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[cheers and applause]
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[soft dramatic music]
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? ?
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I know what you're thinking,
and I didn't do it.
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But as any political
journalist can tell you,
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these days, the truth is
whatever you want to believe.
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So here's my truth...
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about how it all went down.
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? I get up in the evening ?
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? And I ain't got nothing
to say ?
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? I come home in the morning ?
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? I go to bed
feeling the same way ?
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[laughing]
Hey!
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Hey!
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Yeah, oh, my God, of course!
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Yeah, I get into Iowa
late tonight.
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Yeah, well,
I still have to pack.
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What-I'm gonna make it.
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I always make it.
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The Bennett campaign flew
her Yorkie first-class?
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Did it have its own seat?
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I gotta use-can I use that?
[line beeping]
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Oh, I gotta-
I'll call you back.
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Bye.
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[clears throat] Hello?
- McCarthy!
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You will never get another
interview with the Speaker.
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Josh, Josh, Josh,
if you would let me talk...
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well, you read my profiles.
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What did you expect?
[phone rings]
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Sadie McCarthy.
Oh, hey, yeah.
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Do you think I could go
boxing with Caroline,
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and it's sort of a metaphor
for her role as governor?
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No, it was-
- Sadie.
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I know.
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I know, but no one's gonna
cover the-
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McCarthy.
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Come see me.
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Listen, I have
to call you back.
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It won't be long. Bye.
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[sighs]
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It's happening, Hunter.
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[Lucy Dacus'
"Dancing in the Dark"]
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? Even if we're just dancing
in the dark ?
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Hey, what's up?
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Oh, hey.
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I'm putting you
on the old man's bus.
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- What? Are you-what-why?
- No, I know, I know.
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You want Caroline Bennett.
- Uh, yeah.
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She's the front-runner,
and I spent months
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buttering up all of my contacts
inside her campaign.
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Well, I've already
assigned Dale.
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Fuck Dale!
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Look, I really need you
covering the old man.
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Only you could find
a fresh angle.
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I mean, you see things
that other reporters don't see.
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So you're punishing me
for being good at my job.
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No. No.
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No, the newsroom brass
is still burned.
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They worry
that you live and write
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in a more... emotional space.
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That is such bullshit!
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Felicity Walker.
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What about her?
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Aside from the fact that she
should be president right now.
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- See? See? There it is.
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Come on!
Look, you wanted her to win,
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and it showed in your work.
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Hell, it showed on television.
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I mean,
your crying became a meme.
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I don't think that-
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The media is under attack.
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We cannot show
even a hint of bias.
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Sadie, you're a great writer,
but you lead with your heart.
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And we need you
to lead with your head.
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Well, Hunter S. Thompson
didn't just write what he saw.
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He wrote how he felt.
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He found a deeper truth,
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which is what made him
a legend.
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You gotta stop romanticizing
"The Boys on the Bus."
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Hunter S. Thompson was a legend
in 1973.
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Today, he would be
an HR crisis.
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Bruce.
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It was my first time
on the trail.
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You gotta give me
another chance.
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[phone ringing]
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If I could assure my bosses
that you have changed
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and get you assigned
to Bennett...
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Yes?
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You have to prove
that you can write objectively.
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Okay.
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And-and you have to land
the first interview.
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Done.
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Yes. Okay. All right.
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[laughs]
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You're not gonna regret this.
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[upbeat music]
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Why this obsession
with politics?
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I love what you've been
writing lately.
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That obit you did
on the Central Park duck?
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I mean, that's a masterpiece.
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That.
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That was good.
- [laughs]
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But this is a chance
at the White House.
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You said that the last time.
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The road is my home.
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Oh, okay, Jack Kerouac.
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Try to make more than
one friend this time, okay?
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They're not my friends.
They're the competition.
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All right, y'all.
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I got my gummies.
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I got my headphones.
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I got my ring lights.
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Tell me, am I forgetting
something important?
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? ?
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Going once, going twice.
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[gasps]
Damn.
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How could I forget? Ah!
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Could y'all imagine
if I had forgotten
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my best little friend?
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Ahh!
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Thank you, thank you.
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All right, y'all,
first up is Iowa.
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Let's do this.
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[both speaking Farsi]
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? ?
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Okay. What am I forgetting?
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- Power heels.
- Check.
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- Passion planner.
- Ooh, thank you.
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Check.
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Invisalign.
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Check.
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Fianc�?
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Kimberlyn Anaya Kendrick,
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will you marry me?
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I've been on the trail
for three decades.
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I have 2 1/2 million points.
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I have seen the inside of more
Marriotts than Eliot Spitzer.
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All I want is a corner room
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on a lower floor,
away from the elevator,
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with a view
not of the dumpsters,
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hypoallergenic pillows,
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and blackout shades
that actually work.
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How many points
do I need for that?
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[Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Fleez"]
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[slick pop music]
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? Ma-a-a-ation ?
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? And it feels nice ?
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Kimberlyn Kendrick
checking in.
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- Hi, are you Lola?
- Welcome back, Grace.
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- Hi! Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
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It's so nice to meet you.
We're big fans.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Send it to me on signal.
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? Fleez and me eating nuts
in the leaves ?
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? That's where we dance
to ESG ?
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Ah.
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? ?
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That better be a Long Island.
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Oh, my God, Grace!
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? Reunited
and it feels so good ?
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Aren't you 40 yet?
Will you stop singing?
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[both laugh]
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Hi, Sam. Two Yellowtails.
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Oh, I guess.
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Why not?
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So Bruce let you
out of the rubber room
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after your meltdown.
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Bruce didn't seem
too concerned.
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Thanks.
I just had to promise him
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that this time around,
I'm going to remain detached,
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objective, and mostly sober.
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[glasses clink]
- [laughs]
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So who are you assigned to?
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Caroline Bennett.
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She reformed public schools
as a governor.
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She has a military background.
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Oh, and she publishes
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murder mystery novels
under a pseudonym.
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She could be the real deal.
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- You sound really detached.
- Oh, stop.
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[laughs]
And don't you worry about me.
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I have learned my lesson.
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I just need to get that
first interview with Bennett,
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and then I will be back
in Bruce's good graces.
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This scoop, if you actually
want to call it that, Abby,
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entirely misses what's
really going on in this race.
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He's shitting
on your reporting again.
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Why does he do that?
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Ugh, fuck him.
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Who cares what that dinosaur
has to say anymore?
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[sighs]
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Christ.
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The Right has arrived.
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[twangy upbeat music]
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? ?
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- Oh, God.
- Absolutely, Nellie.
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I know you want that job
as much as I do.
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Whatever happens happens.
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I heard Nellie Carmichael
had her makeup
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tattooed to her face.
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What did you say?
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She said she heard
your makeup has been
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tattooed to your face.
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Speaking of makeup,
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I hope your mascara's
waterproof this cycle, Sadie.
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That was
three years ago, Nellie.
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John Edwards lived down
a love child faster than this.
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Kay?
- Don't engage.
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Don't engage.
- Uh-huh.
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I'll be right back.
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Yo, hook me up with a Pabst.
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It's Lola, right?
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Hi. I'm-I'm Sadie McCarthy.
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I love your Instagram.
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I feel like-
I feel like I know you.
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[laughs]
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You don't know me.
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But thanks.
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[quirky music]
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? ?
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Ah, Iowa,
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where, every four years,
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the political universe
descends,
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so that 300,000 Iowans
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can determine the future
of our democracy.
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[phone alarm ringing]
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The first contest
in our nation.
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Sometimes, it's so close,
they have to toss a coin.
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Let that thought sink in.
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Some may never live,
but the crazy never die.
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["Raising Hands Raising Hell
Raise 'Em High"]
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat rock music]
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Three, two...
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? This body isn't mine ?
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? But I got a heart of gold ?
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Yo, I'm at this
chicken wing buffet,
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AKA the Coachella
of the caucuses.
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This is the first big stop
for all the candidates
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who are trying
to win our votes,
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although you already know
who has my heart.
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This woman right here
convinced me
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politics is not
just for boomers.
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Y'all want to defund the police
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and finally stand up
to the gun lobby?
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She's our girl.
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You have my credit card
and my private account.
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What else
could you possibly need?
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Yeah, I-I gotta go.
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What was that about?
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Annie wants me
to drive her to college.
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She's got major anxiety about
transferring mid-semester.
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Freshman year is
kind of a rite of passage.
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So is the HPV vaccine.
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Don't have kids.
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It never ends with them.
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Surprise, surprise.
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No vegan options.
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Good thing I always roll
with a backup.
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Use my discount code LOLA
for 10% off,
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and subscribe to my newsletter
for more nutrition tips.
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What the hell is she doing?
263
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She's paying her way
through sponsored content
264
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and an advance from Substack.
265
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Behold, the brave new world
of campaign reporting.
266
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Making herself
a discount code
267
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,786
while promoting
the socialist candidate?
268
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,121
That's fucking hypocrisy.
269
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,914
Does she know anything
about journalism?
270
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,833
Doesn't matter.
She has more Twitter followers
271
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than "The Washington Post."
272
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,587
I remember when you actually
had to be employed
273
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by a legitimate news outlet.
274
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,632
And I remember when teenagers
didn't become household names
275
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,176
for surviving a mass shooting.
276
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,511
[sighs] Fair.
277
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This business is dying.
278
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[phone pings]
279
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[clears throat]
280
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[phone chimes]
281
00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,651
Want me to plug you in?
282
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,487
Gotta jump.
See you on the bus.
283
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,863
You've got scoop.
284
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,782
That's your scoop face. Spill.
285
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:42,869
You'll find out
when the world does.
286
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[phone dings]
287
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,461
Okay, okay.
288
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,757
[indistinct chatter]
289
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,687
[energetic music]
290
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:16,151
? ?
291
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,196
With politics having
descended into one endless,
292
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,241
horrific reality show,
isn't the presidential primary
293
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:26,245
just a higher-stakes version
of "The Bachelor"?
294
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,498
The Geriatric,
the ultimate elder statesman.
295
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:33,293
Former CIA director
and Secretary of State.
296
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,671
The Action Star,
who joined the race
297
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,675
after a Twitter poll came out
saying that 46% of Americans
298
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,761
would vote for him regardless
of party affiliation.
299
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,056
The Freshman, who has made
our entire political system
300
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,725
seem accessible
to the everyman
301
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:51,729
or, as she'd say, everyperson.
302
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,522
Let's call him the...
303
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,065
the Hot White Guy.
304
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,317
Because this
little-known Kansas mayor
305
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,945
could actually be
the Bachelor.
306
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,697
But he's polling dead last.
307
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,074
? ?
308
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,576
The Front-Runner.
309
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,703
Caroline Bennett has
the military vote
310
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,998
and writes mystery novels
under a pseudonym.
311
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,583
Yeah, I dig it.
312
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,169
It's fun, sassy,
313
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,797
and not at all what your editor
asked you to write.
314
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,134
Fuck him.
315
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,053
Shit.
316
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,348
[tense music]
317
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,975
? ?
318
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,061
Excuse me,
I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
319
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,897
with Liberty-
- No, thanks.
320
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,565
- Excuse me.
- Ugh.
321
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,442
I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
with Liberty Direct News.
322
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,152
I was hoping I could ask you
a couple of questions.
323
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,987
I have a question for you.
324
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,448
How do you sleep at night?
325
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,825
Like a baby
in a satin bonnet,
326
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,660
as secure as a Reagan economy.
327
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,247
[phone ringing]
Thank you.
328
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,418
Hey.
329
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,587
How does
a Labor Day wedding sound?
330
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,630
Too close to the general.
331
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,631
Christmas weekend?
332
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,091
My father will kill me
333
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,425
if we compete
with his Christmas.
334
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,843
I was thinking summer,
335
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,221
sometime after the primaries
but before the convention.
336
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,014
And by "I'm thinking,"
you mean...
337
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,141
I've already pinned
two possible venues.
338
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,851
Virtual tours are
on our shared calendar,
339
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,186
but I can't talk right now.
340
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,688
If I'm gonna be
the next Gayle King,
341
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,648
I've got to land that promotion
and get on POTUS.
342
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,858
You will,
and Nellie Carmichael will be
343
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,402
dust in your rearview mirror.
344
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,945
Stop that.
Nellie's my friend.
345
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,697
I root for her.
She roots for me.
346
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,824
And I am rooting for you.
347
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,243
I gotta go.
348
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,495
We can never let our hearts
turn to stone,
349
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,706
and we can never let things
fall apart so much
350
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,249
that we cannot create a center,
351
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,167
where the future
of our children counts
352
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,669
more than the scars
of our past.
353
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,422
These days,
it's easy to lack conviction,
354
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,174
to go into our corners
and slander our enemies.
355
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:47,845
But America works better
when we confront them,
356
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,681
when we accept
that building a future
357
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,057
is not a God-given right.
358
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,892
[phone buzzing]
It's work.
359
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,602
It's obligation.
360
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:56,854
It's duty.
361
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,522
[scattered applause]
- [snoring]
362
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,274
"Democratic
presidential candidates
363
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,359
"threw jabs at Republicans
and each other
364
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,194
"at the annual
Cluck into the Caucuses
365
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,487
fundraising dinner."
366
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,157
Why are you reading me
back to me?
367
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,700
"Throwing jabs"-
368
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,661
I'm just confirming,
that's what you meant to send?
369
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,996
[scoffs]
370
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,372
Is there something wrong
with it?
371
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,877
It's okay,
in a clich�d Politico way.
372
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,337
It just doesn't have
your normal color.
373
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,464
Yes, but I don't do color
anymore, you see,
374
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,549
because I am
an objective newsman.
375
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,302
I am above personal opinions
and basic hygiene.
376
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,012
Where are we
with the Bennett interview?
377
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,555
I have some calls out.
378
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,890
Look, I told you
379
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,558
that if you want to prove
to the masthead
380
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,227
that you deserve to be back,
you gotta get there first.
381
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,646
Remember, you're on thin ice.
- Yeah. Yeah.
382
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:40,898
I can do that.
383
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,232
Jamie loves me.
384
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,567
I wrote
her great-grandfather's obit.
385
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,652
Yeah, well,
Jamie had a breakdown
386
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,446
and opened a country store
in Cobble Hill.
387
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,032
- What?
- D.C. is hearing
388
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,744
that Bennett just poached
a new press secretary.
389
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,995
Go through him.
- Fine.
390
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,830
Who is it?
- Some guy named-
391
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,832
? Big boy pants
'cause my pockets is thick ?
392
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,709
? Hello Kitty keychain
hang straight from my hip ?
393
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,544
? Got a big boy bag,
got a big boy drip ?
394
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,463
? Make a little girl sad
'cause a big boy rich ?
395
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,298
? I'm a girl, I'm a girl,
I'm a girl, I know ?
396
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,258
? But I got a big mouth
and a big boy flow ?
397
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,386
? Yeah, they only wanna listen
when the bitches being hos ?
398
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,096
? But you're an incel,
I can tell, I know ?
399
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,764
Wait, is that it?
Is that the whole song?
400
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,432
? Boys rule, girls drool,
that's just the facts ?
401
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,142
? And if you think
any different ?
402
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,352
? Then you're gonna
get smacked ?
403
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,603
? Flat back on the floor ?
404
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,438
? Nice, love it, feminism ?
405
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,440
? Big boy pants
'cause my pockets is thick ?
406
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,275
? Hello Kitty keychain
hang straight from my hip ?
407
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,777
? Got a big boy bag,
got a big boy drip ?
408
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,445
? Make a little girl sad
'cause... ?
409
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,697
Shit.
410
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,781
Loafers?
411
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,116
You've gotta be kidding me.
412
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,785
[laughs]
I wish I was.
413
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,079
And I can't tell Bruce.
414
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,622
If he finds out,
he'll pull me off Bennett,
415
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,458
and I really, really need
to prove myself.
416
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,419
How did your ex go
from bagman
417
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,920
to press secretary
in one cycle?
418
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,964
"Ex" is a bold term.
419
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:50,092
And he always was
an ambition monster.
420
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,635
And how did it end
between you two?
421
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,429
Bad enough that I can
definitely see him
422
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,764
cockblocking my interview,
which, you know,
423
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,475
my entire career
and livelihood are resting on.
424
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,768
Skip it.
425
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,355
There's better stories
out there than Bennett.
426
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,315
Where are you right now?
427
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,650
I'm drinking alone.
428
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,986
In Chicago
with Charlie and Annie.
429
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,904
I caved.
- Hey, Sadie.
430
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,824
Oh, good for you.
Hi, Annie.
431
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,118
She's been gone or on
the phone all day, Sadie.
432
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,494
Dad and I did all the work.
433
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,495
Hello.
434
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,622
Are these my bras I'm folding?
435
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,249
I take it your tip
didn't pan out?
436
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,792
Find another story.
437
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,337
And for the last time,
what's my number one rule?
438
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,671
both: Don't fuck the flack.
439
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,173
My mother,
ladies and gentlemen.
440
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,091
[knock at door]
- I gotta go.
441
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,053
[sighs]
442
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,471
Hello, Charles.
443
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,848
Harry.
444
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,226
- Grandpa!
- Sweetie pie!
445
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,188
Hi, Dad.
446
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,191
[soft pop music playing]
447
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:54,532
? ?
448
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,496
Hey. Hey there. Hey.
449
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:04,084
[both laugh nervously]
- Oh.
450
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,378
So, uh, what are the odds
451
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,506
that you'd give me the first
interview with Bennett?
452
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,008
Run it on the front,
Sunday edition.
453
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,385
Sadie.
454
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,680
If I was drowning
in a tsunami of cow shit,
455
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:21,058
and you were the only one
with a lifeboat and Febreze,
456
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,309
I would not give this to you.
457
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,896
[laughing]
That's funny.
458
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,439
So you're still mad?
459
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,192
- [chuckles]
- It was-how long ago was it?
460
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,568
Three years?
- Yeah, three years.
461
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,278
Three years ago,
and you know what, I seem
462
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,863
to remember you being the one
that always said,
463
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,615
what happens on the road
stays on the road.
464
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,908
Did I?
465
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,035
You know, I think I was
referring to Jell-O shots
466
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,995
in Milwaukee when I said that,
467
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,997
not our entire relationship.
468
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,166
Relation-see,
I don't think I realized
469
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,835
we were in
a full-on relationship.
470
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,087
[laughs]
471
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,880
You haven't changed one bit.
472
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,757
Yeah, well,
we could have talked about it,
473
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,718
if you hadn't hopped
on an Acela and fled to D.C.
474
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,136
You know,
it was a Delta shuttle.
475
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,595
- Oh, so sorry.
- And unlike you,
476
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,347
I chose not to spend
the off cycle sulking
477
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,516
and, um, writing
about a dead duck.
478
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,227
She was a Chinese mallard.
479
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,771
The Governor is excited
to be back in Iowa
480
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,815
to talk to real Americans
about real solutions.
481
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,941
Just ten minutes.
482
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,443
We have no further comment.
483
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,986
I liked you better
when you were a bagman.
484
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,279
Bet you did.
485
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,864
Kimberlyn.
- Hey.
486
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,116
Hey. Already?
487
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,617
I'm trying
to get work done, okay?
488
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,245
[both laugh]
[indistinct chatter]
489
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,080
[line trills]
490
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,790
Theresa, hi.
491
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,626
Hi, it's-it's Sadie McCarthy
from "The New York Sentinel."
492
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,295
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get that.
493
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,464
But just tell Bennett
that the first interview
494
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,798
has to be with "The Sentinel."
495
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,801
Long time. Yeah. Yeah.
Random question.
496
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,220
You and Bennett play
pickleball together, right?
497
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,973
Yes, my editor put me
back on politics.
498
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,185
Jamie, Jamie,
surely you still have hope.
499
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,603
No. No.
500
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,146
I can't go through
her press secretary
501
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,066
for reasons I cannot get into.
502
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,234
No, I'm not in the bathroom.
503
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,987
[line clicks]
Fuck!
504
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,989
[line beeping]
Fuck!
505
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,701
Fuck!
506
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,328
Who's got
the first cable sit-down
507
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,038
with Caroline Bennett?
- Liberty Direct News.
508
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,998
Liberty Direct News?
509
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:12,336
[laughing]
Not exactly a friendly outlet.
510
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,004
Who is it? Nellie Carmichael?
511
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,799
Actually, it's gonna be
with Kimberlyn Kendrick.
512
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,844
Kimberlyn? Uh-huh.
513
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,640
All right. Thanks.
514
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,858
Kimberlyn Kendrick.
515
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:43,701
Venti cinnamon
almond milk macchiato.
516
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,452
Bingo.
517
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,912
Saying yes
to your own wellness...
518
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,164
Saying yes
to your own wellness
519
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,751
often means saying no
to others.
520
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,379
If you keep saying yes
to everyone,
521
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,757
you will have nothing left
for yourself.
522
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,884
[steady music]
523
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:04,555
[phone buzzing]
524
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,057
Good morning, Nellie!
525
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,392
Oh.
526
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,936
No, honey, you sound awful.
527
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,355
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
528
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,567
Is there anything
I can do to help?
529
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:20,572
Oh, Nellie, that event is,
like, two hours away, right?
530
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,743
No, no. It's fine. Fine, no.
531
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,329
I got you. Just feel better.
532
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,124
Hi, fam!
533
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,751
I'm at the University of Iowa.
534
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,462
And before we get some action
with our candidate crush,
535
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,255
I want to break down
some of her talking points.
536
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,925
So first, Green New Deal is not
just gonna save our planet
537
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,011
from all the shit
that we have done to it-
538
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,512
fucking straws-
539
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,264
but it's also gonna
save your future
540
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:51,101
by creating a green economy
and bridge the wealth gap.
541
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,145
We'll be making a living wage
on our wind farm,
542
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,314
so we're not gonna have to win
the next round of "Squid Game"
543
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,940
just to buy dad a new kidney.
544
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,400
Amazing. I know.
545
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,819
Next, when y'all hear my girl
bring up MMT,
546
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,780
she's not telling you
to "meet me there."
547
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:06,742
She's talking about
Modern Monetary Theory.
548
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,243
So you know
how we're always hearing
549
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,913
how we have to balance
our budget?
550
00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,164
No. We don't.
551
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,624
We have enough money to pay
552
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,000
for everything
that society needs.
553
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,170
All we have to do
is hit print.
554
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,380
Kimberlyn?
555
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,799
It's Sadie.
556
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,300
I'm so pissed.
557
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,968
They messed up my coffee order.
558
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,514
Do you want my venti cinnamon
almond milk macchiato?
559
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,141
Hi.
[laughs nervously]
560
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,727
- Thank you.
- Oh.
561
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,313
Enjoy.
562
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:39,316
I am still waiting, y'all,
and I'm fully about to get
563
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,734
a UTI from holding my pee.
564
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,444
But you gotta sacrifice
for the cause.
565
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,947
I'm trying to get y'all
some legit face time
566
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,115
with the candidate.
567
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,909
[crowd cheering]
- Hi.
568
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,327
Here she comes.
569
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,996
Hi. Hi.
570
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,833
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
571
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,918
Congresswoman,
do you really believe
572
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,837
that redistribution will
benefit the poor
573
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,547
when capitalism has lifted-
574
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,716
Oh, thank you.
So nice to meet you.
575
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,218
Whoo!
576
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,345
Do you really believe
that redistribution will
577
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,055
benefit the poor
when capitalism has lifted
578
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,183
more people out of poverty
than any other economic system?
579
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,686
Why are you afraid
of Liberty Direct News?
580
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,021
Maybe because
you're the devil.
581
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,313
Oh, says the party
that's supposed
582
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,523
to stand up for free speech.
583
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,774
Your network's words
584
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,359
are literally violence.
585
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,652
Words are not violence.
586
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,195
Get out of here!
[crowd yelling]
587
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,280
Stop! What are you doing?
588
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,489
Whoa, whoa!
589
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,033
Stop it! No!
590
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,242
Guys, stop!
591
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:33,538
[crowd yelling]
592
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:37,499
crowd: [chanting] Far Right
fake news has got to go!
593
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,084
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
594
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,919
Far Right fake news
has got to go!
595
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,172
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
596
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,883
Lola Rahaii just turned
a panel about monetary policy
597
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:48,010
into a livestream
of a mini riot.
598
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,553
Guaranteed NOTD.
599
00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:51,096
Being in the right place
at the right time
600
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,222
doesn't make you a reporter.
601
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,891
It doesn't?
602
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:56,143
She goes to all
the cool protest marches.
603
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,603
I heard she chained herself
604
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,313
to a chicken processing plant
in Ames
605
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,773
to protest inhumane conditions.
606
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,232
Why do you sound jealous?
607
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,068
You ate half the coop
at the buffet yesterday.
608
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,070
I'm-I'm just saying,
it must be nice
609
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,696
to stand up
for what you believe in
610
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:08,781
and still have a job.
611
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:09,990
She doesn't have a job.
612
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:11,033
She has a phone.
613
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,294
Sadie, get off Instagram.
614
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,246
[sighs]
615
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,332
Your dad's taking you
to breakfast in half an hour.
616
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,958
I'm leaving, unless you need me
617
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,503
to fold something else
or give you a sex talk.
618
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,089
You gave me the sex talk
when I was five.
619
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,590
I was the only girl
in kindergarten
620
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,258
who knew the word "vulva."
621
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,095
Accuracy matters.
622
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,266
Okay, you two.
623
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,727
Be good. Don't get pregnant.
624
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:43,273
Abortions are now illegal
pretty much everywhere.
625
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,900
Mom. Ugh.
626
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:48,278
What he/him Iowan
do I have to blow
627
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,364
to get a Lyft out here?
628
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,032
Y'all, send help.
- Wait.
629
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:55,160
I'm in the middle
of an Iowan farm.
630
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:58,497
Help!
631
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,624
[inquisitive music]
632
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,294
Why is Kimberlyn with Lola?
633
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,137
So what's Uber saying?
634
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,972
Lyft. We Lyft.
635
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:18,308
And it's completing
a nearby trip.
636
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,145
In fucking Omaha?
637
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,146
Ugh!
638
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:25,649
Motherfucking shit cunt.
639
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:28,318
Oh, my God, I'm being canceled?
640
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,987
No, no, no!
641
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:33,032
No good deed, man.
No fucking good deed.
642
00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:36,160
Okay, so, Lola, I need you
to focus on getting us a ride,
643
00:25:36,161 --> 00:25:37,745
because I'm gonna be late
for an interview.
644
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,955
Okay, chill!
I didn't make you late.
645
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:41,540
If you had a thing
in Des Moines,
646
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,250
why'd you bounce
all the way to Iowa City?
647
00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,293
My friend was sick,
648
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:45,669
and she asked me to cover.
649
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,130
Women help women.
650
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,759
Kind of like
what I just did for you?
651
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:55,971
I wasn't sure
you identified as a woman,
652
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,848
and I would hate to misgender.
653
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,267
[laughs]
Okay, I'm sorry, Kimmy.
654
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,019
I think that you were
trying to drag me just now,
655
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,520
but that might have been
the wisest thing
656
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,772
that I've ever heard you say.
657
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,148
Like you've ever
even watched me.
658
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:09,151
You don't know me.
I watch everyone.
659
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,820
Know thy enemy, just don't
give them all your energy.
660
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,655
Oh, is that from
one of your buttons?
661
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,907
Honestly,
I don't mean to be rude,
662
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:17,369
but are you even a reporter?
663
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,579
According to The Cut,
I am the eyes and ears
664
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,373
of my entire generation.
665
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,708
What about you?
What's a Black woman doing
666
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,835
working at Liberty
White Nationalist News?
667
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:27,878
You want to do this
right now?
668
00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,546
Okay, let's do this.
669
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,006
I know what Liberty is.
670
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,926
They are racist,
because everyone is racist.
671
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,302
At least they're honest
about it.
672
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,179
It's better than
condescending Democrats
673
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,889
trying to tell me
that I'm a victim,
674
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:41,058
and only they know
what's best for me.
675
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,352
I'm not a Democrat,
just for the record.
676
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,062
[phone rings]
677
00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:46,105
Yo.
678
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,773
- Lola!
- Oh, is that the driver?
679
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,483
What's he saying?
- It's Sadie McCarthy.
680
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,694
- Who?
- From "The Sentinel."
681
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:52,945
We met the other night?
682
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,407
Never mind.
Can I talk to Kimberlyn?
683
00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:58,618
Yeah. It's for you.
684
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:03,163
- This is Kimberlyn.
- Kimberlyn! Sadie McCarthy.
685
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,834
I, uh-I see that you and Lola
are currently stranded,
686
00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:08,836
and I'm wondering
how you plan to make it back
687
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,879
in time for your interview
with Governor Bennett.
688
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,756
I appreciate
your concern, Sadie,
689
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,008
but I've got everything
under control.
690
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,509
My Uber will be here
any minute.
691
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,927
- Lyft!
- Well, if you're not on
692
00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,303
the road within the next
five minutes,
693
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,930
you're never gonna make it
in time.
694
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:23,100
Do you see that pickup
headed your way?
695
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,185
? ?
696
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:28,439
That's my friend Billy,
and his truck has
697
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,941
the horsepower to get you back
in plenty of time.
698
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:32,276
Why would you help me?
699
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,610
Look, it's very simple.
700
00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:35,154
You tell me
where you're scheduled
701
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,114
to meet Governor Bennett,
and the truck is yours.
702
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,324
Yeah, no, I'm not
giving you my exclusive.
703
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,035
You won't be!
My story won't publish
704
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,411
until after
your interview hits.
705
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,454
That's the beauty of print.
706
00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:44,663
We're slow as shit.
707
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,123
Are you with Lyft?
708
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,042
? ?
709
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:49,918
[mouthing words]
Come on!
710
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,462
Ugh, you know what? Fine.
711
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:52,796
Room 211.
712
00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,466
Thank you!
[exhales]
713
00:27:55,467 --> 00:28:01,430
? ?
714
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,724
- Are you Billy?
- Yep.
715
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,434
You coming?
716
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:09,146
I think I'll wait for Eddie
and his white Toyota Camry.
717
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:12,317
No offense, but you're toxic
for my brand.
718
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,402
Okay.
719
00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:22,702
? ?
720
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,664
Why, Iowa?
721
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:30,126
[crying]
722
00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:33,712
Jesus Christ.
723
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,172
You are relentless.
- Thank you.
724
00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:37,007
So, uh, pleading
with every member
725
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,759
of her kindergarten class,
that didn't work out for you,
726
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,178
so now you are
storming the castle.
727
00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:42,888
Governor's already arranged
a first interview-
728
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,431
With Liberty Direct News, yeah.
729
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,891
I know. Seriously?
730
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,476
They spent the entire
last cycle saying a woman
731
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,603
couldn't be commander-in-chief,
PMS and all.
732
00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,146
Black female correspondent.
733
00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:52,690
Hits all the demos
but speaks to the red states.
734
00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:54,274
It polled in the '90s.
- Yup. Yup.
735
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,359
The '90s.
736
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,694
Only things
that poll in the '90s
737
00:28:56,695 --> 00:28:58,195
are kittens and Kelly Clarkson.
738
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:00,030
And we're supposed to shift
our whole strategy
739
00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:01,490
'cause Sadie McCarthy wants in?
It's not happening.
740
00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,909
If you knew
the pressure I was under-
741
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,661
The pressure you're under?
742
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:07,663
Sadie, we're running
for president.
743
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:09,456
We have four days
until the caucus.
744
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,626
That gives me 5,760 minutes-
745
00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:14,044
- What?
- I went to Yale-
746
00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:15,546
to convince
the good people of Iowa
747
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,214
to caucus for Governor Bennett,
and I'm just-
748
00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:20,051
I'm wasting two of them
talking to you.
749
00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:25,347
[phone dings]
750
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:26,975
Dale.
751
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,645
Hey.
752
00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,355
Hi.
753
00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,065
Hey, it's me.
754
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:38,527
I, uh-I gave you
a coffee earlier.
755
00:29:38,528 --> 00:29:41,405
Hey, I was wondering,
can I borrow your cart
756
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,033
for ten minutes?
757
00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:46,869
Okay, here's the deal.
758
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,329
I screwed up at work,
and my bosses gave me
759
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:51,081
a second chance,
and then this is it.
760
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:54,251
This moment right now,
we are-here we are,
761
00:29:54,252 --> 00:29:56,462
and I have to nail
this interview
762
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,589
to prove I can do this,
not just to my boss,
763
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:01,467
but to all of
the Dale Petersons of the world
764
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,135
who are just waiting
for us to screw up
765
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,803
so they can take our jobs.
766
00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,096
Actually, you know what?
They're not even waiting
767
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:07,639
for us to screw up.
768
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,558
They are happy
to steal our jobs
769
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:10,934
right out from under us.
770
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,436
They don't even need a reason.
771
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,021
They just get to win,
772
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:18,026
even though Nate Silver
promised us they wouldn't.
773
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,070
Fuck Nate Silver.
774
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,739
[tense music]
775
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:27,701
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
776
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:35,001
? ?
777
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:54,270
Housekeeping!
778
00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,316
Hi. I'm not housekeeping.
779
00:30:59,317 --> 00:31:01,068
I was just hoping to talk to-
- What's going on?
780
00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:02,569
Governor Bennett,
Sadie McCarthy.
781
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,154
Governor, Governor!
I'm so sorry, Governor.
782
00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,614
I already told her
your schedule is full.
783
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,200
- I just need five minutes.
- Sadie McCarthy.
784
00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,411
Your byline is
appointment reading.
785
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:12,121
[laughs]
I loved your obituary
786
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:14,081
of the Central Park duck.
787
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:16,459
She was a Chinese mallard.
788
00:31:16,853 --> 00:31:20,504
All right, Governor Bennett,
I promised
789
00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:24,341
I'd keep it short,
so I have two questions.
790
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:27,511
What are five things you want
America to know about you?
791
00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:28,929
That's five questions.
792
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,639
And the second?
793
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,517
How are you going
to break our hearts?
794
00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:35,102
Ah.
795
00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:40,190
Well, I could tell you
about my next mystery novel.
796
00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:42,276
It's about
a wrongly-accused pastry chef.
797
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:44,611
I'm calling it
"Flour in the Attic."
798
00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:46,822
And I'm sure I could rattle off
a few fun facts
799
00:31:46,823 --> 00:31:48,282
folks don't know about me,
800
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,868
but I'd rather answer
your second question.
801
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:53,454
Because that's the one
that's really scary, isn't it?
802
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,456
How am I going
to screw this up?
803
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:57,583
Let's talk about that.
Let's talk about...
804
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,710
As she articulated
her hopes,
805
00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:03,464
her dreams,
her eyes never leaving mine,
806
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:07,134
I could feel the familiar
shiver down my spine.
807
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:10,054
I remembered what it felt like
to fall in love.
808
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:13,223
I should have resisted,
but I didn't.
809
00:32:13,224 --> 00:32:16,393
[quirky music]
810
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:18,854
? ?
811
00:32:18,855 --> 00:32:20,397
- Thanks, Billy.
- You're welcome.
812
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:27,489
? ?
813
00:32:29,484 --> 00:32:31,575
Kimberlyn.
814
00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:33,243
I just tried to call you.
815
00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:36,914
Oh, no, you didn't just
send me on a wild goose chase
816
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:37,915
to steal my interview!
817
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,750
Oh, my God, sweetie, no.
818
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:42,628
I was suddenly feeling better,
you were miles away,
819
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:45,756
and I do not want us
to lose this opportunity.
820
00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:46,840
Yeah, don't worry.
821
00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:49,010
We won't.
822
00:32:50,681 --> 00:32:55,974
Hi, I'm Kimberlyn Kendrick
with Liberty Direct News.
823
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,060
Is the Governor ready?
824
00:32:58,061 --> 00:32:59,604
Kenny!
825
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:05,859
I heard ISIS was
in the lobby.
826
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,570
Maybe you could get a sit-down.
827
00:33:08,571 --> 00:33:10,239
"We are
sentient human beings
828
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,782
"who can't help
but pick a side.
829
00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:14,868
To pretend otherwise
is to deceive readers."
830
00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,870
Why are you reading me
back to me?
831
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:17,955
Just shh.
832
00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,457
Don't interrupt.
833
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:22,960
"I want to pour my soul
into every story,
834
00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:25,170
wrestle with the facts
and come out with the truth."
835
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,630
both: "I want to tell you
836
00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:29,383
what I really think
about the candidates."
837
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:32,928
"And the state
of our fragile democracy.
838
00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:35,055
In doing so, I will reinvent."
839
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,640
both: "I will heal."
840
00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:40,145
"And maybe my readers
will heal with me."
841
00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:47,484
You hate it.
842
00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:49,695
- I didn't say that.
- It's too gonzo.
843
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,655
You want me to tone it down.
I can tone it down.
844
00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,407
I'll do another pass.
I'll get it-
845
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:55,159
Did I say I want you
to tone it down?
846
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,368
Well, you're not
saying anything,
847
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,120
which is really
freaking me out!
848
00:33:58,121 --> 00:33:59,121
It's good, Sadie.
849
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:00,539
It's not objective,
850
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,875
which is the one thing
we asked you to do.
851
00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,501
But-hell, I don't know.
852
00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,795
Maybe objectivity
isn't as important
853
00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:08,756
as authenticity here.
854
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:10,215
I'm sorry.
855
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,009
Would you care to repeat that
on the record?
856
00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:15,596
You have a point of view,
and you're honest about it.
857
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:17,848
We've been objective
for hundreds of years,
858
00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:22,019
and our readers trust us
less than ever before.
859
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,854
Maybe we're doing
something wrong.
860
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:25,189
[scoffs]
861
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,857
[soft dramatic music]
862
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:30,027
I've convinced the masthead
to run it on the front.
863
00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:31,570
Oh!
864
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:34,114
Better hurry if we're
gonna make the bulldog.
865
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:36,950
[yelling and laughing]
866
00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:39,370
Page one, bitch!
867
00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,204
Whoo!
868
00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:42,748
Band or DJ?
869
00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,124
Both.
870
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,211
Seafood tower
or no seafood tower?
871
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,712
If we're not gonna have
a seafood tower,
872
00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,589
why bother getting married
in the first place?
873
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,716
[phone dings]
874
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:56,720
My mom is worried
that the venues you liked
875
00:34:56,721 --> 00:34:58,222
are a little too small.
876
00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,474
She wants us to go
check out Cipriani
877
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:05,187
and the botanical gardens
when we have time.
878
00:35:05,188 --> 00:35:07,106
Baby?
879
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,066
Are you zoning out on me?
880
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:12,695
"Great job on the Governor,
but the network felt
881
00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:15,489
"viewers would respond more
to Nellie.
882
00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:17,908
"She got POTUS detail.
883
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:20,828
You stay on the Dems."
884
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:24,415
"Respond more to Nellie."
885
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:25,708
Well, we know what that means.
886
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,459
It means
what it always means,
887
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:31,046
and you will rise above
like you always do.
888
00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:34,800
Oh, I'm so sick
of having to rise above!
889
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,386
I was chapter president
of my sorority!
890
00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:38,887
I was on
the "Harvard Law Review"!
891
00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:41,432
I am the only Black woman
to ever headline
892
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:43,475
the Young Republicans
Convention.
893
00:35:43,476 --> 00:35:45,728
And I landed
the fucking exclusive!
894
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:48,439
God damn, what more do
these people want from me?
895
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,733
That's right, baby.
Let it out!
896
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,901
[breathing deeply]
897
00:35:52,902 --> 00:35:57,614
? ?
898
00:35:57,615 --> 00:36:00,034
She was being
attacked, Ashley.
899
00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:02,494
Violence against women
isn't a partisan issue!
900
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:04,455
"Black lives matter"
doesn't only apply to people
901
00:36:04,456 --> 00:36:05,956
with our same politics!
902
00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,833
I mean, screw them.
I'll find another sponsor.
903
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:10,753
Their protein bars
tasted like ass anyway.
904
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:17,301
? ?
905
00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:18,970
[phone dings]
906
00:36:18,971 --> 00:36:23,349
"Governor Caroline Bennett,
the leading candidate
907
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,975
"in the Democratic race
for president,
908
00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:27,686
"allegedly engaged
in an erotic club,
909
00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:29,646
"recruiting vulnerable
women and men
910
00:36:29,647 --> 00:36:31,648
"to join her
in illicit sexual activity,
911
00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:33,525
"according to a source
with direct knowledge
912
00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:36,362
of the underground club's
existence in Chicago."
913
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:38,072
Fucking Grace.
914
00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:40,532
[suspenseful music]
915
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,076
Hey!
916
00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:43,994
Heads-up would have been nice.
917
00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,621
I just wrote a Bennett blowjob!
918
00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:47,539
[laughing]
Oh, I'm sorry, Sadie.
919
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:50,000
Did I forget to mention
that the candidate I work for
920
00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:53,379
is a sexual deviant whose past
may have included wild orgies?
921
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,297
My bad.
- The story's spreading
922
00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:56,840
like scabies online already.
923
00:36:56,841 --> 00:37:00,844
I look-I look like
a goddamn idiot!
924
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,304
Is she dropping out?
925
00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:03,889
Why would she drop out?
926
00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:06,183
These egregious allegations
are totally unfounded.
927
00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:08,436
Come on. Really?
928
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:13,107
Off the record,
she refuses to drop out,
929
00:37:13,108 --> 00:37:14,901
even though we're done.
930
00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:18,863
Are you okay?
931
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:25,077
Uh, yeah.
932
00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,579
It's just politics.
933
00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,997
Well, you don't look okay.
934
00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,708
Hey, Sadie, come on.
I don't have time.
935
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,334
And it's not just politics.
It never has been.
936
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:34,003
Not for you. Not for me.
937
00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,587
We were always the believers.
938
00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:37,256
Yeah, look where that got us.
939
00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:39,425
[elevator dings]
940
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,093
Hey, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
941
00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:44,054
Sorry.
942
00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:48,100
I'm sorry that I ghosted you.
943
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:52,312
Even if I wasn't fully aware
that we were serious.
944
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:56,275
We talked about
moving in together in D.C.
945
00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:59,236
So much alcohol.
946
00:37:59,237 --> 00:38:02,489
[laughs]
947
00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:04,366
[soft music]
948
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:08,328
I'm-I'm not-
949
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,456
I'm not great
950
00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:14,919
at relationships.
951
00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:18,505
It wasn't you.
952
00:38:18,506 --> 00:38:23,594
? ?
953
00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:26,889
Uh, well, um,
on deep background...
954
00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:28,766
[phone dings]
[phone buzzes]
955
00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:31,769
I hadn't heard about anything
worse than a parking ticket
956
00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:33,520
till Grace reached out
for comment.
957
00:38:33,521 --> 00:38:35,147
Why didn't this come out
in self-oppo?
958
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,399
She refused to do self-oppo.
959
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,276
I guess it's hard
to see our own flaws.
960
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:42,614
[phone buzzing]
961
00:38:44,407 --> 00:38:46,408
Yeah.
I know, I know, I know.
962
00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:49,578
Dale is writing the leadoff
for the front.
963
00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,629
We still have time
to make late editions.
964
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:54,625
And my story?
965
00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:57,586
We run it web-only,
linking to Dale's piece.
966
00:38:57,587 --> 00:38:59,338
Stay on the bus
until she drops out.
967
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,965
Gah!
968
00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:05,970
God damn it.
969
00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:14,228
How come your luggage
doesn't squeak?
970
00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:15,813
Seven cycles, bitch.
971
00:39:15,814 --> 00:39:17,940
You'll get there.
972
00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:20,651
[scoffs]
973
00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:22,820
I'm sorry about the story.
974
00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:25,114
I know Bennett was
an important get for you.
975
00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,532
Well, you dropped the hints.
976
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,158
I should have
picked up on them.
977
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,660
So Chicago.
978
00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:32,079
That was a really nice thing
you did for Annie.
979
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,414
Mm.
980
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:34,748
But I noticed that your story
981
00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:37,001
had a Chicago dateline.
982
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:40,629
Did you take Annie to college
to chase a source?
983
00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:42,006
It was a really big scoop.
984
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,091
- [laughs]
- I'm allowed to multitask.
985
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,677
Mother of the year.
986
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:49,221
Sorry.
- Oh, don't be. You're lucky.
987
00:39:49,222 --> 00:39:50,597
Nobody expects you to be
988
00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:53,350
Martha Stewart
and Bob Woodward.
989
00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:55,185
There was a time
when career women
990
00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:56,979
couldn't be childless messes.
991
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,522
Oh, my God!
992
00:39:58,523 --> 00:40:00,816
Y'all do understand that gender
is a social construct, right?
993
00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:02,359
Tell that to my pelvic floor.
994
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,862
[laughs]
995
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,697
Kimmy! Oh!
996
00:40:06,698 --> 00:40:09,033
Ruiner of my career.
Come. Come, come, come.
997
00:40:09,034 --> 00:40:11,118
Join our elite
media drinking game.
998
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:14,204
Take a shot every time somebody
says "source" or "scoop."
999
00:40:14,205 --> 00:40:16,123
- [laughs]
- You do realize
1000
00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:18,042
that if Liberty had broken
that story,
1001
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:21,295
it would have been dismissed
as a partisan hit job.
1002
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:24,923
But the liberal media gets it,
1003
00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:27,676
and it's,
"All hail the scoop queen!"
1004
00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:30,054
Hey, that's one!
1005
00:40:30,055 --> 00:40:31,221
We're not liberal.
1006
00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:33,474
We're objective.
- Yeah.
1007
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,100
Keep telling yourself that.
1008
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:37,394
Well, Bennett's done.
1009
00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:39,605
So can we objectively agree
1010
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,734
that we're all riding
a zombie bus to nowhere?
1011
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:53,077
Yo, print.
1012
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,745
Old-school.
1013
00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:57,832
[camera shutter clicking]
1014
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,127
- Lola Rahaii.
- Hi.
1015
00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:03,629
I saw your TikTok.
1016
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,047
The way you broke down
the Green New Deal,
1017
00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:06,799
that was super dope.
1018
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,426
We should do a one-on-one
at some point.
1019
00:41:09,427 --> 00:41:10,594
Yeah. Yeah.
1020
00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:12,262
Congresswoman,
your car is here.
1021
00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:13,931
I'll find you.
1022
00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:15,934
[both laugh]
1023
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:21,022
[laughs]
1024
00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:26,026
[metal detector trilling]
1025
00:41:26,027 --> 00:41:27,778
Hey, sweetie.
1026
00:41:27,779 --> 00:41:30,781
I know yesterday was super
intense for the both of us,
1027
00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,867
but I hope
we can still be friends.
1028
00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:36,662
Let me make myself
very clear.
1029
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:39,456
I'm gonna do
what our bosses ask me to do.
1030
00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:40,916
I'll cover the Democrats,
1031
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:44,044
and I will exceed
their expectations
1032
00:41:44,045 --> 00:41:47,214
until I don't just have
your job,
1033
00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:49,800
I have any job I want,
1034
00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:54,013
and you're back waiting tables
at a Hooters in Plano.
1035
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:59,309
So by all means,
underestimate me.
1036
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:00,686
That'll be fun.
1037
00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,980
[soft dramatic music]
1038
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:04,732
Get out.
1039
00:42:04,733 --> 00:42:11,447
? ?
1040
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:12,948
Back off, boys.
1041
00:42:12,949 --> 00:42:15,618
These seats are reserved
for the major dailies.
1042
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:19,288
Keep moving.
1043
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:26,588
? ?
1044
00:42:36,681 --> 00:42:39,141
"Wall Street Journal."
1045
00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:41,685
Don't mind if I do.
1046
00:42:41,686 --> 00:42:42,770
Well, I'll just do it
on here.
1047
00:42:42,771 --> 00:42:44,313
Thanks so much.
1048
00:42:44,314 --> 00:42:46,523
Did you get that, Tim?
We gotta do it on the app.
1049
00:42:46,524 --> 00:42:48,484
Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry!
1050
00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:51,487
Sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
- No, that's-
1051
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,072
Sadie McCarthy.
- Yes.
1052
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:55,032
I just read
your article online.
1053
00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:56,742
It was good.
1054
00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,203
Too bad it had
the shelf life of sashimi.
1055
00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,871
Thank you?
1056
00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:02,039
Hey, I dug
your speech yesterday.
1057
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,540
- Oh.
- Too bad you have
1058
00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,542
no chance in hell
of winning this thing.
1059
00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:08,212
Ouch.
1060
00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:09,713
How about this?
1061
00:43:09,714 --> 00:43:12,216
If I make it to Nevada,
you do a piece on me.
1062
00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:14,094
[laughs]
1063
00:43:15,332 --> 00:43:18,097
I'm gonna miss my bus.
- Okay.
1064
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:19,139
Yeah.
1065
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,058
[upbeat music]
1066
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,142
That was weird.
1067
00:43:22,143 --> 00:43:25,145
Sorry.
1068
00:43:25,146 --> 00:43:27,398
I'm sorry. Hey.
1069
00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:28,691
[sighs]
1070
00:43:28,692 --> 00:43:30,359
Thanks for holding
the bus for me.
1071
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,568
You really think I'd do that?
1072
00:43:31,569 --> 00:43:33,779
Have you met me?
- [chuckles]
1073
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:35,406
There's gridlock on the I-80.
1074
00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:37,825
Oh, great.
1075
00:43:37,826 --> 00:43:40,536
To be a journalist
is to have a calling.
1076
00:43:40,537 --> 00:43:42,621
It's not a life you choose.
1077
00:43:42,622 --> 00:43:43,997
It chooses you.
1078
00:43:43,998 --> 00:43:45,541
For as long as I can remember,
1079
00:43:45,542 --> 00:43:48,419
all I wanted was
to brave the storms of life
1080
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,212
and write words that mattered.
1081
00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:53,173
And just like the boys
on the bus who came before me,
1082
00:43:53,174 --> 00:43:56,427
I was determined to seek
more than just the facts.
1083
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,429
I wanted the truth.
1084
00:43:58,430 --> 00:44:00,889
And I wasn't alone.
1085
00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:03,058
We may have started
as competitors,
1086
00:44:03,059 --> 00:44:05,102
but we would end as a family.
1087
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,396
This is a story
about the kind of friendship
1088
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:10,274
you never knew you needed
but can't live without.
1089
00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:12,276
We didn't realize it
at the time,
1090
00:44:12,277 --> 00:44:15,946
but our journey was about
to take one hell of a turn.
1091
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:17,698
One that would bring
all of us together
1092
00:44:17,699 --> 00:44:19,450
and force us
to risk everything
1093
00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:22,786
to save our fragile democracy
1094
00:44:22,787 --> 00:44:24,455
or go down with it.
1095
00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:29,419
? I don't wanna lose myself
again ?
1096
00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:33,297
[soft upbeat music]
1097
00:44:33,298 --> 00:44:40,430
? ?
1098
00:45:58,883 --> 00:46:01,094
Greg, move your head.
1099
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:03,096
Bye!
1100
00:46:03,146 --> 00:46:07,696
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