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- ANDY: Hey!
- Are you... OK?
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I just got hit in the
head with a shovel.
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CASSIE: Why didn't you
tell me your dad was missing?
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Tell me you found him.
More importantly, the money.
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Is this a bakery or a
Chinese restaurant?
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Both, yeah. Fusion.
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CASSIE: You'll never guess
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what I found.
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The shovel. Probably.
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The one that hit
you in the face!
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CASSIE: Oh! Fuck!
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She's gonna get rid of the
body by baking it into her pies.
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If I help you find your dad,
you'll pay me the 5,000?
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Fine.
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Looks like you
uncovered my little secret.
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I can't believe
you worked it out.
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Look, uh, I'm... I'm sure
you have your... your reasons
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and that is fine.
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- It's fine?
- It's fine.
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Of course it's fine.
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- Totally fine.
- It's so fine.
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- It's fine.
- Really fine.
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- Tell her.
- I'm telling her.
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Stop saying it's fine.
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I know it's fine.
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Circle-of-life shit.
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What I don't know is
who you've told about it.
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No-one. No-one.
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And we... we... we are not
gonna tell a... a single person.
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- Not a soul.
- Not a soul, no.
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I mean, we... we... respect
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the... the creative
process too much.
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You know, all I really
frankly, to be honest,
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all I care about is...
is the... the money.
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Is getting the money.
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- The money?
- Yeah. If you just...
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If you just hand it over,
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we're not gonna say
anything about this.
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In case you hadn't
noticed, dickhead,
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I'm the one holding the gun.
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That's fair. That's fair.
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- Yeah.
- So, this is how it's gonna go.
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Here.
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What's... What are you...
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- What are you doing?
- Take it.
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Try it.
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What?
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I know your tastebuds
have been poisoned
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by corn syrup
and processed shit,
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but at least try it.
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- No, thank you. I-I... It's...
- Eat it!
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If you remember, I
actually had some
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when I first came
into the store, so...
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Not this kind, you didn't.
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Please, I'm... I'm
begging you not to...
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Eat the fuckin' pie or I'll
blow your fuckin' head off!
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- I'll eat it.
- You're a vegetarian.
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I wouldn't make you do that.
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Eat it.
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Be a big boy.
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Just getting it ready.
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Big bite.
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Can't taste the
difference, can ya?
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Mm-mm.
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No. You are... What
is wrong with you?!
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What? Too much coriander?
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What kind of a sick fuck
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forces somebody to
eat their own father?!
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- What's that, now?
- It's human flesh!
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Specifically, my father!
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Jesus Christ!
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Of course it fuckin' isn't!
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Oh, yeah? Then what's
Hugo's hat doing here?
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That's my hat. Half the
fuckin' town has the same hat.
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OK, why are you driving
around town in the dead of night
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with a bloody shovel in
the back of your ute, then?
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Because I pick up roadkill.
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I collect it at night 'cause I
don't want people knowing.
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Even though it's totally
environmentally friendly,
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some people are
pretty narrow-minded
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about this kind of shit.
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OK, it's not as bad as we
thought, but it's still gross!
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- I mean, what about hygiene?
- Uh, it's completely hygienic.
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I only use the freshest kills.
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Roos, dingoes,
wallabies, the odd emu.
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So, that wasn't you
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that hit me over the head
with the shovel last night?
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If someone hit
you over the head,
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you probably deserved it
for being a nosy bastard,
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but it wasn't me.
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Shit. Ah! Fuck!
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Yeah, OK, we believe
you. Just put the gun down.
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- Promise not to say anything.
- Obviously!
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We promise.
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Good.
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Now, take your
unsophisticated palates
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and get the fuck out!
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Come on. Let's just...
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Psycho. Jesus!
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Fuckin' hell.
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Shit.
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Oh, it has got too
much coriander.
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I thought you were
looking for your dad
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because he's your dad.
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I am.
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But as soon as you think
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you're being forced to eat
him, your focus shifts to money?
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- What's that about?
- He has some money of mine.
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I need to get it
back. That is all.
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- It's not a big deal.
- Yeah, that checks out.
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You only flew halfway around
the world for it. No biggie.
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How is any of this
your business?
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I thought I was helping you
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get to the bottom of
your dad's disappearance.
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Yeah, well, your
theory didn't pan out.
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So, you know what?
I'm good. Thank you.
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But you said... We
had a deal. Andy!
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Andy!
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What do you want?
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Fuckin' onto you, mate.
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♪ I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch
off I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch
off I switch on, I switch off
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♪ I switch on, I switch off
I switch on, I switch off... ♪
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No, I haven't found him.
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But right now, I
need to go to sleep.
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Well, you can sleep when
we get the money back.
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'Night, Dom!
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Oh, 'night!
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Don't work too late.
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No, no, no, I won't. I won't.
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OK.
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Look, I think Liliana
suspects something.
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No way.
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All Liliana cares about
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is who's bringing cookies to
the Compliment Circle this week.
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- Andy, I'm telling you...
- LILIANA: Oh, is that Andy?
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Is he really sick
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or is he out on
other job interviews?
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He hasn't seemed
happy here lately.
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No, no, of course he's sick.
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He's got a kidney
stone in his urethra.
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- He almost died.
- LILIANA: Oh, God!
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Poor Andy. I am so sorry.
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- DOM: No, no, no. It's OK.
- You couldn't have known.
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Tell him I hope he
feels better soon.
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- I will. Have a...
- 'Bye.
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Oh, goddamn it.
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That was impressive.
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Andy, she's found
one of the accounts.
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What? How?
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I used a deceased client.
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She saw that the account
had been reopened.
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I told her it was
a mistake, but...
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Look, I think she bought it,
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but, look, man, to be
honest, I'm nervous.
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OK. That just
sounds like bad luck.
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No, man, I'm telling you,
man, she is sniffing around.
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What if she finds one
of the other accounts?
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She's not going to
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because you're gonna make sure
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that that doesn't happen, Dom.
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Maybe I should just
close 'em all down.
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No, you can't close
them. We're not done yet.
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Well, look, man,
I gotta be honest.
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I don't know how much
longer I can keep all this up.
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Listen, the UAE
transaction is in 72 hours.
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I will find the money.
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It's gonna go through
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and then we'll figure
out what to do next,
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but right now, I
need to go to bed.
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What the hell's going
on down there, Andy?
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I haven't slept since I got here
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and I almost ate
my dad last night.
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I didn't almost eat
him. It wasn't my dad.
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It doesn't matter. I feel
sick and I need to go to bed.
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'Bye, Dom.
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♪ Your mind is all you've got
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♪ Try to keep it to yourself
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♪ You told my mind that
I don't know how to feel
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♪ I'm trying all this
time to know what is real
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♪ You think about my mind
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♪ So you see I won't get hurt
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♪ And you say all the time
that I don't know what is real... ♪
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Slowing down, thank you.
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NOEL: Bloody tourist!
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Baby boy want an apple?
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Uh, no, thank you. Um...
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- Eat it.
- W-what?
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Bite it.
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Good boy.
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You love it. Suckle on it.
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Oh! Oh!
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Good boy.
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Shouldn't you get
that? It keeps ringing.
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Oh. Uh, fuckin'...
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What?
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ANDY OVER PHONE:
This is Andrew Pruden.
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Oh! I knew you'd call.
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OK, so, what's the latest?
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- On what?
- My missing father!
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Listen, sweetheart, people
disappear out here all the time,
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never to be seen
or heard of again.
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Some people fall off
the face of the earth
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in violent, horrifying
circumstances
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and some people who go missing
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just don't want
to be found at all.
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Have you ever considered that?
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So, you're... you're
just not gonna look?
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Look...
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...I'm not saying
don't get your hopes...
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Oh, no, wait. Yep, that's
exactly what I'm saying.
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Thanks for calling.
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Ow!
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Argh!
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Hello?
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Ow! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey! What the
fuck? Who are you?
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Watch the language, please!
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Oh, hi. Did you...
Did you just see...
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Never mind.
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Uh, I was wondering if I
could use your internet.
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- Innernet?
- Yeah.
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- No, we don't have innernet.
- You... you don't?
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Didn't I see the...?
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Oh, internet? With a 'T'?
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Yes, internet with a 'T'.
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- Yeah, the 'T' is not silent.
- I didn't make it silent!
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NOEL: Mm, sorta did, though.
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You know what
I'm... What I'm asking.
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- NOEL: Internet?
- ANDY: Internet.
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- Internet.
- May I use your internet?
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NOEL: What's the
magic word, though?
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Please?
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Not that hard, is it?
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No.
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Did, uh...
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Did Hugo ever use this computer,
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you know, for
online banking or...?
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I am not at liberty to...
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Yeah, you're not
at liberty to say.
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- You can't tell me anything.
- Absolutely.
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You know your head's bleeding?
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Oh, yeah. I fell
and hurt myself.
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NOEL: Oh.
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You can't use my internet
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with a gaping wound like that.
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I don't want blood
on my keyboard.
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OK, well...
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Is there a bandage, maybe, or...
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Oh, no, that's a nasty cut.
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A bandage won't do.
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Oh, I don't know. I suppose
I could stitch it up for you.
255
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Ah, of course.
You're a doctor too.
256
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,980
Well, more of an amateur vet.
257
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,340
Yeah, I mean, I don't
wanna blow my own horn,
258
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,780
but I have been stitching
up animals for years.
259
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,700
There's not a dog in this town
260
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,634
that hasn't had my magic
fingers all over them.
261
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,180
- Lucky dogs.
- They sure are.
262
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,020
I think I'm OK
with the stitches,
263
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,980
but thank you anyway.
264
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,820
Alright, well, think
about it this way -
265
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,300
when your dad comes back,
266
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,480
you can tell him that I took
care of his little baby boy.
267
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,620
Do you think my...
268
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,200
He's coming back?
269
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:49,140
Who knows? Maybe
he's on holiday.
270
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,100
Maybe something strange
happened or maybe...
271
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,200
...he never left.
272
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,400
So...
273
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,100
...what'll it be?
274
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,540
It's like a museum in here.
275
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:20,600
Yeah, that's the plan, once
I've gathered enough artefacts.
276
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,740
Security cameras?
277
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,100
ANDY: Town this small?
278
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,034
NOEL: Yeah, you can
never let your guard down
279
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,380
where people are concerned.
280
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,380
I like to keep a close
eye on everyone,
281
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,620
especially those I don't trust.
282
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,180
Oh, yeah?
283
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,140
- Yeah.
- Like who?
284
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,570
Oh, you haven't met
Jeff yet, have you?
285
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,170
No.
286
00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:47,570
Who's Jeff?
287
00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:51,150
- Argh, Jesus!
- Ah, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
288
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,990
Oh, don't worry.
You'll meet Jeff.
289
00:12:58,550 --> 00:13:00,370
What's with the nurse?
290
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,887
Well, it's not a sex thing, if
that's what you're thinking.
291
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,850
I wasn't. It's... I just...
292
00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,610
Well, that's lucky, 'cause
it's a tribute to my mother.
293
00:13:08,710 --> 00:13:10,170
She was a nurse.
294
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,270
That was her uniform.
Any other questions?
295
00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:16,970
Were you friends with Hugo?
296
00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:22,130
Oh, sure. I love your
dad. Fantastic individual.
297
00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:24,370
We're extremely close.
298
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,054
Oh, I mean, you
know, having said that,
299
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:30,130
I can see why people
might say we were... rivals.
300
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,130
Rivals?
301
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:34,130
Well, it was my
idea to run UFO tours
302
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,330
and Hugo did steal it,
303
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:36,610
but, to be fair,
304
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,250
anyone could have come up with
305
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,770
that exact same
incredibly specific idea
306
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:45,650
right after I told him about it.
307
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,330
I see.
308
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,090
That's just the kinda guy he is.
309
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:51,190
God, I miss him.
310
00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:56,290
Hope he comes back soon.
311
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,650
Me too.
312
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,750
So, um...
313
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,070
...let me ask you something.
314
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,630
How do we know you
are who you say you are?
315
00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:17,170
I mean, what are we to think?
316
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,090
You come in here out of
the blue looking for Hugo
317
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,750
like a debt collector,
not a long-lost son.
318
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:29,170
See, Americans
always want something.
319
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:32,630
If they can't turn a
profit, they just won't do it.
320
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:37,070
You watch too many movies.
321
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,100
I've never seen a movie.
322
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,260
I watch people.
323
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,380
And I can see in your eyes
that you want something.
324
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,340
Yeah.
325
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,740
I wanna know where Hugo is.
326
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,020
You mean your dad?
327
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,480
Alright.
328
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,080
Well, as a man from a nation
329
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,280
that understands the
importance of independence,
330
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,505
I wanna show you something.
331
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,580
Come on.
332
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,840
- Incredible.
- Mm.
333
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,120
- Is this your hobby?
- Oi! Hobbies are for children.
334
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,960
What you are
looking at is a model
335
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:35,000
for a future micronation.
336
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,640
- ANDY: A micronation?
- Mm. Nation within a nation.
337
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,720
See, what I aim to
achieve is the registration
338
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,720
of the Principality
of Bidgeegudland.
339
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:44,800
Just need everybody's votes.
340
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,460
Hugo was against it, naturally.
341
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:52,200
Maybe you can help me get
him on board, if he's ever found.+
342
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,320
- Why would you wanna do this?
- Why wouldn't I?
343
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,680
You see, every government
in the last 200-plus years
344
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,840
in this country has been rubbish
345
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,120
and I am fed up
recognising their authority.
346
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,480
Much better to have
a self-governed nation,
347
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,760
you know, with our
own laws and currency
348
00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:13,080
and flag and stamps.
349
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,120
I'm even working
on a national anthem.
350
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,120
- Would you like to hear it?
- Not really.
351
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,240
Good. Lyrics aren't
quite there yet.
352
00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,960
Where's Hugo?
353
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,520
Well, I like to update
the model in real time.
354
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,680
Hugo's missing, isn't he?
355
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,080
So, it stands to reason
356
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:27,720
he's vanished from here too.
357
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,560
Oh, excuse I.
358
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:33,280
It's 47.50 for the stitches
too and I don't bulk bill either.
359
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,410
NOEL: Hello?
360
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,290
ANDY: Hugo?
361
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,870
Hey, Val, uh...
362
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:25,350
- There you go, darl.
- I didn't order that.
363
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:28,390
Well, it's poured now.
I'll just put it on your tab.
364
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,750
- Hey, have you seen Cassie?
- Yes!
365
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,230
She just rented the
room next to yours.
366
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:36,810
She told me to put
that on your tab as well.
367
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,130
Great.
368
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,090
Uh, Leon?
369
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,190
Enjoying our
little town, are ya?
370
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,350
Uh, not particularly.
371
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,950
And I actually don't really
have time for whatever this is.
372
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,590
Oh, yeah? How you
liking the people, mate?
373
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,690
They are fine.
374
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,590
Anyone in particular you liking?
375
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:09,110
Uh, you know, I'll think
about it and let you know, OK?
376
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:13,630
Hey, any of the,
uh, female women
377
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:16,270
in particular
that you're liking?
378
00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,670
I don't know.
379
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,130
Just off the top of me head...
380
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,250
Audrey?
381
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,110
The pie lady?
382
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,990
Un-fucking-believable, bud.
383
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:32,620
You been here for, what,
huh, five fucking seconds?
384
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,860
You're already waving
385
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,594
your stars-and-stripes
dick around, aren't ya?
386
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,934
Fuckin' the one woman who's
supposed to be mine, you dog!
387
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,180
What?
388
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,500
Yeah, I saw you leaving
her house this morning.
389
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,820
Was that you watching
me via that drone?
390
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,980
'Vee-a'?
391
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,980
You're not gonna distract me
392
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,194
with your bullshit words, mate.
393
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,460
Nothing happened.
394
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,700
Cassie and I went in to
talk her about something
395
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,674
and there was a little
misunderstanding about pies.
396
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,540
Oh, OK, what type of
misunderstanding, mate?
397
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,220
Doesn't matter.
Nothing. That's all.
398
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,160
Ask... ask Cassie.
Nothing happened.
399
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,540
Shit! Fuck!
400
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,140
Sorry, mate. I'm sorry.
401
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,380
I-I get a bit caught up in it
and I make dumb assumptions.
402
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,700
Yeah, of course Audrey's
not gonna be into you.
403
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,100
I mean, have a look at you.
404
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,534
You look like one
of those blokes
405
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,234
that tries to sell me
fucking life insurance
406
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,700
or some bullshit, you know?
407
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,700
Well, glad I could
clear that up for you.
408
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,884
Anyway, if you don't mind,
409
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,504
I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
410
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,580
- Oh, yeah, righto. No worries.
- Yeah.
411
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,900
Hey, Andy...
412
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,160
...how do I make Audrey like me?
413
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,500
Oh, um, I don't
know. Just be yourself.
414
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,540
Oh, yeah, OK.
415
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,660
What if she doesn't fuckin'
like this myself person?
416
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,620
A fuckin' small town,
bud. Small town.
417
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,700
I can't just make an arse of
myself. What if she says no?
418
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,060
I fuckin' live here, man.
419
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,380
Uh, well, you know, Leon,
420
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,700
maybe just - I don't know -
make a joke out of it, you know?
421
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,700
Ask her out and if she says no,
422
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,580
then you can tease
her for thinking
423
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,805
that you were being serious
424
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,820
and then she looks
silly and you don't, so...
425
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Yeah.
426
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,660
Mate, that is fuckin'
genius advice.
427
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,340
Genius. I'll just make
a fuckin' joke of it!
428
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,860
- Yeah.
- Yes!
429
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,540
Because then if she
says no, I can just say,
430
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,220
"What are you?
Stupid or something?
431
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,060
"I was having a fuckin'
joke, you dumb fuckin' bitch."
432
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,860
Well, maybe not
in those exact...
433
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,810
No, but that's good. Thank you.
434
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,864
- Are you gonna have that one?
- Knock yourself out.
435
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,010
Thanks, mate.
436
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,110
See ya.
437
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,930
That's some of the dumbest
advice I've ever heard.
438
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:44,010
There you are. Hey, uh, have
you met anybody named Jeff?
439
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,110
Jeff? Nah. Why?
440
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,770
Doesn't matter.
441
00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,610
Uh, I need you to distract Noel
442
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:52,330
at the general store for me.
443
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:54,730
Sorry, did you just say 'need'?
444
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:57,530
I thought you didn't
need anyone's help.
445
00:20:57,630 --> 00:20:59,890
Well, you clearly haven't
been taking the hint.
446
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:02,030
So, I'm working for
you? The deal's back on?
447
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,170
Say it.
448
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,570
- Say I'm working for you.
- OK, fine.
449
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,410
Yes, you, Cassie - I don't
know your last name -
450
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,610
are officially
working for me, OK?
451
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,130
So, now can we maybe update
your resume some other time?
452
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,810
Alright. Distract Noel,
you say? Too easy.
453
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,690
♪ They're after us
454
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:25,170
♪ You've got to care
455
00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:28,250
♪ I know what is the burden
456
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,770
♪ It's the money you want
457
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,370
♪ And the mind to kill
458
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,850
♪ It's the power of life
459
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,490
♪ And the lives you steal
460
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:37,450
♪ Exploit them and their minds
461
00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:40,650
♪ It's for the good of mankind
462
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:44,110
♪ We want your mind,
we want your mind. ♪
463
00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:57,890
What are you staring at?
464
00:21:57,990 --> 00:22:01,110
Just your potential.
465
00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:04,010
What?
466
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:07,010
- So, you dye your hair, right?
- No, I don't.
467
00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:10,610
OK. Well, it looks great.
468
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,930
But how would you like
to look even younger?
469
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:14,530
Oh, no, not interested.
470
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:16,610
- It's free.
- I'll give it a go, sure.
471
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,770
CASSIE: Hm.
472
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,760
So, is there a special
lady in your life?
473
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:34,180
Just get on with it, please,
before I change my mind.
474
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,360
It feels weird.
475
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:09,454
Uh, yeah, that's just the
minerals doing their work.
476
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:12,440
Mm, good. It is kind
of burning, though.
477
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,680
- Oh.
- I think I want to take it off.
478
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:17,100
Just give it a minute.
You won't regret it.
479
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,480
Oh, my God!
480
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:37,640
You look 18 months
younger at least. Wow.
481
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:40,360
Would you mind
if I take a photo?
482
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,720
Yeah, I would mind. No photos.
483
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,560
Oh, then a mirror. Look, look.
484
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:46,452
Come and... You have
to see it for yourself.
485
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,880
Hurry. Come and have a look.
486
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,720
I just think we've gone
a little bit far enough.
487
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,820
Oh, wow!
488
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,920
I look great.
489
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,920
Really great. I seriously
think I look younger.
490
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,760
What did I tell
you? It never fails.
491
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,280
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
492
00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:04,120
This is how I look in my mind
493
00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:06,440
before I look in the mirror.
494
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:09,220
You'll keep. Stop.
495
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,560
Now, this over here is amazing.
496
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,360
Ah, ah, don't touch... Oh, look!
497
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,440
I told you. I spent
a long time on that.
498
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,310
I'm sorry. Oh, look at this
little crocodile. He's cute.
499
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,630
Mm, his name's Jeff.
500
00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:22,480
He's the only animal
left in my private zoo
501
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:24,850
after Hugo let all
the other ones out.
502
00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,510
Oh, shit.
503
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,610
Andy!
504
00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:32,530
Andy!
505
00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,590
- Andy!
- What are you doing?
506
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:38,230
Get back inside.
Get back inside.
507
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:41,070
It's Jeff. Jeff!
508
00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,350
Jeff's a crocodile!
509
00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:44,030
I can't... I can't hear you.
510
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:46,830
It's Jeff. The crocodile.
511
00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:48,930
Oh, my God, who's Jeff?
512
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:50,810
Behind you.
513
00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,610
Fuck you, Jeff!
514
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,750
Do you think Noel
knew I was coming?
515
00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:37,790
Maybe he's taunting you
516
00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:40,910
like the Riviera Postcard
Bandit from 1977.
517
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,350
Who's that? Never mind.
518
00:25:42,450 --> 00:25:46,150
Don't tell me. I can already
sense that it's irrelevant.
519
00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:48,990
I think Hugo was in that
shed, but he was moved
520
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,790
and Noel put that dummy
in there to mess with you.
521
00:25:51,890 --> 00:25:54,630
So, now we just have to figure
out where Noel moved him.
522
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:57,410
GERALDINE: Oh, yeah,
I'd love a beer. Thanks, Val.
523
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,430
- Mm.
- LEON: Oh, look out.
524
00:26:02,530 --> 00:26:03,924
- GERALDINE: Mm!
- LEON: What's she doing here?
525
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,930
Mm! That's better.
526
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,790
Gonna make this little
announcement a bit easier.
527
00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,110
Alright, can I
have a bit of quiet?
528
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,470
Hugo's been found.
529
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,940
- How good's that?
- Uh, where is he?
530
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,180
Let me finish.
531
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,420
His body.
532
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,580
Hugo's been found dead.
533
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,960
LEON: Well, that's no good, hey?
534
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,380
GERALDINE: That's
why you don't interrupt.
535
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,020
♪ I feel like letting you know
536
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,020
♪ Oh, oh
537
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,580
♪ How much I love you today
538
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,360
♪ Ay-ay... ♪
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