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How great do these
new lamps look?
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They're fantastic!
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They are classy, yet casual.
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Like the Kennedys
playing touch football.
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Seriously, I love them!
Don't you love them?
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Honey, I gotta
level with you.
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This is as excited as I get
about anything I can't eat.
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You know what I think?
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I think they really
finally pull together
our beach theme.
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Uh-huh. And what else
in here says "beach" to you?
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Uh, the starfish?
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Quick, somebody braid my hair
'cause I'm in Jamaica.
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Come on, let's fire up
these bad boys!
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All right.
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{\an8}(GROANS)
Okay.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, that is quite lovely.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Mine doesn't work.
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What?
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Maybe it's the bulb.
Switch bulbs with me.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
This is gonna do it!
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M'lady's bulb.
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Thank you very much,
kind sir!
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All right, there we go.
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Huh.
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Wow!
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Now it's even brighter
than before, huh?
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You must've had
a 100-watter in there.
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That's nice.
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You should get a 100-watter,
you know, when yours works.
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(CHUCKLING)
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What are you doing?
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Reading under my new light.
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We gotta get this fixed.
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Yeah, we do.
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(JINGLE PLAYING)
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{\an8}in
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{\an8}in f
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{\an8}in fro
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{\an8}in front
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{\an8}in front o
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{\an8}in front of
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{\an8}in front of
a
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{\an8}in front of
a li
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{\an8}in front of
a live
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{\an8}in front of
a live s
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{\an8}in front of
a live stu
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{\an8}in front of
a live studi
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio au
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio audi
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio audien
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio audience
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{\an8}in front of
a live studio audience.
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{\an8}Hey, babe.
Hey.
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{\an8}What are you watching?
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{\an8}It's part 4 of A&E's
History of the Blimp.
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{\an8}I TiVo'd it.
Hey, you want to sit?
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{\an8}Yeah, you know, I'm gonna
wait and watch it in hell.
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{\an8}Hey, you know, um,
it's been like a week.
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{\an8}We really should
get my lamp fixed.
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{\an8}Yeah, we should.
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{\an8}Yeah, we should.
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{\an8}You realize, of course, that
it's just a random coincidence
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{\an8}that I got the
broken one, right?
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, the chips
did not fall your way.
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{\an8}I mean, we got two lamps,
one works, one doesn't.
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{\an8}It's crazy. Lamps, huh?
Am I right?
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{\an8}So we get his
and hers lamps
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{\an8}and because mine is broken
it is my problem?
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{\an8}It's not your problem,
but hers is broken.
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{\an8}Excuse me?
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{\an8}Hers is broken,
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{\an8}and his is lit up like
a fireworks display
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{\an8}on the Fourth of July.
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{\an8}(STAMMERING) It would
just be nice if you just
showed a little concern
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{\an8}because if it was
your lamp that was broken
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{\an8}we'd be running back
to the store to fix it
right now.
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{\an8}Oh, now,
that is not true.
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{\an8}The only reason why
we haven't gotten it fixed
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{\an8}is because we're very busy
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{\an8}and it's hard
to get things done.
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{\an8}Listen, honey,
I am on your team.
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{\an8}I mean, I want you to
have light, you know?
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{\an8}There is no joy
without light
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{\an8}and there's no light
without joy.
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{\an8}You know, I never want you
to die, but when you do,
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{\an8}I'm putting that
on your headstone.
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{\an8}Okay, how about this?
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{\an8}Until we fix it,
you give me your lamp.
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(INHALING)
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Yeah, that's not
gonna happen.
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Why not?
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Well, because I read
books in bed and
you read magazines.
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Okay, first of all,
I read books.
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No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
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I read...
I read the, um...
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The one where Tom Cruise
is the lawyer.
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The Firm?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Okay, you do realize
that Tom Cruise
wasn't in the book.
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My point is I can read
whatever I want
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and I should have
light to read it.
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Yes, of course, you should
and I would like to help you
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it's just that
we don't have the time!
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And I hate that we don't.
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I mean, our priorities
are all out of whack,
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and damn it, when did
we get like this?
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Okay, I gotta go.
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Hey, did you guys see
that blimp special on...
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(EXCLAIMING)
I'm TiVo'ing it!
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Let me ask you
guys something.
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Joy and I, we got
these new lamps
for the bedroom.
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It turns out that
mine works
and Joy's doesn't.
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She keeps saying how
we have to get it fixed.
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So what do you think?
My wife's nightstand.
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Is it really
my responsibility?
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I say her side of the bed
is her problem.
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It's like Cuba.
You go over there
for sex and cigars.
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Well, maybe Joy just wants
to feel like you care.
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I do care. Kinda like
I care about global warming.
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I mean, it's a real shame
but quite frankly
it's Al Gore's headache.
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Thing is the ladies
like to believe
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that you're a team
against the world.
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And that's what
marriage is all about.
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I mean, it's like
we don't like
that we go to bed
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at the same time
as our wives every night,
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even though we're not tired
but we do it, right?
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I mean, it's the cost
of doing business.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you say that
you and your wife
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go to bed at the
same time every night?
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Yeah.
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Everyone does that, right?
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No.
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That...
That's not a thing?
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That's a thing that you
shouldn't tell other guys.
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How long have you
been doing this?
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Our whole relationship.
10:30, lights out.
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Like prison?
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STEPH: I set the alarm.
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You got five seconds
before the hallway
motion detectors get you.
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(LAUGHING)
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Yay, that was fun!
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So, uh, I was talking
to the guys at work
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and I was telling
them about how
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we always go to bed
together at the same time,
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and they were asking
why we do that.
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Because we love each other.
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Agreed.
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Agreed.
So much love. Um...
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It just turns out that
none of them do it.
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So, guess I'm just
pointing out something
I learned today,
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which is that not all
grown men have a bedtime.
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Are you saying
you don't wanna
go to bed with me?
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No! No, no, no! No!
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I'm just saying that
it's not a thing, you know,
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and I guess
it would be nice
if I had the option to,
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you know,
stay up, hang out...
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And do what?
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I don't know.
Whatever the hell I want.
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Adorable.
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You've got five minutes.
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(SIGHS)
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What did you do, woman?
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Nothing. My lamp just
seems to be working now.
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Why, what's up with yours?
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Well, in a strange
twist of events,
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mine seems to be
not working.
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Huh.
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Don't huh me, Joy Joy.
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You switched the lamps!
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I did not! It's just
a freaky coincidence.
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I mean, there's two lamps,
one works, one doesn't.
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Crazy. Lamps, huh?
Am I right?
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And let's just see now that
you have a broken lamp
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{\an5}how fast you run
right out to fix it.
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You think you're
pretty smart, huh?
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I'm all right, yeah.
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Well, you haven't
proven anything
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because I don't have
the time to fix your lamp
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and I don't have
the time to fix mine.
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Okay.
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I'm very busy.
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I guess you're gonna be in
the dark for a while then.
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I guess I will.
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I'm a nice person.
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So she switched
your lamps?
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Yep.
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I know it and she knows it
but I can't say anything.
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It's like a chess match and
she's one move ahead of me.
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She's clever that way
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like those dinosaurs
in Jurassic Park.
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The ones who learn.
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Okay, well,
I have an idea.
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Now, this might
sound crazy
but hear me out.
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Be a human being
and get your
wife's lamp fixed!
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What are you, nuts?
He can't do that!
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{\an5}He thinks I should get
the wife's lamp fixed!
That's crazy talk!
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Karl, I'm eating ramen.
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Take this one for me,
will you?
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Happy to.
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He's on record
as being too busy.
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If he suddenly runs
into the repair shop,
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then he proves to Joy
that he's the ass
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who was only willing
to fix his own lamp.
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But he is an ass.
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But nobody is
saying it out loud.
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This is insane.
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Marriage isn't like
a chess match
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where you have to
outmaneuver your
opponent, okay?
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It's about compromise
and a healthy give and take.
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Yeah, it's all very healthy.
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How's your bedtime going?
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(KARL CHUCKLES)
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All right, so paint
the picture for us, okay?
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It's bedtime.
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You've had your bubble bath,
you've powdered your area.
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You're not tired but
you're trapped in bed.
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So what do you do? You just
lie there and watch TV?
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Oh, my God!
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You're not allowed
to watch TV, are you?
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No, it's just that
the flicker bothers Steph.
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But I have a radio with
a TV band and headphones
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so I can listen to
as much TV as I want, so...
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How good is
Caroline in the City
on a transistor radio?
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It's funny.
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{\an8}(MAN TALKING ON TV)
Ahh!
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(RADIO STATIC)
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WOMAN:
The secret to our ham
is a sweet honey glaze
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for a tender smoked treat
every time.
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Add some crisp lettuce
and sharp cheddar
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and wash it all down with
an icy cold root beer float.
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I'm so very hungry.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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What's going on?
Is somebody
trying to break in?
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No, no, no!
I was trying to
break out!
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I want ham!
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But we were sleeping!
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No. No, Steph,
you were sleeping.
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I was very much awake
but I can't move
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00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,749
because I'm in a 300
thread count prison!
245
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,083
(PHONE RINGING)
246
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,153
That's the alarm company.
What is going on with you?
247
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:44,456
What is going on
with me is you are not
my bedtime sheriff.
248
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,492
Hello? Yeah,
it's a false alarm.
249
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,528
See, I am a man, damn it!
250
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,697
Password is hot chocolate.
251
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,145
Wow.
252
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,614
I guess I didn't know
how strongly
you felt about this.
253
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:09,949
Well, I do.
254
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,584
I'm really sorry.
255
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,787
I don't know why
this is so important to me.
256
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,190
I mean, maybe it's
because my mom and
my third stepdad Yoshi...
257
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,259
(SIGHS)
258
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,162
You know,
the sushi chef.
259
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,865
They had this great
relationship at first,
260
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,800
but then they just
started drifting apart.
261
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,301
First they didn't
go to bed together,
262
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,903
then they didn't
eat together,
263
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,038
they went on
different vacations,
264
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,641
and eventually
it was just over.
265
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:39,678
The day he left,
he kissed me
on the forehead,
266
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,047
made me an eel
and avocado roll,
267
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,653
and then I never
saw him again.
268
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,055
Well, hey, hey,
honey, that's...
269
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,992
That's not gonna happen
to us because I love you.
270
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,760
I love you too.
271
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,928
You know what?
This is crazy.
272
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,796
If you want a sandwich,
go get a sandwich.
273
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,365
Oh, thank you!
274
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,300
You got five minutes.
275
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,323
I shouldn't have
to fix your lamp.
276
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,458
I'm sorry,
what was that?
277
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,496
I said I shouldn't
have to fix your lamp.
278
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,300
I thought that you were
too busy to fix my lamp.
279
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,636
Okay, you want to
know the truth?
280
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,673
I wasn't too busy.
I could've spent hours.
281
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,242
I could've spent days
fixing your lamp.
282
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:46,712
But I simply chose not to
283
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:50,215
because I didn't care that
you didn't have any light.
284
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,219
And why didn't I care?
285
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,989
Because it didn't
affect me.
286
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,094
And there it is.
287
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,597
I know. I know
it's taboo to say this
288
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,167
and we're supposed
to be a team,
289
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,036
but you get to a certain
point even in a marriage
290
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,374
where you cross a line and
it's every man for himself.
291
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,976
Well, it is good to know
how you feel.
292
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,378
You know what?
It is good to know.
293
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,146
I feel liberated.
294
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,849
Fine.
295
00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,819
I can only tell you that
if it was your lamp that
had been the broken one,
296
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,255
my first move would've
been to go right back
to the store
297
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,292
and get it fixed
because I believe
there is no line
298
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,127
when you love someone.
299
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:40,065
And I believe that love
works in a very different,
more self-involved way.
300
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,537
Thank you for
clarifying that.
301
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,973
You're very welcome.
302
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,943
I'm going to go watch
my blimp special now.
303
00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,651
(TIVO BEEPING)
304
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,190
What happened to
my blimp special?
305
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,993
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe it got deleted.
306
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,661
It couldn't have
gotten deleted.
307
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,697
I told TiVo to save it.
308
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,601
I checked the
setting 10 times.
309
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,835
I love that show.
310
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,303
Tonight was a whole hour on
311
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:21,607
Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin,
hot air bon vivant.
312
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,085
Did you do something
to my blimp special, Joy?
313
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,056
I don't know. No.
314
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,691
What did you do
to my blimp special?
315
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,428
Okay, you know what?
316
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:46,832
I deleted it because
I needed to make room
for something else.
317
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,700
If you say
it was Rachael Ray
318
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,438
I'm burning this house
to the ground.
319
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,240
Her turkey chili is in
your belly right now!
320
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,376
I can't believe this!
321
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:01,814
A minute ago you were
lecturing me and
you're as bad as I am!
322
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,016
How could you delete
my blimp special?
323
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,584
You know why I did it?
I'll tell you why!
324
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,620
Because blimps are stupid!
325
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,690
Let's put an aircraft
in the sky the size
of a whale
326
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,828
that carries two people,
one of whom is the driver!
327
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,731
Take it back!
Blimps are enchanting!
328
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,934
I will not take it back!
329
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,002
Every man for himself!
That's what you said, right?
330
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,704
See, hurts, doesn't it?
331
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,206
Well, you know
what's gonna hurt?
332
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,241
How about this for
every man for himself?
333
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,976
You know that smell
you've been smelling
334
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,745
in your car for
the last six weeks?
335
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,281
Well, it's part of
an old hot dog.
336
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,118
I saw it on the floor
337
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,286
and I just didn't feel
like bending down
338
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,622
so I kicked it
under the seat!
339
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,392
Really?
340
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,827
Well, you know
how you leave
341
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,829
all your dirty underwear
all over the floor?
342
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,998
Well, sometimes
I pick it up and I fold it
343
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,366
and I put it right back
in the drawer
344
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,302
'cause I don't feel
like washing it!
345
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,104
I've been doing
that for years!
346
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,572
Oh, yeah?
347
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,876
Well, I lie and I say
the video store doesn't have
348
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,813
that stupid little
girly movie you want
so we can get mine!
349
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,282
They do have
The Devil Wears Prada!
350
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:13,552
There's a whole wall
of The Devil Wears Prada!
351
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,789
Yeah? Well I glance
at the caller ID
352
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,692
and I conveniently
just miss all your
mother's calls!
353
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,995
Oh, yeah? Well,
I do that for your mom,
354
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,264
your dad,
and sometimes you!
355
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,105
Well, you're doing it
in dirty underwear!
356
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,241
Okay, you know that
pizza we ordered
357
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,343
that you swore came
with crazy bread?
358
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,280
It did. It did come
with crazy bread.
359
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,483
And I ate it outside
all by myself
360
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,885
and then I licked out
the extra sauce
361
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,621
and I took that box
and I buried it deep,
362
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,925
deep into the garbage can
so you wouldn't know!
363
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,459
Crazy bread!
364
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,703
Sounds weird
when you say it out loud.
365
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,373
Wow.
366
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,677
Yeah. Wow.
367
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,083
This is crazy.
368
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:24,056
Let me be the first
to say that I'm sorry.
369
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,125
We are a team.
We should be a team.
370
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,228
I know.
We need to be a team.
371
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,997
Yes. We do.
And we're gonna do it.
372
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,765
We're gonna be nice
to each other
373
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,934
and we're gonna look out
for each other.
374
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,470
Thank you for saying that.
375
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,405
I love you.
376
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,074
I love you too.
377
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,409
Silly.
378
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,220
And we should get
this lamp fixed
first thing tomorrow.
379
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,989
Yeah. We should.
380
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,730
{\an8}(WHIRRING)
381
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,975
{\an8}Blimps still stupid?
382
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,116
{\an8}Yeah, you love it.
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