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♪ Oh, my darling, oh my darling ♪
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♪ Oh, my darling Clementine ♪
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♪ You are lost and gone forever... ♪
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Daddy, please give me the strength
to finish this fucking book.
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♪ Drove she ducklings to the water ♪
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♪ Every morning just at 9:00 ♪
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♪ Stubbed her foot... ♪
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I just want to make you proud, Mama.
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That's it.
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♪ Oh, my darling, oh, my darling... ♪
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I know, I know, I know. I have no money.
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♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪
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I'm just asking for a sign.
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♪ Dreadful sorry ♪
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♪ Clementine ♪
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I just want you to know that...
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I don't normally...
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I don't do one-night stands.
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Well, good thing it's daytime.
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- Open your mouth.
- What?
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Open your mouth.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, God.
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Yay, you wrote this, Gia Lombardi.
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- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
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That's pretty fucking cool.
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That's so fucking cool!
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But you're not, like, in love
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- with the movie star, right?
- No, God, gross.
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Sure, okay.
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- Shut up.
- Yeah, great, no.
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Damn it. Thank you.
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What am I doing? I should
be shopping at Kmart.
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Okay, I will be at the bar.
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- Shots?
- Yeah.
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Gia!
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Hey.
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Look at this.
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- Hi. I know.
- Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
- Mwah.
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- Did you get my messages?
- Uh, yeah, sorry.
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I just, I knew I was
gonna see you here, so...
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Um, what'd they say?
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We'll talk about it tomorrow.
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What's wrong? What...
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Tomorrow.
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Fuck, Rody, what?
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They're not happy.
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They're... What do you, what
do you mean they're not happy?
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It's 200,000 words on a porn
castle and swinger's clubs.
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What-what exactly did they say?
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That it's a bit... boring.
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Oh, uh, I have some good news.
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Gay Talese has, uh, has
agreed to mentor you.
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A mentor? I don't need a mentor.
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You're starting from scratch, Gia.
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"Scratch"?
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You wanted to update Thy
Neighbor's Wife, right?
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No, no, no. The last
section of that book
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is him literally talking about
himself in the third person.
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I mean, for fuck's sake, that's the
kind of shit only a man would do.
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Well, then you do that, too.
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You can write like a man, Gia.
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I don't want to write like a
man. I want to write like me.
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Oh, look at that.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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- Congratulations.
- Mm, thank you so much.
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- God, you look incredible.
- Thank you.
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- You look great, too.
- Thanks. Anya?
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Hey, this is Gia Lombardi.
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Oh, my God, Gia.
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- Hi.
- You captured this man perfectly.
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Nobody has condensed me so well.
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Best writer I've...
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worked with, really.
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Patrick, we need you over here.
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Okay. Hey, lock her down, Roddy.
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- Before she gets too famous for you.
- I will do that.
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Rody is on it.
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Uh, hold that thought.
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I will be right back, be right back. Hi.
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Yeah.
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Uh, listen, one more thing?
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Oh, okay, there's more.
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I just want to remind
you that Elizabeth Wurtzel
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sold millions of books, right?
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Millions, and Penguin
is still gonna sue her
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for being late on the latest one.
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- Well, fuck Penguin, then.
- No, that's... that's not the point.
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This is big business, Gia.
This is not Golf magazine.
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FSG just bought another sex book, too.
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And it is making them very anxious.
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If that one beats you to market
with a three-year head start?
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What?
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What, what?
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Gia, what you turned in was not good.
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So go see Gay.
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Figure it out.
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- This is your last chance.
- Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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Well, what do you want me to say?
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It's a little, um...
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I don't know the word in English.
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Boring?
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Yeah.
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Boring.
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Mothers.
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She wasn't a bad mom.
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She was actually a great mom.
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I really think what I wrote was just...
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boring.
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You need to fuck people.
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A lot of people, married people.
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Married people hold the
key to sex in America.
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Why do you even want to
write a book, fame? Money?
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- No.
- Your-your dead parents?
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Uh, yeah.
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- Yes? Your dead parents are the reason?
- Well, no,
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no, I mean, they didn't
think I could do it,
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you know, and I wanted to prove
to them that I can make money
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- doing it...
- Oh, I see.
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What? What, what do you see?
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You should drive, too.
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- What?
- When you're fucking the men. You should drive.
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Airports don't have a lot to
offer in terms of the culture.
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I understand that you
don't have a lot of time,
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so you have to travel
slow in order to work fast.
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And you should fuck the
women, too, for Christ's sake.
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I'm not fucking anyone to write a book.
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The work.
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The work is the only thing that matters.
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Oh, you think I don't know that?
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Oh, you're emotional.
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We'll discuss this more at dinner.
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Oh, well, I'm not staying for dinner.
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You-you don't have to leave.
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The guest room is made up and, um...
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Gay Talese is inviting you to stay.
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Well...
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Gay Talese...
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I won't touch you, if that's
what you're worried about.
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Fuck you, New York!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck, goddamn it.
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Goddamn it.
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Oh, really?
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How we doing? We still working?
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- No, I'm good.
- You sure?
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- Yeah, thank you.
- Got it, okay.
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Oh, that's it.
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- Oh, Dad, Mom!
- Oh, my God.
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- I'm sorry, sorry.
- No, no.
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Do not apologize, do not apologize.
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I told them do not record something
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that they didn't want
the whole world to see.
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Oh.
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Hey, bud, can I, uh...
can I get a glass, please?
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- Here you go.
- Appreciate you.
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Oh, sh... uh...
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I'll pay you back.
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I'll pay you back for that.
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But we can, uh...
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toast, just...
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To my parents.
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And all their sexual endeavors.
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So where'd you get this sch-schtick?
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Drinking nice wine?
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That's a statement bottle.
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I'm celebrating.
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Oh, what, like, uh...
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an engagement or... ?
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Do you prefer to be wrong
or annoying? Just curious.
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It's more of a numbers game, really.
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It's like, uh, you know,
if I get half of them right,
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then you'll think I'm really
smart, but if I get, like, zero,
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then, uh, it's kind of funnier
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- the more I get wrong.
- So it's an-an act?
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Yes.
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A balancing act, yes.
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Oh, God, you're a fucking actor.
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Pardon me, but I noticed
what you were eating earlier.
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Uh, what pays enough for solo tartare?
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Don't, uh, nope, let me
pad my assumptions. Um...
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Lawyer?
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Uh, commercial real estate?
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No, you're really bad at this.
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My parents are porn
stars. What'd you expect?
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I work for Esquire magazine.
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- Publicist. Shit.
- No.
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Man, it was the
independence that threw me.
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- No.
- Fuck it, all right, okay.
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Accounts payable?
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You know, I've-I've honestly had
enough misogyny for one evening, so...
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Uh, yeah, no, no, no.
No misogyny, I got it.
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Editor.
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- Done. Won it.
- Hmm-mm.
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- There's literally nothing else.
- A writer!
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's cool.
- Yeah. You're surprised.
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Well, I always knew you were smart.
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'Cause I'm...
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attractive.
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Yes.
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- So now...
- Mm-hmm?
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... you're a writer for Esquire...
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and you're writing porn.
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Writing about por...
You're writing for porn?
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No, I...
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I am traveling the country
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fucking married men.
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- Married?
- Mm-hmm.
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Why married?
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Because I am boring.
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And fucking married
men isn't... apparently.
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- I'm not married.
- Then I'm not fucking you.
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Well, that's fucking boring, isn't it?
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I told you.
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That's it, huh?
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That's it.
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Makes sense.
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Well, then...
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have a good one.
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Hey, uh, Bri, can I
get the check, please?
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Actually... Slick put it on his tab.
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Like, the whole thing?
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Well, uh...
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Thanks, but, um...
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no thanks.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey!
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Hey, wait up!
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Where'd you learn that
move, huh, book for virgins?
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You know, most women in America
appreciate a little chivalry.
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Yeah, well, this isn't
America. This is New York.
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You seemed like you
wanted to be left alone.
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I did. I did want to be left alone.
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See, I knew it.
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Okay, well, that's not the point.
The point is that I-I, you...
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you made a move to destabilize me.
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I don't really think
in terms of strategy.
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That's why I chased you down the street.
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So then why did you, then?
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I don't know.
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Oh, uh... to give you my number.
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You know, so you can take me out
to dinner before I go back to L.A.,
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if you're up for it.
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I'll be married by then, I promise.
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Call me.
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Motherfucker!
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_
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That article's, like, ten years old.
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I know.
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I read all your shit.
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- Oh, my God.
- And your dad calls you Clementine.
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Like the song.
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- Is that it?
- Oh, yeah, there she is.
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Shit, man. You're really
gonna eat the road.
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- "Eat the road"?
- Yeah.
260
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It's, uh, it's what my
dad calls road trips.
261
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You know, like, uh,
on those long, boring,
262
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,405
low-energy stretches, and
I'd be, like, falling asleep,
263
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:05,200
and he'd be like, "Eat
the road, eat the road!"
264
00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:07,948
I have no idea what it means.
265
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:12,767
Well, I have no fucking
clue what I'm doing, so...
266
00:16:13,852 --> 00:16:16,008
The fuck you talking
about? Yeah, you do.
267
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,423
Unless you mean, like, your
sugar daddy can't hang onto
268
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:20,539
- your place while you're gone...
- Oh, shut up.
269
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,415
I actually think my friend, um, Cara
270
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,066
is going to sublet it for me.
271
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:25,823
- Oh!
- Which would be really convenient.
272
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,516
It's good to have friends.
273
00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:28,922
Yeah, it is.
274
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,938
Before my dad died, we, um...
275
00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:34,269
we were gonna go to
a dude ranch and learn
276
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:36,474
to ride horses and, like, rope steer
277
00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:38,222
and eat, uh, racks of ribs.
278
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,482
- And...
- Yeah.
279
00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:41,070
Yeah, he listened to country music
280
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,092
his whole fucking life and
he never went to a rodeo.
281
00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:45,828
- That's absurd.
- And there's a sushi restaurant in Whitefish...
282
00:16:45,919 --> 00:16:48,005
- I know it sounds weird, sushi in Montana.
- Yeah.
283
00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:50,349
But I read it in Departures
magazine and, um...
284
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,841
it's just like... it's like a snow globe
285
00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:55,018
with a sushi restaurant
inside of it and there's, like,
286
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,061
cherry blossom lanterns...
287
00:16:57,096 --> 00:16:59,034
and it's just, like, so cute.
288
00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,477
Then you got to go.
289
00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,661
And you ride them horses
290
00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:08,354
and you eat that sushi in Whitefish.
291
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,993
I will.
292
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:12,840
Yeah, you will.
293
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,141
Yeah.
294
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,496
Tonight was fun.
295
00:17:20,944 --> 00:17:22,280
Tonight was fun.
296
00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,155
It was a fun night.
297
00:17:27,332 --> 00:17:28,828
Subtle.
298
00:17:29,571 --> 00:17:31,166
Thank you.
299
00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:34,280
You want to go in there?
300
00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:38,107
To have sex?
301
00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,886
- No. Move.
- Oh.
302
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,245
Well, then, yes. Yes, of course.
303
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:47,456
All right.
304
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:51,927
Hot damn!
305
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:15,352
- Hey.
- Hey. Did you, uh, did you cum?
306
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,849
Uh, no.
307
00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:19,869
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
308
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,016
What?
309
00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,318
The condom came off.
310
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:30,949
What?
311
00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:33,343
Uh, where is it?
312
00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,169
Like, how does a condom just come off?
313
00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:38,457
I think...
314
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,039
- I think, I think it's still in you.
- No.
315
00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,604
Yeah. Like, when I pulled out.
316
00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:44,437
- Really?
- Yeah, I think so.
317
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,568
- I mean...
- For real?
318
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,070
- Yep.
- Fuck.
319
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,779
- Fuck, I can't find it.
- Sorry.
320
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,563
I'm not trying to laugh. It's all right.
321
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,348
I mean, it's not like I have any STDs.
322
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,377
I was literally tested last month.
323
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,539
I mean, the only
questionable thing I've done
324
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,190
in the past couple weeks is, like...
325
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:06,178
... jerk off without washing my hands
326
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,011
- when I got home from work.
- Oh, my God that is disgusting.
327
00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:09,934
Oh, I know. I've been
thinking about it ever since.
328
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:11,313
Oh, and I attended an orgy.
329
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:12,797
- What?
- Just kidding.
330
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:14,463
- Dude, that's not funny.
- All right, sorry. I know.
331
00:19:14,496 --> 00:19:16,093
I know, sorry. No-no jokes, come on.
332
00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:17,744
Uh, I can, I can get it.
333
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,095
- Oh, my God, I can't fucking find it.
- I can get it.
334
00:19:20,422 --> 00:19:21,690
What do you mean you can get it?
335
00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,482
If you just get doggy style
and I'll, I'll get in there,
336
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,120
I can get the right angle
and I'll take care of it.
337
00:19:26,138 --> 00:19:27,582
- Okay, you ready?
- Yeah, yeah.
338
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,045
All right, go.
339
00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:31,067
Sorry, sorry, sorry, just stay still.
340
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,061
Are you looking up?
341
00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:34,845
Just get it the fuck out, man!
342
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,336
- Look at my dad, okay?
- I'm looking at your dad.
343
00:19:36,391 --> 00:19:38,763
But you also have two photos
of Joan Didion up here.
344
00:19:38,788 --> 00:19:40,281
Oh, ooh-ooh!
345
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,673
Ah, there it is. Okay, you okay?
346
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:42,905
- Go! Go, go, go!
- All right. Ready.
347
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,976
Slowly, slow, slow, slowly.
348
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:46,704
Oh, my God, thank God.
349
00:19:46,748 --> 00:19:49,167
- Yep, there we go.
- Oh, my God.
350
00:19:50,354 --> 00:19:51,616
Fuck.
351
00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:53,107
Thank you.
352
00:19:53,247 --> 00:19:54,884
- Excuse me.
- All right.
353
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,977
I promise I don't have any STDs.
354
00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,684
- Okay.
- You can watch me sleep.
355
00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,021
- I sleep very healthy.
- No, no, no, no.
356
00:20:00,048 --> 00:20:02,336
You have to, to go. You
can't stay the night.
357
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,162
- Oh.
- Sorry, but you have, you have to leave.
358
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:10,132
When I was a kid, my dad stuck himself
359
00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:12,763
with a needle used
on a patient with HIV.
360
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,730
I heard him tell my
mother in the kitchen
361
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,374
while I was hiding in the stairwell.
362
00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:20,152
It was the '80s and it
was a death sentence.
363
00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:22,775
And the scariest thing was that
I couldn't ask them about it,
364
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,797
because I wasn't supposed to know.
365
00:20:25,343 --> 00:20:27,064
My dad didn't get AIDS.
366
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,897
He died in a car accident instead.
367
00:20:28,939 --> 00:20:30,947
Because I hadn't worried
about that one enough.
368
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,530
You know, there weren't that
many people at the orgy. Just...
369
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,659
so...
370
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:40,119
Anyway...
371
00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:42,238
there was something about this man...
372
00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,441
this boy...
373
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:48,067
I knew right away I could
tell him stuff like that.
374
00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:14,596
- Fuck.
- Go around!
375
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,878
Oh.
376
00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:24,637
- _
- Oh, my fucking God.
377
00:21:24,686 --> 00:21:28,101
_
378
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:34,210
Oh, yeah.
379
00:22:20,387 --> 00:22:21,918
Just call that number
380
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,493
and whatever stories you want to share,
381
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:25,382
I'm here to listen to
all of them. Thank you.
382
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,152
Have a good one. I appreciate your time.
383
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,070
Yeah, I'm-I'm not surprised
you're having a hard time
384
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,791
'cause, this-this sign sucks.
385
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,044
Hey, you dirty bitch,
386
00:22:34,072 --> 00:22:36,374
I got a sex study for
you right here, huh?
387
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:38,319
Is it having sex or
just talking about it?
388
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,663
You want to talk about dicks?
389
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,223
Does fingering count?
390
00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:43,084
- Jesus.
- I just need people.
391
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,065
Like, real people.
392
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,845
Maize, sweetie, this
is our newest runaway.
393
00:22:50,915 --> 00:22:53,147
What, are you joining
the circus or something?
394
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,610
You're lost.
395
00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:04,349
Here.
396
00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:06,112
Aw, are those for me?
397
00:23:06,483 --> 00:23:08,008
Thank you.
398
00:23:08,128 --> 00:23:10,541
- More? Thank you.
- ♪ O say does that ♪
399
00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,381
♪ Star-spangled ♪
400
00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:16,395
♪ Banner yet wave ♪
401
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,288
♪ O'er the land ♪
402
00:23:18,408 --> 00:23:20,710
♪ Of the free ♪
403
00:23:20,806 --> 00:23:22,765
♪ And the home ♪
404
00:23:22,821 --> 00:23:25,793
♪ Of the brave ♪
405
00:23:25,889 --> 00:23:28,335
Wow.
406
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,632
You're really pretty.
407
00:23:47,032 --> 00:23:48,333
Thank you.
408
00:23:49,257 --> 00:23:50,642
I feel like you don't know that.
409
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,148
That I'm pretty?
410
00:23:57,809 --> 00:23:59,614
You have to fall for yourself first.
411
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,131
Mm. Mm-hmm.
412
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,326
You have to get up every morning,
413
00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:07,339
look in the mirror,
414
00:24:07,435 --> 00:24:09,407
every morning...
415
00:24:10,378 --> 00:24:12,297
and you got to say,
416
00:24:12,393 --> 00:24:14,138
"Good morning,
417
00:24:14,234 --> 00:24:17,140
you pretty, pretty girl."
418
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:28,657
♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪
419
00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:31,202
♪ Dreadful sorry, Clementine ♪
420
00:24:31,281 --> 00:24:34,675
♪ You are lost and gone forever ♪
421
00:24:34,728 --> 00:24:37,990
♪ Dreadful sorry, Clementine ♪
422
00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:45,547
♪ Sometimes I feel ♪
423
00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:48,311
♪ Life is just a rodeo ♪
424
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,918
♪ The trick is to ride ♪
425
00:24:51,013 --> 00:24:53,776
♪ And make it to the bell ♪
426
00:24:54,870 --> 00:25:00,031
♪ But there is a place,
sweet as you will ever know ♪
427
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,839
♪ In music and love ♪
428
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:05,428
♪ And things you never tell ♪
429
00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,401
♪ You see it in their face ♪
430
00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:11,681
♪ Secrets on the telephone ♪
431
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,097
♪ And time out of time ♪
432
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,061
♪ For you and no one else ♪
433
00:25:18,234 --> 00:25:22,118
♪ Hey, let's go all over the world ♪
434
00:25:22,826 --> 00:25:27,628
♪ Rock and roll girls,
rock and roll girls ♪
435
00:25:27,934 --> 00:25:31,143
♪ Oh, yeah, ah, hey ♪
436
00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:34,283
♪ Let's go all over the world ♪
437
00:25:34,475 --> 00:25:37,082
♪ Rock and roll girls ♪
438
00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:40,046
♪ Rock and roll girls, all right... ♪
439
00:25:40,078 --> 00:25:41,691
Hey, Gia, it's Jack.
440
00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:43,808
Uh, please pick up your phone
441
00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:45,557
'cause I'd really like to talk to you.
442
00:25:45,618 --> 00:25:47,779
Really need to see you again.
443
00:25:55,152 --> 00:25:57,264
♪ If I had my way ♪
444
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,225
♪ I'd shuffle off to Buffalo ♪
445
00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:03,191
♪ Sit by the lake ♪
446
00:26:03,287 --> 00:26:05,972
♪ And watch the world go by ♪
447
00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:08,514
♪ Ladies in the sun ♪
448
00:26:08,805 --> 00:26:11,421
♪ Listenin' to the radio ♪
449
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,376
♪ Like flowers on the sand ♪
450
00:26:14,455 --> 00:26:17,158
♪ The rainbow in my mind ♪
451
00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:58,308
♪ I don't know when ♪
452
00:26:59,228 --> 00:27:01,535
♪ I don't know where ♪
453
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,748
♪ I fell in love with you ♪
454
00:27:04,876 --> 00:27:06,775
♪ In love with you ♪
455
00:27:08,201 --> 00:27:10,851
♪ I don't know how ♪
456
00:27:11,437 --> 00:27:13,585
♪ And I don't know why ♪
457
00:27:13,886 --> 00:27:16,344
♪ Fell in love with you ♪
458
00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,195
♪ In love with you... ♪
459
00:27:20,518 --> 00:27:21,986
Can I help you with something?
460
00:27:22,301 --> 00:27:25,071
Yeah, I, uh, I think I have a fever.
461
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,206
Did you check your temperature?
462
00:27:27,443 --> 00:27:29,351
No. Do you sell thermometers?
463
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:30,810
We're out.
464
00:27:30,957 --> 00:27:32,539
But I can check it for you.
465
00:27:33,189 --> 00:27:35,932
Uh, yeah, that'd be great, thank you.
466
00:27:37,244 --> 00:27:38,515
Oh.
467
00:27:40,495 --> 00:27:42,755
♪ You let me in... ♪
468
00:27:42,893 --> 00:27:45,031
Ooh! Yikes.
469
00:27:45,253 --> 00:27:47,074
- Sorry.
- Oh...
470
00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:49,155
Thermometer?
471
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:50,752
Oh, yeah.
472
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,180
♪ That's the price you pay ♪
473
00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:56,560
Ah. Aha.
474
00:27:57,386 --> 00:27:58,638
Mm.
475
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,460
Nope. 98.6.
476
00:28:03,999 --> 00:28:05,689
- Huh?
- You're right on the money.
477
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,665
So weird.
478
00:28:08,505 --> 00:28:10,082
Well, what are you feeling?
479
00:28:10,345 --> 00:28:13,332
Um, I don't know,
just, my chest is sore,
480
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,467
I've got, like, a hot thing going on.
481
00:28:16,572 --> 00:28:18,153
And you know when
your mouth gets like...
482
00:28:18,181 --> 00:28:20,147
saliva-y, 'cause you feel
like you're gonna puke?
483
00:28:20,224 --> 00:28:22,218
Your chest is sore or, like...
484
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,496
your breasts?
485
00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:29,587
I guess my breasts,
but, like, same thing?
486
00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:31,910
Any chance you could be pregnant?
487
00:28:31,931 --> 00:28:33,807
- Pregnant? No. God, no.
- Delivery!
488
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,550
- Thanks, Gladys.
- Here you go.
489
00:28:36,012 --> 00:28:37,348
Have a good one.
490
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,511
No, there's no way. I...
491
00:28:39,532 --> 00:28:40,987
The last time I had
sex, the condom fell off,
492
00:28:41,015 --> 00:28:43,058
but I took a Plan B, so there's...
493
00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:45,158
All I know is, every
time I get pregnant,
494
00:28:45,284 --> 00:28:46,747
sore boobies tipped me off.
495
00:28:47,307 --> 00:28:48,685
How many times is that?
496
00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,155
Four.
497
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,408
That's impressive.
498
00:28:54,479 --> 00:28:56,844
No. Five.
499
00:28:58,048 --> 00:28:59,657
Five.
500
00:29:12,694 --> 00:29:15,133
Oh, just look at the fucking test.
501
00:29:58,517 --> 00:29:59,664
Hello?
502
00:29:59,755 --> 00:30:01,120
Uh. Hi.
503
00:30:01,162 --> 00:30:02,666
My friend gave me this number.
504
00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,933
- You're looking for stories?
- Yeah.
505
00:30:05,479 --> 00:30:07,660
A friend of mine texted
me a picture of your sign.
506
00:30:07,669 --> 00:30:09,733
Said you're looking for
people in love triangles.
507
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,581
Yeah, I am, um...
508
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,170
I've got kind of a fucked-up story.
509
00:30:15,226 --> 00:30:17,643
Well, I dig fucked up.
510
00:30:17,644 --> 00:30:19,782
- What's your name?
- Kim.
511
00:30:20,046 --> 00:30:22,152
No way, that's my
mother's name. How crazy.
512
00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:24,769
Really? That's like,
that's like, kind of kismet.
513
00:30:25,238 --> 00:30:28,079
- Uh-huh.
- So I, um,
514
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,635
I'm sort of having an
affair with my step-dad.
515
00:30:32,955 --> 00:30:34,590
Oh.
516
00:30:34,686 --> 00:30:36,279
Oh, when did it start?
517
00:30:36,331 --> 00:30:39,025
Oh. Fuck. I was, like, 16.
518
00:30:40,478 --> 00:30:42,997
- Uh-huh.
- I mean, that's when we fell in love.
519
00:30:43,046 --> 00:30:45,508
But, like, nothing happened until, um...
520
00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:47,894
He told me he wanted
to wait until I was 18.
521
00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:51,840
Okay. Um...
522
00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:54,730
Uh, how old are you now?
523
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,997
Twenty-one.
524
00:30:56,116 --> 00:30:58,411
Twenty-one. Wow. It's been
going on this whole time?
525
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,945
Kim?
526
00:31:02,959 --> 00:31:05,492
Oh, sorry. I-I thought
I heard my mom come in.
527
00:31:05,548 --> 00:31:07,227
Oh.
528
00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:10,851
Um, yeah. The whole time. It's been...
529
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,583
I know this is gross.
530
00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:15,171
- No, God, it's not gross at all.
- It's just...
531
00:31:15,294 --> 00:31:16,730
what we have is beautiful.
532
00:31:16,826 --> 00:31:20,069
Well, look, I would love
to hear the whole story.
533
00:31:20,384 --> 00:31:22,791
Is there any way we can do it in person?
534
00:31:24,802 --> 00:31:26,919
Yeah, of course. Absolutely.
535
00:31:27,007 --> 00:31:29,044
Where-where exactly are you?
536
00:31:29,114 --> 00:31:31,116
So, I'm in...
537
00:31:33,821 --> 00:31:35,278
Kim?
538
00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,150
Kim?
539
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,794
Hello?
540
00:31:39,829 --> 00:31:41,282
Fuck.
541
00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:44,916
Kim? Hey, can you hear me?
542
00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:47,089
Hello?
543
00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:52,023
Kim?
544
00:31:52,093 --> 00:31:54,288
I'm in... I'm in...
545
00:31:55,102 --> 00:31:56,894
Fuck!
546
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,273
Fuck.
547
00:32:14,097 --> 00:32:15,594
This is Rody. Leave a message
548
00:32:15,622 --> 00:32:16,945
and I'll get back to
you as soon as I can.
549
00:32:16,994 --> 00:32:18,540
Hey, it's Gia.
550
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,436
Look, I wanted to talk to you about...
551
00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:24,242
about maybe getting more money.
552
00:32:51,947 --> 00:32:53,915
Hello? Kim?
553
00:32:54,117 --> 00:32:55,840
Yes. Hi.
554
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:59,653
I'm starting to feel
stupid for calling you.
555
00:33:00,099 --> 00:33:03,685
Honestly, I'm just... feeling lonely.
556
00:33:03,721 --> 00:33:07,743
You know, I am honestly
feeling pretty lonely, too.
557
00:33:07,758 --> 00:33:09,868
It's... getting really dark.
558
00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:12,563
Sometimes I feel... like...
559
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,706
I don't want to go on.
560
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,569
Wait, wait, hold on, Kim.
561
00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:18,449
Do not do anything to hurt yourself.
562
00:33:20,242 --> 00:33:22,035
I just...
563
00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:23,942
don't think that I can keep...
564
00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,840
Yeah, you can.
565
00:33:25,884 --> 00:33:28,420
I've been where you
are. Just wait, okay?
566
00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:29,788
I'm coming to you.
567
00:33:29,828 --> 00:33:31,621
- Darling, you out there?
- Okay.
568
00:33:31,686 --> 00:33:33,449
Promise me.
569
00:33:33,809 --> 00:33:35,339
- There she is.
- Yes.
570
00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:37,010
- Doctor.
- Babe.
571
00:33:37,097 --> 00:33:38,994
I promise.
572
00:33:42,439 --> 00:33:44,776
Okay, he hasn't touched
me in three months.
573
00:33:44,804 --> 00:33:47,225
It'll be three months in
17 days. I have a calendar.
574
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,327
- Oh, awful.
- I'll tell y'all this though...
575
00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:52,782
that SOB has 17 days left
to touch me or I am leaving.
576
00:33:52,887 --> 00:33:55,283
- Yes.
- On the nose?
577
00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:57,129
It's been too long already.
578
00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:58,843
- On the nose.
- Bless you.
579
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,820
- 17 days and I'm done.
- Bless you.
580
00:34:00,881 --> 00:34:03,348
- Done.
- Yeah. Good.
581
00:34:03,901 --> 00:34:05,246
Good. Good.
582
00:34:05,298 --> 00:34:07,117
Gia? Gia?
583
00:34:07,319 --> 00:34:09,252
So, um, the other thing about Jeff
584
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,070
is he loves it when I
put my finger in his butt.
585
00:34:11,114 --> 00:34:12,277
- Oh. Oh, okay.
- Do you think that means
586
00:34:12,305 --> 00:34:13,907
- he's a little gay?
- No, no, no, you're fine.
587
00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:15,071
- Are you sure?
- You're totally... I promise.
588
00:34:15,099 --> 00:34:16,370
- Yeah, you're good. Don't worry.
- 'Cause I just...
589
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:17,501
- It's normal.
- Okay.
590
00:34:17,563 --> 00:34:20,136
Yeah.
591
00:34:21,536 --> 00:34:23,177
Shit.
592
00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:30,087
_
593
00:34:38,058 --> 00:34:39,184
Kim?
594
00:34:39,297 --> 00:34:40,801
I... That's, that's so wild.
595
00:34:40,843 --> 00:34:42,355
I was actually just about to call you.
596
00:34:42,886 --> 00:34:44,607
It's happening! I'm
getting my ducks in a row
597
00:34:44,608 --> 00:34:46,475
and I am coming to see you.
598
00:34:46,524 --> 00:34:47,742
Oh, my God! Thank you.
599
00:34:47,763 --> 00:34:49,771
That makes me really happy.
600
00:34:49,890 --> 00:34:51,401
- Hey. Scuse me.
- Hey. How are ya?
601
00:34:51,443 --> 00:34:55,270
Good, thanks. Um, I need to sell a van.
602
00:34:56,853 --> 00:34:58,689
Can't wait for you to see Whitefish.
603
00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,470
I still can't effing believe
you live in Whitefish.
604
00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:04,741
Where should we meet?
605
00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,884
Do you know that sushi spot in town?
606
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,480
- Wasabi?
- Yeah.
607
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:11,668
Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Be there in five.
608
00:35:11,729 --> 00:35:13,950
Oh, perfect! Okay, great. See you soon.
609
00:35:18,997 --> 00:35:22,408
♪ I been searching for something... ♪
610
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,146
Drink for you.
611
00:35:25,198 --> 00:35:26,867
- Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.
612
00:35:27,814 --> 00:35:30,762
Oh, I am so sorry. I
c... I'm-I'm pregnant.
613
00:35:30,788 --> 00:35:32,599
- I can't even drink this. Um...
- Congrats.
614
00:35:33,316 --> 00:35:34,978
Thank you. Uh, can I get
615
00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:36,631
maybe, like, a green tea or something?
616
00:35:36,683 --> 00:35:38,319
- Yes, of course.
- Thanks.
617
00:35:38,398 --> 00:35:39,946
Um, and this, too.
618
00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:48,667
♪ Spent a lifetime searching for it... ♪
619
00:35:55,428 --> 00:35:57,641
You know, I had a whole,
620
00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,557
like, a whole speech planned.
621
00:35:59,801 --> 00:36:02,435
And now I don't know what to even think.
622
00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:04,279
The fuck are you doing here?
623
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,423
You know...
624
00:36:06,939 --> 00:36:08,453
O-Oh, my God. You're Kim.
625
00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:10,386
- No, Kim's...
- You are fucking Kim.
626
00:36:10,526 --> 00:36:13,298
- I can see you're gonna get mad.
- Oh, my... oh, my God.
627
00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,509
Oh, my God, dude.
628
00:36:15,866 --> 00:36:17,888
What the fuck?
629
00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,497
- What the actual fuck?
- Well, hold on.
630
00:36:19,528 --> 00:36:20,862
Hold on. Look, relax. Just...
631
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,317
- Can you just give me...
- No, I'm not gonna rela...
632
00:36:22,367 --> 00:36:23,835
I sold my fucking RV
633
00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:25,515
so that I could come and,
like, get a plane ticket
634
00:36:25,522 --> 00:36:27,082
- to meet her here ASAP!
- I understand. I'm sorry!
635
00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:28,132
But you wouldn't call me back. Was I...
636
00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,392
There's a reason for that!
637
00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:30,546
What the fuck?!
638
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,169
- Look, just give me a minute here. Stop.
- God, you're such a creep.
639
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,829
- Just... Stop it!
- Oh, my God, you're a sociopath!
640
00:36:33,852 --> 00:36:34,977
- Come on! Ow!
- Get off of me!
641
00:36:34,999 --> 00:36:36,041
Let me explain something to you.
642
00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:37,524
Ow!
643
00:36:37,546 --> 00:36:39,007
- Whew! Ow.
- Get off of me.
644
00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:40,620
Look, you're the one!
645
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,110
- Hey.
- Hi.
646
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,647
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, she's good.
647
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,026
Stop.
648
00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:53,873
No. Stop.
649
00:36:53,926 --> 00:36:55,264
What the fuck, man?
650
00:36:56,059 --> 00:36:57,433
Dude.
651
00:36:57,511 --> 00:36:59,462
Like, this is so uncool.
652
00:37:03,712 --> 00:37:05,949
- What are you doing?
- I'm fucking hungry!
653
00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:10,665
♪ Let me burn at the stake... ♪
654
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,428
We're all right.
655
00:37:14,268 --> 00:37:16,171
No! No!
656
00:37:16,423 --> 00:37:19,641
♪ Shoot me down and leave me here ♪
657
00:37:24,931 --> 00:37:27,695
♪ Let me burn at the stake ♪
658
00:37:29,962 --> 00:37:31,690
You know...
659
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,048
You're just...
660
00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:36,358
♪ Lay me in the ground ♪
661
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,064
You're fucking nuts, you know that?
662
00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:39,793
- Mm.
- Nuts. Nutso.
663
00:37:39,849 --> 00:37:41,535
- Cuckoo. Crazy.
- Yeah, I'm nuts.
664
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,488
- I'm fucking nuts.
- Yeah.
665
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:47,420
My entire fucking life is this book.
666
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:50,408
Everything. And you have me
running around the country
667
00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:51,961
chasing imaginary people?
668
00:37:52,297 --> 00:37:53,557
And then you say I'm nuts?
669
00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:56,762
Doesn't some part of you
just, you know, think,
670
00:37:56,797 --> 00:37:59,931
- "Wow, this guy must really like me"?
- No.
671
00:38:00,728 --> 00:38:03,055
- No.
- Well, that was the fucking intention.
672
00:38:03,177 --> 00:38:05,845
- Kim thought it was super romantic.
- Oh. Well...
673
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,316
fuck Kim.
674
00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:10,273
- You know, fuck you and fuck Kim.
- Gosh.
675
00:38:12,002 --> 00:38:13,002
Yeah.
676
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:14,167
I am nuts.
677
00:38:14,303 --> 00:38:15,303
Can I help you?
678
00:38:15,428 --> 00:38:16,861
Would you like to join the conversation?
679
00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:19,455
- Uh...
- I am fucking insane.
680
00:38:19,682 --> 00:38:22,009
And if everything you loved
died before you were, like,
681
00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:23,829
an actual fucking
adult, you would be, too.
682
00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:25,796
I am someone who literally...
I don't give a fuck.
683
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,699
I do not give two flying fucks,
684
00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:29,952
and I will never
fucking apologize to you.
685
00:38:32,231 --> 00:38:34,552
♪ Playin' my guitar... ♪
686
00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:37,977
I didn't hear from you,
687
00:38:38,187 --> 00:38:39,509
and...
688
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,280
I'm-I'm wrong...
689
00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:46,029
... about a lot of things.
690
00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:50,220
But I'm not... I'm not
wrong that this is right.
691
00:38:50,941 --> 00:38:54,624
♪ I've seen you do
everything you do... ♪
692
00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:56,303
Well...
693
00:38:56,399 --> 00:38:58,221
♪ Make it harder on... ♪
694
00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:01,296
I don't want the distraction.
695
00:39:07,824 --> 00:39:09,483
Gia, I'm sorry.
696
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,903
I'm so sorry. I'm not trying
to fuck anything up for you.
697
00:39:13,946 --> 00:39:16,465
- Get up. What...
- I am sorry.
698
00:39:17,234 --> 00:39:18,940
Don't ever forgive me.
699
00:39:20,313 --> 00:39:21,727
Just...
700
00:39:22,246 --> 00:39:23,899
Just have sex with me.
701
00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:27,039
I've come all this way.
702
00:39:32,056 --> 00:39:35,997
♪ Seen you do everything you do ♪
703
00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:37,832
♪ Make it harder on ♪
704
00:39:39,949 --> 00:39:41,768
Yeah. Yeah.
705
00:39:41,794 --> 00:39:43,639
Oh. My God.
706
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,739
What?
707
00:40:13,692 --> 00:40:15,197
What?
708
00:40:16,238 --> 00:40:17,541
It's just...
709
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,902
- What?
- Nothing.
710
00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:21,826
Just, orgasms, man.
711
00:40:23,366 --> 00:40:25,464
- What?
- They're just, they're just fucking ridiculous.
712
00:40:25,569 --> 00:40:27,625
Like...
713
00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:29,155
Like, the moment it's over,
714
00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:31,430
I'm like...
715
00:40:31,535 --> 00:40:33,625
what kind of fucking
psycho am I, really?
716
00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:36,196
What am I?
717
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,219
See, some guy once said, like,
718
00:40:40,685 --> 00:40:43,062
it's like the smell of
ketchup, like, after a burger?
719
00:40:43,123 --> 00:40:45,441
You know, it's like, ew, get
that fucking shit away from me.
720
00:40:46,971 --> 00:40:48,502
Stupid.
721
00:40:58,604 --> 00:41:00,275
Mm.
722
00:41:00,765 --> 00:41:02,024
I'm pregnant.
723
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,806
Well, shit. That was fast.
724
00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:06,433
No, for real.
725
00:41:08,585 --> 00:41:09,940
What do you mean?
726
00:41:11,943 --> 00:41:13,832
Uh, that I'm pregnant.
727
00:41:14,899 --> 00:41:17,409
- Like, seriously?
- Yeah, from that night in New York,
728
00:41:17,423 --> 00:41:19,060
with the lost condom.
729
00:41:21,901 --> 00:41:23,209
Oh.
730
00:41:24,678 --> 00:41:26,106
Yeah.
731
00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:34,223
Well...
732
00:41:34,377 --> 00:41:36,700
I don't know what your intentions are.
733
00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:40,702
But if it were...
734
00:41:42,395 --> 00:41:44,830
If it were up to me,
I'd have a baby with you.
735
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:48,284
- What?
- Like, seriously.
736
00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:51,739
- Oh, my God.
- I'm not kidding, man.
737
00:41:51,853 --> 00:41:53,934
I liked you the moment that I saw you
738
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,173
- watching porn in the bar.
- You're insane. You're insane.
739
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:57,747
A lot.
740
00:41:57,887 --> 00:42:00,319
I knew that I had to
come out here and do
741
00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:03,651
this crazy thing because
I knew that, like, if you...
742
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,100
If I didn't get to you soon,
743
00:42:06,415 --> 00:42:08,802
you know, that you were gonna
fall in love with some...
744
00:42:09,283 --> 00:42:12,478
... like a carnie or, like, rodeo clown.
745
00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:15,129
I'm serious.
746
00:42:15,544 --> 00:42:17,590
You know, you make me
want to go to the Baby GAP.
747
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:20,031
- Oh!
- And get baby onesies.
748
00:42:20,115 --> 00:42:21,754
- Shh!
- And wash them with warm water.
749
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,211
- Stop talking.
- And organic detergent.
750
00:42:24,238 --> 00:42:25,917
Mmm.
751
00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:30,797
I know.
752
00:42:34,899 --> 00:42:37,493
Gia, you don't have to be alone anymore.
753
00:42:43,192 --> 00:42:44,521
Mm...
754
00:42:45,213 --> 00:42:47,131
You can't promise me that.
755
00:42:52,122 --> 00:42:53,679
I just did.
756
00:42:55,647 --> 00:42:58,166
I'm just gonna keep on doing it until...
757
00:42:59,503 --> 00:43:01,193
... you believe it.
758
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,803
Ow.
759
00:44:19,946 --> 00:44:21,837
Fuck.
760
00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,499
Fuck.
761
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,571
Fuck.
762
00:47:21,614 --> 00:47:23,527
Hey, how's that group thing going?
763
00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:25,004
Um...
764
00:47:25,017 --> 00:47:26,582
It's good actually, really good.
765
00:47:26,670 --> 00:47:28,408
I think I found my first subject.
766
00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:30,133
- For the book. Yeah.
- Oh, that's great news.
767
00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:32,092
- Yeah, who?
- Lina.
768
00:47:32,713 --> 00:47:34,124
Lina?
769
00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:35,582
Yeah, your patient Lina.
770
00:47:35,643 --> 00:47:37,628
My patient? No...
771
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:40,703
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm.
772
00:47:42,789 --> 00:47:44,492
Lina?
773
00:47:44,587 --> 00:47:47,791
♪ Sweet as you will ever know... ♪
774
00:47:48,814 --> 00:47:50,651
Because at length, the lover leaves,
775
00:47:50,703 --> 00:47:52,698
or someone loses interest.
776
00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:55,679
But the tender moments
of anticipation remain.
777
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:58,275
Like the way Lina can
more easily remember
778
00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,102
the beauty of snow falling than
the gray slush that lingers.
779
00:48:03,116 --> 00:48:05,140
♪ Time out of time... ♪
780
00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,423
More easily remember the
beauty of snow falling
781
00:48:08,476 --> 00:48:11,432
than the wet end of winter.
782
00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:15,815
Gia, thank you for coming.
783
00:48:26,163 --> 00:48:28,233
That's impressive.
784
00:48:31,052 --> 00:48:32,741
I was pregnant last week.
785
00:48:33,229 --> 00:48:35,346
- You... What now, honey?
- Mm.
786
00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:38,180
Yeah, I lost the baby in a motel room.
787
00:48:39,196 --> 00:48:41,418
I had no idea. I didn't
know you had a partner.
788
00:48:41,496 --> 00:48:44,149
Oh, I don't. No, no. There's...
789
00:48:44,652 --> 00:48:47,745
the dad or whatever.
790
00:48:47,773 --> 00:48:49,690
He was a guy that I liked, but...
791
00:48:49,732 --> 00:48:51,005
it's over, I mean...
792
00:48:51,174 --> 00:48:53,245
it would've been a
total disaster anyway.
793
00:48:54,650 --> 00:48:56,092
It's weird.
794
00:48:59,086 --> 00:49:00,668
Gia?
795
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,503
- Oh, no. I'm-I'm fine. It's like...
- Okay.
796
00:49:03,811 --> 00:49:05,204
Come here.
797
00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,394
It's a real thing.
798
00:49:11,045 --> 00:49:13,054
You lost a family member.
799
00:49:15,174 --> 00:49:16,343
And no one could see it,
800
00:49:16,357 --> 00:49:18,267
so no one else thinks
it's real. I know it.
801
00:49:18,281 --> 00:49:20,770
I know it, I know it. It's okay.
802
00:49:24,182 --> 00:49:25,826
I know.
803
00:49:27,768 --> 00:49:29,363
Okay.
804
00:49:29,876 --> 00:49:33,192
I'm telling you, it's this place.
805
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,569
I'm sorry, I haven't really...
806
00:49:36,623 --> 00:49:38,423
- you know...
- Yeah.
807
00:49:39,717 --> 00:49:41,414
- Sorry.
- No, don't be sorry.
808
00:49:41,449 --> 00:49:43,067
Are, are you kidding?
809
00:49:43,338 --> 00:49:46,138
I-I didn't just go
nutso over Aiden today.
810
00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:50,170
I mean, like, it didn't come
from nowhere. 'Cause... tomorrow.
811
00:49:50,171 --> 00:49:51,473
- What's tomorrow?
- It's...
812
00:49:51,494 --> 00:49:52,864
Remember, I gave myself the deadline?
813
00:49:52,892 --> 00:49:55,558
It'll be three months tomorrow.
If Ed didn't touch me, I'd leave?
814
00:49:55,691 --> 00:49:57,916
Yeah. Are you gonna,
are you gonna leave?
815
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,267
I mean, like...
816
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,059
Where am I going?
817
00:50:02,128 --> 00:50:03,549
Yeah.
818
00:50:03,976 --> 00:50:06,864
You know, I have the nicest house
out of all the girls I grew up with.
819
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,296
So if I leave...
820
00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,896
If I want more...
821
00:50:12,016 --> 00:50:14,028
But like, but, like...
822
00:50:14,089 --> 00:50:16,249
This is like...
823
00:50:16,276 --> 00:50:17,885
... the first thing
that's made me feel like
824
00:50:17,937 --> 00:50:19,704
I could breathe in years. This man.
825
00:50:19,774 --> 00:50:20,972
- _
- Yeah.
826
00:50:20,999 --> 00:50:22,136
- Sorry.
- What is happening?
827
00:50:22,158 --> 00:50:23,760
- Oh, my God. Whoa, dude!
- Tell me everything.
828
00:50:23,823 --> 00:50:25,278
I'm not saying any more about me
829
00:50:25,306 --> 00:50:27,286
till you start saying
something about you.
830
00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:29,616
Um...
831
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,227
Uh, I don't know what to say.
832
00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:35,927
Uh, for the last decade,
833
00:50:35,941 --> 00:50:37,637
everything around me has died.
834
00:50:37,803 --> 00:50:39,916
My father, mother. I
mean, she was, like...
835
00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:41,623
a proper asshole, but...
836
00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:43,883
- we were still close.
- Yeah.
837
00:50:44,513 --> 00:50:46,038
Mothers are a trip.
838
00:50:46,134 --> 00:50:48,052
Yes, they are.
839
00:50:50,138 --> 00:50:52,112
Yeah, I don't know. I guess, like,
840
00:50:52,762 --> 00:50:54,401
I was just excited, you know?
841
00:50:54,882 --> 00:50:56,204
'Cause there was, like...
842
00:50:57,142 --> 00:50:59,458
Like, having something
grow inside of me and...
843
00:51:01,256 --> 00:51:03,419
Whatever, but nothing I love ever lives,
844
00:51:03,468 --> 00:51:05,599
so it's not like I was shocked.
845
00:51:05,634 --> 00:51:08,249
- Honey, you know that's not true.
- Oh, shh.
846
00:51:09,911 --> 00:51:11,644
My God, Lina.
847
00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:13,524
You're, like...
848
00:51:13,725 --> 00:51:15,250
Wha... ?
849
00:51:15,544 --> 00:51:18,194
You're beautiful, you're so stunning.
850
00:51:18,203 --> 00:51:20,416
- You have to get out of Indiana.
- Uh-uh.
851
00:51:21,273 --> 00:51:22,979
Come here.
852
00:51:24,728 --> 00:51:27,727
- Perfect. Okay, stay there.
- Okay.
853
00:51:27,797 --> 00:51:31,112
Holy fuck, you're gorgeous!
854
00:51:35,616 --> 00:51:37,838
- Thank you. Okay.
- Okay, ready?
855
00:51:37,899 --> 00:51:39,246
Oh, gosh, okay.
856
00:51:39,274 --> 00:51:41,108
- Just be you.
- Okay.
857
00:51:41,204 --> 00:51:43,259
Okay, give me, like, your best, like...
858
00:51:43,338 --> 00:51:45,174
- like, pout face.
- Oh.
859
00:51:45,297 --> 00:51:47,099
Like, the duck lips.
860
00:51:47,248 --> 00:51:51,137
Yes, oh, my God! Wow! Look pissed.
861
00:51:51,205 --> 00:51:52,826
Okay.
862
00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:54,723
No, like, like I'm, like, Aiden's wife.
863
00:51:57,208 --> 00:51:59,367
Okay, now look like
Aiden's gonna eat you out.
864
00:51:59,405 --> 00:52:01,090
Yes! You can do it.
865
00:52:01,107 --> 00:52:02,452
Come on, I want to see your face.
866
00:52:02,473 --> 00:52:04,994
I want to know what it's like. Show me.
867
00:52:05,293 --> 00:52:08,398
Yes! Oh, my God, Lina!
868
00:52:10,606 --> 00:52:13,103
You're just, you're such
a pretty, pretty girl.
869
00:52:13,313 --> 00:52:15,307
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
870
00:52:15,377 --> 00:52:17,590
You're so beautiful happy.
871
00:52:18,587 --> 00:52:21,010
You deserve to be happy,
too, you know, little girl.
872
00:52:22,567 --> 00:52:24,687
I'm fine.
873
00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:27,447
Lina?
874
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,914
Can I please tell your
love story to the world?
875
00:52:31,098 --> 00:52:33,328
Because it's, like, such
a wonderful love story.
876
00:52:33,459 --> 00:52:35,365
And I promise, like, I'll...
877
00:52:35,584 --> 00:52:38,007
Just, would you consider it?
878
00:52:39,205 --> 00:52:42,477
- Heck, honey, it'd be my pleasure.
- Really?
879
00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,527
For real?
880
00:52:45,005 --> 00:52:46,527
Oh, my God, I'll change your name,
881
00:52:46,544 --> 00:52:48,351
- I will do, I'll do everything...
- I'm so tired of everyone
882
00:52:48,352 --> 00:52:50,226
telling me to keep this to myself.
883
00:52:51,722 --> 00:52:54,521
I want you to use my name.
884
00:52:55,317 --> 00:52:58,064
Say my fucking name!
885
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:05,113
Oh, my God!
886
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:15,054
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