All language subtitles for Naked Attraction Season 10 Episode 1

In a time when serial swipers
are at a stalemate,

we're stripping back to basics to
help singles find their soul mates.

As we have a more instinctive
way to find love.

This program me contains adult content and full
frontal nudity from the start and throughout

Can picking a partner, based solely
on natural beauty...

Oh!

Wow. Ooh.

...help you find the one?

Wow. Ooh.

I'm a sex toy specialist.

What a dream job!

Willies. Oh, damn.

We like to start
where a good date ends...

Ooh.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes-

...naked.

Tonight, an electrician,
a hairdresser and a cabbie

undress to impress
for their potential soul mates.

Just let me lick your vagina.

Absolutely.

I love a blow job.

SHE LAUGHS
It's a disaster.

I have never seen this in my life.

I think that is a
beautifully kept bush.

Cock is king.

I don't know what to say,
I'm actually speechless.

Cue the music.

BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS

I would have my face in there
for hours.

When we're entirely exposed
in our unfiltered glory...

Grab a nice bag of fruit.

HE LAUGHS LIKE A BABOON
..what do we really find attractive?

HE BURPS LOUDLY

Green's loving it!

THEY ALL LAUGH

Wow.

I'm just taking it all in.

Oh! I heard those balls
hit the floor.

You don't get this on Countdown,
do you?

Let's find out,
by dating in reverse.

This is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked Attraction.

The dating show
that's a bit like a jumble sale,

with some collectables, second-hand
goods and a few hidden gems.

So, come on, let's have a rummage.

Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date.

But who's doing the choosing?

I'm Rara.

I'm 36 and I'm from Herefordshire.

I am a mum and I've been single
for about two years now.

The problem is,

my line of work makes it really hard
to meet the right guy, because...

...|...

...am a fetish model.

# It's time to get the chains out. #

I get asked to do some pretty
weird stuff.

I've been asked to make videos
of me honking my car horn...

Hey, baby!
CAR HORN HONKING

...blow my nose...

...pop balloons with my bum.

RARA LAUGHS

# Won't you sing me
your sweet lullaby? #

Guys just assume
that because of what I do,

that I'm going to be really kinky.

Or they just see me
as some sort of object

to brag to their friends about.

I want to meet a guy that likes me,

for me.

# So sing to me. #
HORN TOOTS

So, Rara, you gorgeous girl,

welcome to Naked Attraction.

Thank you.

Please tell me,
why on Earth are you single?

Well, I'm a fetish model and I seem
to keep attracting the wrong guys.

I'd like a man that is mature
and open-minded,

someone who's maybe got children,
as I have a son.

Let's find you a man.

Let's do it.

Are you ready to play the game?

I am ready.

All right, in front of you,
you have got six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is
a naked person just for you.

Oh, yes.
RARA LAUGHS

And they each have an attribute

that you have said
you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you bit by bit.

All you've got to do is
whittle them down from six to one,

just using naked attraction alone.

OK. Are you ready to see
the bottom half?

I'm ready. Here we go.

Can we please see the bottom half
of the boys?

Ooh.
RARA LAUGHS

Wow.

Oh... Oh.

I don't know what to
sa...|'m actually speechless.

That is...quite insane.

Any surprises...

...in the pods, Rara?
RARA LAUGHS

Well, Blue.

He is...working with a weapon
right there, isn't he?

I mean, look at that.
RARA LAUGHS

Wow. And, I mean...he's got quite
little legs as well.

I mean, that is literally
a third leg.

In all my years...
RARA GIGGLES

That is quite impressive, really.
Is that real?

Haven't had a pump on it,
or anything?

RARA LAUGHS

What is it like
when it's...hard, you know?

Is it a...?
I...| daren't even ask.

Is it a grower, Blue?

Oh, my God.

SHE EXHALES
I think that's too big.

Is penis size important to you?

Yes, but actually,
I'm very small down there.

|'m...|'m shallow.

Like, there's actually
like a wall that you hit,

that you can't get past.

Isn't that just called a uterus?

Maybe, but it's...
I think that's your womb.

It's a wall, to me. OK.
THEY LAUGH

Rara might think

she comes in short downstairs,

but, surprisingly,
a recent study found

the average vaginal canal depth
to be only 3.77 inches.

However, during arousal,
it can elongate

to up to double the length

to allow for penetration.

Good news for most men,

with the average
British erect penis size

of 5.3 inches,

but bad news for Top of the Cocks,
New Yorker Jonah Falcon,

who holds the unofficial title

of the world's largest penis,

measuring 9 inches flaccid

and an eye-watering...
THEY GASP

...13.5 inches erect.

I can feel a headache coming on.

Let's have a look at Yellow.

Circumcised cock
we've got going on here.

Yeah, that is generally
what I prefer.

I'm slightly flying off to the right
there... Yeah. ..as well.

Bit of an angle on it.

So you've been manhandling it
a bit too much.

RARA LAUGHS

Let's go over to Orange.

I like his balls...

...quite into small balls.
RARA LAUGHS

Are you? LAUGHING: Yeah.

I had an ex boyfriend
whose were very dangly

and they just used to hang out of
his boxers, you know, like...

Uuh! ..yeah.

But I'd put those in my mouth. Hah.

Let's go with Pink.

Trim pubes are good and I do like
giving a blow job,

so if you trim them, you're going
to get more blowjobs, so...

There you go. You know,
it's an incentive.

There's the incentive.
RARA LAUGHS

I mean, obviously,
you're a fetish model.

So what kind of thing do men
tend to ask you for?

I had a guy who likes me
to honk a car horn.

I mean, he's bought me
an array of different horns.

Sol have an air horn,
I have a squeaky horn...

And you've just got to squeeze them?

Just make videos of me
squeezing them. Or...or my car horn.

Just driving along
and honking my car horn.

And it gives him the horn?

It must do.
RARA LAUGHS

All right, let's go with Red.

Great legs... Yes. ..and shaven.

Impressive. I like the size.

It looks like it would be big,
but not too big... Yes. ..for me.

So well done, Red.

That leaves Green.

He's got a nice penis.

His balls are slightly saggier...

Are they? ..than I would prefer.

They are definitely plums.

Yeah, I think... It's not too bad.

...they're not moving too far.
Not too bad.

OK, it's.. .decision time.

One of these boys
is going to have to go.

Oh, my God. This is a tough one.

Oh, I think...

...it's going to have to be Green.

LAUGHING: Why Green? I'm so sorry.

The balls are just...a bit danglier
than everyone else's, so...

RARA LAUGHS

OK.

You are saying goodbye to Ryan.

He's 27.

He's an electrician from Cumbria.

Hello, young man.
Heya, how you doing?

Would you have liked
to have had a date with Rara?

I would have, very much.

She sounds like just
like my type as well.

Thank you, Ryan.
Through the green arches.

Bye.

Bit gutted to be knocked out first
time, but Mr Blue is massive.

Even Anna said it was one
of the biggest she's ever seen

and, obviously, she's seen
a lot of clicks.

So you've still got
five boys remaining.

Can we see the middle part
of the bodies, please?

Ooh.

Wow.

Oh, Blue is just calling me.

Look at him,
he's flexing now, I mean...

He is flexing those boobs.

There's no pizza in that tummy,
is there?

Or it could all just go
to his penis...probably.

RARA LAUGHS
It cou... Absolutely.

I'm liking the look of Red,

because he's got very nice pecs.

Very, very smooth all over.

Do we get a little twirl?

That's a nice bum, isn't it?

And a nice back.
RARA LAUGHS

He's...he's working it for you
there, Rara.

You are strutting there.

What about if we have a look at
Pink?

So I'm liking the ink.

He also looks like he probably

enjoys a bit of pizza
and a beer as well,

which is always good.

All right, which leaves Orange.

Leaves Orange.

Loving the ink.

Bit of a clad bod, you know, cuddly.

And a little smattering of hair.

Yeah, not too much.

Well, it's decision time.

One of these boys has got to go
night-night.

Oh, I know.

This is so hard.

I think I'm going to have
to go for Pink.

Huh? Why Pink?

I'm just not into love handles.

Absolutely fine.

This is Nathan.

He's 34.

He's a domestic electrician
from Birmingham.

Hello. Hi.

Would you have liked a date with
Rara? I mean, yeah, definitely.

You're a stunning girl, obviously.

Thank you. You are.
You look great as well.

Through the arches you go,
my friend. Sorry. Bye. Goodbye.

Good bum. Yeah.

Clearly, these love handles are a
bit too much for you to handle.

Coming up, Rara bares all
before choosing who to date.

Gosh.

Magnificent.

And a brand-new singleton gets
to pick a partner based

on naked attraction.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, fetish model Rara whittled
six potential dates down to four,

based solely on naked attraction.

She can only choose one
guy to take on a date.

So who will she lose next?

Oh.

So, Rara, just remind us
why you're here.

I'm here because I want to meet
a man that loves me for me,

and not just because
I'm a fetish model.

You are about to see the boys'
faces.

But don't forget, Rara,

they get to see you as well.

Can we please reveal the
boy's faces?

Oh, I think it's going to have
to be Blue again.

He's got a very kind face, genuine,
nice teeth, a nice smile.

Do you think you could spot a guy's
fantasy through his eyes?

Mm... I think he'd probably
like a good spanking.

SHE LAUGHS

If Blue was into a bit of spanking,
then he wouldn't be the only one.

Research shows that popularity
in masochism is on the rise,

with the fetish receiving a 300%
increase in online searches

in the last 12 months.

Less popular, but more unusual,
fetishes include the zombie fetish,

sitophilia, which is an erotic
attraction to food,

or the burping fetish...
SHE BURPS

...which speaks for itself.

What's Orange's fantasy?

I can imagine, like,
you wanting me to dress up,

furry animal or something.
THEY LAUGH

He's got a nice face.

He looks like he would be
a real giggle.

Let's go to Yellow.

He's got a cheeky face.

He looks like he'd be
really good fun.

And he's got the longer
hair going on.

Yeah, not my preference,
but I think he's styled it well.

What's the Yellow's face
telling you?

I don't know, maybe that he wants to
make love to his car or something.

So what do you think of Red's face?

He looks like he would be very deep
and loving, very kissable lips.

Oh, look at that.

What would he be into?

Probably spanking me.

I think that's a yes.

OK, you've got these four
beautiful boys.

One of them has got to be binned.

Oh...so hard.

I think I'm going to have to say
no to Yellow.

Why Yellow?

It's the hair. Too styled?

Yeah.

You are saying goodbye to Tom.

He's 27.

He's a warehouse operative
from Mansfield.

Come down.

Hi. Hi.

Do you want to make love
to your car? I don't even drive.

Sorry. Don't drive.

It's no date. Goodbye.

Definitely gutted that I went out.

If it doesn't work out on your date,
give us a call.

OK, this is the voice round, Rara.
Yeah. Oh.

So, fellas, Rara works
as a fetish model.

What fetish best
describes you and why?

Let's go with Red first.

If I was fetish,
it would be role-play.

Because I can imagine doing
some things with you.

Oh-ho! Nice accent.

Where are you from?

I'm actually from London.

I love role-play,
damsel in distress.

Red's getting a bit
too into this. Where next?

Let's go with Orange.

A stainless steel chain.
Why?

I feel that us two will
have an unbreakable bond together.

Like a loo chain?

More of an industrial chain
so you can't break out.

Sounds slightly scary.

I quite like a Scottish accent.

Yeah. So, Blue.

I would be a food fetish
because I'd eat up everything,

including you.

Oh, nice. London?

Yeah. Yeah.

OK.

You have heard what the boys
have got to offer.

One of them has to go.

My God, I can't believe
I'm saying this.

It's going to have to be Blue.

Why Blue?

It's that penis, it's just huge.

You're saying goodbye to Ozzie?

He's 38.

He's a cab-driver from South
London.

Ozzie, come down.

Have you had this problem
before with girls going,

"Oz, mate, I just can't do it."?

Yeah, their first impression is
quite surprise sort of thing.

Ancl then, like,
"Nah, it's too big.".

Take yourself...and that really
huge penis...out.

Oh, sorry.

The penis is probably frightened her
a bit. Yeah. So it's not...

Up until this point, you've seen
them without their clothes on.

Now it's their turn.

Get your wedges off, lady.

See you later.

Based on naked attraction, fetish
model Rara has whittled six

potential dates down to two.

27-year-old construction
manager Odane

and 27-year-old
warehouse assistant Harry.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Congratulations.
You've made it to the final two.

Odane, Harry.

The last time you saw Rara,
it was with her clothes on.

That's about to change.
In you come, Rara.

# Cos I'm a lady

# Oh, my God

# Show 'em you're a lady... #

Gosh.

Magnificent.

Give us a spin, lady.

Incredible.

Well, Rara, you look amazing.

What do you like about your body?

I like that I'm feminine.

So, curvy and boobs.

Odane, what are you
loving about Rara?

MEEKLY: She's got big boobs.

Would you play with those boobs?
Oh, yeah, all clay.

Harry, come on, fella.

Booty is really, really nice.
And great boobs.

Want to grab them?

And what about the vulva?

Yeah, it's nice.
Clean shaven, pretty.

It's just neat. Very nice.

You now have to make a decision
about which boy you want to take

on a date.

Odane,

or Harry.

Who's it going to be?

Odane.0dane.

Are you a little bit gutted?
A wee bit.

Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry.

Back to Scotland you go.

Goodbye.

Oh, she is really attractive.

And she is a short girl and
that's what I'm into.

Let's have a look at you two.

Next time you guys see each other,
it's going to be with your clothes

back on. Off you go.

Have fun. Thank you.

She has a really nice smile
and a voluptuous body.

Who know, who know?
Anything can happen.

I hope it could lead
to something else.

Hopefully we're going to have lots
of fun and lots of flirting.

# I saw the fire in your eyes... #

Hello.

You look nice with clothes on.

You do too. Thank you.

Odane looked amazing
with his clothes off.

He looked even better with them on.

He's the full package.

You've got a Porn Star Martini?
I have.

It's a good drink. It is, isn't it?
It is.

She's really pretty. She's fit.

Do you have children?
Yes, I have two sons.

Do you? Oh, awesome.
It does mature you, doesn't it?

It really does.

It's really attractive
that he's got kids,

because that's exactly
what I was looking for.

Oh, look at you.

So it's perfect.

What do you think about me
doing fetish modelling?

I think it's pretty interesting,
to be honest.

When I'm not working,
I'm pretty normal.

I didn't know much about fetishes.

That's a bit out there, but, yeah,
we'll explore more.

Probably, if I had a fetish for you,

I'd like you to be, like,
if someone kidnapped...

Oh, yeah. You come from, like,
a super-rich family.

Ancl you're trying to maybe
bribe your way out of the situation.

Definitely fancying Odane.

# That's just the
way you make me feel... #

You have such pretty eyes.

Oh, thank you.

We have this pretty flirtatious kind
of chemistry thing going on.

Porn Star Martini, right?

They chose the passion fruit
for it because it's a aphrodisiac.

Oh! Very charming.

Very good looking. Nice smile.

# That's just the way you
make me feel... #

Mm, yeah.
SHE LAUGHS

So that's good.

Oh.

Well, I think the date
went really cool,

like, she made me laugh a lot.

The date has been amazing.

Definitely want to see him again.

He's what I came here to find.

So very HAPPY-

# It must be love on the brain... #

It's been a lovely time.

Would you like to meet
up again sometime, maybe?

Yes, definitely, good.

That'll be good.

I think I'm definitely going to go
in for a kiss at the end.

# And that must be love on the
brain... #

You've got nice lips...
Thank you.

# I can't get enough... #

Hi. Hi.

How are you doing? I'm good.
How are you?

Not bad. Not bad.

INTERVIEWER:
So how did they go for you both?

We have a nice date, didn't we?
Yeah. Yeah.

We went for a drink afterwards,
which was nice.

Yeah. We had a couple of kisses.

I did the the passion fruit
thing, didn't I?

Oh, yeah. Your smooth move.

It was fun, but it sort
of fizzled out, really.

I actually did text you, like
the weekend after, just seeing

how you were and you just said
that you were going out or something

and that was it.
She's not my biggest fan right now.

I am, it's fine.

I'm not going to cry about it again.

I hear you. I hear you.

It'd definitely be nice to
stay in touch.

I mean, I've got your number,
you've got mine,

but you are quite
crap at communication.

Sol can imagine it would be like
one or two texts a year.

That's why I've been
single for so long.

I'm just really not
really good at the texting thing.

For me, I've actually
had an epiphany and realised

that I enjoy the single
life too much.

I'll just remain
so until further notice.

Welcome back to Naked Attraction,
where, not for the first time,

the words "golly", "blimey" and
"does it go in?"

Will be used in the same breath.

Inside each of these six pods,

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked
to go on a date.

But who's doing the
choosing this time?

My name is Zeus.

I'm an image retoucher
and I'm from Norwich.

I'm a nerd, absolutely.

And proud.

# I'm nerdy in the extreme... #

My favourite hobby is
Dungeons and Dragons.

# I'm a champion of D&D... #

It's all about the fantasy
of the role-play.

You can be someone small, shy,
bookish,

or you can be a big,
strong buff man.

It's entirely up to you.

I've always played a male character.

Maybe that's why I love it so much.

I actually identify as a trans man,

although I have not yet
transitioned.

I've been single since I came
out four years ago.

How do I date as a man?

I have no idea.

It's like a dog who goes,
I'm going to get the bone

and I'm so excited to get the bone.

What do you do once you
get the bone?

Well, I don't know.

I haven't got that far yet.

Finding someone who is into
Dungeons and Dragons

or role playing
would be a massive turn on for me.

Naked Attraction, make
my fantasies a reality.

Zeus, welcome to Naked Attraction.

You are perfect. Oh.

Why on earth are you single?

Well, I am a trans man.

I am a man.

Ancl dating when you are a man,

but you look like this can be
a little more difficult.

I want somebody who can look at my
body the way that I am now,

and then also the body that I
will have later down the line,

still accept me, think,
yeah, that's great.

And we celebrate that.

So would you say
that you are a bisexual man?

Yes, I would.

Do you know, it sort of feels like
you're a person looking for a person.

Do you Know?
Funnily enough, yes.

That works for me.

So in front of you, you see
six coloured pods.

Inside each of them is a gorgeous,
naked person just for you.

Mm-hm.

Each of them has got an attribute
that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're going to reveal them
to you just bit by bit.

All you've got to do, Zeus,
is whittle them down from six to one

using naked attraction alone.

Are you ready to play?
Let's go. Let's go. Here we go.

Can we please reveal the bottom
part of the bodies?

Oh, OK.

Oh. m'!-

Wow.

I'm spoilt for choice.

Oh, my goodness.

You know, I'm really intrigued
by what's going on with Pink.

There's a lot there, isn't there?
There's a lot.

Huge balls.
ZEUS LAUGHS

Have you got experience
with plums this big?

You know, I haven't.

This is a new one for me.

Something that you just
cup and play with.

I mean, it's tempting, isn't it?

It's just so tempting.

Oh, yeah.

I'll go have a look at Yellow.

This person is non binary,
so it's they-them.

What are you feeling about them?

I am liking how many nerdy gaming,
anime tattoos that there are there.

That is. That's great.

I'm a nerd.

I play Dungeons and Dragons a lot.

OK. Let's talk
about this person's vulva.

Everything looks very neat
and very tucked away, doesn't it?

Like if things hang down, if things
are tucked away, doesn't matter.

I mean, you get your face
in, you get your face out.

That's what it's all about.
Exactly.

It's the hokey cokey.

Lovely. Let's have a look at Green.

Yeah.

This person is non binary.

They've got the bit of pubic hair
there, incredibly neat.

It leads down to where
you want to go. Absolutely.

So long as they're comfortable
with me getting in there.

Oh, yeah, yes.

Admittedly, I've had one
girlfriend, so expert,

probably not, but enthusiastic,
I can't deny.

Enthusiastic, right,
Zeus, where next?

I'm feeling Blue.
Let's go for Blue.

We have they-them, non binary.

I like the end, it's a nice shapely
end, like there's foreskin there.

Always a bit of fun.

Do you have a preference
on penis size?

No. What's more important to me
is somebody who is confident

with their body and someone
who is not afraid by a sex toy.

A fan of a toy, Blue.

I'd say so.

Let's go for Orange. Yeah.
I want to look at Orange.

Oh, no hair at all.
Everything's clean shaven.

OK, everything looks just quite
neatly tucked away.

Very, very pretty vagina, I'd say.

Yeah. Oh, give me Red.

Red.

I'm noticing there's nail polish
going on. That turns you on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It shows that someone is more open
with who they are.

Can I just ask you?

Cos I imagine that Zeus
isn't your given name.

So where did you get Zeus from?

OK, my birth name is Susanna.

Och, my nickname was Suez.

Suez backwards is Zeus.

There we go. OK, make sense.

Anything else?

I mean, Red's got a nice penis.

Yeah. There's length there.

Zeus, it's decision time.

Oh. One of these people
has got to go.

Oh, gosh. OK.

It's going to be Orange.

Why Orange? The thighs.

It's not 100% what I would go for.

The legs are just not
the right shape for you.

It's not... Not quite.

We are saying goodbye to Paola.

She's 43.

She is a sales adviser from Dublin.

Hello. How are you? Hi. I love your
voice and your laugh and your face.

Oh, gosh, thank you.

Off through the arch of doom.

By, Paola.

What have I clone?

Zeus, we might meet again when
you complete your transformation,

and you might appreciate my
Italian woman body.

You have got five lovely
people remaining.

Can we please reveal the middle part
of the bods in pods, please?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

I want to look at Red again.

I really, really like pecs a lot.

Like, they don't have to
be super muscly.

Yeah. I just love them.

Lovely. I'll go have a look at Blue.

I like their nipples, actually.
Do you?

Yeah, they're very little.

They're tiny,
they're such titchy nips.

Oh, a little twist, little squeeze.

So for you inside a female body,
do you have sensitive nipples?

I do still at the moment. Yeah.

I'm fully aware that later
down the line, you know,

I want top surgery,
I want that clone. Yes.

Nipple sensitivity may go down quite
a lot. Let the nips go.

Exactly. Absolutely.

25% of trans men opt to have
top surgery to create

a masculine looking chest.

Breasts are removed and the
nipples and areola are resized,

reshaped and repositioned.

For under 5% of trans men,
phalloplasty surgery is key.

A penis is constructed using
skin from the arm, thigh,

back or abdomen.

A penile implement is then fitted
so patients can achieve an erection

and have penetrative sex.

Let's go and have a loot at Green.
Green. Yeah.

Oh, there's piercings.

I'd definitely be up for playing
with them.

Exactly. That's why you got the
hands in the middle there like this.

"Thank you." Yeah.
OK. Right. Moving on.

We've now got Yellow. Yellow.

Oh, there's more tattoos. Oh, wow.

That's amazing. Oh! Wow.

Oh, and the tail!

ZEUS LAUGHS

A little bit of a devil maybe,
a little bit naughty,

a little bit cheeky. OK.

Do you think that Yellow looks
like they might be up for sort

of fantasy role-play with you?

I mean, going by all the tattoos?
Yeah.

What's your ideal that perhaps
you've not actually tried yet?

Doctors and nurses.

I mean, Dr Zeus, I guess it has a
nice ring to it, doesn't it?

I can feel a little bit of a naked
attraction moment coming on.

Bods in pods, we want you to cover
yourselves in bandages to see

whether you can get this doctor
a little bit hot under the collar.

Here we go.

Get your stethoscope on now,
Dr Zeus.

Green's done this before.

It looks like Pink
needs something urgent.

Yellow appears just to have turned
this into a fashion item.

Blue's not having a good clay.

Red's got something going on
in the crotch.

Got an injury on his foreskin.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, boy.

There's simply nothing else for it,

somebody's going to have
to get in there.

Really?

Thank yol-I, gang-

So, Dr Zeus, one of these people
is going to have to leave your ward.

Oh.

Pink.

Why Pink?

It's a lot to handle in the balls.

OK.

You are saying farewell to Nick.

He's 28 and he is an
actor from Norfolk.

Nick, come and say hello.

As an actor, Nick may well have been
into the whole role-play with you.

It was fun playing patient, so.

I'm sorry that I wasn't the
role-play partner for you.

I'm afraid you're going
to have to take the enormous plums

out of the studio.

Fa rewe ll.

The balls apparently were quite
heavy, quite large,

but I am
actually quite proud of that.

Coming up, Zeus bares all
before choosing who to date.

Oh, OK.

Earlier, trans man Zeus
whittled six potential dates

down to four based solely
on naked attraction.

He can only choose one person
to take on a date.

So who will he lose next?

I'm spoilt for choice.

Before we carry on, Zeus,
just remind us, why are you here?

It's been difficult dating
with the female body that I have.

Ancl I'm looking for someone
who will accept me now as I am,

with this body, and will accept me
with the body I have

further down the road.

Absolutely fair enough.

This is the face round.

Not only do you get to see them,
but they get to see you.

Can we please reveal
the people's faces?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Ah!

Oh, my gosh.

Who's catching your eye?

Yellow.

I really like Yellow's face.

The eyes.
I'm feeling cheeky vibes now.

You have gone very giddy,
young man.

Very giddy.

A naughty schoolboy.

Where do you want to go next?
Let's go for Red.

Is there make-up going on on the
eyes? Oh, yes.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, don't mind facial hair.
Not anything, you know, too wild.

And, obviously, on your journey
in the future,

is it something that you would
consider? Oh, yeah.

I've already got a little something
trying to grow at the moment.

Oh, yeah, so you've just got a
little bit.

This has been going on for about,

it's like a little bit of
a week now.

So are you taking some hormones?
I'm not at the moment.

OK. My testosterone levels are
naturally a little bit higher.

It's something called
polycystic ovary syndrome. Yeah.

Polycystic ovary syndrome, or PCOS,

affects one in ten British females
where a higher than normal level

of the male hormone androgen
is produced.

This can cause weight gain,
difficulties getting pregnant

and for 70% of sufferers,

unwanted hair on their nipples,
tummy and face.

For some, it's just unwanted fuzz,

but if you're a trans man,
then it could be your buzz!

Let's go and have a look at
Green. Hello.

I love, like, the little bit of hair
that's going on up at the top.

Horns.
Horns.

Yeah, yeah.

Horny hair.

Oh.

Are you liking this person's
horny hair? You know, I am.

I am.

Are you a little devil, Green?

Oh, blimey, Zeus.

Oh!

Leaving Blue.

Oh, the hair. It looks thick.
It looks nice and luscious.

Oh, ethereal.

Lovely. OK, decision time.

Oh! Who's it going to be?

Oh!

OK.

It's going to be Yellow.

I feel like they're perhaps a little
too naughty and wild for me.

This person is Lee-Anne.

They're a social media influencer
from Leicestershire.

Lee-Anne, pop down.

I'm disappointed cos he's
really attractive.

But I am a bit too crazy
at times, so I understand.

It's not going to be a date.
Goodnight.

Thank you. There they go.

Oh, look at that tail wiggle.

It's a shame we didn't get
to go on a date

cos I'm a right horny
devil in the bedroom.

You've got three people remaining.

Now this is the voice round. Mm-hm.

Zeus is a big fan of a
fantasy role-play games.

If you were to act out your fantasy,
what would it be and why?

Let's go for Green.

I'm just a damsel in distress
who needs a man who knows

how to handle a sword to
come and rescue me.

Oh. I'm the man for the job.

You're the man for the job.
I love that.

ZEUS CHUCKLES
What did you think of Green's voice?

Really soft. Yeah.

OK.

Where now? Give me some Red.

I'm very versatile, and I'd probably
rather you just choose the scene,

and then I'd play the game.

Ooh! That's a nice accent.

I like that.
It's a Northern Irish accent.

Ooh!

It's getting you a little
bit excited.

Mm-hm. Who next?

Let's go, Blue.

I was going to say I'd brew
you a love potion,

but I can guarantee if you
picked me, you wouldn't need it.

Oh, I'm getting
witch and warlock vibes.

Definitely a warlock.

Do you like that, Zeus?

Yes, I do.

Right, you are doing the
right thing, Blue.

One of these people is going
to have to leave you.

It is decision time.

Green.

The voice is, like,
a little too soft.

You are saying goodbye to Harry.

They're 22.

They're a hairdresser from London.

Harry, come down, say hello.

I'm sad to go because you are
absolutely gorgeous.

Oh, no.

You're so fit.

It is not going to be a date.

Thank you. Thank you, bye.

He seems like a really nice guy.

He did send me out because of my
accent, which, to be fair,

I also hate,
so I can't blame him for that.

You've got two amazing people left.

Yeah.

You've seen everything
they have got on offer.

Get those sneakers off.

We will see you shortly. Oh!

Based on naked attraction,
27-year-old image retoucher Zeus

has whittled six potential
dates down to two -

26-year-old commercial analyst Tony

and 20-year-old student Rohan.

But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry

when the clothes go on.

Here we are, the final two.

Tony, Rohan, congratulations.

The last time that we saw Zeus,
he had his clothes on.

Zeus, show us what you've got.

# Look out cos here I come...#

Well, hello, young man.

Hello. You have a fabulous body.
Thank you.

How are you feeling?

I mean, strangely liberated. Really?

Yeah, this feels very freeing.
It's quite nice.

Tony, what do you make of Zeus's
body?

Really like it.

Skin looks very soft,
and I like your smile.

And, Rohan, what are you
making of Zeus' body?

I think you've got amazing thighs
and you've just got a lovely

figure in general.
You're very good looking.

Oh.

Zeus, it's decision time.

You have Tony and you have Rohan.

Who's it going to be, Zeus?

Oh, boy.

Rohan.

What clinched it
in the end for you?

Your personality is
shining through there.

ZEUS LAUGHS

Amazing. And, Tony...

I'm a little bit disappointed.

I'm sorry, but it is not a date.

Thank you. Goodbye.

It's obviously not great
finishing second best.

I'll take it.

How are you feeling, Rohan?

Astounded, to be honest. Are you?
Yeah.

Please have an amazing night.

See you later.

He's gorgeous.

I couldn't ask for better, really.

Amazing thighs,
really lovely bum as well.

Yeah, I think it will be a fun date.

The hair, oh, the hair.

Plus also, his little nipples.

I haven't been on a date as a
man, it's going to be so much fun.

# I can't feel my face
when I'm with you

# But I love it... #

Hiya. Oh. Hi. Oh, my gosh.

How's it going?
Oh, it's going great.

How are you doing?
Yeah, good, thanks. Bit nervous.

Oh, yeah. just a bit. just a bit.

My God, you look great.

The earrings, are they frogs?

They are frogs.

Yes.

That outfit was so pretty, I felt
shown up, but in a good way.

Are you happy that I picked you?

I'm very happy, yeah.

I was stood in the pod and I was
thinking, "Pick me, pick me.".

THEY LAUGH

I think he's incredible.
He's honestly stunning.

Ancl just a really, really lovely
person to talk to and get to know.

You're non binary, like,

you do seem very much like a
go-with-the-flow kind of person.

I like to think so.
I'll take it as it comes, really.

Yeah.

Do I fancy Rohan?

Yes. I do.

I've been very obvious and open
with liking Dungeons and Dragons.

Yes. Yes, you have,
that's fair to say.

So I'm assuming you're into that.

I've actually never played.

I know, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to have deceived you,
I'm sorry.

Will you teach me?

Yeah.

I play Dungeons and Dragons all
the time

and they're going to play
it with me.

What about role-play?

Interesting question.

Never clone anything like
that myself in the bedroom.

But, yeah, you know, clearly it's
something Zeus would like to do.

So it sounds like fun to me.

I mean, the doctor thing, my
housemate studies medicine.

She's got a stethoscope and
a lab coat.

I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

I just feel really
comfortable around Rohan.

They seem to like me
and I definitely like them.

Do you want to get out of here?

I'm really boring and I'm old.

I want to go to bed.

Have you had a nice time? I've had
a really, really lovely time. Yeah.

Yeah. He was feeling very tired.

Maybe the older man likes
to go to bed a bit earlier.

I want to message them and ask
them to go on another date.

Hello. Hey.

THEY LAUGH

INTERVIEWR:
So what happened on the date?

I thought the date went very well.

We got on really nicely.

It was a fun time.

Being able to go on a date
as a trans man was really great

because even though
I'm pre transition,

you still look at me and go,
"Yeah, that's a man.". Yeah.

It was a really good thing
to be able to have.

What's happened after the date?

We've been chatting a little bit
over the last two weeks.

It's more of a friendship vibe,

like slipping into a pair
of nice shoes.

The spark and the fire
just is not there.

It's a shame, but it's how I feel.

A little bit disappointed
it didn't work out.

I was open to going further
if you wanted to. Yeah.

I think we do get on
really well as friends.

# We'll sing your song together... #

I feel like I could just
have a conversation

with you and just have a
stupid, silly time.

I've got you into
Dungeons and Dragons now. Exactly.

I'm officially a nerd.

I'm really happy to keep
this going as it is.

I'm happy, too. I'm glad.

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