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(LAUGHING) - MAN: But this day was different. 5 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:27,414 Something was about to happen that would change my life forever. 6 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:31,668 First, let me tell you how things were... before all this. 7 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:35,088 (FILM PROJECTOR WHIRRING) 8 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,382 (MOOING) 9 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:41,011 MAN: Didn't have all that much growing up. 10 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,305 Just me... 11 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,973 ...my mom... 12 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:46,725 ...my dad... 13 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,061 ...and 60 acres of farmland. 14 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,481 I lived a simple life. 15 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:58,278 But sometimes, the simplest things are the best things. 16 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:04,117 Like going undefeated my senior year 17 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:08,789 and winning the state championship off my corner route in the end zone. 18 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,333 (CROWD CHEERING) 19 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,840 Or falling in love with Lindsay, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 20 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,426 Can't you just tell them that you changed your mind? 21 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:27,182 I can't do that, baby. I already enlisted. 22 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,769 Hey... I promise it'll be real quick. 23 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,274 I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna take care of business and I'll be right back. 24 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,608 You have my word. 25 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,361 Promise? 26 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,446 I promise. 27 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,202 MAN: Then suddenly, things weren't so simple anymore. 28 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,830 (ROCK MUSIC) 29 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,724 (RAPID GUNFIRE NEARBY) 30 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:14,896 MAN: I headed off to Vietnam to fight for my country. 31 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:19,651 I spent seven years there, six of them in the jungle... 32 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,154 - ...and one year in a POW camp. - (ELECTRICITY SIZZLING) 33 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,864 (GASPING) 34 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,908 (PANTING) 35 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,495 Is that all you got, pendejos? 36 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,415 - (MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY) - (RAPID GUNFIRE NEARBY) 37 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,917 MAN: Probably would have stayed longer, too... 38 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,085 (YELLS) 39 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,378 Man down! 40 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,380 MAN: ...if I hadn't gotten shot. 41 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,842 - (MEN SHOUTING) - (EXPLOSION, RAPID GUNFIRE) 42 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:56,646 But throughout it all, the only thing that kept me going 43 00:05:56,814 --> 00:06:00,817 was knowing that I was gonna see Lindsay again. 44 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,495 Mommy, I'm hungry. 45 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,415 Mommy, can you make us lunch? 46 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,132 MAN: I figured I'd apply to the police academy. 47 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,427 It made sense with my military experience. 48 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,737 I felt lost. Didn't know where I fit in anymore. 49 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,699 So what type of business experience do you have? 50 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:54,454 Well... not much experience, really, to be honest. 51 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:55,914 Since I graduated high school, 52 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:00,085 I've been in active combat duty serving my country. 53 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,796 That really took up most of my time. 54 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:07,342 We're really in the market for a college graduate. 55 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,554 You didn't happen to take advantage of the GI Bill? 56 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:17,561 Actually, I have just been informed the position was filled. 57 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:22,190 MAN: I soon realized that no one was willing to give me a chance. 58 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,779 I had to create an opportunity for myself. 59 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,574 Thank you, sir, I appreciate your business. God bless. 60 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:31,741 - How are you, sir? - Good, good. 61 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:35,579 What can I get for you? One? All right. Ketchup? Mustard? 62 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,372 Beautiful day, huh? (CHUCKLES) 63 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,459 All right. There we go. 64 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,043 Here's your change, sir. 65 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:47,174 God bless you. Have a nice day. 66 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,808 MAN: While I was creating that opportunity... 67 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,352 ...life somehow slipped away from me. 68 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:10,947 (SIGHS) 69 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,455 (SOBBING) 70 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,504 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 71 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:30,258 One, two, three, go! 72 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,971 MAN: But life has a way of kicking you in the ass every once in a while. 73 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:38,892 And on this day, it kicked me pretty hard. 74 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,731 Yee-ha! (LAUGHING) 75 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,658 Hey, old man, you mind moving? We gotta sit together. 76 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,453 Hey! Old fucker! 77 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,413 You deaf? I'm talking to you. 78 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:03,291 Move that geriatric ass before I kick it. 79 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,711 How about you just leave me alone? 80 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,089 Ooh! 81 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,800 - You believe this guy? - (LAUGHS) 82 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,262 You got balls, old man. That's respectable. 83 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,389 But now you're wasting my time, 84 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,141 so why don't you get the fuck out of my seat? 85 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,646 (LAUGHING) 86 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,148 You crazy fucking spear chucker. 87 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:33,488 There's two seats in back. Take 'em. But leave him alone. 88 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,325 Are you fucking kidding me? 89 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,165 Stand up, asshole. 90 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,750 I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. 91 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,545 I can kick your ass while you're sitting down or while you're standing up. 92 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,713 It's your call. 93 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,840 - Fuck his shit up, Raymond! - Yeah. 94 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,008 (GRUNTING) 95 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,552 (BONES CRACKING) 96 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,848 (PASSENGERS MURMURING) 97 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,562 I told you I didn't wanna fight. I fucking told you! 98 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:10,150 MAN: Since that day, nothing's been the same. 99 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,736 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 100 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,081 Holy shit. 101 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,048 (CHUCKLING) 102 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,509 That's awesome! 103 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,267 (FIGHT SOUNDS ON COMPUTER) 104 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,270 Man, this old guy's bad ass. 105 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,565 Miller, Steve-O, come over here. Come take a look at this. 106 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:55,445 WOMAN ON TV: He's a senior citizen, he's been given the name "Bad Ass" 107 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,157 and he's a huge hit on the Web right now. He gives people hope. 108 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,868 There's even a T-shirt with his face on it. 109 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,917 MAN: All of a sudden, people started caring about me. 110 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,922 I started fitting in again. People wanted to be with me. 111 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,467 Cops were even taking me on drive-alongs. 112 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,722 It's like I'm this famous guy or something. 113 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,226 That's been the weird part. It's taken some getting used to. 114 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,854 Now you've been deemed a hero, Mr. Vega. 115 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,109 How does that make you feel, especially at your age? 116 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,946 Well, I don't think I'm a hero. I'm just a guy... 117 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,450 ...making $500 a month on disability, trying to fit in. 118 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,370 You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Vega. 119 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,499 Oh, you'd better believe it. I am always proud of my boy. 120 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,960 If this world had more people like my son... 121 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,629 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 122 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,049 I love you... (SPEAKS SPANISH, SINGS INDISTINCTLY) 123 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,592 FRANK: Mom! 124 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,053 This boy. 125 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,139 She's not biased or nothing. 126 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,598 MOTHER: My son. 127 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:23,324 MAN: And none has mastery over the day of death. 128 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:27,662 For the Lord of all shows no partiality, 129 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,457 nor does he fear greatness, 130 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:35,003 for He Himself made the great as well as the small. 131 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,339 He provides for all equally... 132 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:43,803 ...and the dust shall return to the earth from whence it came... 133 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:49,684 ...and the life breath return to the Lord who gaveth it. 134 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:57,776 All right. It's gonna be all right, man. It's gonna be all right, Biscuit. 135 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,820 It's your mama, I know. 136 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,579 From the last will and testament, dated February 15, 2010: 137 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:14,209 "I, Juanita Lupe Vega, bequeath my china pattern, 138 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,837 stainless steel cutlery, and Ginsu knives to my favorite charity, 139 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,465 the Church of Latter Day Angel. 140 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:26,221 And to my boy, Frank, whom I loved with all my heart till the day I died, 141 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,015 I leave you my house, myjewelry, my wardrobe..." 142 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,391 - (SIREN CHIRPS) - Hey. 143 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,810 "...and of course, 144 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,771 - my beloved dog, Baxter." - What are you doing? 145 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,691 - You robbing houses now, Vega? - A man's gotta make a living some way. 146 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,235 (CHUCKLES) 147 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,488 My condolences about your mom. 148 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,741 The boys at the station, they send their best. 149 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,369 - I appreciate that. - We got you this. 150 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,460 (CHUCKLING) 151 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,506 - I didn't know how good-looking I was. - Yeah, me neither. 152 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,509 Hey, if you need anything, give me a call. 153 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,221 - Thanks, bro. - All right, brother. Call me. 154 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,183 (CHUCKLES) 155 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,561 "Bad Ass." (LAUGHS) 156 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:16,938 Come on, Baxter. 157 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,775 My administration has organized a new initiative, 158 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,903 which we are calling "Operation Street Cleaning." 159 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,323 We've also enhanced and increased local law enforcement, 160 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:32,120 in order to rid our neighborhoods of crime and gang-related activity. 161 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:36,791 It is the top priority of this administration to return our city 162 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,335 back to the safety it once knew. 163 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:44,007 Boy, what you carrying in this box? A dead body and a watermelon? 164 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,719 - No, that's my entertainment library. - Entertainment? 165 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,222 Behind the Green Horse. Is that new? 166 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,641 - You haven't seen that? - No. 167 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,936 - Check that out tonight. - Oh, I just might do that. 168 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,152 You know what? All this moving is making me thirsty. We bring any beer? 169 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,988 You're in charge of beer. I'm in charge of entertainment. 170 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:12,744 Man, I know there's something around here somewhere. 171 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,166 We, ladies and gentlemen, are going to unite, 172 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:22,420 and make this the strongest and the safest community in this county. 173 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,672 I know my mama wouldn't leave a dry house. 174 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,049 MAN ON TV: You have my word. 175 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,010 Hoo-ah! 176 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,261 Holy shit. 177 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,680 Biscuit and Klondike gonna have booze tonight. 178 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,349 (BOTH LAUGHING) 179 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,727 Yeah. Thank you, Mama. 180 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,814 (KLONDIKE LAUGHING) I was running fast as I could, man. 181 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,858 I mean, that woman kept catching up to me. 182 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,486 I mean, I run the 100-yard dash, for Christ sakes, 183 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,363 trying to get away from this woman. 184 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,782 I've never seen you run so fast in your life. 185 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,620 She looked like a hooker to me, man. She came on to me, too. 186 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,081 You know, them Vietnamese are tricky motherfuckers, 187 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,667 making their soldiers look like whores and shit. 188 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:05,171 Klondike, she weighed 200 pounds and had a machine gun strapped on her neck. 189 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,300 It was dark, motherfucker. (LAUGHING) 190 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,387 I couldn't see shit. I just followed my nose. 191 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,641 My nose led me to pussy and my nose don't discriminate pussy. 192 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,186 Where's Baxter, man? 193 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,106 I thought he would've licked that plate clean by now. 194 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,733 Baxter probably locked himself in the closet again. 195 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:29,362 What the hell's he doing in there? Ah... 196 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,824 - Rubbing one out, ain't he? - (BOTH LAUGHING) 197 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,367 No. 198 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,370 He's probably... He just likes his quiet time like his daddy. 199 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:42,041 Yeah. His daddy. His daddy's a good guy. 200 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,085 Thank you, man. 201 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,215 - For what? - For letting me move in with you. 202 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:53,302 You've been there for me the whole time, man. You're a damn good friend. 203 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,722 - I mean that. - Klondike. 204 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,765 You and Baxter are the only family I got. 205 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,435 You saved my life. I owe you. 206 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,603 You know what? 207 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,523 I see... 208 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,402 ...really good changes for you and me, Biscuit. 209 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,281 - Take my word for it. - It's a long time coming. 210 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,118 You know, people talk about having the best days of their lives. 211 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,828 I'm still waiting for mine. 212 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,205 The past 40 years, I've felt like a bouncing ball. 213 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,042 No stability in my life. 214 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:30,131 But... I think the bouncing's slowing down. 215 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,758 I'm turning over a new leaf. 216 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,552 Yeah, I think I'm gonna find the best day of my life. 217 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,639 Here's to finding the best days of our lives, Biscuit. 218 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,975 Do me a solid, will you? 219 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,772 Put this in your mother's safe deposit box, will you please? 220 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,067 - What the fuck is this? - It's a flash drive. 221 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,610 - A flash drive? - That's right. 222 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,111 I got a lot of important stuff on there. 223 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,030 What, you know all about that computer shit? 224 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,117 My ass is trying to learn. And when I learn, I'm gonna teach you. 225 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,620 Nah, not me. I'm not interested. 226 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,248 One of these damn days, you're gonna have to step out of the '70s. 227 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,958 No. Uh-uh. 228 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,710 Those were beautiful times. 229 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,505 You didn't have to deal with all this shit. 230 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:15,968 Suicide bombings and taking your shoes off at the airport. 231 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,346 No, you gotta watch it. There's a lot of crazy shit out there. 232 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,350 Well, that's what's going on now. We gotta get your ass into this century. 233 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,936 I'm gonna make that my mission while we're living together. 234 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,732 Now put that in your mama's safe deposit box, please. 235 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,359 Got it. 236 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,986 OK. All right. 237 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:39,700 Oh, shit. I'm out of smokes, man. I'm gonna go out. 238 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,162 You know, my mom left a brand-new carton of Newports right there in the kitchen. 239 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,208 I don't wanna smoke that menthol shit. I'm gonna go get me my Camels. 240 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,293 Yeah. (GROANS) 241 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,463 Oh, son of a... (CHUCKLES) 242 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,800 - OK? - Don't go stepping on no landmine, huh? 243 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,719 (CHUCKLES) You watch out for the machine guns. 244 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,143 (DOOR SLAMS) 245 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,358 To Baxter and Klondike. (LAUGHS) 246 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,739 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 247 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,952 (ENGINE STARTS) 248 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,047 (HUMMING) 249 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,843 Ooh... OK, gonna call her back. 250 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,646 Hey! 251 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,194 What's happening, Sebastian? Terence? 252 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,779 You're a hard man to find, Klondike. 253 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,616 What, you don't answer your cell phone anymore? 254 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,620 Ah, sh... What can I tell ya, man? Look here, the ringer's turned off. 255 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,205 What can I tell ya? 256 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,331 See what I'm saying? 257 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:12,126 My man here gotjokes. You doing some stand-up now? 258 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,961 You know what we want, gramps. 259 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,756 Give it up. 260 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,675 I'm drawing a blank, you know what I'm saying? 261 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,260 Yeah, yeah. 262 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,679 You still having a tough time remembering now, motherfucker? 263 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,264 Whoa, whoa! (LAUGHS) 264 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,683 I got the goddamn thing right here, man. 265 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,102 (GRUNTING) 266 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,658 - (LAUGHS) - (GUNSHOT) 267 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,327 (GROANING) 268 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,877 You had to do it the hard way. 269 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,464 - Motherfucker. - (DISTANT SIRENS) 270 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,217 Sebastian, leave him! The cops are coming, we gotta go! 271 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,970 - Where is that shit? - Let's get the fuck out of here, c'mon! 272 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,347 Shit! 273 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,350 Just get in the fucking car. 274 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,977 - Let's go, come on! - (ENGINE STARTS) 275 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,605 (TIRES SCREECH) 276 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,248 (PHONE RINGING) 277 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,044 Hello? 278 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,214 Yeah, this is Frank Vega. 279 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,326 Frank Vega? Can I get you to sign these releases? 280 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,080 You're that guy from the bus, huh? 281 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:14,915 Yeah, I guess so. 282 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,043 Haven't been beating up on anyone else, have you? 283 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,003 I'm really not a violent guy. 284 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,005 Sorry about your friend. 285 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,008 You're gonna get those scumbags, aren't you? 286 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,093 We're gonna do our best. 287 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,692 (DOOR CHIMES) 288 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,714 That's $12.59. 289 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,591 You know what? I'm a little short. 290 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,760 Can you spot me a couple bucks until tomorrow? 291 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,471 Did you see a Salvation Army sign in front of my store? 292 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,598 You know, I just moved into the neighborhood. 293 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,183 I'll be by tomorrow and pay you the rest. 294 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,436 Look, buddy, I can barely pay the rent as it is. 295 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,398 I mean, I got no cash. I'm a hard-working man. 296 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,776 - Besides, I can't be giving stuff away. - (DOOR CHIMES) 297 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,238 Nobody move! Give me what's in that register! 298 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,240 Now! Let's go! 299 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,951 - Hey, he don't got no money, man. - Did you say something, old man? 300 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,578 Hey, why don't you guys just leave? 301 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,998 I ain't going anywhere, old man. 302 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,680 (GRUNTING) 303 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,369 Oh, Mr. Vega. 304 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:19,832 We're so sorry about the passing of your friend. 305 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,041 Thank you. 306 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,920 My brother was murdered two blocks away from where your friend was killed. 307 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,881 I'm really sorry to hear that. 308 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:30,176 See, we are never gonna be safe in our own neighborhood. 309 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:32,720 And no one's doing a damn thing about it. 310 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,722 You know, police are doing everything they can. 311 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:38,434 Fuck, no! We need real help. 312 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,395 Those motherfuckers are as crooked as all hell. 313 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,858 I'm sorry, baby. 314 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,405 God bless you, Mr. Vega. 315 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,992 Thank you. Good night, ladies. 316 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:23,896 Why you Mexicans drink that crap? Is that the official drink of the cholo? 317 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,315 Well, what should I be drinking? 318 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:30,069 Malt Liquor, ripple, grape soda or Kool-Aid? 319 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,570 Why you have to get all racist and shit? 320 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,536 Oh, shit! You're that Bad Ass dude from the bus, right? 321 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,247 Yeah. 322 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:45,292 You a tough ass geezer. You knocked the hell out that Nazi motherfucker. 323 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,460 Give you props for that. 324 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,504 You know, kid, you got the mouth of a truck driver. 325 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:52,466 - What the fuck you talking about? - What the fuck you talking about? 326 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:56,220 - Is it not cold out here? Huh? - Yeah. 327 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,014 - Yeah. - Then get your ass in the house. 328 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:14,280 Damn. Love thy neighbor. 329 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:27,793 Hey, brother. You should have seen the action out there tonight. 330 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:31,589 - You up for a ride-along? - Not tonight. 331 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,758 You're turning down a ride-along? 332 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,429 - I got some shit I gotta do. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 333 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:42,891 - That bottle? - No, that's a priority. 334 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,143 Oh. 335 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,355 I just came from the liquor store. 336 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,649 Looked like you wiped your ass with those guys. 337 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,944 - Fucking scumbags. - Yeah, I know, Frank. 338 00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,822 But you have a penchant for getting involved in these altercations. 339 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,198 I think it's time for you to chill out. 340 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,117 Violence just seems to follow me. 341 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,620 Yeah, Charles Bronson, I get it. 342 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,079 Just, um... 343 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,707 ...scale it back for me. 344 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,295 They find the guys that killed Klondike yet? 345 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,757 (SIGHING) They're working on it. 346 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,718 Come on, you know how these things work. 347 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:22,389 There's more homicides than there are investigators. You gotta have patience. 348 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,808 Now that sounds like a crock of shit. 349 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,895 I'll check on it. 350 00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:33,192 Meanwhile, I will be swinging by tomorrow and you will ride with me. 351 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,943 No excuses, Vega. 352 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:38,656 MAN ON RADIO: Car 245 responding to possible 415. 353 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:40,658 Additional units requested. 354 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,661 MAN ON TV: Stevens dumps it in. Norris goes after it. 355 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,079 Gets checked at the blue line... 356 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,500 - MAN: ...the window. And you set it... - CROWD: And forget it! 357 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,835 MAN: And that'll be done in about 40 min... 358 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,922 Within a 24 hour period, local investigators have arrested 359 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:59,134 what seems to be the prime suspect in the Justin Wheely murder case. 360 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,554 Justin was violently beaten and then stabbed to death late last night 361 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,515 after he wouldn't give up his wallet. 362 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,601 The police chief congratulated the 20 investigators 363 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,729 who worked around the clock to solve this crime. 364 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:13,148 We're doing the best we can, Mr. Vega. 365 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:16,235 - That's not good enough. - I'm afraid it is. 366 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:19,613 Yeah, I guess it would be if Klondike was a different shade. 367 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,199 You'd already probably caught the bastards. 368 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,703 - You inferring I'm a racist, Mr. Vega? - Yeah, I am. 369 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,539 In case you haven't noticed, I'm Indian. 370 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,500 You're a wolf in sheep's clothing. You're just part of the system, man. 371 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,795 Look, Vega, I understand Mr. Washington was a friend of yours, 372 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,464 but you can't let your emotions get in the way ofwhat we're trying to do here. 373 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:39,341 Let us do ourjob, OK? 374 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:41,760 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to get back to. 375 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,655 (MEN CHATTERING) 376 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,450 MAN: Ahh! 377 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,412 MAN: Double or nothing, double or nothing. 378 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,080 Ready? 379 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,124 - (MEN EXCLAIM) - Get it! Get some! 380 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,169 Best out of five, best out of five. 381 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,796 - Come on. - (MEN LAUGHING) 382 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,592 (DOWN-TEMPO HIP-HOP) 383 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,622 (GRUNTING) 384 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,695 It's from an M9 Beretta. 385 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:51,783 Probably from a 15-round staggered magazine. 386 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:55,621 - Sell any of those lately? - No, man. 387 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,917 This is government-issued Armed Forces shit. 388 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,002 I rarely see this stuff. 389 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,172 Any other store around here that does? 390 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:08,467 I'm pretty much the only game in town, you know? 391 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,844 I'd like to keep it that way. 392 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,348 Nice piece ofjewelry. 393 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:19,686 If you're interested in selling that... 394 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,813 ...I'd give you $50 for it. 395 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,944 - That your daughter? - No. 396 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,073 I was gonna say it kind of looks like this girl who goes to our church. 397 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,202 - You know her? - She's friendly with the wife. 398 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:41,333 - You think this is hers? - Eh, probably her husband's. 399 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:46,254 He's a... He's a black guy. Good-looking fella. 400 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,882 You know where I could find him? 401 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:53,220 Well, they just live a few blocks over there on Seventh. 402 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:56,682 There's a yellow pick-up on the front lawn there. 403 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,267 - Can't miss it. - Thanks, partner. 404 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:02,646 Hey, man. 405 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,400 Be careful. There's a lot of fucking idiots out there. 406 00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:21,873 - (KNOCKING) - Yes, can I help you? 407 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,125 Is your husband available? 408 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,086 - And who are you? - Uh, I'm a friend of his. 409 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,673 He left this over at my place a couple days ago. 410 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,928 You know what? 411 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:39,766 You go tell that son of a B-I-T-C-H that he's got three kids and a wife 412 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,144 wondering when the hell he's coming home. 413 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:45,647 I don't mean to be nosy, but when's the last time you saw him? 414 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,775 I probably saw Terence over a week ago. 415 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:54,114 My girlfriends tell me they see him playing basketball at 22nd Street Park. 416 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,242 He's got kids crying for his daddy, 417 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,953 - and he's playing basketball. - (CHILD FUSSING) 418 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,331 Yeah, miamor, yeah, I know you're hungry. I'll get you something. 419 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,959 You know what, man? I gotta go, OK? 420 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:11,256 But if you happen to find that C-O-C-K-S-U-C-K-E-R, 421 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,508 tell him to go fuck himself. 422 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,430 (EXHALES) 423 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,668 (MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 424 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:50,670 (UP-TEMPO HIP-HOP) 425 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,965 - Backdoor, backdoor, backdoor! - (MAN GRUNTS) 426 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:55,675 Backdoor, backdoor! Hey! 427 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,387 - Ball, ball, ball! - Take him backdoor. Backdoor, backdoor! 428 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:01,848 - MAN: God damn it. - MAN 2: Damn! 429 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,311 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 430 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,188 Why don't you ask your mama? 431 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,357 He probably cock slammed her this morning. 432 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,776 - (ALL LAUGHING) - MAN: Damn! 433 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,987 - Hey, give me the ball, bitch. - I'm gonna ask you one more time. 434 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,697 Anybody know where I can find Terence? 435 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:20,450 Who the fuck do you think you are, you old motherfucker? 436 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,410 Either give me the ball or I'm gonna kill your ass. 437 00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,037 You know, I don't hear too good. 438 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,540 I messed up my hearing at a Santana concert in '74. 439 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,458 Step in here so I can hear you. I can't... 440 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,628 You believe this crazy son of a bitch? 441 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,047 - (CLANGS) - MEN: Ooh... 442 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,758 (GRUNTING) 443 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,849 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 444 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:48,478 OK, whoa, wait a minute, man. Calm down, all right? He ain't here, man. 445 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,688 - Where is he? - I don't know. 446 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:52,566 He private with his shit. He run with some boys across town, that's it. 447 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:53,692 Where across town? 448 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,735 Ask for Renaldo, 85th Street Apartments. 449 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,863 He knows where Terence is. 450 00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:01,908 Thank you, fellas. Appreciate your cooperation. All of you. 451 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,871 - (MEN GROANING) - Shit. 452 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,414 That was luck. 453 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,086 (SCREAMING) 454 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:57,547 (GRUNTING) 455 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,636 Oh, Father, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a priest! 456 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,180 You picked the wrong apartment to rob, asshole! 457 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:07,641 Wait, wait, stop, stop! 458 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,684 - I don't wanna rob anybody. - (GRUNTING) 459 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:14,731 - Where's Renaldo? - (CHOKING) I can't breathe! 460 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,150 I have no idea. I have no idea where he is. 461 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,361 Jesus! Look, he's my roommate, he's never here. 462 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:21,071 What, are you trying to fucking kill me? 463 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,824 - What kind of priest are you? - I'm not a priest, you idiot. 464 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,410 I'm playing one at the Jewish community center musical. 465 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,871 And thanks to you, I'm gonna be late for my fucking rehearsal. (GASPS) 466 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,540 OK, then. Where's Renaldo? 467 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:35,126 All right! All right! All right! 468 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:37,170 He hangs out at the Velvet Scorpion. 469 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,673 He's there every morning. I swear, he's gonna be there tomorrow. 470 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,759 You know, man, you make a terrible priest. 471 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:54,646 I have on my staff 1 1 aides, 472 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,858 all ofwhom perform their tasks in glorious concert. 473 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:01,111 There's not a moment of my day 474 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,657 where I don't feel completely secure about my political future. 475 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,035 And then there's you, Panther... 476 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:15,792 ...who is single-handedly trying to destroy what took me 33 years to build. 477 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,712 Oh, come on, Mayor. There's nothing being destroyed. 478 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:23,216 This ain't no WikiLeaks. It's like a leak in your mama's sink. 479 00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:25,593 You know, we'll plumb the shit up. 480 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,597 That supposed to make me feel better? 481 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,686 I'm running for reelection in 90 days 482 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,732 and I've got accessible confidential information of mine 483 00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:40,025 out there on the streets? 484 00:38:40,192 --> 00:38:42,861 I can assure you, there's no problem. 485 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,739 - Shit, I own the streets. - There's a problem, asshole. 486 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:49,242 There's a fucking problem, 'cause your bros fucked up. 487 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,705 How do you take a guy out before you get my drives back first? 488 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,584 There was some internal incompetent shit on our part. 489 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:00,587 But I can assure you we're all tee'd up. It won't happen again. 490 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,006 No, it won't happen again because if it does, 491 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,467 your services are terminated. 492 00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:09,012 That's just the beginning ofwhat we're gonna start terminating around here. 493 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,184 And now we got this freaking geriatric going around, 494 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,228 - kicking everybody's fucking asses. - Bad Ass. 495 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,690 - Excuse me? - Bad Ass. 496 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,192 That's what they're calling him. 497 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,278 Who gives a fuck what they're calling him? 498 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:31,910 - He's a pain in my fucking ass. - There's nothing to worry about. 499 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:37,165 He's just an old motherfucker looking for some revenge. We got him dialed in. 500 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,459 I don't wanna have to worry about this shit anymore 501 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,461 because let me tell you something, 502 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,923 there's hundreds of bottom-drain feeders out there would love to be on my payroll 503 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,884 doing the freaking job you're supposed to be doing. 504 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,054 You clean your shit up, Panther. 505 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,307 And I mean now. 506 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:58,728 We're done here. 507 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,026 And enough with the long text messages. 508 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:10,365 And what's up with those fucking happy faces? I hate that shit. 509 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,217 Here, dear, let me give you a hand with that. 510 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:34,597 - Oh... (STAMMERS) Very sweet of you. - OK. 511 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,099 Are those your keys? Give me your keys. 512 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,517 - Thank you. - You want that in the trunk? 513 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,935 - Yes. - OK. 514 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,061 (MEN SHOUTING) 515 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,397 - Bad Ass! Hey! - Bad Ass! 516 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,192 What's up, homies? How you doing? 517 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,361 - (GUNFIRE) - Down! 518 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,367 You messed with the wrong white boys, you fuck! 519 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:56,119 (TIRES SCREECHING) 520 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:59,789 - Yeah! Shended that asshole! - MAN: Yeah! 521 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,876 - Woo! - Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 522 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:05,753 - Are you OK? - Oh, wonderful. 523 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:09,841 I haven't had a man handle me like that in 45 years. 524 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,551 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV) 525 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,678 MAN ON TV: Yo, yo, yo, I got the TV! 526 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:18,433 That's some good chicken. You want a piece? 527 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,231 (EXHALES) 528 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:29,736 You're all I got now, boy. It's just me and you now, fella. 529 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:32,363 Just me and you. 530 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,409 - What's up, bitch? - (LAUGHING) 531 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:37,911 If it's not my favorite black midget. 532 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:41,080 Tell me something. How hard was it living in a world without phones? 533 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:43,124 We had Western Union. 534 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,169 How hard was it when your career tanked after Diff'rent Strokes? 535 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,463 - What you talkin' about? - Willis. 536 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,673 - What? - From the show. 537 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,592 - "What you talkin' about, Willis?" - (WOMAN SHOUTING) 538 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,845 I'm so goddamned tired of carrying the burden of this family. 539 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,431 - And all you do is complain! - Well, you're the lazy motherfucker 540 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,558 who can't keep... What, you're gonna hit me out here? 541 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,227 - MAN: How's your nose? - WOMAN: Go! You need to leave. 542 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,604 - Why don't you keep a fucking job?! - (CAR DOOR SLAMMING) 543 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:05,605 (ENGINE STARTS) 544 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,357 And you better not come back here, either. 545 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,068 I live here. I own the house, bitch! 546 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,946 Mama. 547 00:42:13,113 --> 00:42:14,531 You're leaking. 548 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,450 Are you OK? 549 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,997 - Yeah, I'm fine. I'm OK. - No, you're not. 550 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,377 - Yeah, I think I am. Thank you. - Actually, you're not. 551 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,421 I got a first aid kit inside. Let's get you cleaned up. 552 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,090 You don't want him to see you like that. 553 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:39,222 OK, here, now you gotta keep this on at least 20 minutes. 554 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,975 WOMAN: OK, so what, now you're a doctor? 555 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,685 No, my mom was a nurse. 556 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:45,895 She taught me how to take care of the small stuff. 557 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:50,191 I filled in for a medic in Vietnam when he got his arm blown off. 558 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,488 Do you want something to eat or drink? 559 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,116 No, no. Actually, I'm good. 560 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:01,286 You know, I got a couple of Hungry-Man dinners in there that are delicious. 561 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:03,788 (CHUCKLES) Wow, that's real sweet, Frank, 562 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:07,542 but we actually ate dinner already, so, we're good. 563 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:11,838 I mean, they're no Julia Child, but they're really good. 564 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,091 Wow. Look at you. What do you know about Julia Child? 565 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:19,804 I love the Food Channel, but I can't cook worth spit. 566 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:24,350 I can cook pretty good. Maybe one day I'll make you something to eat. 567 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,187 I'd love that. 568 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,276 Oh, you know what? I got something. 569 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,285 Here. These are the bomb. 570 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,872 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Ice cream is my enemy. 571 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,333 No, no, these are low fat. Not that you need it. 572 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:49,709 Did you say "the bomb"? 573 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:53,212 What, you living in the '90s, fool? 574 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,673 Martin. Stop being rude. 575 00:43:57,676 --> 00:44:01,971 Damn, that's good. Is this the good shit they gave you during the last supper? 576 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,139 Boy! 577 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,143 Damn, Mama, you still got skills. 578 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,062 I sure do, and you better not forget it. 579 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,147 (HIP-HOP) 580 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:35,505 - (LATIN MUSIC PLAYS) - (MEN CHATTERING) 581 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:41,177 Excuse me. Could any of you gentlemen tell me where I could find Renaldo? 582 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,762 I know what you must be thinking, man. 583 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,972 "Who is this guy, coming in here demanding shit?" 584 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:48,184 It's just important. I gotta find Renaldo. 585 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:56,317 - So you're that Bad Ass dude. - No, not really. 586 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:59,445 Let's see what type of bad ass you are. 587 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,114 (GRUNTING) 588 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:03,991 - It don't have to be this way. - Oh, yeah, it does. 589 00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,535 (COUGHING) 590 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,495 MAN: Get out of the way! 591 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:11,457 - (GRUNTS) - (YELLS) 592 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:23,511 All right, amigo, calm down! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 593 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:27,724 Renaldo, he's upstairs. Just stop fucking up my bar. 594 00:45:34,189 --> 00:45:35,606 (EXHALES) 595 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:40,194 Thanks for the help. I appreciate that. 596 00:45:40,362 --> 00:45:43,740 (FAINT DANCE MUSIC) 597 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,082 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 598 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,292 Yo, what the fuck, man? 599 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:57,044 I just need to ask you some questions about your friend Terence. 600 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:01,007 - I don't think you're gonna have time. - (WOMEN WHIMPERING) 601 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,221 - Where the fuck is Terence? - (WOMAN SCREAMS) 602 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,100 - What the fuck, man?! - The problem, Renaldo, 603 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,436 is that I have a bad case of bursitis. 604 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,897 - Cocksucker! - What's bursitis, you ask? 605 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:18,858 It's an inflammation of the joints that doesn't allow me 606 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,861 - to hold onto anything too long. - Fuck you, man! 607 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,279 - (GRUNTS IN PAIN) - (SCREAMS) 608 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,656 - Holy shit! - See? That was my good hand. 609 00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:27,074 OK, OK, OK, OK! 610 00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:29,243 Terence hangs out with this bitch named Tatiana 611 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,245 down at the massage parlor on 10th Street, all right? 612 00:46:31,413 --> 00:46:33,664 That's all the fuck I know! Now help me up! 613 00:46:33,832 --> 00:46:35,875 Yeah, that wasn't hard, was it? 614 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,753 You asshole! Don't fuckin' leave me out here! 615 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,214 - RENALDO: Come on! - Sorry for the interruption, ladies. 616 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:45,718 Oh. Tell Renaldo to put this on my tab. 617 00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,232 Hey. 618 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,402 Are you stalking me or something? 619 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,571 What, a friend can't stop by and say hello? 620 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:08,032 Come on, ride shotgun with me. 621 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,617 You're not gonna hit on me again, are you? 622 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:11,786 Jesus Christ, get in the car. 623 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:15,998 (ENGINE STARTS) 624 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,383 So, what've you been up to? 625 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,093 Ah, same old, you know. 626 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,804 Really? That's not what I've been hearing. 627 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,974 Don't know what you're talking about. 628 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:37,228 They say you've been leaving a bloody trail all across the city. 629 00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,938 Doesn't sound familiar to me. 630 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:43,609 Frank, the police chiefwas this close to issuing a warrant for your arrest. 631 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:47,196 - I had to talk him off the ledge. - Arrest? Arrest me for what? 632 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,490 - For doing his job? - OK, see, that's the thing, Frank. 633 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,618 You're not supposed to do theirjob. You're supposed to stay the fuck away. 634 00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:54,120 You know what? Pull over. 635 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,414 - What? - Pull the fuck over. 636 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:05,590 You know, I know you're trying to do the best for me, 637 00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:09,302 but I can't stand around and watch a bunch of assholes do nothing 638 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:10,803 - about my best friend being killed. - (SIGHS) 639 00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:13,097 Frank, you're getting in over your head here, all right? 640 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:15,474 You're to the point now where even I can't help you. 641 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,977 I don't want your help. 642 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:33,659 - You've got something of ours! - (GASPING) What?! 643 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:36,996 The flash drive, asshole. Your boy took it from us. 644 00:48:37,539 --> 00:48:39,040 What the fuck's a flash drive? 645 00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:42,126 It's an inch-long storage device that uses solid-state memory 646 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:47,465 to store persistent data from your computer. Where is it? 647 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:49,592 Oh, that. (GASPING) 648 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,637 That's in... your ass. 649 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,388 What the fuck?! 650 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,223 (GRUNTING) 651 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:00,853 Motherfucker. 652 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,565 (GRUNTS) 653 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,944 Next time call before you drop by. 654 00:49:11,573 --> 00:49:12,740 What's up, cracker? 655 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,201 Hey, kid, do you know anything about flash drives? 656 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,543 Crestview? That's our hood. 657 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,343 FRANK: City permits? 658 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,887 "Panther"? 659 00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,892 What the hell was Klondike involved in? 660 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,204 I'd like to set up a massage with Tatiana. 661 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,622 OK, right. 662 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:05,835 I want you to know this is my first massage ever. 663 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,838 A virgin? I'm honored. 664 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:12,133 Wow. You've got great hands. 665 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,303 - So do we know each other? - Excuse me? 666 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:19,807 - You asked for me. You must know me. - I'm kind of looking for someone. 667 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,768 - Who? - Terence. 668 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,271 We broke up. 669 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,275 You know where I could get a hold of him? 670 00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,360 Nope. 671 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:37,366 I... I just realized I'm double booked. 672 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,827 Diane will be here in a few minutes to finish you off. 673 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,748 (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) 674 00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:42,431 (UNLOCKS GATE) 675 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:27,726 - (GUN COCKING) - MAN: Lost your keys? 676 00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:33,232 Uh... I'm visiting my girlfriend. 677 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,860 - Do you mind killing that? - Tatiana's your girl? 678 00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:38,195 - Yeah, yeah. For about six months. - Really? 679 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,447 'Cause it kind of looked like you were trying to break in there. 680 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:43,117 Trying to surprise her. It's her birthday. 681 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:46,787 Romantic. You mind stepping up a little closer? 682 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:48,330 I wanna see who it is I'm shooting. 683 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,835 Hey... 684 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,254 ...aren't you that Bad Ass dude? 685 00:52:56,464 --> 00:53:00,593 (CHUCKLES) Holy shit. I'm a huge fan. 686 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,304 The way you kicked the shit out of those a-holes, ah, 687 00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:05,389 that was priceless, man. 688 00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:08,184 You're a tough son of a bitch. Good for you. 689 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,853 I appreciate that. I'm gonna head on inside. 690 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:14,607 Cool. You keep on kicking ass, my friend. 691 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,109 The world needs people like you. 692 00:53:17,277 --> 00:53:18,736 All right. 693 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,362 Uh... 694 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,282 You know Tatiana keeps the back door open, right? 695 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,454 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Thanks. 696 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:49,808 (MUFFLED GRUNTS, MOANS) 697 00:53:58,193 --> 00:54:01,862 - (MOANING GROWS LOUDER) - TATIANA: Oh, Terence... 698 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,364 MAN: That's what I'm saying. Come on! 699 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,494 - (MOANING) - What's this? Make-up sex? 700 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:10,788 - Oh, shit! - (SHRIEKS) 701 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,625 - (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMS) 702 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,127 (YELLS) 703 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:22,341 Fuck! 704 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:25,219 You killed my best friend, Klondike Washington. 705 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,137 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 706 00:54:27,305 --> 00:54:30,683 - (GRUNTS) Fuck you. - OK. 707 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,022 What the fuck you think you're doing, asshole? 708 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,566 - (DISPOSAL WHIRRING) - This might sting a little. 709 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:43,237 - No! No... - (CRUNCHING) 710 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:44,863 (SCREAMING) 711 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,451 Stop! Stop! 712 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,537 I didn't kill your friend, man! 713 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,623 - Who did? - (PANTING) 714 00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,792 It was Sebastian! 715 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,836 We were just doing what we were fucking told! 716 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,171 - By who? - I can't say! 717 00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:05,301 - Are you sure? - (GASPING) I can't say! 718 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:06,885 I respect that. 719 00:55:07,053 --> 00:55:09,221 - (CRUNCHING) - (SCREAMING) 720 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,935 It was Panther! It was Panther! 721 00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:18,314 (MOANING) 722 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,150 - Where is he? - (PANTING, GASPING) 723 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,693 I don't know! 724 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,529 That's too bad, because we're really fucking up this kitchen. 725 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:29,616 (SOBBING) No! OK! OK, OK. 726 00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:32,036 He and Sebastian... 727 00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:34,079 ...they'll be at the Bergamont Loft. 728 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:36,707 - He'll be where? - The Bergamont Loft! 729 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:41,503 - Fucking tomorrow night, man! - (WHIRRING STOPS) 730 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,173 (SOBBING, PANTING) 731 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,675 I wanna thank you for giving me a hand. 732 00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:49,762 By the way, 733 00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:53,223 your wife's got a message for you. She said, "Go fuck yourself!" 734 00:55:53,391 --> 00:55:55,017 I hope you're a righty. 735 00:55:56,644 --> 00:55:58,562 (SOBBING) 736 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,786 - Thanks, Ronnie. - You got it, Frank. 737 00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,931 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 738 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:41,814 (ARGUING, SHOUTING CONTINUES) 739 00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:45,401 WOMAN: Get off of me! 740 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,902 Do what I fucking tell you to do, bitch. 741 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,364 You know what? Fuck you, OK? I'm done. Get the fuck out of my... 742 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:54,159 - Show me some fucking respect. - Fuck you! 743 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:55,327 - Fuck me? - Yeah. 744 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,413 I wouldn't if I were you. 745 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:04,336 What the fuck you doing in my house? 746 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,381 Look, I don't want to get into it with you. Just leave her alone. 747 00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:08,632 What did you...? 748 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,719 Are you fucking this old man? 749 00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:15,931 Get the fuck... (GRUNTS) 750 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:17,683 - (STRAINING) - (CRACKING) 751 00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:19,184 Ah! OK! 752 00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,395 You don't deserve this family. 753 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,188 - You don't deserve any family. - OK. 754 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:26,650 Either you straighten your shit up, or get the fuck out of here. 755 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:29,278 (GROANS) OK! OK! 756 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,328 You want that bitch? 757 00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:40,247 You can fucking have her. 758 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,254 You all right? 759 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:49,256 Thank you. 760 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,050 It's gonna be OK. 761 00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:54,720 - It's all gonna be OK. - (SNIFFLES) 762 00:57:54,888 --> 00:57:57,222 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 763 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:58,515 (TIRES SCREECH) 764 00:57:58,683 --> 00:57:59,683 Where's Martin? 765 00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:02,186 He spent the night over at his friend's house. 766 00:58:03,104 --> 00:58:08,901 Are you gonna be OK? 767 00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:12,654 - I mean, you look exhausted. - I didn't get any sleep. 768 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:15,699 A little tired. Low on blood sugar, I think. 769 00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:19,369 Why don't you go and take a nap, and when you wake up, 770 00:58:19,537 --> 00:58:21,455 maybe I can make you something nice to eat. 771 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,667 Best offer I've had in 20 years. 772 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,422 (LATIN MUSIC PLAYS) 773 00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:22,391 (CHUCKLES) 774 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,352 Wow. 775 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,482 - I clean up good, don't I? - (STAMMERS) 776 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:31,984 And you brought me flowers. 777 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,652 Thank you. 778 00:59:34,612 --> 00:59:37,155 That is the perfect color on you, Frank. 779 00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:39,366 You know, it's my passion. 780 00:59:39,534 --> 00:59:42,744 Whenever I garden, I always feel like I'm at peace. 781 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,038 It's really where I feel the happiest. 782 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:48,417 You kind of remind me of my mom. She practically lived in the garden. 783 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,670 She always kept like, a beautiful bush. 784 00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,714 Wait, I'm sorry, that didn't come out right. 785 00:59:53,881 --> 00:59:55,549 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 786 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:59,094 No, no, no. Hey, hygiene is very important. 787 01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:01,471 That's for sure. 788 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:08,437 Can I keep these? 789 01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:11,398 Of course. 790 01:00:12,191 --> 01:00:15,694 I know it sounds kind of corny, but I'm a big fan of mementos. 791 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,195 Now... 792 01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:23,201 ...every time I look at this, I'll think of this moment. Kind of corny, isn't it? 793 01:00:23,369 --> 01:00:26,163 Well, no, actually I think it's kind of sweet. 794 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:34,004 Wow, a home cooked meal. This is delicious. 795 01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,341 This rates up there with Mom's. (CHUCKLES) 796 01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:38,884 Thank you so much. 797 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,135 No, thank you. 798 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,720 I can't tell you how nice it is 799 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:44,389 to actually cook for someone who appreciates it. 800 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,853 Why did you marry him? 801 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,899 Wait, that's none of my business. I'm sorry. 802 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,151 - Forget... - No, look, it's fine. 803 01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,320 Hey, I'm a big girl, right? 804 01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:01,448 You know, he was different back then. 805 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:04,951 And it was fun and it was exciting and... 806 01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:10,082 ...I got pregnant with Martin and then we just decided to get married. 807 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:17,422 To Martin. 808 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:26,556 (LAUGHING) No, I just thought you were this crazy, hulking angry man 809 01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:29,184 who went around town beating up people. 810 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,978 Well, I have done some things I'm not proud of. 811 01:01:32,146 --> 01:01:36,566 No, what I mean is that I would've never known that underneath 812 01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:42,698 is this sweet and kind and gentle man with a heart of gold. 813 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:45,951 Well, now you're making me sound like some kind of nice guy or something. 814 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:47,744 You are. 815 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,083 MARTIN: What's up, shorties? 816 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,293 - Hey. - Hi. 817 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:58,088 Kevin's grounded so his mama sent me home early. 818 01:01:58,256 --> 01:01:59,840 Oh, shit! Pie! 819 01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:03,885 Scoot over! Whatcha...? (MUMBLING) Move. 820 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,721 - OK. - (CHUCKLING) 821 01:02:09,016 --> 01:02:13,353 Oh, I get it. It's like a party line with computers. 822 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,355 What the hell's a party line? 823 01:02:16,315 --> 01:02:19,276 It's where a group of people can call in all at the same time 824 01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:20,986 and talk to each other. 825 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:23,989 It's kind of amazing. Where have you been, kid? 826 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,408 Man, that's called a conference call. What's wrong with you? 827 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:30,704 I think you're the only human being on the planet that's not on Facebook. 828 01:02:31,622 --> 01:02:33,415 I hooked you up with an email address, 829 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,042 so if anyone offers a friend request, it'll come straight to your mailbox. 830 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:39,337 Do you mean like people can call up and ask to be my friend? 831 01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:41,840 Maybe. Especially if you get yourself some new clothes. 832 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,092 You look like a goodwill ambassador for Goodwill. 833 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:46,887 Are you kidding? These clothes are fresh. 834 01:02:47,054 --> 01:02:50,390 I got a very distinctive style that spans many generations. 835 01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:53,477 Yeah, that's another way of saying you got hand-me-downs, bitch. 836 01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:55,645 That shit you got on look like it came from your dad 837 01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:57,606 when he fought in the Civil War. 838 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,191 So... 839 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,363 ...how long you think I'm gonna be living here without a door? 840 01:03:06,365 --> 01:03:09,367 Well, I gotta get some brand-new hinges and I'll fix it in the morning, 841 01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,161 but in the meantime, you stay at my house. 842 01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:15,749 - No, Frank, we can't do that. - Oh, yeah, you can. 843 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:19,419 You bet your ass I ain't sleeping in a house without a door. 844 01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:21,546 What the...? I can't believe this shit. 845 01:03:21,714 --> 01:03:25,884 You already have 50 friend requests... and the shitjust keeps going. 846 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:29,012 Guess I won't be needing those new threads, huh? (CHUCKLES) 847 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,068 - Jesus, Frank. - Thought I'd find you here. 848 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,612 - What is this? - Open it up. 849 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:48,740 - It's called a flash drive. - Yeah, I know what it's called. 850 01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:51,326 - What's on it? - Some pretty classified stuff. 851 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:54,287 So classified they killed Klondike for it. 852 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:57,165 Why don't you and I go get a cup of coffee? 853 01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,918 - I got some stuff I gotta take care of. - Frank, what's going on? 854 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:03,547 - Nothing I can't handle. - Look, you've already done enough. 855 01:04:03,714 --> 01:04:06,842 - Let us handle it from here. - Don't let nobody see that. 856 01:04:07,426 --> 01:04:10,262 And if anything should happen to me, take care of Baxter. 857 01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:14,099 Frank. 858 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:27,696 (ORGAN PLAYING) 859 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,500 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 860 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:46,089 Uh, I haven't been to confession since my daddy died, so... 861 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,592 - ...cut me a little slack. - (CHUCKLES) 862 01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,888 Go ahead. Tell me your sins, my son. 863 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:58,310 I haven't lived the greatest life. 864 01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:02,230 There's, uh, plenty that I'm not proud of. 865 01:05:03,524 --> 01:05:07,110 But I'm about to do something tonight... 866 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:11,531 ...that will not sit right in the eyes of the Heavenly Father. 867 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:15,660 What is it, my son? 868 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:23,543 I'm seeking revenge in the name of my brother. 869 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:26,087 (DOWN-TEMPO HIP-HOP) 870 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,496 Looking for somebody, OG? 871 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,331 I'm looking for Panther. 872 01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:02,582 He's unavailable. 873 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,417 Tell him Frank Vega wants to see him. 874 01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,212 PANTHER: Frank Vega, 875 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,966 aka Bad Ass. 876 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,135 The one who sliced off my man's hand 877 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:17,472 by using a garbage disposal? 878 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,774 I've been waiting for you, ese. 879 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,734 (CHUCKLES) 880 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:35,615 You're very popular these days, Mr. Vega. 881 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:40,370 It's very impressive. 882 01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:46,876 But it looks like you've bitten off a little bit more than you can chew. 883 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,755 You murdered my best friend. 884 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:54,509 Oh, you make it sound like I was at fault here. 885 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,637 Your boy stole from me. 886 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:03,435 I repay for loyalty and I dispose for disloyalty. 887 01:07:03,602 --> 01:07:08,106 Now, I think you have something of mine. 888 01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:11,276 Hand over the drive. 889 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,528 The what? 890 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,032 The flash drive, Vega, hand it over. 891 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:18,950 What the fuck's a flash drive? 892 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:22,495 It's an inch-long storage device 893 01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:28,251 that uses solid-state memory to store persistent data from your computer. 894 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:31,504 Oh, flash drive. Where did...? 895 01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:33,631 Oh, yeah, you know, I stuck that up your ass... 896 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,012 - (WATER SPLASHING) - (LAUGHING) 897 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:42,766 Cock-a-doodle-doo! (LAUGHING) 898 01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:45,894 Rise and shine, big fella. 899 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,521 You feeling a little better now? 900 01:07:49,648 --> 01:07:50,648 Oh, oh... 901 01:07:50,816 --> 01:07:55,528 Flashbacks of Ho Chi Minh City, huh, Vega? (LAUGHS) 902 01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:59,824 We wanted you to relive the salad days of your youth. 903 01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,495 Let's give him a taster. 904 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:07,373 (HUMMING) 905 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:10,627 - (ELECTRICITY SIZZLING) - (GRUNTING) 906 01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,672 (LAUGHING) 907 01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:18,093 PANTHER: Oh, man! Oh, it's refreshing! 908 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:22,138 What a nice way to end the day, don't you think? (LAUGHING) 909 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:24,891 Let me explain something to you. 910 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:30,855 That drive has information regarding a deal I have with the city 911 01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:34,317 to bring in a tremendous amount of revenue. 912 01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,444 It's gonna do wonders for this community. 913 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:39,656 I'm bringing in big change over here, my man. 914 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:43,618 You'd be doing a public service to return it. 915 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,538 If you call raising crime to chase people out, 916 01:08:46,705 --> 01:08:51,209 so you can build oil wells in their backyards, a public service, 917 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,086 count me out. 918 01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:00,176 PANTHER: All right. 919 01:09:02,012 --> 01:09:05,890 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 920 01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:11,563 Where... is... 921 01:09:11,730 --> 01:09:14,107 ...the motherfucking drive? 922 01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:17,193 It's in... your asshole. 923 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,032 - (ELECTRICITY SIZZLING) - (SCREAMING) 924 01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:30,665 - (ELECTRICITY STOPS) - (PANTING) 925 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,758 Is that all you've got, bitch? 926 01:09:40,926 --> 01:09:44,095 Damn, you old fucks are hard to crack. 927 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:48,433 Your boy Klondike was the same way. Stubborn motherfuckers. 928 01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:52,854 Well then, let's try turning it up to the maximum level, 929 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:58,985 reserved only for the likes of the African bush elephant 930 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:03,448 and the Siberian moose. Shall we? 931 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:05,992 - (ELECTRICITY SIZZLING) - (SCREAMING) 932 01:10:08,662 --> 01:10:09,704 All right! 933 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,206 (FRANK GASPING) 934 01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:15,084 (PANTING, GRUNTING) OK. OK. 935 01:10:15,252 --> 01:10:17,962 Frank, where's the fucking drive? 936 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:21,549 OK. OK. 937 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:25,970 All right. It's... (EXHALING) 938 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:29,307 It's really up your ass. (PANTING) 939 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,396 I can't do this anymore. 940 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,902 Give me his wallet. 941 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,374 Well, goddamn, bro. 942 01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:56,834 You live right up in the motherfucking hood and shit. 943 01:10:57,002 --> 01:10:59,545 There's nothing there. You're wasting your time. 944 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,969 What was that, Vega? Who do you have over there? 945 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,138 Oh, yeah. 946 01:11:09,306 --> 01:11:12,642 You got some little lady friend over there, Vega? 947 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:17,563 Well, in that case, I'm gonna go over there myself and check it out. 948 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:29,158 You're at the end of an era, big Frank. 949 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:37,542 But I gotta give you respect, man. You're going out like a champ. 950 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,217 Continue on without me. 951 01:12:02,776 --> 01:12:04,068 What the...?! 952 01:12:09,908 --> 01:12:11,034 (GRUNTING) 953 01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:17,957 I was wondering when those two were gonna leave. 954 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,463 (GRUNTS) 955 01:12:27,551 --> 01:12:28,801 (GRUNTING) 956 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,389 (FRANK SCREAMS) 957 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,594 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 958 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:16,474 What's up, buddy? What's going on? 959 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:18,059 Get the fuck out of here! 960 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,144 Hey! 961 01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:23,481 Hey! That's my bus! What are you doing? 962 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:27,110 Hey! Hey, man! That's my bus! 963 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:38,287 Hold it, hold it! (PANTING) 964 01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:41,332 I gotta take your bus. It's a matter of life and death. 965 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,292 You're that Bad Ass dude, right? 966 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:45,378 Yeah, take it. Take it, it's yours, man. 967 01:13:45,546 --> 01:13:48,589 (STAMMERS) You're awesome. I love you, man. 968 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,509 You're the best! Enjoy the bus! 969 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,435 (TIRES SQUEALING) 970 01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:10,069 - (TIRES SCREECH) - (HONKING) 971 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,530 Get out of the fucking way! 972 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:21,539 Oh, shit! 973 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:31,674 There you are, you son of a bitch. 974 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:38,556 Creeping up my ass, huh? 975 01:14:58,368 --> 01:15:00,578 - (HONKING) - Out of my way, bitches! 976 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,956 - (GASPING) - (TIRES SQUEALING) 977 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,794 (IMPACTS CONTINUE ON ROOF) 978 01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:14,592 Sorry! I'm out of change! 979 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:24,060 (TIRES SQUEALING) 980 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,978 Oh, shit! 981 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,576 (BELL CLANGING) 982 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:15,486 I'm here on behalf of my best friend, Klondike Washington. 983 01:16:16,029 --> 01:16:17,655 You killed him. 984 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:19,949 How do you wanna die, motherfucker? 985 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:26,789 Let's do it. 986 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:50,980 (SCREAMING) 987 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,858 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 988 01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,197 - (GASPS) - (TIRES SQUEALING) 989 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:10,625 How do you like that, you cocksucking motherfucker?! 990 01:17:11,918 --> 01:17:13,461 - Oh, sh... - (TIRES SCREECHING) 991 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:14,962 (TRAIN WHISTLING) 992 01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:30,144 - (GROANING) - (DISTANT SIRENS) 993 01:17:38,945 --> 01:17:40,905 (FRANK GASPING) 994 01:17:47,579 --> 01:17:49,538 (GRUNTING, PANTING) 995 01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:52,124 (SIRENS APPROACHING) 996 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,649 (GASPING) 997 01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:19,777 No, see, 'cause... What the fuck? 998 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:22,613 I thought we killed you, fucko. 999 01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:24,657 Son of a bitch, this motherfucker won't die. 1000 01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:27,243 Well, that's about to change about now. 1001 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,370 Come on, give me a break, man. 1002 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,956 You have any idea how you've completely messed up our lives? 1003 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,542 Because of you we're a joke. We got kicked out of the brotherhood. 1004 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:35,710 His girlfriend left him. 1005 01:18:35,877 --> 01:18:38,295 Yeah, and we're getting bullied by anybody over the age of 60. 1006 01:18:38,463 --> 01:18:41,674 All that viral bullshit? That's about to change. 1007 01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,803 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Let's make a little fucking movie of our own. 1008 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,556 - Yeah. - Ready? Action! 1009 01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:51,267 (GRUNTING) 1010 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,729 - (GUNSHOT) - Ow! You got my foot! 1011 01:18:58,108 --> 01:19:00,359 (GROANING) 1012 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:03,070 I can't wait to see what this footage looks like. 1013 01:19:03,613 --> 01:19:05,239 (GROANING) 1014 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:13,372 (WATER RUNNING) 1015 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,512 (HUMMING) 1016 01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:07,760 How the hell did Frank score a sweet piece of ass like you? 1017 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:10,346 Who the fuck are you? 1018 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:11,889 Look, we can make this easy or we can make it hard. 1019 01:20:12,057 --> 01:20:13,516 Tell me where that fucking flash drive is! 1020 01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:15,184 I don't know what you're talking about. 1021 01:20:15,352 --> 01:20:16,811 I don't know anything about a flash drive. 1022 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:19,271 You wanna make it hard? Then I'm gonna cut your fucking head off! 1023 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:25,903 - (FRANK YELLING) - (BOTH GRUNTING) 1024 01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:33,536 (BOTH YELLING) 1025 01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:38,123 Motherfucker, your ass is mine now! 1026 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:40,751 - Are you ready for an ass-whipping? - Come on with it. 1027 01:20:41,711 --> 01:20:44,255 (GRUNTING) 1028 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:47,675 Shit! 1029 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:50,219 Come on! Get your ass up! 1030 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:53,889 Who's the bad ass now, huh, Frank? It's over! 1031 01:20:54,057 --> 01:20:56,976 No, it's over for you, motherfucker! 1032 01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,103 (GRUNTING) 1033 01:21:00,146 --> 01:21:01,230 (SHRIEKS) 1034 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,775 You know, I should have cut your fucking head offwhen I had the goddamn... 1035 01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:07,653 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1036 01:21:19,332 --> 01:21:21,333 (SLOW-MOTION GROAN) 1037 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:28,382 - Whoo! - (PANTHER GRUNTING, PANTING) 1038 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,803 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1039 01:21:33,471 --> 01:21:35,097 That was for Klondike. 1040 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:39,226 - Bitch. - (CROWD APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 1041 01:21:39,394 --> 01:21:41,145 Oh, my God... 1042 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,648 - (GROANING) - (PANTING) 1043 01:21:44,816 --> 01:21:45,900 (SIRENS IN DISTANCE) 1044 01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:48,903 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1045 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:54,158 Wow. I've never had a woman rescue me before. 1046 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,369 Well, I always got my man's back. 1047 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,498 I'm just glad that you're OK. 1048 01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:03,167 I'm all right. 1049 01:22:04,836 --> 01:22:06,754 Oh, Frank, look. 1050 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,173 - You're leaking everywhere. - It's OK. 1051 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:13,886 Let's go get that first aid kit and maybe I'll clean you up this time. 1052 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:20,267 You really fucked him up, huh? 1053 01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:22,937 PANTHER: Somebody... 1054 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:27,816 Somebody send... ambulance. 1055 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,819 Somebody send an ambulance. 1056 01:22:30,987 --> 01:22:34,156 You might remember him as Bad Ass, the bearded hero 1057 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:37,660 who stood up for an elderly gentleman on an SC Transit bus 1058 01:22:37,827 --> 01:22:41,080 and became an overnight Internet sensation. 1059 01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:45,668 Well, Bad Ass, aka Frank Vega, is back in the news, 1060 01:22:45,835 --> 01:22:50,047 as he uncovered one of the city's biggest political corruption scandals 1061 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:54,551 involving Mayor Williams and the most dangerous organized street gang 1062 01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:55,928 - in the country. - (REPORTERS CLAMOR) 1063 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:57,471 WOMAN: Mayor, can we have a statement? 1064 01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,890 I've been targeted by special interest groups who are trying 1065 01:23:00,058 --> 01:23:01,725 to destroy my agenda. 1066 01:23:01,893 --> 01:23:04,853 I assure you that my name will be cleared of all wrongdoing. 1067 01:23:05,021 --> 01:23:08,565 Well then, how do you explain your payroll links to organized crime? 1068 01:23:08,733 --> 01:23:11,694 I can assure you that once all of the facts have seen the light of day, 1069 01:23:11,861 --> 01:23:14,905 I will be cleared of all charges. That's all I have to say. 1070 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:19,743 Because of his heroic efforts, Vega, who is a decorated Vietnam War veteran 1071 01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:25,040 and native of Los Angeles, was made an honorary police officer this morning. 1072 01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:28,585 Congratulations, Frank. It's been a long time coming, my man. 1073 01:23:28,753 --> 01:23:30,921 WOMAN: Vega was appointed head of community outreach 1074 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:34,425 and will begin his new post, effective immediately. 1075 01:23:34,592 --> 01:23:40,097 - Well... I don't know what to say. - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1076 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,267 I've been waiting for this for over 40 years. 1077 01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:47,521 I'm very, very proud. 1078 01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,566 I'd like to thank, uh... 1079 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,653 - ...Officer Malark... - FRANK: So you got a girlfriend, huh? 1080 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:58,115 MARTIN: Yeah, man, I got two. You know how I be. I'm a player. 1081 01:23:58,283 --> 01:24:01,994 - I'm gonna have three next week. - Oh, really? (LAUGHS) 1082 01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:04,872 How'd you get him to open up and talk about all his girlfriends? 1083 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,290 I tortured him. 1084 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,959 Well, why don't you torture him some more? I need more information. 1085 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:11,295 I can't do that. I mean, that's man stuff. 1086 01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:12,629 (ALL CHUCKLE) 1087 01:24:12,797 --> 01:24:14,590 Well, I hope you men are hungry. 1088 01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:16,717 - Starving. (CHUCKLES) - Good. 1089 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,472 You know... 1090 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:25,434 ...I think I actually found the best day of my life. 1091 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,811 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) 1092 01:24:30,356 --> 01:24:32,566 I think it'd be better if you trimmed that damn beard. 1093 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:35,027 - (LAUGHING) - Martin. 1094 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:39,031 - But he does have a point, Frank. - Hey, I just trimmed it. 1095 01:24:39,824 --> 01:24:42,076 - I don't see it. - (LAUGHING) 1096 01:24:42,076 --> 02:30:08,360 facebook.com/sazu48985578

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