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It should come as no surprise
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that the very first grade
I ever received
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was a "super-duper."
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Granted it was for
counting spots on a ladybug,
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but still, I nailed it.
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Even as the difficulty
of assignments grew,
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I maintained the same level
of excellence.
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Good job, Cooper.
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That's just sad, Cooper.
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In every class,
in every subject,
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I was perfect.
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Which is why this day hit me
like a ton of bricks.
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Hey, moonpie.
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Ready to go?
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Look at this.
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95?
That's terrific.
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No. If it was terrific,
it would say 100
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with the word "terrific" next to it.
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Don't sweat it,
you'll get 100 next time.
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But I should have gotten it this time.
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Dr. Sturgis made a mistake.
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And we're sweatin' it.
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Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've
made an error grading my test.
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Let me see.
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No, you didn't calculate
using Maxwell's equations.
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Maxwell's equation
my sweet patootie!
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You like Willie Nelson?
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That would require
knowing the permeability
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of free space and natural units.
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I suppose...
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I like Willie Nelson.
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...an electric field,
but that would still require...
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Morning, Peg.
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I need to run Sunday's bulletin
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by Pastor Jeff. Is he in?
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Yep.
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Is he coming down with somethin'?
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Yep.
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Oh, my, are you sick, too?
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Never better.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Mary, come on in.
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I-I'm fine here.
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Um, I have Sunday's bulletin
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for your approval.
And I wanted to ask about
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ordering the palms for Palm Sunday.
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I know it's early, but as
you remember last year,
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we waited too long and
First United Methodist
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snatched up all the perky ones.
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Ooh.
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Should you be here right now?
You look terrible.
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I feel terrible.
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Well, then go home,
let your wife take care of you.
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You'd think she'd do that, but no.
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Ooh. Well, you should
at least go see a doctor.
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I can't. The Walker couple
is coming in for counseling.
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If you rescheduled,
I'm sure they'd understand.
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Hey, what if you did it?
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Marriage counseling?
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Don't you need some sort
of training for that?
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Nah, you just listen, uh,
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give 'em a couple prayers,
send 'em on their way.
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Okay, if you really want me to.
I do.
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In fact, for the rest of the day,
you're in charge.
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All right?
The bulletins, the palms, it's all you.
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Well, all right, um,
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but only if you promise to
go home and get some rest.
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Sure. Home, movie theater,
food court, somewhere.
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Today we're gonna work on
interior angles
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of a convex polygon.
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Georgie, where's your brother?
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I don't know,
do you really want him here?
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Convex polygons are polygons...
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Sheldon, why aren't you
in second period?
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I'm working on this math problem.
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I think you might be the
first person in history
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who's ever cut class to do math.
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The irony wasn't lost on me.
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Oh, hey, 95. Good job.
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Really?
I'm here every day
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and it's like you don't know me at all.
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Oh, okay. Um...
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aw, 95, too bad.
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There we go.
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Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?
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Not really, just a couple of newlyweds
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trying to figure it out.
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Well, marriage is hard.
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I'll never know.Oh...
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don't think that way.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.
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Oh, no, that's not the problem.
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I just don't want to waste this
on just one guy.
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Sorry we're late.
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Someone couldn't decide on a hat.
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Sorry. Oh, that's all right.
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.
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Oh, what happened to Pastor Jeff?
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He's out sick and asked me
to fill in.
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Oh, okay. But don't worry,
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you're in good hands.
I've been married for 15 years
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and whatever you're going through,
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I'm sure I've been through it
several times.
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Francine?
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I dig your hat.
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So when we first started dating,
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he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake...
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You know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.
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Oh, gingham, sweetie, it's called gingham.
Yeah.
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And after you got married,
all the picnics and wooing ended?
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No, no, not at all. No.
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In fact, Elliot's more dotin'
than ever.
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He knows that tulips
are my favorite,
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so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet
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on my nightstand.
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I own the flower shop
across from the post office.
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Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.
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I'm confused, what's the issue?
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Well, um, we're having trouble
in the, you know...
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The bedroom.
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Oh.
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Sheldon, what are you
doing here?
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They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.
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Who are you calling?
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Dr. Sturgis...
It's a math emergency.
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Don't you think
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you should've asked
my permission first?
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It's ringing.
Yes or no?
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You know what?
I don't care.
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Hello?
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Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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Is that so?
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It is so.
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All right, little man, bring it on.
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Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.
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Well, when I'm done,
you're going to be all tears.
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Okay, fellas,
let's keep it civil.
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You claim that the only way to
calculate the magnetic field
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in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,
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but you're completely
discrediting energy density.
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But you're still off.
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By a factor of 3.54.
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Which would seem insignificant,
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but when examined closely,
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you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.
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Your point being?
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Rationalized and non-rationalized units
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differ by four times pi...
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Anyone with a basic knowledge
of electric
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and magnetic fields
would know that.
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I'm lost.
Are we still being civil?
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It's all right, Connie.
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Sheldon's trying to justify
his shortcut.
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Not a shortcut,
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a more elegant and efficient method
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to achieve the correct answer.
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Well, I applaud the effort,
young man.
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Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.
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Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
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How could you say that?!
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What are you doing?
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Treating him like a colleague.
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Do you and your colleagues
make each other
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run out of the room crying like that?
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Sometimes.
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But we run slower,
'cause we're old.
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And then he said,
"For the rest of the day,
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- you're in charge."
- Mm.
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Those were his exact words.
Can you believe it?
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"You're in charge."
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- Well, that's great.
- And thanks to me,
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this year United Methodist
is gonna get stuck
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with all the limp palms.
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Well, I don't know what
that means, but good for you.
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I even did some
marriage counseling
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for a couple of young newlyweds.
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Ooh, what kind of trouble
they having?
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Oh, it's all confidential;
I really can't say.
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Well, I don't need specifics,
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just, you know, general terms.
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They're having sexual problems.
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Really?
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Newlyweds?
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But we all prayed on it
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and then the answer came
clear as a bell.
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Yeah?
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The husband is under
a lot of stress at work
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and it's diminishing
his natural desires.
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Huh. What kind of work
does he do
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he's got so much stress?
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He owns that flower shop
across from the post office.
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Flower shop. Huh.
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You've seen it.
It's called The Pretty Petunia.
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Huh.
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So, Sheldon,
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you and Dr. Sturgis figure out
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your math emergency?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Me neither.
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That's probably for me.
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I'm really getting popular.
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What's a math emergency?
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That's when things don't add up.
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Hello?
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Oh, come on, guys,
that was a good one.
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Mom, it's Pastor Jeff!
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Mm, excuse me.
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To answer your question, Georgie,
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it's when a scientist
is too immature
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to admit when he's wrong.
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Maybe you're too immature.
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Gentlemen, please.
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I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience
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accuses me of not knowing
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what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.
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What's a hackle?
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Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right
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instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.
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That's very hurtful!
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Well, how 'bout that?
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They do run slower.
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Good news! I get to go
visit a shut-in.
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What the hell is going on today?
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It's open.
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What's up, Schultz?
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Are you asking me?
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Haven't you learned that I know
nothing, I see nothing...
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Hello? Mr. Gilford?
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Who are you?
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper
from the church.
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Pastor Jeff is out sick,
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so he asked me
to bring over your dinner.
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Steak fingers?
With extra gravy.
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Where's my Mr. Pibb?
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Oh, right here.
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You want me to open it for you?
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I've got hands.
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Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.
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I'm old, I'm alone,
I'm gonna die soon.
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There, we've chatted.
Okay.
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If you're not in the mood
for conversation,
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maybe there's something else
I could do for you.
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Haven't had a sponge bath in a while.
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Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath?
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Sure does.
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Mr. Gilford.
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No...
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Lights out?
In a minute.
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I may not understand
exactly what's going on
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with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.
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What if they're wrong?
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Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,
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but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.
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I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.
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Okay.
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Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?
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00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:41,224
Yes.
260
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:52,084
Here, let me get that.
261
00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:54,826
And, uh, while I'm cleaning up,
262
00:11:54,869 --> 00:11:57,437
I could also tackle
some of, um...
263
00:11:57,481 --> 00:12:00,353
Don't touch anything!
I like it the way it is.
264
00:12:00,397 --> 00:12:03,400
Could I at least open a window,
get you some fresh air?
265
00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:07,142
It's not necessary.
I've got some right here.
266
00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:12,583
Mind if I make some room to sit?
267
00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:14,411
You're staying?
268
00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:17,240
Yes, I'm staying.
I'm here to keep you company.
269
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,808
Why? So you'll look like
some kind of Good Samaritan?
270
00:12:20,852 --> 00:12:24,247
Because God calls on us
to serve our fellow man.
271
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Romans 12:13, "Share with
the Lord's people who are..."
272
00:12:27,772 --> 00:12:30,818
What are you doing?
Quoting scripture.
273
00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:32,777
Well, I don't want to hear that.
274
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,257
You don't want to hear the Bible?
275
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Not from some woman.
276
00:12:35,736 --> 00:12:38,739
Excuse me?
Where have you been?
277
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,698
Women don't preach in our church.
278
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,744
Well, I'm not in our church,
I'm in your living room,
279
00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:46,269
which is, by the way, disgusting.
280
00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:54,799
I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
281
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:58,629
A "big, old jackass."
282
00:12:58,672 --> 00:13:02,633
But it's okay, I deserved it.
283
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:04,678
Don't be too hard on yourself.
284
00:13:04,722 --> 00:13:08,247
Sheldon's always been
difficult to deal with.
285
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,597
I'm not upset that he's difficult,
286
00:13:10,641 --> 00:13:13,339
I'm upset that he's right.
287
00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:15,950
Really?
288
00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:18,344
And you're just now
saying something?
289
00:13:18,388 --> 00:13:22,479
Energy density, rationalized
and non-rationalized units,
290
00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:24,350
I can't believe I missed it.
291
00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:27,179
Well, like you said,
everybody makes a mistake.
292
00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,572
But it was so obvious.
293
00:13:28,615 --> 00:13:33,054
A younger me would've seen it.
294
00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:35,840
I think I'm losing a step.
295
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,494
You're not alone.
296
00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:40,714
The other night I had bingo for
five moves, didn't even know it.
297
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:43,369
Were you drinking?
298
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,719
It's bingo, of course I was drinking.
299
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:49,114
Don't worry about it.
300
00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:52,596
We'll lose a step together.
301
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:56,991
Thank you, Bonnie.
302
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:01,692
You see that?
I made a joke about it.
303
00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:05,304
- Never do it again.
- Yes, ma'am.
304
00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:11,876
- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello.
305
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,008
You get that test problem
sorted out?
306
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:18,317
No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and I
are still at a math impasse.
307
00:14:18,361 --> 00:14:21,102
Oh, I hate those.
Thank you for asking.
308
00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:24,410
I appreciate it.
And how are you doing?
309
00:14:24,454 --> 00:14:26,847
Since when are you interested?
310
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:29,720
My father told me I should be
kind to old people.
311
00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:32,679
How old do you think I am?
312
00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:36,248
My father also told me
if a woman ever asks you that,
313
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,423
it's a trap.
314
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,512
Smart man.
315
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:42,123
But I'll say 53.
316
00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,745
Peg, we got any more of those
fancy binder clips?
317
00:14:54,788 --> 00:14:56,181
Bottom right drawer.
318
00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:59,880
Oh! Um, hi.
319
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,447
Y...
320
00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:03,754
You're back. Uh, feeling better?
321
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,364
No.
322
00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:07,627
Then what are you doing here?
Why aren't you home in bed?
323
00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:10,108
Because not everybody has
a happy marriage, Mary, okay?
324
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,197
Sorry.
325
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,939
How's everything going around here?
326
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:18,464
Really well. I had a lovely
session with the Walkers.
327
00:15:18,508 --> 00:15:21,989
I think that they're gonna be
fruitful and multiplying soon.
328
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,774
And, um,
329
00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:28,387
I had a visit with our shut-in,
Mr. Gilford.
330
00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:29,910
He's quite the character,
isn't he?
331
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:32,826
That's a nice way to put it.
Yeah, well, you got to
332
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,959
give him a pass,
what with all he's been through.
333
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,613
What's he been through?
334
00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:39,529
Mary, that man sitting all alone
in that mess of a house
335
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,879
is a genuine war hero.
336
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:44,882
People like you and me'll never
understand what he went through.
337
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:47,145
I didn't know.
338
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:50,409
Well, he sure won't talk about
it. He give you a hard time?
339
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:54,457
Yeah, and-and I kind of
gave him one right back.
340
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,025
Would you mind if I
went back over there
341
00:15:58,069 --> 00:15:59,723
and gave it another go?
342
00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:03,030
By all means. I got to lay down.
343
00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,685
Hey, Peg, if my wife
calls, tell her...
344
00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:08,645
You know what, oh,
she's not gonna call.
345
00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:09,950
Never mind.
346
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:24,051
Mr. Gilford,
it's Mary Cooper again.
347
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,407
Mr. Gilford?
348
00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:37,108
Mr. Gilford?
349
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:46,683
You a relative?
No.
350
00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:47,901
Friend?
351
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,687
I was trying.
352
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:54,517
Okay, well, sorry.
Coroner's on his way.
353
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,996
Thank you.
354
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,521
This is some mess, huh?
355
00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:02,046
It's how he liked it.
356
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,493
May I come in?
357
00:17:14,537 --> 00:17:16,930
I guess.
358
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:25,548
I looked over your
work again and, uh,
359
00:17:25,591 --> 00:17:27,941
the math was correct.
360
00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,424
Really?
361
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,426
You were right...
362
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,995
and I was, uh, wrong.
363
00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:39,997
Sorry I doubted you.
364
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,001
Wow. It must be really hard
for you to admit that.
365
00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:45,611
Well, yes.
366
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:50,268
But, uh, I thought it could be
a learning opportunity for you.
367
00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:50,898
What do you mean?
368
00:17:50,899 --> 00:17:53,532
I wanted to show you
that being wrong
369
00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:55,621
is not the end of the world.
370
00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:59,233
Oh, okay. Thank you.
371
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:02,149
Dr. Sturgis
was a wise man.
372
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,195
It was a learning opportunity.
373
00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:06,980
And when the day comes
that I'm wrong,
374
00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,113
I fully plan to admit it.
375
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:17,329
Okay, before we finish up,
I'd like to call up Mary Cooper,
376
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,381
who has a few words
she'd like to say.
377
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:26,826
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
378
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,874
As some of you might know,
379
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,659
we lost a member
of our congregation.
380
00:18:33,703 --> 00:18:36,875
James Gilford passed away
earlier this week.
381
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:39,664
If that name isn't familiar to you,
382
00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:41,882
don't feel bad, it wasn't to me either.
383
00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:43,321
But in the last few days,
384
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,802
I've gotten to learn
a little bit about him.
385
00:18:45,845 --> 00:18:50,371
He was married to his wife,
Meredith, for over 45 years,
386
00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:52,678
he was a lieutenant in the Army,
387
00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:54,985
and, forgive him for this,
388
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:57,944
a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.
389
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:02,209
But even if you didn't know him,
I hope that you'll still join me
390
00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,908
in celebrating his life this Wednesday
391
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:07,737
at the American Legion.
Thank you.
392
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,697
Oh, um, and if there's
anyone who's able
393
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:14,308
to help me clean out his house,
please let me know.
394
00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:18,008
Ooh, you know I love to tackle clutter.
We'll do it!
395
00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:21,054
Oh, thank you.
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