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Previously on
"Resident Alien"...
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Get in!
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Maybe he's not dead.
- What?
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We have to go back and see.
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Joseph is an alien.
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They're real.
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They abduct people,
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and they don't remember.
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No!
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At least let me
remember this time.
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- Ah!
- Richard is back,
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and he is murder-y.
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I love him.
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I gave the ball to Robert,
but the Greys kidnapped him.
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And their stupid, beautiful
hybrids have it and my DNA.
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They can speed up their plans
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for the cavern at Yellowstone.
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I am building a bomb
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that can destroy the
Greys' spaceship.
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Some son of a bitch
stole my bomb.
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- Who would steal the bomb?
- Joseph.
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He must have slipped in
while I was sleeping.
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Handsome people, they think
they can just do anything.
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So the Greys have
your DNA and the ball.
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Mm.
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They could blow up Yellowstone
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and destroy the
Earth any minute.
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- Yeah.
- And if I send my forces in,
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the Greys will just freeze them?
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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It's over. I...
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I can't stop them.
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Has anyone seen my tablet?
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Oh, there it is.
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Bridget, you have had
enough screen time, okay?
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It's... me.
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No, no, no, this is my son.
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He is young, and he is still
experimenting with his look.
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Okay, terrible twos.
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Don't slam it, you...
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If your alien ship didn't
fly over that night,
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my father would still be alive.
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I spent my entire life
looking for aliens
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so that I can kill them
all and rid this Earth
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of all you monsters.
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This is my safe space.
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I'm feeling not safe.
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You know what I mean.
You're one of the good ones.
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One of the good ones?
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I caught you in a racism.
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It's too late.
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It's really over.
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No, it is not.
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I just need to get my bomb back
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and blow up the
Greys' spaceship.
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I have to find Joseph.
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It may take a little time.
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He travels by portal.
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What?
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What portal?
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The portal... portals.
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The Greys, it's how they get
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from place to place
and jump timelines.
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It's the same technology I used
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to go back in time
to become Goliath.
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I explained all of this to you.
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Sometimes I think you
do not listen to me.
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You know, my words matter.
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Don't worry.
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I'll find Joseph.
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Humans spend most of their
lives searching for something.
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Some days, it's a Grey hybrid
alien who stole your bomb.
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The next day, it's car keys.
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And some days, what
they're searching for
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is the strength to
tell someone they love
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that their world
is falling apart.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- I need to tell you...
- I need to tell you something.
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Sorry.
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No, you go.
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You ever have something
so crazy happen
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that you have no
idea what to do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I have.
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Hey.
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I may only have time to
do a few more of these.
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I'm finally here.
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I can see the Grey hybrids.
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Oh, they really are
so hot, it's scary.
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Maybe I'm... just scared.
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Look, I always thought
I was put here to ski,
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but maybe it's this.
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It's kind of like
avalanche control
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make an explosion to
prevent a disaster.
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Same, except on the mountain,
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there's not much chance that
I'm gonna blow myself up too.
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But hey, if I die
saving everyone,
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at least I'll know I
was here for a reason.
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And I know you'll
all be proud of me.
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Not pushing this, but
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big bronze statue
of me on a horse
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might be a nice tribute.
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It was D'arcy.
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She would not steal a bomb.
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There is not even
any vodka in it.
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Elliot said that she
came to his house
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and said she was
gonna do something big
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so that people would
be proud of her.
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This must be it.
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We have to find her.
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It was not her. It was Joseph.
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He stole the bomb!
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What bomb?
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Never mind. It was her.
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What the hell are
you doing here?
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Why, do you want
to drug me again?
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You want to be a dickhead again?
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Yeah, I do.
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Well, I don't, actually.
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Tell me what this formula does.
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And if you say anything
about ice cream,
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I'll know you might be lying.
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This formula allows the Greys
to make the Earth uninhabitable
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for everything
except their species.
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So not humans?
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No.
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And not half-humans?
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Yeah, no.
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Wait, you didn't even know
what your own plan was?
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I knew something was up.
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They were acting weird and
wouldn't make eye contact.
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Every time they would,
they would smile too big.
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Like when everyone is invited
to a party except you.
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Oh, God, I thought you didn't
want to go to Kayla's birthday.
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Of course I want to go
to Kalayla's birthday.
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It's Kayla. I've told
you that so many times.
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- Kaylala.
- Will you drop it?
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I can't believe they
were gonna let me die.
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After everything
I've done for them.
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I haven't had a day
off in seven years.
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That is horrible.
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Even Septids get two
weeks off a year.
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It isn't just the vacations.
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The per diem is shit.
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We have the worst health plan.
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You know, when I got in a fight
with a Lepticon last year,
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cut my hand, I was out of
pocket for the stitches.
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- That's horrible.
- Yeah.
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Had you met your deductible?
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Can we please stop talking
about health care, okay?
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D'arcy is in danger.
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The world could end any day now.
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Today, actually.
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- Today?
- They gave your ball to Frank
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and told him to fill the
chamber at Yellowstone
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with water.
- Oh, my God.
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We can help you defeat
this son of a bitch Frank.
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- How?
- I built a bomb.
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And her clown-haired
friend, she stole it.
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With the... the
stupid-looking...
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Oh, stop it. God.
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She's headed to Yellowstone
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because she's gonna
do something stupid.
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But if you could
help us find her,
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then we could use the
bomb and stop them.
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It may be too late.
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We have to try. Joseph, please.
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Look, I... I know that there is
a human part of you that cares.
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I saw it the night
that we went out
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you know, before you
threatened to kill me.
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- Oh.
- This planet, it's your home.
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It's life. It matters.
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Harry gets it. Tell him, Harry.
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If you help us,
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Asta will date you again.
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Or we could just focus
on the planet part.
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- She's playing hard to get.
- Oh...
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You'll get there. Come on.
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I'm not gonna die
for these bastards.
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Let's date.
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Do it. Let's do it.
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- Yes.
- And you should definitely
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send in that receipt
for the stitches.
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It's too late. You
only have a year.
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Backdate it.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'll let you guys work this out.
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- They would never...
- Never know.
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Fine. Aliens are abducting us?
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So what?
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You know, maybe this is good.
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Good? They've been
kidnapping you for 30 years.
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It's better to know, you know?
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We can make a plan,
get our daughter back.
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We don't need to go crazy.
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You know, we can
be smart about it.
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First things first.
- What are you doing?
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Covering the house in tinfoil.
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We need help. We need to,
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I don't know, call the
Pentagon or something.
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Oh, no. We can call
your Uncle Jim.
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He works at the State House.
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He's a custodian.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, God.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I was... I was praying.
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- Yep.
- Oh, God.
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Okay?
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Ben, can you come
and help me pray
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in... in the closet?
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What if they're abducting Max?
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Oh, God, do you think they are?
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If they're taking both of
us, maybe he has a chip too.
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- Oh, no.
- We've got to find a way to
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to check him without
him finding out.
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Yeah, okay, I think there's a
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there's a metal detector
in here somewhere.
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- Oh.
- God, what is that smell?
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You... you've been getting
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some candle returns
from your Etsy shop.
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I di... I didn't know
where else to put them.
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Hurtful.
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What is that?
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What's going on?
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♪ Can't seem to get
my mind off of you ♪
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♪ Back here at home,
there's nothing to do ♪
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♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
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♪ Vacation, had to get away
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♪ Vacation, meant
to be spent alone ♪
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♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
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♪ Vacation, had to get away
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♪ Vacation, meant
to be spent alone ♪
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Okay, I made it this far.
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Only thing left to do is
wait for the portal to open
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and then, I guess,
step onto a spaceship.
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Very normal thing to say.
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Also, I might be insane.
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So this will be my last video.
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The most important thing
is that I, D'arcy Blue,
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can single-handedly
save the world.
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And I can't stress this enough.
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It is a small A after
the D, not a capital one.
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Okay, so it's capital
D, apostrophe...
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♪ Vacation, have to get away ♪
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♪ Vacation, meant
to be spent alone ♪
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Holy shit.
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So how you doing, sweetie? Huh?
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You... you having a good day?
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Yeah? Oh, I missed you.
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Give Mommy a hug.
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Okay.
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Hey, buddy.
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What do you say we
do some detector-ing?
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Maybe hit the old-person
beach at the lake again?
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Yeah.
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Why are you guys being so weird?
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Well, the truth is...
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00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,900
The school called, and,
262
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,423
and someone in your
class has lice.
263
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,295
So we... we got
to check you out.
264
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,513
I can't have lice.
265
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:20,950
That's how people get nicknames.
266
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,126
We still call Will
Hawley "Billy Bugs."
267
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,649
I would have gone with
"Crawly Hawley," but...
268
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,303
Yeah, come on. Let's
go to the bathroom.
269
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,155
I'll... I'll check you out.
270
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,961
Sir...
271
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,310
Look, I don't want to
hear searching this woods
272
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,834
is a waste of time because
Joseph is some alien
273
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,662
who was beamed up onto
his spaceship, okay?
274
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,142
So if that's what
you're gonna say,
275
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,057
I'd rather you just
tell me that, you know,
276
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,668
you think my... my soap makes
me smell like a fresh houseplant
277
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,496
or... or you're impressed
with the musculature
278
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,846
of Cletus' haunches.
279
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,326
Is there a third choice?
280
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:52,285
Deputy, these woods are
Joseph's only way out of here.
281
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,635
You saw how hard Ben hit him.
282
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,376
No human man walks
away from that.
283
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,595
Who said he walked?
284
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,857
Some people think the
most efficient form
285
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,685
of human transportation
is rolling.
286
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,166
Are you the some
in "some people"?
287
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,994
Well, let's just say when
I was in fifth grade,
288
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:07,474
I did 40 miles per hour
rolling down Pike's Hill.
289
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,389
My elbows, they still
sound like a bag of chains
290
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,695
when I do push-ups.
291
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,827
And I ain't talking 50¢ pieces.
292
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,351
I'm talking dimes.
293
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,376
Come on, boy.
294
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,363
Max doesn't have a chip.
295
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:27,364
Oh, thank God.
296
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,279
Okay, okay.
297
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,715
We need to get ours taken out.
298
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,064
- What?
- Harry won't do it.
299
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,284
He said mine is too close
to a nerve or something,
300
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,372
but I... I don't care.
301
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,287
We need to get
these taken out now.
302
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,660
Well, what about our baby?
303
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,379
We're gonna get her back, okay?
304
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,815
We're gonna find a way.
305
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,146
But I need to make sure
that you and Max are safe.
306
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,410
Okay.
307
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,695
It's gonna be okay.
308
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,914
We'll take care of it.
309
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,090
Yeah, we're gonna
take care of it.
310
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,397
Yeah, I'm gonna
call Dr. Smallwood.
311
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,920
You know, she can do it.
312
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,077
Good.
313
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,363
Oh, and ask her
if she does lice.
314
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,563
Max's head is filled with it.
315
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,113
Oh, wait.
316
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,419
We don't even know
where D'arcy is.
317
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,463
I do.
318
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,683
Here is the plan.
319
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,598
One, you're going to
portal us to the tunnels
320
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,121
underneath Yellowstone.
321
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,949
Two, I will stop them from using
322
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,951
my alien ball on the caldera.
323
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,085
Three, we're gonna climb
up this little ladder
324
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,914
to this sort of trailer,
sort of mobile home thing
325
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,958
they got up there.
326
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,568
It's like their headquarters.
327
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,918
Okay.
328
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,615
That's where the portal
is to the spaceship.
329
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,834
Four, we're gonna
portal aboard the ship.
330
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,512
And five, we're
gonna blow it up.
331
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,883
And find D'arcy.
332
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,474
We'll see how we're
doing on time.
333
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,802
All right, you are not going.
334
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,282
Thank you, Bridget.
335
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,631
It is too dangerous.
336
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,198
Screw that. I want
to find D'arcy.
337
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,547
No.
338
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,288
Six, I will find her.
339
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:09,379
Seven, you stay here
and order some pizza.
340
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,511
Eight, don't put your
hands on your hips
341
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:12,817
and look at me like that.
342
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:16,995
And number nine,
do not follow us.
343
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,476
Okay, you're right.
344
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,260
You can follow me.
345
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,436
Son of a bitch.
346
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,767
- Oh!
- Whee!
347
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,488
I'm going to stop them from
filling the cavern with water.
348
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,881
No, we're climbing the ladder
to get to the ship portal
349
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,100
to get D'arcy.
350
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,710
No, no, your
strawberry-haired friend
351
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,842
has to wait.
352
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,887
Saving the Earth
is more important.
353
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,871
Make sure that nothing
happens to her.
354
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,308
Ugh!
355
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,357
The water is filling quickly.
There isn't much time.
356
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,274
Hey.
357
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,017
Get ready.
358
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:04,173
You are making his
jacket all dirty.
359
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,373
Hurry up. I found
son of a bitch Frank.
360
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,962
Oh.
361
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,205
Oh, the portal.
362
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,691
Asta!
363
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:24,869
- Come on.
- Ow!
364
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,379
Excuse me.
365
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:40,624
I hate to bother you, but
I need to use your portal.
366
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,909
Oh, shit. Shit.
367
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,128
Do you have an
extra one of those
368
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,955
little remote control things?
369
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,219
He has one.
370
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,265
Oh.
371
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,397
Mine now.
372
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:57,487
Okay, I'm coming
for you, D'arce.
373
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,295
Here we go.
374
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,950
Found it.
375
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,368
You got this down here?
- I got it.
376
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,109
You will stop the
Yellowstone explosion thing?
377
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,980
Yeah.
378
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,026
Good, good, good. Good. Good.
379
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,247
All right, you just keep...
doing what you're doing.
380
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,839
And maybe we circle
back at the cabin later.
381
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,427
We'll just circle back.
382
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,471
Circle back.
383
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,777
Okay.
384
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,019
Come on, Bridget.
385
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,766
Oh, no.
386
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,353
No!
387
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,661
Asta?
388
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,010
Oh, God.
389
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,533
Oh, my God, are you okay?
390
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:28,752
Yeah.
391
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,319
No.
392
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,016
Okay, well, I'm here now, okay?
393
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,322
Yeah. Yeah.
394
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,845
Oh, God, I'm so
glad you're here.
395
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,890
- I was so worried about you.
- Me too.
396
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,655
We're gonna be okay, I promise.
397
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,515
Oh.
398
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:53,951
Hello.
399
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,562
Have either of you seen a
woman come through here?
400
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,824
She has dark hair.
401
00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:00,436
She's wearing a cow skin jacket.
402
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,567
You know what?
403
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:02,612
Never mind.
404
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,203
I'll find her.
405
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,902
This way.
406
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:15,929
Redwoods.
407
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,409
Now, see, that's a tree.
408
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,195
Do you know there's no limit
to how tall they can get?
409
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,109
Hell, if I live long enough,
410
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,242
I could climb one of them
right into outer space.
411
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,418
Plus, trees, they
put out oxygen.
412
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,855
So I got that whole "what
to breathe in space" problem
413
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,335
solved right there.
414
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,989
Space sounds good right now
415
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,623
because no one can
hear you scream.
416
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,327
- You hear that?
- Yeah.
417
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,830
Lena, you could
have been killed.
418
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,266
You're the one who
could have been killed.
419
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,050
I could have gotten killed too.
420
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,313
What are you doing here?
421
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,097
Well, I could say
that I got a call
422
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,404
about two people with guns
wandering around the woods
423
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,014
and came to investigate.
424
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,450
But then I'd say
you're 50 miles away
425
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,756
from your jurisdiction
426
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,018
and you never would have
been called for this.
427
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,541
Then because of your
interrogation skills,
428
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,195
I'd be forced to admit
that I've been tracking you
429
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:07,807
because I'm...
worried about you.
430
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,288
Well, thanks for caring.
431
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,204
Truth is, we're
tracking someone too.
432
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,510
Probably about all I should say.
433
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,815
We're tracking an alien,
434
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,295
possibly a human-alien hybrid.
435
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,819
- You're joking.
- I never joke about aliens.
436
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,212
There's no such thing as aliens.
437
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,214
It's just disinformation
spread by the government
438
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,303
to cover up their
gene-splicing program.
439
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,174
Finally, somebody gets it.
440
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,524
See, if I didn't think
you were perfect before,
441
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,395
I sure as hell do now.
442
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,744
Oh, yeah?
443
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,181
So you think I'm perfect?
444
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:37,315
I'll take Cletus for a walk.
445
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,534
Come on.
446
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,318
Well, you know, none
of us are perfect,
447
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,321
though I come pretty close.
448
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,149
But I've spent a
lot of time thinking
449
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,979
that maybe you come
really close too.
450
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,459
Keep talking.
451
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:51,808
You're doing good.
452
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,854
Truth is, I really do
care about you, and
453
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:58,336
it shouldn't be as hard for
me to say that as it is.
454
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,860
But I really would like
to see what happens
455
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:03,863
if I said it more often.
456
00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:06,605
Try it.
457
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,390
- I really do care about you.
- Sorry, sir.
458
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,218
Cletus just pooped,
and I don't have a bag.
459
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,872
Deputy, I'm in the
middle of a thing here.
460
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,091
We're in the woods.
Just leave it.
461
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,527
It's kind of a walking path.
462
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,312
- Kick it off to the side.
- Right, sorry.
463
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,357
- Yeah.
- Come on.
464
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,054
Come on.
465
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:23,970
I know I can come on strong.
466
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:27,060
I don't expect you
to be the same way.
467
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:31,238
I just... I need you to
meet me in the middle.
468
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:35,373
I think the middle would
be a great place to start.
469
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,722
Cletus.
470
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,202
Oh, Deputy. Hold on.
471
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:39,812
Wait, I forgot.
472
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,118
I do have a baggie.
473
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,728
Oh, I don't need it anymore.
474
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:45,929
I'm at the "throw away
my shoes" phase of this.
475
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,258
Could have told
me about your dad.
476
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,956
I would have been there for you.
477
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,001
You shouldn't have to.
478
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:57,439
Remember the day we
met in kindergarten
479
00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,832
when I asked you if you would
give me a piggyback ride?
480
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,747
You didn't ask.
481
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:05,055
You just jumped on my back
and said, green light, go.
482
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:06,472
And you did.
483
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:10,190
You ran all the way to the gym.
484
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,105
Of course I did.
485
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:14,107
I'd never heard anyone
laugh like that.
486
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,283
And I didn't want it to stop.
487
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,547
I don't want you to look at me
488
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:21,027
like I'm a weight
you're holding.
489
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:24,379
No wonder you grew up thinking
you had to take care of people.
490
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,164
I'm your villain origin story.
491
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:31,342
Okay, I know that
I'm a caretaker
492
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,650
because sometimes I don't
want to look at my own shit.
493
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:37,957
But sometimes when I
take care of people,
494
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,177
that is taking care of me.
495
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,179
That day was the first
time I heard you laugh,
496
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:45,138
and every time I've heard
you laugh since, it just
497
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,600
it gives me everything I need.
498
00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:51,623
I love you.
499
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:54,844
This is all my fault.
500
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:59,568
We're gonna be okay, okay?
501
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:11,338
- Hey.
- Hey.
502
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,992
How'd it go up there?
503
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,429
It's out.
504
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,868
You know, for the first time
in my life, I feel free.
505
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,173
I'm so happy.
506
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,132
Yeah, me too.
507
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,854
Okay, Dr. Smallwood's
ready for you.
508
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,662
I'm not doing it.
509
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,272
What?
510
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,491
I wanted to take it out.
511
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:36,929
I... I was... I was
desperate to, but
512
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:42,108
after I got hypnotized and
I saw our baby, I just...
513
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,569
I just can't.
514
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,505
But you just let
me take mine out?
515
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:51,857
They have been taking
you your whole life.
516
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,904
I want you to have peace.
517
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:58,888
But this chip is my only
connection to our daughter.
518
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,390
And I can't leave her up there.
519
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,828
I can't let them
keep taking you.
520
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:10,136
Ben, I want them to, okay?
521
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,530
They are going to take me again.
522
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,054
And when they do,
523
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,492
I'm going to fight.
524
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,910
And I'm not gonna stop
until we get our baby back.
525
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,546
♪ Ooh
526
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,548
♪ It's time again
527
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:34,315
♪ I must be on my way
528
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:43,692
♪ Another day has
come and gone ♪
529
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,501
♪ I'm afraid that I can't stay ♪
530
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:51,743
Are you scared?
531
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,571
You don't seem scared.
532
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,573
I'm trying to figure out
how to get out of here.
533
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,096
We've been here for hours.
534
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,184
Did you bring your toothbrush?
535
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,882
Yes, that's a great idea.
536
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,711
We'll make it into a knife,
and then I'll call the guard in
537
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,321
and you shiv him.
538
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,583
No.
539
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:06,584
I don't know how long
we're gonna be here,
540
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:07,759
and I really need to brush.
541
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:08,934
You were gonna use mine?
542
00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:10,980
You weren't gonna let me?
543
00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,677
There is no escape.
544
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:13,833
Well, that's terrifying.
545
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,638
Love the cloak.
546
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,509
You smell so good.
547
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,771
Come on over to my side.
548
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:21,381
Why would we do that?
549
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:22,711
So I can eat you.
550
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,255
I'll start with D'arcy.
551
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:28,238
Oh, you look spicy.
552
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,219
- Asta!
- Harry!
553
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,506
- Thank God.
- Harry!
554
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,099
Good luck finding lunch.
555
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,970
I hate your cloak.
556
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,451
- Where is the bomb?
- They took it.
557
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,845
Also, my backpack which
was my favorite, so...
558
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,498
They took it after you took it.
559
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,804
I wouldn't have had to take it
560
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:53,805
if you were doing your job
561
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:55,328
instead of crying
into a pizza box
562
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,634
about your bird girlfriend.
- Oh!
563
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,983
Hey, stop it.
564
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,463
We have to find our way
out of here, please.
565
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,794
Bridget and I need
to find that bomb.
566
00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:09,018
That could complicate things.
567
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,390
Robert, my son, I thought
I might see you here.
568
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:16,349
I'm not your son, and what...
what are you doing here?
569
00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:18,177
Well, we came to
blow up the ship.
570
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,639
You remember your
brother, Bridget?
571
00:27:22,205 --> 00:27:23,530
He is your brother.
572
00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:25,489
Families come in all
shapes and sizes.
573
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:28,231
Wait, so you knew I was here
574
00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:30,953
and you were gonna blow
up the ship anyway?
575
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:34,585
I feel like you're
twisting my words.
576
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,543
No, that's what you said.
577
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,893
The Greys took the
bomb, but we need you
578
00:27:37,917 --> 00:27:40,156
to help us go to the portal.
579
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,941
The alarm disengages
the portals up here.
580
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,856
There's a better way out.
581
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,903
I know where their ships are.
582
00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:50,035
Follow me.
- Okay.
583
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,341
That's messed up, man.
584
00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:53,584
You did not call or write!
585
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,737
- Go, go, go!
- Find your target!
586
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:27,986
Got him.
587
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,031
Be careful.
588
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:30,423
We need him alive.
589
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,251
Two days ago, you said
you wanted him dead
590
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,949
and you were gonna eat
lunch out of his skull.
591
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,191
Alive.
592
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,389
You're back.
593
00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,894
Am I supposed to be scared?
594
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:54,645
I should have killed you
better the first time.
595
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,780
Ow.
596
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:12,141
You might want to
take a look at this.
597
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,579
There's a spike in
his brain activity.
598
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,061
No!
599
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,957
Where is my son?
600
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:27,766
What did he just say?
601
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,314
Give me my son!
602
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:36,751
His consciousness is back.
603
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,275
How is that even possible?
604
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,277
- It's not.
- Where is he?
605
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,669
Maybe cellular memories.
606
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,715
Mitochondrial
storage of the self.
607
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,412
The implications in
dementia research...
608
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,612
- Kill him.
- Light him up!
609
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,249
This way.
610
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,730
What kind of alien was in
that jail cell, anyway?
611
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:00,862
Yeah.
612
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,646
And why did he know my name?
613
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,952
That's a Mantid.
614
00:30:03,976 --> 00:30:05,431
They're shape-shifters.
Don't talk to them.
615
00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:06,868
Don't... don't even
get close to them.
616
00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,173
They get inside your head.
617
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,914
- Huh?
- He wouldn't last a day.
618
00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,394
Son, I remember now.
619
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,091
I did text you. I did.
620
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,006
I texted you and
said, hey, buddy,
621
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,834
are you still on the ship?
622
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,141
I might blow it up.
You may want to bounce.
623
00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:21,186
And then I put emoji.
624
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:22,448
I was gonna do a thumb,
625
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,842
but they don't
have purple thumbs,
626
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,826
so I used the eggplant.
627
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,198
And the aliens are also wizards.
628
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:34,460
Don't let them touch
you with those things.
629
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:35,722
I wasn't planning on it.
630
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,270
You should all hide.
631
00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:40,771
Bridget and I will
take care of this.
632
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:42,773
Hello, Greys!
633
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,514
This is my baby.
634
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:47,038
He just got five
new teeth today.
635
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,823
He wants to show them to you.
636
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,022
Go get 'em, Bridget.
637
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,132
Ya-ha!
638
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,699
Get it!
639
00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:57,527
Let's play tug-of-war.
640
00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:59,746
I'm going to stick
my hand up your ass
641
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:03,315
and puppet you like you
belong on public television.
642
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,970
Tell me the alphabet.
643
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:07,232
Where do you think you're going?
644
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,668
Hey, get back here.
645
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,670
Oh, this one is
pregnant, I think.
646
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:11,957
Are these eggs?
647
00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:16,198
What about you? Hey,
Bridget, get the other one.
648
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,590
Holy shit.
649
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,462
He's trying to get away.
Here, rip his leg off.
650
00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:21,116
Ow! Now beat it.
651
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,490
Beat it to death, yes.
652
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:28,079
Oh, you can come out now.
653
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,365
Hey.
654
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:32,779
Jesus!
655
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:33,868
He is so cute.
656
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,260
I bet he tries to
bury that thing.
657
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,045
D'arce? Where's D'arcy?
658
00:31:37,069 --> 00:31:38,611
We have to get to
the launch bay.
659
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,265
No, I'm not leaving
without her. D'arcy!
660
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,180
Bridget and I have
to find that bomb.
661
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:44,400
I will find D'arcy
too. I promise.
662
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,271
You have to get to safety.
663
00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:47,664
No, Harry.
664
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,231
Harry!
665
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,779
Go!
666
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:54,347
God.
667
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:11,406
Kate?
668
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,386
D'arcy?
669
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,736
Oh!
670
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,000
Oh, my God.
671
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,392
What are you doing here?
672
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:21,437
Hey.
673
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:22,612
Have they been
abducting you too?
674
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,962
No, no. I... I kind
of abducted myself.
675
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,703
What? Long story.
676
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,772
I know a way out.
677
00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:45,026
You've got to help me.
678
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,810
They took my baby.
679
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:47,985
They took Max?
680
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,248
No, my baby.
681
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:51,467
When I was pregnant,
682
00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,730
they stole her from me.
683
00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:56,037
And now they've just
been bringing me up here.
684
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,256
But I know where
they keep the babies.
685
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,563
Please, please,
you got to help me.
686
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,241
- You...
- No, please.
687
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,920
Yeah. Yeah.
688
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,487
I'm with you.
689
00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:12,792
Let's go.
690
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:14,490
Hey.
691
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:15,665
If we make it out of here,
692
00:33:15,689 --> 00:33:17,058
I'm not gonna
remember any of this.
693
00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,147
So
694
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,042
Thank you.
695
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,260
Peekaboo.
696
00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:47,871
I love you so much.
697
00:33:47,895 --> 00:33:49,699
Mommy's right here.
698
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:51,290
This is messed up.
699
00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:56,140
I don't see her.
700
00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,837
This is a nightmare.
701
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,342
Thought this is just a
shitty sci-fi cliché.
702
00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,875
Mommy loves you.
703
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:22,210
- Baby.
- You're so wonderful.
704
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,105
We will always be together.
705
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:32,481
You're getting so big.
706
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:35,310
I will always protect you.
707
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:40,315
Oh, God.
- Mommy loves you.
708
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,274
I love you so much.
709
00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:45,189
My precious little boy.
710
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,085
Aren't you a pretty baby?
711
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:54,242
What the hell is
taking them so long?
712
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,832
They'll be here.
713
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,333
Screw this.
714
00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,054
I'm gonna find her myself.
715
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:08,299
Aren't you a pretty baby?
716
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:09,431
Mommy's right here.
717
00:35:09,455 --> 00:35:10,693
Where is she?
718
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:11,868
It's gonna be okay, sweetie.
719
00:35:11,892 --> 00:35:12,999
- D'arcy?
- Come on.
720
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,699
You're my precious little girl.
721
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:19,528
You are the sweetest
little girl.
722
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:22,183
You are so wonderful.
723
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,099
I love you so much.
724
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,341
Oh, there she is!
725
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:36,351
Run, D'arcy!
726
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,899
No! No!
727
00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:45,075
No! Please!
728
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,946
Give me my baby!
729
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:49,079
Please don't do this!
730
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,061
I'm her mother!
731
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,129
Mommy's right here.
732
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,741
You're getting so big.
733
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,246
Oh, look at your
pretty little eyes.
734
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:14,409
I should just kill
you right here
735
00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:16,280
for infiltrating my base
736
00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,456
and murdering my team.
737
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,546
You're quite the dangerous man.
738
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,964
But, then, you're not
actually a man, are you?
739
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:29,424
I just destroyed the
Greys' Yellowstone plan.
740
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:33,254
They're gonna kill me anyway, so
741
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,212
go ahead and do it first.
742
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:37,388
Can't.
743
00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:39,545
You have something I want.
744
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,851
What?
745
00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:44,854
A portal.
746
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,269
D'arcy?
747
00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,271
D'arcy, where are you?
748
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:54,386
♪ Vacation, meant
to be spent alone ♪
749
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,172
- D'arcy.
- Run!
750
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,675
Hey! You're leaving without us?
751
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,286
Yeah, I told him not
to shut the door.
752
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,852
We have to leave.
753
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,182
Shut the door.
754
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:11,466
There's nothing
down there for me.
755
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,858
My father's gone. Go.
756
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:14,449
I'll try to hold them off.
- Robert!
757
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,084
Where's Bridget?
758
00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,173
I do not want to
talk about Bridget.
759
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:24,914
Bridget is gone.
760
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:25,939
We have to leave.
761
00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,596
You're holding a baby.
762
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,426
Long story.
763
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,460
Okay.
764
00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:50,964
At least we made
it off the ship.
765
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,360
Except it's not a ship.
766
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,366
Oh, my God.
767
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:07,285
Oh, that's not good.
768
00:38:08,938 --> 00:38:10,089
Oh!
769
00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:11,985
They sent a ship after us.
770
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,097
They're shooting.
771
00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,273
What's the plan here?
772
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,448
If we make it to
Earth's atmosphere,
773
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,667
they may turn back
to avoid detection.
774
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:25,757
A-and what if they don't?
775
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:29,132
Either we kill them,
or they kill us.
776
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:37,856
♪ Every light is on
777
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,684
You do know that
meeting me in the middle
778
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,990
was a figure of speech?
779
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,122
I'm looking at that county line,
780
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,689
and I see I'm about
3 feet on your side.
781
00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:47,692
So I feel like I've
gone above and beyond.
782
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,912
Well, maybe if you find
your alien in the forest,
783
00:38:49,936 --> 00:38:51,827
you can come all the way
to Jessup to tell me.
784
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,524
The day I tell you
I done seen an alien
785
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:54,917
is the day you lock
me in a padded cell.
786
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,745
Sheriff?
787
00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:58,050
Come in, Sheriff.
788
00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,225
A motorist called
about an explosion
789
00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:01,706
at that old high
school off of 146.
790
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,708
Might be those kids again.
791
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:06,102
Copy. I'm nearby.
I'm on the way.
792
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,800
So... what do you think,
dinner tomorrow night?
793
00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:10,498
Your town or mine?
794
00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:12,674
- Yours, of course.
- Oh, good answer.
795
00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:16,286
Oh, I like good answers.
796
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,245
♪ Baby, won't you come on home ♪
797
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,464
All right.
798
00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:21,813
♪ Baby, won't you come on home ♪
799
00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:23,361
- I'll call you later.
- You better.
800
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,300
So I've been on a spaceship.
801
00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:32,955
You know, Paris doesn't
seem as big a priority now.
802
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:35,261
Paris is still worth it.
803
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:37,002
Okay.
804
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:39,483
I know I've been giving
you a hard time in the past
805
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,399
about not taking care of Asta.
806
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,359
But you saved her life.
I'll never forget that.
807
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,925
New rule here.
808
00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:51,016
Harry Vanderspeigle gets
free pie whenever he wants.
809
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,584
Dad, he doesn't
pay for it anyway.
810
00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,654
It was the gesture.
811
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:03,855
Hey, I'm really
sorry about Bridget.
812
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,989
That has to be the hardest
thing in the world.
813
00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:08,101
I do not care.
814
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,775
I deal with death all the time.
815
00:40:10,799 --> 00:40:12,235
I am a doctor.
816
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,692
I have to go to
work this morning
817
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,172
at 9:00 a.m. at the clinic.
818
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:20,002
I'll probably see
death there too.
819
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:21,003
Oh.
820
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,874
Okay, but do not blame yourself.
821
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:25,137
You did everything
that you could.
822
00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:26,704
Here you go.
823
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,011
- Ah.
- Ooh, fresh pie.
824
00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:30,776
Mm.
825
00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:35,127
Yuck, ew.
826
00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:40,544
Okay, now I know he's upset.
827
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:42,372
Probably for the best.
828
00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:45,897
If I had to give him free
pie, I'd go out of business.
829
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,421
We have a joke on my planet.
830
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,902
What is the best way to
cloak a ship above Earth?
831
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:52,469
You do not need
to, because humans
832
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:53,905
are too afraid to look up.
833
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:57,106
It is funnier in my language.
834
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,087
♪ We build our hopes up high ♪
835
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:05,264
♪ Perchance to someday fly
836
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:09,834
♪ Across the clear blue
sky to someplace new ♪
837
00:41:09,858 --> 00:41:11,749
But I have discovered
that humans
838
00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:14,273
can actually be very brave.
839
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,711
My people risk our
lives constantly,
840
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:20,279
but that is not brave,
because we do not fear death.
841
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:23,587
Humans are terrified to
die, but they will risk
842
00:41:23,611 --> 00:41:26,503
their precious lives anyway.
843
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,200
♪ It's the thief
844
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:31,900
Sometimes they risk their
lives for someone they love.
845
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,337
Your neck still sore?
846
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:37,949
I'm fine.
847
00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:39,473
You don't remember anything?
848
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,301
♪ Oh, what a
849
00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:43,564
No.
850
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,262
♪ Beautiful world
851
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:50,159
Sometimes they risk their
lives to love themselves more.
852
00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:12,593
Sometimes they are
willing to risk it all
853
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:15,944
because they think there is
a better life somewhere else.
854
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,555
♪ We live our legends down
855
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,427
♪ Wake up in lost and found
856
00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:26,935
♪ Become that highway
sound and roll on through ♪
857
00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,787
♪ Oh, what a
858
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:38,811
♪ Beautiful world
859
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,391
What the hell is this?
860
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:08,411
And sometimes it is
to find the truth.
861
00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:30,477
Holy shit.
862
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,200
This is stupid.
863
00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:40,506
He's your buddy, and
buddies have fights.
864
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,465
Then they make up.
865
00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:45,468
I really hate to say this,
but he's been good for you.
866
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,078
Fine.
867
00:43:47,102 --> 00:43:49,646
Maybe that is what humans
are really searching for,
868
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:52,127
another human who is
willing to risk their life
869
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,912
for something or
someone they care about,
870
00:43:54,936 --> 00:43:57,896
for someone who
may be in trouble.
871
00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:02,988
Max has something to say to you.
872
00:44:13,607 --> 00:44:17,524
Because someday that
someone might be you.
873
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,461
This is some bullshit!
874
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:23,941
Bullshit!
875
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:26,901
♪ Oh, what a
876
00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:32,017
♪ Beautiful world
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