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♪ God thank you, woman ♪
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Boy George. Wow.
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I don't want
no English glitter prince.
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What do you think?
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And while
you're entertaining them...
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we'll stick our nose
into their business.
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♪ Loving in your eyes
all the way ♪
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Y'all are under arrest
for attempted bank robbery.
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Hey, man,
your friends are in trouble.
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I think you should
go and help them.
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We give up!
We give up!
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Totally awesome, Hannibal.
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In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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That was Junior Robbins
right here on K-GAB, KGAB.
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Now, y'all don't forget to catch Cowboy
George down at The Floor 'Em this weekend.
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And now for more
C&W Top 40 music.
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Yeah, you see this whole thing is
just a simple matter of economics.
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I took couple of night
courses last semester.
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Boy, I wanna tell you what a
difference that has made.
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See, Murdock...
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Murdock.
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Creative accounting is just like
any other applied art form, see?
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Understanding debits
and credits.
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Understanding where
you can gain the edge...
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by calling something an expense
instead of a direct cost.
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Now, this deal that I've set up
at The Floor 'Em is a classic.
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I mean, classic case in point.
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Murdock, am I boring you, hmm?
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'Cause I can stop, you know.
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I'm just trying to tell you how you're
gonna make a couple hundred grand.
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That's all I'm trying to do.
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- Boy, I see what you mean, Face.
- Yeah.
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You weren't even listening.
You were sound asleep.
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You just tried
to explain to me...
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how you was gonna cheat
this guy at the roadhouse.
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Not a roadhouse, Murdock.
It's an auditorium.
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I am an artists'
booking agent, right?
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Wrong. You're a scam agent
booking artists.
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Same thing.
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Now, look, my buddy at
Peach Pear Management...
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has told me that if I can
guarantee him a full house...
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he is gonna send me...
Ready?
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Cowboy George...
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for a weekend gig. Can you believe it?
Cowboy George.
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Who is Cowboy George?
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Am I hearing this right?
Don't you listen to the radio?
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I don't need to. I already got lots
of pretty music inside my head.
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Yeah.
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The song Three Blind Mice sung by the
Lennon Sisters is going through my head.
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I need a change.
It's beginning to bug me.
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Well, you're going
to get your chance...
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because tomorrow
Cowboy George...
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and the Range Rats are going
to play at The Floor 'Em...
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and they're going to make the
A-Team $300,000 in profits.
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So, we gonna cut
a fat deal, huh, Face?
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Right. Gonna guarantee the
house, take 100% of the profits.
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No house split.
That's important, see...
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'cause nightclub owner,
they can beat you at the gate.
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Boy, have I got this game down.
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I'm so glad
I took that night course.
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Excuse me, boys, I'm...
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How you doing?
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I'm looking for Chuck Danford.
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We're closed.
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Ah, listen,
I'm Templeton Peck...
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of Peach Pear Artists'
Management.
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Yeah, I believe I spoke with you
the other day about my client.
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It's Cowboy George
and the Range Rats.
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No kiddin'.
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- How do, how do?
- How do?
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- Chuck Danford.
- Oh, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuckie.
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Remmey St. Starland here.
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That's a funny name.
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Thank you.
Made it up myself.
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Well, when's old Cowboy George
gonna bust on in here?
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Tomorrow. Yeah,
we at Peach Pear Management...
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I tell you, we're real glad
to get your call.
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Yes, and I'm telling you...
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Cowboy George is gonna
fill this place up.
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He better.
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Yeah, of course I'm
four-walling this deal...
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on a minimum guarantee
of $25,000.
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That's against a guaranteed
100% of the house.
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Now, you keep the overrides on all
concessions with a 20% kickback to us.
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I don't rightly understand
a word you're saying, mister.
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We talkin' Hollywood talk,
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuckie.
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And he's using
a stardust dialect.
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What I'm saying here, Chuck...
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is this is an envelope, see,
with $20,000 in it.
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That rents The Floor 'Em
for a day.
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I take the gate, and you get
80% of drinks and sandwiches.
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Good. That was the deal.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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I did.
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You guys work it out, okay?
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I'll prep the docs...
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then we'll ink the pad and skyrocket
out of here. How about it?
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What's he sayin'?
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Oh, prepare the documents,
sign the deal and leave.
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Why didn't he say that?
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He did.
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- Ah, just a minute.
- Yeah.
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Uh, the boys on this
pipeline are rough.
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Now, you don't give 'em
Cowboy George...
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they'll kill you.
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Just you watch, Murdock,
timing, good business sense...
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with a little tricky accounting
is gonna make us rich.
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- What now?
- Pickup Cowboy George.
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He's comin' out on
the plane from Phoenix.
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Should be into the Dry
Creek Airport in about...
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- 15 minutes?
- Right.
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Well, I guess you're right,
Face...
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I mean, as long as we can get
that Cowboy George.
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What do you mean, "As long
as we get Cowboy George"?
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We got him, all right?
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Listen, my very good friend Dashiel
Goldman represents him, okay?
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After all, I'm getting a 50-50
cut on this weekend gig.
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You mean this guy...
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is gonna give you this hot act just
so that you can make all this money?
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Yeah, see, I helped him out with a little
scrape he had with his ex-wife last year.
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Yeah, anyway, the deal is done.
Don't worry.
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Cowboy George is ours.
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I don't see him.
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Uh, Cowboy George?
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Yo, Cowboy George?
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for Templeton Peck...
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from Peach Pear Management.
Is that you?
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Uh, yeah, that's me.
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I'm looking for Cowboy George.
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Well, I'm almost him.
I'm Boy George. Hi.
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Dash Goldman sent me out
to meet you here.
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You picked up the
guarantee on my contract.
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We're heading
for the last roundup.
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What are you trying to say, man?
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Wait a minute, see, I agreed...
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to book Cowboy George...
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Well, I'm Boy George and I agreed
to play the Arizona Forum.
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Forum?
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Oh, well,
there is no Forum here.
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I mean, this is a barn, it's a dance hall.
It's called The Floor 'Em.
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Guys with broken noses,
they drink there...
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hit each other over the head
with table legs...
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It's not your--
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But Dash Goldman told me
you picked up my contract...
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that you would guarantee me 60% of
what I earned at my last gig...
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which was at, you know,
Madison Square Gardens.
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Like $2 million, man.
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Dash Goldman ducked and we
took the bullet in the chest.
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Uh, let me get
this straight now. I...
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owe you 60% of $2 million.
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Uh, uh...
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Yeah, well, let's see, now,
that's $1.2 million.
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That's right.
I mean, pay or play, man.
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I tell you what,
let's go look at the place.
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Let's go and look at the hall 'cause I
wouldn't mind seeing what it's like, you know.
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Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
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You gotta be kiddin'.
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They don't want no English rock
star with eyeball glitter.
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This is a tough crowd.
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Look, I don't wanna
hear from you, all right?
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You got your $20,000.
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You're out of it.
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It's not your problem, Chuck.
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Now, look...
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I wanted Cowboy George. You said
you'd deliver Cowboy George.
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Now, I gotta fill this place,
you understand?
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What do you care?
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I rented the hall.
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Look, I got bigger problems, Chuck.
Okay?
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Now, get lost.
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Okay, partner, let me
say this so you hear...
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I want Cowboy George.
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I don't want
no English glitter prince.
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Now, Cowboy George shows up...
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or you show up in a concrete bathrobe
at the bottom of Frazier Dam.
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Yeah, well, I...
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Let him loose, Chuckie.
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Besides inking pads
and skying here and there...
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I also like to blow holes
in the heads of rednecks.
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Excuse me.
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I can't play this place because
it's a certified toilet.
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Toilet?
Could we discuss this outside?
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Actually, I don't think
it's so bad...
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We're in trouble.
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Call Kurt in Twin Rivers
and tell him we got a problem.
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Kurt ain't gonna like it.
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Armored car comes in tomorrow.
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Look, it ain't my fault.
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I called
the management company...
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I booked Cowboy George...
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and some turkey in a
sequined coat shows up.
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Well, that's Boy George.
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He's a big top 40
rock and roll star.
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And he won't draw flies
in this valley.
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Now, get on the phone.
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What do you mean,
you've "got Boy George"?
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Just what I told you.
Dash Goldman stiffed me.
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Well, he didn't stiff you.
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Boy George is 100 times
the act that Cowboy George is.
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Yeah, well, let's just say that there
are some contractual inadequacies...
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that make this deal
less than perfect, okay?
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Besides...
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well, there's...
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I think there's something
going on down here.
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I told you, this guy
threatened to kill me.
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What for? You rented his
joint, you gave him $20,000.
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My point, exactly.
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I got Murdock following
one of his henchmen.
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Hey, Hannibal, why's Face out
here spending our money?
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It ain't right.
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Ever since he took that show
business accounting course...
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he's been in
the fiscal twilight zone.
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That Dash Golden dude...
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I wouldn't let him hold my wallet
if I had a gun trained on him.
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Yeah, he's pretty slippery.
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Face is trying to get
something going between jobs.
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And we all got
our outside interests.
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You got your daycare center, Murdock's
got his psychosis, I got my acting.
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Hannibal, you ain't no actor.
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You don't find actors
dressing up like lizards.
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That's a very narrow
interpretation, B.A.
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Boris Karloff wouldn't like it.
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Now, imagine me
with a wig and a hat.
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How do I look?
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Pretty good.
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Chuck wagon chili
on a honey roll, son.
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That's the turn off up there. We got
to meet Face at the Adobe Inn, Room 6.
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Oh, boy, am I glad you're here.
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You look...
Hey, that's terrific.
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How you doing, B.A.?
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Terrible, man. Hannibal tells me
you're out here wasting our money.
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00:13:57,612 --> 00:14:00,281
Well, I'm... That's a very
narrow interpretation of it.
243
00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:01,658
Everybody keeps saying that...
244
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:04,953
but I'm still waiting for your explanation
to what happened to our $20,000.
245
00:14:05,119 --> 00:14:07,914
Well, let's not stand
around outside. Come on in.
246
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,751
Uh, George...
247
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:15,046
George, I'd like to introduce you
to some very good friends of mine.
248
00:14:15,129 --> 00:14:16,172
This is Hannibal Smith.
249
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,215
- How do you do?
- Hi, how are you doing?
250
00:14:17,298 --> 00:14:19,467
- And B.A. Baracus.
- Hi.
251
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,970
This place is really American.
252
00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:24,472
But I think the people will like
us once they hear the music.
253
00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:26,432
Boy George. Wow.
254
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,684
How are you?
255
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:32,146
How you doing, Murdock?
256
00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:33,856
These Lennon Sisters...
257
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,651
they just won't stop
singing in my head.
258
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:40,989
Will you cut it out, girls, and
give this mice song some time off?
259
00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:42,573
What's he talking about, Face?
260
00:14:42,699 --> 00:14:46,869
Yeah, well, he's got a
song stuck in his head.
261
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,705
Murdock...
262
00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:52,000
will you tell Hannibal about the building,
the guys with the machine guns?
263
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:56,337
I followed this cowboy to a building
about 10 miles out of town.
264
00:14:56,671 --> 00:15:00,466
And they have M60s
mounted on a jeep.
265
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,844
I couldn't overhear
everything...
266
00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:06,097
because these girls are making
so much racket in my head.
267
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:07,390
Something's going on here,
Hannibal.
268
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,517
I been running this thing
around in my head and...
269
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,852
well, one thing's for sure.
270
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,271
They want Cowboy George
to play at The Floor 'Em...
271
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:16,607
to draw in all those cowboys who've
been out working on the pipeline.
272
00:15:16,691 --> 00:15:20,236
You know, now for some reason, they don't
think that Boy George here can draw...
273
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,822
the country-western audience. That's
why they're trying to kill me.
274
00:15:22,905 --> 00:15:25,366
Why they need to fill that
auditorium, I don't know.
275
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,869
Why don't we go on down to The Floor
'Em and tell Chuck Danford...
276
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:29,787
that Cowboy George has arrived.
277
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:32,290
Well, that's great, you guys,
but I came here to sing.
278
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,876
Oh, you'll sing. You'll be
the opening act for me.
279
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,544
And while
you're entertaining them...
280
00:15:36,627 --> 00:15:38,880
we'll stick our nose
into their business.
281
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,423
Whatever it is.
282
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,841
Yeah, well, I feel
really bad about this...
283
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,093
because you guys have gotta
give me $1.2 million.
284
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,553
And I've seen that hall.
285
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,764
Five quid a head,
you ain't gonna make it.
286
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,640
This is a bad deal.
287
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:50,558
Face.
288
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:53,061
Yeah, that was the kicker.
289
00:15:53,311 --> 00:15:54,812
Yeah, but I've been so busy...
290
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:58,066
I haven't had a chance to explain
our little contractual divot here.
291
00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:01,360
Face, $1.2 million
is not a divot...
292
00:16:01,444 --> 00:16:02,487
it is a crater.
293
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,280
All right, girls, girls,
girls, be quiet.
294
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,240
The big kids are trying
to talk here now.
295
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,702
See, he was so busy counting
the money in his head...
296
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,913
he failed to read the fine
print in the contract...
297
00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:14,916
which said that
acts could be substituted.
298
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:17,919
My copy of the contract
was smudged.
299
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,797
Yeah, well, I just...
300
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:22,632
You know, when you do
business with people...
301
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,676
there's a certain degree of trust
that's involved in the deal.
302
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,847
Face, how could you trust
a guy named Dash?
303
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:32,100
You see, he owes me
a little favor...
304
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,894
'cause I helped him out
with his ex-wife.
305
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,271
Yeah.
306
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,567
Look, it just never occurred to me that
he'd knife me in the back on this thing.
307
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:44,320
This is terrible. I mean, I hate to
see you guys get stuck with this...
308
00:16:44,445 --> 00:16:47,281
you know, but I think this Mr.
Goldman's a bit of a pirate.
309
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:49,075
You know, maybe we can work
something out.
310
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,618
Well, George, George...
311
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:53,454
George, you really are
one of the great ones.
312
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,039
Well, I'll talk to
the rest of the guys...
313
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,125
and maybe we can cut the guarantee
in half... or something.
314
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,085
Half?
Half.
315
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:00,586
$600,000?
316
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:03,548
Ah, gee, that's very
generous of you, George.
317
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,801
But, you see, to be
perfectly frank, I mean...
318
00:17:06,884 --> 00:17:08,803
we're not gonna be able
to come up with that.
319
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:11,347
You know,
we'd need a huge auditorium.
320
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,308
We could do an outside concert, you know.
We can advertise on the TV.
321
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,518
We can pull this off.
322
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,563
I can do the radio gig. I'm primed
for the airwaves. I can do it, guys.
323
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:19,647
Really, I can.
324
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,731
I don't know.
325
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:24,652
This valley, you know, it may not be keyed
to your audience demographics, George.
326
00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,571
Nonsense.
Everybody likes Culture Club.
327
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:29,073
Hey, Face, he's right.
They're great.
328
00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,910
Well, it's time to go down
to The Floor 'Em...
329
00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:37,081
and have Cowboy George
lay his card on the bar.
330
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:45,381
Got some warm beer and some
stale pretzels in this dump?
331
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:47,842
Son of a gun...
332
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,343
you did show.
333
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:52,763
I was beginnin' to believe that bookin' agent
of yours was tryin' to pull a fast one.
334
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:55,558
Better put the amps and the
heavy stuff on the stage.
335
00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:58,644
Cowboy George in the flesh.
336
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,896
I just can't believe it.
337
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,023
You gonna get
their blood pumpin'.
338
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,278
And you must be that scuzzbucket
they call Chuck Danford.
339
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,696
Hey, now...
340
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,157
take it easy. Be nice.
341
00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:14,702
Mighty tough on my man,
Temp Peck.
342
00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:16,913
Yeah, well...
343
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,458
I'll apologize, because of you.
344
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:23,044
- Where is he?
- He's over at the radio station.
345
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,713
Getting the ad campaign ready.
346
00:18:25,796 --> 00:18:27,089
When we talked on the phone...
347
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,550
you said that there would be
a guest DJ from Los Angeles.
348
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:31,219
Now I held the spot open...
349
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:33,512
because you said it would
be somebody on this list.
350
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,890
Right. Right, I know.
351
00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:39,477
I know. But, you see, that was
before I was in Phoenix...
352
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,147
and I found out that Pecos
Bob Steel was available.
353
00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:46,651
That man has won the Country
Mike Award, three years running.
354
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,612
Four.
I was runner up in 1980.
355
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:53,115
But I lost to Spinnin' Jack
Spiner on Country 109.
356
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,659
But I never should've lost to
Spiner 'cause he's nothing...
357
00:18:54,784 --> 00:18:56,035
but a Chiquita banana
with a straw hat.
358
00:18:56,118 --> 00:18:59,205
And I think he bought it. But then,
hey, how could you ever prove it?
359
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:02,500
Yeah, right. So we're pretty
lucky to get Pecos Bob here...
360
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,460
to do this little
afternoon guest stint.
361
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:07,380
Uh, could you do a little
fast rap for me, please?
362
00:19:07,505 --> 00:19:09,924
Now you're cookin' the beef and rollin'
the leaf with the real Bob Steel...
363
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,635
where yours truly, the caped crusader
of sound, gonna make it all happen.
364
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:13,886
- I wanna take it to the border...
- That's fine.
365
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:15,471
...where Kenny and Dolly are
gonna light up the night...
366
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,473
with their new country
rendition of Badlands...
367
00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:19,016
right here on
the night beacon of sound...
368
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:21,018
K-GAB Radio.
- That's fine, Bobby.
369
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:24,230
The last stand for country
music here in this country...
370
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:26,607
where the old sidewinder
himself, Pecos Bob Steel...
371
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,609
♪ Three blind mice ♪
...is lookin' for a love song.
372
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,236
♪ See how they run ♪
373
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,737
♪ They all ran
after the farmer's wife ♪
374
00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:33,030
♪ She cut off their tails
with a carving knife ♪
375
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,282
♪ Never seen such
a sight in your life ♪
376
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:35,449
♪ As three blind mice ♪
377
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:36,450
I shouldn't have done this.
378
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:37,994
They're not going to stop now.
They're not going to stop now.
379
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,412
Okay, just be quiet.
380
00:19:40,288 --> 00:19:42,373
So, Herm... What do you say?
When can he start?
381
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:46,127
Now he's gotta do a few promos for the
Cowboy George concert down at The Floor 'Em.
382
00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,379
Fine, the next shift
is in four minutes.
383
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:52,216
Stop, girls. Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
384
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,677
He's just fooling around. You
know, don't worry, it's...
385
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:58,889
You know these DJs. They're just
a bunch of crazy, funny guys.
386
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:03,686
This is Bill Sutter
from Sutter Feed and Grain...
387
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:07,064
saying, "Thanks, neighbors
and adios."
388
00:20:07,982 --> 00:20:09,442
I gotta get back to the store.
389
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,694
Okay, well,
see you tomorrow, Bill.
390
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,075
You got the drift
of the board, Bob, there?
391
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,828
Uh, right, right.
Uh, Herm...
392
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:24,248
Herm,
there's a little gig I do...
393
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,751
with the Lennon Sisters.
394
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:31,380
You wouldn't, by any chance, have one
of their albums round here, would you?
395
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,050
Oh, well,
I got a copy of their...
396
00:20:34,175 --> 00:20:36,052
Too Marvelous For Words
album over there...
397
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,138
but I think you better
stick with C&W Top 40--
398
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,640
Oh, right, right. Herm, thanks, we're fine.
I think we got it.
399
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,476
Everything's gonna turn out
real good.
400
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,144
- You're all right?
- Yeah.
401
00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:53,486
Murdock, don't. I repeat, do
not play the Lennon Sisters.
402
00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:56,864
I'm in deep trouble here. You
know, I got to fill that hall.
403
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:58,491
In fact, I got
to overfill that hall.
404
00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:01,202
See, I'm thinking if I can
set up three or four shows...
405
00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:02,620
maybe I can dig us
out of this ditch.
406
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:04,830
Why don't you trust
the old sidewinder here?
407
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:06,916
Turn on your radio
and just get out of here.
408
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,377
Let the Prince of Platters do his tricks.
Come on. Come on.
409
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:14,465
Don't forget the commercials, okay?
Boy George followed by Cowboy George.
410
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:15,758
Get out of here.
411
00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:29,480
Out of the west
and into your living room...
412
00:21:29,563 --> 00:21:32,233
this is the old
sidewinder himself...
413
00:21:32,316 --> 00:21:34,026
Pecos Bob Steel...
414
00:21:34,151 --> 00:21:38,197
ambushing you with
the biggest hits on record.
415
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,157
Now, buckle your seatbelts...
416
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:43,702
'cause this stagecoach is a-rolling
with your favorite sounds.
417
00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:47,123
Out of the past,
the Lennon Sisters...
418
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,584
singing the title song
from their hit album...
419
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,796
Too Marvelous For Words.
420
00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:58,592
Too Marvelous For Words.
421
00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:03,931
♪ You're just too marvelous ♪
422
00:22:04,265 --> 00:22:06,517
♪ Too marvelous ♪
423
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,337
This is the old diamondback,
Pecos Bob Steel...
424
00:22:35,462 --> 00:22:37,840
laying the wax and spinning
the sounds for you...
425
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,135
on KGAB, K-GAB radio.
426
00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:43,345
Hey, how about a change of pace?
427
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,056
Something out of the past,
an oldie but a goodie.
428
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,934
Something from
the Lennon Sisters...
429
00:22:49,018 --> 00:22:52,146
and their hit album,
Too Marvelous For Words...
430
00:22:52,229 --> 00:22:53,522
this is...
431
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,942
Mr. Clarinet Man.
432
00:22:57,026 --> 00:22:58,110
But...
433
00:22:58,235 --> 00:23:00,321
before we travel down
those tracks, partners...
434
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,866
let me remind you about the great double
bill that we have tonight at The Floor 'Em.
435
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,869
It's gonna be the two Georges in concert,
mixing and matching their sounds.
436
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:09,288
First, it will be Boy George
and the Culture Club...
437
00:23:09,413 --> 00:23:13,000
and then it will be Cowboy
George and the Range Rats.
438
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:17,338
So, y'all show up and tell them that Pecos
Bob engraved your invitation right here...
439
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:20,841
on KGAB, K-GAB radio.
440
00:23:20,925 --> 00:23:22,009
Now...
441
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,220
oh, let's hear it, girls...
442
00:23:24,261 --> 00:23:26,472
let's hear it.
443
00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:03,968
They're comin' in.
Get rollin'.
444
00:24:25,781 --> 00:24:26,740
Floor 'Em.
445
00:24:26,824 --> 00:24:28,284
Let me speak to Cowboy George.
446
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,911
Cowboy George.
Telephone.
447
00:24:33,497 --> 00:24:34,456
Thanks.
448
00:24:35,457 --> 00:24:37,710
Howdy.
This is Cowboy George.
449
00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,128
Hey, man, it's going down.
450
00:24:39,253 --> 00:24:40,629
They're headed toward
Twin Rivers.
451
00:24:40,754 --> 00:24:41,797
Gotcha.
452
00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:49,138
And now, straight from...
453
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,431
George...
454
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:53,183
you're gonna have to
go on and stay on.
455
00:24:53,267 --> 00:24:54,601
I may not make it back.
456
00:24:54,810 --> 00:24:56,228
You're supposed to be
bailing me out of this.
457
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:57,771
I mean, this is not
my kind of crowd.
458
00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,106
And I will if I can.
459
00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:02,109
I'll give you a great intro.
460
00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:05,404
Well, I'll go on. But these
people are in for a surprise.
461
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,831
Really cool.
462
00:25:22,713 --> 00:25:24,256
I hear you been
out in the wilderness...
463
00:25:24,381 --> 00:25:26,133
for about three months
laying a pipeline...
464
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,761
and we aim to entertain you.
465
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:35,142
So, you just sit back and relax.
466
00:25:35,309 --> 00:25:37,102
'Cause opening for me tonight...
467
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,938
is one of the great acts,
not just in show business...
468
00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:41,148
but of the world.
469
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,318
Boy George and the Culture Club!
470
00:25:56,914 --> 00:25:58,123
Well, all yours.
471
00:25:58,248 --> 00:25:59,875
You could always
throw them some raw meat.
472
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:01,668
Good luck.
473
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:11,553
♪ Woman, thank you,
thank you ♪
474
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,224
♪ Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you ♪
475
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:27,778
♪ What we have
is something special ♪
476
00:26:28,612 --> 00:26:31,240
♪ Something quite unique ♪
477
00:26:32,699 --> 00:26:36,161
♪ What we have
should last forever ♪
478
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,623
♪ Heaven at my feet ♪
479
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,878
♪ I would give the world
to you, girl ♪
480
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:48,215
♪ Or anything you need ♪
481
00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:53,220
♪ There is nothing
I won't do ♪
482
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:57,516
♪ Just promise
that you'll never leave ♪
483
00:26:57,808 --> 00:27:02,146
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
484
00:27:02,479 --> 00:27:03,814
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
485
00:27:03,939 --> 00:27:06,358
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
486
00:27:06,442 --> 00:27:10,571
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
487
00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:12,281
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
488
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:15,576
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
489
00:27:20,414 --> 00:27:23,834
♪ In this world
you are my pleasure ♪
490
00:27:25,002 --> 00:27:27,379
♪ No one can compete ♪
491
00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:32,468
♪ Happiness is
hard to measure ♪
492
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:36,305
♪ Woman, you're so sweet ♪
493
00:27:37,598 --> 00:27:39,600
♪ I would give my heart
to you ♪
494
00:27:39,683 --> 00:27:41,018
Open the door!
495
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:44,021
- ♪ You're the air I breathe ♪
- This is a country-western station.
496
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,564
I'm gonna call the police!
497
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:49,276
♪ There is nothing
I won't do ♪
498
00:27:50,486 --> 00:27:54,031
♪ Just promise
that you'll never leave ♪
499
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:58,202
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
500
00:27:58,619 --> 00:27:59,828
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
501
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,539
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
502
00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:06,793
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
503
00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:08,462
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
504
00:28:08,545 --> 00:28:11,965
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
505
00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,801
♪ When I'm alone at night ♪
506
00:28:14,883 --> 00:28:16,428
Okay, we're in position, B.A.
507
00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:17,530
What's going on?
508
00:28:17,555 --> 00:28:19,932
It's a bank, Hannibal.
The armored car is there.
509
00:28:20,015 --> 00:28:22,017
They got the guards tied up
in the back.
510
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:24,520
They wanted those cowboys
out of town...
511
00:28:24,686 --> 00:28:26,813
so they could rob
the oil company payroll.
512
00:28:26,897 --> 00:28:29,149
And I don't blame them.
Those are tough guys.
513
00:28:29,691 --> 00:28:31,193
♪ Won't you call me ♪
514
00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:32,653
Okay.
515
00:28:33,028 --> 00:28:35,155
Mind your end of the street.
516
00:28:35,489 --> 00:28:37,074
When they come down this way...
517
00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:38,575
we'll catch them
in the crossfire.
518
00:28:38,659 --> 00:28:39,535
Got it?
519
00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:40,619
Got it, Hannibal.
520
00:28:40,744 --> 00:28:41,703
♪ If you need me ♪
521
00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:45,082
♪ I have loved ♪
522
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:50,078
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
523
00:28:50,546 --> 00:28:51,547
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
524
00:28:51,588 --> 00:28:54,258
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
525
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:58,929
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
526
00:29:00,389 --> 00:29:03,267
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
527
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:07,312
♪ I would give the world
to you, girl ♪
528
00:29:08,230 --> 00:29:10,941
♪ Or anything you need ♪
529
00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:15,237
♪ Oh, God thank you, woman ♪
530
00:29:20,576 --> 00:29:21,827
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
531
00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:24,997
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
532
00:29:29,418 --> 00:29:30,502
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
533
00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:33,255
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
534
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:37,759
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
535
00:29:37,926 --> 00:29:39,094
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
536
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:41,805
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
537
00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:46,351
♪ God thank you, woman ♪
538
00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:47,644
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
539
00:29:47,728 --> 00:29:50,439
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪
540
00:29:51,231 --> 00:29:52,941
We give up!
We give up!
541
00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:55,319
♪ Oh, baby ♪
542
00:29:58,447 --> 00:29:59,781
You got a light, Butch?
543
00:30:01,283 --> 00:30:03,744
I get cranky
when my cigar ain't lit.
544
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:04,953
♪ Thank you, thank you ♪
545
00:30:05,078 --> 00:30:08,332
♪ For the joy
that you give to me ♪♪
546
00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:13,795
These boys are gonna need
a little bit of a checkup.
547
00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,797
Been hit on the head is all.
548
00:30:19,509 --> 00:30:21,678
Okay, roll them out.
549
00:30:22,262 --> 00:30:24,056
What are you gonna do
with all the money?
550
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,308
Well, won't you
come on inside with me?
551
00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:35,145
That was the Lennon
Sisters singing Fool for Love.
552
00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:36,094
Open the door!
Open the door!
553
00:30:36,118 --> 00:30:40,364
Just want y'all to know that the
switchboard here has been fighting up...
554
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:42,866
Got couple deputies in back...
555
00:30:42,949 --> 00:30:43,867
can help us with all this.
556
00:30:43,992 --> 00:30:45,994
Hey, boys, y'all wanna
come on out here?
557
00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:48,830
Oh.
558
00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:51,166
Y'all are under arrest
for attempted bank robbery.
559
00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:53,835
Get them up high.
Book these outlaws.
560
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,213
I hate it
when I don't spot a phony.
561
00:30:57,172 --> 00:30:58,131
Butch, show these men...
562
00:30:58,215 --> 00:30:59,925
the nice rooms we got for them.
563
00:31:07,557 --> 00:31:09,267
Now, don't get cocky, Butch.
564
00:31:09,351 --> 00:31:11,520
We could chew a hole in the
wall and come get you.
565
00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,647
I won't hold my breath.
566
00:31:17,317 --> 00:31:18,402
What's going on, Hannibal?
567
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:19,695
One thing's for sure.
568
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,738
That sheriff
is not a real sheriff.
569
00:31:21,863 --> 00:31:23,031
So, where's the real sheriff?
570
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,241
That's a good question.
571
00:31:24,408 --> 00:31:25,826
I got another one.
572
00:31:26,827 --> 00:31:28,078
What next?
573
00:31:45,929 --> 00:31:49,307
♪ Spirit changed
the conversation ♪
574
00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:52,853
♪ Stepping stones
across the land ♪
575
00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:56,356
♪ I never wanted
to be a hero ♪
576
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,235
♪ I never wanted
to be a man ♪
577
00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:03,780
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪
578
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:07,075
♪ I made you cry ♪
579
00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:10,996
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪
580
00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:14,624
♪ Don't ask me why ♪
581
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:19,921
♪ Move, move,
move away from me, darling ♪
582
00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:23,508
♪ I never said
I'd hold your hand ♪
583
00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:27,220
♪ Move, move,
move away from me, darling ♪
584
00:32:27,304 --> 00:32:30,557
♪ I never said
I'd understand ♪
585
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,060
♪ If I could say
this was judgment day ♪'
586
00:32:34,144 --> 00:32:37,272
♪ You know
I'd be a millionaire ♪
587
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,612
♪ I'm prepared
to wear my sorrow ♪
588
00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:47,365
♪ Everywhere we go
in town ♪
589
00:32:47,657 --> 00:32:50,744
♪ Ain't no need
to beg or borrow ♪
590
00:32:51,286 --> 00:32:54,581
♪ While you're there
to drag me down ♪
591
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,043
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪
592
00:32:59,294 --> 00:33:01,922
♪ I made you cry ♪
593
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:05,383
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪
594
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:10,347
♪ Don't ask me why
Oh, yeah ♪
595
00:33:10,514 --> 00:33:14,518
♪ Move, move,
move away from me, darling ♪
596
00:33:14,643 --> 00:33:17,646
♪ I never said
I'd hold your hand ♪
597
00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:21,650
♪ Move, move,
move away from me, darling ♪
598
00:33:21,817 --> 00:33:24,986
♪ I never said
I'd understand ♪
599
00:33:25,153 --> 00:33:28,573
♪ If I could say
this was judgment day ♪
600
00:33:28,657 --> 00:33:32,327
♪ You know
I'd be a millionaire ♪
601
00:33:33,161 --> 00:33:34,871
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
602
00:33:35,789 --> 00:33:37,082
Justice right.
603
00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,125
♪ Move away ♪
604
00:33:39,459 --> 00:33:41,837
♪ I need you so ♪
605
00:33:43,046 --> 00:33:45,841
♪ I can't let go ♪
606
00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:57,811
Gotta go on stage
and make an announcement.
607
00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,020
What's up?
608
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:01,773
I got the money. Now we
gotta buy a little time.
609
00:34:04,484 --> 00:34:06,987
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪
610
00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:11,032
♪ I made you cry ♪
611
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,617
Hold it, hold it!
Hold it, now.
612
00:34:12,701 --> 00:34:14,661
♪ I hurt you, darling ♪♪
613
00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:18,582
May I have your
attention, please?
614
00:34:18,707 --> 00:34:21,376
I'm temporary Sheriff Miller,
from down at Twin Rivers.
615
00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:22,586
Now, I know most of you men...
616
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:24,170
have been working
on the pipeline...
617
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:25,881
and you're waiting around
for your pay.
618
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,801
I got some bad news for you.
619
00:34:29,926 --> 00:34:32,512
The armored car was hit
and they got your payroll.
620
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:36,725
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Whoa, no violence.
621
00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:39,269
I'm just filling in for
Sheriff Leland who took sick.
622
00:34:39,394 --> 00:34:41,521
I got the one's that did it
locked up in my jail...
623
00:34:41,605 --> 00:34:43,148
but the trouble is--
What about our money?
624
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:46,026
I don't know.
Those guys must have hid it.
625
00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:49,321
But I get back to my jail, we're
gonna see if we can't find out.
626
00:34:49,404 --> 00:34:50,780
I just thought I'd let you know.
627
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,203
I think these cowboys
need our help.
628
00:34:57,287 --> 00:34:58,872
I'm gonna go down
to the radio station.
629
00:34:58,955 --> 00:35:00,498
All right.
Go ahead.
630
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:05,503
♪ To tell you that
you're marvelous ♪
631
00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:09,674
♪ Too marvelous for words ♪
632
00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:12,177
♪ You're much ♪
633
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,596
♪ Too much ♪ This is the
old sidewinder saying...
634
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,348
don't sit side saddle unless
you had that operation.
635
00:35:16,431 --> 00:35:18,099
It's been a real pleasure
sittin' a spell with y'all...
636
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,101
and talking to you. Remember,
Lennon Sisters is where it's at!
637
00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:21,269
Adios, amigos.
638
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,687
What are you trying to do?
639
00:35:22,812 --> 00:35:24,648
We're gonna have to rebate
all the advertisers.
640
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:25,941
I thought it was
a real stunning gig.
641
00:35:27,776 --> 00:35:28,902
Hey, man,
your friends are in trouble.
642
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:29,778
I think you should
go and help them.
643
00:35:29,903 --> 00:35:32,072
Wait a minute. Pecos
Bob Steel is history.
644
00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:36,063
♪ And so we're borrowing
a love ♪
645
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:44,793
Hey.
646
00:35:46,086 --> 00:35:49,214
Does this jail sound empty
or am I nuts? Face?
647
00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:51,049
Why would they lock us up
and then take off?
648
00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:53,551
Well, if I were them...
649
00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:55,095
I'd go back
over to The Floor 'Em...
650
00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:57,097
and tell those guys
that we stole their money.
651
00:35:57,180 --> 00:35:58,390
It'd be a great diversion...
652
00:35:58,515 --> 00:36:00,475
I mean, the Sheriff
and the bad guys get away.
653
00:36:00,934 --> 00:36:03,937
And we'd be faced with
a mob of angry cowboys...
654
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:07,899
looking at us and throwing
ropes over tree limbs.
655
00:36:08,274 --> 00:36:09,150
Makes sense.
656
00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:12,654
Yeah. I think we better figure
a way out of this jail, guys.
657
00:36:12,988 --> 00:36:14,489
That's why we brought you
along, Hannibal.
658
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:15,740
That's supposed be your job.
659
00:36:15,824 --> 00:36:16,950
- Ideas.
- Okay.
660
00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:18,326
The Hannibal Smith
Idea Department...
661
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,161
is now open for suggestions.
662
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,871
That's not an idea, Hannibal.
663
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,748
Well, guys...
664
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,709
I have an idea.
665
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,796
- Set of lock picks.
- Mmm-hmm.
666
00:36:29,879 --> 00:36:31,006
Face.
667
00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:33,341
Sometimes
your sense of larceny...
668
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,176
is your most attractive trait.
669
00:36:35,385 --> 00:36:36,553
I know.
670
00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:53,778
Hey, open the door!
Open the door!
671
00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:56,031
Doesn't sound like our fan club.
672
00:36:58,408 --> 00:36:59,659
Come on, guys.
673
00:37:00,243 --> 00:37:03,163
Face, see if there's a back
door out of this joint.
674
00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:18,845
Okay, boys, get that bench.
675
00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:23,016
Find anything?
676
00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:25,602
Oh, yeah,
I found the real sheriff.
677
00:37:26,728 --> 00:37:27,812
Dead.
678
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,773
Oh, man, they gonna
think we killed him.
679
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,943
This situation
has some ragged edges.
680
00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:36,321
Yeah. Well, you'll come
up with something.
681
00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:38,948
I can't think
with all this noise.
682
00:37:57,592 --> 00:37:59,469
I think that we need
a little diversion here.
683
00:37:59,552 --> 00:38:00,887
Why don't we do something
to help with it?
684
00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,013
Come on.
685
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:10,605
Face usually does this.
It looks easy but...
686
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:12,190
Hold on, hold on.
687
00:38:12,982 --> 00:38:14,025
I got a bobby.
688
00:38:14,109 --> 00:38:15,360
A... Oh.
689
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,786
See, a really honest man doesn't have
an appetite for this sort of thing.
690
00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:26,454
Yeah, but who needs honesty?
691
00:38:35,672 --> 00:38:37,257
Get a idea.
692
00:38:41,261 --> 00:38:43,138
Idea. Idea.
693
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,303
What do you think?
694
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,187
Not if you wanna get
past those cowboys. No way.
695
00:38:52,355 --> 00:38:53,690
How about this?
696
00:38:54,482 --> 00:38:56,317
Mmm, it loses your eyes.
697
00:38:57,485 --> 00:38:59,696
This is it.
Perfect fit, too.
698
00:38:59,863 --> 00:39:00,989
Really?
699
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,324
A bonnet!
700
00:39:17,130 --> 00:39:19,340
Please, please.
701
00:39:20,842 --> 00:39:25,305
One of the men inside is the
father of my unborn child.
702
00:39:30,226 --> 00:39:33,396
Look, lady, they stole our money
and knocked over the bank.
703
00:39:33,521 --> 00:39:34,480
And we're gonna hang them.
704
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:37,567
Oh, no, please, please, please.
705
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:43,531
He only stole the money
because of the baby.
706
00:39:43,907 --> 00:39:47,285
We had such wonderful plans...
707
00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:48,786
for the child.
708
00:39:49,037 --> 00:39:52,457
Because we all must learn to
appreciate the Lennon Sisters.
709
00:39:52,582 --> 00:39:55,960
I know, I know it's not right...
710
00:39:56,044 --> 00:39:57,712
that he stole your money.
711
00:39:58,421 --> 00:40:02,842
But I also know that if you
allow me to go into the jail...
712
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,844
untouched, unharmed...
713
00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:07,430
that I can convince him...
714
00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,849
to give you back your money.
715
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:11,726
What if they won't?
716
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,270
Well, if you hang them...
717
00:40:14,354 --> 00:40:16,439
you'll never get
your money back.
718
00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:19,567
Oh, please, if you
won't do it for me...
719
00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,862
do it for my baby.
720
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:26,324
Okay, lady,
you got five minutes.
721
00:40:26,574 --> 00:40:27,784
Thank you.
722
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:39,128
Herbert.
Herbert, it's Cynthia.
723
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:42,006
Open up, darling.
We've got to talk.
724
00:40:42,298 --> 00:40:44,801
Cynthia? Go away.
725
00:40:44,926 --> 00:40:46,386
I can't.
726
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,472
Herbert, oh, Herbert,
we've got to talk...
727
00:40:49,555 --> 00:40:50,807
for the baby.
728
00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:52,934
Baby? What that fool
talking about?
729
00:40:52,976 --> 00:40:54,644
I don't know. Let's
open up and find out.
730
00:41:03,278 --> 00:41:05,071
Oh, you handsome
pile of trouble.
731
00:41:05,154 --> 00:41:07,365
I didn't realize all that
you did for little Herbert.
732
00:41:07,448 --> 00:41:09,075
Man, are you the ugliest
woman I ever seen!
733
00:41:09,158 --> 00:41:10,576
I think I'm gonna
like the baby though.
734
00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,954
I chose the Lamaze
method of delivery.
735
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:15,581
Hold your breath and
remember your exercises.
736
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:18,167
Explosives. Oh.
737
00:41:18,334 --> 00:41:19,377
Uh-huh.
738
00:41:20,837 --> 00:41:22,422
Great, Murdock.
739
00:41:22,839 --> 00:41:23,965
Great.
740
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:27,260
You know, Murdock, you look
better to me as a woman...
741
00:41:27,343 --> 00:41:28,386
than you do as a man.
742
00:41:28,469 --> 00:41:30,263
Face, I don't have time
for that sort of thing now.
743
00:41:30,346 --> 00:41:32,140
Boy George is waiting behind the
Sheriff's office. We've gotta go.
744
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,975
Come on, man,
let's mine these walls.
745
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:54,829
Watch.
746
00:41:56,289 --> 00:41:57,457
Time's up!
747
00:42:09,469 --> 00:42:11,262
Come on, guys,
let's go after them.
748
00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,353
Tell me about
that building you saw.
749
00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:19,228
No, forget about that.
750
00:42:19,312 --> 00:42:20,521
They said something
about the airport.
751
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,357
B.A., hit it right
on the next dirt road.
752
00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,775
This is great.
753
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:32,737
Totally awesome, Hannibal.
754
00:44:37,825 --> 00:44:39,243
Hey, what's going on here?
755
00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:40,578
Here's your money.
756
00:44:41,329 --> 00:44:42,705
These are the guys who took it.
757
00:44:42,788 --> 00:44:43,581
Yeah, but I thought that--
758
00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:45,666
Now, they killed the sheriff
over at Twin Rivers.
759
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:47,043
This guy's no sheriff.
760
00:44:47,126 --> 00:44:50,004
Run a make on him, you'll get a
book and sheet 10 feet long.
761
00:44:50,171 --> 00:44:52,006
I guess we owe you guys
an apology, huh?
762
00:44:52,131 --> 00:44:53,883
What about me? I'm the
one who lost the baby.
763
00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:55,218
Oh-oh, they're at it again,
Colonel.
764
00:44:55,301 --> 00:44:57,053
Only this time they're singing
No Place Like Home.
765
00:44:57,136 --> 00:44:59,055
Great idea, Murdock.
Let's go.
766
00:45:04,352 --> 00:45:07,313
Hey. Hey,
who are you guys?
767
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,689
We're the A-Team.
768
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:10,608
- Son of a gun.
- So there.
769
00:45:16,405 --> 00:45:22,620
We want George!
We want George!
770
00:45:22,745 --> 00:45:24,789
Neat crowd, huh.
Music lovers, all.
771
00:45:24,914 --> 00:45:26,624
Reminds me of a lynch
crowd I once saw.
772
00:45:26,707 --> 00:45:28,084
Now, Face, this is one...
773
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:29,502
you gonna have to explain to me.
774
00:45:29,585 --> 00:45:32,421
I mean, you been trying to teach me
how to be a rocko-socko agent...
775
00:45:32,505 --> 00:45:34,507
but you haven't given me any
inkling, not an inkling...
776
00:45:34,590 --> 00:45:36,008
as to how you pulled this off.
777
00:45:36,175 --> 00:45:39,553
Yeah, man, how come you don't owe Boy
George his couple of million dollars?
778
00:45:39,679 --> 00:45:40,846
Yeah.
Yeah.
779
00:45:40,930 --> 00:45:41,597
Yeah.
780
00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:44,517
Anyone can get Boy George
to play a large auditorium.
781
00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:48,521
How many guys do you know can get
him to play to a crowd like this?
782
00:45:48,938 --> 00:45:56,946
We want George!
We want George!
783
00:45:57,113 --> 00:46:00,199
If I can have your attention
here. Please.
784
00:46:00,533 --> 00:46:02,660
Let's have
a big, warm welcome...
785
00:46:02,743 --> 00:46:05,204
for the Culture Club.
786
00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:19,760
And now, without further ado,
the roughest, toughest...
787
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:22,471
cowpoke to ever
ride the range...
788
00:46:22,638 --> 00:46:25,850
Boy George!
789
00:46:31,939 --> 00:46:36,736
♪ Desert loving in your eyes
all the way ♪
790
00:46:36,986 --> 00:46:41,657
♪ If I listen to your lies,
would you say ♪
791
00:46:42,074 --> 00:46:47,371
♪ I'm a man
without conviction ♪
792
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:52,418
♪ I'm a man who doesn't know ♪
793
00:46:52,585 --> 00:46:57,715
♪ How to sell
a contradiction ♪
794
00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:00,176
♪ You come and go ♪
795
00:47:00,343 --> 00:47:03,262
♪ You come and go ♪
796
00:47:03,846 --> 00:47:07,683
♪ Karma karma karma
karma karma chameleon ♪
797
00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:10,603
♪ You come and go ♪
798
00:47:10,811 --> 00:47:13,814
♪ You come and go ♪
799
00:47:14,023 --> 00:47:15,274
♪ Loving would be easy ♪
800
00:47:15,358 --> 00:47:17,985
♪ If your colors
were like my dream ♪
801
00:47:18,319 --> 00:47:21,030
♪ Red, gold and green ♪
802
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,908
♪ Red, gold and green ♪
803
00:47:24,033 --> 00:47:28,412
♪ Didn't hear
your wicked words every day ♪
804
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,918
♪ And you used to be so sweet
I heard you say ♪
805
00:47:34,335 --> 00:47:39,423
♪ That my love
was an addiction ♪
806
00:47:39,715 --> 00:47:44,470
♪ When we cling
our love is strong ♪
807
00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:49,767
♪ When you go
you're gone forever ♪
808
00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:52,311
♪ You string along ♪
809
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,398
♪ You string along ♪
810
00:47:55,981 --> 00:48:00,027
♪ Karma karma karma
karma karma chameleon ♪
811
00:48:00,361 --> 00:48:02,655
♪ You come and go ♪
812
00:48:03,030 --> 00:48:05,533
♪ You come and go ♪♪
59688
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