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{\an8}WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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{\an8}I'M LOOKING
AT OUR FUTURE, JOY-JOY.
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{\an8}IT'S NOT PRETTY.
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{\an8}I SEE OUR
PROPERTY VALUES PLUMMETING.
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{\an8}I SEE A BANJO.
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{\an8}THAT'S DOUG'S.
HE GOT IT ON
SOME RIVER TRIP.
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{\an8}HE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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{\an8}THEY'RE NEVER GONNA
LEAVE US.
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{\an8}THEY HAVE THAT ORANGE
WIRE HOOKED UP LIKE
AN UMBILICAL CORD
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{\an8}STRAIGHT INTO
OUR BANK ACCOUNT.
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{\an8}WHY DON'T WE JUST
ASK THEM TO GO?
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{\an8}I-IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
KICKING THEM INTO THE STREETS.
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{\an8}THEY'RE LIKE SNAILS.
THEIR HOUSE GOES
WHEREVER THEY GO.
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{\an8}YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
THEY'RE GONNA COME BACK.
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{\an8}THEY'RE LIKE
HUMAN BOOMERANGS.
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{\an8}GOT ANY IDEAS
ON HOW TO GET THEM
TO LEAVE THE NEST?
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{\an8}WELL, ACTUALLY, I DO.
BUT IT INVOLVES
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{\an8}A CAN OF GASOLINE,
A RAG, AND A LIGHTER.
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{\an8}[CHUCKLES]
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
I HAVE AN--
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{\an8}YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
WE SHOULD DO? SERIOUSLY?
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{\an8}WE MOVE.
OH.
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{\an8}LIKE WE DID
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITH OUR FIRST APARTMENT?
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{\an8}NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT
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{\an8}WE ACTUALLY GET
A SMALLER PLACE
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{\an8}WHERE THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE THE ROOM
TO LIVE WITH US.
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{\an8}MMM, EDDIE, LET'S NOT
GO DOWN THIS ROAD AGAIN.
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{\an8}I MEAN, WE TRIED THAT.
WE LOOKED AROUND.
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{\an8}WE ARE NOT CONDO PEOPLE.
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{\an8}WE DON'T LIKE TO RUN INTO
STRANGERS IN AN ELEVATOR.
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{\an8}WE DON'T LIKE TO LISTEN
TO OTHER PEOPLE HAVING SEX.
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{\an8}NO. THAT'S TRUE.
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{\an8}WE TURN UP OUR TELEVISION
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN
TO OURSELVES HAVING SEX.
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{\an8}SO, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
HEY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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{\an8}THEY HAVE THESE THINGS
CALLED TOWNHOUSES.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS?
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{\an8}AND THEY'RE LIKE
STAND-ALONE BUILDINGS,
AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A YARD.
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{\an8}I KNOW WHAT A TOWNHOUSE
IS, YOU ASS.
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{\an8}OK. WELL, SEE,
MY POINT IS,
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{\an8}IT CAN KILL
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
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{\an8}IT'LL GIVE US
AN OPPORTUNITY TO DOWNSIZE,
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
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IT WILL GET THEM ON THEIR OWN
SO THEY CAN GROW UP A LITTLE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU COULD BE RIGHT.
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I MEAN, THEY NEED TO BECOME
INDEPENDENT SOMEDAY.
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I'VE LOOKED AT THIS
FROM ALL ANGLES, AND I THINK
THIS IS THE BEST OPTION.
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SO, SHOULD WE DO IT?
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WELL, I WASN'T
THINKING OF THAT, BUT I GUESS
I COULD TURN UP THE TV.
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OH, I THINK IT'S
AN EXCELLENT PLAN, EDDIE.
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YOU AND JOY
CAN GET A FRESH START.
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YOU'LL PROBABLY EVEN
MAKE SOME MONEY
WHEN YOU SELL THE HOUSE.
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OH, I SURE
HOPE SO, WHITEY.
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OR, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
SELL THE HOUSE,
SPLIT THE CASH,
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AND GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS.
[CHUCKLING]
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OH, THAT'S NOT
AN OPTION.
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I THINK I'M GONNA BE
MARRIED UNTIL I'M DEAD,
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OR EVEN LONGER.
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YEAH, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
WHO THINK THOSE TWO STATES
ARE SIMILAR,
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ALTHOUGH SOME PEOPLE DO
MAKE PEACE WITH DEATH.
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SO, WHAT'S HAPPENING
IN YOUR LIFE?
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HOW'S EVERYTHING
WITH DUFFY
THE VAMPIRE SLAYER?
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ACTUALLY, COULDN'T
BE HAPPIER.
YEAH?
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WE'VE GOT THE MOST AMAZING,
MUTUALLY SUPPORTIVE,
BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.
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AH.
OH. HEY, SWEETIE.
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WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
[HISSES]
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LISTEN UP!
EVERYBODY.
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CAN I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION?
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I AM DUMPING WHITEY.
NO--WHAT?
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I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW
THAT WE'VE BEEN SECRETLY
SEEING EACH OTHER,
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BUT I'VE GROWN BORED,
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AND I HAVE EXCEEDED
MY TOLERANCE
FOR DISGUST.
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AS MUCH AS I HATE
MYSELF, EVEN I DESERVE
BETTER THAN...THAT.
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BUT--BUT--I--I--
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I THOUGHT
WE HAD SOMETHING.
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OH, ACTUALLY, WE DO.
I GOT MY TESTS BACK.
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YOU SHOULD SEE
YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
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I THOUGHT
IT WAS THE ASPARAGUS.
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UGH.
WHITEY, ARE YOU OK?
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NO. HOLD ME, EDDIE.
OK. ALL RIGHT,
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COME ON, EVERYBODY.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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COME ON. SHOW'S OVER.
LET'S GO.
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HERE. JUST SIT DOWN
RIGHT HERE.
OH.
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THANK YOU.
YEAH.
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EDDIE, WHY?
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WHY WOULD SHE
DO THIS TO ME?
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SHE DOES IT
BECAUSE SHE'S--SHE'S
HEARTLESS AND CRUEL
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AND JUST NO GOOD.
SHE LASHES OUT,
AND SHE HURTS PEOPLE.
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AND I WAS FINE
WITH THAT!
OH.
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WHERE AM I EVER
GONNA FIND ANYONE
LIKE HER AGAIN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WOMEN'S PRISON?
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MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY?
ACTING CLASS?
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[SIGHS] I CAN'T
BE ALONE, EDDIE.
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LISTEN, WHITEY,
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
YOU GOT ME.
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AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
MI CASA ES SU CASA.
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THANK YOU, PAL.
OF COURSE.
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RAJ?
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[ROLLS TONGUE]
RAJ.
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LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
YOU WERE DRIVING A CAB.
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NOT ANYMORE.
I KEPT GETTING PULLED OVER
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AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE AIRPORT.
EVERYBODY MISSED THEIR PLANE.
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OH...UH, RAJ,
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SAY HELLO TO MY BEST FRIEND
WHITEY. WHITEY, THIS IS RAJ.
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[ROLLS TONGUE]
RAJ.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU--
[ROLLS TONGUE] RAJ.
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OH, FIRST TIME.
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NICE TO MEET YOU,
TOO, WITTY.
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IT'S WHITEY.
WHAT DID I SAY?
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YOU SAID, "WITTY."
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I CAN'T HEAR
THE DIFFERENCE.
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LISTEN, I'M SORRY
DUFFY DUMPED YOU.
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YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?
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OH, EVERYBODY HEARD
ABOUT THAT. MAY I OFFER
YOU SOME ADVICE?
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SURE. I ALWAYS SAY
THE MOST SAGE ADVICE
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COMES FROM IMMIGRANTS
WEARING NAME TAGS.
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GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
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LET HER GO. DON'T TRY
TO GET HER BACK.
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HEARTBREAK LIKE THIS
NEEDS TIME TO HEAL,
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LIKE A TREE
WITH A BROKEN LIMB.
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YOU PRAY TO COWS, RIGHT?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
ARE YOU REALLY
SELLING THE HOUSE?
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YUP.
YEAH. IT'S A DONE DEAL.
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YEAH. I'M WORKING
ON A LIST OF OPEN
HOUSES RIGHT NOW.
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WE'RE GONNA START
LOOKING TOMORROW.
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WHY IS THIS GUY HERE?
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I COULD ASK YOU
THE SAME THING,
BUDDY.
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BECAUSE WHITEY IS MY FRIEND,
AND HE'S GOING THROUGH
A TIME OF NEED.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
OUR NEEDS?
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I'M NOT SURE
THAT WE'RE READY
TO GO OUT ON OUR OWN.
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OH, YEAH YOU ARE.
YOU SURVIVED IN ECUADOR.
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UH, IT'S--
[SPANISH ACCENT]
ECUADOR.
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RIGHT. SO, I'M SURE
THAT YOU CAN SURVIVE IN--
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[FOREIGN ACCENT]
PHILADELPHIA.
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GOOD ONE.
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WELL...WHEN YOU GUYS
MOVE TO THIS NEW PLACE,
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WILL WE STILL BE ABLE
TO PARK THE RV--
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NO. NO, SORRY.
NO. NO PARKING.
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NO CAN DO.
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BUT, UH, DON'T WORRY.
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I'M SURE THAT THEY'LL
HAVE THAT, YOU KNOW,
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THE GUEST PARKING
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
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YEAH, BUT THERE WILL BE
NOTHING TO PLUG INTO,
YOU SEE.
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RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK MY FOLKS
ARE RIGHT, DOUG.
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I MEAN, WE COULD USE THIS
AS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO EXPAND OUR HORIZONS
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AND TRAVEL AMERICA.
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YEAH, WE COULD--
WE COULD DRIVE
TO CALIFORNIA
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OR FRANCE.
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HE'S PLANNING
ON DRIVING
TO FRANCE, EDDIE.
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I HEARD HIM.
YEAH.
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LISTEN, SWEETIE,
THIS IS--THIS IS
HARD ON US, TOO.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOTTA LEARN TO STAND
ON YOUR OWN FOUR FEET.
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AND YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE
OUR LOVE AND SUPPORT.
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MM-HMM.
OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
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I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, CHIEF.
DADDY.
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HONEY.
EDDIE.
WHAT?
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[EXHALES] WELL,
ALL RIGHT, ALLY,
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L-LET'S GO.
WHOA.
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AND REMEMBER,
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A JOURNEY OF
A THOUSAND MILES
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BEGINS WITH
A SINGLE STEP.
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I'M READY TO TAKE IT.
ARE YOU READY?
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I'M READY.
UM, AFTER YOU.
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OH, NO, NO, AFTER YOU.
NO, NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST.
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NO, YOU GO FIRST.
COME ON. LADIES FIRST.
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OH, NO, AGE BEFORE BEAUTY.
TAKE THE DAMN STEP!
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[CHUCKLES]
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[EXHALES] WELL,
THAT WAS DIFFICULT,
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BUT WE HAD TO DO IT.
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OHH.
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WHITEY?
MM-HMM?
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UM, GOD. IT'S--
WOW, IT'S LATE.
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SO, UH, EDDIE AND I,
WE'RE GONNA HEAD ON
OFF TO BED.
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OH, OK. I'M GONNA CONTINUE
TO WORK ON THIS LIST
OF OPEN HOUSES.
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I SAW A CUTE ONE HERE WITH
A BIG PORCH AND A CUPOLA.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A CUPOLA.
[CHUCKLING]
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OK. JUST LET
YOURSELF OUT
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M GONNA STAY HERE.
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I COULDN'T REALLY STAND
TO GO HOME AND SEE
DUFFY'S WHIP
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HANGING THERE
LIMP IN THE CLOSET--
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TOO MANY PAINFUL,
HAPPY MEMORIES.
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[EXHALES]
EDDIE, THIS PLACE,
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THIS KITCHEN! YOU KNOW
WHAT I COULD MAKE IN THERE?
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RESERVATIONS! [CHUCKLING]
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AND LOOK AT THIS. IT'S GOT
POOLS, HOT TUBS, A GYM--
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MMM!
WHICH WOULD BE
A LOT MORE CONVENIENT NOT TO USE
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THAN THE GYM WE HAVE TO
DRIVE TO NOT TO USE.
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LISTEN, BABE, I--
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
HUH?
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I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT
WHITEY.
OH, ISN'T HE GREAT?
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HE'S GREAT. GREAT!
UM, BUT HERE'S THE THING.
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I KNOW THAT HE'S YOUR FRIEND...
YEAH.
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AND THAT HE'S HAVING
ALL THOSE ISSUES WITH DUFFY.
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UM, BUT ISN'T IT
KIND OF STRANGE THAT HE'S
ALWAYS AROUND?
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OH, COME ON.
HE'S NOT ALWAYS AROUND.
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MY APOLOGIES, EVERYONE.
THE BIDET WAS CLOSER,
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AND I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY DIDN'T FLUSH.
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FRESH FROM THE OVEN!
HI, HI, HI.
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I'M RYAN THE REALTOR.
HOW ARE YOU?
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THERE'S MY CARD
IF YOU EVER WANT TO BUY
OR SELL ANYTHING.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE?
THEY'RE FRESH
AND A LITTLE NUTTY, LIKE ME.
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OH, FRESH
AND A LITTLE NUTTY.
I'LL TAKE ONE.
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UH, DON'T MIND
IF I DO.
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UH, EDDIE,
WATCHING OUR WAISTLINE?
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YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE
RIGHT, WHITEY.
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MMM. WELL,
YOU ARE A BIG ONE.
204
00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:14,587
YOU COULD TAKE A CLOSE LOOK
AT OUR 16-FOOT CEILINGS.
205
00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,355
UH, I KNOW.
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.
206
00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,491
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
YEAH, SO DO I.
207
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,860
ME, TOO.
208
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,696
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WHAT IS YOUR
FLOOR PLAN LAYOUT?
209
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,398
THREE BEDROOMS
WITH VISITATION RIGHTS?
210
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,066
TWO BEDROOMS
WITH A CONNECTING DOOR?
211
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,036
OR JUST A MOSH PIT
WITH A BIG, OLD
INFLATABLE MATTRESS? HEH.
212
00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,671
HEH. NO. YOU--NO.
213
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,139
EDDIE AND I ARE MARRIED.
YEAH.
214
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,807
WHITEY'S JUST A FRIEND.
215
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,710
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, HAVE A LOOK AROUND
216
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,879
AND DEFINITELY
CHECK OUT THE KITCHEN.
217
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:44,183
UH, IT'S A GREAT PLACE
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
A FRIEND OVER FOR A SANDWICH.
218
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,686
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
219
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,056
WHITEY, WE'RE RIGHT ON
THE GOLF COURSE. HEH HEH!
220
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,290
OH, GREAT. GOLF.
221
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:54,093
ALMOST AS EXCITING LIVE
AS IT IS ON TV.
222
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,895
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE COULD PLAY NINE HOLES
223
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,430
EVERY MORNING BEFORE WORK.
OH, YOU BET WE--
224
00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,032
WHITEY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE LIVING WITH US.
225
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,001
NO, I--OH, I KNOW THAT.
226
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,003
DUFFY'S GONNA
COME TO HER SENSES.
227
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,572
I MEAN, WHERE ELSE
IS SHE GONNA FIND
A MAN MY AGE
228
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,407
THAT CAN TAKE A PUNCH
LIKE I CAN?
229
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:09,909
[CHUCKLES]
GOOD FOR YOU.
230
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,345
YOU JUST KEEP
THINKING POSITIVE
LIKE THAT, HUH?
231
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,413
HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS PLACE?
232
00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,982
HMM?
CHECK OUT THE PRICE.
233
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,751
WOW! BABE, WE CAN
AFFORD THIS.
234
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:22,521
THANK GOD WE DIDN'T HAVE
THE MONEY TO INVEST
IN THE STOCK MARKET.
235
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,523
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
WE SELL OUR PLACE,
236
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,692
WE WOULD HAVE MONEY
LEFT OVER TO TRAVEL.
237
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,794
YEAH, WE WOULD.
YEAH, OR WE'D EVEN BE ABLE
238
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,930
TO GO TO RESTAURANTS MORE.
MM-HMM.
239
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,899
OR JOY COULD GET A VISIT
FROM THE BOTOX FAIRY.
240
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,702
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW A FAIRY YOU
COULD GET A VISIT FROM.
241
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,171
STILL IN THE ROOM!
242
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,640
I--I--
243
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,908
DID YOU CHECK OUT
THE SECOND BEDROOM?
244
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,910
IT'S PERFECT
FOR THE KIDS TO VISIT,
245
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:48,581
BUT NOT QUITE BIG ENOUGH
FOR THEM TO LIVE HERE.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
246
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,084
YOU KNOW, OF ALL
THE PLACES WE'VE SEEN,
I THINK THIS IS THE BEST.
247
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:55,254
WHITEY,
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
248
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,957
YOU KNOW, OF ALL
THE PLACES WE'VE SEEN,
249
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,159
I THINK THIS ONE
IS THE BEST.
250
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,194
I AGREE.
SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
251
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,664
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST--
252
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,332
I'M JUST NOT SURE.
253
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,934
"I'M JUST NOT SURE." UHH.
HOW I HATE THAT SENTENCE.
254
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,970
IF I HAD SAID THAT
TO FATHER MURPHY,
255
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,572
I'D BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
PERSON TODAY. [CHUCKLES]
256
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,642
THERE IS
NO BETTER TIME TO BUY.
257
00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:18,277
NOW,
THAT IS TRUE.
258
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,180
YEAH. BUT WE
WOULD HAVE TO SELL
OUR HOUSE FIRST, THOUGH.
259
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:25,384
AH. NOW YOU'RE
SINGING MY SONG.
I CAN SELL ANYTHING.
260
00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:29,755
[EXHALES]
261
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,993
WHITNEY HOUSTON,
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
262
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,703
OH, MY GOD.
THIS LOOKS LIKE
A JOB FOR FEMA.
263
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,439
THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD
OF BAD TASTE.
OH, COME ON.
264
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,907
IT'S NOT
THAT BAD.
265
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,076
NOBODY WOULD BUY THIS HOUSE
IN ITS CURRENT CONDITION.
266
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,777
IT'S ALMOST UNINHABITABLE.
267
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,414
JOY, YOU NEED
A NEW LOOFAH.
268
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,983
WHITEY, TAKE OFF MY ROBE.
269
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,885
NO! NOT RIGHT HERE.
270
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,154
GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET DRESSED. PLEASE.
271
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,756
IF THERE'S
ONE THING I KNOW,
272
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,991
IT'S HOW TO TAKE ORDERS
FROM A WOMAN.
273
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,260
BY THE WAY, WHITEY,
THAT'S A NICE COLOR ON YOU.
274
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,696
IT BRINGS OUT
THE VEINS IN YOUR NOSE.
275
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:15,735
[EXHALES] RYAN, TELL US.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PLACE?
276
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,571
OHH. WELL, OLD, UGLY,
OLD, UGLY, UGLY, OLD.
277
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,807
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK
YOU WERE POINTING AT ME
ON ONE OF THOSE UGLIES.
278
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,810
I BELIEVE IT WAS TWO OF THEM.
[GASPS]
279
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,213
THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT THERE IS
280
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,716
NOTHING WE CAN'T
CURE HERE WITH
A LITTLE STAGING.
281
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,084
STAGING?
YEAH. OH--
282
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,686
I HEARD ABOUT THIS.
283
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,222
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE HOME
MAKEOVER, RIGHT?
EXACTLY.
284
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,790
YEAH. SO, DO WE DO
THE STAGING?
285
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,024
DID YOU DO THIS?
MM-HMM.
286
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,426
THEN NO. NO.
287
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,727
OHH.
288
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,229
JUST LET ME
DO MY THING,
289
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,631
AND YOU ARE GONNA
MAKE A KILLING
ON THIS HOUSE.
290
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,366
OK, WELL, DO YOUR THING.
OK. OH, YEAH!
291
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,902
AND THEN WE CAN GO TO
THE TOWNHOUSE AND SPEND
A LITTLE TIME THERE,
292
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,737
YOU KNOW, JUST TO BE SURE.
GREAT IDEA.
293
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,340
BUT FIRST, CAN WE GET
RID OF THE LOSE-A-BAGO
IN THE BACKYARD?
294
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,842
OH, ACTUALLY,
I'VE ALREADY SPOKEN TO THEM,
AND THEY'LL BE LEAVING TODAY.
295
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,477
GOOD. NOT A MOMENT
TOO SOON.
296
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,246
I'VE GOT SOME
PEOPLE COMING OVER
TO LOOK AT IT,
297
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,549
SO, GET OUT OF MY WAY
AND LET RYAN SPRINKLE SOME...
298
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,717
FAIRY DUST?
299
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,486
STOP FLIRTING WITH ME.
300
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,596
WHEW.
301
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,732
OHH. HEH.
302
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:20,666
[SIGHS]
303
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,901
[IMITATES INTERCOM BUZZER]
304
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,135
YES? HEH HEH.
305
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:27,006
OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS, YES.
SEND THEM RIGHT UP.
306
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,707
COME IN. COME IN.
307
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,376
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
308
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,013
THE MOTORCADE BROKE DOWN
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY
LOVELY NEW TOWNHOUSE.
309
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,881
PLEASE, COME IN
FOR COCKTAILS.
310
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,417
MICHELLE, WHY DON'T
YOU SIT RIGHT HERE?
311
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,020
YOU DO HAVE
LOVELY ARMS. HEH HEH.
312
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,889
BARACK, HOW 'BOUT
YOU RIGHT THERE?
313
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,125
OH, SORRY.
MR. PRESIDENT.
314
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,127
COCKTAIL? HA!
315
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,663
OH. I'M SORRY.
316
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,198
[BABY TALK]
I SPILLED.
317
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,967
DID I JUST SEE
PEACHES AND HERB?
318
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:59,772
WHITEY,
WH-WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?
319
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,674
OH, HE IS SIGNING US UP
FOR A POTLUCK DINNER.
320
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,010
THEY'VE GOT A WHOLE
GET-TO-KNOW-YOU PROGRAM
HERE AT THE COMPLEX.
321
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,746
I'M DOING
STRING BEANS AND
PEARL ONIONS.
322
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,882
LISTEN, WHITEY, UM...
323
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,984
WE NEED TO TALK.
SURE.
324
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,086
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
JOY-JOY?
325
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,324
IT'S ABOUT US.
326
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,291
ME AND YOU?
327
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,994
YEAH! ME AND YOU.
328
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,462
[EXHALES] WELL, LOOK.
YOU KNOW,
329
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,531
I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN,
330
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,633
BUT I COULD NEVER
HURT EDDIE LIKE THAT.
331
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,002
NO, WHITEY! NO.
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
332
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,004
AND I THINK YOU KNOW
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
333
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,173
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TO HELL WITH HIS FEELINGS.
334
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,175
LET'S DO IT.
335
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,543
WHITEY!
336
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,613
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
I'M VERY FRAGILE RIGHT NOW,
337
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,948
AND I KNOW IT'S AN IMPOSITION
HAVING ME AROUND--
338
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,783
YOU CANNOT
LIVE WITH US!
339
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,218
WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
NOT PERMANENTLY.
340
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,121
NOT AT ALL!
YOU HAVE TO GO HOME.
341
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,923
[SIGHS]
342
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:55,561
BUT I--I CAN'T GO HOME.
EVERYTHING THERE
REMINDS ME OF HER--
343
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,797
THE BANDAGES,
THE MERCUROCHROME,
344
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,966
THE SADDLE SOAP,
345
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,936
THE SADDLE.
ALL RIGHT!
346
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,070
BLECCH.
347
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,072
LISTEN TO ME,
WHITEY, PLEASE.
348
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:10,075
IF--IF YOU REALLY WANT
THIS WOMAN--
349
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,579
AND I AM NOT AT ALL SURE
WHY YOU DO--
350
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,048
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT
THIS WOMAN,
351
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,250
YOU GOTTA GO FIGHT
FOR HER.
352
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,452
FIGHT?
YEAH.
353
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,921
HMM.
354
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,290
THAT COULD BE PAINFUL.
355
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,292
I'LL DO IT.
[CHUCKLES]
356
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,327
THANK YOU.
OK.
357
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,765
I CAN'T WAIT TO COOK
OUT ON THE OPEN ROAD.
358
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,067
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?
359
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,702
I WANT TO GO TO
SARASOTA, FLORIDA,
360
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,138
WHERE ALL THE CIRCUS
PEOPLE WINTER.
I FIND THEM FASCINATING.
361
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,806
DID YOU KNOW
THAT CLOWN COLLEGE
362
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,508
IS HARDER TO GET INTO
THAN HARVARD?
363
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,842
WHAT'S--
364
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,112
OH, MY GOD!
SOME--SOMEBODY STOLE OUR HOUSE!
365
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,487
[SOBBING]
366
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,122
OH, I'M SORRY.
367
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,124
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT--
OH, NO.
368
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,094
WE'RE DONE HERE.
SO IS MRS. STOTTLEMEYER.
369
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,996
YOU CAN
RUN ALONG NOW, DEAR.
370
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,931
[CONTINUES SOBBING]
371
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,335
OK, MOVE IT
OR LOSE IT.
COME ON.
372
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,904
WHAT'S--WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY IS SHE CRYING?
373
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:14,940
OH, SHE WAS THIS CLOSE
TO GETTING A PENSION.
374
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,377
NOW I GET
THE GOOD PARKING SPOT.
375
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,245
SO, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
376
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,148
WELL, I--I WONDERED
IF I COULD TALK TO YOU.
377
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,351
OH. WELL, YOU CAN TALK
ALL YOU WANT,
378
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,586
BUT I'LL ONLY LISTEN
UNTIL I GET BORED,
379
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,588
AND I'M PRETTY BORED
RIGHT NOW.
380
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,558
WELL, I WAS WONDERING IF...
381
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,894
MAYBE SOMEHOW WE COULD
REKINDLE THE FLAME?
382
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,364
WELL--
I MEAN, SHORT OF ME
383
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,431
SETTING MYSELF ON FIRE?
384
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,967
OH, THEN NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
385
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,270
OK. I UNDERSTAND.
386
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:49,375
TRUTHFULLY, IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
WITH ME, EITHER.
387
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,744
OH. SEE? WE AGREE
ON SOMETHIN'.
388
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,412
[CHUCKLES] YEAH.
389
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,749
I, UH--I WON'T
BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.
390
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,518
I GUESS I'LL JUST SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS
391
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:02,921
LIVING IN THE SPARE ROOM
OVER AT JOY AND EDDIE'S.
392
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,023
SOUNDS FUN.
393
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,125
YEAH. JOY'S PRETTY
UPSET ABOUT IT.
394
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,626
OH, I BET SHE IS.
395
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:11,563
BUT IT'S WORTH IT,
'CAUSE EDDIE
IS ECSTATIC.
396
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,399
WHAT?
OH.
397
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,068
HE'S SO HAPPY.
HE'S LIKE A NEWBORN COLT
398
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,871
PRANCING IN THE MEADOW
AT SUNRISE. IT'S...
399
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,708
EDDIE STARK IS HAPPY?
400
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,476
[CHUCKLING] I MEAN,
401
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:27,813
"HAPPY" DOESN'T EVEN
DESCRIBE THE BLISS
HE'S IN.
402
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:32,484
YOU'D NEED A WHOLE NEW
WORD FOR IT, LIKE HE'S
"GLEE-LICIOUS."
403
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,187
[HUFFING AND STAMMERING]
404
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,656
OK. WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.
405
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,759
PLEASE.
DON'T TEASE ME--
406
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,561
I MEAN,
NOT LIKE THIS.
407
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,497
NO. NO. I'M SERIOUS.
408
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:49,635
IF IT MEANS THAT THE EVIL ONE
IS GOING TO BE LESS HAPPY,
409
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,871
THEN I CAN
TOLERATE ANYTHING,
EVEN YOU.
410
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,840
REALLY?
YEAH.
411
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,476
[CHUCKLING] OH, BOY.
THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS.
412
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,012
AND EDDIE WILL BE
DEVASTATED.
413
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,748
[GASPS] OH, YES.
414
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,683
SAY THAT AGAIN.
415
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,685
EDDIE WILL BE
DEVASTATED.
416
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,921
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
417
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,923
OK. NOW...
418
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,460
WHO'S BEEN
A BAD LITTLE KITTY CAT?
419
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,263
ME...OW.
420
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,968
OH, GOOD LORD,
ARE YOU LIMBER.
421
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,703
[GASPS]
422
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,206
WHOA!
OH, MY GOSH.
423
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,942
THIS PLACE
LOOKS FANTASTIC!
424
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,144
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
425
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,812
WE SHOULD BUY IT.
WELL,
426
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,483
I DON'T THINK WE CAN
AFFORD IT NOW.
[CHUCKLING]
427
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,551
OH, LOOK, HONEY,
A BOWL OF BALLS.
428
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:43,255
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
DO ME A FAVOR AND
BUST THESE FOR A WHILE?
429
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,857
[SQUEALS]
430
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,158
NO?
431
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,360
OK.
432
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,328
HEY.
HEY.
433
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,163
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
434
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,298
SOMEBODY
STOLE OUR RV.
435
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,666
WHAT?
THAT'S--
436
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,168
WHO THE HELL
WOULD STEAL THAT THING?
437
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,971
ANYBODY WITH THE NEED
FOR THE OPEN ROAD.
438
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,672
OR A PLACE TO PUT
THEIR METH LAB.
439
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,308
OK. EDDIE, OK.
LISTEN. IT'S OK.
440
00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,943
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
YOU'RE SAFE.
441
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,645
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S WHAT
442
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:07,713
INSURANCE IS FOR.
YEAH.
443
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,849
YOU WANT TO TAKE
THIS ONE, DOUG?
444
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:14,419
SEE, MY THEORY
ON INSURANCE IS--
445
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,288
YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE.
HE DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE.
446
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,890
BUT DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE GONNA BE OK.
447
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,291
YEAH. WE HAVE A PLAN.
YEAH, REALLY?
448
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,560
AND WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
WELL, WE'RE GONNA GET
449
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,663
ENOUGH MONEY TOGETHER
TO PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN
ON AN APARTMENT.
450
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,533
OH. OK.
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA
GET ALL THIS MONEY?
451
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,468
I HEAR THE SKEPTICISM
IN YOUR VOICE.
452
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,603
BUT IN FACT,
WHILE WE WERE
WALKING BACK HERE
453
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,539
FROM MAKING
THE POLICE REPORT,
454
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,441
I FIGURED OUT A WAY
TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY.
455
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,343
OH. AND THAT IS?
456
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,779
WE'RE GONNA SELL BLOOD.
AND SPERM.
457
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,848
AND SPERM. [CHUCKLING]
458
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,385
UH, UNTIL WE HAVE ENOUGH
TO GET AN APARTMENT,
459
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,887
ONE PINT AT A TIME.
460
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:54,526
SO, YOUR PLAN IS
TO SELL PINTS OF SPERM?
461
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,662
YEAH. YUP...
462
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,765
IF MY ARM HOLDS OUT.
463
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,634
WELL, IF YOU
COULD MANAGE THAT,
464
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,370
YOU HAVE MY BEGRUDGING
ADMIRATION.
OK.
465
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,773
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
WOULD IT BE OK
466
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,808
IF WE MOVE INTO
MY OLD ROOM?
YES,
467
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,843
BABE, OF COURSE.
W-WAIT. BOTH OF YOU?
468
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,445
YEAH, EDDIE.
DADDY...
469
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,980
I CAN'T--
470
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,748
OH. ALL RIGHT.
471
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,051
WELL, I BETTER
GET UP THERE.
472
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,021
THE SPERM ISN'T GONNA
JUMP INTO A CUP
BY ITSELF. HEH.
473
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,791
[GRUNTS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
474
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,660
WELL, I'M, UH, GONNA...
475
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,330
GO THIS WAY.
476
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,268
WELL...
477
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:40,572
WELL, I GUESS
WE'LL HAVE TO PUT OUR
LITTLE ADVENTURE ON HOLD, HUH?
478
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,808
YEAH.
479
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,443
YOU UNHAPPY?
480
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,646
NAH. WE GET ALL OF OUR OLD
CRAPPY FURNITURE BACK.
481
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,881
WELCOME HOME.
482
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,850
MMM.
483
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,252
HMM.
484
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,920
Doug: THAT'S ONE!
485
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,595
{\an8}IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE
CONVENIENT NOT TO USE THIS GYM
486
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:07,399
{\an8}THAN TO DRIVE TO THE GYM--
[CHUCKLING]
487
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,769
{\an8}JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WHAT IS YOUR
FLOOR PLAN LAYOUT?
488
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,771
{\an8}THREE BREDROOMS WITH--
489
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,539
{\an8}[CHUCKLES AND INHALES]
490
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,775
{\an8}TRY THE GYM ONE.
YOU THINK THAT'S
TOUGH.
491
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,377
{\an8}HA!
SERIOUSLY.
492
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,845
{\an8}NO, SERIOUSLY.
493
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,648
{\an8}BUT IT'S WORTH IT,
'CAUSE BRAD
IS ECSTATIC.
494
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,583
{\an8}BRAD?
I'M SORRY.
495
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,752
{\an8}[LAUGHING]
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