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Mami!
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Mami, where's my biology textbook?
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I was studying, then I fell asleep
for two seconds, and it was gone.
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Does it have a tree and an Earth
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- and the lightning?
- Yes!
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- It's in your hand.
- Oh!
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I need it to
study for my stupid test on Tuesday.
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Wait, wait, wait, what day is it?
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I showered on Thursday,
so today must be...
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Monday.
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Mami!
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I have so much to put in my brain
before tomorrow.
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Why? Why does a nurse practitioner have
to know about the life cycle of plants?
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I'm not trying to give CPR to a carrot!
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And we're out of coffee!
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And I don't have time to go shopping,
because after work,
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I'll probably have to drive Elena
to another one of her gay protests.
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I'm not trying to be insulting...
but a lot of them are about gay stuff.
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And then, after my test, I have to
take papito to his cello lesson.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Did we pay his cello teacher?
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Because she sent me three e-mails,
and now I'm not sure what we owe.
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I don't trust that lady, Ma.
She never blinks.
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Okay, come on, everybody, let's go!
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Oh, that bath really woke me up.
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It started off as a shower,
but then I fell asleep.
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I even managed to shave one leg.
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I'm coming for you next, lefty.
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What, what is this?
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When I said take the trash out, I meant
out of the apartment, not out of the can.
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Maybe you can show me for next time.
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Maybe I can give your PlayStation
to Goodwill.
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I don't have time to argue, all right?
Let's go.
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Elena! Man, you guys are moving slower
than phosphorous through biomass!
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- Yes!
- Oh!
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Did you make the appointment
to get my braces off?
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You said you'd do it two weeks ago.
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Just eat a lot of taffy,
they'll come off on their own.
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Mom, please.
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All right, all right.
Let me put it on the to-do list.
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Mom, after school can you drive me
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to march with
the Lesbians Against Fracking?
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I'm sorry, baby, there's no way.
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There's no way that's a real thing.
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Queer women don't like
our tap water catching fire
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any more than anyone else does.
It really matters!
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I know, baby,
but so did the Women's March,
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the Immigration March,
the Science March...
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Ay, listen to your mother.
This is march madness!
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You know, I did like the Women's March.
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I looked very nice
in that pink pussycat hat.
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That's right.
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And we really showed the patriarchy
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that men can no longer strut around
with zero self-awareness,
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and shove their
masculinity in our faces.
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Hey, guys.
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Schneider, would you please knock...
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my eyes out.
What the hell are you wearing?
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Oh, this? Yeah, it's
my new work uniform.
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You're hired.
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Oh, Lydia, I was actually inspired
by you teaching dance
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to become an educator myself.
I started teaching spinning.
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Isn't spinning
riding a stationary bike?
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Why are you wearing a helmet?
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It's for my own protection.
I may have fallen off a few times.
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Anyway, can you post these flyers
for me on campus?
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Oh! Are you too busy?
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Slammed.
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I barely have time to meditate
before my sunset hike.
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"Murder Schneider."
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- Come on, let's go.
- Wait, I don't have my lunch.
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I don't either.
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Ay! Papito, lo siento!
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I forgot.
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What about me?
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I was just so distracted
with my dance class.
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You're teaching ballet to 5-year-olds.
What do you have to prepare for?
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Disappointment. Those kids are terrible.
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Wait, here, here. Here is your lunch.
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Here you go.
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Why does she get 10 bucks and I get 5?
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Take out the freakin' trash. Let's go.
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I'm sorry, I know I'm late.
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Well, no.
Actually, it's 8:00 a.m. on the dot.
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Early is on time. On time is late.
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Sorry, my personal motto isn't,
"That's what she said."
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Hey. My personal motto is,
"Swipe right on life."
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So school's really
keeping you busy, huh?
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Yeah, when are you gonna hook me up
with some hot coeds?
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Or are they all... returning students?
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Uh... you mean people
who are gonna be your boss soon?
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Yeah, I don't think that's how it works.
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Oh, that's exactly how it works, Scott!
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I'm gonna go do my job.
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Make me coffee
'cause I'm gonna be your boss?
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Yeah, you go do that.
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That's what she said!
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What's wrong? Are you okay?
Hey, someone call the doctor!
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I'm just so worn out.
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I got school on top of everything else.
It's got Mama beat.
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I must look like hell.
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- You have been looking...
- Mama don't need to hear that, Doc.
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Well, I know where you're coming from.
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I don't do very much and Daddy's been
exhausted for the last 35 years.
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Yeah, let's not keep doing
that Mama-Daddy thing.
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Can I confess something to you, Doc?
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Yeah.
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School is hard!
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I got good grades in high school,
but that was my mom.
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She used to stand over
me while I studied,
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and if I nodded off,
she'd squirt me with a spray bottle.
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She sprays me, too.
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With cologne.
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Says I'm not a man unless I smell
like the inside of a boot.
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This whole nurse practitioner thing is
a real game changer for my whole family.
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There's a lot of pressure,
and honestly, it is kicking my butt.
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And then the professor
thanked me for correcting her
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and the whole class applauded.
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We get it!
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I'm sorry. One of the only joys I have
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is making sure he knows
I am better than him.
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You are, girlfriend.
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You are Superwoman. Hear you roar.
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You go, girl.
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Doc, can I confess something else
about school?
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I'm kind of failing.
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Right! You failing? I can see that.
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"I got an A-minus, oy!
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Dios mío."
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Look. All I know is, I believe in you.
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Which is why I've already leased
the office next door
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so we can expand the practice
to accommodate all the new patients
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that you are going to be bringing in.
Surprise!
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What?
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That's the face I was looking for!
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I can't believe you did that.
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Yeah, I'm putting all my eggs
in Mama's basket.
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There's no going back now!
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Literally, the future of this
office rests on these shoulders.
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Boy, you are tight.
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Alex...
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And chins up, and shoulders back.
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Chassé, chassé, chaîné turn.
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Oh, that is so good.
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Hopeless.
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I really need to study. What happened
to finding a space at the church?
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I would never put God through this.
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Everything is very expensive,
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so I'm going to wait until after
you graduate and you get your big raise.
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Sasha, no biting!
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That one is going to make it.
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Okay, snack time, children.
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Look at them, so excited about food.
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They will never be dancers.
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Where's Alex?
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In my room, practicing the cello.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, hey, hey, hey! No, no, no.
That's my work space.
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- Sorry, Mom, I really need the table.
- For what?
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‘Cause this ain't homework.
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I'm planning on starting a GSA at
school. A Gay-Straight Alliance.
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Are you gay?
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I forgot because you haven't mentioned
it in the last five minutes.
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Papito, trash, cello,
then making fun of your sister.
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Anyway...
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I'm expecting a big pushback
from the Catholic school administration.
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I'm getting a jump on the protest.
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And I've been practicing my angry,
staring-down-nuns look.
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That's more a "someone
at the office stole my yogurt" face,
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but you keep working on it. Not here.
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I don't understand
why do you need a gay club.
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We get it. You're here, you're queer,
we're used to it. Move on!
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Abuelita, what if someone told you
not to talk about being Cuban?
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I would kick them in the aguacates,
why do you ask?
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Mami, did you make
my braces appointment yet?
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No, I didn't.
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Mom, have you seen that...
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Can everyone just get off my back
and do what you're supposed to be doing?
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- Oh, chill out.
- Jeez.
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Mom, why are you so uptight?
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I'm sorry. But I'm working
my sweet nalguitas off,
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and you guys should be, too!
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That's why I'm at the top of my class!
I'm just being real with you!
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Cálmate, niña.
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"Calm down"?
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Are you the same woman
who broke out the chancleta
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while I was memorizing the states?
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- 'Cause I'll never be able to forget it.
- You hit Mami with your chancleta?
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Oh, please, I would never.
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It's just a learning tool.
It's all about the sound.
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Alabama, Alaska, Arizona!
Okay, put that away!
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Everybody, go do your work
so I can do mine.
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No interruptions.
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Let's go dance some more!
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Okay. Chassé. Who can do a chassé?
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And who can do a beautiful leap
like a deer?
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Who can do that? Who can do a chaîné?
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Oh! That is so beautiful!
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Dance with your hearts.
Dance with your souls.
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Thank you for letting me study here.
It's so peaceful.
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You don't realize how much noise
there is until there is no noise.
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Yeah, it's kinda...
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I have a huge test tomorrow.
I really need you to let me work, okay?
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I get it.
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I got work, too.
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See, the key to effective spinning is
a great music playlist.
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This one I'm working on right now
is tiger-themed.
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So far I've got "Eye Of The Tiger"
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and that Katy Perry song where she says,
"Eye of the tiger."
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- You wanna hear my playlist?
- Shut up!
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Okay.
I guess it's suddenly cool
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to walk into somebody else's apartment
and treat it like it's your own.
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Hey.
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What?
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What's up with the spin stuff?
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Okay, I decided to take a break
from dating.
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See, I realized that women were just
another one of my addictions,
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like alcohol, drugs,
gambling, cigarettes, snow globes.
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Snow globes? Is that like a drug thing?
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Wow!
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Is this one of our family?
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Hey, you should probably
get back to studying.
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The point is, I've broken the cycle
of addiction with spinning.
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Five hours a day, every single day.
I have to do it!
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Yeah, you don't sound addicted at all.
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Get off my back!
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I'm sorry, I'm just...
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I'm having so much trouble focusing.
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I just can't seem to hold information
in my head anymore.
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You know what might help you?
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- Do not say spinning.
- Spinning!
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Stay with me.
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I have found that it actually helps me
retain information a lot better.
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No disrespect, but I don't
need to take advice from you.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Oh, my God! This is amazing!
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Plus, it's the perfect substitute
for dating,
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‘cause it burns a lot of energy
and also numbs my junk!
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All right! Get up out of the saddle!
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Homeostasis is the process of maintaining a
relatively constant internal environment
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00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,801
despite changes
in the external environment! Yeah!
244
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,682
I'm okay. This is why I wear the helmet.
245
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:48,530
Oh, papito. If Yo-Yo Ma heard you play,
he would quit.
246
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,450
Yeah, he would.
247
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:58,791
All right! Test is done.
And tonight, I'm shaving my left leg.
248
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,673
What's happening here? Did the
school shut down your GSA protest?
249
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,883
Worse. They said yes!
250
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,345
They think it would be "a positive
influence on the educational community."
251
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,098
And then they gave me a meeting room
and a snack budget!
252
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:20,104
Okay, I'm sleep-deprived, but I think
she said happy words in a mad voice?
253
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,730
What?
254
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,608
Like I'm supposed to believe
my Catholic school is suddenly pro-gay?
255
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,818
Yeah, nice try!
256
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:29,655
You know, I think being a lesbian
has made you very angry.
257
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,534
That is such a stereotype!
258
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,493
Is it?
259
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,623
Well, I have a lot to be angry about.
260
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,293
Climate change, sexism, racism,
there's a lot of bad things happening!
261
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,254
Elena, what is going on?
262
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,798
Usually when you win,
you're insufferable.
263
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,092
You even have that dance you do.
264
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,432
You got that... I don't know what it is,
but right now, I miss it.
265
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,311
Whatever. There's still plenty of people
out there who hate that I'm gay.
266
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,065
Honey, I know that.
But society's changing.
267
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,608
People are more accepting than ever.
268
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,278
Yeah, not everybody.
269
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,659
Maybe not one person in particular?
270
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,745
You mean my father,
271
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,330
who's not even as progressive
as the Catholic church?
272
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,666
So that's what this is about.
273
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,385
I just thought it'd get easier...
but it still sucks.
274
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,055
I know, mija.
275
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,351
I just... I haven't gotten a call,
or an e-mail...
276
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,811
It's been three months.
277
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,900
I just thought he'd be sorry by now,
but maybe he never will be.
278
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405
I had no idea you were feeling this way.
I am sorry.
279
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,157
It's okay. It's okay.
280
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,829
It's just hard
because I want to hate him...
281
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,208
but he's still my dad.
282
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,088
Oh, baby.
283
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,510
You know, not to brag...
284
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,097
but I have some experience
being angry with your papi.
285
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,935
You have to trust me.
It doesn't hurt him, it only hurts you.
286
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:28,524
So you need to celebrate all the good
things happening in your life, yeah?
287
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,526
Yeah.
288
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,363
So why don't we try this again?
289
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,200
You got...
290
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,203
the GSA. What?
291
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:46,583
The GSA! With a snack budget
and a meeting room.
292
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,836
Come on! Come...
293
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,172
Yeah!
294
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,925
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
295
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,553
I don't know what that is,
but I'm glad to see it.
296
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:05,144
Hey, do you guys have an ice pack?
297
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,440
I may have overspun.
298
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,152
I'll get it.
299
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,738
Here, here, here, here. Oh, my God.
300
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,032
Hey,
did you get your test score yet?
301
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,325
It's after 5:00!
302
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,161
They probably posted it.
303
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,831
Schneider, why don't you lay down, huh?
Okay?
304
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,207
Yeah.
305
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,667
Uh...
306
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:31,753
You do it.
307
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,799
Come on!
308
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,800
What is it?
309
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,763
Don't tell me that you did so much
better than the rest of the class
310
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,891
that they are now cyberbullying you?
311
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,188
No, Mami. I did bad.
312
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,523
I did really bad.
313
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,776
You don't do bad.
You're always killing it.
314
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,696
We know because you always say,
"I'm killing it."
315
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,823
This is all my fault.
316
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,326
You needed to do real studying,
317
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,537
and I distracted you with my spinning
and beautiful globes.
318
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,082
No, I did study.
319
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,086
I tried really hard
and I still didn't do good.
320
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,256
Do "well." Sorry.
321
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,182
It's just one test, Mom.
You'll do better next time.
322
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,895
That's the thing.
323
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,945
75?
324
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,406
68?
325
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,244
62!
326
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:53,835
I would faint, but I don't want
a below-average nurse to help me.
327
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,675
Mom, maybe you just need to study more.
328
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,261
No, that's not it.
329
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,348
It's me. I can't do it.
330
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,350
Of course you can!
331
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,939
No, Mami, I can't! I obviously can't!
332
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,278
I'm sorry.
333
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,949
I let you all down, and I really wanted
to do this for all of us.
334
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:29,037
But I think it's time to admit it,
that I tried, and I failed.
335
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,250
And now I think it's time to quit.
336
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,711
What? Really?
337
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,922
Mom, this is your dream.
338
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:44,761
Yes. But this is...
this is also my dream.
339
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:49,057
You know, a great family.
I already have a great job.
340
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,475
When you add school on top of it,
341
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,853
it's like I'm trying to do
three things great,
342
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,479
but I'm just doing them all badly.
343
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:01,320
So I think this is the right decision,
and I think it's time to quit.
344
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,532
Okay.
345
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,872
I can go back to showering every day.
346
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,041
I can take you to protest
so you can yell at people.
347
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,667
We can yell together.
348
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,420
Oh, that's gonna be great,
because you're so loud!
349
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,464
This is great. This is gonna be great.
350
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,718
Who knows, maybe after a couple years,
when you guys are out of the house,
351
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,304
and it's not so crazy,
maybe I can tackle school again.
352
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,308
Yeah. Sure.
353
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,022
Oh, my God, you guys... You guys...
354
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,775
do you know what I'm gonna do
tomorrow morning?
355
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,360
I'm gonna sleep...
356
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,238
till 6:30 in the morning!
357
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,617
Whoa!
358
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,578
Aw...
359
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,830
Keep it going. I'll get there.
360
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,042
No. Fire in the junkyard.
361
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,641
Lupita.
362
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,686
Carlos, it undoes in the front.
363
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,900
- Get up!
- What the... Mami!
364
00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,278
It's 4:30 in the morning.
365
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:28,907
I know, sweetheart.
366
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:30,492
Dale!
367
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,373
- What's happening?
- You'll see, you'll see, ya verás.
368
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,458
- Ta-da!
- Ah!
369
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,168
Okay, this is nice.
370
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,003
What is this?
371
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,133
We decided you're staying in school.
372
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,344
No, no.
373
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:52,347
No, remember, I failed.
I'm a quitter, it's fine.
374
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:53,723
Ma!
375
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:58,436
Lupita, after you went to bed last
night, none of us could sleep.
376
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,981
We realized we were being selfish.
377
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,483
You didn't fail, Mom,
you just can't do it alone.
378
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,987
That's right! You know,
you don't have to be a super woman!
379
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:10,532
There can only be one such woman
in a family, and that is me.
380
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:19,332
So we're all going to pitch in
and help you make your dream come true.
381
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,585
I'll take out the trash,
pack my own lunch...
382
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:25,463
And I am going to skip the Queer Women
March Against Nukes to help you.
383
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,550
- What's your preferred study method?
- Coffee and tears.
384
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,598
You are a disaster! I can fix you.
385
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,602
If this is what you want.
386
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,316
I do.
387
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,821
Then you got this. And we got you.
388
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:56,828
And I will be here for you, mi amor.
389
00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:00,916
Oh! I see you found your...
Okay!
390
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,170
No more talk! A estudiar!
391
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,549
Can you guys keep it down?
392
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,929
Schneider, why are you still here?
393
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,890
I can't feel my legs.
394
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,936
I might be here for another day or two.
Oh...
395
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,022
It's the scene from my snow globe.
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