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Thelma, how come
the cakes you make

never come out like
the cakes on this box?

Oh, I was gonna let you
lick the spoon,

but if you feel
that way about it,

lick the box.

Oh, Thelma,

you did a nice job
on that cake.

Thank you, Ma.

I wonder
why your cakes

never look like
the picture on the box.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

Ma, you know, I don't even
know how old Willona is.

How many candles
should I use?

Oh, let me see now...

Ten, twenty, thirty...

[MUTTERS TWICE]

No,

you better not
use that many.

We don't want to start
another Chicago fire.

Ma,

why is it that women
are so sensitive

about their ages?

That's not true.
I'm not sensitive.

All right, then
how old are you?

Thirty, forty--

How would you like me
to go upside your head?

That's it, I'm finished.

I decided to use one candle.

Ah, now,

that was being tactful.

No, that's all
we got left.

Oh.

Well, I better hide this
cake in the bedroom

so Willona
doesn't see it.

Right,
right.

Ma, I wonder
if J.J.'s gonna

stick his elbow
in the cake again

like he did
last year.

That sure was funny.

I don't think
that was so funny.

J.J. messed up a good suit,

and Willona kept wondering

why the cake was so low
in the middle.

Is it safe?

Yeah, J.J. It's all clear.
Come on.

Boy, I can't tell you

the hassle I had
carrying this thing

on the bus here today.

This lady kept yakking
and yakking at me.

About what?

I don't know.

When I stood up to find out,
she went and took my seat.

Come on, son,
let's see it.

All right.

[GASPING]
Wow.

Oh!

All right!

J.J.,
you had it framed so nice.

Oh, I'm sure Willona's
just gonna love it.

But how were you able
to paint it

without her knowing it?

Hey, painting it
without her knowing it

was no big problem.

Painting it
when she wasn't talking,

now that was the problem.

Well, Willona will
be here any minute,

so hide the painting
in my room, okay?

Right!

Oh, Ma, you know,

do you think we did
the right thing

by inviting Ray?

You know,
he and Willona

have been divorced,
like, six years,

and you know how Willona
feels about the man.

Yeah, the way a barber feels
about Kojak's head.

You know,
when Ray called,

I couldn't do nothing else
but invite him.

That man
sweet-talked me so much,

by the time
I hung up that phone,

I had
gained five pounds.

J.J.:
Thelma, you dummy!

The cake. Oh!

Girl, how many times I tell you?

J.J., let me
see your sleeve!

Oh, it's all right.

What a relief!

We thought you stuck your elbow
in the cake again.

No way.

FLORIDA:
J.J.!

Oh, J.J.,
you did it again.

Thelma, how many times
I tell you

not to put the cake

where somebody's
gonna sit?

I don't have eyes
in my behind.

No, just brains.

Either
change your pants,

or put some frosting
on your shirt to match.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Now,
that might be Willona.

Come on, kids.

But remember now,

this is supposed to be
a surprise.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

[TOOTING]

Light up the candles,

toot on the horn,
today is the day

that Willona was born!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Willona, we wanted
to surprise you.

Well, honey, you see,

I knew you wasn't gonna
let my birthday pass

without a party,

and I knew
it was my birthday

the first thing
I woke up this morning, honey

crying.

Willona, why were you crying?

Because I knew I would never
see 24 again.

[LAUGHING]

You haven't seen 24
in so long,

you'd hardly
recognize it.

Flo, you know,
that was very cold.

Happy birthday,
Willona.

Thank you,
baby.

Happy birthday, Willona.
Thank you, sugar.

And many, many more.

Oh, Flo.

Okay, let's get the party
on the road.

Hey, what's your hurry?
What's your hurry?

If we start it
a little later,

the birthday'll last
a little longer.

Mm, well.
Well, come on, Michael.

Let's go see
if we can help J.J.

Yeah, he needs it.
Flo, sit down.

I got some news to tell you.
Oh, news!

Yes, I do, yes I do.
All righty.

What is it?
Guess who called me.

Give me a hint.

Well, he's tall, dark,
and double-crossing,

and I used to
be married to him.

You used to be married to him?

Mm-hmm.

Give me another hint.

Flo,

Ray is back in town.

Ray is back in town?

Yes, Lord.

Ooh, I know you can
hardly wait to see him.

Are you crazy? Hmm?

I mean, take another ride
on that roller coaster again?

Uh-uh.
Not yours truly.

I mean, that dude got
more girls' phone numbers

than the Chicago
telephone book.

Now, I wouldn't say
that Ray catted about,

but I will say
when we got our divorce,

he got custody
of the kitty litter.

[LAUGHING]

Uh, Willona, I might as well
tell you the truth.

What?

Ray called me.

What?

He wanted me
to invite him over.

Well, did you?

Oh, Willona,
I'd just as soon

stand on my head
in Marshall Field's window.

Mm-hmm.

Willona, would it hurt you
to see him?

Flo, aren't you hip
to Willona's golden rule?

Do unto the dude

before the dude
do it unto you.

You know, if that dude
walked in here

right this minute,

I would stomp
up one side of him, honey,

and down the other.

So what else is new?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Flo, are you gonna
open that door?

Door? What door?

Honey, you better
see a doctor

about your ears.

Somebody is definitely
knocking on this--

Ray.

Hi, Willie.

Oh.

So when does
the first show start

at Marshall Field's?

You remember
six years ago,

when you told me
to go to hell?

Well, I'm back.

Big deal.

Willona, you could
at least talk to him.

Ray, come on in.

I'm a changed man, Willie.

Sure, and a tiger can
change his spots.

Stripes. Tigers
have stripes.

Whatever.

Well, I guess I better
check on the kids.

Yeah, that's
a good idea.

Now, don't blame
Florida.

It's your birthday,

and I missed you.

Humph.

Happy birthday, Willie.

Hey! Don't touch me.

Anyway, you're still
number one my charts.

Ooh, now, where
have I heard

those words before?

Oh, yeah, I remember.

That came right after,

"Honest, baby,
never again."

Now, that was then,
but this is now.

And that's the door.

Use it.

Now, you know
you don't mean that.

Hey, try me.

Get out of my face
and leave me alone, Ray.

I can't
leave you alone.

You're everywhere
I go, baby.

Hey, what did you
come back for?

You sure know how
to louse up

a birthday.

* Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you *

* Happy birthday, dear Willona *

* Happy birthday to you **

Oh, thank you,
thank you.

Oh!
Yay!

What'd you wish for?

Same as last year.

That the cake wasn't
so low in the middle.

Oh, J.J.,
you didn't.

Hey, Ray, my man.

Hey, Ray.

J.J. Hey, Michael.

Oh, no, no.
Now, don't tell me.

Now, this couldn't
be Thelma.

It's me.

I'll say it is.

You know, I go away
for six years,

and you come out to be
a beautiful young woman.

Thank you, Ray.

Hey, Ray, you still
playing bass?

* Chicka-ding
Chicka-ding *

* Chicka-ding
Chicka-ding *

What else, man?

But, uh...

it's off the road
for this musician.

No, I'm settling in.

A little combo
at the Sheraton.

Finally got
my head straight.

Honest.

Don't mean
chitterlings to me.

Now, why don't
we all sit down

and have some cake
and coffee?

Oh, Florida,
I am sorry, baby.

God knows,
I should have told you

how good it is
to see you again.

Oh, Ray.

You always been
the sweetest thing

since sugar to me,
baby.

Oh, thank you.

Whoo,
sweet-talked me again.

There goes
another pound, Ma.

Oh, shush.

Ah-ha!

Well, well, Willona.

We did not
forget your birthday.

We got you
a present.

Voilà.

Oh, J.J.,
I love it.

It's gorgeous.

It's sensational.

It's fantastic.

It's me.

Oh, honey,
thank you.

Willona, how about
a little sugar for the frame?

Mmm. Thanks,
everybody.

You know, J.J.,

I mean, you are
some kind of genius, man.

Well, you know,

what can I say?

You have captured
the picture

that I have been
holding in my heart

all these years.

You might have held it
in your heart,

but in your wallet,

you had the pictures
of three other girls.

Here we go,
here we go.

Willona,

why don't you
cut the cake?

Okay.

Make mine
an end piece.

Since J.J. sat in it,
they're all end pieces.

Looks good to me, Thelma.

Oh, well,
thank you for this.

It's beautiful.

Oh,
I'm glad you like it.

Yeah.

Here you go, Ray.
Thank you, darling.

Well, Ray,
where are you staying?

Oh, I took a small apartment
not far from here.

Oh?
Very quiet place.

You know, you'd be surprised
how domesticated I've become.

Oh?

I mean, I cook. Everything.

Oh!

Cook?

I remember
in the olden days,

I couldn't even get you
to make the toast.

You were never
home long enough

for it to pop up.

Even so, baby,
those were the good times.

I remember
you'd come by the club,

and we'd go out
for burgers and fries

at Sneaky Sam's.

And remember the waitress
you was always hitting on?

Sleazy Sarah?

You know, I never minded
you over-tipping her,

but I just didn't dig

where you put the tip.

[LAUGHING]

Ah, baby,

I guess you'll never
get over being uptight.

I'm sorry, Florida.

That's all right. I tried.

Kids.

Oh,

by the way.

A little
birthday present.

For the
good times.

Ray,
wait a minute.

Willona, aren't you
gonna open it?

Ray, wait a minute.

Hey, I don't know
what this is,

but, uh,

this is
the first time

you ever
gave me anything.

Willona, open it, please.
Okay.

I'm so nervous...

Oh!

Oh, Willona, that's
a beautiful locket!

Oh, yeah.

Ray...

Hey, thank you.
It's lovely.

You know, I came this close to
getting you a diamond ring--

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

But then I ran out
of Cracker Jack boxes.

Hey, I know you.

When you decide to go,
you go first class.

Oh, listen, Ray,
maybe I have been wrong.

Maybe a tiger can
change its spots.

Stripes.

Whatever, honey.

Ray, you haven't
had your cake yet.

Why don't you
stay a while?

Hooray!
I thought you'd never ask.

First piece of cake
for Ray, honey.

First slice
goes to him.

Oh, thanks,
baby.

Yeah. Yeah.

How do you like
the cake, Ray?

How do you
like it?

Dee-licious.

Thelma, honey, can you
fasten this for me, please?

Okay, Ma.

You sure you don't want to
go shopping with us?

I'm sure, Ma.

I have a lot
of studying to do.

In high school,
you can get by

if you just
open the books.

In college, you got to
study them bad boys.

Oh, Ma,
I just broke it!

Oh, that's all right,
honey.

Well, we won't be long.

I just got to
match some threads.

* I'm in love
I'm in love *

Oh, boy.

* I'm in love
With a wonderful guy *

Oh, Willona, do we have to wait

for the bus
to go downtown,

or could I hitch a ride
on your cloud?

It shows, huh?
Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh. For the last six weeks,
ever since Ray's been back.

Oh, isn't it
ridiculous?

I mean,
no ordinary man

should have
the power

to make a woman
feel so good.

Ooh, Lord,
but then again,

Ray is no ordinary man.

Willona, how does it feel

to be in love
all over again

with the same man,
huh?

It feels...
Yeah?

...scary.

Because, this time,
if anything goes wrong,

it would wipe me out.

Well, this time
is for all time.

Believe me, I know.

Hey, hey, hey.

Can you two loudmouths
keep a secret?

Oh! A secret?
What is it? What is it?

Listen, I know you cool,

but every time
Flo hears one little thing,

she goes down to the Laundromat
and run her mouth,

blabbing all over the place.

Willona, when have I ever
blabbed everything

all over the laundry room?

The time I threatened
to put starch in your pantyhose

unless you told me
what you heard.

Come on, Willona, tell us.
All right.

Cross your heart
and hope to die, you won't tell.

Willona, you're looking
at a face without a mouth.

Now, here it is.
Okay.

Yes, what?

Ray and I are
getting married again.

[SHRIEKING]

Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?

What are you
doing?

Well,
I got to tell somebody.

Oh, Flo.

I was only teasing.

Willona,
that's wonderful.

Flo,

will you
be my bridesmaid?

I did it before,

and I'm gonna
keep on doing it

till you do it right.

This time,
it's gonna be right.

You know,
maybe we'll even have a baby.

Oh, that would be so nice
for Ray.

I remember what James said
when I told him J.J. was coming.

He said-- He said,

"If it's all the same with you,

could we have someone else?"

Oh, Thelma,
that's not--

That is not true.

Wouldn't that
be nice?

A little baby boy
that looked like Ray?

Ooh!
Oh, no, no, no.

No, you gotta have
a little girl.

Then I get to teach her
how to cook and sew.

And then I'm going to teach her
about Women's Lib

so she wouldn't have to
waste her whole life

cooking and sewing.

Come on,
let's go.

Okay. Listen, honey.

Now, Ray and I are going
out to dinner tonight.

Now, if he gets back
before I do,

don't you let him
get away.

Okay.

All right.
Come on, Willona.

Oh, let's go.

Okay, see you
all later, now.

Okay.
All right.

[RINGS]

Hello.

Oh, hi, J.J.

No, no messages.

Sure I'm sure.

Honestly,
nobody called you.

I am not lying!

Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A chick just called here
about a second ago.

Oh, yeah, and she said

she never wants
to see you again.

And she also said

if you dare show your face
around her place,

her father

is gonna introduce your nose
to your left ear.

I don't know who she was.
She didn't leave her name.

Now let him sweat.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hey.

Hey, Ray.

You just missed Willona.

Yeah, that's what I thought

when there was nobody
home next door.

Well, um,
you're welcome

to wait here
if you like.

Okay.

I have a lot
of studying to do.

I have a French exam
tomorrow.

Oh, hey,
maybe I can help.

You know, I worked on
a French cruise liner once.

[FRENCH ACCENT]
Learned to speak ze language

like a native of Chicago.

Well, let me get you
some coffee.

That would be nice.

You know,
six weeks,

and this
is the first time

we've had
to be alone.

Well, it's nice
to have you back, Ray.

I can't get over

how much
you've changed

since the last time
I saw you.

Well, I do have
a lot of work to do.

"The Parts
of the Body."

Now, that's a typical
French lesson for you.

La tête,the head.

Le dos,the back.

Les pieds,the feet.

La main.

Le bras.

Le cou...

Would you like, uh,

milk and sugar
with your coffee, Ray?

Just sugar.

Thelma, you're so...

so lovely.

So sweet.

Oh, Ray, don't do this.
Don't do this, Ray!

Oh, come here.

Don't do that!

WILLONA:
Hi, baby!

Hey, I'm glad
you got back so early.

I forgot to take the blouse
to match the thread.

Thelma?

Is something wrong?

Thelma?

What's happening?

Thelma was studying
her French lesson.

And I was teasing her.
Oh.

Is that it, Thelma?

Well, Thelma?

Is it?

Ma,
you heard Ray.

It was all in fun.

Excuse me.

Thelma, honey...

you know,
if something happens,

you can't
make it go away

by pretending
it didn't.

Oh, Ma, Ray was just
fooling around.

You know how Ray used to
always tease me

when I was a little girl.

Yeah, but
you're a woman now.

There's
a big difference.

Well, nothing happened,
Ma.

Like I told you,
nothing happened.

Thelma...

you can shuck
some of the people

all of the time,

and you can shuck
all of the people

some of the time,

but you can't shuck
your Mama

none of the time.

Now, what happened?

Nothing, Ma.

Nothing.

Nothing happened.

You don't want
to hurt Willona.

Is that it?

Ma...

Ma, you heard
what she said.

She loves him,

and they were getting
married again, right?

Ma, nothing happened.

Nothing.

[SHOUTING]
Well, well, well!

Caught you two
in the act.

Oh, J.J., you should
learn to knock.

Learn to knock?
In my own house?

You know, Michael, I gotta knock
in my own house now.

Oh. Oh...

Oh, Flo, listen.

We got to cut out.
I'll see you later.

Come on, baby.
Let's go.

Willona.
Huh?

Something happened
between those two.

Well, what do you--

what do you mean
"something happened"?

Thelma,
come out here.

Willona.

Thelma won't
say anything

because she doesn't want
to hurt you.

I don't want to
see you get hurt either.

Flo, hey, what are you
really talking about?

Come on, baby,
let's go.

Willona, I've got to
talk to you.

Come on.
Let's go, baby.

Willona, will you listen?
I am listening.

But what are you
trying to say?

What I'm trying
to say is

Ray has not
changed one bit.

What?
He's still a bum!

What the hell
do you mean, "bum"?

Hold it.
Wait a minute.

Would you just
stop this?

You don't break up
your friendship

over some creep
like him.

What do you mean,
"creep"?

Willona.

What?

I'm gonna tell you
the truth.

What?

Ray, he came on
pretty strong with me.

Oh, no.

Yes, he did.
He grabbed me.

Now, she's lying.

What you
gonna believe,

some flaky kid
or your old man?

Now, make up
your mind.

You're going with me
or you're gonna stay.

Oh.

All right,
Ray.

You get your nickel-slick bones
out of here.

Well, Ray, you got
the word. Split!

Willie--

You heard
what my son said.

Hold it. Hold it!

Flo, please.
Please!

J.J., you keep your hands
to yourself.

Ray is mine.

That's
my sweet Willie.

Ray.

Oh, Willona.

I'm so sorry,
Willona.

That's all right,
baby.

Look, I'm glad
you told me.

I'm just so sorry
it happened to you,

but if it wasn't you,

it would've been
somebody else sooner or later.

Hey, Willona.

Don't worry.

I mean, you're
a good-looking chick,

you know?

You don't need
a turkey like that.

You can get
any turkey you want.

That's right,
Willona.

There are a lot
of other fish in the sea.

Well, what I'm trying
to say is--

Honey, listen.

I know what
you're trying to say,

and there's also
a lot of other pebbles

on the beach.

Right, and lots of
other pebbles on the beach.

All right.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Hello.

Jackson's Bakery?

This is Willona Woods.

You know the cake I ordered?

The one with the three layers,
the doves on the side,

silver bells,
and the bride and groom on top?

Well, yeah-- That's the one.

I want to make one little,
tiny, small adjustment.

You know where
you were gonna write,

"Congratulations
Ray and Willona"?

Change that to,

"Happy Bar Mitzvah,
Stewart Goldberg."

Mm-hmm.

And I hope you find a buyer.

I couldn't.

* Mmm *

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