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[Music plays]
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The weather here in New Zealand is schizophrenic.
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30 degrees today, could be 10 tomorrow.
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We're a country known
for its tranquility, its sheep,
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its hobbit on hobbit violence.
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But here in Christchurch, we're
known for its Gothic architecture,
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large green parks and creepy old
men exposing themselves at playgrounds.
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Some years we voted the
friendliest city in the world.
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By who? I have no idea.
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Probably not those kids in those playgrounds,
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and certainly not anybody I've met.
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I grew up here in Christchurch,
and I love calling it my home.
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Right now I'd kill for a beer and some earcon.
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[Music plays]
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Classic Angela, she always
sings in the shower after her run.
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I think she'd like a bigger
house, just for the acoustics.
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[Music plays]
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This guy again. If an orphanage
burned down, nobody would hear about it.
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All the media wants to talk
about is the Christchurch carver.
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Four women dead over the
last two years that they know of,
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and the police are scratching their heads.
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Hey, little fluffy.
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What's that?
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Who the fuck are you?
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Oh yeah, I should probably
say, this isn't my house.
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[Music plays]
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Well, that wasn't pleasant.
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I met Angela at the supermarket
when she smiled at me.
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Turned out she was smiling at somebody behind me.
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But by then I was already hooked.
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She was married, but that's
not something to shy away from.
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It just means learning two people's routines.
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Sure, it's an extra effort,
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but if you're not 100% committed
to a relationship, then what's the point?
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Often there can be a gap between
the fantasy and the reality.
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And even though Angela lived up to the fantasy,
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things haven't played out how I wanted.
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And I know the disappointments of
today will stay with me for a long time.
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Even so, I'm not going to
let that stop me from trying again.
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Everybody deserves to find romance.
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[Music plays]
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[Sighs]
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Hey Jova, hey Pickle, you miss me?
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I must seem like a god to them.
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When they eat, what their
view is, if they live or die.
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People forget goldfish can live up to 40 years,
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but I'm going to get 50 out of my guys.
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[Phone rings]
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The person you have dialed is not available.
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Please leave a message.
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Jo, it's your mother.
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Where are you?
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You said you'd be here for dinner.
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Jo, it's your mother.
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Jo, it's your mother!
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You're not here again.
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When are you going to get yourself a cell phone?
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I made you that meatloaf you love so much.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Everyone is fascinated
by me, trying to figure me out.
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Police, media, podcasters, psychics.
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Every week there's another profile.
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I'm doing this for that reason,
I'm doing that for this reason.
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The person you have dialed is not available.
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Please leave a message.
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Jo, it's your mother.
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If you don't call me, I'm calling the hospital.
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Truth is, I'm just a regular
guy, an average Jo, with a hobby.
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I'm not a psychopath.
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I don't hear voices.
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I don't kill for God or
Satan or the neighbour's dog.
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I kill for me.
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It's that simple.
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I like women, and I like to do things
to them that they won't let me do.
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People always complain the planet
has too many people living on it.
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Eight billion of us fighting
for resources, and half a woman.
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So when you think about it, by picking
off a couple of them every year,
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I'm actually doing the world a favour.
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Romance tastes sweeter when it's shorter.
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No tears, no late night phone
calls, just ships passing in the night.
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But sometimes in a relationship, you
have to do things you don't want to do.
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Angela, please don't make me hurt your cat.
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This is your last chance.
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People like her think
people like me have no morals.
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But I love cats.
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If Angela had just come
out of the bathroom like I asked,
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then Fluffy could have watched from
the windowsill rather than from cat heaven.
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Joe, it's about time.
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Sorry I'm late, Mum.
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I nearly called the hospitals.
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I got busy with work.
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Too busy to call your mother.
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Too busy to leave me wondering
if my only son is dead.
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I have every mind not to let you in.
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I have every mind to thank her if she doesn't.
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Sorry, Mum.
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Got you this.
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Ah, fuck.
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Who gives their mother a rose with thorns?
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A bad son, obviously.
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Maybe this will make up for it.
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Not much of a present
if you've already opened it.
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I had one earlier.
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Hey boss, we found another
victim in the car outside.
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Is it a cover?
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Yeah, it's looking like it.
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What do we know about this one?
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Martha Harris, 67, lives alone,
car's registered in her name.
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Is that a gunshot wound?
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As far as I can tell.
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Great, so that guy has a gun now.
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Your father would be rolling in his
grave if he knew you treated me like this.
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That would be a neat trick since he was cremated.
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No need to be so sarcastical.
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Sorry, Mum.
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Here, these are on sale, so I got you one.
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I'm fine.
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I was trying to do something nice.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Just leave me a couple
of dollars before you leave.
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It's cold, you put yours in the oven.
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I wasn't the one who was late.
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Late? The late Mrs Middleton
does have a nice ring to it.
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It's meatloaf, it's your favourite.
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Even the fly doesn't want it.
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Well, how is it?
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It's cold, it's dry, it's overcooked.
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Same as always, Mum.
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When are you going to get a cell phone?
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I worry when I can't get hold of you.
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They can track you on those
things, where you go, what you do.
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Who's they?
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The government, cell phone companies, the police.
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Why would the government care
about when I go to the supermarket?
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Maybe they're keen to know what's on special.
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I bought a new jigsaw
today, down from $30 to $12.
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That's great, Mum.
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A grisly discovery of two bodies in
a peaceful residential neighbourhood tonight
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has residents concerned that Christchurch
Carver might be responsible for the tragedy.
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Crime scene tape surrounds the property
where the bodies of two women were found,
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but police are refusing
to share any further details.
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At this stage, it's unclear if
there's a connection between the women
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or even whether they were killed
by the same person or people.
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It is also unknown whether an apple core, the
Carver's infamous signature, was found at the scene.
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But if this is the work of the Carver, it
would bring the number of his victims to six.
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Actually, you're short.
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Katrina Shepard, my fourth kill.
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The one they never found, or even looked for.
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She's probably a skeleton
by now, rotting away in that boot.
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Oh, the news. It's always so bad.
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When are you going to meet someone, Joe?
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I'm looking.
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At men?
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Told you already, Mum, I'm not gay.
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Are you sure?
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I'd be the first to know.
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Just...
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make sure, before you
commit to a nice young woman.
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Otherwise it wouldn't be fair.
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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Day one in a world without Angela.
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Over time I've found the experience from my relationship
sustained me for at least several months.
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A good thing, too. Otherwise the
world really might run out of women.
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Like them.
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You're cute.
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You're cute, too.
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And other times I would
start to get to know them better.
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But it's too soon.
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Hang on.
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Where did you come from?
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Wow, you're beautiful.
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Look at that smile.
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You could light up a room.
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And the way you move, with such grace.
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Well now, maybe it's not too soon after all.
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Hm. A definite maybe.
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God, I love window shopping.
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Hey, Jip.
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Officer Sam.
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These days the police stationers hustling and
bustling with stressed out and anxious detectives.
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The day of and following a homicide is when
that hustling and bustling are at their greatest.
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After all my kills, they still have nothing.
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I actually feel bad for them in some ways.
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I started working here after
I killed a guy by the name of Dan.
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Or maybe it was Don.
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When the Christchurch Carver
investigation was beginning,
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and I was spending every minute wondering
if the police would break down my door,
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I was freaking out.
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I had to know what was going on.
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So after I made Dan Don the cleaner
disappear, I applied for his job.
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Now I'm the invisible man who goes
where he wants with his broom and mop,
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who has every piece of information about
the Christchurch Carver at his fingertips.
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Okay, listen up.
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The cause of death was a single
gunshot wound to the abdomen.
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We were here later this morning from ballistics.
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Detective Inspector Carl Schroeder,
leading the task force.
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If I told him he could find that ballistics
match in my briefcase, he wouldn't believe me.
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Martha Harris was at Stonefield
Cemetery visiting her husband's grave.
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And now she can join him.
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Now I'm thinking our guy must have carjacked her.
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Close. She caught me stealing it
after I'd gone there to visit my dad.
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Anything else? We got anything else, guys?
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Keys were in with the car. So
he must have taken them or dumped them.
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Yeah, family said they were
on a key ring with a Celtic design.
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Unless you're stuffing mum into her red
bin, you're not going to find those keys, Robert.
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The coroner confirmed Angela's cause
of death is she choked on the airport.
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They also confirmed she wasn't raped.
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I'm not a monster.
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Forensics, what have we got?
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It's cool seeing them piece it together,
all my work, and they don't even notice I'm here.
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Hey, Jo, catch.
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You can't make people treat you that way.
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The Sally. When she isn't
trying to get me into bed,
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she roams the halls here changing light
bulbs, thanking Jesus for the opportunity.
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Detective Travis was just joking.
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It's not funny to pick on people, Jo.
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It is when I do it.
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And you might think he's a friend, but he's not.
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It's not right.
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That is one cross Jesus refused to get nailed to.
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He was willing to die for our sins, but not
willing to hang out between the Sally stits 24/7.
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I'm fine, Sally, really. Really, I'm fine.
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Ham, cheese and relish.
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Her sandwiches are the highlight of my day,
225
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and making them for me is
probably the highlight of hers.
226
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,999
Thanks, Sally.
227
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,999
If you like, we could
have lunch by the river today.
228
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,999
It's a lovely day.
229
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,999
I have a date with a florist.
230
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I can't, Sally, I've got a lot to do.
231
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Another time.
232
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[Music]
233
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,999
I spent four months with Angela
figuring out if she was my type.
234
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,999
We grew closer together over that time,
235
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,999
and I loved every moment of it.
236
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,999
They don't always work out.
237
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,999
I know this is new,
238
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,999
but I can already tell we're off to a good start.
239
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,999
Day by day, rain or shine,
240
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,999
you're gorgeous.
241
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,999
God, you make me happy.
242
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,999
I wonder, do you live alone?
243
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,999
I wonder, do you have a cat?
244
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,999
And you look after yourself too.
245
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,999
Every day you impress me more and more.
246
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:46,999
[Music]
247
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Laura Pilgrim.
248
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Laura, such a pretty name.
249
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,999
And everything here tells me you live alone.
250
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,999
God, I do love getting to know people.
251
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:15,999
[Music]
252
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,999
What's going on here?
253
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,999
[Music]
254
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,999
There must be something new to report.
255
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:34,999
[Music]
256
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,999
Ah, Daniela Walker was found by her husband
when he got home from Sunday training with the kids.
257
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,999
Daniela who?
258
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,999
Forensics are still at the scene,
259
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,999
but the only prints they're
pulling belong to family and friends.
260
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,999
Now, the husband is coming
in shortly for an interview.
261
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,999
He's left his trademark souvenir.
262
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,999
A souvenir?
263
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,999
I mean, it has to be the carver.
264
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,999
Well, it's looking like it.
265
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,999
What has to be the carver?
266
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,999
Is sleep killing a thing like sleepwalking?
267
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,999
Or is somebody pretending to be me?
268
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,999
Hang on, hang on.
269
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,999
Oh, sorry.
270
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,999
Oh, Sally.
271
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:07,999
Yeah.
272
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,999
Sorry.
273
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,999
It's taken a lot of work
to get where I've gotten,
274
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,999
and now some arsehole thinks
he can piggyback off my efforts?
275
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,999
Do you like tuna, Joe?
276
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,999
There's only one Christchurch carver.
277
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,999
Fuck this guy.
278
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,999
Joe.
279
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,999
Sorry?
280
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,999
I ran out of ham, and all I had was tuna.
281
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,999
But I don't really have a chance to get any more,
282
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,999
because it's Martin's birthday.
283
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,999
Martin?
284
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,999
My brother.
285
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,999
Told you about him.
286
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,999
About how you remind me of him.
287
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,999
She wants to fuck her brother too?
288
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,999
People used to pick on him too.
289
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,999
And those things, they can spiral fast, Joe.
290
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,999
What the hell is she on about?
291
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:44,999
Yeah, I'm sure.
292
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,999
Thank you, Sally.
293
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Look, I'd better get back to work.
294
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,999
Thank you.
295
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,999
Are you all right, Joe?
296
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,999
I'm fine, Sally.
297
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,999
Please don't follow me. Please don't follow me.
298
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,999
Please don't follow me.
299
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,999
Hang on.
300
00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,999
She followed.
301
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,999
Were you born in a tent?
302
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,999
Sometimes it's good to know there's help.
303
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,999
I don't need a mechanic. I don't have a car.
304
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,999
That's my dad's old card.
305
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,999
I've written my number on the back.
306
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,999
You can trust me, so call any time.
307
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,999
Thanks, Sally.
308
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,999
Sorry, Sally. You'll never be my type.
309
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,999
Which for you is probably a good thing.
310
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,999
Daniela Walker?
311
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,999
Why would the police think I killed you?
312
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,999
And who are you?
313
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,999
Thank you.
314
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,999
Hey, Mike.
315
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,999
I'm so sorry for your loss.
316
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,999
That must be the husband.
317
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,999
This way, if you don't mind.
318
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,999
Travis said I left my trademark souvenir.
319
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,999
Does he mean the apple?
320
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,999
What else do you idiots think I did?
321
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,999
Jesus, are you guys going to start pinning
everything that goes wrong in this city on me?
322
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,999
I need to get in there
and figure out what's going on.
323
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:10,999
The media came up with the Christchurch
Carver as a name for me.
324
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,999
I actually stabbed my first few
victims before switching to apples.
325
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,999
It's hard catching a bus when you're
covered in blood, even in Christchurch.
326
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:29,999
My lovelies.
327
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,000
All of you died doing what I loved.
328
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,999
Not you.
329
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,999
I take care choosing who I spend time with.
330
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,999
And what, for some guy to come
along and pollute that with strangers?
331
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,999
Is it a one-off?
332
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,999
Somebody hiding a crime?
333
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,999
Like the husband?
334
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,999
Or is this the first of many?
335
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,999
I think those files say seven.
336
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,999
Okay, thank you.
337
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,999
[phone rings]
338
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,999
Hey.
339
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,999
I remember meeting her at your house.
340
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,999
We didn't talk much, but I liked her a lot.
341
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,999
You knew her well?
342
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,999
Well, enough to make school
talk, but she was Sarah's friend.
343
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,999
Or work colleague, I guess.
344
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,999
And Mike? How well do you know him?
345
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
A lot less than Daniela.
346
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,999
Right. Walker's statement. He went
to soccer practice at 16.30, back at 18.30.
347
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,999
He also gave us a couple of names of witnesses.
348
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,999
So not the husband, then.
349
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,999
People say imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery.
350
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,999
But I say it's just some
prick with no imagination.
351
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,999
Can't stop thinking about the apple.
352
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,999
What is it?
353
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,999
Usually he eats it.
354
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,999
Or maybe he's interrupted.
355
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,999
It could be why he strangled her instead
of chucking her with the apple core.
356
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,999
Yep. Or it wasn't the kava.
357
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,999
It wasn't?
358
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,999
The apple's been in the media.
It's not exactly a secret.
359
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,999
Along with the fact that fruit acid destroys DNA.
360
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:12,999
If you were trying to pin this
on the kava, what would you do?
361
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,999
I leave the apple behind.
362
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,999
So you think we might have a copycat?
363
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,999
I think we need to consider it.
364
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,999
Right. We'd better head
out and check these witnesses.
365
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,999
Thanks, Bex.
366
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:38,999
Joe. Can you not sneak up on me like that?
367
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,999
One day I might have to.
368
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,999
Good luck, Detective Carl.
369
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,999
We'll get him.
370
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,999
No, you won't. I'm getting him first.
371
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,999
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
372
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:14,999
This is like trying to play
the strangest game of solitaire ever.
373
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,999
She was strangled.
374
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,999
She killed anyone.
375
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,999
Crosswords? I thought only old people did those.
376
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,999
This is so hard without context.
377
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,999
I need to get into that house.
378
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:45,999
Damn it. I should have
known there'd be no getting in.
379
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,999
These idiots are probably going to camp in the
driveway for the next few days just to piss me off.
380
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,999
Maybe they'll build a
fire and toast marshmallows.
381
00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:00,999
Maybe standing here isn't the best idea.
382
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,999
Another time.
383
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,999
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
384
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:22,999
Guys! Guys!
385
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,999
Oh, you're not going to believe this.
386
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,999
There's this guy out there pretending to be me.
387
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,999
(PHONE RINGS)
388
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,999
I know. I'm nervous. Me.
389
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,999
So, anyway, I steal this photo and I go
to the house, but there's heaps of cops there.
390
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,999
Joris, your mother. Now, don't
forget dinner tomorrow night.
391
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,999
There's something urgent I need to tell you.
392
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Urgent? I wonder what she's found on sale now.
393
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,999
(PHONE RINGS)
394
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,999
It's cold.
395
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,999
You were late. Again.
396
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,999
So, how's the girlfriend?
397
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,999
Who?
398
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,999
You said you'd met somebody.
399
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,999
I said I was looking.
400
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,999
So you haven't found anybody?
401
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,999
I've been busy.
402
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,999
Is that why you don't call?
403
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,999
I'm here, aren't I?
404
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,999
Did you know Gregory's getting married?
405
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,999
Gregory's your cousin?
406
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,999
I know who Gregory is. I just
didn't know he was getting married.
407
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,999
He's a very fortunate man.
408
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,999
His fiancée is quite beautiful.
409
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,999
Fortunate isn't the right word, considering
he ordered her for three easy payments plus postage.
410
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,999
Is that what was urgent?
411
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,999
Well, I've been busy too, Joe.
412
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,999
Cutting coupons.
413
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:51,999
I called the manufacturer, and they told me they
have tight quality control, and it must be my fault.
414
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,999
I'm not following.
415
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,999
The jigsaw!
416
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,999
I've completed it, and there is a piece missing.
417
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,999
The manufacturer told me I must be losing them.
418
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,999
He was very rude about it,
even told me to stop calling.
419
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,999
I know how he feels.
420
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,999
I turned the place upside down.
421
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,999
Lifted the rugs, vacuumed
down the side of the couch.
422
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,999
I even went through the bins.
423
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,999
Does sound super urgent.
424
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,999
And...
425
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,999
I found these.
426
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,999
Oh, fuck.
427
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,999
I'm going to hand them in to the police.
428
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,999
Oh, don't do that.
429
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,999
Well, someone might have lost them.
430
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,999
Or they were stolen. There are
some bad people out there, you know.
431
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,999
They're mine. I've been looking for them.
432
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,999
Yours?
433
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,999
You don't even own a car.
434
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,999
They're from work.
435
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,999
I still don't understand.
436
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,999
What kind of a car salesman doesn't have a car?
437
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,999
One who quit to become a cleaner.
438
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,999
Plus, I never sold cars like Dad.
439
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,999
I just cleaned them.
440
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,999
I must have thrown them out by accident.
441
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Thanks, Mum.
442
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,999
You're a lifesaver.
443
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,999
You really are.
444
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,999
Hopeless.
445
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,999
Just like your father.
446
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,999
Only, he lost more sales than keys.
447
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000
He was a useless husband, too.
448
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,999
(indistinct chatter)
449
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,999
(indistinct chatter)
450
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:34,000
(siren blaring)
451
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
(siren blaring)
452
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,999
(indistinct chatter)
453
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:27,999
Do you put sugar in this?
454
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,999
Too like you like it.
455
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,999
Terrible coffee.
456
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,999
Sorry, Mum.
457
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,999
Do it myself next time.
458
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:49,999
A world without Mum.
459
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,999
No more cold meatloaf.
460
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,999
No phone messages.
461
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,999
No stories about mints on special.
462
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,999
She can finally reconnect with Dad.
463
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,999
Poor bastard.
464
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,999
Whoa, whoa, stop the bus!
465
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:10,999
Can you wait a minute?
466
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,999
Yeah, of course I can.
467
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,999
For 20 bucks.
468
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,999
(phone ringing)
469
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:32,999
Okay, buddy, hang on.
470
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,999
Hang on, mate, hang on.
471
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,999
Hang on.
472
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:49,999
Yeah, mate.
473
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,999
Here you go.
474
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,999
Just pop you under there.
475
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,999
Ooh, you're heavy.
476
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,999
How's that?
477
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,999
Is that alright?
478
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Yeah.
479
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,999
(phone ringing)
480
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,999
Sorry.
481
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,999
Is there an all-night bed open?
482
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,999
Nothing on the route.
483
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,999
But I can get you one.
484
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,999
For 20 bucks.
485
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:30,999
Come on, Fluffy, you got this.
486
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Don't go toward the light.
487
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,999
Can I help you?
488
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,999
I found her on the side of the road.
489
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,999
Already inside the bag?
490
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,999
No, but I had to put her in something.
491
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,999
Okay.
492
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,999
Let me go take a look.
493
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
You can take a seat over there.
494
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,999
(phone ringing)
495
00:31:51,000 --> 00:32:00,999
Thank God this isn't life-size.
496
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,999
Hey.
497
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,999
She's stable for now, but
she's going to need an operation
498
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,999
and to stay with us a few days.
499
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,999
You said you'd be back in a few days.
500
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,999
Yeah, I'll be back in a few days.
501
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,999
I'll be back in a few days.
502
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,999
I'll be back in a few days.
503
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,999
You said you found her on the side of the road?
504
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,999
Yeah, I got off the bus to save her.
505
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,999
That's an incredible thing to do.
506
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,999
Just next time use your jacket
507
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,999
or anything other than a plastic bag.
508
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,999
I did poke holes in it.
509
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,999
The bag, I mean, not the cat.
510
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,999
Well, you saved her life, that's for sure.
511
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,999
Whereas whoever hit her just left her there.
512
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,999
I guess some people are monsters.
513
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,999
Hmm.
514
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,999
Well, I'll give you my card,
515
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,999
and if you just write your number on there,
516
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,999
I can keep you updated.
517
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,999
Beautiful, smart, empathetic,
518
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,999
bedroom eyes.
519
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,999
Jennifer, I wonder, do you live alone?
520
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Oh.
521
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,999
Oh.
522
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:20,999
Fuck's sake.
523
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,999
[car beeps]
524
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:43,999
Oh, what's the best cat food?
525
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,999
Cat food.
526
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,999
I found it after it got hit by a car.
527
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,999
I think getting hit by a
car changes what foods you like.
528
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,999
I think it changes what food it can chew.
529
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,999
I don't know, man, I'm not a vet.
530
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,999
But there's some tins past
the used by-all sale down the back.
531
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,999
My cat swears by this.
532
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,999
Your cat swears?
533
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,999
Only when he's hungry.
534
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:13,000
She seems nice.
535
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,999
[car door slams]
536
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,999
[car engine starts]
537
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:28,999
Thank you.
538
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:34,999
Hey, did I hear that you found
the cat after it got run over?
539
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,999
Oh, it's at the vet's.
540
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,999
I figure if they can't find
the owner, then I'll take it in.
541
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,999
Oh, that's so sweet of you.
542
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,999
I'm Melissa.
543
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,999
Joe.
544
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,999
Pleased to meet you, Joe.
545
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,999
Well, I'd love to stay and
chat, but I've got a bus to catch.
546
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,999
So before you make any
jokes about catching the bus...
547
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,999
Oh, I catch the bus too.
548
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,999
Are you kidding me?
549
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,999
Mine's just up ahead over there.
550
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,999
Oh, well, let's go.
551
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,999
After you.
552
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,999
[music]
553
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:14,999
So what do you do, Joe, other than save cats?
554
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,999
I work at the police station.
555
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,999
Oh. What kind of cop are you?
556
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,999
One who cleans the toilets. A good one.
557
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,999
Are you part of that Carver investigation?
558
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,999
Intimately.
559
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,999
No offence, but why can't you guys catch him?
560
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,999
He's very clever.
561
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,999
And very good looking.
562
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,999
So what do you do?
563
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,999
Apart from talk to strangers and buy cat food.
564
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,999
I'm a journalist.
565
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,999
I never killed a journalist.
566
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,999
Should I be talking to you?
567
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,999
Oh, you're safe.
568
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,999
Unless the police want to go on record
as to what scarves are coming into fashion.
569
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,999
[laughs]
570
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,999
Oh.
571
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
[laughs]
572
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,999
[music]
573
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,999
At the moment I'm between gags.
574
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,999
I've just moved here from Auckland,
so I'm still kind of finding my feet.
575
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,999
Is it true that serial killers
tend to have menial service jobs?
576
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,999
No. That's a cliche.
577
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,999
And they have crazy mothers?
578
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
That one's true.
579
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,999
This is a nice stop.
580
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,999
Hey, stay safe. There's
a serial killer out there.
581
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,999
Listen, Joe, am I silly
asking if you would walk me home?
582
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,999
Happy to.
583
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:35,999
[laughs]
584
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,999
Thank you.
585
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:44,999
[gasps]
586
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,999
Thanks again for walking with me.
You're such a gentleman.
587
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,999
My pleasure.
588
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,999
Oh, I'm a bit cold.
589
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,999
Um, here.
590
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,999
Oh, this.
591
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,999
It's not often you see someone
using a briefcase to buy pet food.
592
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,999
Oh, it was my dad's. I carried
it around as a reminder to him.
593
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,999
That's very sweet.
594
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,999
Oh, what's in the pocket?
595
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,999
Oh, um...
596
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,999
Should I be worried?
597
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,999
No, it's a precaution.
598
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,999
I got a fire up, figured the
car would be targeting cops, so...
599
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,999
Hey, I would, um, never normally cut
through there by myself, but it's quicker.
600
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,999
Sure.
601
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,999
Wow, this part of town's really gone downhill.
602
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,999
Every part of town has since the earthquakes.
603
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,999
I once had a Jehovah's Witness on my doorstep
telling me the earthquakes were caused by pornography.
604
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,999
I once had one on my doorstep saying God gave us climate
change because he was mad with women wearing tight jeans.
605
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,999
I used to play there...
606
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,999
with my sister.
607
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,999
Back before every service was child-proofed.
608
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,999
Was there lead paint back then?
609
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,999
No.
610
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,999
But she did fall off the
fort once and break her leg.
611
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,999
I thought you said you were from Auckland.
612
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,999
Yeah, we moved there after she died.
613
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,999
Your sister?
614
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,999
It's a long story.
615
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,999
Thanks again for walking with me.
616
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,999
This is going to be easy.
617
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,999
Ah!
618
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,999
Mm-mm.
619
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,999
I will shoot you.
620
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,999
What are you doing?
621
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,999
Open your briefcase.
622
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,999
Why?
623
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,999
I mean it, Joel, if I can shoot you.
624
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:37,999
Apple, knife.
625
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Well, isn't that interesting?
626
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,999
Uh, everything in my briefcase is evidence?
627
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,999
Mm-hmm.
628
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,999
Take them off.
629
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,999
I said off!
630
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:58,999
My pants?
631
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,999
Mm-hmm.
632
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:10,999
Underwear.
633
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,999
Really?
634
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:27,999
I know who you are, Joel.
635
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,999
I know what you do.
636
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,999
Nobody.
637
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,999
Pick them up.
638
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,999
Pick them up.
639
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:45,999
Cuff one on your left wrist.
640
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,999
Hurry up.
641
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,999
Lie down there.
642
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,999
Go, go, go, go, go!
643
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,999
You're making a mistake.
644
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,999
Arms around it.
645
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Cuff your other wrist.
646
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,999
Ah.
647
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,999
Ah.
648
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,999
Good.
649
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,999
Ah!
650
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,999
Fuck.
651
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:24,999
Wow!
652
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,999
You really came well prepared.
653
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,999
I bet this has seen a few things.
654
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,999
Hey, you've got this all wrong.
655
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,999
How about I see some more?
656
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,999
Look.
657
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,999
Look, whoever you think I am, you're wrong.
658
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,999
Ah!
659
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,999
Fuck!
660
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,999
Please stop. Please, please.
661
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
How does that feel, Joel?
662
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,999
What the fuck do you want?
663
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,999
That is a great question, Joel.
664
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Shall we find out?
665
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,999
Ah!
666
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,999
That is a great question, Joel.
667
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Shall we find out?
668
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,050
Ah!
669
00:41:15,051 --> 00:41:16,999
Ah!
670
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:39,999
Ah!
671
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,999
Ah!
672
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,050
Ah!
673
00:41:43,051 --> 00:41:44,999
Ah!
674
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,999
Ah!
675
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,999
Ah!
676
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,999
Ah!
677
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,999
Ah!
678
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,999
Ah!
679
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,999
Ah!
680
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,999
Ah!
681
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,999
Ah!
682
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,999
Ah!
683
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,999
Ah!
684
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,999
Ah!
685
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,999
Ah!
686
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Ah!
687
00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:12,999
Ah!
688
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,999
Ah!
689
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,999
Ah!
690
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,999
Ah!
691
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,999
Ah!
692
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,999
Ah!
693
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,999
Ah!
694
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,999
Ah!
695
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,999
Ah!
696
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,999
Ah!
697
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,999
Ah!
698
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,999
Ah!
699
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,999
Ah!
700
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,999
Ah!
701
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,999
Ah!
702
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,999
Ah!
703
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,999
Ah!
704
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,999
Ah!
705
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,999
Ah!
706
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,999
Ah!
707
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,999
Ah!
708
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,999
Ah!
709
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,999
Ah!
710
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,999
Ah!
711
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,999
Ah!
712
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,999
Ah!
713
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,999
Ah!
714
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,999
Ah!
715
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,999
Ah!
716
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,999
Ah!
717
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,999
Ah!
718
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,999
Ah!
719
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,999
Ah!
720
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,999
Ah!
721
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,999
Ah!
722
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,999
Ah!
723
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,999
Ah!
724
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,999
Ah!
725
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,999
Ah!
726
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,999
Ah!
727
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,999
Ah!
728
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,999
Ah!
729
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,999
Ah!
730
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,999
Ah!
731
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,999
Ah!
732
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
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733
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
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734
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,999
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735
00:43:50,000 --> 00:44:00,000
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