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["Flame Trees" by Sarah Blasko playing]
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{\an8}[muffled scream]
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{\an8}[distorted] ♪ Kids out driving
Saturday afternoon ♪
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♪ Just pass me by ♪
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[Amerie] We all want to be
the hero of our own story.
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But there's only one way
to tell if you're a hero.
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[all screaming and coughing]
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[Amerie] And it's not about
how jacked you are.
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Or if you have a magic power,
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or you can eat ten Weet-Bix
in one sitting.
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Nope.
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The only way to tell if you're a hero...
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- [explosions]
- [all scream]
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[Amerie] ...is to come
face-to-face with a villain.
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Where is Amerie and Harper?
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Has anyone seen Amerie or Harper?
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[panting]
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[distorted] ♪ Time to book a room
To stay tonight ♪
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[sirens approaching]
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["Candy" by Mandy Moore playing]
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{\an8}- Term two, baby!
- [whoops]
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By the way,
I got your back-to-school present.
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Oh, yeah, is it a dad?
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From now on,
I am officially your bodyguard.
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I go wherever you go.
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You can't even chuck a shit
without me being there.
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I am gonna be the best goddamn mate
you've ever seen!
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[screams excitedly]
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- [cell phone beeps]
- But also...
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this.
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- [chuckling] What is that?
- Pepper spray.
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Did you make this yourself?
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Yeah, I found a recipe on the Internet.
Made myself one too.
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Bam!
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I have one mission from now on,
protect you at all costs.
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You're scaring me.
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This is kind of cool.
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Does it make you feel like
a powerful bitch?
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- Kind of.
- 'Cause guess what we are.
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What?
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[dramatically] Powerful bitches!
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[Harper] Quick, it's the train.
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[indistinct chatter]
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It's the worst.
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[all chattering]
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It's of its time.
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[foreboding music playing]
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[Amerie] You okay, Harps?
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Oi! Let's go.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Turn.
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♪ I'm not mad, it's over ♪
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♪ Never gonna wait for your call ♪
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- [both laughing]
- ♪ I don't need this anymore ♪
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- [squeals]
- [screams excitedly]
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I am roped and gagged!
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How are we back already?
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- [Quinni laughs]
- Hey.
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[Darren exclaims]
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- [laughing]
- [Darren sighs]
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I am hungry for an education.
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I'm starving for it.
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Yeah, you bloody need one.
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[Quinni] Can we walk two by two?
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Is that annoying?
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It's all good.
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- Okay.
- Um... Oh.
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- Oh.
- [both chuckle]
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- You okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm totally fine.
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I only mentally prepared myself
to walk three abreast before Amerie came,
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it was just me and Darren
and before Darren, it was just me.
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Not that I'm not completely stoked
you're here.
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I know. Thank you for having me.
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Rat slut!
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You put Ca$h in jail!
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Ah, say more, I dare ya!
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[tense music playing]
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♪ Wanna get married, start a family ♪
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♪ Wanna love a lifetime... ♪
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[Darren] Mmm! Thirst incoming.
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Shut up! I told you I'm not going there.
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My priority is Harper this term.
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I give you one week.
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No, I'm serious, okay?
Boys are what messed up our friendship.
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♪ Baby, we can do it too ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Well, maybe we're just naive, baby ♪
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One week.
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[song fades]
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[exhales] Brutal.
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She probably just didn't see me.
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Do you care,
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given what we yarned about
over the holidays?
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Yeah, about that.
Can we just keep that between us?
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I don't really need
any more drama in my life.
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You want a drama-free life,
stay clear of Amerie.
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That bitch is like Eris.
Chaos and strife just follow her.
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[chuckles] Who's Eris?
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Goddess of disaster.
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I'm really into mythology at the moment.
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It is sick.
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[Sasha] Vote for the Queer
Socialist Marxist
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Climate Crusaders Against Littering Party
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if you care about how much soft plastic
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{\an8}the school canteen is not recycling.
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Reckon it's too late to be homeschooled?
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Don't know, but you've cooked it already
with that outfit.
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- Bugger off.
- [boy] I'm serious.
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That vest is chat.
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[Sasha continues indistinctly]
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Oi. Weed gummy?
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Dude, it's like 8:00 a.m.
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[Sasha] I stand for the mandatory use
of pronouns before class begins.
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- And I stand...
- [Spider] Pronouns are soft!
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Bronouns are actually in.
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Uh, for example, my name is Spider
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and my bronouns are dude, mate and bruh.
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That is an intentional act of bigotry
and a technical hate crime!
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Okay.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Sasha] Election party tonight
at the bunkers.
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No spiders allowed.
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Okay, Dusty from Wish.
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- [Amerie] Yeah, what are you wearing?
- It's called evolving.
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Someone has to be
the hot guy at Hartley now.
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[scoffs] And that's you now, is it?
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I'm willing to fill
any holes left by Dusty.
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Any holes.
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She'd rather fuck a cattle prod, you perv.
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Chill. It's a compliment.
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Can't say anything anymore.
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What do you mean, "left by Dusty"?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
Dusty doesn't go here anymore.
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How could he, after you KO'd
his reputation in front of whole school?
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That's two guys
you've gotten kicked out of Hartley.
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First Ca$h and now Dusty.
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- Who's your next victim?
- Shut up, Spider!
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At least you didn't get Dusty in jail.
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I said shut the fuck up, Spider.
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Amerie, no!
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- [all gasp]
- [chuckles]
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Is that salad dressing?
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[Spider chuckles]
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[laughing] Oh!
[mockingly] He was mean to Harper
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so I'm gonna squirt him
with my Kraft Zesty.
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- [gripping music playing]
- [Zoe grunts, distorted]
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- [students exclaim]
- [Zoe seething]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Shit. Sorry, Zoe.
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Good to see you've done precisely zero
selfing-up over the holidays, Map Bitch.
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- [boy] You're the worst.
- [girl 1] You suck.
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[girl 2] Map Bitch.
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Shit, my gummies. Five-second rule.
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That's a lot of gummies, dude.
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You know, I was hoping
for an incident-free term,
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but instead I get you
almost taking out Anthony Vaughn's eye
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with the opera house.
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And what's even in this?
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Cayenne pepper, some vinegar...
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Smells delicious. And you're lucky
it didn't cause any damage, Amerie.
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Miss, those boys are cooked.
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They said messed up stuff to Harper,
and I wasn't gonna hear it.
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So do we think that assaulting people
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is a good way
of standing up for our friends?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay. You know what?
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I challenge you two to find a better way
of facing your disputes.
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You need to get more creative on it.
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You know, instead of a fight,
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you need to do a dance-off like they do
on those American teen movies.
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Instead of hitting people, you hit them
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with a "I don't like your vibe, man."
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"Get out of my space, yeah?"
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Go on. Get up and give it a go, please.
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Give it a go.
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[Amerie clears throat]
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I don't like your vibe, man.
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Get out of my space.
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Okay. Thank you. That's enough.
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Amerie, detention starting tomorrow.
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Harper, I'd like a word.
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- But, miss...
- Thank you, Amerie. You can go now.
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Go. Go. Go.
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- How you doing, Harper?
- Good.
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- How's your living situation?
- Good.
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Yeah, Amerie's been great,
lending me stuff.
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Still haven't been able to
get back into Dad's, so...
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So contact with him...
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I'm emancipating.
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Right.
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Well, I've let the other teachers know
about your situation.
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So if you need to step out of class,
or come to my office...
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Special Victims Unit. Yeah, cool.
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I'm fine.
I don't want any special treatment.
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Okay.
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- Yeah. No, okay.
- [clears throat]
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Should we go and smile for the camera?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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["Bugatti" by Tiga playing]
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♪ Girl comes up to me and says
"What you drivin'?" ♪
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Hey.
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The new Dusty just dropped. Come on.
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Worst you can say is no.
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Creep.
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That was worse.
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'Sup, girl?
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- Burn in hell, pervert.
- What did you say?
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[distorted] I said burn in hell, pervert!
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- Move.
- Creep. Burn in hell, pervert.
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- I don't feel so good.
- Disgusting.
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- [overlapping chatter]
- I'm sorry.
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Loser.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Disgusting.
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[tiny voice] Anthony.
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Everyone's right.
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You know what to do.
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- [song ends]
- [camera shutter clicking]
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Right. Brace yourself, Jojo.
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Yes, come in.
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You know the drill.
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Shortest at the front,
tallest at the back.
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That is not personal.
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It is purely practical.
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Come on. Let's get this done.
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[Amerie] Can't believe Dusty's gone.
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I heard he goes to St. Bruno's now.
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- He goes to a private boys school?
- Yeah.
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[kisses] Perfect. No notes.
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[gentle music playing]
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Cheers.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yeah.
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You new?
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- Yeah.
- I'm Amerie.
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Rowan.
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- Nice vest.
- [all chuckle]
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[music fades]
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Welcome, everybody. Welcome back.
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Welcome to your home away from home.
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- We've missed you, haven't we, Jojo?
- Definitely.
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[Woodsy] So it's lovely to see
all your lovely faces.
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Now, I would like to introduce
a very special new student
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to our school.
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His name is Rowan.
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He comes all the way from Dubbo.
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Let's give Rowan a big welcome.
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Rowan from Dubbo.
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Hey, farmer wants a wife!
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[Woodsy] Okay. Thank you, Spencer.
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Aw, it's giving Morgan Wallen.
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Keep it country, farm-core.
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Calm your farm everybody.
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[students laughing]
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[Spider] Sorry, Vest&Less.
255
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,200
Do you sleep in a shed or...
256
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,110
Thank you. We have the photographer
for ten more minutes.
257
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,760
- [loud bang]
- [all gasp]
258
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,890
Fuck.
259
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,600
- [blows air]
- [dramatic music playing]
260
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,040
[Woodsy] I'm sure that you all remember
261
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,000
head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss.
262
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,850
- Give a welcome back.
- [scattered applause]
263
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,120
- Where's he been?
- I heard he joined a Russian cult.
264
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,400
I heard he got suspended
for having an OnlyFans.
265
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,840
"Zaddy Voss."
266
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,520
- I heard about that.
- Thank you.
267
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,080
Thank you, Principal Woods.
268
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,360
Uh, great to be back
alongside you in the flesh.
269
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,440
[chuckles] It's nice.
270
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,750
Heard you had
an interesting term last term.
271
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,280
Yeah. Looking forward to getting things
272
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,840
back on track now that I'm back.
273
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,760
So, as I always say...
274
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:59,440
[imitating ring announcer] Let's get ready
to score some goals!
275
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,040
Okay, so I've got goals for you.
276
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,240
I'd like you to all have
lovely big smiles.
277
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,320
Your hair nice and tidy,
and Amerie, if you could refrain
278
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,720
from closing your eyes like you have done...
279
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,240
I just forgot my eyedrops one time.
280
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,200
Okay, everybody. And three, two...
281
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,400
Oi! Anthony Vaughn's
chopping his dick off in the quad.
282
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,400
- [all clamoring]
- [Woodsy] No! No! No!
283
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,120
That is not your cue.
284
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,200
My dick causes nothing but trouble.
285
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,320
Makes you do stupid shit.
286
00:12:28,321 --> 00:12:29,999
- Makes girls hate me.
- [student laughs]
287
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,410
Can't say anything
without being called creep.
288
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,520
- [all exclaim]
- Anthony Vaughn!
289
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,880
My dick is a curse,
so I'm gonna get rid of it.
290
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,320
Somebody get him down from there, please.
291
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,640
Miss, he's got a weapon!
292
00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,439
He's not really gonna chop his dick off.
293
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,080
Uh, I am. I totally am.
294
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,160
["Ali" by Omega Sapien playing]
295
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,840
[students chanting] Chop it off!
296
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,160
- [Voss yelling]
- [Ant grunts]
297
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,880
- [song stops]
- [all gasp]
298
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,320
Nicely played, Timothy.
299
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,000
I wasn't really gonna do it.
300
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,820
[Woodsy] Yes, but Anthony Vaughn,
301
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,480
there are better ways
of expressing your emotions
302
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,840
than threatening to extricate your penis.
303
00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:08,839
Like what?
304
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,120
We've actually gone through this in SLTs.
305
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,840
It can be useful
to talk about how we're feeling
306
00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,959
before it starts to come out
of us in other ways.
307
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,010
[Voss] Here we go.
308
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,400
Something to add?
309
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,160
Turned my back for ten weeks,
310
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,560
Hartley's transformed
into a woke snowflake nightmare.
311
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,160
Sorry, "woke snowflake nightmare"?
312
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,880
Yes, excuse me, Timothy,
313
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,960
but the SLT classes
have been a roaring success,
314
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,280
thanks to Jojo.
315
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,680
Oh, really?
316
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,520
This is a roaring success, is it?
317
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh, you're blaming this on SLTs?
318
00:13:38,481 --> 00:13:39,919
They're your words, not mine.
319
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,120
Now, male school dropouts
are through the roof, are they not?
320
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,250
[Woodsy] They are.
321
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,920
Suspension's left, right,
and in the center.
322
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,400
Young men are experiencing
a crisis of confidence right now.
323
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,560
Yeah, he's not wrong.
324
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,290
[Voss] Now the boys at Hartley
are scared to breathe.
325
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,520
And SLT classes may be exacerbating that.
326
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,920
Sounds right. All we get told is that
everything wrong in the world
327
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:03,079
is caused by our dicks.
328
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,200
We don't target boys in SLT class.
329
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:09,320
The point is to give these kids the space
to discuss what they're going through.
330
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,450
"Discuss."
331
00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,999
Boys can't communicate
the same way as girls.
332
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,080
You know that. We communicate by doing.
333
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,000
Now the great Nollsy said it best.
334
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,640
"There is a little boy
waiting at the counter of a corner shop."
335
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960
"Now he has been waiting down there,
waiting half of the day,
336
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:30,240
and they never ever see him from the top."
337
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,960
"Now he's been pushed around."
338
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,200
"Knocked to the ground."
339
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,520
"And he gets to his feet and he says,
340
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,880
what about..."
341
00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:46,839
Me?
342
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,320
"What about he?"
343
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,679
"It isn't fair."
344
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,060
Why are you singing Shannon...
345
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,400
♪ I've had enough! ♪
346
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,240
♪ Now I want my share ♪
347
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,120
♪ Can't you see, yeah ♪
348
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,320
[both] ♪ I wanna live ♪
349
00:15:00,321 --> 00:15:01,319
♪ But you... ♪
350
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,319
Okay.
351
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,560
♪ Just take more than you give... ♪
352
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,850
- I love this song.
- Okay.
353
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,080
It's so true.
354
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,800
[Jojo] Yeah, sure. Look...
355
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,520
- I do love this song.
- SLT class might not be perfect
356
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,120
- but unless you've got a better idea.
- Maybe I do.
357
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,600
That's good then, isn't it?
Jojo, well done.
358
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,320
And Timothy, I really do
look forward to that idea.
359
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,520
- I'm on it.
- Good.
360
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280
Is his penis still attached or what?
361
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,920
The boys at this school
are actually munted.
362
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,800
- Oh yeah.
- [Amerie sighs]
363
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,760
Entertainment, though.
364
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880
[Harper] My bag's gone.
365
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,080
That's so weird.
I swear we left ours together.
366
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,240
We did. Someone's racked it.
367
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,240
I'm sure Darren and Quinni
probably took it. They'll show up.
368
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280
Don't worry. Come on.
369
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,360
[suspenseful music playing]
370
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,270
- [music fades]
- [cell phone vibrating]
371
00:15:54,271 --> 00:15:57,879
[woman] You're about to receive
a telephone call from an inmate
372
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,880
at Denison Correctional Complex.
373
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,360
[Ca$h] I know I said 8:00.
Bloody Clocks wouldn't get off the phone.
374
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,760
Which one is Clocks again?
375
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,840
You know, the, um, the ice addict
with the stumpy arm and a normal one.
376
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,120
How's first day?
377
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,680
[Darren] Oh. Boring.
378
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,200
Dusty's left the school.
379
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,240
There's a new hot guy,
Ant tried to chop his dick off.
380
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,600
[chuckles]
381
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,160
So, I'm not missing much then?
382
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,160
- [chuckles] Nah.
- Wait.
383
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,320
Is the new guy hot?
384
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,600
Hot but regional, not my type.
385
00:16:28,601 --> 00:16:32,359
I can't believe I'm finally allowed
to visit you tomorrow.
386
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,320
[chuckles softly] I know. I can't wait.
387
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,410
I miss you.
388
00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:44,159
- [knocking over phone]
- [man] That your loverboy, cobba? Hey?
389
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,400
- [kicking on door]
- Who's that?
390
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,250
[Ca$h] Nobody.
391
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440
[Woodsy] So,
not the smoothest intro in the world,
392
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,280
but now the kids have gotten it out
of their system, so I'm sure it'll pass.
393
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,710
- [student imitates bleating]
- Oh, thank you.
394
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,880
[sighs] I'm gonna level with you.
395
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,080
The kids at Hartley are brutal. Brutal.
396
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,000
There must be something in the water
397
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,880
because it's been that way
since I've taught here.
398
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,880
I used to cry myself to sleep
every night in my first year
399
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,599
until I developed a thick outer shell
which toughened me up
400
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,640
and ensured that I can't maintain
a close and personal relationship
401
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,200
with anyone but my dog.
402
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:28,800
So, I am going to pair you up with someone
who is no stranger to being the new kid.
403
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,000
Malakai, this is Rowan.
Rowan, this is Malakai.
404
00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,129
Well done.
405
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,840
Hope you have fun together.
406
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,970
Come on.
407
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,040
[indistinct chatter]
408
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,600
[mellow music playing]
409
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,600
[Malakai] That's the Chess Club
and that is the Haha Club.
410
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:48,359
Some kids stole a bunch of pieces,
so they play with paint tins.
411
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,040
And Haha Club only exists
412
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,399
'cause our counselor
hasn't turned up for six months
413
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,040
and they figured it'd be
a good short term fix, so...
414
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,920
[students laughing]
415
00:17:56,921 --> 00:17:58,439
Well, like, what's your vibe?
416
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,320
Are you sporty, nerdy, unhinged drama kid?
417
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,120
- I'm more of a film geek.
- Ah.
418
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,400
Well, there's an AV club.
419
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,080
- They call them the Dungeon Dwellers.
- [both chuckle]
420
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,880
Uh, checks out. Maybe I'll sign up.
421
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,160
But, um, I've got... I've got SLUTS,
so I'll see you around.
422
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,600
Oh, you've got sluts, okay.
423
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,480
Oh, it... It's a class.
424
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,920
Sure. [chuckles]
425
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,720
Hey, there's a...
There's a party at the bunkers tonight.
426
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,610
You should come.
427
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,880
Yeah, sounds good.
428
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,170
Bye.
429
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,400
[music fades]
430
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,880
[Jojo] Okay, peeps. [sighs]
431
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,680
Welcome to SLT class.
432
00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:43,479
Thought we could start off
with something gentle.
433
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,800
You'll notice art materials
in front of you.
434
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,500
So pick whatever medium you like.
435
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,640
We're meant to be learning about condoms
and blue waffle disease.
436
00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:54,719
- Why are we doing art?
- Don't look at it as art.
437
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,400
Look at the canvas
as a way of expressing how you feel.
438
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:59,279
Choose whatever color speaks to you.
439
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,840
Miss, Spider's gone
with mental illness grey.
440
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,360
[gasps] Are you flirting with me?
441
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,200
No, I'm just hot and talking.
442
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880
[Spider sighs] Oh, my God.
443
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,240
This is so fucking cringe.
444
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:17,119
How would you like to express
how you're feeling, Spider?
445
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,480
Oh, I don't know. Maybe chuck something?
446
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,650
Punch something?
447
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,240
Like... Like, why is this
a better way of expressing myself
448
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,910
than simply telling you
that this class sucks arse.
449
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:30,039
Because art doesn't
involve hurting people.
450
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,090
Voss is right.
451
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,600
This is exactly why
Dusty had to leave the school
452
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,800
and Ant had a menty-B.
453
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,640
Yeah, the little trio of fuccbois is gone.
454
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,120
You're irrelevant now.
455
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,640
Men exist.
456
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,560
Dicks exist.
457
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,200
XY chromosomes exist.
458
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,240
It's so easy to blame men, isn't it?
459
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,230
But what are you actually
doing to help fix it?
460
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,480
Like, how is this crayon gonna fix it?
461
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,840
How is this crayon gonna fix me?
462
00:19:54,920 --> 00:20:00,320
[mockingly] Oh, uh-oh. Spider's gone
and literally pokémorphed into peak incel.
463
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,560
That's it. I'm done.
464
00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:03,799
I am walking out
of this class once and for all,
465
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,720
and I'm doing it as a tribute
to Anthony Vaughn.
466
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,040
- [laughs]
- Oh, I'm sorry, did he die?
467
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,520
Did he bleed out?
468
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,840
All of you dudes in here,
469
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,720
if you're actually men...
470
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,000
[Amerie gasps]
471
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,040
- Oh, hell no.
- Get up! Walk out with me.
472
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,040
- If you leave...
- What are you gonna do?
473
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,730
Go on. Touch me.
474
00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,559
Fuck SLUTS.
475
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,839
[gripping music playing]
476
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,480
Fuck SLUTS.
477
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,200
Fuck SLUTS. Fuck SLUTS.
478
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,360
[boys chanting] Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
479
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:39,080
Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
480
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,680
Hey, what... What now?
481
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,810
[music fades]
482
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,520
Stacks on Tom!
483
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,830
- [boys shouting]
- [quirky music playing]
484
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,280
You're heavy. Get off!
485
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,800
[students chattering]
486
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,770
Oi!
487
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,320
Oi, yourself.
488
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,399
You avoiding me?
489
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,760
Oh, no. I'm... No. What, why? No, no. Nope.
490
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,400
I just thought you might've texted
or something over the holidays.
491
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,520
Well, I didn't hear from you either.
492
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,000
Yeah, I just, I didn't wanna rush you.
493
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,280
Well, not that there's
anything to be rushed.
494
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,000
[gentle music playing]
495
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,319
I've been thinking a lot about you.
496
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,360
I've been thinking a lot about you too.
497
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,520
But I really need to be there
for Harper right now.
498
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,240
I... I really wanna just focus on her.
499
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920
Mmm. I get it.
500
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,560
- You do?
- Yeah.
501
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,400
I'm not gonna pretend
I'm not disappointed. But...
502
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,170
that's cool of you.
503
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,040
♪ Ah, ah, ah, I'm... ♪
504
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,119
Fuck it.
505
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,760
♪ I'm feeling tied up, tied up ♪
506
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,120
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
507
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,200
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
508
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,240
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up
Fired up ♪
509
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,520
♪ Hot than a ceiling fan ♪
510
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,400
[breathing heavily]
511
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,680
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up ♪
512
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,960
[both moaning]
513
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,840
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
514
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,240
[song fades]
515
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,760
So are you going to
the bunker thing tonight?
516
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,720
- Um, Malakai, um...
- Hmm.
517
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,400
That was nice. Really nice.
518
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,960
But... I meant what I said
519
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,200
and I really need
to prioritize Harper right now.
520
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,330
Is that okay?
521
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,320
Yeah, yeah, totally.
522
00:22:32,321 --> 00:22:33,439
Amerie! [panting]
523
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,790
- We were just...
- [Darren] We found Harper's bag.
524
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,720
[sniffing]
525
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,560
Hmm. Didn't even last a day.
526
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,400
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
527
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,000
[foreboding music playing]
528
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,880
[Amerie] This is so messed up.
529
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,750
[Darren] What kind of psycho
would do this?
530
00:22:58,751 --> 00:23:01,759
Rigor mortis has set in.
It's been dead about two days.
531
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,960
NCIS: Hartley High. [gags]
532
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,880
- Oh, Quinni, no.
- [camera shutter clicks]
533
00:23:07,881 --> 00:23:09,559
We've gotta give it a proper burial.
534
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,450
All right, which one of you
dickheads is the Bird Psycho?
535
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,200
It's probably just
some idiot playing a joke.
536
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,120
[music intensifies, fades]
537
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,920
It's Chook. I know it is.
538
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,999
Nah, someone would've seen him.
Woodsy and I are hyper alert to it.
539
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,160
It's gotta be Spider.
540
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,770
I think I've seen him.
541
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,000
- It's been weeks, though.
- So?
542
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,430
So I kind of just thought
maybe he didn't know it was us.
543
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,120
Or maybe he's waiting?
544
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,400
Or maybe I'm going nuts?
545
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960
I really don't think it's Chook.
546
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,280
Come to the gatho tonight.
I will force Spider to admit it was him.
547
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,400
As fun as that sounds,
I got some shit to do.
548
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,320
One little signature.
549
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360
[voice breaking] I sign this and Dad's...
550
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,130
gone.
551
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,600
[soft emotional music playing]
552
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640
- It's just me.
- It's not just you.
553
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,800
Come on, you have me.
554
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,120
It'll never be just you.
555
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440
Not forever.
556
00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:10,679
We'll grow up and you'll become like
557
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,040
some boss celebrity surgeon,
and I'll join a bikie gang.
558
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,760
Oh, fuck that.
I want to join your bikie gang.
559
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,360
I mean it, Harps.
560
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,720
I'm gonna be here.
561
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,960
[sniffles]
562
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,840
- [sighs]
- [music fades]
563
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,600
Screw it. Let's go to this gatho.
564
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,800
- [squeals]
- Come on.
565
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,530
["(It Goes Like) Nanana"
by Peggy Gou playing over speakers]
566
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,800
[loud chatter and laughter]
567
00:24:55,801 --> 00:25:01,559
Given there's four of us now,
it'd be really helpful for me
568
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,999
if we created a list of topics
to talk about tonight
569
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,720
and then also schedule the topics
so we know the order.
570
00:25:06,721 --> 00:25:09,639
We can move between them organically,
but it'd be good if we knew
571
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,810
we had finished one topic
before moving on.
572
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,799
So, for example, the first topic could be
573
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,879
Amerie becoming
so overprotective of Harper,
574
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,400
which is ruining her love life.
575
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,800
[Darren] That sounds kind of complicated.
576
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,120
No, you're totally right.
Creating a schedule would be too much.
577
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,520
- Sorry. Forget about it.
- [sniffs]
578
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,560
This place stinks.
579
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160
Oh. No, it's not the place. It's my bag.
580
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,290
The ibis is in it.
581
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,160
I'm gonna bury him. It'll be a nice
582
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,710
- final resting spot by the ocean.
- [Darren gags]
583
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,960
♪ Just a feeling that I won't
Won't leave behind ♪
584
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,600
♪ Because it's something that is on
It's on my mind ♪
585
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,560
♪ I guess it goes like na-na-na ♪
586
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,320
♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪
587
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,520
You did it, right? You're Bird Psycho.
588
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,680
[Spider] Here we go.
589
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,240
Or maybe I'm just not the only one
who thinks that Harper's a witch.
590
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,960
Enjoy the party, Cheezel breath.
591
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,800
That dead shit is def Bird Psycho.
592
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,520
Nah, he's scared of birds.
593
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,640
Can't even touch one.
594
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,240
[nasally] Oh, come off it.
595
00:26:08,241 --> 00:26:09,239
[Ant] It's true.
596
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,520
When we were kids, he got swooped
by a swoopy boy magpie.
597
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600
Took a chunk out of his neck.
598
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,080
- [screaming]
- [bird screeching]
599
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,360
Bloke's got like a full phobia now.
600
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720
Birdaphobia, I believe.
601
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,850
As if.
602
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,560
[club music playing over speakers]
603
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,040
Hey, look, it's farm-core.
604
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,159
Country-core.
605
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,630
- [girl] Oink, oink, Dubbo!
- [boy] Sheep lover!
606
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,040
You made it.
607
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,880
Kind of regretting it now.
608
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,050
Never seen someone cop
so many different nicknames in my life.
609
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,480
- I reckon Shatagonia might be my favorite.
- [laughs]
610
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,240
I didn't even wear
this sort of thing back in Dubbo.
611
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,560
I just, first day... I don't know.
612
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,960
I got in my head about it.
613
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,800
It's just that vest.
Lose that, you're fine.
614
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,600
Yeah, but if I take it off now,
it's like I'm admitting defeat.
615
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,640
Honestly, they're just gonna
go at you whatever you do.
616
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,920
[chuckles]
617
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800
[boy] Nice one, no-vest.
618
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,880
Can I interest you in a free vest?
619
00:27:15,881 --> 00:27:16,879
[chuckles]
620
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,480
It comes with a bunch of ridicule,
some shame
621
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,920
and a weird assumption
you know your way around livestock.
622
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,530
Right, so the whole rumor
that you birthed a calf?
623
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,920
Yeah, nah.
624
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,720
Look at these hands.
625
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,200
Never done a day's hard yakka
in their lives.
626
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,330
Shit.
627
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,200
True. They're pretty pristine, Rowan.
628
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,870
["My My My!" by Troye Sivan
playing over speakers]
629
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,040
- So, uh, you even from a farm?
- No.
630
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,160
People don't realize,
but Dubbo's actually a city.
631
00:27:45,161 --> 00:27:50,639
Even if it's bullshit, you're probably
stuck with farm-core now.
632
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,800
I've had worse.
633
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,570
- I used to be "Spud."
- [chuckles]
634
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,240
'Cause I was small, fat,
not a lot of hair.
635
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,200
- Total potato.
- Oh!
636
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,520
- I used to be "Booger" at my old school.
- [laughs]
637
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,040
Long story, but...
638
00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:06,079
You're kind of
the only person here talking to me.
639
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,720
Yeah. Yeah, same.
640
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,520
So, let's hear it, Booger.
641
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,960
♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
642
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,440
♪ I die every night with you ♪
643
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,840
Hey, dick chopper!
644
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,920
- Safety scissors!
- [laughter]
645
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,290
["123" by Leon Hesby
playing over speakers]
646
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,320
You okay, dude?
647
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680
I say no wuckas,
648
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,560
but deep down I got many wuckas.
649
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800
I'm sorry about this morning.
650
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,240
Amerie's kind of on one
about protecting me.
651
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600
Why don't girls like me?
652
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,040
They think I'm like a creep.
653
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,920
Then stop being a creep.
654
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,050
I'm not.
655
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,280
I'm a good guy.
656
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,960
It just feels like...
657
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,120
every time I open my mouth,
chicks jump down my throat.
658
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,880
And not in a good way.
659
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,520
[Harper] Yeah. I don't feel sorry for you.
660
00:29:01,521 --> 00:29:03,399
[Ant] Not even a little bit?
661
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,159
[Harper] Girls are leery for a reason.
662
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,479
I get that.
I know there are bad dudes out there,
663
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,360
I just don't think I'm one of them.
664
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,000
Anyone can be a bad dude.
665
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,640
Know how exhausting it is to be a girl?
To have your guard up all the time?
666
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,520
Yeah, I dressed as a Powerpuff Girl
for Halloween once.
667
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,240
I always see you with Spider.
668
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,370
Have you ever just tried
to be friends with a girl?
669
00:29:23,551 --> 00:29:25,599
Yeah, fully.
670
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,000
Not just to hook up.
671
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,440
Maybe you should start with that.
672
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,910
- [club music playing over speakers]
- Hey!
673
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,240
I just want you to know
674
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,720
that I'm really focusing
a lot of my campaign energy
675
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,400
into making Hartley
a safe space for non-males.
676
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,680
Great.
677
00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,159
[hesitates]
678
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:58,880
And I just think it's a bit probbo
that you're standing by an accused rapist.
679
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Ca$h didn't do anything.
680
00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:06,399
- And Harper doesn't hold him responsible...
- I'm glad Harper is so forgiving.
681
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,200
But what about all the other survivors
you're sending a message to?
682
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,440
Here's a campaign strategy for you,
683
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,960
mind your own business.
684
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,080
- Just go. Don't start.
- [Sasha scoffs]
685
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Hey, do you wanna go hide from everyone?
686
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,430
[Amerie] Ant's clearly just lying
to cover for his mate.
687
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,520
Ant's not that great at lying.
688
00:30:26,521 --> 00:30:28,319
Harper's terrified.
689
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,479
If we can prove for sure
it's just something dumb that Spider did,
690
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,880
she won't be so freaked out.
691
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,130
I've got an idea.
692
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,630
- [club music playing over speakers]
- [indistinct chatter, laughter]
693
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,280
Oi! Skidmark!
694
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,680
Heard you're afraid of birds.
695
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,450
The fuck is that?
696
00:30:47,451 --> 00:30:50,999
- Fuck! Get away from me. [whimpers]
- [imitating bird screeching]
697
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,990
- Check his neck.
- Don't let it touch me!
698
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,320
- [Amerie] Check his neck.
- [screams]
699
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,760
- No, please!
- He has got a scar there.
700
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,960
Told ya! Swoopy boy phobia.
701
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,480
[screaming]
702
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,000
[Spider's scream echoes]
703
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,180
[music and chatter continue in distance]
704
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,280
I don't know how you're
putting up with all of this.
705
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,560
Pretty used to people judging me.
706
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,440
Am I a bad person for staying with Ca$h?
707
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,960
No. Sasha's a bad person for saying that.
708
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,520
But is there a part of you
that blames him for it, though?
709
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,210
[Darren sighs]
710
00:31:29,391 --> 00:31:31,439
No.
711
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,400
But... he could have told someone.
He could have done something more.
712
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,000
He's the reason it wasn't worse.
713
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,240
I said that in my statement,
and I'll say it at the trial.
714
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,960
[scoffs softly] Trial.
715
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,880
I have a boyfriend who's going on trial.
716
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,400
It's crazy to think
he might not get out for a while.
717
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,830
You get to see him
tomorrow, though, right?
718
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Yeah, his nan's taking me.
719
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,400
We talk every day on the phone.
720
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,530
But... Hmm.
721
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,680
Actually getting to touch his hand...
722
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,920
[breathes deeply]
723
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,050
[exclaims]
724
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600
Oi, um, Spider says you're a witch.
725
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,639
- Let's cast spells on people.
- [laughs]
726
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,690
I'll go first.
727
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,680
Um... [exhales]
728
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,960
[clears throat]
729
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,840
- Abraca...
- [laughing]
730
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,080
Shut up!
731
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,520
Abracadabra,
732
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480
may you always have
really bad dick cheese.
733
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,800
Abracadabra...
734
00:32:35,801 --> 00:32:36,879
[Darren] Hot.
735
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,759
[Harper]...may all the bindies
find their way into your feet.
736
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,679
[chuckles]
737
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,880
Hey, we should probably get out of here!
738
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,280
What have you done now?
739
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,640
[Amerie] Yeah, good chat.
740
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,720
["Augustine" by Blood Orange playing]
741
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,040
[Harper and Amerie speaking indistinctly']
742
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,719
No!
743
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,759
Yes, I did.
744
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,600
I was so sure it was him.
745
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,560
Oh, you and Quinni are nutjobs,
but thank you for trying.
746
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,040
- [foreboding music playing]
- Piss off.
747
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760
It's Chook. It's gotta be.
748
00:33:07,761 --> 00:33:10,799
- How does he know where you live?
- He's clearly stalking me.
749
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,240
Then we need to call the cops.
750
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,599
And we'll tell them
I set fire to his car first.
751
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,000
They'll love that.
752
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,800
I dragged you into this. I'm so sorry.
753
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,590
No, it's okay.
I won't let anything happen, all right?
754
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,640
No offense, but what are you gonna do?
755
00:33:24,641 --> 00:33:25,759
We're little girls.
756
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,170
We're dumb girls
that did a really stupid thing.
757
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
And now we're facing the consequences.
758
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,690
[sighs]
759
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,560
["Rigatoni" playing]
760
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480
I can't believe you talked us into this.
761
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,150
This isn't fucking Spy Kids,
Chook is dangerous.
762
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,200
♪ I collect magnets ♪
763
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,920
♪ Alphabets and Hello Kitty gadgets ♪
764
00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:57,799
♪ Pirates with one-eyed patches ♪
765
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,680
♪ Kung-fu chefs with hatchets ♪
766
00:33:59,681 --> 00:34:01,239
♪ Panties of the ratchet ♪
767
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,879
♪ Galore at the dollar store ♪
768
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,280
[car engine starts]
769
00:34:04,281 --> 00:34:06,599
♪ Reminding me I don't have kids
And off the grid ♪
770
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,000
- [engine revs]
- [camera shutter clicks]
771
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,920
♪ I'll off my fam same way Söze did ♪
772
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,199
♪ And my lawyer'll be Kobayashi ♪
773
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,480
♪ Teflon Don got nothing on me ♪
774
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,080
♪ So wasabi, too much make eye watery ♪
775
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,040
♪ Hung jury, won lottery ♪
776
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,679
♪ And clay pottery ♪
777
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,159
♪ With bonsai tree ♪
778
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,678
♪ Hey, don't bother me
Unless you're thе press ♪
779
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,159
♪ You can follow me
No gun's you'll see ♪
780
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,679
♪ Tucked in my vеst as I play chess ♪
781
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,920
♪ Rook to H8, okay... ♪
782
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,440
So what exactly are we looking for?
783
00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,919
[Amerie] Anything that proves
Chook's been following her
784
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,480
and doing the dead bird stuff.
785
00:34:40,481 --> 00:34:43,718
Then Harper won't have to prove
he was there the night they took her.
786
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,080
We can just get him arrested
for stalking or something.
787
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,080
[cell phone ringing and vibrating]
788
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,198
He left his phone.
789
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:52,769
- [door opens]
- [Chook] Fuck!
790
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,600
[objects clattering]
791
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,800
- Ello-hay, Adlay.
- Who the fuck are you?
792
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,600
We just wanna talk.
793
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,320
So, let me get this straight.
794
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,680
Youse reckon I came into your school,
795
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,560
stole her bag, found a dead bird,
796
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,880
put that dead bird on her bag,
797
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,440
figured out where she lives,
798
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,760
found another dead bird,
and put that dead bird on her doorstep.
799
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,960
Yes, exactly!
800
00:35:21,961 --> 00:35:23,799
You're trying to get me to admit that?
801
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,879
- No.
- [cell phone beeps]
802
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,600
[automated voice] Recording.
803
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,480
Youse are fucking pathetic, eh?
804
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,090
- [cell phone beeps]
- Why would I do all this shit?
805
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,240
Well, you have some motives.
806
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,320
Yeah? What motives would they be?
807
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,170
Think I'd mess with her
when we're still awaiting trial?
808
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,240
How's that gonna look for my boys, huh?
809
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,600
- That make sense to you?
- Not really.
810
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,600
[tense music playing]
811
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,880
No, not really?
812
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880
Not very clever breaking in here.
813
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,280
I don't like people touching my shit.
814
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,200
And I really don't like
being accused of shit I didn't do
815
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,720
after you burned my fucking car
816
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,680
and locked my lads in jail!
817
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,200
You are lucky
818
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,000
I am trying to keep
my nose clean at the moment.
819
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,520
I think you should fuck off.
820
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Or you could stay.
821
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,040
Oi, not you.
822
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,560
[Darren breathing heavily]
823
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440
- Come here! Come here.
- [whimpering]
824
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,680
It's all right.
825
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,680
Look around you. Look around.
826
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,120
[sobbing]
827
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,360
This is Ca$h.
828
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,520
This is his world.
829
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
You think you know him, but you don't.
830
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,130
[Darren sniffles]
831
00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:40,839
I do know him.
832
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,120
Yeah? So he told you the real story?
833
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,250
Did he? Come here.
834
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,120
Come here. He told you the truth?
835
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,680
What real story?
836
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,210
Oh, you don't know?
837
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,600
Oh, he was in on it.
838
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Yeah, he was gunning for it.
839
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,520
[sniffling]
840
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,800
He just got cold feet.
841
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,330
That's not true.
842
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,810
Yeah?
843
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,640
Why do you think he chose
not to testify against Jayden and Tilla?
844
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,770
Huh?
845
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,040
Why do you think
he chose not to dob me in, huh?
846
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,440
Because he's one of us.
847
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,440
Always has been.
848
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,960
Always will be.
849
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,280
Like I said, you think you know someone.
850
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,680
You don't know shit.
851
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,890
Do you?
852
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,810
Say it.
853
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,950
- Say it!
- I don't know shit.
854
00:37:41,951 --> 00:37:42,919
Fuck off.
855
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,320
[Darren sobbing]
856
00:37:47,871 --> 00:37:49,839
[exhales]
857
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,890
Okay.
858
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,920
Push that to the footy post and back.
859
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,600
- Let's go.
- Why?
860
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,120
There are many reasons why.
861
00:37:59,121 --> 00:38:01,599
Spider, just do it.
All of you, jump on some rubber.
862
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,559
Let's go.
863
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,919
- [Spider sighs heavily]
- [indistinct chatter]
864
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,240
Come on, Anthony.
Show me what's under that sloppy joe.
865
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880
You should feel it in your quads.
866
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,640
Didn't know you were
such a huge Shannon Noll fan.
867
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,240
Not Shannon Noll.
868
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,400
Moving Pictures, 1981 original.
869
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,840
Thank you.
And Timothy made some valid points,
870
00:38:22,841 --> 00:38:24,799
and he's not the first
to raise this issue.
871
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,680
I've got Anthony Vaughn's mother
on my back.
872
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:31,959
Dustin's parents made their feelings known
when they withdrew him from the school.
873
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,560
I have to show that I am taking
these concerns seriously, Jojo.
874
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,840
By allowing them to do whatever this is.
875
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,520
Well, yes, and also by making
the SLTs elective.
876
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,690
[Voss] Come on!
877
00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,199
- What?
- Don't look at me like that.
878
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,800
If you make SLTs an elective,
no one's going to come.
879
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,360
I actually think it's gonna open up
a whole new cohort of students
880
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,120
who will thrive under your tutelage, Jojo.
881
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,660
You just gotta have some faith.
882
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440
[Voss] Rest assured,
we won't be doing any of that
883
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,800
rubbish you had to stomach last term.
884
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,600
There'll be no sitting around
singing "Kumbaya"
885
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,200
- and talking about our feelings.
- [panting]
886
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,800
[Voss] Now, once upon a time,
887
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000
we men were kings!
888
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,160
We were warriors.
889
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,800
- We were lords.
- [Spider grunts]
890
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,720
[Voss] But this world made us weak.
891
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,880
- Sooky. Whiny.
- [boy heaves]
892
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,480
La-las who can't even push
a tire across a pitch.
893
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,610
[boys panting]
894
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,720
[Voss] That's going to change as of today.
895
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680
So come, Kings. Where are you?
896
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,680
Hmm? You out there?
897
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,000
Come, warriors. Hmm?
898
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,810
Come, Lords.
899
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,960
- "Cumlords."
- "Cumlords."
900
00:39:44,961 --> 00:39:47,119
- [boys chuckling]
- [Voss] Come together now.
901
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,320
Come together
and release your inner beast.
902
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,050
Cumlords.
903
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,040
["Dexamphetamine" playing]
904
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,960
We're the cumlords. We're the cumlords.
905
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,480
[boys chanting] Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!
906
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,840
Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!
907
00:40:07,841 --> 00:40:10,199
- Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!
- [howling]
908
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,550
- Cumlords! Cumlords!
- What're they saying?
909
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,160
Oh, they're saying "cumlords."
Real nice. Hmm.
910
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,640
- [boys] Cumlords! Cumlords!
- [Woodsy] Hmm.
911
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,040
[boys] Cumlords! Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!
912
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,680
[song continues]
913
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,480
Piggott, visitor.
914
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,650
[song stops]
915
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,680
[indistinct chatter]
916
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,240
[mellow music playing]
917
00:40:49,551 --> 00:40:51,559
Hey. Hey.
918
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,720
[Harper] Hey, where were you this morning?
919
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,040
I don't think it's Chook.
920
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:56,599
What?
921
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,040
Bird Psycho, it's not Chook.
922
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,160
Where were you this morning?
923
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920
- We went to see Chook.
- What the fuck!
924
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,320
And he didn't seem
to know anything about it.
925
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:08,239
- I don't think he wants revenge.
- He's a literal psychopath.
926
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,040
- I took Quinni and Darren with me.
- I can't with this.
927
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,400
I need you to stop.
Stop trying to protect me.
928
00:41:13,401 --> 00:41:15,079
Don't you see this is hurting you?
929
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,370
Everything that happened to you
was my fault.
930
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,000
- It wasn't.
- It's not just you, Harps.
931
00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:23,879
Everyone at this school thinks
that I'm a shitty person
932
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,200
and I can't shake
this feeling that they're right.
933
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,360
[soft emotional music playing]
934
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,600
[Amerie sighs]
935
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,840
You're not a shitty person.
936
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,840
We both fucked up.
937
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,130
And you're the best mate
in the whole world.
938
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,560
You have so much energy, Am.
939
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,840
You're like...
the Energizer Bunny on pingers.
940
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,080
So when you turn all that on me,
it's fucking terrifying.
941
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,440
You need to take that energy
and put it into something else.
942
00:41:56,441 --> 00:41:58,999
But I swear to God,
if you keep trying to protect me,
943
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,320
I'm gonna shave your head.
944
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,200
[chuckles]
945
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,960
I would rock it though.
946
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,280
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
947
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,640
Oi, wait. Come here.
948
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880
Your little "cumlords" gag out there
949
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,550
might've got you a detention
with another teacher.
950
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,720
But not me. You know why?
951
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,320
- No.
- Because I know how it is.
952
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,680
Society is already trying to cut you down.
953
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,920
My old man
ran his own company for 50 years.
954
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,880
The little start-up
is a multinational success.
955
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,480
Then he got fired
956
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,360
from his own company that he started.
957
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,890
And you know why?
958
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,520
For a joke.
959
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,920
His lifetime, a joke.
960
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,700
[imitates explosion]
961
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,240
But that's how this Brave New World works.
962
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,600
Now, those boys out there,
they will walk through fire for you.
963
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,440
And you know what that's called?
964
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,400
Stupidity.
965
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,240
It's called leadership.
966
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080
You're either born with it or you're not.
967
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,680
Now, let me tell you,
Spencer, you have it.
968
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,650
And me.
969
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,040
Now, together, we can do great things.
970
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,920
And we can start by setting right
a few things around here.
971
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,280
For fellas. What do you say?
972
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,400
Sounds... Sounds great.
973
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,680
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
974
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,560
- I knew I could count on you.
- Yeah.
975
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,040
- Timothy.
- Stacy.
976
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,840
- Nice to see you.
- And you.
977
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,360
Contextualize "cumlords" for me,
would you?
978
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,720
Absolutely.
979
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,210
Comprehensive Understanding
of Masculinity...
980
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680
- [quirky music playing]
- Led...
981
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,600
by Older Respected...
982
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,200
- Dude...?
- ..."s".
983
00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:58,279
[Woodsy] Hmm.
984
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,520
Okay.
985
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,800
Being a school captain
986
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,960
is a huge responsibility.
987
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,800
It requires leadership,
988
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,030
- caring for other people.
- [students whispering]
989
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,200
The very well-being of our students
is in their hands.
990
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,600
This year, we've only had
one, uh, candidate come forward.
991
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,730
Well done, Sasha.
992
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,680
So I would like to encourage you all
993
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,880
to be brave
994
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,680
and throw your hat in the ring
and give it a go.
995
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,410
Sasha, why don't you take us
through your policies?
996
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,960
Thank you to our esteemed...
997
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,440
Wait! [clears throat]
998
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,370
I'm gonna run.
999
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,000
Okay. Well done, Spencer,
if you'd like to...
1000
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,550
- Do you feel forgotten...
- [quirky music playing]
1001
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,880
...unseen, left behind,
1002
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,840
or worse,
1003
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,520
do you feel... [clears throat]
like you can't even breathe...
1004
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,890
- [boy 1] Huh?
- ...for fear of getting canceled?
1005
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,800
- Oh.
- People like Sasha So
1006
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,759
have made me feel like I'm responsible
1007
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,050
for the world's problems
for far too long now.
1008
00:45:07,051 --> 00:45:08,959
- It's disrespectful.
- And I'm sick of it.
1009
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,920
People can say what they want about me.
1010
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,960
- But what you see is what you get.
- [boy 2] Whoo!
1011
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,760
So I say, it's time for us,
1012
00:45:16,761 --> 00:45:20,199
- the canceled, to take back the power.
- [Sasha scoffs]
1013
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,480
- [scattered whooping]
- [Spider] It's time to be unapologetic
1014
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,840
about who we really are.
1015
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,120
[Harper] Boo!
1016
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,320
So vote for me, Spencer White,
1017
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,000
if you want a real leader.
1018
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,360
- [cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
1019
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,040
Okay. Thank you so much, Spencer.
1020
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,070
If Spider gets school captain,
we're all doomed.
1021
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,150
I don't know if I feel any better
about Sasha being elected to be honest.
1022
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,610
I'm gonna run too.
1023
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,730
Am, what the hell?
1024
00:45:49,731 --> 00:45:51,639
- [Woodsy] Amerie.
- Maybe this is it, Harps.
1025
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,600
This is what I put my energy into.
1026
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,040
Making it up to everyone.
1027
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,160
[Woodsy] Okay, well, this is unexpected.
1028
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,240
[enthralling music playing]
1029
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,280
Uh... Um...
1030
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,680
I doubt many of you
would want to vote for me.
1031
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,480
And I get it.
I've let a lot of people down.
1032
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,280
Even in the last day,
I think I've pissed off about 20 of you...
1033
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,640
Is she allowed to do this?
1034
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,720
...but I think that's what makes me
the best candidate
1035
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,320
because I wanna be better.
1036
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,780
I want to make it up to you all
1037
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,760
and I will work five times harder
than anyone else to do it.
1038
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,080
I will prove that I can be a good person.
1039
00:46:28,081 --> 00:46:31,279
Plus who'd want these two dickheads
as school captain?
1040
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,480
They want this for themselves, not you,
1041
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,760
for their own egos.
1042
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,560
So... vote one.
1043
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,240
Amerie Wadia.
Hartley High's biggest fuck-up.
1044
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600
Let me make it up to you.
1045
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,730
[music stops]
1046
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,080
[student coughs]
1047
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,550
- Whoo!
- [enthralling music continues]
1048
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,360
[Woodsy] Thank you, Amerie.
1049
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,080
Everybody, our three candidates
for school captain of Hartley High.
1050
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,520
[applause]
1051
00:47:05,671 --> 00:47:07,679
[music fades]
1052
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,760
[indistinct chatter]
1053
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,400
Hey. So, um, it turns out Harper didn't
really want a full-time bodyguard.
1054
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,280
[chuckles] I see.
1055
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,800
So I have some time on my hands.
1056
00:47:19,801 --> 00:47:22,399
Time you'll spend in the race
for school captain?
1057
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,919
[chuckles] I mean, yeah, that,
1058
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,600
but also time
that I could be spending with you.
1059
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,400
- I'd like that.
- Yeah, me too.
1060
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,720
Um, wanna start tonight?
1061
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,570
Sounds good.
1062
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Hey, Booger.
1063
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,090
Hey, Spud.
1064
00:47:39,091 --> 00:47:41,639
[Rowan] What are you up to tonight?
1065
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,520
[indistinct chatter]
1066
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,480
So, we'll be your campaign managers,
1067
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,520
but you're gonna have to choose a vice.
1068
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,280
- I was thinking Quinni.
- Seriously?
1069
00:47:51,281 --> 00:47:53,959
- I reckon you'll be amazing.
- [cell phone chimes]
1070
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,610
How's the look on those two rockjobs
when you got up?
1071
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,730
What the hell?
1072
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,480
[foreboding music playing]
1073
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,610
[Quinni mutters]
1074
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:03,719
{\an8}[Amerie] "You don't get to be the hero."
1075
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:04,880
{\an8}"Bird Psycho."
1076
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,460
{\an8}[Darren] Bird Psycho?
1077
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,920
Did this happen just now?
1078
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,080
Wait, so they're after you now?
1079
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,760
No. No, they were always after me.
1080
00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:17,359
The ibis that was on my bag,
the one that I lent you,
1081
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,600
it's got my name on it.
1082
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,040
Then the mynah bird, that was my house.
1083
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,520
Whoever this is, they wanna bring me down.
1084
00:48:25,521 --> 00:48:27,559
[Harper] So it really isn't Chook.
1085
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,119
We would've seen him in the hall.
1086
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,600
Whoever sent this
was in assembly just now.
1087
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,320
Bird Psycho's out to get Amerie.
1088
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,760
And they go to this school!
1089
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,400
[cell phones chiming]
1090
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,950
["Bizarre Love Triangle"
by New Order playing]
1091
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,120
[imperceptible]
1092
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,760
Who at Hartley hates me this much?
1093
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,880
[Amerie] We all want to be
the hero of our own story.
1094
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,760
But have you ever stopped to think
that at some point, to someone,
1095
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,680
you're the villain?
1096
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,400
♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪
1097
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,930
[song fades]
1098
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,880
[gripping electronic music playing]
1099
00:49:22,930 --> 00:49:27,480
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