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Hazzard's got a..
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Pitchfork Picasso!
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And everybody
gets to the picture.
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I'm afraid Bo and Luke
are in a mess this time.
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Wait a minute.
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Freeze!
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Come on, Bo, let's go to jail.
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you've ever saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Staightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the
mountain might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like a
true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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- Yee-hoo!
- Yee-haw!
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Now, Bo and Luke got
special probation permission
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from Boss Hogg, to cross the
county line on family business.
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Now, only a Duke could be
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in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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Even when they have permission.
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Now, this is Artie Bender.
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Hazzard's local starving artist.
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Enjoying one of the few things
he can afford. A sunny day.
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Which was about
to be interrupted.
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Well, he's out colder
than a frozen TV dinner.
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I'll get the money,
and you get the car.
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Sure took a knock on
the head down there.
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What the heck is that?
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- 'I don't know.'
- 'Okay, I'll pull up.'
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- Artie.
- 'Been a hold up.'
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I-I think that driver
will be alright.
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Let's see now. It was a
light-colored sedan, four door.
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They took off on down that way.
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Oh, we'll take off after 'em.
You better call emergency.
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Right away.
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- What's goin' on?
- Robbery, sheriff.
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There were two of 'em in a car,
and they went down that way.
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I already called an ambulance.
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Now, you see,
old Artie, never told
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Sheriff Little of Chickasaw
that Bo and Luke was already
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chasin' them crooks.
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So naturally, Sheriff Little
figured that the crooks'll be
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in the first car that
he'd lay eyes on.
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And that'll be the General Lee.
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I think that orange
car following us
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just picked up some company.
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Well, we can't go both ways.
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That face behind us
ain't exactly friendly.
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Bo, you're getting cynical.
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He's the law, he's
gotta do his duty.
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We'll go split up, and
we'll catch 'em guys..
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- You explain it to him.
- Alright, I can do that.
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First, you boys scram
on out of that there car.
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Sheriff Little, if we each go
one way we're gonna trap..
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Listen, wait a minute..
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Bo and Luke tried to
explain how they were chasin'
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the crooks, and how they
had a witness to prove it.
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Well, Sheriff Little
turned a deaf fist.
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As far as he was concerned
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the Dukes was tried and
convicted of grand theft
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horse stealin' and the
sinking of the Titanic.
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The first thing we
do is ditch this car
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and pick us up another one.
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We'll only make ourselves
hotter than we already are.
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Whoever was in that
orange car got a make
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on this here heap we're drivin',
so we better do somethin'.
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We'll paint it.
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Speaking of painting, Bo
and Luke's one and only alibi
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had returned to his studio,
to find he had visitors.
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Look here, Artie Bender,
I come here to foreclose
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on all your property, house
and everything on account
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of that money you owe me
for them mortgage payments
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the grocery supplies
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not to mention all them paintin'
materials you been buyin'.
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- Yes, also a parkin' ticket.
- Parkin' ticket?
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- I don't even own a car.
- Well, that's no excuse.
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You were in front of a
parkin' meter the other day
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and were paintin'
the court house
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and you didn't put
a red dime in there...
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Let's not waste more words
on him. Rosco, do your duty.
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That's right. We just..
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Please, don't sell my house.
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I mean, it's all I got, except
my paintings, you see.
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I tell you what, I-I'll pay
you the next picture I sell.
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Well, that don't mean much on
account you never did sell one.
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Then, I'll tell you what, I'll
give you two of the latest ones.
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Now, they'll be worth
lot of money someday.
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Oh, tiddly-tuddly,
don't listen to him, Boss.
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'I'll tell you something,
the only painting'
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that I ever heard of,
worth a plug nickel
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the guy who painted it
had kicked the bucket.
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That's right. He
kicked the bucket.
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The crazy one
who cut off his ear.
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Or that French fella, who
was a little itty-bitty dwarf?
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Yeah, painted all
them fancy dancers.
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Well, I don't care which
ones you're talk about
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they was never
famous, until they died.
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- Right, and he ain't dead.
- Yeah, but I will be. Someday.
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I mean, everybody
dies... sometime.
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Well, we can't around for
that. You might last for years.
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Ain't that right, Boss?
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- Unless..
- Huh, unless?
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- We speed it up, a little.
- That's what we'll do.
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We'll just speed it..
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Boss, you can't possibly mean..
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'Oh, no, no, of
course not. No, no, no.'
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All I meant was that we have
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Artie here, get
officially deceased.
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Officially deceased.
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Yeah, in that way, his paintings
could be worth somethin'.
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- Are you feelin' sickly?
- No.
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Oh, well, then how
are we gonna have him
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officially deceased, when
he's not even feelin' puny?
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By just fillin' out a
fewer forms, you know.
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Like a death certificate
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which I got plenty
of at City Hall.
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Yeah, not to mention, I own the
funeral parlor and the cemetery.
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And with Artie hid out,
where nobody can see him..
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Coo! You've done it
again, you little man!
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Get away from there!
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You're slicker than
a skinned onion.
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Artie, what do you
think of this idea?
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Boss made Artie an offer
that he couldn't refuse.
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Not only would Boss
wipe out all of Artie's debts
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but Artie would become
famous before his time.
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And get 25 percent to boot,
after expenses, of course.
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This was a pretty
good deal for Artie.
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But it was a real bad
one for Bo and Luke.
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If we were the crooks, how come
we stopped and waited for you?
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If we's the crooks, where's
the money? How about that?
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You tossed it out the window,
figurin' you'd pick it up later.
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That oughta be
worth about 20 years.
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I know how to
prove we're innocent.
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We're due one
phone call, ain't we?
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Okay, you got one call.
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I don't want no judge
tossing this case out
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on no legal technicalities.
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Hello, operator. Get me
Artie Bender over in Hazzard.
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We'll have this thing
cleared up in a minute.
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Artie's phone's been cut
off. He didn't pay his bill.
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- Come on. Let's get this down.
- Boss, did you like it..
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Yeah, you'll get something,
don't worry about a thing.
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Ooh, why, this
the best idea yet!
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Ooh, I tell you,
this is marvelous!
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- Careful. They're masterpieces.
- They're masterpieces.
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Then we call Uncle Jesse,
have him bring Artie over here.
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Oh, no, shoot. Uncle Jesse
is out ploughin' the back 40.
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And if I am not mistaken, Daisy
went to Capital City, shoppin'.
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- Shoot!
- He he he.
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Listen, operator, I need
to talk to Cooter Davenport
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over at, over at Davenport's
Garage in Hazzard.
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Gussy, what you
doin' on the phone?
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What are you takin'
Cooter's calls for?
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He's out on a tow job, huh?
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Get a hold of him and have
him tell Uncle Jesse to bring
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Artie Bender here to
Chickasaw County Jail right away.
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Me and Bo are up on charges
of grand theft armored truck.
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You got that?
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Alright thanks a lot.
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Now, it's my turn.
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Jezebel, get me
Rosco P. Coltrane
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in Hazzard County.
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Meanwhile, Boss
had hid ol' Artie up
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so he could declare him dead.
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Which he couldn't do if ol'
Artie was just sittin' around.
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Even Hazzard folks would
see something wrong with that.
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Yeah, you heard me right. I
want an obituary for Artie Bender.
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Yeah, splashed all
over the front page.
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Yeah, and lots of
his paintings, too.
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And over it all, a big
banner headline sayin'
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"Hazzard County
and all of U.S.A.
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mourn loss of great artist."
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Yeah, that's it.
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Why? What do you mean why?
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Because I own your
paper, that's why.
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- Ooh, good news, Boss!
- Oh.
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Look at that.
Isn't that a doozy?
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You know somethin'? It's got
every kind of flower in there.
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There's forget-me-nots,
chrysanthe-num-nums and there...
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How did that pansy get in there?
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It's got every flower
Artie wanted on his grave
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if he'd really kicked off.
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It sure is beautiful.
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I want you to make sure to
remind me to deduct the cost
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of these beautiful flowers and
all them other funeral expenses
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from the deceased's
share of the profits.
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Oh, yeah, well..
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Sheriff Coltrane's office,
Commissioner J.D. Hogg speaking.
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Say, hello from Rosco.
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- Say it yourself. It's for you.
- Who is it?
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It's Sheriff Little
from Chickasaw.
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Ooh, good grief!
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- Uh, Sheriff Rosco P...
- 'Coltrane.'
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I wanted you to know I did what
you ain't never been able to do.
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I busted them Dukes.
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'Grand theft armored truck.'
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Alright, Little, you've
gone too far, this time.
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I want those boys back in my
county, and I mean right now.
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'They're out of
your jurisdiction.'
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You know, Sheriff Little
arrested Bo and Luke
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and he's got 'em in the
slammer there in Chickasaw.
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Oh-ho-ho, he did?
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Glory be! I don't care
what jail they're in
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so long as they're behind bars.
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I don't know what
they're gabbin' about.
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Listen, Rosco, this is Luke.
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We're innocent. We need
Artie Bender as an eye witness.
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- Artie, Ar-Artie Bender?
- 'Artie Bender?'
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What, what about Artie Bender?
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Luke wants Artie to come
there and testify for him
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to get him out of the slammer.
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Oh, give me that phone.
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Listen, here, Luke
Duke, this is J.D. Hogg.
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Artie Bender can't do nothin'
for nobody on account of
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he just died.
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- What?
- 'Yeah, real sudden like.'
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And his funeral's gonna
be any minute now.
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I sure am sorry, you ain't
gonna be able to make it.
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Ooh. Bye.
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I didn't know you were
havin' the funeral that soon.
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- I don't know if I can make..
- Oh, really?
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Our eye witness just closed
his eyes for the last time.
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- What do you mean?
- Artie Bender's dead.
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How far's Atlanta from here?
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What's our hurry?
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'Ain't nobody lookin' for
a blue, four door sedan.'
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Besides, there's a little
berg called Hazzard
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a few miles form here.
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Might have a bank we could hit.
238
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,940
We already got more
than 50 grand in the trunk.
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00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,940
Can I help it if I'm greedy?
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00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,470
Greed ain't somethin' that
that fella's got monopoly on.
241
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:38,030
'Cause, when it comes to greed
242
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,950
Boss Hogg's the
cock of the walk.
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00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,600
With Artie Bender's empty
casket not in the ground, yet
244
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,430
Boss was already
promotin' them paintings
245
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,430
to a big art dealer
from Atlanta.
246
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,610
It's Artie Bender
I'm talkin' about.
247
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,920
Yep, yep. The Grandpa
Moses of Hazzard County.
248
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,880
Yeah, yeah. The
Rembrandt in overalls.
249
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,750
The Pitchfork Picasso!
250
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,530
Now, Boss wouldn't give
up sellin' that dealer on how
251
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:04,100
he might lose out on a real
genius and a pot full of money.
252
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:07,150
Yeah, if I was you, I'd hurry
and see 'em 'cause they're
253
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,280
comin' from New York
and I don't know where..
254
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,020
Them gonna pick
'em up real cheap
255
00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:12,980
and gonna resell 'em to folks.
256
00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:16,160
I mean they're gonna get a
pot full for 'em. That's right.
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00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,470
- Oh, you will come? Alright.
- Coo! Coo!
258
00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:20,900
- Good news!
- He's gonna be here tomorrow.
259
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,690
We sure gotta do a lot
before the next 24 hours.
260
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,690
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Come on, let's go.
261
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,610
Boss' plans were
really shapin' up.
262
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:30,390
Just when Cooter got a
hold of Jesse and told him
263
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,350
about the fix Bo
and Luke were in.
264
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,480
The message from Luke is this.
265
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:38,530
We need to get Artie
Bender over there because
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00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,440
Artie could clear
'em of the charges.
267
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,400
If that's all they need, I'll
go and get Artie Bender
268
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,060
and get on over there.
269
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,150
I hate to tell you,
but Artie Bender
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00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,240
passed away right
after this happenin'.
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00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,890
He's dead and gone, and they're
buryin' him tomorrow mornin'.
272
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:55,020
Artie Bender? I didn't
even know he was ailin'.
273
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:58,240
I'd like to pay my respects,
but I guess we better get on
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00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,510
over to Chickasaw and post bail.
275
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,380
Ain't no point of
that Uncle Jesse.
276
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,770
I already called over
there. There ain't no bail.
277
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,820
Seeing as Bo and
Luke are on probation.
278
00:14:06,910 --> 00:14:08,860
And their only eye
witness, havin' crossed over
279
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:12,390
and I am afraid that Bo and
Luke are in a mess this time.
280
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:21,350
- How's it soundin'?
- Do you really wanna know?
281
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,400
It's the "Camptown Ladies".
282
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:26,530
You gotta be kiddin' me.
283
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,620
It ain't no time to
be foolin' around.
284
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,060
I sure wish Artie would've
told Sheriff Little that
285
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:34,320
we is the chasers,
and not the chasees.
286
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:38,590
Well, he didn't. So we
best forget about that.
287
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,770
Hey, Luke, bail. Now, what the
heck we gonna do about bail?
288
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:45,470
- We gotta get outta here so..
- Oh, you gotta be crazy.
289
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,990
Remember where we are?
We're, we're in Sheriff Little's jail.
290
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,690
If he had his way, we'd
be underneath the thing.
291
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:52,910
We'll get outta here
when hell freezes over.
292
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,610
I bet that fella got a look
at who the crooks are.
293
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,960
You give me a worse
headache than your harmonica.
294
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,530
The only thing he saw was stars.
We're gonna get out of this mess
295
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,740
when we break out
and find the real crooks.
296
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,620
I hate to pour salt on
the wound, Luke, but..
297
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,450
I bet 'em fellows is
out of the state by now.
298
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,450
Can you think anythin' better?
It's our only way out of this.
299
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,060
Bo.
300
00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:24,810
Let me say, move over..
301
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,290
Michelangelo, Rembrandt
302
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,250
and all you other
famous artists.
303
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,820
We're now sendin' up to you
304
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:37,650
Hazzard County's own
beloved and here to fall, unsung
305
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,870
unknown genius to
take his rightful place
306
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,440
among all you
great famous artists
307
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:49,090
in their great painter's
studio in the sky.
308
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,840
Amen.
309
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,760
Alright, boys.
310
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,760
It's time we all
go see the judge.
311
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,810
Come on, Bo!
312
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,280
'Stop right there.'
313
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,210
Oh-h! Ugh!
314
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,780
Come back here.
315
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:54,030
Cousin, we're about to
lose this one to Sheriff Little.
316
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,560
Friends and neighbors,
you're lookin' at oneof the big
317
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,950
reasons foreigners
don't really understand us.
318
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,790
'Sure shook him.'
319
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,620
Well, we gotta get
rid of him somehow.
320
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,360
Look, there's a bend up ahead.
321
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:26,410
Once we get outta sight, how
about we play that same routine
322
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,980
we did on Rosco that
time over at Rocky Ridge?
323
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,720
Alright, you got it.
324
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,070
For sure, he ain't
gonna like what he finds.
325
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,360
'Freeze! I said
freeze, darn it!'
326
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,360
'You guys come back here.'
327
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,680
Uhh!
328
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,940
This is, uh.. Now, listen
in this is Sheriff Little.
329
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,680
This is Sheriff Little. I..
330
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600
Uhh!
331
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,210
'Lost Sheep to shepherd.'
332
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,950
'you'll got your ears
on? Come back.'
333
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,650
This is Shepherd. Come back.
334
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,260
Now, Bo and Luke got
Daisy, Jesse and Cooter.
335
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,530
Told them to rendezvous
at Artie Bender's old studio.
336
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,580
Meanwhile, 'em crooks drove
to Hazzard, to case a local bank
337
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,580
while Boss and Rosco was
busy settin' up Boss's latest scam.
338
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,840
'That's right, c'mon in here.'
339
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,410
C'mon, c'mon. Come
in here so we can talk.
340
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,890
Now listen, that fancy-pants
art dealer from Atlanta's
341
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:46,810
due here in less than half
hour. Yeah, look at this.
342
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:49,380
So here, I want you
to do what you said
343
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,470
you was gonna do
when I asked you.
344
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,510
You take some of
this money for you
345
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,990
and I want you... soon
as that Art Dealer comes in
346
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,470
start buyin' paintings.
347
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,780
- You hear me?
- Yes, Boss.
348
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,260
- That's right.
- Can I have some?
349
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,170
You can have this.
350
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,870
'Cause I want you to buy
all of them beautiful paintings
351
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,440
and then, uh, when
you are through buyin'
352
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:09,880
Sheriff Coltrane will be
waitin' out there to take
353
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,490
them paintings back from
you, just as you go out.
354
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,750
And, uh, don't forget now,
you spend all the money.
355
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,800
Don't keep 'em for
yourself, 'cause that's real.
356
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,280
I'm telling you that.
Come on, we gotta go out.
357
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,560
And don't forget, you're gonna
be buyin' the most beautiful
358
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:25,030
the most precious, the greatest
masterpieces you've ever seen.
359
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,160
- Is that straight, Sheriff?
- Well, let's see.
360
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,590
Oh!
361
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,730
Enos. I can't hold the
ladder and get back
362
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,730
and look and see
if it's straight, too.
363
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:36,820
Rosco!
364
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,300
Enos!
365
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,310
Oh, Sheriff, I'm
sorry. I didn't mean to..
366
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,700
While Enos was
helpin' redecorate
367
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:55,230
them crooks was thinkin'
of hittin' Boss' bank.
368
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:57,270
That is until they saw
the Chickasaw Sheriff.
369
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,320
Here comes trouble.
370
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,300
Them the boys that robbed
that armored truck yesterday?
371
00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:24,730
It's what the poster says.
372
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:27,080
You boys find
'em, you turn 'em in
373
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,780
y'all got yourself $500 reward.
374
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,220
Yeah, yes, sir. We sure
will keep our eyes open
375
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,790
for 'em poor boys.
376
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,830
Well, would you believe that!
377
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,530
They got those boys
figured for the job we pulled.
378
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,710
- You know what we gonna do?
- What?
379
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,840
We're gonna find
'em boys, turn 'em in
380
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:45,100
and the case will be closed.
381
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,850
Well..
382
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,810
Well, what?
383
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,290
What? We're wanted
for armed robbery.
384
00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:58,640
We ain't got a, we
ain't got a witness
385
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,290
we don't know who
did it or why they did it
386
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,900
we don't know where they are.
387
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,730
Tell me something I
don't already know.
388
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,180
Look, I've been sittin' here
thinkin' and thinkin' about it.
389
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,080
I can't come up with a dang
thing. Ain't you got any ideas?
390
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:13,440
- Of course I got ideas.
- What are they?
391
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,260
Well, when I get 'em all
sorted out, I'll let you know.
392
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:18,960
When you get 'em all sorted out.
393
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:21,310
You got it sorted out what
the heck we're gonna do?
394
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,840
What's gonna happen
if we've to take this rap?
395
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,880
Well, you know that shirt
you got with the alligator on it?
396
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,320
- Yeah.
- It's got numbers on the back.
397
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,590
'Artie sure picked a nice
place to put his cabin, didn't he?'
398
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,030
'Sure is quiet up here.'
399
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,070
I've been here 30, 40 years
400
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,210
and this is the first
time I can remember
401
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,990
there ain't no smoke
coming out the chimney.
402
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,910
- Hey.
- Hey, y'all.
403
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,700
Any news on what
happened to Artie?
404
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,620
Why he passed on so quick?
405
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,750
First we heard, they had Artie
over J.D. Hogg's funeral parlor
406
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,320
and the next thing we knew, they
had him at J.D. Hogg's cemetery.
407
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:12,710
You know, the thing
that gets me is that
408
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,280
Old Artie loved art as
much as he loved breakfast.
409
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:18,370
He didn't get to live to
see J.D. Hogg down there
410
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:20,810
sellin' his paintings
like they was gold.
411
00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:23,370
Did you get to look at what
the real crooks looked like?
412
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,810
No, we never got close enough.
All we seen was the rear end
413
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:29,600
of a light-colored sedan
with a busted right taillight.
414
00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:32,730
That ain't a lot to go
on. Particularly when, uh
415
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,340
your only eyewitness
is pushin' up daisies.
416
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,910
You know, there's one thing
about this that bothers me.
417
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,960
Y'all noticed how much Artie's
death's worked to Boss' benefit?
418
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,740
On one hand, all of a sudden
Artie's paintings are worth
419
00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:45,270
a whole lot of money.
420
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:48,230
And Boss has got us in hot
water which is right where
421
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,530
he wants us, all because
we haven't a witness.
422
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:54,060
Get on the CB and find out
if anybody's seen that sedan.
423
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,890
What're you gonna do?
424
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,730
Gonna head over to Doc
Appleby's, see what led
425
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,060
to the demise of Artie Bender.
426
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,590
This is Jesse Duke
callin' the pipeline.
427
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,200
This is Jesse Duke
callin' the pipeline.
428
00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,990
I've got a description..
429
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,900
Back in Hazzard,
Rosco was headin'
430
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:17,990
for the back of the courthouse,
when he spotted his very own
431
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,820
personal enemy number
one, Sheriff "Big Ed" Little.
432
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:24,440
Little, don't pretend
you don't hear me.
433
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,660
You're violating here.
Listen, you know something?
434
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,270
I have half a mind
to write you a ticket.
435
00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:32,750
Coltrane, you ain't even got a
quarter of a mind, no less half.
436
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,580
Now, buzz off!
437
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:37,230
If anybody's gonna catch those
Duke boys, it's gonna be me.
438
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320
- Coltrane.
- What?
439
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,890
You couldn't catch a cold
440
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:43,850
if you was naked as
a jaybird in the snow.
441
00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,680
Now, why don't you
just hang around a while
442
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,760
and watch a real
sheriff do his job.
443
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:51,720
Wait. Listen, here. This..
444
00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:53,860
Well, I'll have your
badge. Come back!
445
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,810
Oh, this is humiliating!
446
00:24:57,860 --> 00:25:00,560
I was hoping you could,
uh, fill us in a little bit.
447
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,730
There's nothin' I can do.
448
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:05,170
But, believe me, Bo and
Luke, Artie Bender's death came
449
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:08,260
as much of a shock
to me as it did to you.
450
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,830
- He wasn't ailin' or nothin'?
- He wasn't ailin' one bit.
451
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,960
I gave him a thorough check
up the mornin' I went fishin'.
452
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,790
Then, come back the next
night, find out he's deader
453
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,880
than the fish I brought in.
454
00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:21,410
Then you weren't the one
that signed the death certificate.
455
00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:24,710
No. And I have no idea who did.
456
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,150
- I think we better find out.
- I think so.
457
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,410
Thanks a lot, doc.
458
00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,160
We figure anything
out, we'll give you a call.
459
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,980
Alright.
460
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,640
- Adios.
- Drive carefully.
461
00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:44,650
Now the Dukes have to keep
lookin' for answers while being
462
00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,260
on the run as fugitives
from Sheriff Rosco and Little.
463
00:25:48,350 --> 00:25:51,610
The death certificate's gotta
be on file at the county office.
464
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:54,090
- Love to look at it.
- I would, too.
465
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,400
I just don't see how
it's gonna help us.
466
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,100
How's it gonna prove that
we didn't rob that truck?
467
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,840
He was our only eye witness.
And somethin' ain't right
468
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,670
about the way he passed on.
469
00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:10,590
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
470
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,540
'Have you got
ears on out there?'
471
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:15,070
Yeah, that's a big 10-4.
We got you. Come on back.
472
00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:17,200
We're, uh, comin'
in empty-handed.
473
00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,120
We didn't eyeball no
light-colored sedans anywhere
474
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,810
'and nobody else has seen it.'
475
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,990
Uncle Jesse, ask them
what the doctor said.
476
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,040
Uh, Daisy wants to know what
you found out at the doctor's.
477
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,300
Doc said that last time
he saw him, he was fine.
478
00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:32,530
'He said he didn't sign no
death certificate, neither.'
479
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,000
'Luke's got an idea.'
480
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:36,570
Would y'all go to Boss'
art show and keep him
481
00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:39,880
in the front room while we're
lookin' at the county records?
482
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,180
Uh, alright. You do your
thing, and we'll do ours.
483
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,230
'This is Shepherd, out.'
484
00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:49,800
Now, this fancy
dude with bad eyes
485
00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:53,110
and who's coat and pants isn't
coordinated, is an art dealer.
486
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:55,500
Yep, that's just exactly
what they look like.
487
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:58,630
Well, well, well,
what do you think?
488
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,720
There's no question
this artist has talent.
489
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:02,290
Yes.
490
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:07,120
Color, technique,
excellent composition.
491
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,510
Yeah. Yeah.
492
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,650
And above all, imagination.
493
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,950
That, too.
494
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,300
In a primitive sort
of way, of course.
495
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:16,830
Yeah, well, he was very
primitive. No question of that.
496
00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,700
- I saw it first!
- Heck, you did!
497
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:20,960
- I did! I did!
- I saw it first!
498
00:27:22,530 --> 00:27:25,010
Wait a minute!
Hold everything here!
499
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:27,400
I just gotta have this
here Bender waterfall.
500
00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:31,320
The brush strokes,
the colors, it's brilliant!
501
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,840
Yeah, sure is. It must
be a great masterpiece.
502
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,890
- But don't fight over it...
- Uh, listen, Boss.
503
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,630
I'll give you double of what
you're askin' for this painting.
504
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,370
- 'Double, yeah.'
- 'That and 100 more.'
505
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,070
'A hundred more? My goodness!'
506
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:45,510
Why, that'll come to, oh,
I don't know, 500 at least.
507
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:50,510
You know what, it'll probably
be worth triple that by tomorrow.
508
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,170
That Art dealer from Atlanta
was gettin' more impressed
509
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,170
with Boss' shills
fightin' over one of them
510
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,080
authentic Bender paintings.
511
00:27:57,170 --> 00:27:59,430
Just like how Boss figured.
But what he didn't figure
512
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,260
was that the Dukes
were smellin' somethin'.
513
00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,520
And it wasn't just fresh paint.
514
00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:05,570
So, while everybody was
lookin' at them pictures
515
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,610
Bo and Luke sneaked
into Boss' office.
516
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,100
Like I said on the phone,
now that Artie Bender
517
00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:16,280
is dead and gone, all
these pictures are bound
518
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,890
to become collectors' items.
519
00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,980
I don't believe
this, Uncle Jesse.
520
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,850
Yeah, me neither.
521
00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,980
When you remember Artie
Bender couldn't have traded
522
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:27,030
one of his paintings for a
set of retreads for his car
523
00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:29,850
if he'd had a car.
524
00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:32,680
Yeah. And Boss is down
here movin' 'em like they're the..
525
00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:35,820
Greatest things
since sliced bread.
526
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,040
You know the Hatchapee
and Capitol City museums
527
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,560
have been all over me to get
all I could deliver... at top dollar.
528
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,700
I need another cigar. I'm
goin' to my office. Excuse me.
529
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,480
I gotta get me a cigar.
530
00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:54,840
J.D., uh, Artie Bender
would be so proud
531
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,970
of what you're doin'
for him here today.
532
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,710
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
533
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,890
I'd figured a man who
deserves every chance he gets
534
00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:03,630
to get what's comin' to
him even if he ain't around.
535
00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,280
'I gotta get a cigar.'
536
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,330
Boss, how about
giving me this tour, huh?
537
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,240
You know, I used to
finger-paint back in second grade.
538
00:29:10,330 --> 00:29:12,330
Maybe you could
sell some of my stuff.
539
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:15,860
See me when you get to the
third grade. I gotta get a cigar!
540
00:29:17,510 --> 00:29:19,210
There you go. Be my guest.
541
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,950
Yeah, but, but..
542
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,130
- You need a light?
- Yeah, give him a light.
543
00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:26,480
- I got a match. Yeah.
- You do?
544
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,910
- Let us do it for you.
- No, no, no.
545
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,220
There you go. There you go.
546
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,920
Birth and death certificates.
547
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:38,230
Anderson, Andrews.
Arthur Bender.
548
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:41,530
Arthur Bender.
549
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:44,670
- Died of natural causes.
- Uh-huh.
550
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,500
Uh, it was signed by
Dr. Campbell... on Paxton Road.
551
00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:50,330
You know who he is?
552
00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:53,370
I don't know who he is, but
that's his address. Let's go.
553
00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:02,640
- Mr. Hogg?
- Yeah?
554
00:30:02,730 --> 00:30:05,300
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm convinced. Stop the sale.
555
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,650
I'll take every piece of work
by Bender that I can buy.
556
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,390
'You will? Ha ha ha.'
557
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,570
You got yourself a deal!
558
00:30:12,650 --> 00:30:16,400
Everybody, everybody,
uh, your attention please.
559
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,090
Now, don't be mad.
560
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:21,360
But I'm gonna have to cancel
all of them sales we just made.
561
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,790
Yeah, yeah.
562
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,100
Well, on account of
this gentlemen here
563
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,450
just offered to buy
each and every paintin'
564
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,670
we got in the place in one loop.
565
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,800
That's not fair!
566
00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:34,720
It's just too bad that
this is all that's left
567
00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:36,850
of such a promising genius.
568
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,550
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know that.
569
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,770
But don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
570
00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,860
If it's more paintings you want
571
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,730
uh, I can get you plenty
more of these paintings.
572
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:47,560
'But the man's deceased.'
573
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,990
Oh, yeah, he's dead.
Dead as the doornail.
574
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,130
But before he died, he must
have left some paintings around
575
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:56,220
you know, gave some away or
maybe even sold a few locally.
576
00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:59,700
So, I'll go around, and
pick up as many as I can.
577
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:02,440
At a price.
578
00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:05,880
Whatever the cost, my
clients can well afford
579
00:31:05,970 --> 00:31:08,620
to pay it for an
authentic Bender.
580
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,840
Bo and Luke C.B.'d
Jesse and Daisy
581
00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:16,760
to tell them that they were
checking out on Doc Campbell.
582
00:31:16,850 --> 00:31:19,460
But other ears
were listening, too.
583
00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:23,030
Ol' Artie was up on Hazzard Pond
584
00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:24,900
paintin' his li'l ol' heart out.
585
00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:27,340
Makin' himself
sob, and Boss rich.
586
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,860
And Bo and Luke was callin' in
587
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,820
to tell Jesse and
Daisy and Cooter
588
00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,210
what they found out at
the Paxton Road address.
589
00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:37,960
There's something
strange going on here.
590
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,740
Dr. Campbell's supposed to
have signed the death certificate.
591
00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:43,610
But we checked out the address
where the office was to be.
592
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,180
Turned out to be an
empty lot owned by Boss.
593
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,970
Listen, I know J.D.. I'd
knowed him for a long time.
594
00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:52,880
'Andtrue, he'd do about
anything for a dishonest dollar'
595
00:31:52,970 --> 00:31:55,100
but he wouldn't do nobody in.
596
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:56,410
Specially Artie.
597
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,150
Yea, well, they're tied
together somehow.
598
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,940
Well, whatever it is,
this is not helping them.
599
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,680
We gotta find the crooks!
600
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,330
You're right about that.
601
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,850
Uh, Daisy says we
gotta find them crooks
602
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:08,250
and I think she's right.
603
00:32:08,330 --> 00:32:09,900
That'll be nice. But how do we
604
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:13,250
when we don't know what they
look like or where they went?
605
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:16,780
'We'll meet at Hopkins'
barn and figure this out.'
606
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:19,170
We'll be there in
15. We're gone.
607
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:21,390
- Well...
- You ain't goin' anywhere.
608
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,960
We're makin' a citizen's arrest.
609
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,570
Well, now, we got two
crooks makin' a citizen's arrest
610
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,010
on the two most
honest men in Hazzard.
611
00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:31,970
What are now fugitives.
612
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,320
We saw you on that wanted poster
613
00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:40,930
and we're gonna
collect the reward.
614
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,540
What poster are
you talkin' about?
615
00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:43,630
Show 'em..
616
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,110
Let's get out of here.
617
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:56,380
They're gettin' away!
618
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,480
Must have brought
in his own posse.
619
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,390
Them fellas in from Hazzard.
620
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,200
It ain't where they're
from that's important
621
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:09,480
it's where they are.
Which is behind us.
622
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:12,400
See if you can get the
police channel on that CB.
623
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,270
Maybe we can get
that sheriff to help us.
624
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,930
Sure feels funny.
Callin' the cops.
625
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:21,840
Yeah, that's right, and
I want an all-state ABP
626
00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:23,100
out on them Dukes.
627
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:28,240
- Hey, hey!
- Hey, wait a minute, Little!
628
00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:30,240
- Yeah.
- You know this is my office.
629
00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:33,030
I've made this my command
post until I catch them Dukes.
630
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:35,120
- What?
- 'Callin' Chickasaw sheriff.'
631
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,470
- 'Callin' Chickasaw sheriff.'
- Hey, listen. This is my radio.
632
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,300
And that's my
name he's a-callin'.
633
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:41,770
Sheriff Little here.
634
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:43,730
We're chasing them
Dukes right now, sheriff.
635
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,560
'We may need some help.'
636
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:48,520
- Where are you at?
- 'Paxton Road, heading west.'
637
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:49,830
I'm on my way.
638
00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:51,220
Wait a minute, Little!
639
00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:53,530
This is, this is my
job! My jurisdiction!
640
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:56,050
Should be my 500! I'm
gonna knock him in the...
641
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:58,570
- Ah, ah, ah!
- What?
642
00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,530
Your job is gettin' up to
where Artie Bender is hid
643
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,190
get bring me back some
more of his paintings.
644
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,580
So step on the gas,
and get me some oils.
645
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:10,190
You know, one day I'm gonna..
646
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,370
I mean, I'm gonna.. I
mean... I-I'm gonna..
647
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:16,070
You're gonna what?
648
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,850
I don't know.
This is not my day.
649
00:34:29,910 --> 00:34:31,820
Now, Sheriff Little
was on his way
650
00:34:31,910 --> 00:34:34,130
having called for all
the local reinforcements.
651
00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:36,000
Which turned out to be Enos.
652
00:34:36,090 --> 00:34:37,790
Now, Enos didn't
believe for a minute
653
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:40,490
that Bo and Luke was
mixed up in that robbery.
654
00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:43,660
But sworn to uphold the
law, he had to do his duty.
655
00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:52,210
Shoot, they're coming
from all directions.
656
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,630
Any bright ideas?
657
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,280
I think we oughta arrange
a meeting of the minds.
658
00:34:56,370 --> 00:34:57,630
Alright.
659
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:09,170
- They look alright.
- Yeah, alive and kickin'.
660
00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,350
- Well, that's good.
- That ain't even done yet!
661
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,140
Well, doesn't make
any difference.
662
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:24,530
Listen, these things are
going faster than a scalded cat.
663
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,580
And Boss can use just as
many as you can crank out.
664
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,620
Some of 'em are
a little damp, yet.
665
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,540
Well, don't worry about it.
666
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,840
Say, uh, by the way, er,
you ever catch 'em crooks
667
00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:36,410
that robbed that armored truck?
668
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,940
No, but I expect arrest
within, oh... 24 hours.
669
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:49,990
I was sure Bo and Luke
would have gotten 'em by now.
670
00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,650
Well, I may as well
start another one.
671
00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:56,300
I didn't get them pink
flowers in last time anyway.
672
00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:02,920
Things are gettin'
weirder and weirder.
673
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:08,360
'Cooter comin' at you
Uncle Shepherd, Lost Sheep'
674
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,850
'giddy y'all home into Hazzard,
there, anybody home. Come on.'
675
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,620
You got Lost Sheep.
Where you at?
676
00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:15,750
Well, had to make a
detour to clean up the mess
677
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,760
y'all made over there
at the crossroads.
678
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,590
I picked up that blue
sedan that was chasin' y'all.
679
00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:23,020
Got a little dent in
it, and guess what?
680
00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:24,810
Bet she's a light color
underneath, right?
681
00:36:24,890 --> 00:36:26,590
You done and guessed it.
682
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,200
Hang on a second.
683
00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,250
This is all startin'
to make sense.
684
00:36:30,330 --> 00:36:32,550
Yeah. Yeah, supposin' you
just robbed an armored truck
685
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,120
and you heard some big
sheriff was after two fellas
686
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:37,170
and thought they
did it, what'd you do?
687
00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,950
- Try and pin it on them.
- Yeah, well, them is us.
688
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,480
Cooter, we'll be at the
garage in a few minutes.
689
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,260
'See you then.'
690
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:47,090
Well, I am down and gone, y'all.
691
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,660
See you at the
station, you hear?
692
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:52,750
There was lots of dust on
the road between us and them
693
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,530
but sure looks like
the same color to me.
694
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,060
Well, the right taillight's out.
695
00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:59,410
They can claim that
happened when they racked up.
696
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:02,450
They can claim that, but
they racked up on the left side.
697
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,190
The left taillight's
still workin'.
698
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,540
Which means the right was
busted before the accident.
699
00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:09,460
Even if this is the car
and they are the crooks
700
00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:11,640
doesn't prove they
did it, and you didn't.
701
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,120
We could always
give ourselves up.
702
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,080
And he calls me crazy.
703
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,600
Now, wait a minute,
the money ain't in the car
704
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:20,210
so they've stashed it some place
705
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,300
until they figured it was
safe for 'em to go get it.
706
00:37:23,390 --> 00:37:25,690
If we give ourselves up
and make that well known..
707
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:29,000
- They'd go get it.
- And we could follow 'em.
708
00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:31,570
- Exactly.
- Where are they are now?
709
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,530
Down there in Rachel's
cafe, drinkin' coffee
710
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,620
and waitin' on me
to finish up the car.
711
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,320
Well, when they show
up, you know what to do.
712
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,320
Come on, Bo, let's go to jail.
713
00:37:53,290 --> 00:37:55,510
'Good news. Hey, Boss.'
714
00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:57,250
Look at these.
These are doozies.
715
00:37:57,330 --> 00:37:59,600
And they're fresh off the easel.
716
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,080
- Oh! Let me see that.
- Yeah, look at that.
717
00:38:02,170 --> 00:38:05,080
- Why, that's Hazzard Pond.
- Yeah, you guessed it. Ooh.
718
00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:06,520
- I'll know it anywhere.
- Yeah.
719
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,870
- That's beautiful!
- Yeah.
720
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,650
And I tell you,
these two paintings
721
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,220
they oughta bring
a pretty penny.
722
00:38:11,310 --> 00:38:12,610
Oh, a pretty..
723
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,350
- Hey, Boss.
- Ah!
724
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,140
We got some news. Me and
Bo are turnin' ourselves in.
725
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,830
- Are you kiddin'?
- Nope.
726
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,310
'Well, alright.'
727
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,720
Don't stand there,
cuff 'em and stuff 'em.
728
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,880
Oh, here, hold this.
729
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,360
'Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!'
730
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:29,800
Rosco, look what
you've done to my clothes
731
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,150
with these new paintings.
732
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,890
- Yeah, it's a mess.
- New paintings?
733
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:35,020
- No, I didn't say new.
- He didn't say new.
734
00:38:35,110 --> 00:38:37,640
- I said... two.
- Two.
735
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,420
If you said two, then how come
736
00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:41,470
this paintin' of Hazzard
Pond is still wet?
737
00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,510
'Cause Artie Bender
just painted it, that's why.
738
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,920
Think we're gonna
change our mind..
739
00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,560
It didn't look like anything
740
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,950
was gonna stand in
Bo and Luke's way now.
741
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,440
Better believe they don't have
these problems when they want
742
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,910
to get paintings for the Louvre.
743
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,610
That's art gallery,
for all you folks
744
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,180
who ain't got no culture.
745
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,750
Alright, ya'll haul back right
on up into this holdin' cell
746
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,840
you just came out of.
747
00:39:14,630 --> 00:39:17,240
Get off of me! Get off of me!
748
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:22,720
- Listen, Artie is alive.
- We know where he is, too.
749
00:39:22,810 --> 00:39:24,120
Well, that's good.
750
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,380
Y'all follow them crooks
just like we planned.
751
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:28,430
Stay on the emergency
channel. We'll talk later.
752
00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:30,820
Don't look at me. I'm
as confused as you.
753
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:58,320
'Hurry! Hurry! Come on.'
754
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,030
'Come on. Come on.'
755
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,160
We gotta catch 'em
before they find find Artie
756
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,340
or else we're gonna
blow a fortune.
757
00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:15,040
Well, listen, Boss, listen.
Don't worry, little fat buddy.
758
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,820
I mean there's no way they
can tell where we hid Bender.
759
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:22,090
Even if Artie's alive,
he can be anywhere.
760
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:25,180
You saw that painting Boss
smeared all over his front side.
761
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,700
- Yeah.
- Hazzard Pond.
762
00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:29,570
Come on! Come on, will you?
763
00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,620
We're all set, gents.
764
00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:37,020
She is ready to roll.
765
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,710
How much do we owe you?
766
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,850
Oh, just about...$20.
767
00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:46,590
- Appreciate it.
- Okay.
768
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,420
Maybe with this we can get
Bo and Luke outta the slammer.
769
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:51,730
Oh, I think it's gonna
take more than that
770
00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:53,550
to get 'em out of jail.
771
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,250
When them dudes what
like to make citizens arrest
772
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:59,120
showed up for their car,
Jesse, Daisy and Cooter
773
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:01,690
shucked 'em pretty good
into believin' that Bo and Luke
774
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,350
was already in the
sheriff's custody.
775
00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:05,650
Which wouldn't
work in a lot of places.
776
00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:14,360
Headin' west for Chickasaw.
777
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,970
Just like Luke said,
headed right for the money.
778
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,410
Oh, uh, Cooter, you stay here
779
00:41:19,490 --> 00:41:21,540
keep your ears on,
in case we need you.
780
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:22,670
10-4.
781
00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:33,590
Things was just
comin' to an end.
782
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,680
Jesse and Daisy
tailin' 'em crooks.
783
00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:38,380
And Bo and Luke was
headin' for the Hazzard pond.
784
00:41:38,470 --> 00:41:40,730
Where old Artie had
just felt an inspiration
785
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:43,520
to do his next painting
in the ceiling of the barn.
786
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:53,830
'Gainin' on us.'
787
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,050
Can't let 'em do that,
can we? Hang on.
788
00:42:07,110 --> 00:42:10,150
'Ah!'
789
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,590
Dang blast it! What're
you stoppin' here for?
790
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,680
Oh, well, to tell
you the truth, Boss
791
00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:16,460
with your extra
weight in the vehicle
792
00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:18,290
I don't think I can make it.
793
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:24,510
Coltrane, they's my prisoners.
794
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,650
Now, which way did they go?
795
00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:29,690
Listen, y'all got ten seconds
to tell me which way they went
796
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,740
or I'll tell you which
way you're going.
797
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:33,520
- You mean..
- Uh. uh, uh..
798
00:42:54,890 --> 00:42:56,550
Lost Sheep, are you out there?
799
00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:58,900
'This is Bo Peep
callin' in. Come on.'
800
00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:02,030
Yeah, that's a big 10-4. We're
on our way to Hazzard Pond.
801
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,080
Got a good idea
that's where Artie is.
802
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,510
Them fellas make a move yet?
803
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,340
Sure did. Just
like you said, Luke.
804
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:10,340
Well, now, don't
move in on 'em yet.
805
00:43:10,430 --> 00:43:12,480
Sit tight, wait till
Luke and I get there.
806
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,780
- We can back you up.
- You bet. We're gone.
807
00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:19,790
Let's just go
follow 'em. Let's go.
808
00:43:25,050 --> 00:43:27,060
There's Hazzard
Pond, dead ahead.
809
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:29,800
'There's Artie Bender,
alive and kickin"
810
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,320
and doin' what he does best.
811
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,500
'Hey, Artie.'
812
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,030
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey!
813
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:45,030
- How are you?
- Boy, are we glad to see you!
814
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,810
Well, from here
it looks like things
815
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:48,470
are workin' out real fine.
816
00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:51,120
But over here, I wish
I could say the same.
817
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,300
'It's over here.'
818
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Take this.
819
00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:03,310
Aah! Aah! Aah!
820
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,230
'Hold it!'
821
00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,620
'Lost Sheep to Shepherd,
you got your ears on?'
822
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:11,930
'Come back.'
823
00:44:12,010 --> 00:44:14,360
'Lost Sheep to
Shepherd and Bo Beep.'
824
00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:16,060
'Ya'll hear me out there?'
825
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:19,630
You lied to us, Pops.
826
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,070
They said them two
was in the slammer.
827
00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,850
And waltzed us
right into a trap.
828
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:27,290
- Figurin' we'd get the dough.
- Which you did.
829
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,550
Listen, if y'all can
hear me, we found Artie
830
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,690
and he can identify them crooks.
831
00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:34,290
'Repeat, Artie can identify
them crooks. He's alive.'
832
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:37,910
Now, we're smack back on it.
833
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,690
Lost Sheep to Bo
Beep or Shepherd.
834
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,700
You out there? Can you hear me?
835
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,830
They must not
be able to read us.
836
00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:47,310
Could mean they had to
leave the CB to tail 'em crooks.
837
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,700
Yeah.
838
00:44:48,790 --> 00:44:51,270
Or the crooks seen them first.
839
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,880
Dukes got a sixth sense
when one of 'em's in trouble.
840
00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:56,410
And ol' Luke was
cookin' on all six burners.
841
00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:00,190
Trouble was, them sheriff cars
842
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,760
was burning up
the roads as well.
843
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,070
Hang on.
844
00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:23,210
- 'Okay.'
- Never mind about me.
845
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:26,740
Get somebody on
the CB. Get the boys.
846
00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:30,920
Luke, Bo, listen, the crooks
just took off with the loot.
847
00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:33,180
'Heading east on ol' Post Road.'
848
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:34,920
That's a 10-4. Read
you loud and clear.
849
00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:47,540
We should have taken
them two with us as hostages.
850
00:45:47,630 --> 00:45:50,940
You got any idea
what a kidnap rap is
851
00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:52,770
compared to armed robbery?
852
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,510
- What?
- Life!
853
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,820
You know, if they had a band
854
00:46:03,910 --> 00:46:05,780
they'd have a
pretty fair parade.
855
00:46:13,790 --> 00:46:15,350
Sheriff Little didn't even duck
856
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,660
when he got shot
at. He just got mad.
857
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:19,440
Plumb forgot about the Dukes.
858
00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:23,880
Talk about a firecracker
lit at both ends.
859
00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:25,490
- 'Dang it, Luke.'
- 'Hang on.'
860
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,850
The Dukes figured
they'd help Sheriff Little out
861
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,420
by getting in front and
cutting off them crooks.
862
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,810
Besides, that was a lot
better than being in the middle
863
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:38,990
of a shootout.
864
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:55,260
Just wait a minute.
865
00:46:55,350 --> 00:46:56,790
- See that?
- We got 'em.
866
00:46:56,870 --> 00:46:58,920
- We got 'em.
- That's a naughty, naughty..
867
00:46:59,010 --> 00:47:00,750
Well, I'd say
that did the trick.
868
00:47:00,830 --> 00:47:03,140
Thanks to the Dukes
and Artie as an eyewitness
869
00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:04,940
Sheriff Little had the
real crooks in custody.
870
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:06,930
They're the ones that did it.
871
00:47:07,010 --> 00:47:09,890
Boss couldn't wait to make
old Artie take back his paintings.
872
00:47:09,970 --> 00:47:12,280
He demanded Artie to
pay what he owed him.
873
00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:14,430
The Dukes offered Artie the
reward money they'd collected
874
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:16,280
but Artie didn't need it.
875
00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:19,070
You see, that art dealer wanted
everything Artie could paint
876
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,510
dead or alive.
877
00:47:20,590 --> 00:47:22,680
So, Artie not only
could pay old Boss off
878
00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:24,470
but he was set for life himself.
879
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,600
Please accept that.
You're a great man, sir.
880
00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:30,300
Boss got the $112
old Artie owed him
881
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:32,170
and that was all he got.
882
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,950
As for the Dukes
883
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,430
well, they got something
that money couldn't buy.
884
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,700
An original family portrait
painted by that great artist..
885
00:47:39,790 --> 00:47:42,530
Artie Bender, of Hazzard County.
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