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♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Anytime you meet a payment ♪
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♪ Good times ♪
♪ Anytime you need a friend ♪
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♪ Good times ♪ ♪ Anytime
you're out from under ♪
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♪ Not gettin' hassled
Not gettin' hustled ♪
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♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪
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♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪
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♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Scratchin' and survivin' ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Hangin' in a chow line ♪
♪ Good times ♪
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
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♪ Good times ♪♪
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♪ You must've been
a beautiful baby ♪
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Michael, not so loud. Keith is
sleeping. He's working late tonight.
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♪♪
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Michael? Mike. Yeah?
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What you doin'? Thelma, I
got a heavy date tonight, baby.
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And I'm toning up
my pucker power.
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Well, I gotta go start dinner.
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Dinner? Did I hear
somebody say "dinner"? You
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know, I thought I
smelled gravy in the air.
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Bookman, do my eyes deceive me?
You're not gonna paint the apartment?
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You're right. I ain't
gonna paint the apartment.
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You know, springtime around these projects
means only one thing... new graffiti.
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I gotta clean it up. You
should see the things
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that they've drawn.
They're really horrible.
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Yeah, Bookman,
especially the one of you.
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The one on the third floor that
says, "Continued on the fourth floor."
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Yeah, I already
covered that one up.
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Boy, you know, all this graffiti makes
me hungry. Get your hands outta there.
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Bookman, eating
makes you hungry.
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I don't have to stand around
here and take these insults.
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I know you don't. You
hear 'em wherever you go.
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♪♪
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Hello, everybody!
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Bookman and Michael,
I could hear y'all...
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all the way down
the hall. Told you.
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You know, it's too
nice a day to argue.
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It's absolutely beautiful outside.
Thelma, get me some water.
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Okay, Ma. Mama, you
sound in a good mood today.
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Oh, and why shouldn't I be?
You're up for a nice scholarship.
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J.J.'s in Gary and standing a
good chance of getting a job.
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And my two lovebirds
still cooing. Maybe...
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Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma. Not in front
of ol' bigmouthed Bookman.
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Hey, ignore me. Just
pretend I'm the Invisible Man.
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Bookman, when a two-ton truck parks
in your living room, you can't ignore it.
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That's it. I'm leaving. I
don't have to take that stuff.
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Cleaning up walls and
everything. Hi, ladies.
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Hi, Bookman. Hi.
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Aw, Penny and Kim. How
nice to see you. Come on in.
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Go on, Kim. Say it.
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You go first. I'm liable
to get "tongue-tiedness."
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Recite it. It was your idea.
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But what if I forget?
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What if I have stage
"frighten-ness"?
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Roses... Oh, yeah.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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We think you're nice,
and your smile is too.
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Aww.
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You never scold us for
the bad things we do.
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So here is a
plant just... just...
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For you. Right.
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For me? No, for Mrs. Evans.
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Our... Our
"favoritest" bus driver.
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Oh, how lovely.
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Thank you.
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Ooh, and I got a
very special place...
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for a very special plant.
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All the kids chipped in
for it, Aunt Florida. Ahh.
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Timmy Jones didn't.
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You know, he took his
dime back at the last minute.
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Well, I'm sure Timmy
had a good reason.
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He stole it from Janice,
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and she kept on punching
him until he gave it back to her.
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Well, I'm sure that
was a very good reason.
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Well, anyway, this is one of
the nicest presents I ever had.
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And now,
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how would you girls like to have some
milk and some cookies before you go home?
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Ma has to work late. Could we
stay with you until she gets home?
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Mm-hmm. Kim's staying all night,
and we're having a pajama party.
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Ah. Only I forgot my pajamas.
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Why, of course you can.
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Go on in the kitchen.
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Spring is so beautiful,
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and the graveyard's in bloom.
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Come in, Wanda. Come in.
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It's nothing to cry about.
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You would, if you had
thought of all the poor souls...
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that have managed to drag
themselves through the cold, long winter...
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and just pooped out
two days before spring.
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Oh, what a gorgeous plant!
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Emma Jones has
one just like it...
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on her tombstone.
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For heaven's sake,
Wanda. Will you stop it?
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I was just trying to cheer you
up. Oh, here's a letter for you.
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It was sent to me by mistake.
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Uh, won't you have
a seat, Wanda?
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Bad news?
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Something wrong, Ma?
It's from the bus company.
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They say I've got
to have a physical.
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Hey, Ma, I'm sure it's just routine.
All the employees have to take one.
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Didn't you just say
you were feeling great?
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That was before I
heard about the physical.
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Now, you know how nervous
those things make me.
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Yeah, honey.
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Them doctors
probing and tapping.
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Lester Tate took a
physical last year and died.
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And he lost his job too.
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- Ma, don't worry. You'll pass.
- Oh, I guess you're right.
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I'm in good health.
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A little tired, but I'll make sure I
get a lot of rest before that physical.
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When's it scheduled for?
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Oh, it says 8:00
tomorrow morning!
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Tomorrow morning?
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- Wanda...
- I-I meant to have brought
the letter before,
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but it just slipped my mind.
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I've been so busy.
All those funerals.
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I did eight this week.
And that's really living.
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Wanda, stop it! Graveyards
are so beautiful in the spring.
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Wanda! I just can't stand it.
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Oh, Thelma, I am too nervous to just
sit here doing nothing. Can't I help you?
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Ma, all I want you to do is just rest for
that physical. And don't worry so much.
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All right.
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Ooh, how nice you look,
Michael. Thanks, Mom.
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- What's the occasion? You got a date?
- Somebody we know?
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Well, Mom, everybody who
rides the elevator knows her.
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She gets the best write-ups.
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I'm just jivin'. You know Betty who lives
down the hall? We're going out tonight.
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Betty? How'd you
get a date with her?
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Isn't that the girl that all the
little fellas are running after?
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Mama, I got what
they call "charisma."
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You see this here mustache?
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To all the little project
kittens, it's just like catnip.
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Boy.
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I'm gonna kiss the prettiest
girl in all the projects.
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Aw.
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Now it's your turn, babe.
Uh-uh, too late. You blew that.
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Yeah!
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I just can't help worrying
about that physical.
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Why does it have to be tomorrow?
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Ma, don't worry. Think
positive. You will pass.
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Yeah, there's no need to worry.
I'll show you how easy it will be.
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♪ I am Dr. Calypso and
there's no need to guess ♪
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♪ You'll be out of my office
in two minutes or less ♪
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♪ The blood pressure's perfect,
man and so is the spleen ♪
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♪ The lymphatics are gorgeous
and the eyesight is keen ♪
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♪ You passed, Mrs. Evans
so just open your purse ♪
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♪ On the way out the door
please pay the nurse ♪♪
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Go on, boy.
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It's gonna be easy, Mom.
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Oh, I wish it was
that easy, Keith.
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Gesund... Uh... Uh... Gesund...
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Bless you. Gesundheit.
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All right, everybody.
Dinner's ready.
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All right. Good.
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I'm hungry enough to eat three dinners.
Then maybe I can get some sleep.
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Ma, don't you remember the
letter? It said you can't eat after 6:00.
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- It upsets the blood tests.
- It's only a little after 7:00.
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My system won't know
if I cheat just a little.
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You better not, Mom.
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Please don't eat, Mrs. Evans.
You may get "failingness-ness."
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All right. Maybe I shouldn't.
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So I'll take a nice, hot bath.
Maybe that'll help me get to sleep.
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- Ma, you all right?
- I'm fine.
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Well, y'all, I gotta
go. I'll see y'all later.
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Mama, get some rest,
all right? I will, baby.
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Um, Michael, you're not
gonna stay and eat dinner?
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Thelma, can you do me a favor
and leave my stuff in the oven?
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I've got some more important
things to tend to right now.
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Come on, lips.
Do your stuff! Ow!
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Ma, you sure you're all right?
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A loud sneeze is a healthy sign.
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It's your body's way of telling you
that you're... running out of Kleenex.
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Giant footsteps
are on the stairs.
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Clump, clump, clump!
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And they're coming closer.
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"I'm coming to get
you," says this voice.
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"I'm coming to get you."
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Then the door opens.
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Now the footsteps
are in the room.
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"I'm coming to get you.
I'm coming to get you."
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I got you!
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Not so loud.
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- What happened?
- I was scarified!
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Ma, we're sorry we woke you up.
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That's all right. I
couldn't sleep anyway.
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I was counting sheep,
but they all went home.
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I don't know what's the matter
with me. I-I just can't get to sleep.
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Where's Michael?
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He'll be home soon. You just
get some rest and go back to bed.
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All right.
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Hey, Thelma, send me
in a fresh flock of sheep.
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Girl, I'm sorry I'm late.
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But spring inventory
at the boutique is like
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an all-night poker
game. It never quits.
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You know what? Instead of me being
able to add up all their merchandise,
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I spent half the time keeping
Mr. Henry's hands off my merchandise.
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I tell you. He's got more
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reasons to get you
alone in the stockroom...
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than Harry Belafonte got day-os.
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Hey, how you doing, honey?
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Are you okay?
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I will be if I could
get some rest.
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I got to take a physical
exam in the morning.
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Well, you sound like
you got the flu, Flo.
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Get it, Flo? Flu-Flo.
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Oh, you ain't got no
sense of humor. Watch this.
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Kids. Flu-Flo.
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Conspiracy is going on.
Come on. Let's go home.
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Flo, you'd better get some rest.
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Oh, I could try to if
Michael was home.
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Honey, Michael is home. What?
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Come here. Take a little peek.
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He kinda busy though, you know?
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Flo, you don't look so good. I'll put
the kids to bed. I'll be right back. Okay.
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Children, close your eyes.
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Move!
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Kids, stop looking.
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Turn your heads!
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Oh, Thelma, I am
really worried...
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Not being able to
sleep, all this sneezing,
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my pulse is racing.
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I'm a nervous wreck.
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Oh, those doctors ain't gonna let
nobody in my shape drive no school bus.
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Ma, you're building all this up in
your mind. You're gonna be all right.
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No, I won't.
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I finally found something
that I love and want to do...
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Something that makes
my life worthwhile.
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Now I'm gonna lose it.
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Oh, no, Ma. You're
not gonna lose it. Baby.
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How you feel, Flo?
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I would say "rotten,"
but I feel worse than that.
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You hungry. That's what it is.
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You got that right.
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00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,800
Gesundheit!
237
00:14:47,869 --> 00:14:50,714
All right, Mr. Billy Dee
Williams. That's enough of that.
238
00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:53,284
Now come on in. Yeah.
Uh, Ma, you know Betty.
239
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:57,410
Mm-hmm. Well...
baby, I'll talk to you later.
240
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:05,385
Hi, y'all. Yeah.
Just... coolin' out.
241
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,731
I know. Enjoying the
evening with the young lady.
242
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,689
Nothin' happened.
243
00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:12,759
Hey, Mrs. Evans, my wife sent
up her very special chicken soup...
244
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,805
just in case you're
catching a cold.
245
00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:18,131
Oh, that was so nice
of Mrs. Bookman.
246
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,202
But tonight, I'm not allowed
to eat or drink anything. Oh.
247
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,708
Uh, hey, fella, can I
ask you something?
248
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:31,578
Does this bottomless
pit ever fill up?
249
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,313
Catching a cold too, huh?
250
00:15:34,382 --> 00:15:37,851
No, I feel perfectly fine. I...
251
00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:40,220
Hmm. There's something
wrong with this room.
252
00:15:40,288 --> 00:15:43,256
Nothing but you, Buffalo Butt.
253
00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:45,925
There it is. That's it!
254
00:15:45,994 --> 00:15:50,496
This African pepper plant. A lot of people
are allergic to 'em. I had one a year ago.
255
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:53,811
Sneezed for three weeks. I
didn't know why. It's that plant.
256
00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:55,902
No! Yes!
257
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:04,710
That plant means a lot to me. My
kids gave it to me. Are you sure?
258
00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:07,015
Mrs. Evans, if you want
to pass that physical
259
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:08,948
tomorrow, you
gotta get rid of it now.
260
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:14,020
Well, if you say so.
261
00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:17,490
You get rid of the plant, Bookman,
and I'll try and get some rest, okay?
262
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:23,997
Hey, hey, hey, fat
boy. Where you going?
263
00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:27,166
Hey... Flo asked you to take
that plant and put it outside.
264
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:29,236
I'm not touching it. What?
265
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:33,373
Hey, Michael. You wanna get that
plant out of here? Put it in the garbage.
266
00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:36,543
On second thought,
get it out of the building!
267
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,445
- Dump it in some empty lot.
- All right.
268
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,943
Get the harpoon.
There she blows!
269
00:16:51,627 --> 00:16:53,467
You see anything out there yet?
270
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:58,031
Girl, it's so deserted out here, even
the muggers are mugging each other.
271
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:02,435
Why did you have to send
Michael with that plant?
272
00:17:02,503 --> 00:17:04,804
It's after 3:00 in the morning.
273
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:06,917
Ma! Ma. You can't
eat that banana.
274
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:09,142
You can't eat! You're
takin' a physical tomorrow!
275
00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:11,545
Well, where is he?
276
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,113
Oh! Maybe that's him.
277
00:17:14,182 --> 00:17:16,816
Hello!
278
00:17:16,885 --> 00:17:19,318
Yes, this is Mrs. Evans.
279
00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:25,158
You what? I'll be right there.
280
00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:28,761
- What's wrong?
- Michael's in jail!
281
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:36,336
Officer, I'm afraid there's
been some mistake.
282
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:39,271
You're holding my boy here,
and he hasn't done anything.
283
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,775
They never do. Take a
seat. I'll be right with you.
284
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,777
But I... Come on, Mom.
285
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,513
There's no need
in makin' it worse.
286
00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:54,587
You know, I think it's a shame the way
they treat good citizens like you and me.
287
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,457
Yeah. I'm sure you didn't
do anything worse than me,
288
00:17:57,525 --> 00:18:00,860
and you have to sit and
wait here too. That's right.
289
00:18:00,928 --> 00:18:03,562
Hmm. What are you in here for?
290
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:05,999
Streetwalking.
291
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,800
Streetwalking?
292
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:12,138
Yeah. I was walking down the street
when I saw my man with another chick.
293
00:18:12,207 --> 00:18:17,176
So I let him have it... right over the head
with a frozen ham hock I was carrying.
294
00:18:17,245 --> 00:18:19,579
Oh, my goodness.
That dirty double-crosser.
295
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:22,281
He was with one
of those "2W" girls.
296
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,985
Too wiggly and too willin'.
297
00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:29,889
If you two dames don't shut up, I'll
never get all this paperwork done.
298
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,359
Is "ham hock" with a "K"?
299
00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:35,995
Next time use a leg of
lamb. All right, Bessie?
300
00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:38,264
Yeah, sure, Sarge.
301
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,535
You know somethin', sweetie?
Men'll do it to you every time.
302
00:18:42,603 --> 00:18:46,906
I had my entire life savings
hidden in a pair of panty hose.
303
00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:51,444
I woke up one morning,
and the 20 bucks was gone!
304
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,018
You know, Charlie was gone and
so was my best pair of panty hose.
305
00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:03,189
You know somethin'?
He even took the egg.
306
00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:05,424
Officer,
307
00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:10,496
would you be kind enough to tell
me what you're holding my boy for?
308
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,765
Are you related to the prisoner?
309
00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:17,036
I told you that when I came in.
310
00:19:17,105 --> 00:19:19,339
I'm his mother, Mrs. Evans!
311
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,675
Oh, then that kid's
your son. Yeah.
312
00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:27,347
Yeah, we caught
him in a vacant lot.
313
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,150
He gave us some crazy story
about dumping a potted plant.
314
00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:34,421
He even had the plant as an alibi. And
he fits the exact description of the guy...
315
00:19:34,489 --> 00:19:37,268
who's been attacking all these
women in the neighborhood.
316
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:39,993
My brother's never
attacked a woman.
317
00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:43,096
"When apprehended, the
suspect had lipstick all over him."
318
00:19:44,199 --> 00:19:47,000
This family sure is weird.
319
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,846
He was telling the
truth. He was out on a
320
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,803
date, and he took the
plant to an empty lot.
321
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:56,376
Wait, let me guess. He had a sudden
urge to beautify the ghetto, right?
322
00:19:56,444 --> 00:20:01,714
Officer, my son was
getting rid of the plant for me,
323
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,317
because it was keeping
me from sleeping.
324
00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:06,319
Now, I'm allergic to it.
325
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,654
Sure you are, Mrs. Evans.
326
00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:11,501
And teensy-weensy,
itsy-bitsy pussy willows
327
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:14,327
turn you into the
Wicked Witch of the West.
328
00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:18,030
And guess who's gonna be
the first one she turns into a frog?
329
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:23,269
Uh, Sergeant, would you
please release my brother?
330
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:25,404
Are you related to the prisoner?
331
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:29,542
I just said he was my brother.
332
00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:32,812
Oh, then you must be
related to the mother?
333
00:20:32,881 --> 00:20:35,982
By george, I think he's got it!
334
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,622
Look, my mother has a very
important physical to take in the morning.
335
00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:44,757
Well, we ain't
holding your mother.
336
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,127
That's right, Mom. Go home and
get some rest before the physical.
337
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:54,167
- We'll take care of this mess.
- Keith, I am not leaving here
until they release Michael.
338
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,635
Not a chance, lady.
339
00:20:56,705 --> 00:20:59,205
Everyone's been complaining
about crime in this neighborhood.
340
00:20:59,273 --> 00:21:01,273
The mayor complains
to the alderman.
341
00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:03,342
The alderman
complains to the captain.
342
00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:07,012
And the captain comes down
here and chews the fat off my back.
343
00:21:07,081 --> 00:21:09,616
That kid stays. On
mere suspicion?
344
00:21:09,684 --> 00:21:12,018
Well, we can hold
him for 48 hours.
345
00:21:12,086 --> 00:21:14,899
This is ridiculous. Someone ought
to arrest you for obstructing justice.
346
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:17,657
What are you sitting here for
anyway? To punish the innocent?
347
00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:19,858
Are you angry or something?
348
00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:21,894
Do you believe this dude?
349
00:21:21,962 --> 00:21:25,631
Hey, Sarge, we finally caught the
guy that's been doing that attacking.
350
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,534
Caught him
red-handed. Bring him in.
351
00:21:36,744 --> 00:21:40,847
He's a dead ringer for Michael.
Same hair and eyes and everything.
352
00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:44,950
Well, it's a simple mistake. Mrs.
Evans, we'll release your son right away.
353
00:21:45,019 --> 00:21:47,353
Well, thanks a lot.
354
00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:49,466
Come on. Ma, you
can't take that physical.
355
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:53,092
You didn't get any rest.
Thelma, I have got to.
356
00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:56,273
Now you and Keith see that
Michael gets home safe. Okay, Mom.
357
00:21:56,297 --> 00:21:59,999
- Uh, Mrs. Evans!
- What now?
358
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,602
Just one more
thing. Your property.
359
00:22:02,671 --> 00:22:06,105
- This plant, it's yours.
- Just sign for it.
360
00:22:10,645 --> 00:22:14,981
Officer, I have a better idea.
361
00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:20,620
Since you've been so nice to me
and my family, I want to give it to you.
362
00:22:20,688 --> 00:22:24,123
Why, thank you, Mrs. Evans.
363
00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:28,027
I'll keep it right
here on my desk.
364
00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:32,965
I couldn't think of anyone
who deserves it more.
365
00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:44,343
I've never heard of a
physical taking so long.
366
00:22:44,412 --> 00:22:46,612
Hi. Is Flo back? Did she pass?
367
00:22:46,681 --> 00:22:49,393
Oh, we don't know. Willona,
we have not seen her all day.
368
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:53,051
Ma told me about the plant. No
wonder it was such a good bargain.
369
00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:03,228
Ma? Aw, poor baby.
370
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,698
We'll help you get your
job back somehow, Mom.
371
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:08,901
Ma, you didn't pass?
372
00:23:10,838 --> 00:23:13,439
I passed!
373
00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:16,041
You tricked us!
374
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:24,484
Oh, I was so tired, I
forgot to be nervous.
375
00:23:24,552 --> 00:23:26,652
They told me I'm
in perfect health.
376
00:23:26,721 --> 00:23:31,224
So I treated myself
to a little victory dinner.
377
00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:37,263
Four Big Macs, three orders
of fries and a chocolate shake!
378
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,332
No, you didn't!
379
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:58,951
♪♪
380
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,355
♪♪
381
00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:05,791
♪ Just lookin' out
of the window ♪
382
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:08,961
♪ Watchin' the asphalt grow ♪
383
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:12,899
♪ Thinkin' how it all
looks hand-me-down ♪
384
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,967
♪ Good times Good times ♪
385
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:18,638
♪♪ Good Times is videotaped
before a studio audience.
386
00:24:18,706 --> 00:24:22,041
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
387
00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:25,244
♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪♪
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