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Ready? 14 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,986 One, two, three, go! 15 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,424 Go, go! 16 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,374 ♪ They tell me You've got a bad name ♪ 17 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,413 That nigger's wetter than a well digger's ass. 18 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:31,857 ♪ And you're only preaching ♪ 19 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,861 ♪ Regret ♪ 20 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:42,831 - Damn it. - ♪ But that is the song of a star ♪ 21 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,838 ♪ At night... ♪ 22 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,610 All right. 23 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,312 Nigger's got a kid in the car. 24 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,684 You stay here, Hap. 25 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,849 Hold down the wagon train. 26 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,483 - You stay put, you hear? - Mm-hmm. 27 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,995 It's a hell of a night for this. 28 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,556 Don't worry, I'm just here to help. 29 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,078 - Oh, thank you, sir. - What's going on? 30 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,365 I don't know. 31 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,635 - Take a look at that. - All right. 32 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,938 - Light that up for me? - Sure thing. 33 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,997 Think I know what's happening. 34 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,474 So this is what a working coon gets these days, huh? 35 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,814 It's damn nice. 36 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:44,814 I was expecting an outhouse, a couple of chickens on the porch. 37 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:48,351 And you bleeding-heart liberals think there's something wrong with this country? 38 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,886 Come on. Out. 39 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,901 Any ideas? 40 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,772 I got an idea. 41 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,436 Shut up. Get out of the van. 42 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,179 Paco. 43 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,087 You have to stop this. 44 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,029 Why? 45 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,329 Everything we worked for, 46 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,199 you're throwin' it away. 47 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:05,535 Do you know how much a new face cost? 48 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,598 Why is there talking? 49 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:12,244 Is she laying a guilt trip on you, Paco? 50 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,908 We we're a team, and shit like that? 51 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,110 Check this out, doodles. 52 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,642 - Hey, Paco, where's the money? - They buried it in the barn. 53 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,656 Ooh. Money wins every time. 54 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,713 Angel, baby. 55 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,952 - Yeah? - Find us a shovel. 56 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,772 Hap. 57 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,335 Yeah? 58 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:49,247 You see any chance, don't you hesitate. 59 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:52,718 Just don't go all Rambo on me 60 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,483 or we'll end up like Chub. 61 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:56,716 Damn fool. 62 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,690 Sticking his neck out for me. 63 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,439 Dig. Jig. 64 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,916 "Can you dig it?" 65 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,613 "Warriors"? Anybody? 66 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,193 Soldier. 67 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,961 Now, what if I... What if we just agreed to... 68 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,298 split the money? 69 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,361 Just split it? 70 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,669 Yeah, we could just split it 'cause this is a... 71 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,451 This whole thing is a charity drive and I'm a... 72 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,515 I'm a generous individual. 73 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,534 No, I get all the money. We get all the money. 74 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,414 Howard: Wh... what I mean is, uh, I could take the money 75 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,420 and... and, uh, I could probably double, 76 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:01,751 triple your investment. 77 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,256 What are you gonna do with it? 78 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,781 Uh, for starters, 79 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,952 we're gonna do whatever the hell we want, 80 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,292 Howie, and then... 81 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,862 after that, 82 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:16,267 I'm gonna buy the biggest rock that I can find 83 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:20,900 and I'm gonna put it on the finger of this lovely thing, 84 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:24,241 and make her an honest woman. Okay? 85 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,788 Not too honest. Not very honest at all, 86 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:29,214 but she will be the biggest trophy wife 87 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,217 the world has ever known. 88 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,416 I said dig. Come on. 89 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,504 Eureka. 90 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,207 Lenny, help me out, would you? 91 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,442 Len, could you help me out, please? 92 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,815 Get down there. 93 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,641 Paco. 94 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,509 Come over here, please. 95 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,565 - Well, that ain't good. - No, for them it's not good. 96 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,989 Hey, Howie. How... how is that foot? 97 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,185 - No. - How is the other foot? 98 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,386 - It was... - Howie. 99 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:47,620 - It was there. - Howie. 100 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,219 - I... I swear. Paco saw it. 101 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,925 - Paco! You saw it. - It was there! 102 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,489 Oh, no, shh. 103 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,331 Don't. Shh. Stop whining. 104 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,568 Stop whining 'cause that's getting on my nerves and I... 105 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,204 I have sensitive nerves. 106 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,973 Baby, can you give me that, please? 107 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,912 Thank you. 108 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,539 Howie, come here, would you? 109 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,915 Would you come... Could you stand right here for me? 110 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,249 Ooh! 111 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,085 Where's the money? 112 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,818 Howie. 113 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,349 I didn't touch it. I didn't touch it. 114 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,520 Then who did? 115 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,961 Who did? 116 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,430 Howie, who did? 117 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,467 Who did?! 118 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,867 I moved it! 119 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,566 - Say what? - You heard me! 120 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:35,803 I moved it someplace you'll never find it! 121 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,542 The biggest balls in this room are swingin' from a cooch. 122 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,948 I got to love that. 123 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,288 Trudy... 124 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,191 what do you say you and I, we have a heart to heart now? 125 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,628 Yeah, let's do that. Come on. 126 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,791 Come over. You're gonna come over here now. 127 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,225 Paco: Uh-uh-uh-uh. 128 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,863 Don't be smart, fellas. 129 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,499 Dumb suits you much better. 130 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:20,181 This is a sweet set-up he's got here, huh? 131 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,150 When I marry that woman in there... 132 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,490 I'm gonna take her someplace like this. 133 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,788 South America maybe. 134 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:37,736 House on the beach, fruit trees... 135 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:41,263 That stuff costs money, though, and it's money that you hid from me. 136 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,616 Are you scared? 137 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,253 I don't blame you. I'm scary stuff. 138 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,933 What's the place you work called again? 139 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,540 - Family Burger. - That's the one. 140 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,011 Gosh, you see those places everywhere now, huh? 141 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,674 What do they pay? Minimum wage? 142 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,683 Less? 143 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,361 And what is that? Two, three bucks an hour? 144 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,116 Tips if you smile? 145 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,386 You like serving truckers, fat kids for that kind of money? 146 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,916 'Cause I think a woman like you, a woman who looks like you 147 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,986 should aim higher and not for nothing. 148 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,159 You're not getting any younger, Trudy. 149 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,226 Listen, eventually folks are gonna find those cops, 150 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,635 and this place gonna get hotter than the devil's ass crack, 151 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,505 and I just don't have the time to wait. 152 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,668 So here's what I'm gonna do. 153 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,770 I'm gonna give this back to you. All of it. 154 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,247 You can get yourself a new dress, a new hairdo, whatever, 155 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,945 and I'll even sweeten the pot, okay? 156 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,385 And which... which car is yours? 157 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,997 I'm gonna let you ride that beater out of here 158 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,183 and leave all this shit behind. 159 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,420 You'll never see me again. 160 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,861 All you got to do is tell me what I want to know. 161 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,457 What do you say? 162 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,730 This is your call, sister. 163 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:52,904 Come on. 164 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,601 Come on. 165 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,468 Oh, please. Oh, baby. Baby. 166 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,505 Angel, baby. 167 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,395 The sun's almost comin' up, and I'm just so hungry 168 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:10,151 I could eat the balls off a low-flying duck. 169 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,488 Could you whip us up some French toast? 170 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,393 And after that, I'm gonna go to work on this bitch. 171 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,996 Mm. I love these placemats. 172 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,865 Found these in Casanova's bedside table. 173 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,941 Kinky little son of a bitch, ain't ya? 174 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,247 - Ask your mother. - Or your poppa. 175 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,562 Hey. 176 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,927 - Where'd you hide it? - I can't remember. 177 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,800 Okay. 178 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,501 You do know that Angel and me can help you remember, right? 179 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,066 We have plans for that money. 180 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,644 - You just want to spend it. - What are you, a communist? 181 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,673 That's what money's for. It's for spending. 182 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,015 This is America. 183 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,749 - And you're what's wrong with it. - Oh. 184 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,689 We need that money to change things. 185 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,889 And I thought the syrup was too sweet. 186 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,726 You poor bastards. 187 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,495 The '60s are over and you just don't even know it yet. 188 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,398 You had your chance, 189 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,496 and you failed because of a simple reason... 190 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,097 People suck, and they want everything. 191 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,336 - You're wrong. - Am I? 192 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,776 Your own ex-wife double crossed you. 193 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,369 Cost you a toe and almost a nut, 194 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,382 and you're gonna buy her shit? 195 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,816 I did it for the cause. 196 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,716 Do you believe that, Howie? 197 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,556 Is she a true believer 198 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,649 or is she just doing this for herself? 199 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,593 'Cause I want to find that out, 200 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,358 and I'm not gonna ask you again. 201 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,429 Where's the money? 202 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:41,205 Trudy, will you just tell him? 203 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,208 I'd rather burn it than let him have it. 204 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,645 Who are you? Joan of Arc? 205 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,381 We all know what happened to her. Are you ready for that shit? 206 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,501 Angel. 207 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,708 Go on. 208 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,461 It's all country. 209 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,799 Figured you'd be more of a soul man or a funk fella. 210 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,360 Yeah, well, country got soul. 211 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,201 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 212 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,570 Okay. 213 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,075 Actually... 214 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,877 you want to hear some real shit? 215 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,253 Hey. 216 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,765 That's a big toolbox, baby. 217 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:54,105 Let's see what we got here 'cause I am done asking nicely, 218 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,735 but it's gonna feel way longer to you than it is to me. 219 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,555 I like that. 220 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,955 Baby, could you help me pick out a couple nails? 221 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,423 About the size of Lenny's dick? 222 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,611 Pain's such a great motivator. 223 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,517 I'm not talking about PMS. 224 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,981 I'm talking about real pain, 225 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,934 kind of pain that makes you want to crawl up inside yourself 226 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,756 and disappear. 227 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,489 Paco, if Happy or the Buck make a move, 228 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,500 could you shoot them in the knee? 229 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,645 Baby, would you hold her left hand right there for me? 230 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,865 No. 231 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,540 If you hurt someone enough... 232 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,477 things become clear like glass, 233 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,313 and all those lofty ideas, 234 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,410 they just fall away. 235 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,321 And you are left with one truth, 236 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,383 and that truth is make the pain stop. 237 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,170 Last chance. 238 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,150 Well, a drum roll would be nice. 239 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,156 Come on, Trudy, just tell him. 240 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,024 Can't have everything you want. 241 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,735 Snap out of it. Focus up. 242 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,172 Focus up. 243 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,903 You're gonna tell me what I want 244 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,537 because I have a shitload of nails. 245 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,860 That's dedication. 246 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,567 That is real. 247 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,266 Has she always been like this, Hap? 248 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,901 Come on, no wonder you guys couldn't work it out. 249 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,309 I bet she hogged the remote and shit. 250 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:50,247 She's not gonna talk, and hurting her again... 251 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,409 won't work. 252 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,285 Well, now I... Now I see why she settled 253 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,847 for this weak fart over here. 254 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,921 He lets her do whatever she wants. 255 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,831 She goes behind his back, and she steals his money 256 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,926 for his cause while she's giving you the pink kitty. 257 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,265 Now he's gonna walk the plank for her. 258 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,274 Howie, when this is all over, 259 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,675 she's just gonna come crying back to you... 260 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,942 and she's gonna be saying she did it all for you, 261 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,917 and she's gonna bat her little eyes, 262 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,818 and then she's gonna string you along again, man. 263 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,919 When's the last time she humped you, pal? 264 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,425 I could get her to talk. 265 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,953 Say again? 266 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,097 Could you say that a little louder? 267 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,800 I don't think she heard you. 268 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,303 I can get her to talk. 269 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,278 After what I just did to her? 270 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,444 Hurting her won't work. 271 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,817 Okay, enlighten me. 272 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:06,080 - You have to hurt him. - Leonard: You son of a bitch. 273 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,527 Soldier: Oh, that is rich. 274 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,094 Did you hear that, baby? 275 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,771 That was the sound of Howie's balls dropping. 276 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,338 We ain't in the '60s anymore, are we, Howie? 277 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,381 Stand up for me, Professor. 278 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:46,089 Need to take that. I want you to take that. 279 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,724 - No. - Take that for me. 280 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:58,840 And now I want you to hit Happy in the mouth with it. 281 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,322 I want you to hit him as hard as you can. 282 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,557 I want you to see how many teeth you can break on the first swing. 283 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,243 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 284 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,627 You don't, I'll shoot you in the head. 285 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:06,651 You too if you even move. 286 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,381 God damn it. 287 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,820 And I want you to keep swinging 288 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,289 until doodie bird here sings, 289 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,848 or you can just answer the question. 290 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,088 Howie. 291 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,652 No. 292 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,756 - You gonna listen to him, Howard? - He doesn't have a choice. 293 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,096 No. 294 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,829 - Tell him! Just tell him! - Howie... 295 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,013 Trudy, will you just tell him where the goddamn money is? 296 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:26,314 Great idea, Trudy, just tell me. 297 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,330 - Two. - Howard, don't! 298 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,501 - Sorry. - 2 1/2. 299 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,600 - No! - Three! 300 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:31,700 - No! - I'm sorry! 301 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,737 Don't! Not on my watch. 302 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,112 Stop! No! 303 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,674 Wait, wait, wait! I... I know where the money is! 304 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,219 - Nice try. - No, I do. 305 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,551 I was sitting out on the porch and I saw her come in, 306 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,989 and... and I saw what was on her shoes. 307 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,685 I don't want shoes! I want money, Hap! 308 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:50,753 I know where the money is because of what I saw on her shoes! 309 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,558 Just give me a shovel... 310 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,797 and I'll give you the money. 311 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,576 Well, now we're cookin' with gas. 312 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,737 Okay. 313 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,511 Did you hear that, baby? 314 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:12,551 He's gonna give us the money. 315 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,316 You're all right, Hap. 316 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,382 - I think I could get to like you. - I will never like you. 317 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,955 I'll give you the money if you... If you'll let us go, 318 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,365 and that's all of us, including her. 319 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,426 Soldier: Have I said anything different? 320 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,495 It's what I've been sayin' all along, Hap. 321 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,434 You went all in, didn't you, Howie? 322 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,108 But you call yourself a hippie? 323 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,317 Hap: Oh, God, no! 324 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:54,953 I hate duplicity in a man. 325 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,189 No offense to you, Paco. 326 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,128 Let's go get that money, Hap. 327 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,667 Stay here, Paco. 328 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,396 Keep the eye on that one. 329 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,342 Happy, Hap, Happy, 330 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,909 what is with you and that crazy asshole inside, huh? 331 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:31,287 She just stinks of trouble, man. 332 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,848 She got a honey puss or what? 333 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,985 Not that I am interested. 334 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,086 I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about her. 335 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,773 It's a sore spot? You know, believe it or not, 336 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:39,974 I was with some real pieces of shit 337 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,990 before my Angel baby here came along. 338 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:43,262 Where are we going? 339 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:45,897 Over there. Dog pens. 340 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,736 All right. 341 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:56,774 Hey, boy. 342 00:26:56,815 --> 00:26:58,613 Hey. Hey, Switch. 343 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,915 Good boy. 344 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:04,287 - Where's the money? - Hey. It's in one of those pens. 345 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,586 I don't know which one. 346 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,422 Then how do you know it is here, Hap? 347 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,724 'Cause I saw the dog shit on her shoes. 348 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:13,220 - Are you sure? - I'm bettin' my life on it. 349 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:17,258 Damn right you are. 350 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,138 Open it. 351 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:41,359 Come on, Switch. Come here, boy. 352 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,770 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 353 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,262 What are you doing? 354 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,458 I got to take him out so I can go in there and dig. 355 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,992 Okay. 356 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,367 All right. All right. 357 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,928 Good boy. Good boy, Switch. 358 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,005 Say hello to Mr. Soldier. 359 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,302 - Hey, okay, man. - Ouch! 360 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:10,785 You bitch! 361 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,849 Hey! 362 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,072 Run, Switch! 363 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,443 Run for the woods! 364 00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,072 Get up! Come on! 365 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:01,596 Let's go! 366 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:09,407 Bitch! 367 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,920 God damn it, you've been hit. 368 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,013 No, keep goin'. Come on. 369 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,753 Keep goin'! Hap! 370 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,804 Don't you even think about askin' me to go in there! 371 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:24,296 We keep runnin'! 372 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,696 We hit the road, flag down a car, and call the cops! 373 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,064 Come on! 374 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,591 Hap! 375 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:31,355 Come on, we can't just leave her there, man. 376 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,339 Yes, we can! That bitch brought all this shit down on us! 377 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,774 On our heads and for what? Money? 378 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,538 Ain't no money worth dying for, Hap. 379 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,636 Oh, come on, that's bullshit, man, and you know it. 380 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,290 You would never run away from a fight in your life! 381 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,180 This ain't no goddamn fight! 382 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,275 They 'gon kill us or we're 'gon kill them. 383 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,952 This is war! 384 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:52,048 I've been there, Hap. You ain't. 385 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,321 You ready for that? 386 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:24,245 Put it out! Put it out! 387 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,975 Goddamn, that man loved putting his head on fire. 388 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,639 You want to go finish this off, baby? 389 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,328 Go. Get. Stay down. 390 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:13,397 In the corner. 391 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,695 No! What have you done? 392 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,229 - Oh, you shitheads! - God! 393 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,465 You ain't hit again? 394 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:20,562 God damn it! 395 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,198 Dear God! 396 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,568 You okay? 397 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,272 She fine. I'm the one that's shot. 398 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,274 Leonard: Where he at? 399 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,842 Hap: I don't know. I can't see him. 400 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:42,490 Oh, Trudy... you got to get that out. 401 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:43,893 Come here. 402 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:46,057 On the count of three. 403 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:50,429 One, two, three. 404 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:53,637 Here. 405 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:55,436 Here. Here. 406 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,409 Wrap it 'round. Hold it tight. 407 00:32:57,442 --> 00:33:00,742 That's it. Real tight. 408 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:04,238 God damn it. God damn it. 409 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:07,980 We gotta find something to cut the chain. 410 00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:14,049 Oh, come on. 411 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,657 - Call 9-1-1. - Yeah. 412 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,694 9... come on... 1, 1. 413 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,204 The phone's dead. 414 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,570 They must've cut the line. 415 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,707 Shit. 416 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,175 Hey, come on. Come on. 417 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,877 All right. Yeah. 418 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,282 Come on. This way. 419 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:42,787 Shh. 420 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,312 Okay. 421 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:46,382 All right, come here. 422 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,891 Baby, shh. 423 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,361 Shh. 424 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,126 Okay. 425 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,539 Shh. 426 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:04,569 Shh. 427 00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:13,342 That went clean through. You're gonna be okay. 428 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,547 Baby, I'm sorry. 429 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,852 Oh, come on, this ain't your fault. 430 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,916 It ain't your fault. 431 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,654 How you doing? 432 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:27,724 I don't feel too good. 433 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,167 You look great. 434 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,966 - Yeah? - Yeah. 435 00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:35,064 Name says it all. 436 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:36,301 Just like an angel. 437 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,109 You know, when we get that money, I'm gonna... 438 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:45,845 I'm gonna take you right to Acapulco like I promised. 439 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:50,585 Sunshine, sand, salt, that is our future. 440 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:53,649 We're just gonna rest up here for a bit first. 441 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,023 Okay? 442 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,858 - Sure? - Yeah. 443 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:01,864 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Okay. Shh. 444 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,401 I got it. I got it. 445 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,936 They're not gonna get away with what they did. 446 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,076 Daddy's gonna take care of everything. 447 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:16,971 - Who's my girl? - I am. 448 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,641 Yeah. 449 00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,483 Yeah. 450 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,478 God damn it. 451 00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:15,163 Holy shit. 452 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,198 Oh. Oh, God. 453 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,356 So how's it feel? 454 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:32,982 Shootin' something that ain't a target? 455 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,550 I don't know. 456 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:39,530 I haven't had a chance to think about it yet. 457 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,396 You will. 458 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:46,227 You came back. 459 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:53,409 So why'd you move the money? Huh? Really. 460 00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:56,448 The drugs. Leonard was right. 461 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,473 Shit, you'll just say anything now. 462 00:36:58,516 --> 00:36:59,694 - She need us. - That's not true. 463 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,550 Oh, bullshit. 464 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,953 You was gonna take that money for yourself and you know it. 465 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,718 That money was meant for something good! 466 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,317 Shh, shh, shh, settle down. Both of you. 467 00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:09,827 I hope it was worth it when we are all lying here dead. 468 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:10,861 Oh, God. 469 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,474 - You're bleeding out real fast. - We got to get him to the hospital. 470 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:16,900 - Yeah, how we gonna do that? - We can go for the van. 471 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,631 What? Hasn't Soldier got the keys? 472 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:20,638 Howard always kept an extra set on him. 473 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,504 We go ahead and make a run for it. 474 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:28,911 I got half a leg, two pints of blood. 475 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:30,575 I ain't running nowhere. 476 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,646 Okay. 477 00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,745 Trudy, you're gonna have to go. 478 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,053 Get the keys, 479 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,618 get the van, bring it over to the porch. 480 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:45,255 I'll carry him if I have to. 481 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:47,356 Go out there? 482 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,425 Well, he can't walk. 483 00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:54,200 I can't drag him if... and move. 484 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,333 Well, it's either that or... 485 00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,707 we're just gonna sit here and... 486 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,235 And bleed to death. 487 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,578 - Shit. - Shh. 488 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,311 I'm scared. 489 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,953 I'd be more worried if you weren't. 490 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,017 Leonard: Oh, hell. The way you stood up to Soldier, 491 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:18,655 this ought to be a piece of cake for a big ol' martyr like you. 492 00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,341 Yeah, you're not making this any easier, you know that? 493 00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,857 Hap. Hap. 494 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:28,329 We get through this, I'll never leave you again. 495 00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:40,313 That was just in case. 496 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,183 Yeah, okay. 497 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:46,524 Now you go and get those keys, huh? 498 00:39:00,305 --> 00:39:01,967 Shit. 499 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,636 Damn. 500 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,968 That's it. Come on, girl. 501 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,410 Okay, okay. Okay, got the keys. 502 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,309 Okay, come on. Come on, let's go. 503 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,714 Come on. 504 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:22,686 - That's it. - Good girl. 505 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:33,964 - Oh! - Sh... 506 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,096 Come on, girl. 507 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,769 Come on, girl. 508 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,671 - Come on. - Come on. 509 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:48,239 Come on! Come on, Trudy! Come on. 510 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,079 No, no. 32908

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