She was... 487 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,733 Joan of fucking Arc! 488 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:25,533 ♪ Mama, Mama, Mama! 489 00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,967 ♪ She was a diva 490 00:38:28,067 --> 00:38:30,867 ♪ She ran the show 491 00:38:30,967 --> 00:38:33,533 ♪ Mama! 492 00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:38,400 ♪ A hungry lion 493 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:41,133 ♪ She could bite 494 00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:43,367 ♪ My Mama always told me 495 00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:46,067 ♪ Baby, baby, baby 496 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,433 ♪ You've got the power 497 00:38:48,567 --> 00:38:50,567 ♪ She was strong and tough 498 00:38:50,633 --> 00:38:51,673 ♪ She was fierce and rough 499 00:38:51,733 --> 00:38:53,733 ♪ She worked it, she could give it ♪ 500 00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,967 ♪ Give it, give it, give it, give it, give it ♪ 501 00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:58,433 ♪ WOW! 502 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,967 ♪ Mama-a-a-a-a 503 00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:09,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 504 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,076 You're making her sound like some sort of a, 505 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,667 I don't know, heartless... - Bitch? 506 00:39:18,433 --> 00:39:19,600 Ah. 507 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,333 Ball-buster! 508 00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:23,567 A... nasty woman! 509 00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:24,833 Feminist! 510 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:27,100 Oh no, wait, I got one! I got one! I got one! 511 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:29,433 Cunt. - Okay, enough. 512 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,900 This isn't about you. 513 00:39:32,067 --> 00:39:33,967 It's about Mom. 514 00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:36,067 I know! 515 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:39,467 Whatever. 516 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,433 Wait! The snacks! 517 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,100 Ugh. 518 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,100 Fine, get the snacks, then I get the flowers. 519 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,700 And I have to write the eulogy. 520 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,333 I know I have to write the eulogy. 521 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:52,943 First to buy the snacks, then I'll get the flowers, 522 00:39:52,967 --> 00:39:54,167 then I'll write the eulogy. 523 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,967 Snacks, then the fuckin' flowers. 524 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,100 Whoa! Jesus. 525 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:10,167 Agh! 526 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,067 Fuck! 527 00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,467 Just leave it! 528 00:40:18,567 --> 00:40:19,967 The light's green! - Ah! 529 00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:21,900 The fucking wheel is bent! 530 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:23,700 I'm getting a drink. 531 00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:25,000 I need a drink. 532 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,033 ♪ Singing a fool 533 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,500 Can I have another? 534 00:40:40,633 --> 00:40:42,067 Yeah. 535 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:51,733 ♪ Listen... 536 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,233 ♪ Missed her chance 537 00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:55,700 ♪ She missed the boat 538 00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:57,667 ♪ Her song unsung 539 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,667 ♪ The words untold 540 00:41:01,767 --> 00:41:03,933 ♪ As days prepared 541 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,100 ♪ She'll never know 542 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,533 Mom, I said just spelling and grammar! 543 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,100 I just... I just made it flow better. 544 00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:14,700 There were so many great ideas, 545 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:16,113 but they were just out of order. 546 00:41:16,167 --> 00:41:17,667 They're still your thoughts. 547 00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:20,433 "Her unassuming demeanour betrayed an internal landscape 548 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,633 as vast and mournful as any ancient poet." 549 00:41:23,767 --> 00:41:25,300 Really, Mom? 550 00:41:30,267 --> 00:41:32,367 - Can I have another one? - Yeah. 551 00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:40,243 You want something' to eat with that, sweetheart? 552 00:41:40,267 --> 00:41:42,400 Yeah. 553 00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:43,533 I'm hungry. 554 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,300 - Some fries? - No. 555 00:41:48,067 --> 00:41:50,867 I've got a deluxe pickled egg, olive... 556 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:05,600 The thing is, is I don't like French fries. 557 00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,167 I don't like them. 558 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,900 But I order them. 559 00:42:09,067 --> 00:42:12,267 And I order them so that people see me ordering them, 560 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,633 and they know that I don't care about getting fat. 561 00:42:14,767 --> 00:42:16,933 Okay, no more French fries. 562 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,967 I don't like fries! 563 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,567 But if there's a guy around, 564 00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:23,067 I order them so that he knows I'm not like, 565 00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:25,233 one of those girls, and that I'm cool, 566 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:28,333 and I get it, and she, like that girl, 567 00:42:28,433 --> 00:42:29,933 she could stay. 568 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,867 We paid $25 a lap dance. 569 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,667 Well, the brunette says, 570 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,300 "I don't dance for money", and then she storms out. 571 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:40,100 The redhead says, 572 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,500 "I don't dance for less than a $100 a dance." 573 00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:44,167 She storms out. 574 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,967 The blonde says, "I can't afford $25," 575 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,867 how 'bout if I give you $5 now, 576 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,767 "and blow you for the rest?" 577 00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:54,067 Uncle Jake, my Mom's right here. 578 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:55,633 Sorry, ladies. 579 00:42:55,767 --> 00:42:58,100 You clearly don't get it! It's like everything. 580 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,533 It's everywhere. 581 00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:01,200 I got one, I got one, I got one. 582 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,333 What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? 583 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,700 - I dunno. - Toilet doesn't wanna cuddle 584 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,833 after you dropped your load in it. 585 00:43:08,967 --> 00:43:10,833 Oh! 586 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:14,633 Cass. Cass. 587 00:43:14,733 --> 00:43:16,233 Not cool. 588 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:18,833 Come on! It's just a joke! 589 00:43:19,067 --> 00:43:22,233 Lighten up, Roxanne! 590 00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:30,900 Just a second! 591 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,067 Can I use the toilet? 592 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:39,833 I need a fuckin' second, dude! 593 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,467 Fuck! 594 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,267 What am I doing? 595 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,733 I've gotta write the eulogy. 596 00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:35,267 I guess I've gotta change everything about myself, 597 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,233 and everybody else. 598 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,900 Yeah, right. 599 00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,867 And shampoo the unicorn. 600 00:44:40,967 --> 00:44:43,133 You're the boss of this. 601 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,233 Dude! 602 00:44:54,633 --> 00:44:56,100 Stop pushing me around! 603 00:44:56,233 --> 00:44:58,300 Stop pushing you around? 604 00:45:00,067 --> 00:45:01,233 What are you... what? 605 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,833 What? 606 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,800 Cassie. 607 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,633 What is it? 608 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,800 Come in. Sit. 609 00:45:39,967 --> 00:45:41,867 What's going on? 610 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,067 My Mom died. 611 00:45:48,667 --> 00:45:50,967 Oh my God. Cass. 612 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,600 What... what happened? 613 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:02,867 Can we have sex? 614 00:46:03,967 --> 00:46:06,667 Sorry, it's so weird. 615 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,833 No, it's not weird. 616 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,833 Are you sure that's what you want, though? 617 00:46:10,967 --> 00:46:13,667 Feel like I'm fucked up, 618 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,067 and I wanna get outta my head. 619 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,067 Or do you wanna talk about it? 620 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:21,167 I know you're tough and all that, but... 621 00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:24,500 I don't wanna talk about it. 622 00:46:26,133 --> 00:46:28,967 Hey, are you still taking a break from relationships? 623 00:46:32,067 --> 00:46:34,167 - Yeah. - Well, I-I don't know. 624 00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:38,567 Okay. 625 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,600 Let's get you outta that head, 626 00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:43,733 into that body. 627 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:46,933 I don't have a condom. 628 00:46:47,067 --> 00:46:49,167 What, so just the old pull and pray method, then? 629 00:46:49,267 --> 00:46:52,567 Yeah. I'll name her after Mom. 630 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,433 My God, this is sick. 631 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:57,367 It's not sick, it'll just be me, and little Elaine. 632 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:16,400 Ah... 633 00:47:19,733 --> 00:47:22,400 You know, I think almost every word 634 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:25,867 I've ever written, while I was writing it, 635 00:47:27,067 --> 00:47:29,567 I was wondering what a man would think when he read it. 636 00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:32,933 No, really, not just any man. 637 00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:34,367 Shut up! 638 00:47:34,467 --> 00:47:37,367 I gotta focus! 639 00:47:37,467 --> 00:47:39,800 I picture someone who a lot of people respect. 640 00:47:39,933 --> 00:47:41,933 And I imagine what he's thinking 641 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:43,700 while he's reading it. 642 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,267 While I'm writing. 643 00:47:47,767 --> 00:47:49,467 What is this? Turn over? 644 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,067 I've gotta focus! 645 00:47:51,133 --> 00:47:53,300 What are those dangly things, udders? Turn over! 646 00:47:53,433 --> 00:47:55,667 Jesus! Shut up! 647 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,733 And if there are no men around, 648 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:00,067 I imagine there are cameras. 649 00:48:00,133 --> 00:48:02,300 With men behind the cameras, spying on me. 650 00:48:02,433 --> 00:48:04,433 Imagined how I looked to them. 651 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,833 A girl who doesn't even know she's being looked at. 652 00:48:08,933 --> 00:48:10,800 Come on, where'd you learn that? 653 00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:13,233 Sounds fake! Be more natural! 654 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,667 Jesus! 655 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,133 Oh, and that sex face might be confused 656 00:48:17,267 --> 00:48:19,600 with your where's my other sock, face. 657 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:21,300 Just an observation. 658 00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:31,467 I can't. I can't. 659 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,867 I can't. I can't. I can't, I'm too distracted. 660 00:48:33,967 --> 00:48:36,067 Fuck. 661 00:48:37,433 --> 00:48:38,933 It's okay. 662 00:48:39,067 --> 00:48:41,333 Hey, it's okay. 663 00:48:43,433 --> 00:48:45,333 Hey. 664 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:08,800 And then the beast said, "No..." 665 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,760 "...you will never leave this castle..." 666 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,500 "No, you will never leave this castle," 667 00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,167 and off the beast stalked in a rage. 668 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:31,233 However, a little later he returned 669 00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:33,167 and spoke solemnly to Beauty, 670 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:36,500 "If you swear that you will return in seven days time, 671 00:49:36,567 --> 00:49:39,267 I'll let you go and visit your father." 672 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,500 Beauty threw herself at the beast's feet in delight. 673 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,267 "I swear! I swear I will!" 674 00:49:45,367 --> 00:49:47,233 How kind you are! 675 00:49:47,367 --> 00:49:49,933 "You've made a loving daughter so happy!" 676 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,700 Okay so, a guy traps a girl, 677 00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:57,933 way younger than he is, obviously, 678 00:49:58,067 --> 00:50:00,033 in a cage, 679 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,100 and when he finally lets her out, 680 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,200 she throws herself at his feet, in delight, 681 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,600 screamin' about what a nice guy he is. 682 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,200 Do you have to ruin everything? 683 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,900 He's an abusive, by definition, beast, 684 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:17,033 but if she just keeps loving, 685 00:50:17,133 --> 00:50:19,133 and loving this asshole, 686 00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:20,933 for who he is, 687 00:50:21,067 --> 00:50:23,033 then he'll stop abusing her, 688 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,600 she'll get her greatest and only aspiration, 689 00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:26,900 which is marriage... 690 00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:28,600 I liked being a princess, okay? 691 00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:32,067 And he'll be magically transformed into a generous, 692 00:50:32,133 --> 00:50:34,533 respectful, non-rapey prince. 693 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,300 This is the uh, gist of the story? 694 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,933 Ah, but... 695 00:50:43,433 --> 00:50:45,233 "Each night, through Beauty's conversations 696 00:50:45,367 --> 00:50:47,600 with the beast, she was amazed to discover..." 697 00:50:47,733 --> 00:50:49,633 It's okay. 698 00:50:49,767 --> 00:50:52,233 It's okay. 699 00:51:01,733 --> 00:51:04,233 Aw, blotchy face. 700 00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,333 Tiger lilies. - No. 701 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,066 - Calla lilies? - No. 702 00:52:26,067 --> 00:52:28,067 - Roses, pink? - I'm not goin' pink. 703 00:52:28,133 --> 00:52:30,133 - She liked pink. - I can't go pink, ' 704 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,700 'cause then everybody at the funeral is gonna think... 705 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,267 Fuck. 706 00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:42,733 Hi, Aunt Jane. I'm just at the florist. 707 00:52:42,867 --> 00:52:44,733 Oh yeah, that's wonderful. 708 00:52:44,867 --> 00:52:47,500 How you holdin' up? You okay? - I'm fine. 709 00:52:47,567 --> 00:52:50,900 Honey, listen, I have one more special job for you. 710 00:52:51,067 --> 00:52:53,533 Would you go to the house, 711 00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:55,343 and would you pick out a dress for her to wear? 712 00:52:55,367 --> 00:52:56,876 I think actually you're the only person 713 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,733 who could do this job. - Um... 714 00:52:58,867 --> 00:53:01,533 Yeah, that's wonderful. That's great. 715 00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,767 That is so good of you, sweetie, 716 00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:06,433 and I think it's a really, really important thing. 717 00:53:06,567 --> 00:53:09,267 And um, I just got off the phone with Danny, 718 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,400 and him, and your Dad, and I all agree that the eulogy, 719 00:53:13,467 --> 00:53:15,300 hon, it's just not a good idea. 720 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400 I think that's it's just gonna be too much for you, 721 00:53:17,467 --> 00:53:19,043 you know what I'm saying? - I'm doing it. 722 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:21,400 Why, honey? Because of the Christmas party? 723 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,233 Yes, it... 724 00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:26,467 it-it has to be me. - Okay, why? 725 00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:28,067 - Tulips? - Please, Cassie... 726 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,076 Aunt Jane, I gotta go. I'm in the middle of this. 727 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:32,200 I'll see you tomorrow. - Cassie, I think that this... 728 00:53:34,267 --> 00:53:35,767 Shit. 729 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:37,867 Um, no. 730 00:53:37,933 --> 00:53:40,233 Sunflowers? What's the occasion? 731 00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:43,200 - A funeral. - Were they close? 732 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:46,400 My Mother. 733 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,133 I'm sorry, you lost your Mother. 734 00:53:52,933 --> 00:53:55,100 - Yeah. - Shit. 735 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:57,233 Thank you. 736 00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:07,067 ♪ Would you pick blue cornflower ♪ 737 00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:12,733 ♪ Say there is just somethin' about her ♪ 738 00:54:16,567 --> 00:54:19,933 ♪ Would you find another beauty clear to see ♪ 739 00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:23,300 ♪ I know 740 00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:25,533 ♪ Never dream of me 741 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,800 ♪ If you'll have me 742 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,133 ♪ Maybe I could change to a purple rose ♪ 743 00:54:37,467 --> 00:54:39,300 ♪ That's not how it goes 744 00:54:39,367 --> 00:54:41,867 ♪ It's just cornflower me 745 00:54:44,100 --> 00:54:46,767 ♪ Would you pick a blue cornflower ♪ 746 00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:02,067 What album is that from? 747 00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:04,367 Oh, it's not really a song. 748 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,667 What does that mean? I just heard it. 749 00:55:06,733 --> 00:55:08,733 It's... I was... 750 00:55:08,867 --> 00:55:10,967 fiddling around... 751 00:55:11,067 --> 00:55:12,800 to Joni-tuning. 752 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,567 Come on, Mom, give yourself some credit. 753 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,700 For what? 754 00:55:16,833 --> 00:55:19,167 For giving you a broken home? 755 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,900 And me a failed marriage? 756 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:25,067 And, wonder of wonders, a failed career. 757 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,467 A triple... no, 758 00:55:27,567 --> 00:55:29,833 trifecta of shit. 759 00:55:29,967 --> 00:55:32,200 Mom, we're still a family, 760 00:55:32,333 --> 00:55:35,233 just the living arrangements have changed. 761 00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:37,500 Just 'cause a marriage is shorter than others 762 00:55:37,567 --> 00:55:39,667 doesn't mean it wasn't good, it was just shorter. 763 00:55:40,867 --> 00:55:44,533 A novel isn't less good because it has fewer pages, right? 764 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,767 Plus, humans used to die at the age of 40. 765 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:50,533 Now we get several lives, 766 00:55:50,667 --> 00:55:52,833 lots of relationships. 767 00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:56,867 And, the career thing... 768 00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,700 Yeah, I mean... 769 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:05,533 What about white lilies, then? 770 00:56:05,633 --> 00:56:07,700 Um, do you have any um, 771 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,733 blue flowers? 772 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,533 We have some dried flowers in the back. 773 00:56:11,633 --> 00:56:12,900 Perfect. 774 00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:15,109 Are you sure you don't want something more like, alive? 775 00:56:15,133 --> 00:56:16,567 Yeah, I'm sure. 776 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,300 Um, I don't know, five bouquets? 777 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,433 - No, seven. - Seven bouquets. 778 00:56:21,567 --> 00:56:24,367 Here-here's the address of the church. 779 00:56:24,467 --> 00:56:26,467 It's uh, tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow? 780 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,200 Mhm. Yeah. 781 00:56:31,533 --> 00:56:33,733 Gotta go get the dress. 782 00:56:33,867 --> 00:56:35,733 What am I gonna say? 783 00:56:35,867 --> 00:56:38,567 She made pie. She was a hard-ass. 784 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,267 Yeah, right. 785 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,800 Pick out a dress for my Mom to wear in her coffin. 786 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,367 Did you see it? See it? 787 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,200 I bought five copies! 788 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,200 It's brilliant. You're brilliant. 789 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:29,900 I learned so much. 790 00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:34,433 And you're totally right about that first paragraph. 791 00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:37,667 Did you see I kept your thing about the ego? 792 00:58:37,767 --> 00:58:39,867 Yeah, that worked well. 793 00:58:40,067 --> 00:58:42,433 You like the shot? Aaron took it. 794 00:58:42,533 --> 00:58:45,067 Oh yeah, it's beautiful. 795 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,267 I'm not sure brown's your colour. 796 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,600 I mean, it's a completely beautiful shot. 797 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,833 Thanks, Mom. I gotta go. 798 00:59:06,067 --> 00:59:10,067 Hi, Cassie, I'm not feeling very well. 799 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,200 It's like my heart is... 800 00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,700 racing, 801 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,900 but I'm very tired. 802 00:59:18,067 --> 00:59:20,733 Dizzy. Can't be hot flashes, 803 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,067 because I'm done with all that business. 804 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,700 Anyway, 805 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,800 I'm blathering on here. 806 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,633 And I'm sure you're doing something very important. 807 00:59:33,767 --> 00:59:36,467 I just love you so much, chickadee. 808 00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,533 I hope you know that. 809 00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:44,767 911, what is your emergency? 810 01:00:13,967 --> 01:00:16,033 So stupid. 811 01:00:17,467 --> 01:00:18,633 What makes it a bad kiss? 812 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,533 There's biting. And it's fake. 813 01:00:20,633 --> 01:00:22,000 It's passionate. 814 01:00:22,133 --> 01:00:24,533 Have you ever worn a bra to bed? No. 815 01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:26,800 Like, the director said, 816 01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:28,700 "have fun in the water! 817 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,033 More fun! Lift her up! Spin her around!" 818 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,067 What do you think of this one? 819 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,933 Young What do you think? 820 01:01:31,767 --> 01:01:34,567 You know, you can have ideas different than mine. 821 01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:37,200 I can think one thing, and you can think another. 822 01:01:39,067 --> 01:01:40,767 - Really? - Yeah. 823 01:01:45,533 --> 01:01:48,200 Babe, I know you probably don't wanna see anyone 824 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:50,200 and you're freaking out about tomorrow. 825 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,933 Please, do not give a flying fuck 826 01:01:52,067 --> 01:01:54,333 about what anyone expects you to say. 827 01:01:54,433 --> 01:01:57,333 I am coming over right now, with a survival kit, 828 01:01:57,433 --> 01:01:59,333 so open the door. 829 01:02:00,367 --> 01:02:02,533 We're gonna take care of you. 830 01:03:05,733 --> 01:03:08,100 Hey. Hi. 831 01:03:10,133 --> 01:03:12,167 Hi. - Hi. 832 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,067 Give me your keys. 833 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:22,967 Okay, come here. 834 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:30,467 So, what I want you to do... 835 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,767 is take off your pants. 836 01:03:34,867 --> 01:03:36,200 Come on. 837 01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:39,300 Right there. 838 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,067 Full disclosure, I did bring chocolate. 839 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:45,067 I did eat it. 840 01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,800 It was either that, 841 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:50,700 or die of starvation or hypothermia. 842 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,633 Well, I support your decision. 843 01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:54,567 - Are they off? - Yeah. 844 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:56,533 Now take off your bra. 845 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:58,987 Lisa told me to take this bottle. 846 01:03:59,067 --> 01:04:01,167 It's from our wedding. Isn't that so nice? 847 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,300 It's nice. 848 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,233 Lisa's really nice. 849 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:06,167 Yeah. She's a queen. 850 01:04:07,367 --> 01:04:08,367 Is it off? 851 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:10,400 - Yep. - Nice. 852 01:04:11,567 --> 01:04:13,967 Okay now, drink the... 853 01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:16,733 medium-quality lesbian wedding wine. 854 01:04:16,867 --> 01:04:18,633 Just suck it back. Yeah. 855 01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:21,400 It's good. It's from 2017. 856 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:22,867 Best year. 857 01:04:23,067 --> 01:04:24,500 Mm-mm. 858 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,833 Good girl! Yes! 859 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,067 Okay, now where's your lighter? 860 01:04:31,933 --> 01:04:34,400 You don't have a lighter? 861 01:04:34,533 --> 01:04:36,567 I was trying to give you some sense of agency 862 01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:38,333 and empowerment. 863 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,400 Yes, of course I have one. 864 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,933 Where are you going? 865 01:04:49,167 --> 01:04:50,600 Smoking out the window? 866 01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:53,533 No, no, no. We are smoking in bed. 867 01:04:53,667 --> 01:04:56,433 Like adults. Get in. - Ugh. 868 01:05:02,567 --> 01:05:05,100 Yes. 869 01:05:07,433 --> 01:05:09,100 Good girl! 870 01:05:11,767 --> 01:05:13,700 I'm not a good girl. 871 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,600 I'm a shitty girl. 872 01:05:16,733 --> 01:05:19,067 I'm a shitty, selfish daughter. 873 01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:21,767 Why, because of Christmas? 874 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:25,067 You were wasted. That's what Christmas is for. 875 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,876 Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 876 01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:31,933 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 877 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,767 It's okay. 878 01:05:35,433 --> 01:05:36,667 Yeah. 879 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,567 It's okay. 880 01:05:47,233 --> 01:05:49,333 Cass? - Yeah? 881 01:05:49,433 --> 01:05:51,933 Just back the fuck off, okay? 882 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:54,433 I mean, you're hot, but like, it's not happening. 883 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,600 Come on! 884 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:00,633 You are my type, but I mean... 885 01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:03,133 - Well, that's good to know. - Mhm. 886 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,267 I was outta my mind. 887 01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:08,867 Why did she listen to me? 888 01:06:08,967 --> 01:06:10,533 She shouldn't have listened to me. 889 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,433 Okay, hold on, hold on. 890 01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:14,433 Can I ask you something? 891 01:06:14,533 --> 01:06:16,200 Did you meet your mother? 892 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,067 Because she never listened to anyone. 893 01:06:19,133 --> 01:06:21,800 She made all her own choices. 894 01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:23,767 - This is true. - Like, being a Mom. 895 01:06:23,833 --> 01:06:25,800 Elaine loved being a mom. 896 01:06:25,933 --> 01:06:27,267 That's why she chose it. 897 01:06:29,633 --> 01:06:31,067 You're right. 898 01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:33,267 And she liked being at home. It made her feel good. 899 01:06:54,133 --> 01:06:56,133 Hi, honey, it's your Mom. 900 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,533 It's Tuesday at uh, 8:53 p.m. 901 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,813 I've been thinking about what you said 902 01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:05,367 at the Christmas party the other night. 903 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:08,300 I know things got a little heated there, 904 01:07:08,367 --> 01:07:10,067 and so, it was hard to hear, 905 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,467 but well, not literally hard to hear, 906 01:07:13,567 --> 01:07:15,127 because you were screaming down my neck, 907 01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:17,633 but I think you might be right. 908 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:21,167 I think there's truth in it. 909 01:07:21,233 --> 01:07:24,267 You have always been the truth teller in our family, 910 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,500 and the old phrase, 911 01:07:27,667 --> 01:07:29,333 "the truth shall set you free" 912 01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:31,700 seems appropriate. 913 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,067 I'm gonna take another crack at writing, 914 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:40,067 and don't laugh, dating, 915 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,367 and well, everything. 916 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:45,267 Anyway, give me a call when you have a minute. 917 01:07:45,367 --> 01:07:47,433 I love you. 918 01:07:55,433 --> 01:07:56,733 What? What? 919 01:07:56,867 --> 01:07:59,200 Honey, you forgot your present! 920 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:02,633 Here, maybe you could wear it tonight. 921 01:08:02,733 --> 01:08:06,067 Uh... I think I'm good like this. I think... 922 01:08:07,133 --> 01:08:09,467 You don't like it? 923 01:08:09,567 --> 01:08:11,367 Honey, you can't wear that. 924 01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:12,933 Why not? 925 01:08:13,067 --> 01:08:15,433 Well, it looks like you don't care. 926 01:08:15,567 --> 01:08:17,700 I don't. Okay. 927 01:08:17,767 --> 01:08:18,933 I don't. 928 01:08:19,067 --> 01:08:21,700 Well then, put this on. 929 01:08:22,867 --> 01:08:24,433 Honey, just put it on. 930 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:26,133 - Come on! Just do it! - Okay, okay. 931 01:08:26,233 --> 01:08:28,367 - Come on. Put it on. - Okay, okay, okay. 932 01:08:28,467 --> 01:08:30,233 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 933 01:08:31,633 --> 01:08:33,400 Here. Okay. 934 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:36,933 Put it on! - I am! 935 01:08:37,067 --> 01:08:39,067 Let me... I'm doing it! Let me do it! Mom! 936 01:08:39,133 --> 01:08:40,633 - Okay! - I'm 30 years old, 937 01:08:40,767 --> 01:08:42,767 I can dress myself. - Fine. 938 01:08:47,767 --> 01:08:49,600 Okay. 939 01:08:54,933 --> 01:08:57,333 Mom! Oh my God. 940 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,600 It's just... it's... 941 01:09:01,267 --> 01:09:02,567 it's not me. 942 01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:05,333 Well, sometimes you do things for other people. 943 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,533 You know a lot about that. 944 01:09:09,267 --> 01:09:11,767 And you wouldn't. 945 01:09:13,067 --> 01:09:15,967 There. It looks great. 946 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,600 What are you saying... are you saying I'm selfish? 947 01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:20,433 Are you saying I'm selfish? 948 01:09:20,533 --> 01:09:22,367 No, no I... 949 01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,367 No, no I know it's just... 950 01:09:27,533 --> 01:09:29,167 cool and all that, 951 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:32,700 but how are men gonna know what a wonderful girl you are, 952 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,800 if you scare them off? 953 01:09:38,867 --> 01:09:40,067 Oh. 954 01:09:40,133 --> 01:09:41,967 It's true. 955 01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:44,200 Well, there's your aunt Jane. Hello? 956 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:46,067 Honey, the truth is, 957 01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:48,700 if you make yourself seem available, 958 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:51,567 or even a little flirtatious, 959 01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:53,700 you'll just make better tips. 960 01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,333 That's just the way it is. 961 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,833 So you want me to whore myself out, 962 01:09:57,967 --> 01:10:01,367 for like a few extra bucks to like, shove in my bra? 963 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:03,833 Whatever. 964 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,733 Yep, that's exactly what I want. 965 01:10:07,867 --> 01:10:09,367 Noted, Mom. 966 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,867 What did zero say to eight? 967 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000 - What? - Nice belt. 968 01:10:15,367 --> 01:10:16,867 - Boo! - Dad joke. 969 01:10:18,233 --> 01:10:20,067 You get it 'cause it's the circle. 970 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,267 Okay, okay. I got one. 971 01:10:22,367 --> 01:10:25,200 - Wow. Look at this. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 972 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,233 This is... 973 01:10:27,367 --> 01:10:29,200 I don't know if you've ever looked better. 974 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:32,767 Honestly like... - This is Elaine's special. 975 01:10:35,267 --> 01:10:37,243 What's it called... - okay, Ar- - Arlene's Babies, 976 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,867 the one across from the big Loblaws, 977 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,667 and I was looking for a stroller 978 01:10:41,733 --> 01:10:43,600 for Dan and Amber, 979 01:10:43,733 --> 01:10:45,333 for a surprise Christmas present. 980 01:10:45,433 --> 01:10:46,600 Aw. 981 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,309 I was looking for one that could manoeuvre easily 982 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,567 through the snow. 983 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:52,400 I wanna get this little nugget the right set of wheels. 984 01:10:52,533 --> 01:10:54,933 And, one that's sturdy enough 985 01:10:55,067 --> 01:10:57,700 to pass on to the next nugget. 986 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:00,767 And the next one. 987 01:11:00,900 --> 01:11:02,733 And the next one! 988 01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:08,700 Anyway, so there were several options, 989 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,040 but the one that I really liked had a good set of wheels, 990 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,633 and it had some coffee carrier, and a doll - 991 01:11:13,767 --> 01:11:15,733 in case you didn't know what a stroller was for - 992 01:11:15,867 --> 01:11:17,767 and so, I... 993 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:21,067 I took it out onto the sidewalk for a test drive. 994 01:11:22,233 --> 01:11:24,700 And I'm testing the grip, and I'm... 995 01:11:24,767 --> 01:11:26,567 you know, I didn't do any donuts, 996 01:11:26,667 --> 01:11:28,233 but I'm poppin' some wheelies, 997 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:31,133 when a woman comes screaming after me, 998 01:11:31,267 --> 01:11:33,067 "That's my baby! She stole my baby!" 999 01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:35,833 It was a real baby. 1000 01:11:35,967 --> 01:11:38,633 The doll was a real baby! No! 1001 01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:43,300 I mean, it was so small and light, 1002 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,467 I really could've sworn it was a doll! 1003 01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:49,267 Typical stupid Elaine manoeuvre. 1004 01:11:51,767 --> 01:11:54,133 I got a funny story. Easy, Uncle Jake. 1005 01:11:54,267 --> 01:11:56,133 I had to go to a Canadian Tire the other day, 1006 01:11:56,267 --> 01:11:58,633 because we had a bit of a mishap with a raccoon. 1007 01:11:58,767 --> 01:12:00,132 Oh boy. 1008 01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:02,433 Honey, that is not a Christmas story! 1009 01:12:02,533 --> 01:12:04,267 Well, it's a family of raccoons story, 1010 01:12:04,367 --> 01:12:06,067 so it is kind of a Christmas story. 1011 01:12:06,133 --> 01:12:07,300 Oh! 1012 01:12:07,367 --> 01:12:09,333 Mother. 1013 01:12:15,633 --> 01:12:17,867 She liked kids. 1014 01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:19,800 She loved kids. 1015 01:12:19,933 --> 01:12:22,767 My mother would make things special 1016 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:25,333 for me and Danny. 1017 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:26,800 She was a writer. 1018 01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:29,300 She wrote... 1019 01:12:29,367 --> 01:12:30,667 she was an editor. 1020 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,133 She could make a great blanket fort. 1021 01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:36,700 My Mom was a sweet... she was a musical person. 1022 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,800 Oh my God. 1023 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:41,900 My Mom was a good cook. 1024 01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:46,567 Elaine was a great chef. 1025 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,500 She wrote poetry. 1026 01:12:48,633 --> 01:12:50,800 She... 1027 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:51,900 my Mom... 1028 01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:04,067 Oh my God, okay. We have an hour. 1029 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:05,867 - Ugh. - Okay. 1030 01:13:08,833 --> 01:13:10,167 Just breathe. 1031 01:13:10,233 --> 01:13:12,533 Okay, that's enough breathing. 1032 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:15,067 All right. All right, 1033 01:13:15,167 --> 01:13:17,067 look at this beauty! 1034 01:13:18,067 --> 01:13:20,167 Let's do this! 1035 01:13:20,267 --> 01:13:22,067 Nice, hot shower. 1036 01:13:23,267 --> 01:13:25,567 - Okay, okay. - There we go. 1037 01:13:36,533 --> 01:13:38,067 - Come on. - Thank you. Thank you. 1038 01:13:38,167 --> 01:13:41,500 Thank you so much for coming. Thank you. 1039 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,933 - Thank you for coming. - Hi. Oh, you came. 1040 01:13:44,067 --> 01:13:46,500 - The last time I saw her. - What a shock. What a shock. 1041 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,567 It was just the other day. 1042 01:13:52,067 --> 01:13:53,400 Did you call her? 1043 01:13:53,533 --> 01:13:55,067 Shoot. No, I didn't call her. 1044 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,860 Are you ready to say something, just in case? 1045 01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:01,400 Can you go see if she's- if she's coming? 1046 01:14:01,467 --> 01:14:02,733 See if she's down the street? 1047 01:14:02,867 --> 01:14:04,376 I think you should think of something to say. 1048 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,943 I'm thinking of something to say, I know. 1049 01:14:05,967 --> 01:14:07,407 - I'll look. - I just wish I had time 1050 01:14:07,467 --> 01:14:09,209 to think of something. - You'll be okay-you'll be okay. 1051 01:14:09,233 --> 01:14:11,233 What are you gonna say? 1052 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,567 I wanna say... 1053 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:16,633 I just want everyone to know how incredible she was. 1054 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,467 Tall Wanna say, 1055 01:14:21,567 --> 01:14:24,600 what's incredible is how much potential she had, 1056 01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:27,067 that no one else ever got to see. 1057 01:14:28,233 --> 01:14:31,567 And then she died unfulfilled. 1058 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:33,133 What a waste. 1059 01:14:33,267 --> 01:14:35,433 That's what I wanna say, what a fuckin' waste. 1060 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:38,567 Talking about what a waste Mom's life was, at her funeral? 1061 01:14:38,633 --> 01:14:40,167 Good move, asshole. 1062 01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,233 It's not your Mom's fault, 1063 01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,209 it's a much bigger problem. - I'm not blaming her. 1064 01:14:44,233 --> 01:14:45,767 I'm just saying, 1065 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,833 she could've been so much more, 1066 01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:49,967 and why don't we use this opportunity, 1067 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:52,433 so it doesn't keep happening, and we learn from it? 1068 01:14:54,233 --> 01:14:56,033 But like, you want me to be nice all the time, 1069 01:14:56,067 --> 01:14:57,900 just say nice things, like Mom? 1070 01:14:58,067 --> 01:14:59,367 You're not nice. 1071 01:14:59,467 --> 01:15:02,600 Throwing Mom under the bus at her funeral isn't an option. 1072 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,867 This is the last chance to make it up to her. 1073 01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:07,067 So Mom was perfect. The end. 1074 01:15:07,167 --> 01:15:08,833 If I don't say this, 1075 01:15:08,967 --> 01:15:10,933 then I'm throwin' Mom under the bus, 1076 01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:12,667 myself under the bus, 1077 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,200 Aunt Jane, Moira, Gail, Bubba, 1078 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,933 I'm throwin' them all under the bus! 1079 01:15:17,067 --> 01:15:18,833 It's not the time or the place... 1080 01:15:18,967 --> 01:15:21,800 It's never the right time! It's never the right time! 1081 01:15:21,867 --> 01:15:24,800 It's not fair that I can't just talk about this! 1082 01:15:24,933 --> 01:15:26,800 - Not fair? - Seriously? 1083 01:15:26,933 --> 01:15:28,533 Okay, poor you. 1084 01:15:28,633 --> 01:15:30,800 You are a white, thin, middle-class, 1085 01:15:30,967 --> 01:15:33,333 educated, hetero Canadian. 1086 01:15:33,467 --> 01:15:35,833 No one was ever stopped you from saying anything 1087 01:15:35,967 --> 01:15:37,567 you wanted to say. 1088 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,800 You have no idea how lucky you've got it. 1089 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:41,167 Cassandra! 1090 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,200 We're all ready for ya, honey. Come on in! 1091 01:15:49,667 --> 01:15:52,533 There's a place for you up front, beside your Dad, okay? 1092 01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:55,567 You look beautiful. 1093 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,733 Just tell the truth. 1094 01:17:13,067 --> 01:17:15,433 - Nice sweater. - Mhm. 1095 01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:18,933 Good to see ya look like a woman. 1096 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,567 - Thanks... - You're welcome. 1097 01:17:30,967 --> 01:17:33,967 Uncle Jake. 1098 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:35,467 Ooh! 1099 01:17:37,167 --> 01:17:38,900 It's okay. 1100 01:17:39,067 --> 01:17:41,500 - I'm okay! - Oh my God! 1101 01:17:42,767 --> 01:17:44,287 - These things happen. - You all right? 1102 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,467 Oh my God! I'm so sorry! 1103 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,600 Teach you how to hold your liquor, little lady. 1104 01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:50,600 You okay? Dad, are you serious? 1105 01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:53,833 Oh my God, Danny, what did you do? 1106 01:17:53,933 --> 01:17:57,467 Are you kidding me? 1107 01:17:57,633 --> 01:17:59,300 Jesus, Cass. 1108 01:17:59,367 --> 01:18:01,767 Who invited her? 1109 01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:05,867 It's Granny's ornament. Oh shoot. 1110 01:18:06,067 --> 01:18:07,107 Come on, it's no big deal! 1111 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,167 Here, just have a little medicine. 1112 01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:12,200 - Excellent. That's... - Here. 1113 01:18:13,667 --> 01:18:15,500 Whoa. - What? 1114 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,343 Don't you think you've had enough, chickadee? 1115 01:18:18,367 --> 01:18:21,267 No, you're not seriously gonna lecture me 1116 01:18:21,367 --> 01:18:23,067 on how much I've had to drink? 1117 01:18:23,133 --> 01:18:25,067 This is a party, Mom! 1118 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,667 Hey, hey, help me get the lemon squares. 1119 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,167 No, I'm fine. Mom... I'm okay, Aunt Jane. 1120 01:18:32,233 --> 01:18:35,467 Like, how about the happy pills that you and I both know 1121 01:18:35,567 --> 01:18:37,087 you should've stopped taking years ago? 1122 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:38,167 Okay. 1123 01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:40,043 Have I ever given you a hard time about that? 1124 01:18:40,067 --> 01:18:41,567 I've never talked to you about that. 1125 01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:43,700 - Okay, Cass, settle down. - No. 1126 01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:45,067 No! Not settle down. 1127 01:18:45,167 --> 01:18:46,887 Cassandra, I think you're going to regret... 1128 01:18:47,067 --> 01:18:49,800 What, I-I'm not gonna regret speaking my mind, Mom. 1129 01:18:49,867 --> 01:18:51,867 I don't care! 1130 01:18:52,067 --> 01:18:54,333 Like, you're gonna regret wasting your mind 1131 01:18:54,467 --> 01:18:56,400 on stupid shit! 1132 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,167 Fucking baby buggies? Outfits? 1133 01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:01,700 Typical stupid Elaine maneuver? 1134 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:04,500 Why don't you do something, Mom? 1135 01:19:04,633 --> 01:19:06,800 Why don't you like, do something? 1136 01:19:06,933 --> 01:19:09,200 You never even tried! - All I do is try! 1137 01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,500 - Cass. Just shut up now. - No, I'm cool. 1138 01:19:11,567 --> 01:19:13,167 I'm good, Danny! - Cass! 1139 01:19:13,267 --> 01:19:15,367 I'm talking now! I'm talking now! 1140 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:18,333 Like, why do you have to be so nice all the time? 1141 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,567 And now you've numbed yourself to everything, 1142 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:24,433 and you've wasted your whole life! 1143 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:32,576 Elaine's family asked me to thank everyone today, 1144 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,267 for being here. 1145 01:20:34,433 --> 01:20:37,100 Of course, we're all drawn here today 1146 01:20:37,233 --> 01:20:39,933 with a tremendous sense of loss. 1147 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,933 I know you'll be comforting one another today. 1148 01:20:44,067 --> 01:20:46,433 I'll do my best to lead us toward 1149 01:20:46,567 --> 01:20:49,067 some sort of spiritual solace. 1150 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,933 But I can tell you, the greatest comfort today 1151 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:58,100 will be in reflecting on this vibrant life lived. 1152 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:03,067 And your presence here today is a testament to that. 1153 01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:11,300 And now we'll hear from Elaine's daughter, Cassandra. 1154 01:21:20,133 --> 01:21:21,767 Ugh! 1155 01:21:26,367 --> 01:21:29,333 Hey, you got this. 1156 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,367 Ugh! 1157 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:18,267 No. No. No. 1158 01:22:43,433 --> 01:22:45,933 Okay. 1159 01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:09,067 I'm so proud of you. 1160 01:23:10,067 --> 01:23:13,300 Remember, always use your voice. 1161 01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:27,433 I won't be very far away. 1162 01:24:17,967 --> 01:24:20,133 My Mom... 1163 01:24:20,267 --> 01:24:22,100 was many things. 1164 01:24:23,467 --> 01:24:26,200 And I loved her so much. 1165 01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:30,067 I remember, 1166 01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:32,533 I think it was my first memory, 1167 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:37,333 that feeling of her warm skin in the pool. 1168 01:24:43,233 --> 01:24:45,133 And when she would put me to sleep, 1169 01:24:45,233 --> 01:24:48,067 she would hum, and I would feel... 1170 01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:58,567 and I would feel the vibration of her voice... 1171 01:24:58,667 --> 01:25:00,600 - In me. - In me. 1172 01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:06,067 Against my cheek. 1173 01:25:08,067 --> 01:25:10,067 I remember her hands. 1174 01:25:15,233 --> 01:25:17,400 And she always said to me, 1175 01:25:19,067 --> 01:25:22,200 that you can cure almost anything with a hot bath. 1176 01:25:28,533 --> 01:25:30,367 Not this. 1177 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,709 Once, she was editing an essay of mine, 1178 01:25:39,733 --> 01:25:41,533 and she wrote this line. 1179 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:43,100 We laughed about it, actually. 1180 01:25:43,233 --> 01:25:44,733 I yelled at her, actually, 1181 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:47,133 but I'll never forget it. 1182 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:49,067 "Her unassuming demeanour" 1183 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,100 betrayed an internal landscape 1184 01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:54,967 "as vast and mournful as any ancient poet." 1185 01:25:57,233 --> 01:25:59,267 It's true. 1186 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:03,100 It's true that there was so much no one got to see. 1187 01:26:03,233 --> 01:26:04,633 Or hear. 1188 01:26:04,733 --> 01:26:06,700 Or read. It makes me angry. 1189 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:08,700 It makes me angry. 1190 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,933 So much she could have given. 1191 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:15,100 The world didn't make it possible. 1192 01:26:15,233 --> 01:26:17,067 So... 1193 01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:19,100 so she gave it all to me. 1194 01:26:19,267 --> 01:26:20,633 And to Danny. 1195 01:26:22,233 --> 01:26:24,900 She doubted if she was enough. 1196 01:26:25,067 --> 01:26:27,833 Mom, Mom... 1197 01:26:27,967 --> 01:26:31,233 you were so much more than enough. 1198 01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:34,833 You even gave me your blessing to use my own voice. 1199 01:26:34,933 --> 01:26:36,909 Thank you. Tall I'm sorry. 1200 01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:38,067 Forgive me. 1201 01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,909 I'm just trying to understand 1202 01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,067 how to use my voice... 1203 01:26:41,133 --> 01:26:42,909 Tall to figure out how to use it... 1204 01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:44,567 well. 78107

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