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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,200 Not all right, not okay! 2 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:11,000 We don't have no teachers' aides! Not all right... 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,240 Not to be that guy, 4 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:14,710 but should we really be doing non-grammatical chants? 5 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,870 Thank you for your input, Scott. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,920 How about this? 7 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:20,410 Not all right, not okay. 8 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:23,390 We have a complete lack of teachers' aides. 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,890 Not all right, not okay... 10 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:26,060 Thank you. 11 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,930 Not all right... 12 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:30,430 I'm going inside. I got to pee. 13 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,810 Ah-ah-ah, no, no, no, no! 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,850 You can't pee across the picket line. 15 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,480 If you got to go, go to the gas station up the street. 16 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,496 But you got to buy something, so get me some coffee. 17 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:41,280 That-that is all the way down on Lake Avenue. 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,940 Well, that is wonderful, girl. 19 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:44,450 Get your steps in! 20 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:47,260 Not all right, not okay! 21 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,120 We don't have no teachers' aides! 22 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,340 Don't worry, Mr. Schaefer. 23 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,880 Yes, the faculty has been on strike for two days, 24 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,580 but the school is still open. 25 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,800 And I'm happy to report 26 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:59,130 we've got substitutes for every class. 27 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,870 No, I said "substitutes." 28 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,250 Why would I say we had prostitutes? 29 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,651 We don't have no teacher's aides! 30 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,830 Is she on the phone? 31 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,060 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 32 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,100 We don't care you're on the phone! 33 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,860 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 34 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,470 We don't care you're on the phone! 35 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:24,240 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 36 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,740 Um, Dave? 37 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,830 Dave. David. 38 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,710 Yeah? 39 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:39,250 Let me explain the science of the leaf blower to you. 40 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,590 You're supposed to blow the leaves off your lawn, 41 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,880 not back all over your lawn. 42 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,220 Yeah, well, I already did that. 43 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,140 But then they were all in a neat pile, 44 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,249 and I was gonna have to go back inside 45 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:52,020 and Gemma is not a pleasure right now. 46 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,480 And when I told her to calm down, she told me to... 47 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,030 Damn. Gemma said that? 48 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,360 Yeah. It's bad. 49 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,080 I've never seen her this upset. Usually, when she's mad, 50 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,220 Tina helps her through it, 51 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:11,990 but now Tina is the reason she's mad. 52 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,830 Yeah, yeah, Tina is upset with Gemma, too. 53 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,700 You know that five-piece china set 54 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,330 that Gemma got us for our anniversary? 55 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:20,540 Is it now a three-piece china set? 56 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,940 Or a 75-piece china set, depending on how you look at it. 57 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,370 Oh, Dave. 58 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:30,670 I don't know why you're bothering with that leaf blower. 59 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,140 Your wife blows hot air all day long. 60 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,760 Tina, Tina, come on. 61 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,400 Hey, Dave, can you... Oh. 62 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:41,800 I'm going back inside. 63 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,320 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 64 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,900 I'm going back inside. 65 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,740 Fine, I'll stay and you go inside. 66 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,918 Oh, wait, wait, wait, Gemma, you don't tell me what to do. 67 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,910 Well, then fine, stay out here, backstabber. 68 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,100 Okay, you know what, Gemma? 69 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:53,500 - What? - You can kiss my... 70 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,500 Rot in hell! 71 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,380 - And your mama! - Oh! 72 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,470 Dave, this is way bigger than leaves. 73 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,870 We might have to relandscape out here. 74 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,280 Maybe put in a pool. 75 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:21,220 Nope. Nope. 76 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,740 What are you doing? 77 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:24,920 Just getting rid of some books, man. 78 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,290 These all remind me of Janelle. 79 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:29,940 Oh, come on, big bro. 80 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:31,990 I know breakups are hard. 81 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,620 But enough already. 82 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,150 You threw out all the Cap'n Crunch. 83 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,660 She loved Cap'n Crunch. 84 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,420 I love Cap'n Crunch. 85 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,930 That's why I bought the Cap'n Crunch. 86 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,590 Look, man, I-I don't get it. 87 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,890 When you two were together, you didn't seem that serious. 88 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:47,810 Now that she's gone, you can't live without her. 89 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,480 That's how true love works, Marty. 90 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,889 So, what, you're just gonna throw all these books away? 91 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:56,270 No, man, I'm gonna put 'em in Dave's little library. 92 00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,930 Really? The... Secrets to Pleasing a Black Woman? 93 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:04,770 Maybe not this one. 94 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,510 Mm. Mm. 95 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,080 Okay. 96 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:11,110 - Oh, my God, okay, here we go. - What? 97 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:13,269 Let me guess, Marty... you got a tickle in your throat, 98 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:16,540 you went on WebMD and now you think you have scurvy. 99 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,540 No. I eliminated scurvy by eating three oranges. 100 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,710 So, clearly, this is something much worse. 101 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,790 Marty, I brought you some zinc. 102 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,630 Oh, no, stay back. Stay back! 103 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,340 Where are my N-95 masks? 104 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,400 Malcolm! 105 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,010 Oh, let me guess... 106 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,630 they reminded you of Janelle. 107 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,300 She liked to wear the pink ones. 108 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,980 It's just a cold, Marty. 109 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:41,340 This isn't Game of Thrones. You don't have greyscale. 110 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,480 We're not gonna exile you to the ruins of Valyria 111 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:44,690 with the other stone men. 112 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:48,070 You know nothin', Jon Snow. 113 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,450 Oh, you better get used to this, Courtney. 114 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,550 Marty is very bad at being sick. 115 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,379 You know, when he was nine, he had his tonsils out 116 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,810 and he wrote a will. 117 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,440 - What did he leave you? - Nothing. 118 00:05:00,490 --> 00:05:03,080 He left everything to the American Tonsil Society. 119 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,730 Which does not exist. 120 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:08,880 It should. 121 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,710 Well, you'd better rally. 122 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,840 We have our baby safety class tomorrow. 123 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,680 Oh, no, no, no, I-I can't do that. 124 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,050 As sick as I am, I can barely lift up my own head. 125 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,970 Let alone a rubber baby. 126 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:23,100 Plus, it'd be irresponsible, exposing all those fetuses 127 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,980 to my pestilence. 128 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,380 It's for mothers and fathers. 129 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:31,110 I don't want to go there looking like my baby doesn't have a father. 130 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,300 - Malcolm can go. - You don't know what Malcolm can do. 131 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,300 - Do you have plans? - You know I don't. 132 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:42,100 Okay, so, tomorrow, you the daddy. 133 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,210 Hey, Tina, 134 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:50,650 - I was just talking to Dave... - Traitor. 135 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,880 Well, Dave was talking to me. 136 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,020 You know, "Yap, yap, yap, yap." 137 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,240 But then I heard him say 138 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:01,740 that Gemma realizes that she was wrong. 139 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:06,300 So, Tina Butler actually said she was wrong? 140 00:06:07,690 --> 00:06:09,660 I couldn't believe it myself. 141 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:12,420 But that's what Calvin told me. 142 00:06:13,170 --> 00:06:14,950 So, why didn't she tell me herself? 143 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,450 She was afraid of how you would react. 144 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,730 What, to being told I'm right? 145 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,830 Yes, she realizes you were right. 146 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,670 She wants to get together for dinner to work things out. 147 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,830 Okay. Well, I guess the right thing to do 148 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,820 would be to let her apologize. 149 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:38,280 Well, I guess I could listen to her apology. 150 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:42,350 Great. You know what, we'll do it here over dinner. 151 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,840 Okay. 152 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,270 But I'm not cooking. 153 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,280 Of course not. 154 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,500 So, Tina's cooking? 155 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,310 She insisted. 156 00:06:53,530 --> 00:06:55,360 Okay, good. 157 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,950 I'm mad at her, but I'm not mad at her short ribs. 158 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,750 No. Yeah. 159 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,710 All right. Here we go. 160 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,290 - Jump in. - This is pad thai. 161 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,263 Better than short ribs, don't you think? 162 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,770 No. 163 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,510 Well, when you're done insulting the food, 164 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,610 maybe there's something you want to say to me? 165 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,260 I want to accept something 166 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,220 after you say something to me. 167 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:26,980 What kind of apology is this? 168 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,810 Why would I have an apology? 169 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,520 Well, this is healthy. 170 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:34,060 The word "apology" is being thrown around a lot. 171 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:35,820 Gemma? 172 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:39,660 This strike is not going to end until we have teachers' aides. 173 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,620 But you keep ignoring the issue. 174 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,120 I am not ignoring it. 175 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:46,200 It's just, sometimes tough decisions have to be made. 176 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,000 Calvin, do you hear this craziness? 177 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,940 Crazy. Yes. 178 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:53,670 But, in all fairness, 179 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,370 it is tough when you're in charge of the budget. 180 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,470 I have to deal with that all the time at the Fusebox. 181 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,940 Okay, okay. So, at the Fusebox, 182 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:04,260 do you make your software engineers run the bake sale? 183 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,560 Well, actually, 184 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,154 - it's not like th... - Well, you know, uh, 185 00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:09,800 Tina does make some reasonable points. 186 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:11,810 - What?! - I'm just saying, 187 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,420 you hire an employee to do a job, 188 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:16,320 not every job. 189 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,130 Exactly. 190 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:20,420 I should not be coaching kickball 191 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:21,990 during my lunch break. 192 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,990 I mean, my high heels keep punching through the Astroturf. 193 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:27,940 I get that, but sometimes, 194 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:29,220 when you're in management, 195 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:32,780 you have to ask your team to go the extra mile 196 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,030 for the good of the business. 197 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,790 Thank you, Calvin. 198 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,460 But any organization's most valuable resource 199 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:41,010 is the people in the trenches. 200 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,970 Damn it, Dave! Give me some. 201 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,990 Okay... 202 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,120 Dave, the whole point of this 203 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,770 was that you were to agree with me. 204 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,470 No, we just agreed to agree. 205 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,040 I never agreed to agree with you. 206 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,619 I can't believe you're on Tina's side. 207 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:58,380 That's because Dave has empathy for people. 208 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:01,150 He doesn't work them till their fingers bleed like you and Calvin. 209 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,750 - Okay. - Uh, listen, okay, all right. 210 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,420 Uh, Gemma and I just understand 211 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,870 what it is to be management, all right? 212 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,790 You just have to look at the bigger picture. 213 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,910 Exactly. Calvin and I are big-picture people. 214 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,480 You hear this, Dave? 215 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:17,230 I guess we're just little-ass picture people. 216 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,940 I ain't got no time for this! 217 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,740 You know what? 218 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,780 I ain't got no time for this, either. 219 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,530 Solidarity forever. 220 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,406 Well, Calvin, I guess I better go, too. 221 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,060 No, no, no, Gemma, stay. 222 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,840 All right? It's not our fault that some people 223 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:40,230 don't understand business, all right? 224 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,530 We deserve this satay. Here, here, come on. 225 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,210 Yes. With extra peanut sauce. 226 00:09:45,230 --> 00:09:47,720 - That's right, sauce me up. - Yep. 227 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:50,680 Calvin, you better sauce your ass in this room! 228 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,009 You might want to take that to go. 229 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,420 - Yeah. - Get on out of here. 230 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,550 Oh, God. 231 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,550 Dave, what are you doing? 232 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,600 Serenading you, because you're mad at me. 233 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,610 It's not working. 234 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:15,810 Well, so you say, 235 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,990 but you can never resist my "ooh-koo-lay-lay." 236 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,070 Say "ukulele" like everyone else. 237 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,970 That's not how they say it in "Ooh-vah-ee." 238 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,990 I just wish you could understand 239 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,870 how much stress I'm under right now. 240 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,080 Come on, Mom, I don't want to be late for school. 241 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,500 Uh, my new science teacher is awesome. 242 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,400 That's great. 243 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:41,660 See? Grover loves the substitutes. 244 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,630 Tell your little comrade Tina to strike all she wants. 245 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,550 We're still learning at my school. 246 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:51,470 It is so cool. I've learned so much about astrology. 247 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,350 - You mean astronomy. - Wh... 248 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,350 No way. Astronomy is pseudoscience. 249 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,510 It completely ignores how the alignment of planets 250 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,070 predicts our future love lives. 251 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,350 - You still want me to talk to Tina? - Don't you dare. 252 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:14,840 Mommy, chicken soup is not a cure for anything. 253 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,260 It's just salt and fat and little bits of carrots. 254 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,810 And love. 255 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,530 Okay, fine, it-it's got love in it, too, 256 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:26,760 but still, I'm following the science. 257 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:28,060 I got a vaporizer, 258 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,680 an atomizer, a nebulizer. 259 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,010 You want science, just put some Vicks VapoRub on your feet. 260 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,060 How is that science? 261 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,950 You put the Vicks on your feet, 262 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,310 you put on some socks, 263 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,140 the Vicks sucks all the cold out of your body, 264 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,690 through your feet, and into the socks. 265 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,190 But, Mommy... 266 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,160 Marty, please, stop wasting my time. 267 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,849 I've already been fighting my best friend. 268 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:52,320 I am not about to fight you. 269 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,160 I just don't want to get my baby sick. 270 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,210 The baby is gonna make you sick. 271 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,680 - What? - Oh, okay, Marty. 272 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:04,710 The baby's gonna bring every germ 273 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,920 in the world into your house. 274 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,220 When the baby comes home from day care, coughing, 275 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:14,030 it's gonna have snot caked all over its little face, 276 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,140 and then... 277 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,290 Oh! 278 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,970 ... sneeze right into your mouth. 279 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,910 - No. - Yes. 280 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,030 And you're gonna have to take care of the kid. 281 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,400 So you better get used to being sick all the damn time. 282 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:35,450 So. Put your big boy pants on, put your Vapo-socks on 283 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,580 and get ready to power through it, Daddy. 284 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,750 Okay. Okay, all right, I can do this. 285 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,350 Yes, you can. You sure can. 286 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:44,469 - Yeah. - But you know what, when I heard 287 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:46,190 my little baby boy was sick, 288 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,260 I dropped everything, ran home and started cooking. 289 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,470 Now open your mouth 290 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,250 and put some soup in it. 291 00:12:57,152 --> 00:13:00,230 Connor, Graycen, nice to have you, welcome. 292 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,680 Next. 293 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:04,110 I'm Jordan. This is my husband Jay. 294 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,980 And we're at, oh, my God, 32 weeks. 295 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:10,900 Well, okay, you're getting close. Next. 296 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,280 - Hi, I'm Courtney. - I'm Malcolm. 297 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,820 And how far along are you two? 298 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,950 Oh, no, we are not a two. 299 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,180 Okay, so you're not married, 300 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,750 but you're gonna be an involved dad? 301 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,830 Oh, no, I am not involved at all. 302 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,710 In fact, I'm not involved with, uh, with anyone. 303 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,430 He's my baby's father's brother. 304 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,260 Same DNA, no smashing. 305 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,770 You know, I was involved, uh, with someone, 306 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,130 until very, very recently, 307 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:46,000 but, uh, yeah, I... I threw that all away. 308 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,610 Like a fool. 309 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,280 Aw, don't beat yourself up. 310 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,300 Yeah, it was all my fault. 311 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,180 But-but I'm trying, you know. 312 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,530 I'm trying to make myself a, uh, a better man. 313 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,870 And I'm trying to keep my baby alive. 314 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,830 So, can we get back to that part? 315 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,340 Yes. Right. 316 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:09,860 Okay, uh, everybody, pick up your babies 317 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,300 and let's practice cradling them. 318 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,300 Yeah. Let's... 319 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,600 Uncle Malcolm, you don't pick them up by the leg. 320 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,470 Can we get another baby? 321 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,810 Or some duct tape? 322 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:31,270 Hey, Calvin. Tina's still mad, I see. 323 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,150 Eh. How'd you know? 324 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,530 You always work on your truck when she's mad. 325 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:39,000 Like on her birthday, when you got her NFL Sunday Ticket. 326 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,830 Yeah, I worked on this truck for a month after that one. 327 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,180 You know, I like being back under the hood, though. 328 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,540 It's my happy place. 329 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,090 Aah! Come on, you stupid cord. 330 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,850 Yeah, I know how you feel. 331 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,200 I had to teach six classes today. 332 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,310 I haven't taught a class since we moved here. 333 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,570 The kids were screaming and talking back 334 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:02,460 and they have no attention span at all. 335 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,310 Kind of forgot how hard teaching is. 336 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,140 Yeah, that's what Tina says. 337 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,980 But I also forgot how much I love it. 338 00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,360 She says that, too. 339 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,110 - She does? - Yeah. 340 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,710 Of course she does. 341 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,700 How did I let it get this far? 342 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:24,580 I don't know. You guys have a very stressful job. 343 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,450 'Cause, personally, 344 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,580 I don't like other people's kids. 345 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,880 What about Grover? 346 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,477 I'm talking about other people that's not on this block. 347 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,850 Now it's so clear to me. 348 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,560 I was falling in love. 349 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,730 But that scared me so badly that I pushed her away. 350 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,580 And now, everywhere I go, 351 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,440 everything I do... it haunts me. 352 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,170 The thought of what could have been. 353 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,080 Oh... 354 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,290 Oh, brother. 355 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,200 You have to forgive yourself. 356 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,540 You know, I'm trying, Lorraine. 357 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:13,670 But I got a long way to go. 358 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,340 You'll get there. I know you will. 359 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,590 Thank you. 360 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,590 The syllabus said we would get to CPR by now, so... 361 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,810 You're a good guy, Malcolm. 362 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,750 And, trust me, someday, 363 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,730 a great woman is going to see all of that. 364 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,100 I mean, who knows, maybe she knows everything about babies, 365 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,440 but doesn't have any herself. 366 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,940 Yet. 367 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,660 I hope she's out there. 368 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,580 She's closer than you can imagine. 369 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,830 I'm just saying, because we only have 20 minutes left 370 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,630 and I think you skipped over a lot of stuff. 371 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,250 This isn't about you. 372 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,730 Hi, Tina. 373 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:13,900 Gemma. 374 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,980 I have something I need to say to you. 375 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,300 I'm not happy about the strike, 376 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:22,470 but believe me, I understand that teaching is hard 377 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,503 and I hate that I somehow became a pencil-necked bureaucrat. 378 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,580 - Did you say you understand? - Yes. 379 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,710 I guess I just lost sight 380 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,910 - of what's really imp... - I love you, too. 381 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,099 - This is so dumb! - This is crazy! 382 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,221 - You're my best friend! - I'm sorry! 383 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,580 - I love you! - I missed you so much! 384 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,050 I'm gonna make this right. 385 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,760 I am gonna get the teachers the support they deserve. 386 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,680 A-And that means taking a stand with the board of trustees. 387 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,140 And I may get fired... 388 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,450 Uh, what?! 389 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,850 I wish they would. Let them try to fire you. 390 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,180 You thought that strike was bad? 391 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,230 We'll burn that place to the ground. 392 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:57,720 Okay. Okay, easy now. 393 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,010 That strike has really got you worked up. 394 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,990 But I'm glad to know you have my back. 395 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,150 Always. 396 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,870 Now... 397 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,770 - You want to get drunk? - Yes, please. 398 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,380 Look at you... up and around. 399 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,500 Yup. I'm a new man. 400 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,880 I smell Vicks. 401 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,450 Did Mama do your feet? 402 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,760 Yeah. 403 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,250 My chest, too. 404 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,480 But she also gave me some tough love, 405 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,310 like being a parent is a 24 hour a day job. 406 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,730 I-I won't be able to handle it if I act like a baby, 407 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,200 so that might be my last chest rub. 408 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,280 No, it's time. 409 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,640 It's been time for 20 years. 410 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,790 You guys, Calvin killed it at the ring toss booth. 411 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,930 I told you, it's all in the wrist. 412 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:59,080 And now I'm bringing home the gold. 413 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,550 Dad, what are you gonna do with that goldfish? 414 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,270 I don't know. 415 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,470 Just don't feel right throwing it in the trash. 416 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,150 Sorry, buddy, 417 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:11,030 - you are stuck with that thing. - Yeah. 418 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:12,930 Oh, here you go, Grover. 419 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,350 Oh. 420 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,170 Thanks, Mr. Calvin. Uh, Dad, we need a fish tank. 421 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,650 - Yeah, we do. - Yup. 422 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,163 Oh, so how'd the teacher strike get settled? 423 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,900 Oh, well, once Gemma and the teachers were on the same side, 424 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,180 board didn't stand a chance. 425 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,410 Yeah, my girl Gemma gave us everything we wanted. 426 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,610 Hell, I'm just glad all of the teachers 427 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,330 are cool with Gemma again. 428 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,710 - Eh. - Eh. 429 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,630 Ooh, I'm scared. 430 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,810 Is that all you got, Ryan? 431 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,850 Come on, nobody in a bow tie can take me down. 432 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,600 You're mean. 433 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,810 All right. Go! 434 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,400 That's what I'm talking about. 435 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,600 Hope you can swim, blondie. 436 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,560 Ooh, ooh! 437 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,900 Ooh! 438 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,730 Oh. 439 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,950 Come on. Is there nobody here who can take down the principal? 440 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,410 - All right, come on. - Oh, Tina? 441 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,610 Please. Don't bring that weak sauce to my tank. 442 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,310 Okay. 443 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,050 Oh, no. 444 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,340 Bye, neighbor. 445 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:46,320 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 32197

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