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(dramatic music)
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(scary music)
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(bright music)
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(static crackling)
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(Onyx exhales)
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Greetings, oh masterful one.
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I am but a lowly minion
sitting here before you
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crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your
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infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.
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I dunno.
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My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,
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my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,
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slayer of the bright realm.
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I dunno.
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I have been a devilish devotee
of yours
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for more years than I can count.
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I have purchased all of your
books.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Listened to all of your records.
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And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,
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"The Beelzebub Beef Up."
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But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student
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of your teachings, having
completed the online
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certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,
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levels 101, 201, and 301.
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And I was approved for
401, but my mom said
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I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.
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And yes, that did include
bidding on rare
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Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was
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this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue
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pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.
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So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest
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for five of your most devoted
followers to take part
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in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,
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I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.
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For I am the most devoted
of darkened disciples,
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the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,
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and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.
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I guess the only thing left
to say is,
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notice me, Senpai, notice me!
(door bangs)
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Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell
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are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making
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a video.
- Are those my dolls?
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- They're for the video
- Did you
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rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put
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them back, but you can't take
them now.
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You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!
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(dramatic music)
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(ethereal vocalizing)
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(computer keys clacking)
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(Onyx inhales and exhales)
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(computer trills)
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(door squeaks)
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(Todd laughing)
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(fork thudding)
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[Todd] Oh my God. (laughing)
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Did you put everything
back where you found it?
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Yes, Mom.
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Even Holly Little Puddin' Pants?
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Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!
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Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.
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Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.
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You don't know me.
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Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank
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for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.
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All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?
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Would you like us to save you
some dinner?
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Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.
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I might be out pretty late,
actually.
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(belches) Wow. Big plans
after work.
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Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.
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- Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs)
me and some of my friends
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might just go out and tear
around town, you know,
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flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down. (laughs)
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Oh, fun.
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(scoffs) Yeah. That'll be
the day.
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What's that?
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Hey, if you got so many friends,
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how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?
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That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!
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Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,
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Todd, you sell wholesale buckets
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of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.
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Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.
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Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.
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I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.
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My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud
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of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.
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Boys! Boys! (sighs)
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You two have been family
for over a year now,
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and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.
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Marcus, I could understand if
your father
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was still in the house, but
this is Todd,
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your stepfather, and my lover.
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Ugh.
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Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?
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Breathe in. (inhales)
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(Nancy exhales)
- Fuck you, Todd.
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Good. In.
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And out.
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Fuck you, Onyx the Fart-uitous.
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- Fuck you, Todd!
- Fuck you, Marcus!
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- Boys!
(microwave dings)
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(bright music)
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(bell dings)
- Order up, number 46.
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Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce
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on the side with a slap of
pickles.
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(upbeat music)
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Check the weight on that.
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You're one fry short.
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(bright music)
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(cash register dings)
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Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.
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(computer game beeping)
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Um, Masha?
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What, Marcus? Fuck!
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I was just wondering if you
got my new name tag in yet.
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Your what?
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Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,
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one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?
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I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.
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That's not your name.
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Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,
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because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,
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but this says Marquay Dickberry.
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And it's been like that since
day one.
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I've been here six years.
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Look, if you want a
different name tag,
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check the junk box.
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(computer game beeping)
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- You lose.
- Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my
dirty cunt!
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(drawer bangs)
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Oh, God!
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What's up, Pussyhound?
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What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
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(sucks teeth) Yeah, we're
gonna need 12
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Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,
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I'm gonna need some sodas for
my hounds.
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And you know-
(Boi whispers indistinctly)
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Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary
Strawberry Shimmy Shake,
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and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme,
mixed.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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I want a Peter Plumpkin
Toaster Pie, but slightly cool.
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I don't want it to be too
hot for my baby mouth.
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Hey, it's free in five on
Fridays, right?
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Yes, sir.
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Well then you better hop to it.
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(Tanner's bois laugh)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music continues)
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- There you are, Tanner.
Tanner's bois.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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We're just waiting on
the burgers.
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Time's almost up.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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- Hurry, hurry, patty slinger.
- You smell like beef!
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(person laughs)
Gross.
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[Tanner] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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When in doubt, skewer it out.
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(upbeat music)
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Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one.
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Uh-uh, times up.
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- But I-
- Lean in.
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Lean in. Come on.
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(shake sloshing)
(Tanner's bois laughing)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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(Tanner laughs)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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Patty slinger.
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- Tell Masha I quit!
- What?
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Tell Masha I quit!
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(knocking)
- Yes?
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Um, Pussyhound quit.
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Dear God.
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Or the devil.
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Whichever one's listening,
I guess. (sobs)
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Um, I was wondering
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if maybe he could give
me a different life.
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Yeah, different than the one
I have right now currently.
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(gentle music)
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Yeah, I'd really like a
different life, please.
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'Cause this one's not working
out so well.
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(Onyx sobs)
(computer chimes)
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(horn blows)
- Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx wheezes)
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx barking and laughing)
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I've been invited to
Bartok's mansion
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to take part in a
once-in-a-lifetime ritual
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in which he, along with five
of his most loyal followers,
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will attempt to raise the spirit
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of the ancient demon, Abaddon.
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That's nice, dear, but
you're not going anywhere
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until you scoop that litter box.
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(litter rustling)
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(cat purrs)
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(cat meows)
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(majestic music)
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(majestic music continues)
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(Mr. Duke chuckling)
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(majestic music)
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[Onyx] Oh!
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(majestic music)
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Ah, Briardale Manor,
Bartok's estate. Astounding.
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Truly a sight to behold.
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It's the kind of house
that makes you wanna recreate
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the 1993 Michael Bay directed
music video
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for Meat Loaf's "I'd
Do Anything for Love."
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I dunno. But I won't do that.
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(Mack giggles)
- How do we get in?
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- Oh! Let's explore.
(giggles)
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- This is wonderful.
(Shelley laughing)
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Carpe diem. (laughs)
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I'm Mackenzie. You can
call me Mack, or Zee.
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Oh, cool, my name is Marcus,
but, uh-
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But...
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I'd really love it if you
called me Onyx the Fortuitous.
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Sounds good. Nice to meet
you, Onyx.
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Nice to meet you, Zee.
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(cheery music)
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Ooh, wowy, wowy, wowy, wowy!
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(cheery music)
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(gasps) Oh. Ah.
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♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪
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Peridot.
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Pardon me?
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Oh, it's peridot.
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Emerald tends to have a
deeper, more verdant hue,
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whereas peridot is lighter
and more olive-colored.
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- I love that you know that.
Power in knowledge, eh?
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- Yeah.
(both laugh)
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- There's a note.
- (gasps) Ooh!
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(Shelley laughs and
clears throat)
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"A warm welcome to the
most devoted
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and devout of Bartok's
betrothed.
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These necklaces are to cleanse
you of any unwelcome spirits
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before you enter this
sacred and unholy space.
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Please place a personal item
in the box.
251
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,039
Leaving this item will help
ground you to the house
252
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,559
and act as an offering of
familiarity.
253
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,279
Once you have left your
item, please, each of you
254
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place a crystal around your
neck and step into the foyer."
255
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,439
(Onyx breathing heavily)
256
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,319
(whimsical music)
257
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:27,279
- Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
258
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,919
Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
259
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,559
Ah.
260
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,359
Is that the only luggage
you brought?
261
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,759
It's got everything I need.
262
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,719
(whimsical music)
263
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,519
(ethereal music)
264
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,359
(ethereal music continues)
265
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,999
(all laughing)
266
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,359
Did y'all see that?
- Yes.
267
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,919
Did everyone see that
little shimmer thing?
268
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,759
(laughs) That's tight.
269
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,119
(laughs) That's tight.
270
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,599
(chiming music)
(Onyx gasps)
271
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,359
(door squeaks)
272
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,439
- Come on.
(person giggles)
273
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,199
- What? No way.
- Oh, dear God.
274
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,999
(dramatic music)
275
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,999
(body thuds)
276
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:43,959
Oh, fuck!
277
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,839
(TV crackles)
278
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,999
I hate to disappoint you all,
279
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:56,159
my oh so loyal followers,
but I am dead.
280
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,559
Dead as a doornail.
281
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,319
This is not a trick or
an illusion.
282
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:07,199
Go ahead, check my pulse.
I'll wait.
283
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,839
(eerie music)
284
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,679
What this is, is your
first test,
285
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,479
a test of faith, one that
can bring me back to life.
286
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:36,399
So if you have faith in me
now, show it.
287
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,639
Speak it with me now with
hearts full of faith!
288
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,599
Let him rise!
289
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,839
Let him rise!
290
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,519
- [All] Let him rise!
Let him rise!
291
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,879
Let him rise! Let him rise!
292
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,439
Let him rise! Let him rise!
293
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,639
Let him rise! Let him rise!
294
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,639
(fire crackles)
(Bartok gasps)
295
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,239
[Onyx] Huh? Oh!
296
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,119
(dramatic music)
297
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,959
(blood squelching)
(all gasp)
298
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,519
(knife clatters)
299
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,999
What do I see before me?
300
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,759
Children, ancient beings, ideas.
301
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,119
Atoms.
302
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:55,399
But what are you really?
303
00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:01,319
Do you even know what you are?
304
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,839
Have no fear.
305
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:11,119
This weekend you will take
part in three rituals,
306
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:17,359
the first two in preparation
for the third and final,
307
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,519
the ritual of Abaddon Rising.
308
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,039
And in that ritual under
a blood moon,
309
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,999
all of you shall be renewed
310
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,599
as disciples in his name,
311
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:36,799
disciples of Abaddon with
renewed purpose,
312
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:42,279
knowledge, power, and yes,
my children, immortality!
313
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,359
- Nice.
- Schwa?
314
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,919
(all laughing)
315
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,839
Tonight, drink and eat
316
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,839
in communion with one another.
317
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Make merry and rest.
318
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,919
For tomorrow, you will
take the first steps
319
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,119
towards your rebirth.
320
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,919
(all laughing)
321
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,639
[Onyx] Thank you, Bartok!
322
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,959
(all clapping)
- Outstanding.
323
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,719
(all laughing)
324
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,159
(glass clinking)
325
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,959
May I, uh, break the
proverbial ice, as it were,
326
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,759
and ask what led each of
you to Lucifer
327
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,319
and the teachings of Bartok?
328
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,879
Fuck, is that absinthe?
329
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,599
Well, why don't you start,
Mr. Duke?
330
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,959
Break that proverbial ice.
331
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,559
Oh, well, I'd be delighted.
332
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,719
My name is John Duke.
333
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,479
I'm a teacher, so I'm used
to being called Mr. Duke,
334
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,279
and that is just fine by me.
335
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,839
I'm a man of literature and
languages.
336
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,079
I've studied many religions
and theologies over the years.
337
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,759
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
338
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,679
In the Christian Bible,
339
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,439
man is punished for seeking
knowledge.
340
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,119
In the garden of Eden, the
closer you get to the devil,
341
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,199
the closer you get to the truth.
342
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,319
And I believe that Bartok
hears the truth
343
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,919
directly from Lucifer.
344
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,999
And truth, ah, truth is
what I seek above all.
345
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,519
I'll go next. (giggles)
346
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,199
Mine is quick.
347
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,639
Um, I actually have a poem
memorized that tells my story.
348
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,439
Oh, cool.
349
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,279
(Shelley clears throat)
350
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,439
There was a young woman
who worshiped the Lord.
351
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,679
In church every Sunday,
her God she adored.
352
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,599
She would help run the
service collect all the tithes,
353
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,719
her husband and children
always by her side.
354
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,999
She was taught that a
Christian's work isn't in vain.
355
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,719
She hoped serving Jesus
might shield her from pain.
356
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,839
Then one day she got word
that her husband had perished,
357
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,519
taken by a drunk driver
in a flash.
358
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,519
All she cherished was
broken and twisted up
359
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,479
in shards of metal.
360
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,039
That young woman in her grief
361
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:25,159
took solace in the devil.
362
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,239
(somber music)
363
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,239
Thank you.
364
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,199
Your husband died, so you
started worshiping the devil?
365
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,079
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I get it.
366
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,479
It's like that one time
in middle school,
367
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,319
I asked out my crush,
Rebekah Love Rodriguez,
368
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,839
and she told me to
go suck an egg.
369
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,279
So I just listened to the
"Phantom of the Opera"
370
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,919
soundtrack for weeks.
371
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,039
Oh.
372
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,719
Well, what brought you
to Bartok, Marcus, hmm?
373
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,799
What started you down this
lighted path that led you here?
374
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,199
Mine's a pretty darkened
tale as well. I dunno.
375
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,679
So I might need a little
something, something
376
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,599
to loosen up the tongue to
spin this tortured yarn.
377
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,479
- You want some of that?
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
378
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,039
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
379
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,239
Dangerous personality
types run in my family,
380
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,919
so I've gotta be very
intentional when it comes
381
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,439
to my libatious intake, I dunno.
382
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,239
I stick to my tiny wines.
383
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:27,279
Mama always said, "Too mooch
juice and the beast gets loose."
384
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,919
(laughs) But I just need
enough to get my courage up.
385
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,959
(objects rustling)
386
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,759
(objects continue rustling)
387
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,599
(gentle music)
388
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,319
(Onyx exhales shakily)
389
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,999
I was eight years old when
my father left.
390
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,799
That weekend, my mama
took me to the flea market
391
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,839
and gave me five bucks to
spend on anything I wanted.
392
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,519
I dunno, to help
keep my mind off things.
393
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,559
At first, I saw a Cabbage
Patch Doll with my name on it.
394
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,639
Hooey, that doll was
something fierce.
395
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,319
Spotted freckles. (laughs)
396
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,079
A little twist of red yarn hair.
397
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,799
Goddamn, it was a sight
to behold.
398
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,039
And I always did think I'd
be a daddy to a ginger.
399
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:27,999
Oh.
400
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,599
But just before I handed
that fine doll seller
401
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,999
my crispy Lincoln, I saw it,
one rack over
402
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,279
behind a Lou Ferrigno
Christmas album,
403
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,759
Bartok's first record.
404
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,759
- Ah, "The Devil's Due."
- "The Devil's Due."
405
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,759
I don't know what made me buy
it. Curiosity, compulsion?
406
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:46,679
Fate.
407
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,599
Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
408
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,679
It also might have been
the goatee.
409
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,919
Ever since ALF, I've had
an obsession with hair,
410
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,239
both body and facial, wanting
more of it, wanting less.
411
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,959
Having too mooch,
but never enoof.
412
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,519
ALF's real name is
Gordon Shumway.
413
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,959
Can you finish your
story? Bartok, the record.
414
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,479
Oh, yeah, so I bought
the record, took it home,
415
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,839
listened to it a bunch,
been a big fan ever since.
416
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,039
Oh, beautiful. (laughs)
417
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,839
What about you, Jesminder?
418
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,679
Oh, come on.
419
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,119
The harder the shell,
the deeper the crack.
420
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:21,359
Oh. Oh.
421
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,159
I am Jesminder. You can
call me Jesminder, not Jess.
422
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,879
I am a tattoo artist from Vegas,
423
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,599
and do not ask me how many
tattoos I have.
424
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,839
The question is rote and basic.
425
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,399
Yeah.
426
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,599
My reason for being here
is different.
427
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,199
I was Bartok's wife in a
past life,
428
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,439
many past lives actually, and
I'm here to be with him again.
429
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,479
We have already died a
thousand deaths together,
430
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,239
and I would die a thousand
more just to be here now.
431
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,399
I'm here for him, and not
to make merry,
432
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,319
and not to mince words.
433
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,759
Oh, yeah, no, I don't
think you are mincing words.
434
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,159
I dunno.
435
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,519
Why do you, why do you
keep saying that?
436
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,519
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
437
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,839
I dunno.
438
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,919
(laughs) Well, I'm Mack,
they/them.
439
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,159
And feel free to ask me
how many tattoos I have.
440
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,759
The answer's 12. My
favorite's Snoopy on my ankle.
441
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,279
- Oh, I love Snoopy.
- Oh, me too.
442
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,959
And much like Mr. Duke, I'm
an investigator, a seeker.
443
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,159
I believe in the power of
the elements,
444
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,479
the natural elements.
445
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:43,279
Bartok, I came across in high
school, consumed all his work.
446
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,479
Through him, I've come to
learn more about myself
447
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,559
and my place in the
world around me.
448
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,919
(lips pop)
449
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,079
(chuckles) Wow. Will
you look at us, huh?
450
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,999
Five individuals from
differing backgrounds
451
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,439
in various walks of life,
all assembled here, now,
452
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,479
to take part in
something extraordinary
453
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,759
and unprecedented
in his unholy name.
454
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,799
(chuckles) Cheers to that.
455
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,479
To immortality!
456
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,839
[All] To immortality!
457
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,119
- [Onyx] To immortality!
(all laugh)
458
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,079
(voices echoing indistinctly)
459
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,239
I'm so happy to be here
in Bartok's mansion.
460
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,919
[Mr. Duke] So, Onyx, Onyx,
tell me more about this ALF.
461
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,599
[Onyx] Yeah, so ALF's
real name is Gordon Shumway.
462
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,359
- Where is he from?
- Yeah, well, he's from
463
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,519
the planet Melmac,
but he crash lands-
464
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,319
- [Attendee] And then
I chopped my hair off.
465
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,199
Well, what do you see?
466
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,959
(eerie music)
(all laughing)
467
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,599
- The chubby one didn't drink.
- What?
468
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,639
The patty slinger?
Can't you make him?
469
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,199
It doesn't really work that
way. They have to be willing.
470
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,199
Well, what of everyone else?
471
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,479
Everything seems to
be going as planned.
472
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,159
Seems?
473
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,959
You don't sound so sure.
474
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,639
I-
475
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,799
(all laughing)
476
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,679
Do we have anything to
worry about?
477
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,759
Is the ritual going to work?
478
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,279
(dramatic music)
479
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,279
No.
480
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,079
No, the ritual won't work?
481
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,079
No, we have nothing to
worry about.
482
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,919
Good. Then we move forward.
483
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,159
Tomorrow you will guide them
484
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:50,079
through the first ritual,
"The Book of Blood."
485
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,239
This will quell any uncertainty
486
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,759
and lead us one step
closer to the talisman.
487
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,599
(ethereal music)
488
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,719
(birds chirping)
489
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,319
(microphone squealing)
490
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,919
Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder,
John, Shelley, and Mack.
491
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,599
This is a reminder to please
wear your cleansing stones
492
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,639
at all times during your
stay at Briardale Manor.
493
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,239
After your meal, we will
meet in the ritual room
494
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,719
with full bellies, steady
hearts, and willing spirits.
495
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,279
(microphone squeals)
496
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,159
(dramatic music)
497
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,279
(Shelley giggles)
498
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,199
(door clangs)
499
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,519
Good morning, all.
500
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,879
I am Farrah, delegate to Bartok,
501
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,759
servant to our great
Lord Lucifer.
502
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,279
This is the Grand Grimoire.
503
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,119
(all gasp)
504
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:56,999
Oh.
505
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:58,999
What's that?
506
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,879
It's like the devil's bible.
507
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,079
All the unholy knowledge
in the world
508
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,039
bound in the skin of
fallen angels.
509
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,319
Sick.
510
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,919
You were not chosen at random.
511
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,599
The souls required to perform
the ritual of Abaddon Rising
512
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,719
were called out a
millennia ago by this book.
513
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,039
You will each need to bleed
on the primary sigil, here.
514
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,519
The book will tell me
whether or not
515
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,279
you have a rightful place.
516
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,479
Who would like to
approach first?
517
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,799
Let's do this.
518
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,239
I know my place.
519
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,639
Your hand.
520
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,159
(dramatic music)
Et In Nomine Tuo.
521
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,039
(dramatic music)
522
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,079
Next.
523
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,599
(attendee gasps)
(dramatic music)
524
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,359
(Marcus whimpers)
525
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,999
Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
526
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,039
Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, mm.
527
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,439
The book, Marcus.
528
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,079
Mm. How many squeezes?
529
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,519
How many squeezes?
- That, that's enough.
530
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,559
That's enough.
531
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,199
(Farrah whispers indistinctly)
532
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,079
(dramatic music)
533
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,799
Yes.
534
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,559
What does it mean?
535
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,679
You have royal blood
dating back generations.
536
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,039
You are the queen.
And you are allowed.
537
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,119
I knew it.
538
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,599
(Shelley gasps)
539
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,799
The viking.
540
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:52,919
Wow. What?
541
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,439
You exist within an
ancient Nordic bloodline
542
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,759
that flows forward and
backward from your family.
543
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,439
You are allowed.
544
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,279
- Ooh, holy crap!
Can you believe it?
545
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,959
I'm a Viking, y'all. (growls)
546
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,079
(laughs) Up top, up top!
(laughs)
547
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,919
Leave it to our dark
father to surprise us.
548
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:32,039
Turns out this polished, refined
man built of tweed and twee
549
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,359
is also a werewolf.
550
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,479
Lycanthrope blood pulses
through your veins.
551
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,599
Whatever the amount and
however dormant it may be,
552
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,519
it is still present nonetheless.
553
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,439
And you are allowed.
554
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,839
(dramatic music)
555
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,119
A mystic. Spellcaster.
556
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,319
The witch in this
lifetime and many others.
557
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,319
- Really?
- You have great power,
558
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,759
but you already knew that.
559
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,719
Use it wisely.
560
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,559
You, Mackenzie, are allowed.
561
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,039
Huh?
562
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,639
- You are the virgin.
And you are allowed.
563
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,239
What the fuck?
564
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,479
You're just as an
important piece
565
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,479
to this puzzle as anyone else.
566
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,159
Bullshit. Jesminder's
an ancient queen.
567
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,919
Shelley found out
she's a viking.
568
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,879
Oh, how cool and against
type is that?
569
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:39,199
Mr. Duke is part fucking
werewolf. Are you kidding me?
570
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,919
And Mack's an
all-too-powerful witch,
571
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,599
but I'm just a fat fucking,
fat fucking virgin.
572
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,959
Oh, goddamn, they did your
boy dirty.
573
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,719
Well, are you a virgin?
574
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,479
Huh?
575
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,519
Are you a virgin, Marcus?
576
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,799
There's no shame in it.
577
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,079
Well, first of all,
Mr. Duke,
578
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,559
there is shame in everything.
579
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,239
I'm surprised they didn't
teach you that in Yale school.
580
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,719
And besides that, yes,
I am a virgin, goddamn.
581
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,239
The only thing that's
ever touched my wee-wee
582
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,479
is my never washed pair of
Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos.
583
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,879
(book slams)
584
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,039
The point is, all is in place
585
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,279
for the ritual of
Abaddon Rising,
586
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,159
a ritual that requires one
lycan, one witch, one viking,
587
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,159
one queen, and yes, one virgin.
588
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,079
Goddammit.
589
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,239
- I must report my findings.
You will hear from me soon.
590
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,559
So you've never even...
591
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,879
What? No. (laughs)
592
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,519
I mean, what would that even do?
593
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,599
(Onyx laughs)
594
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,959
Each are devoted,
each bled for you.
595
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,159
All five are present.
596
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,799
They're all here. All five.
597
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,599
All of them.
598
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,159
We're so close. So close.
599
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,919
Open it.
600
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,679
(dramatic music)
601
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,959
Okay.
602
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,679
Show me the way, Lord.
603
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,639
Show me the way to the talisman.
604
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,799
Show me the way to true power.
605
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,279
Pay me back for all the years
of service. Show me the way!
606
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,319
Show me the fucking way.
607
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,439
Ooh.
608
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:50,799
Ooh.
609
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,959
Yes.
610
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,239
Thank you, Father. (laughs)
611
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,119
(dramatic music)
612
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,599
Boom.
613
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,119
Tonight, we capture
614
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:22,799
eternity.
615
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,399
(dramatic music)
616
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:30,359
(crickets chirping)
(Shelley laughing)
617
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,719
(Mr. Duke laughing)
618
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,399
So have you ever
like, transformed?
619
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,199
Never.
620
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,639
I've never even imagined being
anything more than a man.
621
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,119
Never even dreamt
it a possibility.
622
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,639
That is until...
623
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,399
Until when?
624
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:00,799
I have kissed somebody before,
625
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,799
so I've lost my mouth virginity.
626
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,599
But I guess that's just not
enough for that stupid book.
627
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,599
I had a dream last night.
628
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,079
And I believe it
was preparing me
629
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,519
for what the Book of Blood
would reveal.
630
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,919
In it, I, I saw my hands
growing claws,
631
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,959
and my face, my face
covered in fur.
632
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,959
I was inside of my own body,
633
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,199
but somehow outside of
it as well.
634
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:34,999
Me too.
635
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,879
I had a dream just like it.
636
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,279
I mean, not the werewolf part.
637
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,279
But it was a foreshadowing
of sorts.
638
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:50,199
I was on the ocean in
a great, great big boat
639
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,039
surrounded by men,
640
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,999
all looking to me for orders.
641
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,119
Sounds legit.
642
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,679
My friend Elijah thought
I got a hand job once
643
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,319
from Kim Greene when we all
skipped school
644
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,319
to go see a matinee of
"Ever After."
645
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,919
I don't know, but in reality,
646
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,999
Kim had just dropped a
piece of popcorn on my lap
647
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,599
and had a wicked hard time
retrieving that rogue kernel.
648
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,119
I dreamt I was on a throne
649
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,439
with an ever-expanding
army at my beck and call.
650
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,679
A queen surveying many lands.
651
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,919
Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I
didn't fuck anybody last night,
652
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,799
so I guess we all had
pretty fortuitous dreams.
653
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,999
(lighter clicking)
654
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,839
(door clicking)
655
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,319
(ominous music)
656
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,559
- [Bartok] This way.
Stay close.
657
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,839
[Farrah] Yes, master.
658
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,759
Mack, did you have a
dream last night?
659
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,719
Who's asking?
660
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,519
Well, Mr. Duke's asking.
661
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,079
Yeah. I, I, did.
662
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,839
You mind sharing?
663
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,359
(Mack sighs)
664
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,559
I was a witch
665
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,799
levitating above a
circle of other witches,
666
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,959
all chanting my name
and lifting me up.
667
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,839
That's fucking tight too.
668
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,999
Meanwhile, I slept like a
dumb-dumb baby.
669
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,719
If I had a nightmare,
y'all'd know.
670
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,959
I'd wake up gripping the
sheets something fierce
671
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,239
and yelling, "Jesus!"
672
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,079
Interesting.
673
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,839
We all, well, most of us,
had vivid dreams last night
674
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,399
foretelling our callings
from the Book of Blood.
675
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,759
But (sighs) what,
what does it mean?
676
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,039
How about this?
677
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:02,039
We break into Bartok's study,
look at the Grimoire ourselves
678
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,239
and find out what the
fuck it all means.
679
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,719
Schwa?
680
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,439
Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate
just left for the evening.
681
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,959
I mean, I saw them go that way.
682
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,919
Oh, come on, Mr. Duke.
683
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,119
Think about all that juicy
knowledge
684
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,919
that resides in that book.
685
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,759
Don't you wanna sink your little
686
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,439
truth-seeking fangs into it?
687
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,559
I would die to know
more about that ritual.
688
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,879
Yes.
689
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,519
Tempted by the forbidden
fruit, huh?
690
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,439
Dare we take a bite?
691
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,479
Dare we?
692
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,559
(Mr. Duke and Onyx laugh)
693
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,279
Dare we?
694
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,999
(dramatic music)
695
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,079
(thunder crashes)
696
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,959
(dramatic music)
697
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,639
(thunder crashes)
698
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,519
(dramatic music)
699
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,959
(Mr. Duke grunts)
700
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,399
Let me try.
701
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,879
I've got a surprisingly
firm grip due to the amount
702
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,039
of marshmallow fluff jars
I've opened up over the years.
703
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,519
(laughs) I used to put
that shit on everything.
704
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,359
(Onyx grunts)
705
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,559
(dramatic music)
706
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,639
What? Are we close?
707
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,079
Yes, I think so.
708
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,479
(Onyx grunts)
709
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,279
- I'm talking English muffins.
I'm talking Pop-Tarts.
710
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,919
Fuck, I'm even talking bean
burritos. I don't give a shit.
711
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,119
(Onyx grunts)
712
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,999
(dramatic music)
713
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,639
Here.
714
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,239
The map says here.
715
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,039
(dramatic music)
716
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,879
(shrubbery rustling)
717
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,039
(thunder crashes)
718
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,839
(intense music)
719
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,439
(dramatic music)
720
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,719
(shovel clangs)
(Bartok grunts)
721
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,519
(Onyx grunting)
722
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,079
(Onyx panting)
723
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,919
(thunder crashes)
(dramatic music)
724
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,079
Well, can anyone pick a lock?
725
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,719
Wait, my Meat Hut skeleton key.
726
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,599
Your what?
727
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,759
This key opens everything.
728
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,519
I inherited it from my former
boss, Rick,
729
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,439
the night he quit the Meat
Hut, left me in charge,
730
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,399
and promptly killed himself.
731
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,679
I don't know, I think Rick's
wife might've left him,
732
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,119
or maybe Rick never had a
wife at all.
733
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,799
Marcus, this lock is most
likely 200 years old or more.
734
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,279
There is no way your
fast food key is gonna...
735
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,439
Oh.
(Mack laughs)
736
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:13,879
Oh, I stand corrected.
737
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,959
(dramatic music)
738
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,159
Unholy Father, how you
blessed us.
739
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,759
[Onyx] Oh.
740
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,919
There.
741
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,839
[Mack] The book.
742
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,719
(Onyx imitates horn playing)
743
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,399
(Onyx laughs)
744
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,359
Ah.
745
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,599
- [Mr. Duke] Ah, here it is.
(laughs)
746
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,719
[Mack] Well, can you read it?
747
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,639
In, in, in pieces.
748
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,479
It's written in an
ancient language
749
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,839
I'm not entirely familiar
with, possibly Samarian or,
750
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,679
or a derivative of such.
751
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,359
I brought my compact mini
library of dead languages
752
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,519
with me, but they're in my room.
753
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,879
Nerd.
754
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,359
[Onyx] What does it
say about the virgin?
755
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,639
That he has the power to
cradle his flacid wee-wee
756
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,679
in his hands and cry
for hours on end?
757
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,159
Ah, here it is.
758
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:21,359
"The ritual of Abaddon
Rising is meant to empower,
759
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,359
imbue, something, something,
never-ending life."
760
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:36,199
(shovel thuds)
(Bartok grunts)
761
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,039
(shovel thumping)
- Oh, yes.
762
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,879
"But first, the Knife
of Dagon must be acquired,
763
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,959
then the five devoted souls
must be..."
764
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,679
Must be what?
765
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,119
It, it, it's a word I'm
not entirely familiar with.
766
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,799
Captivated? Enraptured?
767
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,559
(thunder crashes)
768
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,199
(Bartok gasps)
769
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,599
(Bartok pants)
770
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,919
"Once the five souls are
present, the map of Sammael
771
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:15,079
will be revealed and lead
to the Talisman of Souls."
772
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,319
(thunder crashes)
773
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,439
The what?
774
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,839
(thunder crashing)
775
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,319
(metal clanging)
776
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,839
"Once the talisman is empowered
and in your possession,
777
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,959
you will be able to summon
the infernal ruler Abaddon
778
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,879
and absorb his power."
779
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,639
(thunder crashes)
780
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,479
(Bartok laughing)
781
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:10,439
So if, if, if I'm to
understand this correctly,
782
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,319
once Abaddon has risen-
783
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,719
- (giggles) Aw.
- Our immortality is gained,
784
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,359
Bartok takes Abaddon's power,
but-
785
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,799
But what?
786
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,839
There's a warning here at
the bottom.
787
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,679
"If a mortal tries to
raise Abaddon,
788
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,159
beware the prophecy of the-"
789
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,999
(tooth creaking)
790
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,559
(door creaking)
791
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,559
Secret passageways. Are you
kidding me?
792
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,679
The what? The prophecy of
the what?
793
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,759
The prophecy of the,
I don't know, it's gone.
794
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,319
What the fuck?
795
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,479
(door creaking)
796
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,999
We have to go.
797
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,639
Marcus.
- Onyx?
798
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,479
- Zee?
- Onyx?
799
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,839
- Zee!
- Onyx.
800
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,359
- Zee!
- We have to go!
801
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,479
- Zee!
- But Onyx-
802
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,119
Now, we have to go!
803
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,759
- Onyx?
- Zee! Zee!
804
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,319
(ominous music)
805
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,519
(Onyx breathing heavily)
806
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,399
(door scraping)
807
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,919
(eerie music)
808
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,399
(eerie music continues)
809
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,479
(metal clanging)
810
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,119
(eerie music)
811
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,039
(talisman clanging)
812
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,759
Now, focus.
813
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,599
Hail, Satan.
814
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,239
[Both] Son of light.
815
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,519
[Bartok] Bring me the
first sacrifice.
816
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,759
(ominous music)
817
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,279
(ominous music continues)
818
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,439
(Bartok whispering in
foreign language)
819
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,359
(loud knocking)
820
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,519
(doors scraping)
821
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,119
I want to see Bartok.
822
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,519
Of course. He's been
expecting you.
823
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,959
Welcome, my dear.
824
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,959
Please, have a seat.
825
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,799
(doors slam)
826
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,959
You know, you and I have
met many times
827
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,039
over thousands and
thousands of years.
828
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,239
And it has all culminated
into this moment.
829
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,359
(suspenseful music)
830
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:48,999
It's your time
831
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,839
to make the ultimate sacrifice.
832
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,199
(suspenseful music)
833
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,119
(dramatic music)
834
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,039
Ade due Damballa.
835
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,359
Give me the power, I beg of you.
836
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,959
Secoise entienne
837
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,399
mais pois
838
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,799
de morte!
(blood squelches)
839
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:37,639
(Onyx screams faintly)
(dramatic music)
840
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,599
Yes.
841
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,039
That's it.
842
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,719
Give me all of you.
All of you.
843
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,119
Everything.
844
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,319
Every last drop.
845
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,319
(talisman dings)
846
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,959
(Jesminder gasps)
847
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,799
(Onyx whimpers)
(Jesminder gasps)
848
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,319
(whimpering) Goddammit!
849
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,399
So many fucking cobwebs.
850
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,079
(Onyx whimpering)
851
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,599
(Onyx screams)
852
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:13,879
(Onyx thuds)
853
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:14,959
Onyx?
854
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,759
Oh, hey. (laughs)
855
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,239
What are y'all doing in here?
856
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,439
Uh, Mr. Duke is just
trying to write down
857
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,799
everything he can remember
from the book.
858
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,719
We're trying to learn more
about the final ritual.
859
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,439
- Oh, awesome. (chuckles)
Hell yeah.
860
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:31,599
Are you okay?
861
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,679
Ah, yeah, nah, it's just, huh?
862
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,519
What, how does that? Oh.
(laughs)
863
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,079
There's a, I was wondering
how it,
864
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,599
there's a little button
on the side so that, yeah,
865
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,799
that just off and then back on
again, it's so cute. (laughs)
866
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,719
Oh. I love the mechanics
of these vintage lamps.
867
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,999
Yeah, Onyx, you don't
really seem okay.
868
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,959
Did something happen to you?
869
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,519
No. I just. (laughs)
870
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,199
Huh.
871
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,679
So when y'all left, I got
stuck behind this painting.
872
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,999
Aw, man, we're sorry. We
just didn't know where you were.
873
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,159
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah.
874
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,639
It's fine. It's fine.
875
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,479
It's just, I saw
Jesminder and Bartok,
876
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,839
and at first they were
just talking.
877
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,319
But then they got a little
smoochie, which is fine.
878
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,319
That's fine.
879
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,359
But then-Then?
880
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,919
He stabbed her and stabbed
her until she was dead!
881
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,359
What?
882
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,999
With the Knife of
Dagon, right in the chest.
883
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,319
And I watched all the
life drain from her eyes
884
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,959
until she passed out
and turned into
885
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,959
some kind of soulless ghoul.
886
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,799
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
887
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,639
Wait, what the fuck
is happening?
888
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,719
Sorry. When I get nervous,
I start singing Fievel.
889
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,039
Can I get one of those?
890
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:52,959
Yeah.
891
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,599
(Onyx sighs)
892
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,359
It doesn't sound like
immortality Mr. Duke.
893
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,319
What the fuck is going on?
894
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,079
Why did they really
bring us here?
895
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,039
Marcus, are you sure you
saw what you think you saw?
896
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,559
Oh, huh. Well, no.
897
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,359
Let me think about it.
Maybe I, no, maybe I did.
898
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,039
Yes. I fucking saw what
I think I saw.
899
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,279
Okay, okay.
900
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,719
The knife took out all
of her soul goo.
901
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,439
And the handle glowed like
a bedazzled Lite-Brite.
902
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:22,559
Marcus, do you think you can
draw what that looked like?
903
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:23,519
Yes, sir.
904
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,079
Did he say anything or
speak anything
905
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,799
while these actions occurred?
906
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,239
Yeah. Some kind of incantation.
907
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,399
Do you remember any of it?
908
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,559
Yeah, it was like, uh, uh, dada,
909
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,719
or doo doo, dada doo doo, or no,
910
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:38,999
maybe doo doo came first.
911
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,119
Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh,
Scooby-Doo,
912
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,159
uh, yabba-dabba-doo.
913
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,839
My word.
914
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,599
This is, I believe, the
Talisman of Souls.
915
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,799
Hmm. Interesting.
916
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:56,999
What?
917
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,919
The smoke burns as it
fills my lungs.
918
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,599
I've never had a
cigarette before,
919
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,319
and I feel like I'm gonna
vomit my entrails out.
920
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,759
(Onyx retches)
- Okay.
921
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,759
Uh, we really have to
find that missing page.
922
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,159
The what?
923
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,959
In the Grimoire, after
the ritual of Abaddon,
924
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,719
there was a warning.
925
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,679
It stated, "Beware the
prophecy of the,"
926
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,479
and then the next page
was missing.
927
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,519
I think I saw the missing page.
928
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,639
- You did?
- Where?
929
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,199
It was taped behind the
painting.
930
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,919
I saw it when Jesminder was
getting zoinked and mcgoink'd.
931
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,319
Goodnight, honored guests.
932
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,439
Please retire to your
individual quarters
933
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,519
and meet downstairs in
the morning,
934
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,439
for tomorrow we will prepare
for our second ritual.
935
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,479
Ah, that's it.
936
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,999
Which will lead us one
step closer to immortality.
937
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,359
During the second ritual,
one of us
938
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,119
sneaks off to retrieve
the missing page.
939
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,239
That page might help me put all
these puzzle pieces together
940
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,799
and uncover what awaits us.
941
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,159
Something tells me that
Bartok and delegate
942
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,159
have a puzzle of their
own to solve.
943
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,039
Let's just hope we solve
ours first.
944
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:14,719
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
945
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,719
Welcome to the Ritual of
the Box Demon.
946
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,559
You will each enter
this room alone, empty,
947
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,359
except for a peculiar
wooden box.
948
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,439
Open the doors to that box.
949
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:30,679
There you will confront a
small yet powerful demon.
950
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,159
To this demon you will
unburden yourself.
951
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,919
Share with it a secret that
weighs heavily on your heart.
952
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,879
Yes, Mackenzie?
953
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,239
Where's Jesminder?
954
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,679
I mean, don't we need her
for the ritual?
955
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,159
Yeah.
956
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,519
Jesminder is helping
our master with something
957
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,999
of great importance.
958
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,719
A preparation for the
959
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,879
final ritual.
960
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,639
In exchange for that secret,
you will request a truth.
961
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:04,839
Ask wisely.
962
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,799
Ask for an answer that
no one could give you.
963
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,199
No one except for our
Eternal Father.
964
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,999
But beware, for the truth
this creature speaks
965
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,199
is not for the faint of heart.
966
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,839
For what he knows about
you could challenge
967
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,599
the very essence of self
968
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,759
and untether you with a singular
devastating proclamation.
969
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,559
(dramatic music)
970
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,079
Yes, Marcus?
971
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,719
I gotta take a big ol' shit.
972
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,599
- Now?
- Um, let me check.
973
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,799
(groans) Yeah, now. For sure.
974
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,719
Fine, then go. We'll start
without you.
975
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,599
But if you're not back
before your turn,
976
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,759
by Satan's unholy name, you
will be rendered ineligible
977
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,399
and ejected from Bartok's
mansion post-haste.
978
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,799
Got it.
979
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,119
Shit quick else be deemed
unworthy.
980
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,959
Mackenzie, would you
like to go first?
981
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:03,719
I'd be honored.
982
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:10,439
(door clanging)
(Shelley giggles)
983
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,319
(Shelley giggling)
984
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,479
(dramatic music)
985
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,959
(door squeaking)
986
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,239
(bats squealing)
987
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,039
(coughs) Goddammit.
988
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,159
How are all these cobwebs
at exactly mouth level?
989
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,919
(dramatic music)
990
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,039
- Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
991
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,839
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
992
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,239
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
993
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,199
[Onyx] Huh.
994
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,999
(door squeaks)
995
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,959
(Mack sobs)
- Yes.
996
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,359
The box demon speaks directly
to your soul's cradle.
997
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,519
Steady yourselves and steel
your nerves for his truths.
998
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,519
Mr. Duke.
999
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,679
(door squeaks)
1000
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:39,919
I'm ready to go in.
1001
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,279
[Farrah] Hmm.
1002
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,559
[Onyx] (grunts) Gotta
get back for the box demon.
1003
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,239
Gotta get back for the
box demon.
1004
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,039
[Mr. Duke] Uh-huh.
1005
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,039
(door slams)
1006
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,839
Oh, how's it going down here
with all the box demon stuff?
1007
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,599
- Shelley.
(Shelley squeals)
1008
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,319
I gave him the page.
1009
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,999
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yep.
1010
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,759
(dramatic music)
1011
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,319
(Shelley screams)
Oh!
1012
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:18,079
[Shelley] You've shattered
my mind!
1013
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,119
Oh, oh, there's a raccoon
in the car!
1014
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,879
(door squeaks)
1015
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,879
(Shelley sobbing)
1016
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,799
Whatever's going on in there
must be pretty heavy stuff.
1017
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,079
(laughs) It's probably
for the better
1018
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,959
that I emptied out my
system first.
1019
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:42,599
[Shelley] No, don't ever
let go. Don't ever let go.
1020
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,119
(door squeaks and slams)
1021
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,599
(chiming music)
1022
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,239
Go to him. Go to your master.
1023
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,919
(Shelley sobs)
1024
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,919
Shelley, where are you going?
1025
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,119
- She's going to her master.
She's in quite a state.
1026
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,799
Yeah, we all are, but
I think it'd be better
1027
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,719
if we just stay together,
I mean, right, Shelley?
1028
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,639
Stay with me.
- I...
1029
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,519
Mackenzie, please. We
all have free will here.
1030
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:24,479
I'm not gonna let him
do to her what he did
1031
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,759
to Jesminder, you hear me?
1032
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,679
- Jesminder?
Whatever could you mean?
1033
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,359
Yes, Mack,
whatever could you mean?
1034
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,599
Shelley, he's ready for you now.
1035
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,719
What the fuck?
1036
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,559
[Shelley] I want to see Bartok.
1037
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,559
Wait here for your friend.
1038
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,399
(dramatic music)
1039
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,679
(cabinet squeaks)
1040
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,559
(box demon coos)
1041
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,239
Come closer, my son.
1042
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,759
Closer.
1043
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,239
(box demon groans and sneezes)
1044
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,879
(Onyx gasps)
1045
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,479
Let it in, my son.
1046
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,039
Let it in.
1047
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,119
Now, won't you feed me a
secret, Marcus?
1048
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,959
I dunno.
1049
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,719
Dig deep, my son.
1050
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,839
Go to the darkest, most
shameful parts of you.
1051
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,599
What is there?
1052
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,759
Oh, uh, I guess,
1053
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:48,199
huh.
1054
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,039
Sex?
1055
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,759
Yes.
1056
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:58,679
What do you see when you think
of your most carnal desires?
1057
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,239
Well, I guess I think about my,
1058
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,599
my fantasies.
- Ooh.
1059
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,399
Tell me more.
1060
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,599
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried
in the core
1061
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,679
of your chamber of shame?
1062
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,559
Uh, yeah, my shame-ber?
1063
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,039
Uh, well, my deepest,
darkest fantasies
1064
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,839
revolve around a series
of fan fiction I wrote.
1065
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,359
Short novellas really,
based on Gadget Hackwrench
1066
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,799
from "Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers."
1067
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,839
Oh, yes.
1068
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:33,839
In it, I play a mix between Dale
1069
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,119
and Marky Mark's character
from "Boogie Nights."
1070
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,079
I call myself Dale Diggler.
(laughs)
1071
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,319
And, uh, let's just say
the things we get to fixing
1072
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,119
in the Ranger Plane after hours,
1073
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,439
well, (laughs) yeah, it's more
than just rusty propellers.
1074
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,079
(Onyx laughs)
1075
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,639
'Cause eventually she
starts fixing my wiener.
1076
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,639
(laughs) Mm. Tasty.
1077
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,639
Num, num, num. That secret
will do.
1078
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,159
Now, what truth do you seek?
1079
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:12,119
Anything?
1080
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:13,839
Anything.
1081
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,479
Oh, demon in a box,
how I beg of you.
1082
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,119
Oh, demon in a box, please
answer me true.
1083
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,639
Oh, demon in a box, how I
wish to see
1084
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,799
why my father Carl left my
mother and me.
1085
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,599
- [Box Demon] Oh, Marcus.
Don't you know?
1086
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,239
It was because of you.
1087
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,039
What?
1088
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,759
[Box Demon] You simply
weren't enough.
1089
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,479
You weren't enough to keep
him there.
1090
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:07,039
Weren't enough to keep
them together.
1091
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,119
Think hard, go deep.
You'll remember.
1092
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,319
(dreamy music)
1093
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:20,679
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1094
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,559
♪ Noble warrior felines ♪
1095
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,519
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1096
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,399
♪ Flying high in the air ♪
1097
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,879
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1098
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,359
♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪
(Carl yelling indistinctly)
1099
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,239
[Nancy] Oh, you're a
clown, Carl!
1100
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,359
Get a job in a sideshow!
1101
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,599
(Nancy sobbing)
1102
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,919
(suitcase thuds)
1103
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,879
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1104
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,399
Daddy, where are you going?
1105
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,119
When will you be back?
1106
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:06,039
I don't know.
1107
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,599
(door slams)
1108
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,519
I don't know. I don't know.
1109
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,799
I don't know. I don't know.
1110
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,559
I dunno. I dunno.
1111
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,599
I dunno. I dunno.
1112
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,199
I dunno. I dunno.
1113
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,439
I dunno I dunno.
1114
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,959
I dunno.
1115
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,599
Did you find the answers
you sought, young one?
1116
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,439
- Oh, yeah. (laughs)
We're good.
1117
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:32,599
Thanks, little demon dude.
1118
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,519
Now, if you-(cabinet slams)
1119
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,879
Onyx, are you okay? What
did the demon say to you?
1120
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:43,479
Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good.
1121
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,999
He actually said a bunch
of cool stuff to me.
1122
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,719
He was like, "I bet you
got a big ol' wiener,
1123
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,199
and you probably fuck a
lot too."
1124
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,959
So yeah, I just wanted
to celebrate
1125
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,399
all the cool stuff he said.
(laughs)
1126
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,279
(dramatic music)
1127
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,359
Well, Mr. Duke wants
us to rendezvous with him
1128
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:01,679
to discuss his findings.
1129
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:02,999
He's been deciphering the
prophecy, and-
1130
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,159
- Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies
are so fun.
1131
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,279
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's rendezvous.
1132
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,839
(Onyx chugging)
1133
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,599
(Mack sighs)
1134
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,039
(Onyx chugging)
1135
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,959
Onyx, maybe you wanna
slow down a little.
1136
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,519
Loud and clear, boss.
1137
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:34,679
"It is foretelling a
prophecy that will disrupt
1138
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,799
the rising of Abaddon.
1139
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:43,839
Beware the prophecy of
the unexpected,"
1140
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,359
no, "unforeseen."
1141
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:50,599
Oh, come on, John.
1142
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,399
"Beware the prophecy of the,
1143
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:01,839
of the Fortuitous One."
1144
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,319
- What?
- What?
1145
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,279
- What?
- What?
1146
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,879
(Shelley yells)
- What?
1147
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,039
(Shelley whimpers)
1148
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,159
Nothing, I-
1149
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,519
(Shelley thuds)
1150
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,999
That's right.
1151
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,159
Give me everything.
1152
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:25,879
Every last drop.
1153
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,239
(Shelley whimpering)
1154
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,799
Onyx, what did you call
yourself when we first met?
1155
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,479
Huh? Oh, I don't remember.
1156
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,599
It was Onyx the Fortuitous,
wasn't it?
1157
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,759
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
1158
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,599
I might have said Onyx the
Fortunate One,
1159
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,439
because I am ever so fortunate
to have won this contest
1160
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,639
and be invited here to be with
all of you wonderful people.
1161
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,239
(Onyx chugging)
1162
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:53,519
What else does it say?
1163
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,119
I mean, what happens if
the ritual is disrupted?
1164
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,079
What happens if it isn't?
1165
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,719
I, I, I, I, I don't know.
1166
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,279
I need more time with the page.
1167
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,919
There, there's so much here.
1168
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:04,119
Onyx, if you...
1169
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,239
(Mack sighs)
1170
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:13,319
(lively music)
(Onyx chugging)
1171
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,359
Onyx, what are you doing?
1172
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,719
Huh? Oh, I'm just
trying to relax. (laughs)
1173
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,239
I mean, all this talk of
demons and prophecies,
1174
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,079
I mean, whoo, it is too
mooch. (laughs)
1175
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,879
And I just wanna party.
Don't you?
1176
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,479
I mean, everyone's so stuffy
here, right?
1177
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,319
Bartok and Farrah and all
their fucking bullshit.
1178
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,199
Huh? All their fucking
bullshitty robes.
1179
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:42,879
And they're dumb-dumb hats.
1180
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:47,519
I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb
wears a hat like this?
1181
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,359
It's stupid. And this.
1182
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:55,279
Fuck this goofy-ass emerald
bullshit.
1183
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:58,239
It's, it's peridot.
1184
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,999
Well, fuck this peridot
bullshit.
1185
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,879
(necklace chimes)
1186
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,039
(Onyx chugs)
1187
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,839
(ghoul gasping)
1188
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:14,839
(laughs) Dancing makes me
feel so alive! (laughs)
1189
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:18,359
(Onyx chugging)
1190
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,319
What's happening?
1191
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,839
I don't think he liked
what the demon said to him.
1192
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,599
Ah. You know what's weird?
1193
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,839
No one has danced since
we got here.
1194
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,519
And that's a real shame, huh?
1195
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,399
'Cause dancing really
frees you up, huh?
1196
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,439
Dancing gets you loose, (laughs)
gets you outta your head.
1197
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,799
Farrah, you wanna dance
with me? Come on, baby.
1198
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,439
(laughs) Nah? All right,
that's fine.
1199
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,759
I can dance by myself. (laughs)
1200
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:54,039
Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on.
1201
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:57,239
Let it take you over. Let
the rhythm take you over.
1202
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,879
Rhythm take you over.
1203
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,919
Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul.
(laughs)
1204
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,239
What, what did he say?
1205
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,079
He said, "Oh, fuck,
she's so cool."
1206
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:10,639
(Onyx chugging)
1207
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,559
Onyx, how much of that
did you drink?
1208
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,039
I don't know.
1209
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,559
(Onyx thuds)
1210
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,759
(bright music)
1211
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:44,319
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1212
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,359
♪ I'd run right into hell ♪
and back ♪
1213
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,439
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1214
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:59,119
♪ I'll take the vow and ♪
seal the pact ♪
1215
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,959
- Who am I?
- You know. Search your heart.
1216
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,999
Who's to say what any of
us are in this twisted palace
1217
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,039
built of riddle and rhyme?
1218
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:15,039
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1219
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,919
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1220
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,239
[Onyx] I dunno.
1221
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,559
♪ No, I won't do ♪ (Onyx hisses)
1222
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,479
(upbeat music)
1223
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,519
♪ And some nights you're ♪
breathing fire ♪
1224
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,759
♪ And some nights you're ♪
talking nice ♪
1225
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,319
♪ Some nights you're
like nothing ♪
1226
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,119
♪ I've ever seen before or ♪
will again ♪
1227
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:44,279
(Onyx growls)
1228
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,239
♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪
1229
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,599
♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪
1230
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,279
♪ I know you can save me ♪
1231
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:57,319
♪ No one else can save me ♪
now but you ♪
1232
01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,879
Farrah, what are you?
1233
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,999
[Farrah] Here we can be
anything, Onyx.
1234
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,439
I can be whatever your heart
desires most.
1235
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:08,559
Join me and we can be
together for all eternity.
1236
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:13,399
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1237
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:18,039
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1238
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:22,319
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1239
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,439
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1240
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,239
- I dunno.
♪ But I won't do ♪
1241
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,799
Or would you rather be here?
1242
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,239
No. Oh, God, no.
1243
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,119
Then be with me. Free
me from Bartok's rule.
1244
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,599
Schwa?
1245
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,119
He raised me from the
depths, gave me life.
1246
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,439
But a life of enslavement
is no life at all.
1247
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:51,759
I can be given a new life by
the one the prophecy speaks of.
1248
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,879
Together you and I can
defeat Bartok.
1249
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,239
But if we don't, he will
complete the final ritual
1250
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,479
and use the power of Abaddon
to take the souls of millions.
1251
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,239
But if you and I-(growling)
1252
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,999
Oh, no. It's too late.
1253
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,919
He found us.
- Who?
1254
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,999
Abaddon.
1255
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,959
[Abaddon] Come to me,
patty slinger.
1256
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:20,759
Come to me. (growls)
1257
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,399
(dramatic music)
1258
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:30,279
(Abaddon growling)
1259
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,839
How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
1260
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,479
Marcus J. Trillbury,
1261
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,119
we meet at last.
1262
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,839
I've heard so much about you.
1263
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:57,559
The patty slinger. The virgin.
1264
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,639
The fool. Know this, Marcus.
1265
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,399
You are many things,
1266
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,719
but you are not the
Fortuitous One.
1267
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,039
I have seen the Fortuitous One.
1268
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:19,079
Does that look like you,
Onyx the Fart-uitous?
1269
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,479
(creature squelching)
1270
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:26,479
Does it?
1271
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,319
No, sir, it does not.
1272
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,999
In less than one day's time,
1273
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:38,159
I will rise through an unholy
vessel and enslave the Earth.
1274
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,279
Face it, patty slinger,
1275
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:45,319
your time is up. (roars)
1276
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:49,559
(Onyx screams)
(Abaddon laughs)
1277
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:54,679
There's nowhere to run.
(laughs)
1278
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,359
Patty slinger. Patty slinger.
1279
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:03,959
I'm coming to get you,
patty slinger. (laughs)
1280
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:13,039
How can I make your day
a bit beefier? (laughs)
1281
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:21,239
When in doubt, skewer it out.
1282
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,119
Yahhh!
- Jesus!
1283
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:24,999
Jesus!
1284
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,119
Hey, it's okay, Onyx.
1285
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:29,839
It's all right. Lay, lay down.
1286
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:30,919
You're all right.
1287
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:32,879
Here, drink this.
1288
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:35,879
What is it?
1289
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,399
Ginger, turmeric, mint,
elder flower,
1290
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,119
some other things that'll
help your stomach.
1291
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:49,799
I'm sorry, Zee. I don't
know what came over me.
1292
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,919
It's all good.
1293
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,439
Uh, your little episode
was the perfect distraction
1294
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:56,839
Mr. Duke needed to work
on his translations.
1295
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,159
- Oh, sick.
(stomach gurgles)
1296
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:01,839
Mm.
- Drink.
1297
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,239
I spent some time in the walls.
1298
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:08,919
This place is a maze.
1299
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,319
Dozens of corridors all
leading somewhere different.
1300
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:17,119
Thanks for taking
care of me, Zee.
1301
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,999
That's what friends
are for, Onyx.
1302
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,359
Oh, yeah. For sure.
1303
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,839
Yeah, I know what friends are
1304
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,639
and what their general
responsibilities consist of.
1305
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,279
(Mack cries)
1306
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,039
(somber music)
1307
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:44,279
Zee, are you okay?
1308
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,399
No, I, um,
1309
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,039
I feel stupid, Onyx.
1310
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:00,359
Stupid for trusting Bartok.
1311
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,079
Trusting anyone, really.
1312
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,879
I should have known better.
1313
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:11,559
And I'm,
1314
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,119
I'm scared.
1315
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:20,559
I'm really scared.
1316
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,119
(solemn music)
1317
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:31,239
I used to get scared
whenever I'd go on sleepovers.
1318
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,679
Even to my best friend
Billy Davis's house.
1319
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,159
'Cause it all felt so
weird and unfamiliar.
1320
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,559
That's when his mom,
Linda, taught me that song.
1321
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,199
And just like Fievel, my
fears would be soothed
1322
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:55,319
and I'd be asleep in no time.
1323
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:03,119
'Cause she reminded me that
no matter how alone we feel,
1324
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,559
no matter how far away
from home we might be,
1325
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,919
we're still underneath the
same sky as the people we love.
1326
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:19,439
Just remember,
you do have friends.
1327
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:22,839
And you're never really alone.
1328
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,719
Because we're all under
the same moon.
1329
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,639
(Mack chuckles)
1330
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,799
That's all you saw in the dream,
1331
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,639
the chubby one playing the piano
1332
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,559
and smashing mirrors
with a cane?
1333
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,519
Yes. What I saw is what
I told you.
1334
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:51,959
Hmm.
1335
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,879
(ghoul wheezing)
1336
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,439
Farrah?
1337
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:03,599
Yes, master?
1338
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:09,759
Why do you insist on
mocking my intelligence,
1339
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,399
undermining my power,
deriding my virility?
1340
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,639
- Master, I-
- Do you not think
1341
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,119
he speaks to me?
1342
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:24,359
Do you not think Lucifer
himself speaks directly to me?
1343
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:26,959
To me!
1344
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:32,239
Or a succubus shrew who
sleeps in a shed?
1345
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:39,399
Give it to me.
(Farrah moans)
1346
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:41,639
Put it in my hand.
1347
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,319
Put it in my hand.
1348
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,959
(Bartok grunts)
(the figurine shatters)
1349
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,839
(dramatic music)
1350
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:03,959
What's the point of having a
psychic demon bitch's power
1351
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:09,519
at my disposal if all she
does is fucking lie to me?
1352
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:13,439
I didn't lie to you, master.
1353
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:17,679
Oh, no, you just chose
not to tell me
1354
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,159
that you sensed something
when they first arrived.
1355
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,919
You just chose not to tell me
1356
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,039
when they witnessed the
taking of a soul.
1357
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:27,719
You just chose not to
tell me that they stole
1358
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:32,839
the fucking prophecy right
from underneath our noses!
1359
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,279
(ghouls wheezing)
1360
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:40,199
Now, if you don't tell
me what you're sensing,
1361
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:44,839
what you're seeing when
you see it, I swear to you-
1362
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:46,799
(metal clangs)
(Farrah gasps)
1363
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:51,919
I will take this fucking
life from you.
1364
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,159
You can't kill a demon
with the Knife of Dagon.
1365
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:58,719
You know what? I know that
I can't kill you with this.
1366
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,399
But what I can do is
sever your fucking head
1367
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,079
and put it in a display
case for all eternity,
1368
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,759
shielded in unbreakable
Nazarene glass.
1369
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,679
That I can do!
1370
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,159
He is here.
1371
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:20,999
Who?
1372
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,559
The Fortuitous One.
1373
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:25,999
(dramatic music)
1374
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,679
(bright music)
1375
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:38,719
(bright music continues)
1376
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:45,079
(Mr. Duke whispering
indistinctly)
1377
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:47,879
Yes.
1378
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,599
Yes, that's it.
1379
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,639
That's it. I see it now.
1380
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:53,759
I see it all now.
1381
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,959
(laughs) Outstanding.
1382
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,319
It's the teacher, isn't it?
1383
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:04,159
Mm-mm. The patty slinger.
1384
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:08,279
Oh, fucking right.
1385
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,839
(object clattering)
1386
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,559
How dare you?
1387
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,279
You still try to make a fool
out of me?
1388
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:17,319
No, I swear, I saw him.
1389
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:22,239
You saw the man of destiny,
1390
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,879
the demon killer, the
slayer of the bright realm?
1391
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,479
Here within these walls.
1392
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:34,039
(dramatic music)
1393
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:36,759
(Bartok gasps)
1394
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,479
One more lie,
1395
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:45,679
and I swear.
1396
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:50,839
It was the teacher. You
were right, I was wrong.
1397
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,119
I just wasn't seeing as
clearly as you.
1398
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,319
(dramatic music)
(Farrah sighs)
1399
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,399
I knew it.
1400
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,879
(Farrah growling)
1401
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:16,359
I have no doubt our Father
looks down upon you in shame.
1402
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,839
(ghoul grunts)
1403
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:26,119
(dramatic music)
1404
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,439
(knocking)
- Yes?
1405
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,799
[Bartok] Mr. Duke,
I wondered
1406
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,679
if you had a moment to spare.
1407
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,519
Of course. I would
be honored.
1408
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,039
Wow.
1409
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:06,639
You really are a man
of studies, aren't you?
1410
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:10,239
- Well, what can I say?
Knowledge excites me.
1411
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,319
I can see that.
1412
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:20,999
So tell me, what knowledge
1413
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,839
have you discovered tonight?
1414
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:32,439
That you are not the
person you've said you are,
1415
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,959
and that your plans for us, hmm,
1416
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,359
well, they aren't what
we were led to believe.
1417
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:44,599
(laughs) Well, that is a matter
1418
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,159
of perspective, isn't it?
1419
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:53,279
After all, I am offering
you immortality.
1420
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:00,839
(chuckles) You only gain
Abaddon's power
1421
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,359
by offering the demon
five souls.
1422
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,239
We would live eternally,
1423
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,719
as your prisoners,
1424
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,679
locked within the talisman
until the end of time.
1425
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,279
Immortality.
1426
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:22,399
No, undying pain and suffering
1427
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:24,479
as we remain cognizant
1428
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:27,399
of our never-ending state
of purgatorial stasis.
1429
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:31,799
Now, that, that is more
like it, yes?
1430
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,319
Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe.
1431
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:41,439
(dramatic music)
(Mr. Duke yells)
1432
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:46,679
(ominous music)
1433
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:52,199
(Mr. Duke yells)
(Mack gasps)
1434
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,319
(Mr. Duke hums)
(door squeaks)
1435
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,639
Mr. Duke, are, are you
okay? What did you find?
1436
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:58,599
- Oh, don't be silly.
Of course I'm fine.
1437
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:01,519
And I found nothing.
Nothing but the truth.
1438
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:04,679
That we should follow
Bartok's words to the letter
1439
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,959
and join him for the
final ritual.
1440
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,119
Right fucking now.
1441
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,239
Are you seeing regular
Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke?
1442
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,159
What? Regular.
1443
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:20,199
Huh. Because he's
definitely a ghoul now.
1444
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,719
(Mr. Duke growls)
1445
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,319
We should run!
1446
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,959
(Mr. Duke growling)
1447
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:28,479
[Mack] Come on.
1448
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:31,079
(Onyx shrieks)
(Mr. Duke growling)
1449
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:34,079
Keep your mouth closed. These
cobwebs are something fierce.
1450
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,959
Oh, fuck. Are you getting
them or nah?
1451
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,719
Just me? I'm fucking
choking on webs.
1452
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:42,839
(door rattles and squeaks)
1453
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,599
Why could I see the ghoul
and you couldn't. Huh?
1454
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,519
Why could I see the
ghoul and you couldn't?
1455
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,799
Stand guard. I need to
study this.
1456
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,439
(Onyx groans)
1457
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,079
Okay, Mr. Duke.
1458
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,239
The peridot necklaces.
1459
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,479
These crystals. Farrah's been
using them to control us.
1460
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:06,919
Influence our will.
1461
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:13,679
Well, what else does it say?
1462
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:14,799
Did Mr. Duke have a plan?
1463
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,599
Huh? What do we do?
1464
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,679
- Yeah, he had a plan.
- What's the plan?
1465
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,519
Do we reanimate one of these
dead bobcats
1466
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,399
and ride it straight outta town?
1467
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,359
Or do we race this old
dentist's chair downhill
1468
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,199
until it picks up enough
speed to shoot us
1469
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:31,919
into space like "Radio Flyer"?
(whimpers)
1470
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,319
Or do we light this place on
fire and perish in the flames?
1471
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,279
Or build a makeshift
cannon out of paperclips
1472
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,599
and old white out that
we find in Bartok's desk?
1473
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,479
- No.
(dramatic music)
1474
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,719
I stay here and you go.
1475
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,239
What? Go where?
1476
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:56,639
Stay here? Why?
1477
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,079
Follow the map to get out
and head to the old cemetery.
1478
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,239
Find the fallen angel.
1479
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:02,559
Once the blood moon has risen,
1480
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,479
that's where the final
ritual will take place.
1481
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,319
What? They're gonna kill
you, Zee.
1482
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:08,639
Suck out your soul like
some kind
1483
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,119
of demonic Dyson set on
overdrive.
1484
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,479
Listen, everything you
need is in here.
1485
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:17,479
What's gonna happen?
1486
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,999
(lips smack)
1487
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:27,879
You have everything you need.
1488
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,079
No! Zee, don't do this!
1489
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:31,759
Don't do this! Don't leave me!
1490
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,039
Don't leave me! I can't do
this alone!
1491
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:37,319
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm not the Fortuitous One.
1492
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:39,599
I'm just a fat fucking
patty slinging chubby
1493
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,719
fat fucking virgin.
(door slams)
1494
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:43,679
Zee!
1495
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:46,159
Zee!
1496
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,999
(liquid dripping)
1497
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:01,719
(ominous music)
1498
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:07,319
(microphone squeals)
- Paging. Mr. Bartok.
1499
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:09,719
Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in
your office
1500
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,079
fucking up your shit.
1501
01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:12,559
What you gonna do about it?
1502
01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:18,559
(glass shattering)
(objects clattering)
1503
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:22,279
(dramatic music)
1504
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:25,519
(thunder crashes)
1505
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:28,319
(ominous music)
1506
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:31,639
Bartok, where are you?
1507
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,239
Come and get me!
(glass shatters)
1508
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:40,359
(Onyx panting)
(crickets chirping)
1509
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,999
(eerie music)
1510
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:49,519
(objects clattering)
1511
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:52,599
(glass crunching)
1512
01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:59,599
(dramatic music)
1513
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,479
(ethereal music)
1514
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:16,039
(ethereal music continues)
1515
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:24,159
[Mr. Duke Voiceover] Dear
Onyx, if you are reading this,
1516
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,599
I know things must seem
pretty grim.
1517
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,439
It looks as though you
are all alone
1518
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:34,599
facing something insurmountable.
1519
01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:38,399
But I assure you, that
isn't the case.
1520
01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:43,559
We, your friends, are with you.
1521
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:46,959
The prophecy of the
Fortuitous One is clear.
1522
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:50,279
If the souls are collected
underneath the blood moon,
1523
01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:53,599
a portal will open
leading directly
1524
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:55,839
to Abaddon's lair in hell.
1525
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:00,319
If the Fortuitous One throws
themselves into the pit,
1526
01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,639
they will not only be
reborn from beyond,
1527
01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:06,799
they will also have the
power to reanimate
1528
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,319
the ones who have perished
by the Knife of Dagon.
1529
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:15,399
All of this must be done under
the gaze of the blood moon,
1530
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:18,959
lasting only 300 seconds.
1531
01:30:21,680 --> 01:30:23,719
That's five minutes.
- Got it.
1532
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:24,919
(dramatic music)
(Mack grunts)
1533
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:26,639
Ade due Damballa.
1534
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,079
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1535
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:32,679
Ade due Damballa.
1536
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,839
Give me the power, I beg of you!
1537
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:39,799
Ade due Damballa.
1538
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:46,519
Give me the power-♪ Somewhere ♪
1539
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:49,359
♪ Out there ♪
1540
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:54,199
(knife slams)
(Mack screams)
1541
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,879
[Mr. Duke Voiceover] Onyx,
I cannot say whether or not
1542
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,439
you are the one the
prophecy speaks of.
1543
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:02,879
That could not be
determined by my studies.
1544
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:06,239
You must search within yourself
1545
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:08,999
and find what you know
in your heart to be true.
1546
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,359
However, if you are not the
Fortuitous One
1547
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:15,719
and you throw yourself
into the hell mouth,
1548
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:19,279
you will burn alive as you
fall for miles and miles,
1549
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,679
hurdling toward Abaddon's
pit deep beneath
1550
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,799
the Earth's surface,
fully awake and aware
1551
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:26,079
for the entirety of the fall.
1552
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,759
Then once arriving in his lair,
undoubtedly face centuries
1553
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:31,959
of torture at the hands
of Abaddon
1554
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:34,519
and his many demonic minions.
1555
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:35,679
Good luck.
1556
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:38,559
Huh.
1557
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:43,399
(dramatic music)
1558
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:50,239
I have everything I need, huh?
(dramatic music)
1559
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:57,919
(ghouls snarling)
(dramatic music)
1560
01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:02,359
Patty slinger!
1561
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:06,359
The time has come.
1562
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:10,279
The blood moon blesses us
1563
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:14,159
and Abaddon is waiting.
1564
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,999
(ghoul wheezing)
- Zee.
1565
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:23,279
(dramatic music)
1566
01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:29,879
No. Kneel and accept
your fate.
1567
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:36,719
Put your magic to some good use
1568
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,159
and make this fool do as I say.
1569
01:32:42,440 --> 01:32:44,399
Kneel in the name of Bartok.
1570
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:48,679
(Onyx grunts)
1571
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:51,199
Now we can begin.
1572
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:54,879
Father, hear me.
1573
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:57,879
I have done as you have asked.
1574
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:02,039
The talisman of souls is
nearly full.
1575
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:06,399
You have commanded,
and I have obeyed.
1576
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:12,559
With this final offering,
we make way for Abaddon.
1577
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:21,439
It's sad. For you, I mean.
1578
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:26,319
But they're not really
in there anymore.
1579
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:28,319
They're in here.
1580
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:31,199
(dramatic music)
1581
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:38,079
Do you know how I know
1582
01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:41,839
you aren't the Fortuitous One,
Marcus?
1583
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:46,759
Because you don't impress me.
1584
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:52,799
(knife slams)
(Onyx groaning)
1585
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,239
Farrah, the book.
1586
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,119
(dramatic music)
1587
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:03,039
Ade due Damballa.
1588
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:08,159
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1589
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:12,639
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte.
1590
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:14,039
Ade due Damballa.
1591
01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:19,279
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1592
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,239
Secoise entienne
mais pois de morte.
1593
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,199
Ade due Damballa.
1594
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,239
Give me the power, I beg of you!
1595
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:35,839
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte!
1596
01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:41,919
Rise, Abaddon! Come to me!
1597
01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:44,879
Give me power!
1598
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:49,879
(dramatic music)
1599
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:55,199
Hey, Bartok!
1600
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,999
I just wanted to tell
you something real quick
1601
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:00,079
before all my soul goo is gone.
1602
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:03,239
Hey, I just wanted to say
(indistinct whispering).
1603
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:08,799
What?
1604
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:10,639
I was just trying to tell
you (whispers indistinctly).
1605
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:18,159
What are you saying,
patty slinger?
1606
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:21,799
Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's
crystals at all. (chuckles)
1607
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,119
It's an ultra green
pumaman variant.
1608
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:25,959
Surprised you didn't know that.
1609
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:28,799
So I'm free to do
whatever the fuck I want.
1610
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:29,919
(head thuds)
1611
01:35:30,240 --> 01:35:33,359
(Bartok and Onyx groan)
1612
01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,759
Oh. Oh!
1613
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,079
How deep does that hole go?
1614
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,999
Well, here goes nothing.
1615
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:48,719
(Onyx yells)
1616
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,599
My life's work!
1617
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,119
Gone, in a flash,
1618
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:01,599
because you wouldn't
do as you were told.
1619
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:03,679
You couldn't keep them in line.
1620
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:04,999
You couldn't protect years
1621
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:11,999
of my work for one fucking
weekend! (sobs)
1622
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:17,119
I've spent my life
preparing for this one night.
1623
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:23,839
(Bartok sobs)
1624
01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:27,399
[Ghouls] Let him rise.
1625
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:30,359
Let him rise.
1626
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,199
Let him rise.
1627
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,239
- What?
- Let him rise.
1628
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,559
- What?
- Let him rise.
1629
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:47,519
- What are they saying?
Why are they saying that?
1630
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,799
(flames crackling)
1631
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:00,239
(triumphant music)
1632
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,439
(triumphant music continues)
1633
01:37:19,280 --> 01:37:20,759
I stand before you now
not as the man you once
1634
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:22,839
knew me to be, but as a
man revivified,
1635
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:24,839
no longer made of earthly
flesh and bone,
1636
01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:26,599
but rather built of
supernatural sinew
1637
01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:29,079
and metaphysical muscle, not
unlike the genetic builds
1638
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:30,839
of angels and demons
that wage forever war
1639
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,199
in opposing kingdoms,
battling over the fates
1640
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:35,519
of monsters and mites
until both time and space
1641
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:39,919
stretch to bleak nothingness
and the stars refuse to expand.
1642
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:42,079
But for what is this
battle raging, you ask.
1643
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:44,039
I dunno. What stands at
the center?
1644
01:37:44,320 --> 01:37:45,999
To that I say my soul is at
the center,
1645
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:49,119
for I am Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm,
1646
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,639
an altered warrior destined
to return my friends' souls
1647
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:55,479
to their bodies and seal this
weeping hell portal thusly.
1648
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:58,999
(majestic music)
1649
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:03,279
I dunno. Being reborn is
pretty cool.
1650
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:06,439
(dramatic music)
1651
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:09,479
(Bartok groans)
1652
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,119
Not much time left!
1653
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:16,359
Quick, ghoul buddies,
single file.
1654
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,439
(triumphant music)
1655
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:24,199
- Farrah, please!
(shovel thuds)
1656
01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:26,159
Our Father was wrong to
choose you.
1657
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:29,119
His faith in foolish men
never ceases to amaze me.
1658
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:33,559
Is this how you repay me
after all I've done for you?
1659
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:35,279
(ghouls gurgling)
1660
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:36,759
This is gonna feel weird
at first,
1661
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:39,199
but then it'll feel good 'cause
you'll get your souls back.
1662
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:42,199
(laughs) When in doubt,
skewer it out.
1663
01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:47,319
(dramatic music)
(ghouls yelling)
1664
01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:49,239
What are you going to do?
1665
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:52,879
Kill me?
- No. Worse.
1666
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,319
Klaatu barada nikto.
1667
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,399
(ghouls groaning)
1668
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:04,999
(blood squelching)
(Bartok gurgles)
1669
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:08,639
(ghouls moaning)
1670
01:39:09,960 --> 01:39:12,639
(ghoul yells)
1671
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:13,919
I guess that's what you get
for trusting
1672
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,039
a psychic demon bitch.
1673
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:18,879
(dramatic music)
1674
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:24,879
[Onyx] Hmm.
1675
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:28,679
Now's the time, Onyx, what
I spoke about in your dreams.
1676
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,039
- What?
- Your destiny,
1677
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,639
the way forward for you, for us.
1678
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:37,479
Woah! You mean like a sexy
way forward?
1679
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,559
If the Fortuitous One
joins with a demon,
1680
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:41,599
they can take Abaddon's
power and rule together
1681
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:43,119
as kings and queens in hell.
1682
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:47,719
Uh, when you say join with
a demon, you mean to like
1683
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:48,919
get married?
- Fuck.
1684
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:50,439
Oh, fuck. Okay, right,
got it.
1685
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:53,479
So reign with you in hell
and leave my friends behind,
1686
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:57,239
or stay here with them and
be without my demon bride.
1687
01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,239
I knew it was you all along.
1688
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:00,999
I know you could feel me too,
1689
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:02,719
guiding you, pulling
you through.
1690
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,199
Stay with me, Onyx.
1691
01:40:04,480 --> 01:40:05,519
Together, hell can be what
we make of it.
1692
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:08,359
Slave to no master, a
kingdom of our very own.
1693
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:10,239
But-
1694
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:14,439
(ghouls moaning)
1695
01:40:14,720 --> 01:40:16,039
My friends.
1696
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:17,279
This is our last chance, Onyx.
1697
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,759
Be with me now or leave me
and forever be my enemy.
1698
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:22,719
(suspenseful music)
1699
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:23,919
I'm sorry, Farrah,
1700
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:26,839
but I can't rule with you
in hell.
1701
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:29,239
My place is here.
1702
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:32,359
With my-(dramatic music)
1703
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:35,039
With what? A band of
losers, know nothings?
1704
01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:38,039
Is that what you want over
loyalty and exaltation?
1705
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:39,399
Then take your rightful
place as the leader
1706
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:41,999
of the forever forsaken
ugly fuck-ups.
1707
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:44,119
Farrah!
1708
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:46,439
Farewell, Onyx the Fortuitous.
1709
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:48,439
Until we meet again
in your nightmares.
1710
01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:51,479
(Farrah growls)
1711
01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:54,279
(dramatic music)
1712
01:41:03,320 --> 01:41:06,359
Ah, you're better off
without her, Fortuitous One.
1713
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:11,159
- Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, shit.
1714
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:15,639
(laughs) Y'all transformed.
That's fucking tight.
1715
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:19,639
That is fu-, that's,
that's tight (laughs)
1716
01:41:19,960 --> 01:41:21,879
Yeah. And he's dead.
1717
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:27,199
(liquid squelches)
- [All] Aw. Huh.
1718
01:41:27,480 --> 01:41:30,359
(knocking)
- (laughs) Hello?
1719
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:34,119
Oh, come on. Oh, you're
so bad.
1720
01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:37,839
Welcome to Briardale Manor.
1721
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:41,119
The fuck?
1722
01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:42,359
(kids laughing)
1723
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:46,039
- (laughs) Ah, the children.
(laughs)
1724
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:52,119
This is our room of focus
and meditation.
1725
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:54,319
Currently our resident
witch is using it to hone
1726
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:57,159
their newfound insights and
skills.
1727
01:41:59,120 --> 01:41:59,839
Hey.
1728
01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:03,079
Hi.
1729
01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:06,559
This is the study.
1730
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:10,159
Here, you'll find volumes upon
volumes of satanic writings.
1731
01:42:10,440 --> 01:42:11,799
If you've got a thirst for
knowledge,
1732
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:14,999
it can be quenched within
these walls.
1733
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:20,199
(Mr. Duke grunts)
1734
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:24,559
But here is where we'll take
our lunch.
1735
01:42:24,840 --> 01:42:26,399
A place set for everyone.
1736
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:31,399
Ah, I'm being summoned.
Excusez moi.
1737
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:34,159
(bright music)
1738
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:37,959
(Nancy chuckles)
1739
01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:40,639
(bright music)
1740
01:42:40,960 --> 01:42:42,399
I'd be honored.
1741
01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:55,519
Oh, Mr. Duke.
1742
01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:58,439
Wonderful. (laughs)
1743
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:05,319
(all gasping)
1744
01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:10,439
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1745
01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:13,399
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1746
01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:16,319
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1747
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:18,039
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1748
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:20,399
He's your kid, not mine.
1749
01:43:20,680 --> 01:43:21,199
(all laughing)
1750
01:43:21,480 --> 01:43:23,119
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1751
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:26,279
I love dancing!
1752
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,359
Dancing gets you loose!
1753
01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:44,359
When? When do we get
our revenge?
1754
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:48,359
Soon. But we must
have patience.
1755
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:50,439
We must wait until the
time is right.
1756
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:55,799
And when it is, we make
his life a living hell.
1757
01:43:57,160 --> 01:43:59,479
Understand?
- Yes, master.
1758
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:01,599
As you wish, master.
1759
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:09,439
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1760
01:44:10,200 --> 01:44:12,479
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1761
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:16,199
♪ I would to anything for love ♪
1762
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:20,199
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1763
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:22,199
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1764
01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:35,679
(music continues)
1765
01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:52,679
(music continues)
1766
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:10,879
(music continues)
1767
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:22,479
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1768
01:45:22,760 --> 01:45:25,599
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1769
01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:29,399
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1770
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:33,239
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1771
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,639
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1772
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:41,359
(dramatic music)
1773
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:47,919
(mellow music)
1774
01:45:57,720 --> 01:46:00,919
(mellow music continues)
1775
01:46:08,920 --> 01:46:10,239
Maybe I'm not Mark who
works at Arby's.
1776
01:46:10,520 --> 01:46:13,199
Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm.
1777
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:14,359
I dunno.
1778
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:15,799
I do hope his eyes gaze upon me
1779
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:18,279
and that my allegiance is
recognized, I dunno.
1780
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:21,199
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.
1781
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:24,319
No, I didn't wash my shirt
in between shifts, Masha.
1782
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:25,759
So what if I smell like
roast beef?
1783
01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:27,879
This whole place smells like
roast beef.
1784
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:29,559
As I stared into the
darkened void,
1785
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:31,439
imagining the hordes of
devils soon to spring forth,
1786
01:46:31,720 --> 01:46:33,039
I couldn't help but ponder,
1787
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,479
how deep does that hole go?
1788
01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:39,239
I was sitting on the
orange velvet couch
1789
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:41,479
watching "Catteries Not
Included" when suddenly
1790
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,719
an arousingly confident
Gadget Hackwrench appeared
1791
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:45,319
and asked for my help in fixing
1792
01:46:45,600 --> 01:46:47,039
the ever-beleaguered
Screaming Eagle.
1793
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:49,119
I don't know. I acquiesced.
1794
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:51,599
And as I handed her the hog
ring pliers, her fuzzy digits
1795
01:46:51,920 --> 01:46:56,359
grazed mine, and in that
moment, truly, I was woke.
1796
01:46:57,920 --> 01:46:59,759
But with one last look of a
warrior's accord, we vaulted,
1797
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:01,279
vaulted higher than
Meat Loaf's motorcycle
1798
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,759
bursting through the devilish
graveyard's stony sod,
1799
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:05,599
and just like the Loaf,
we soared.
1800
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:08,199
And just like the Loaf, we sang.
1801
01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:09,639
♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪
1802
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:13,519
♪ I'll be gone when the ♪
morning comes ♪
1803
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:16,039
♪ When the night is over, ♪
like a bat outta hell ♪
1804
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:19,799
♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪
1805
01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:24,319
(mellow music)
1806
01:47:34,080 --> 01:47:37,359
(mellow music continues)
1807
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:44,879
(bright music)
1808
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:57,879
(bright music continues)
1809
01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:10,359
(intense music)
1810
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:23,599
(intense music continues)
1811
01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:36,839
(intense music continues)
1812
01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:50,119
(ethereal music)
1813
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:03,519
(ethereal music continues)
1814
01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:14,959
(ethereal music continues)
1815
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:20,519
(majestic music)
1816
01:49:30,440 --> 01:49:33,959
(majestic music continues)
1817
01:49:43,960 --> 01:49:47,399
(majestic music continues)
1818
01:49:56,880 --> 01:50:00,359
(majestic music continues)
1819
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:16,319
(no audio)
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