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Okay, um, up next,
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these two guys have been here
for the last couple weeks.
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Um...
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Um, they asked me
to read this.
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"Warning: If you want
your asses blown out,
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stay in the room."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Tenacious D!
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♪ So all the ladies
in the house say yeah ♪
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- Yeah.
- ♪ Come on ♪
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♪ You motherfuckers,
say a prayer ♪
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- Prayer.
- ♪ When you fight ♪
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♪ You gots to fight fair ♪
- Fair.
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♪ You motherfucker, oh,
you motherfucker ♪
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You know what time it is!
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♪ Tenacious D time,
you motherfucker, go ♪
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♪ Fuck yeah ♪
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This is a song called
"The History of Tenacious D,"
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and it's not just
a list of things
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that we've done
in the past.
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But it's also a chronicling
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of our rise to power!
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♪ We ride with kings
on mighty steeds ♪
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♪ Across the Devil's Plain ♪
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♪ We've walked with Jesus
and his cross ♪
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♪ He did not die in vain, no ♪
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♪ Kyle's fingers be silver ♪
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♪ Jack's voice,
then, be gold ♪
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♪ But lest you think ♪
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♪ We're vain ♪
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♪ We know it's open mic
night, we don't care ♪
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♪ Tenacious D,
we reign ♪
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♪ We reign supreme ♪
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Oh, God!
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♪ For real supreme ♪
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♪ And a chicken supreme ♪
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♪ And a nacho supreme ♪
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♪ Supreme, yeah ♪
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Go now, Kyle!
Go now, Kyle!
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Supreme!
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We rocked.
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We rocked so hard.
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Yeah.
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We rock.
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Screenmaster 5000.
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Hey, this is Jack Black
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and the Tenacious D hotline.
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Leave a message.
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Hey, Jack, Kyle,
you there?
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Okay, uh, this is Paul
at the club.
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Uh, great job the other night.
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Um, we want to have you guys
on next week's show.
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But, uh, you guys gotta
write a new song.
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'Cause that one song
you keep playing,
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we've heard a lot.
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So if you come up
with a new song,
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we'll see you in a week.
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If not, don't come.
Bye.
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Where do songs come from?
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Inspirado.
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I mean, I could 23 skidoo
you a song,
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I could zip-a-dee-doo-dah
you a song,
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but that would be false.
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It would be wrong.
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Jack, come on.
Let's just write a song.
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I mean, you can't
manufacture
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inspirado.
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It arises from a stillness,
a quietude.
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When your heart mingles
with your soul,
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and, oh, man,
they do the dance.
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The ancient--
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I swallowed a bug.
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Sometimes if you find
a rhythm, that's it.
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You've found the song.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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♪ Oh, put some stank on it ♪
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♪ Put some stank on it ♪
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Ba!
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Yeah.
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We're taping, right?
We're taping, right?
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- Yeah.
- We're taping, right?
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Gotta sure we got this
on tape!
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Ah!
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Always record,
always record.
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It looked like it was on.
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Sometimes you just
gotta clear your head,
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and the song finds you.
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"Rocket Sauce," take one.
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♪ Rocket, rocket ♪
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♪ All of my rocket sauce ♪
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♪ All of my fucking
rocket sauce ♪
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♪ All of my rocket sauce ♪
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♪ Hey! Rocket, rocket
all of my rocket sauce ♪
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♪ All of my... ♪
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Dude, that's
the ice cream song.
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I know, I know.
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Sometimes, you gotta
leave your zone of safety.
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You have to manufacture
inspirado.
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You gotta get out
of the apartment.
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You've got to run
with the wolves.
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You've got to dive
into the ocean
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and bite with the sharks.
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Or just treat yourself
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to a delicious hot fudge
sundae with nuts.
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Let's kick it!
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I'll say, "Kick it!"
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And you'll just kick it
with a tasty groove, okay?
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One, two, three, kick it.
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Kick it, come on.
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God damn it!
God! Kyle!
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Could you one time kick it?
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What the fuck?
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Jack, don't put it all on me.
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I've been sitting here,
waitin'!
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Okay, we've got a crucial,
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Clutch Cargo gig coming up,
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Kyle, you cocksucker!
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You don't give a shit!
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And I've been sitting around
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getting sick of your attitude,
you fucker!
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You fucking bitch!
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I don't think
I like your attitude.
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You fucker!
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You know what?
I quit!
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Why? Why? Shit! Why?
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♪ Last week ♪
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♪ Kyle quit the band ♪
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♪ Now we're back together ♪
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♪ Misunderstanding ♪
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♪ Didn't understand ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter,
now we're back together again ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ Couldn't split up
Kato and Nash ♪
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That's true.
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♪ Couldn't split up♪
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♪ Tango and Cash ♪
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♪ This is our song
of exultant joy ♪
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♪ Because we only came
to kick some ass ♪
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♪ Rock the fuckin' house
and kick some ass ♪
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♪ What we gonna do
with all the cash? ♪
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♪ Smoke hash ♪
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♪ And then we thrash ♪
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♪ We'll throw ♪
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♪ A big ol' bash, y'all ♪
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♪ And everyone is invited
to the bash ♪
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♪ And everyone, you're all
invited to the bash ♪
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Come on, Kyle.
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One time, come on!
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Damn, we barely made it out
of that one, huh, Kage?
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Yeah.
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Hey, I gotta ask you something.
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I can't make rehearsal
this weekend.
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Oh, okay,
we'll reschedule.
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What's your conflict anyways?
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Are you needed in Slumberland?
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No, it's kind of important.
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I have to attend
my sister's wedding.
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Aw, that's legit.
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In fact, I'm playing
during the reception.
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What? No! Kyle!
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No side projects.
You know the deal.
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Jack, it's my
sister's wedding.
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Yeah, well what about
our blood oath, Kyle?
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What if some big shit
record guy
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is at the fucking wedding,
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and he cuts you a deal
right there, huh?
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Next thing I know,
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I'm at the dentist's office,
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and I hear the mellow sounds
of the Kyle Gass Project
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coming over the radio!
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All the fucking work
I put in to nurturing you,
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and your diva fucking bullshit!
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Listening to all your crap,
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and then fucking covering up
all the holes,
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with a,
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or a.
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And that's all that I get?
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Fuck you!
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You fucking bitch!
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So you want to come
to the wedding
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and the D will play?
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No, but I appreciate
being asked.
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You may play, Kyle.
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You may play.
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My best to your sister.
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Kyle...
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If I was in a wheelchair,
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would you visit me, feed me,
brush my teeth?
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Yes.
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Would you read to me?
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Why couldn't you read?
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Just don't want to.
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Yes.
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Would you take
a bullet for me?
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No.
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Well, I killed!
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Did you see me?
- Oh, we're up?
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Oh, God!
- Did you see me?
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Killed.
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Okay.
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This next act asked me
to read this.
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"Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden,
and Molly Hatchet
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"could not be here tonight.
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"But they all had sex,
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"and are proud
to announce the birth
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of their two-headed baby,
Tenacious D."
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So Tenacious D!
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Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
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On lead vocal is me, JB.
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Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em.
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And there's a lot of possible
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"Backstage Betties"
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in the audience tonight.
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How's it going?
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♪ That's the first thing
I say to you ♪
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"How's it going?
Are you flowing?"
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Listen, honey...
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♪ Thinking 'bout a couple
things to say to you ♪
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♪ Showing, growing ♪
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♪ Man, I'd like
to place my hand ♪
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♪ upon your fucking sexy ass
and squeeze ♪
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♪ And squeeze ♪
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♪ Take off your blouse ♪
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♪ And your underpants ♪
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♪ Then take a look ♪
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♪ 'Cause here me and KG
come naked ♪
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♪ Out of the side hatch ♪
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♪ With the oils,
and perfume, and incense ♪
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♪ Now you're groovin' ♪
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♪ Put on a cool '70s groove ♪
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♪ A funky groove to fuck to ♪
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♪ A funky groove to fuck to ♪
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♪ You guessed it,
me, me and KG ♪
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♪ It's all about sex supreme ♪
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♪ We likes the cream dreams ♪
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♪ Have you ever
been worked on ♪
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♪ By two guys who are hot
for your snatch? ♪
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♪ That's what
I'm offering you ♪
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♪ You step into our room ♪
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♪ And then you smell
the perfumes ♪
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♪ You lay upon
our roundish bed ♪
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♪ And then you feel
a tickling on your head ♪
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♪ It's KG with the feather,
the French tickler ♪
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♪ Look out, baby,
he got the tools ♪
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♪ And then you feel something
down by your feet ♪
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♪ It's me, it's JB,
I'm sucking on your toes ♪
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♪ We don't mind
sucking on toes ♪
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♪ Good luck finding a boyfriend
who fucks toes ♪
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♪ Having sex with me and KG ♪
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♪ Now you're talking
double team ♪
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♪ Supreme ♪
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Booyah!
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Look at that.
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Dude, we rock.
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Hey, boys.
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You were incredible.
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Your songs,
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The way you, ah, moved!
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You did it.
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You blew me away.
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So which one of you assholes
is gonna fuck me?
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I will!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's not what we're about.
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Hey, don't confuse the art
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with the artist.
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I mean, yeah,
up on stage,
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I'm the shit.
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I'm Zeus,
I'm Elvis.
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But back here...
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I'm just plain ol' Jack.
273
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I ain't what you're looking
for, ba--
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Jack, what is up?
She was good to go!
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Kyle, my heart belongs
to another.
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Her name is Flarna,
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and she is a fucking flower,
dude.
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She's an angel in disguise.
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When I see her,
I get so nervous,
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I can't even talk to her.
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I want her to like me so bad,
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that I just
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Wow.
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00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,592
What's she like?
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00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,462
She's totally into Satan.
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00:15:41,662 --> 00:15:43,085
- You love Satan.
- I know!
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00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:44,509
She's got her spine pierced.
288
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:47,125
Dude, you're totally
into spinal piercing.
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00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,041
And she loves to clog!
290
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,217
Clog?
Yeah!
291
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,166
- You know what I'm--
- Dude, she sounds perfect.
292
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:55,342
Where'd you meet her?
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She works over at
Captain Ed's Records.
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- Captain Ed's.
- I know!
295
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,841
Hey, man.
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I gotta take off.
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00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,550
Kyle, listen.
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My relationship with Flarna
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will in no way affect
our friendship, ever.
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00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:10,133
You know what?
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00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,500
I want to give you something.
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00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,217
It's a friendship medallion.
303
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:20,375
This medallion, it means
we'll always be friends.
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00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,542
Forever.
305
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,650
Okay.
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00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:29,759
Gotta go.
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00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:30,966
- Kyle.
- Yeah?
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00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,342
- Friendship.
- Friendship!
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00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:35,208
Kyle, I'm gonna write
the Flarna Song.
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00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:42,542
♪ Flarna is an angel
in disguise ♪
311
00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:45,021
♪ Look into my eye ♪
312
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,417
Um, there are no
tickets on sale today,
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if that's what this is.
314
00:16:57,992 --> 00:16:59,416
Oh!
315
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,300
But what about for the, uh,
316
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,208
International Clogging
Championships?
317
00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:06,592
You like clogging?
318
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,083
Oh, jeez,
it's my biggest weakness,
319
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:11,062
outside of my love of Satan.
320
00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:12,739
- No way.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
321
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,217
Hey, uh, how late are you open?
322
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,709
Because I'm getting my spine
pierced later.
323
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,917
I don't even believe this!
324
00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:21,717
My spine is pierced,
325
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,608
and I'm totally into Satan.
326
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,300
- Really? No way!
- Oh my God!
327
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:29,358
♪ Flarna is an angel
in the sky ♪
328
00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:33,417
♪ She'll bring a teardrop
to my eye ♪
329
00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:42,717
Jack!
330
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,509
Hi, Kyle.
331
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,250
How's the clogging
coming along?
332
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,504
Hi, Flarna.
333
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,043
Hi...
334
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:55,383
Jack.
335
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,875
Oh, yeah, Jack!
You fixed my car!
336
00:17:59,075 --> 00:18:00,675
No, no.
337
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,625
We met at the thing.
338
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,509
Well, um...
339
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,000
I gotta go open the store.
340
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,383
I love her, dude.
341
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,333
♪ With karate,
I'll kick your ass ♪
342
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,041
♪ Here to Tiananmen Square ♪
343
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,550
♪ Oh, yeah, motherfucker ♪
344
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:29,166
♪ I'm gonna kick your
fucking derriere, yeah ♪
345
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,091
♪ You broke the rules ♪
346
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:35,667
♪ Now, I'll pull out all
your pubic hair ♪
347
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,604
Hi-ya!
348
00:18:52,679 --> 00:18:56,800
Ahh!
349
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:02,041
Magic flying fast food sack!
350
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,041
Magic spinning loose change!
351
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,250
Don't you dare touch her!
352
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,217
No!
353
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:57,792
Oh, no, Kyle, no!
354
00:19:57,992 --> 00:20:01,021
No!
355
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,050
Why?
356
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,983
♪ Kyle took a bullet for me ♪
357
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:09,917
♪ Now, I got
to rock for three ♪
358
00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:11,675
♪ KG and me ♪
359
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,625
♪ Don't forget
about Tenacious D ♪
360
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,592
♪ I took a bullet for JB ♪
361
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,296
♪ Now, I'm in heaven
and I can see ♪
362
00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,710
♪ Your decision
to rescue me ♪
363
00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,355
♪ Was definitely
Poops McGee ♪
364
00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:28,000
♪ No way, no, KG,
I disagree ♪
365
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,133
♪ Why? ♪
366
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,792
♪ Your decision
to rescue me ♪
367
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:31,925
Yeah?
368
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,191
♪ Was a decision
to set you free ♪
369
00:20:34,391 --> 00:20:36,258
♪ It was definitely
Poops McGee ♪
370
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,274
♪ Wait, this is fucking
with my head ♪
371
00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:41,824
♪ I totally thought
you was dead ♪
372
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:44,175
♪ Just remember
what you said ♪
373
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,333
♪ The medallion's made of
bulletproof lead ♪
374
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,008
Whoa!
375
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,041
- ♪ Kyle took a bullet for me ♪
- ♪ I took a bullet for JB ♪
376
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,258
♪ Now I got to rock
for three ♪
377
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,008
♪ Now I'm in heaven
and I can see ♪
378
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,083
- ♪ KG and me ♪
- ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
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00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,208
♪ Don't forget ♪
380
00:20:56,408 --> 00:21:01,834
♪ About Tenacious D ♪
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00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,966
If you'd like to read
382
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,795
about the people and places
in this week's episode,
383
00:21:11,995 --> 00:21:14,625
you'll want the full set
of Tenacious D encyclopedias.
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00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,342
36 leather-bound volumes
385
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,583
will arrive at your doorstep
every month
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00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,300
until you have
all 3,012 of them.
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00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,834
Guaranteed to kick the other
encyclopedia's asses.
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00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,270
Good night!
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00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,358
♪ We ride with kings
on mighty steeds ♪
390
00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:48,637
♪ Across the Devil's Plain ♪
391
00:21:48,837 --> 00:21:50,756
♪ We've walked with Jesus
and his cross ♪
392
00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:52,875
♪ He did not die in vain, no ♪
393
00:21:53,075 --> 00:21:54,458
♪ Kyle's fingers be silver ♪
394
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:55,791
♪ Jack's voice,
then, be gold ♪
395
00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:57,125
♪ But lest you think ♪
396
00:21:57,325 --> 00:21:58,675
♪ We're vain ♪
397
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,583
♪ We know it's pay cable
but we don't care ♪
398
00:22:00,783 --> 00:22:01,883
♪ Tenacious D ♪
399
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,129
♪ We reign ♪
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