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NARRATOR". So far we have seen, outside
the Annual Gotham City Charity Luncheon...
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...a different kind of charity.
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And a different kind of hero.
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The Penguin.
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Penguin, a civic-minded citizen?
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Holy turnabouts, something's fishy.
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Mayor Lindseed, what was it?
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Penguin for mayor?
He couldn't possibly win.
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Oh, yes, he could.
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Disaster for Gotham City.
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Only one hope.
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Batman for mayor.
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The Penguin campaign in high gear.
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Penguin posters everywhere.
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Batman discussed the issues
to sympathetic supporters...
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...while Penguin issued champagne
and other goodies.
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The Caped Candidate talked to the voters.
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But these voters wanted him out of the race.
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Robin, a political liability.
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Holy soap suds.
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An acid bath that could eat them
clean to the bone.
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And a deadly set of scales.
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The waddling politico arrives to quack.
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Hang on for just one searing minute.
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In a few more seconds
we're gonna be in the soup, Batman.
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It's all my fault, Robin.
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I should have recognized those goons
as soon as I saw them.
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Well, here goes.
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Batman!
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Batman!
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- Batman, are you all right?
-Yes, thanks to Alfred.
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Lucky he insisted on making these
new costumes out of acid-proof material.
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Holy coffin nails, Batman,
you sure had me scared.
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Just a second while I dissolve these thongs.
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Now to get you down from there,
then we'll get out of here.
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Like them, Pengy?
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Never mind the buttons, Lulu.
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Batman is no longer with us.
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As of now it's a one-man race.
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- Then you should win it easily.
-Hwah, hwah, hwah.
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That's very true. Thank you. Thank you.
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What?
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Hwah?
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Acid-proof costumes?
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Faugh. Faugh them.
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Well, he's not smear-proof.
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And when I get through with him
on our TV debate...
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...even his own mother won't vote for him.
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This is ridiculous, Batman.
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Debating the Penguin on television
when he tried to kill you not two hours ago.
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Unfortunately we have no proof.
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If I mention that,
the Fair Campaign Practices Committee...
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...would accuse me of using smear tactics.
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I certainly wouldn't want that.
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You have to hold still, sir...
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...otherwise I shall be smearing the makeup
on your cowl.
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Sorry, Alfred.
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There. You should look quite good
under the lights now, sir.
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How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
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Station KGOM is very happy and proud...
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...to bring you a debate between the candidates
who are running for mayor of Gotham City.
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I believe the Penguin
will lead off the debate.
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Friends and fellow citizens...
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...I wanna give you my solemn word...
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...that there will be no mud-slinging
in this campaign...
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...unless, of course, my opponent slings it.
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But I intend to stick to the issues.
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Now, what are the issues?
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There is only one: Batman.
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Who is he?
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Who is this acrobatic clown
who somersaults around Gotham City...
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...in that ridiculous costume?
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I suggest that behind that mask,
Batman is in reality...
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...a dangerous criminal.
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Why else does he wear a mask?
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Why else does he conceal his past?
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Would you think about that
a moment, my friends?
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Whenever you've seen Batman,
who is he with?
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Criminals.
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That's who.
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You look in the old newspapers.
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Every picture of Batman...
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...shows him with thugs and with thieves
and hobnobbing with crooks.
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Whereas my pictures
show me always surrounded by whom?
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By the police.
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I am associate of the law.
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Listen to those lies.
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Oh, that Penguin, he's as crooked
as a warped shillelagh.
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Now, which man do you want
to run Gotham City?
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A man like myself, who is always
in the company of the law...
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...or a man like Batman...
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...who rubs elbows
with the worst elements of this city...
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...and who is undoubtedly
a desperate criminal himself?
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Think about it without rancor,
and remember this:
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No mud-slinging in this campaign.
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Yeah, Penguin, attaboy!
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Thank you very much.
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You bet.
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And now we should have a few words
from the other candidate.
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My fellow citizens...
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...let me begin by pointing out
some inconsistencies...
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...in both the logic and the substance
of Mr. Penguin's preceding remarks.
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Vote Penguin, yes, sirree
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He's the vote for you and me
Clean up Gotham, one, two, three
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What's going on?
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This is your doing,
you waddling pat politician.
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Tut-tut, Wonder Midget.
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Can I help it if I have enthusiastic fans?
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Besides, now the voters
won't be bored to death...
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...by Batman's babble. Hwah, hwah, hwah.
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We interrupt this broadcast
for a special news flash.
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The Gotham City Convention Hall,
containing $2 million worth of displays...
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...for the forthcoming Jewelers Convention...
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...is being robbed by a gang of criminals
who have barricaded themselves inside...
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Don't just stand there,
get down to Convention Hall.
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Right, commissioner.
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We better get right down there, Robin.
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Why, you two incompetents
will botch this job.
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Citizen Penguin to the rescue.
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This is Walter Klondike in the lobby
of Gotham City's Convention Hall...
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...where one of the greatest robberies
of all time is taking place right now.
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The two candidates for mayor have just gone
inside to help subdue the cutthroat gang...
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...that has kept Gotham City's
police force at bay.
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Oh, Chief O'Hara.
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Well, chief, how does it look to you now?
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Grim, that's how it looks.
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I only hope that Batman and Robin
get out of there alive.
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- Mm. How about the Penguin?
-Him? Why, that--!
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Thank you very much, Chief O'Hara.
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We now switch you to Chet Chumley
inside Convention Hall.
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Come in, Chet.
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Thank you, Walter.
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This is Chet Chumley
inside Convention Hall.
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From our post here high above the floor,
we can see the battle spread before us.
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And Batman, Robin, and the Penguin
are struggling furiously with the thugs...
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...who are attempting to make off
with over a million dollars in jewels.
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Well, not so fakey, you fink.
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Not so real.
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Well, that's all for Robin.
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Just leaves the two candidates.
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Uh, we switch now to David Dooley
down on the Convention floor. Come in, David.
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Thank you, Chet. This is
David Dooley on the Convention floor.
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I'll to maneuver over to Batman to see
if I can get him to say a few words to us.
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Is there anything at all you'd like to say
to the television audience, Batman?
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Of course, Batman, a little bit later.
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Thank you.
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This is David Dooley
on the Convention floor.
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I switch you back now to Chet Chumley.
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Take it away, Chet.
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Thank you, David.
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This is Chet Chumley
high above the Convention floor.
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The battle is raging hot and heavy
below us. Wait a minute.
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Batman got one.
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Now it looks like the Penguin
is about to get one.
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He did.
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Score one more for the Penguin.
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Well, it looks like the Penguin
is rolling up quite a lead.
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But it's still a tight contest.
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I think that, uh, David has maneuvered over
toward the Penguin now...
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...so we switch to the Convention floor
and David Dooley. Come in, David.
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Thank you, Chet.
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This is David Dooley
on the Convention floor.
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I'm going to see now if we can get
a few words from the other candidate.
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Is there anything you'd like to say
to our audience?
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Though I'm very busy right now,
David, as you can see...
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...bringing law and order back
to Gotham City...
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...I always have a few words to say
to the voters...
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...even when my own life is in danger.
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Where's the camera?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
friends of Gotham City...
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...you've seen both of the candidates
in action.
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And you can decide yourself which of us
is better able to run this glorious city.
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You seem to be putting more thugs
out of business than Batman.
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- How do you explain that?
-Proves that I'm right.
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Batman is in cahoots
with the criminal elements.
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- He's got one foot in the underground.
-Thank you for your opinion, Penguin.
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- Mr. Penguin.
- I'll teach you to defile our fair city.
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Penguin.
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- The Penguin.
-The Penguin.
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What a man. What a man.
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The Penguin has certainly gained
some political mileage today.
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Batman, are you all right?
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There were just too many for me, Robin.
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But somehow the Penguin
was knocking them down left and right.
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That whole thing was a setup, Batman.
That waddling weasel planned it.
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Perhaps, but I'm afraid we can't prove it.
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I guess nobody likes a loser.
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Well, that's the story from Convention Hall.
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- Good night, David.
-Good night, Chet.
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It's a black day for Gotham City.
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- I just talked to Gallus, Rooper and Trendek.
-How bad was it?
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The latest polls show
65 percent Penguin, 35 percent Batman.
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That's gratitude for you.
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After all that Batman has done
for our citizens.
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I think you underestimate
the good citizens of Gotham City, chief.
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But look at the poll, Batman.
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Elections are not won by polls,
commissioner.
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They're won by votes,
at least in this country.
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Sixty-five percent is a big margin, Batman.
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I know it looks grim, Robin...
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...but I wouldn't throw in the towel
until the votes are counted.
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Uh, the first returns
should be coming in now.
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This is Walter Klondike.
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The first returns on the mayor's election
have just come in.
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As usual, the northeastern precincts
are reporting earliest.
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And the tally from the northeast
gives the Penguin 12,574...
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...and Batman 9682.
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- Hello?
-Hello, commissioner.
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This is the next mayor
of Gotham City speaking.
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What? Who is this?
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No, I just wanted to tell you
not to worry about your job.
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See, I'm appointing the Riddler
new commissioner of police...
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...and he's promised
to give you back your old job.
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WW, you pompous--
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Oh, that's pounding the beat
on the waterfront.
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Why, you--
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- Listen, you malignant--
-Oh, tut-tut. No harsh words, please.
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Commissioner, I'll put you
in charge of cleaning sewers.
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- How dare you?
-And you tell that Irish stooge of yours...
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...that his next job will be shining the shoes
of the new police chief:
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The Joker.
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Terrible thing is, in a few short hours,
that mangy bird may be my boss.
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Here's a new development,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Although the eastern precincts
went heavily for the Penguin...
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...the middle and western precincts
show a very strong Batman trend.
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Western precincts?
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Batman is probably getting the Indian vote.
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Penguin's lead has narrowed
to a few thousand, and continues to shrink.
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This election may still
have some few surprises in it.
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You three blow-hards told me
I couldn't lose.
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- What's happening?
-The X factor.
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Random sampling error.
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Well, you better pray that my lead holds...
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...or you'll be taking random samplings
of river water from the bottom.
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-It's too good to be true.
-Shh. The returns.
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Here are the latest reports.
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The Batman trend is continuing.
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The western precincts
have gone solidly for Batman.
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The Caped Candidate is now
to within 1000 votes of the Penguin.
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You were the only one who really
had faith in the voters, Batman.
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- I'm ashamed of myself.
-We're all ashamed, Batman.
242
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:44,171
We were ready to desert the ship,
you never lost your courage.
243
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,007
You brought us safely through.
244
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,801
I never would've believed
that the polls could be wrong.
245
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,764
There have been other candidates
who have trusted too much to the polls.
246
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:57,726
And they found out
that it's the votes that count.
247
00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:01,146
Smart politicians
trust the voters, not the polls.
248
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:06,527
After all, if you can't trust the voters,
whom can you trust?
249
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:11,448
Gotta win this election by hook or by crook.
250
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,534
At least you have choices, Pengy.
251
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:17,079
If you don't have a board of electors,
you can't count the votes.
252
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,457
And if you can't count the votes,
you can't announce the winner.
253
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,000
That s real sharp thinking.
254
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:27,089
So hang the polls and hang the pollsters.
255
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,596
I told you not to count those hobos
down at the freight yards.
256
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:38,809
What about the two sword swallowers
and the lady wrestler you turned in?
257
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,812
Nobody will ever listen to us again.
258
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:46,984
Don't worry, we can always get a job
rating TV Shows.
259
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,739
- Ha, ha. We're going to win.
-Saints be praised.
260
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,993
You certainly taught me a few things
about politics, Batman.
261
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,123
Hello? Oh, just a minute.
262
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,083
- For you.
-Hello?
263
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,586
The law says
that the votes must be counted...
264
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:10,382
...only by a duly appointed
Board of Elections, Batman.
265
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:15,846
And it so happens that I have
the Board of Elections right here with me.
266
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,639
All three of them.
267
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:21,560
And unless the city council meets
within one half an hour...
268
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,855
...and proclaims me mayor of Gotham City...
269
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,817
...they will be counting the votes
in a morgue.
270
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,737
You forget about the Bat-trace of Batman.
271
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,157
I'm not gonna be on the phone
long enough to let you trace the call.
272
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,117
Good bye.
273
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,336
The Penguin has kidnapped
the Board of Elections, Mayor Lindseed.
274
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,713
Holy potluck.
275
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,840
No, Robin, not at all.
276
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,426
Even the Penguin hasn't unlimited funds.
277
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:59,014
I suspect the campaign
has severely depleted his resources...
278
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:04,770
...and he's holding his hostages in the
headquarters of that venerable organization...
279
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:09,066
...the Grand Order of Occidental Nighthawks.
280
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,901
Let's go.
281
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,116
The half hour's up,
and nothing from Batman.
282
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:23,038
I think my little grandstand play
has turned the tide.
283
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,415
Turn the TV on again, Lulu.
284
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:29,753
While we watch ex-mayor Hayseed
or whatever his name is...
285
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,713
...proclaim me mayor.
286
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,842
Oh, I am gonna wring the city dry.
287
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:41,556
I'm gonna pick the bones of Gotham City
and throw the carcass to the finks.
288
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,269
Aren't you being
a little premature, Penguin?
289
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,854
How'd you find this place?
290
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,439
You goofed, that's how.
291
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,359
And no good mayor ever goofs.
292
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:57,406
Particularly when he hasn't
even been elected yet.
293
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:01,493
But I have the Board of Elections here.
They can't have counted any more votes.
294
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,161
They didn't need to.
295
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,832
This is some sort of a trick, that's what it is.
296
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:13,004
Some sort of a low, scurvy,
underhanded, political sort of a trick.
297
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,634
I'll have you reported
to the Fair Campaign Practices Committee.
298
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,469
No, PengY-
299
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,972
You said we associated with criminals.
300
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,141
So here we are.
301
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,684
Attack.
302
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:51,626
I thought you bought the machine
to turn out your campaign literature, Pengy.
303
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,004
Look what it's turning out now.
304
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,426
I see it. And it's not literature.
305
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,638
I'm getting out of here
before they package me.
306
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,849
- You'd better too.
-No.
307
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,018
Batman wouldn't dare touch me.
308
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,313
Think what it would do to his public image.
309
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:22,115
Remember, remember, I'm a candidate
for the mayor of Gotham City.
310
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,910
You lay hands on me,
and I'll have the voters after you.
311
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,163
Keep your distance.
Keep your distance, I say.
312
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,915
Keep your distance.
313
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,375
I think it's time for us
to wrap up the election.
314
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,253
I take it you mean wrap up the candidate.
315
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,797
Oh, exactly.
316
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:42,511
Aah! Blast it, I'm a political candidate!
317
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,316
Hwah, hwah, hwah.
318
00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,577
In case you're interested, Penguin...
319
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,288
...Batman won the election
by an overwhelming margin.
320
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,333
The votes were already counted
when you kidnapped the Board.
321
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,710
Faugh, it's a fraud, I say.
322
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:18,046
I demand a recount.
323
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:21,591
Don't worry,
you'll have another chance soon.
324
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,513
The Convicts Committee
for Clean Prison Government...
325
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,890
...is having an election next week.
326
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:34,396
You should arrive just in time
to run for chairman.
327
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:38,275
And if you need any endorsements, uh,
just let us know.
328
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,735
Hwah, hwah, hwah.
329
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:47,033
I demand my constitutional rights.
Hwah, hwah.
330
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:55,292
Now that I've resigned
in favor of Mayor Lindseed...
331
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,795
...Gotham City will be back in good hands
for another four years.
332
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:02,173
And if nothing else,
Robin got a good lesson in civics.
333
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,551
Oh, I had enough experience
to last me forever.
334
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,637
You can never have too much experience
in politics, Robin...
335
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,891
...as many politicians have discovered.
336
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,519
Yes?
337
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:19,190
Why, yes, he's right here.
338
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,777
- Batman, for you.
-Thank you.
339
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,405
Batman.
340
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,618
Thank you very much.
341
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:33,538
I'm flattered that your committee
should be interested in me...
342
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:36,374
...as a presidential candidate for 1968...
343
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:41,796
...but I'm afraid my Gotham City duties
take precedence.
344
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:47,218
Yes, I will definitely let you know
if I change my mind.
345
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,556
Well.
346
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,517
Bulging ballot boxes, Batman,
that was some offer.
347
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,646
And you ain't even a general, Batman.
348
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,148
Anyway, it was nice of them to call.
349
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,735
Yes?
350
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,320
Hold on, just a moment.
351
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,739
Batman, another call.
352
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:12,786
Yes, Batman.
353
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:17,457
I'm flattered, gentlemen...
354
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:22,629
...but I thought your party had
a candidate for 1968.
355
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:29,052
NARRATOR".
Next week Mr. Freeze returns.
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