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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,045 --> 00:00:01,905 Adult Adam: Ah, going away to college. 2 00:00:02,025 --> 00:00:03,841 Back in the day, packing up your life 3 00:00:03,961 --> 00:00:05,475 for a fresh start was a sacred ritual 4 00:00:05,595 --> 00:00:07,289 for high-school seniors everywhere. 5 00:00:07,409 --> 00:00:10,858 And no one was more excited to go away forever than my sister. 6 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,827 Okay, I'm all packed for college. 7 00:00:12,895 --> 00:00:14,762 Now all I need is to befriend my R.A. 8 00:00:14,864 --> 00:00:16,831 so that I can throw a kegger without consequences. 9 00:00:16,899 --> 00:00:18,566 [Chuckles] Well, you're three months early. 10 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:20,634 You haven't even graduated high school yet. 11 00:00:20,703 --> 00:00:22,497 I may have jumped the gun a bit, 12 00:00:22,617 --> 00:00:24,373 but it's only because I'm counting down the hours 13 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:26,339 until I get out of this hellhole. You get it. 14 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,125 Well, I still have three months left where you're 15 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,085 my little baby schmoo that I want to gobble up 16 00:00:30,205 --> 00:00:31,737 because you're just so delicious! Nyum, nyum, nyum, 17 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,309 - nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum! - Aww. 18 00:00:33,429 --> 00:00:35,264 Your mom-brain is fighting this. It's funny. 19 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,580 There's nothing funny about losing a child... 20 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:39,370 - to college. - Mom, face it. 21 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,088 Our family is changing. 22 00:00:41,123 --> 00:00:43,190 Everything that you've come to know over the past few years 23 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:44,959 is about to be turned on its head. 24 00:00:45,027 --> 00:00:46,293 Don't say that! 25 00:00:46,362 --> 00:00:48,362 The Goldbergs will always stay the same! 26 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,197 Nothing will ever change in this house. 27 00:00:50,299 --> 00:00:52,366 Nothing except Lainey leaving for fashion school 28 00:00:52,435 --> 00:00:54,401 and basically taking a dump on my dreams. 29 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:57,037 Okay, fine. I acknowledge that's also big. 30 00:00:57,106 --> 00:00:58,519 Erica and Lainey 31 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:00,576 are going to college. But that's it... 32 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:01,875 No more changes. 33 00:01:01,944 --> 00:01:03,644 Hey, Ma, can you pick up some Bic razors? 34 00:01:03,746 --> 00:01:05,746 Mine's a little dull from scraping the old scruff. 35 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,881 No! Bad boy! You do not shave! 36 00:01:07,950 --> 00:01:10,217 I gotta. My old lady, Jackie, likes me smooth. 37 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,633 - But I'm your old lady. - You know, saying that 38 00:01:12,753 --> 00:01:14,740 kind of stuff was cute when I was a tiny child, 39 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:16,494 - but now it's getting weird. - Fine. 40 00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:18,421 Erica and Lainey are leaving. 41 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:20,995 My little baby boy has grown into a gangly, 42 00:01:21,063 --> 00:01:23,630 deep-voiced, furry young man. 43 00:01:23,699 --> 00:01:25,265 But that's it... no more changes. 44 00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:27,301 Look out, everybody. Make way! 45 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:30,704 Erica said that I can have her room now that she's gone, right? 46 00:01:30,773 --> 00:01:33,055 - Oh, right. You're here, too. - That's right. From now on, 47 00:01:33,175 --> 00:01:36,877 it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V playing all the hits. 48 00:01:36,946 --> 00:01:38,412 I'm calling the shots now, Bev. 49 00:01:38,481 --> 00:01:40,080 Screw it! I give up! 50 00:01:40,149 --> 00:01:42,549 Nothing will ever be the same again in this house! 51 00:01:42,651 --> 00:01:45,853 I'm home! Nobody bother me! 52 00:01:45,955 --> 00:01:47,388 TV's mine! 53 00:01:49,325 --> 00:01:52,426 Never change, you beautiful, miserable man! 54 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:53,725 [Groans] 55 00:01:53,845 --> 00:01:55,229 ? I'm twisted up inside ? 56 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:58,599 ? But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ? 57 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,083 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 58 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:02,469 ? I don't know the future ? 59 00:02:02,571 --> 00:02:06,103 ? But the past keeps getting clearer every day ? 60 00:02:07,076 --> 00:02:09,143 It was May 17, 1980-something, 61 00:02:09,245 --> 00:02:10,744 and I was with my favorite girl, 62 00:02:10,846 --> 00:02:12,479 watching my favorite film franchise. 63 00:02:12,581 --> 00:02:14,114 I don't want to overstate it, 64 00:02:14,216 --> 00:02:16,350 but "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment" 65 00:02:16,452 --> 00:02:18,752 is literally the most important movie of our time. 66 00:02:18,854 --> 00:02:20,254 Sure, it's a critical darling, 67 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,605 but if we're talking about laughs per minute, then you 68 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:24,625 got to go with "Police Academy 3: Back in Training." 69 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,880 Point taken. Hey, do you have time to stay and watch 70 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,695 "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol"? 71 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:31,532 Obviously. "Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach" 72 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:33,734 comes out tomorrow, and we can't go in unprepared. 73 00:02:33,836 --> 00:02:35,518 Oh, my God! I have a girlfriend 74 00:02:35,638 --> 00:02:37,171 who actually likes "Police Academy"! 75 00:02:37,273 --> 00:02:39,306 You just called me your girlfriend. 76 00:02:39,408 --> 00:02:42,024 Oh, balls. Did I go... I went too far. I went too far. 77 00:02:42,144 --> 00:02:44,421 I mean, no. You said it, so 78 00:02:44,541 --> 00:02:46,162 I'll say it, too. [Chuckles] 79 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:48,775 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. 80 00:02:48,895 --> 00:02:50,050 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. 81 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:51,552 - Boyfriend. - A-girlfriend. 82 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:52,929 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend! 83 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:55,055 Damn it! Why do you insist 84 00:02:55,157 --> 00:02:57,658 on ripping my heart from my shredded pecs 85 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,927 and punting it into a cauldron of flames? 86 00:03:00,029 --> 00:03:01,840 Look, we only have a few months 87 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,164 left before I go to college! Let's not waste it fighting! 88 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:07,167 But I want our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour 89 00:03:07,269 --> 00:03:09,485 - to be perfect! - And I want that, too, 90 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:11,972 but this list of mandatory activities is just too much. 91 00:03:12,074 --> 00:03:15,123 I mean, come on. Look at this... Road trips, picnics, concerts, skiing, 92 00:03:15,243 --> 00:03:17,023 apple picking, berry picking, pear picking... 93 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:19,020 So many fruits. I don't want to work this hard. 94 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:20,981 [Clears throat loudly] Hi. 95 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,383 This sounds like an intensely personal conversation, 96 00:03:23,486 --> 00:03:24,935 so you may want to take it 97 00:03:25,055 --> 00:03:27,670 far, far away from me and my girlfriend. 98 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,206 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. 99 00:03:29,326 --> 00:03:30,506 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. 100 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:32,359 Unh! 101 00:03:32,461 --> 00:03:34,094 Ughhhhh. 102 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,196 Look at us! 103 00:03:36,298 --> 00:03:38,799 Look at us closely and know that one day 104 00:03:38,901 --> 00:03:41,902 you'll end up just like us, you ridiculous children. 105 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,637 This is getting weird and insulting. 106 00:03:43,739 --> 00:03:46,823 All right. You'll see. We're the future you, and it sucks hard. 107 00:03:46,943 --> 00:03:48,442 That'll never be us, right? 108 00:03:48,544 --> 00:03:51,060 Come on. We're rock-solid. Nothing can shake that. 109 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:52,746 - Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. 110 00:03:52,848 --> 00:03:55,283 - [Chuckling] Boyfriend. Boyfriend. - Girlfriend. Girlfriend. 111 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,417 It was official. I had a girlfriend who liked "Police Academy." 112 00:03:58,537 --> 00:04:00,993 Life was finally looking up until this happened. 113 00:04:01,113 --> 00:04:02,422 - Oh, balls. - Adam? 114 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:04,256 Yep. We've all been there... Running into 115 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:07,476 your ex with your new love. Naturally, I handled it like a pro. 116 00:04:07,596 --> 00:04:09,563 Dana! Hey! 117 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:12,121 How are things going up in here? 118 00:04:12,557 --> 00:04:14,044 I was gonna call. 119 00:04:14,164 --> 00:04:16,028 - I'm back for the summer. - This summer? 120 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:19,588 That's crazy! I'm crazy! Summer! 121 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:22,676 Hot times! Fun in the sun! 122 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:24,478 Camp. 123 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,631 - I'm Jackie. - Hi. Dana. 124 00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:30,851 Sorry! Yes! Jackie, meet Dana! 125 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,254 Dana, meet Jackie! Introductions, new friends... 126 00:04:34,323 --> 00:04:36,488 Not friends, just street ladies, 127 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,641 ladies of the street. No. You know what I mean. 128 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:40,694 Well, when you're free, we should get together 129 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:41,828 - and catch up. - Ketchup! 130 00:04:41,897 --> 00:04:44,097 ? Mustard, pickles ? 131 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,216 ? Onions on a sesame-seed bun ? 132 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:50,204 Welp, great seeing everybody. Bye, now. 133 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:53,340 Wait! What about "Police Academy"?! 134 00:04:53,409 --> 00:04:56,029 As I desperately escaped my worst nightmare, my mom was 135 00:04:56,149 --> 00:04:58,255 dreaming up ways to spend the summer with her baby. 136 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:01,148 Erica and Geoff. So funny running into you here. 137 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:04,266 - Damn it. She's got the chalkboard! - Oh, no. I'm upset, but why? 138 00:05:04,386 --> 00:05:06,486 That thing only comes out when someone wants something dumb 139 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,288 that only makes sense with a visual aid. 140 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:11,058 Hey, there's nothing dumb about my Cuddle Calendar. 141 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,693 Oh, God, it's got a catchy, but terrible name. Run, 142 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:14,461 Geoff. Shield your innocent eyes! Go, go, go! 143 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:16,096 I can't! The board's blocking us! We're trapped! 144 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:18,761 According to my calculations, you have 63 days left 145 00:05:18,881 --> 00:05:20,467 before you leave this house 146 00:05:20,536 --> 00:05:22,401 and break my heart, litelly 147 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:23,853 killing me dead, 148 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:25,672 which is why I made this schedule... 149 00:05:25,741 --> 00:05:27,641 To maximize mommy-daughter time. 150 00:05:27,710 --> 00:05:29,977 Okay, according to this ridiculous calendar, 151 00:05:30,045 --> 00:05:32,446 I'm spending every waking second with you. 152 00:05:32,789 --> 00:05:35,865 - When do I hang out with Geoff? - Well, you see that little sliver? 153 00:05:35,985 --> 00:05:38,135 Right there is a little sliver. 154 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,520 Well, maybe you don't see it, but it says "G.S." 155 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:42,648 - Oh, that's me. I get Erica time. - Bro, let me handle this. 156 00:05:42,768 --> 00:05:44,221 - Check. - Okay, here. 157 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:46,385 Let me draw you a chart of my own. 158 00:05:46,895 --> 00:05:49,529 This circle represents how I'll be splitting up 159 00:05:49,598 --> 00:05:52,281 - the rest of my time. - Erica, please. 160 00:05:52,401 --> 00:05:54,234 I'm just gonna miss you so much. 161 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:57,125 I need to spend as much time with you as I can. 162 00:05:57,245 --> 00:05:59,072 Babe, as much as I love your circle of Geoff, 163 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,857 I couldn't enjoy it knowing it's killing your mom. 164 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:05,137 I'll be back for my sliver. Until then, 165 00:06:05,257 --> 00:06:07,681 - be with her. - No! Stop feeling so deeply! 166 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,996 It's what I love about you, but it's very inconvenient 167 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:11,871 - right now! Gah! - [Door closes] 168 00:06:11,991 --> 00:06:13,787 This is exactly why I can't wait 169 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:15,389 to leave this house and never come back. 170 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:18,258 Oh, poop. We both know you're gonna miss my cuddles 171 00:06:18,327 --> 00:06:20,560 and snuggies and plubbies next year. 172 00:06:20,663 --> 00:06:22,652 - I'm sorry. "Plubbies"? - It's something I've been 173 00:06:22,772 --> 00:06:24,903 workshopping, and I think it's ready to go. [Chuckles] 174 00:06:25,023 --> 00:06:27,152 - Guard your belly button. - Gah! 175 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,186 - Hey. - Hey. 176 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,638 Look, I'm sorry. 177 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:33,507 Dana was my first real girlfriend, 178 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:35,142 and seeing her took me by surprise. 179 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,472 That's all. I swear. 180 00:06:36,592 --> 00:06:38,412 - It's okay. I-I get it. - You do? 181 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,880 Yeah. It's... It's still weird 182 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,019 between me and my old boyfriend. 183 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,851 Uh, where is he? 184 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,553 All I see is Ruben Amaro Jr. 185 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:49,505 - Casually displaying his athleticism. - Yeah. That's my ex. 186 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,725 Wait. You were with Ruben Amaro Jr., 187 00:06:51,827 --> 00:06:53,727 the Ruben Amaro Jr.? 188 00:06:53,796 --> 00:06:55,996 From seventh to ninth grade. Why? 189 00:06:56,098 --> 00:06:57,664 You spanned three grades with the guy 190 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,700 who isn't afraid to change into his gym clothes 191 00:06:59,768 --> 00:07:02,051 without a towel around his waist? This is not okay! 192 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,237 Oh, so, you can be weird around Dana, 193 00:07:04,306 --> 00:07:05,839 but I can't be weird around my ex? 194 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:08,237 I'm not worried about you being weird. I'm worried about 195 00:07:08,357 --> 00:07:11,126 - you two still having a spark. - I didn't say there was a spark. 196 00:07:11,246 --> 00:07:13,246 It's Ruben Amaro Jr. 197 00:07:13,315 --> 00:07:15,382 Even I feel a spark when he walks by. 198 00:07:15,484 --> 00:07:17,384 Okay, is this what's going on with Dana? 199 00:07:17,453 --> 00:07:18,981 Do you still have feelings for her? 200 00:07:19,101 --> 00:07:21,054 Don't try to turn this around on me. 201 00:07:21,156 --> 00:07:22,823 I'm still turning this around on you. 202 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:24,257 Okay, you're being insane, 203 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,493 so have fun figuring things out with your ex 204 00:07:26,562 --> 00:07:28,564 and don't let me be a part of it. 205 00:07:29,193 --> 00:07:30,560 Told you, bro. 206 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,400 - All love ends. - Stop! We'll work it out. 207 00:07:33,469 --> 00:07:36,002 No, you won't. You'll just end up like me, 208 00:07:36,105 --> 00:07:37,838 sniffing a sweater Lainey left in my room 209 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,819 - to remind me of her. - That's Mom's. 210 00:07:39,939 --> 00:07:41,041 No! 211 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:43,243 Time was running out for Barry and Lainey, 212 00:07:43,312 --> 00:07:45,245 and the same was true for Geoff and Erica. 213 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,414 Just look at everyone, cleaning out lockers, 214 00:07:47,483 --> 00:07:50,884 signing yearbooks, saying goodbye. 215 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:53,153 Let's cherish these moments, people! 216 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,989 Cherish my butt! You suck, Schwartz! 217 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,278 Sorry. 218 00:07:57,398 --> 00:08:00,943 That was uncalled for. I have a hard time with transitions. 219 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:03,196 Why are you the one freaking out here? 220 00:08:03,298 --> 00:08:05,372 - I'm graduating, not you. - I can't help it. 221 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:07,067 Don't you realize this is the last time 222 00:08:07,169 --> 00:08:09,069 we'll ever walk down this hallway together? 223 00:08:09,171 --> 00:08:11,905 Last time we'll ever reach your locker side-by-side? 224 00:08:12,007 --> 00:08:14,074 Last time I'll ever watch your nose crinkle 225 00:08:14,176 --> 00:08:15,987 as you spin that lock? 226 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:19,413 Last time I overlook that you might be gross? 227 00:08:19,515 --> 00:08:21,848 Okay, please stop narrating all my last things. 228 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:23,357 There is so much stuff in here. 229 00:08:23,477 --> 00:08:25,285 What's with all these notes from your mom? 230 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:27,954 She put one in my lunch every day like a crazy lady, 231 00:08:28,056 --> 00:08:30,167 - and I just chuck them in here. - "Dear Schmoo, 232 00:08:30,287 --> 00:08:32,492 "I love you more today than I ever have before. 233 00:08:32,594 --> 00:08:35,477 - "I am here for you always." - Okay, that one's kind of sweet. 234 00:08:35,597 --> 00:08:37,130 "Dear Boopie, you're a perfect angel, 235 00:08:37,232 --> 00:08:39,312 "and Drew Kremp doesn't deserve you. 236 00:08:39,432 --> 00:08:41,701 "P.S. ... His Mustang now has some serious scratches"? 237 00:08:41,804 --> 00:08:44,137 Holy crap. She's the one who keyed Drew's car?! 238 00:08:44,239 --> 00:08:46,339 "Dear Squishy, I know change is hard, but I promise you, 239 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,542 "sweetie, your boobies will grow just like the rest of you." 240 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:50,420 Okay, maybe I shouldn't read all these. 241 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:53,380 Wow. I should have paid a bit more attention to these. 242 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:55,221 You okay? 243 00:08:55,632 --> 00:08:57,250 I'm really not. 244 00:08:57,352 --> 00:08:58,852 I just realized... 245 00:08:58,954 --> 00:09:01,154 My mom is amazing. 246 00:09:01,256 --> 00:09:03,123 I'm gonna miss her so damn much! 247 00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:04,638 - What? - She's always been 248 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,660 there for me. How will I survive without her? 249 00:09:06,762 --> 00:09:08,128 Maybe you should ask her. 250 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,263 Don't be mad. I'm not here to bother you. 251 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:11,832 I'm just subbing for Se ora Gomez. 252 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:14,534 But I did make you these marshmallow fudge chubbies. 253 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,403 Adi s, mija. [Smooches] 254 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:18,338 - So good. - I know. 255 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:22,309 These are my last marshmallow fudge chubbies. 256 00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:23,809 God, I hate her so much for 257 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:25,527 making me love her like this! 258 00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:27,257 The big day was here... 259 00:09:27,377 --> 00:09:29,900 Gaduation. It was a time to celebrate the past, 260 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:32,117 look forward to the future, and, for my family, 261 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:33,754 be irritated in the present. 262 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,405 Bev, stop with the crying. 263 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,025 I can't hear the children 264 00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,642 - say stupid things. - [Sobbing] 265 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,364 But my baby is graduating 266 00:09:40,484 --> 00:09:41,994 from high school, 267 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,993 a day I've been dreading since 268 00:09:44,113 --> 00:09:46,098 she graduated from my body. 269 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:47,784 She's gone forever! 270 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,587 Hoo-hoo! One down, two to go! 271 00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,522 I think both of your attitudes 272 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:55,459 are very extreme and terrible. 273 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,961 And now the moment we've all been waiting for... 274 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,564 I'd like to invite our graduating seniors 275 00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:02,083 to get in line 276 00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:03,949 and receive their diploma. 277 00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:06,336 ["Pomp and Circumstance" plays] 278 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,032 [Sighs heavily] I can't believe my baby's 279 00:10:08,152 --> 00:10:10,101 going off to college in just a few days. 280 00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:12,042 You mean a few months. 281 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,444 Uh, sure. Months. 282 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,329 Not on Tuesday morning 283 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,661 - before traffic gets bad. - What? 284 00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:20,134 I didn't borrow my cousin Greg's flatbed truck. 285 00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,299 - So, yeah, months. - It sounds like you borrowed 286 00:10:22,419 --> 00:10:24,054 your cousin Greg's flatbed truck 287 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,722 'cause my girlfriend is leaving on Tuesday. 288 00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:27,873 - You should talk to Lainey. - Lainey! 289 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:29,693 - I didn't mean now. - Sit down! 290 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,895 What is this about you leaving in a few days?! 291 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,863 Mr. Goldberg, could you please 292 00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:36,032 not interrupt our joyous ceremony?! 293 00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:37,901 Oh, God. He knows I'm leaving early for Savannah. 294 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,574 - How does he know? - I'm sorry, baby! 295 00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:42,154 - He got it out of me! - William Vanica. Dang it! 296 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,223 If you're not graduating, take a seat! 297 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,343 Oh, crap! He's on the move! 298 00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,727 - He's coming over. What do I do? - I don't know, man. 299 00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,216 I got a really deep emotional 300 00:10:50,336 --> 00:10:52,516 thing with my mommy going on. I'm, like, not okay in the head. 301 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:55,118 Dude, how could you leave early and not tell me? 302 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,003 I'll explain everything when the time is right, which is not now! 303 00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:00,451 No! No way! Do not walk away from me. 304 00:11:00,571 --> 00:11:01,791 I'm not walking away. 305 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,361 I'm slowly and deliberately marching to receive my diploma. 306 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,597 Joyce Basilone. Congratulations. 307 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:11,301 Mr. Goldberg, you are not part of the processional. 308 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,536 Do not process! 309 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,688 This was supposed to be our Barry/Lainey Summer 310 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,793 - of Love Farewell Tour! Now it's done! - I was gonna tell you at 311 00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:18,957 the graduation party 'cause I didn't want to ruin today, 312 00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:20,736 which is exactly what you're doing right now! 313 00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:22,445 Lainey Lewis. 314 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,276 - Not the time, man! - You know what? 315 00:11:24,396 --> 00:11:26,632 - Maybe it's best I'm leaving early. - Maybe it is! 316 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,935 [Voice breaking] Thank you so much. I'm very happy. 317 00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:33,189 You're not the only one whose life is crumbling, you big butt! 318 00:11:34,098 --> 00:11:36,359 And we'll just move right along to... 319 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,862 ... Erica Goldberg. 320 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,931 My sister was steps away from starting her adult life, 321 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,166 but as she stood speechless on that stage, 322 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,417 - nothing scared her more. - Yeah, I'm good. 323 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,337 Erica, please let's just end this. 324 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,987 - Just take it. - No. 325 00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:50,580 - Take the diploma. - Pass. 326 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,091 - You can't pass. - But I can, and I do. 327 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,911 - Take it. - Take the diploma! 328 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,057 - No. Come on. Come on. Come on. - Don't come at me with that diploma. 329 00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,382 - You take this! - No! Fight it! Fight that diploma! 330 00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:00,784 - Take this. You earned it. - Never! 331 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,319 No fighting, just graduating! 332 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,721 Seriously, it's a great moment for you! 333 00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:07,500 I will never graduate! You cannot force my life to start! 334 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,122 - Erica, please, just take it! - No! 335 00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:10,427 - Get away from me! - It's one of the rules! 336 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,495 - Just take it! - Sorry. I slept in. 337 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,431 Did Erica have her Bat Mitzvah yet? 338 00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:15,599 - Come on! - Get out of here! 339 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,150 - Just take it! Take the diploma! - Stop following me! 340 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,703 Oy. What a mess. 341 00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:21,163 Tell me about it. How could 342 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,473 Jackie date Ruben Amaro Jr. And not even tell me? 343 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,375 Okay, yeah, I was insanely jealous 344 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,143 of Jackie's jockey ex-boyfriend. 345 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:29,212 And so I made a date with my ex, Dana. 346 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,448 - Like they say, old love dies hard. - [Laughter] 347 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,083 Isn't this awesome? 348 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,134 Yeah. I guess. 349 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,455 You just checked your watch instead of laughing hysterically 350 00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:40,539 at how tall Bubba Smith is. What's going on? 351 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,559 I don't get it. This is part 5. 352 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,128 Shouldn't they have graduated the Academy after the first one? 353 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,130 I think the problem is you're focusing on logic, 354 00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,016 not the lovable cast of characters. 355 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,800 Whoooooo! 356 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:53,169 Okay, in what world would an officer of the law 357 00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,872 stop a jewel thief by making weird mouth noises? 358 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,174 That's Michael Winslow. He's a national treasure. 359 00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:01,111 They're LAPD. They wouldn't have any jurisdiction in Miami. 360 00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:04,714 In that moment, it was clear that our spark was gone forever. 361 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,350 Dana was my past love, but Jackie was the future 362 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,885 and I had to get her back. 363 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,287 But first, I had to end it with Dana and break her poor heart. 364 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,423 Okay, what's going on? 365 00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,225 Look, I've been wrestling with these emotions 366 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,769 much like Hightower wrestled that alligator. 367 00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,963 And just as Steve Guttenberg had to move on 368 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,631 from the "Police Academy" franchise... 369 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,234 - ? I know just how to whisper ? - ... I, too, must move on. 370 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,987 ? And I know just how to cry ? 371 00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,415 - [Music slows, stops] - Wait. 372 00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,139 D-Do you think this was a date? 373 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,540 Uh-oh. 374 00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,409 The way you say that makes me feel like... 375 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,810 Oh, balls. 376 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,879 ... I misread this entire situation. 377 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,564 - Adam, I'm sorry if you thought that... - Don't be. 378 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,051 It was really great seeing you again, Dana. 379 00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:42,452 I hope it's not the last time. 380 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,321 That day, I looked like an epic tool in front of Dana, 381 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,390 but, even worse, I had lost Jackie. 382 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,059 As for my mom and Erica, they found out 383 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,860 that avoiding graduation wasn't an option. 384 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,949 I can't believe I graduated. More than that, I can't believe 385 00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:55,946 - I let Principal Ball catch me. - The man's like a bald 386 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,160 - cheetah. Who knew? - What the hell? 387 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,803 This isn't a diploma. 388 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,806 It's a note from that putz with the whistle! 389 00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,843 "Insufficient credits. See Coach Mellor"? 390 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:09,312 What does that mean? Somebody say something. 391 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,481 Mellor always said that if I skipped too much gym, 392 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,232 I wouldn't get my diploma. I thought he was full of crap 393 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,386 because, you know, gym is stupid, but it's real! 394 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,589 You mean... you're not going to college? 395 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,274 - I'm not going to college! - You're not going to college! 396 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,793 My life has come to a grinding halt! 397 00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:25,695 It's everything I've ever hoped for! 398 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,697 Wait a second! This is insane! 399 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,599 - Yay! - I'm a cautionary tale! 400 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,067 [Laughs] 401 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:34,704 What? Can't I enjoy the success of my failing child? 402 00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,506 Believe me, I don't want to see her go, either, 403 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,608 but she's leaving, end of story. 404 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,611 Murray, I can't handle losing her 405 00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,146 for the next four years. 406 00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:45,682 I'd rather lose her for a few short years 407 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,885 than hold her back forever. 408 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,783 My mom was about to do the hardest thing of her life... 409 00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:58,993 Force the school to turn over Erica's diploma. 410 00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:02,663 Coach Mellor, we meet again one last, final time. 411 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:05,425 I take it you read that little note I left for Erica. 412 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,568 All right, let's tango. 413 00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,570 She's not coming. It's just me. 414 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,138 But I kind of need her here. 415 00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,474 I had a big, angry speech meant to guilt and shame her 416 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,843 for missing my class 27 times this year. 417 00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:18,528 This is an outrage. You have no right to target her t... 418 00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:20,247 27 times? 419 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:21,564 Wow. That's a lot. 420 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:23,651 And she forged a doctor's note 421 00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:27,046 saying she couldn't run or jump because of "lady problems." 422 00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:30,624 How dare you accuse her of forgery when you're... 423 00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,693 "Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman." 424 00:15:32,795 --> 00:15:34,877 - Oh, come on. - I warned her for three years... 425 00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,764 Fail gym, pay the price. 426 00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:38,624 Okay, she's still a wonderful girl, 427 00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:41,927 and I will stop at nothing until you give me that diploma. 428 00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:43,669 Ugh. Here you go. 429 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,798 - That's it? - Brace yourself. 430 00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:47,468 Ready to have your mind blown? 431 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,114 I have no real power. 432 00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,041 My greatest weapon is threatening the kids with failing gym. 433 00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,473 So, every year, I terrify the attractive, popular kids 434 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,076 to let them know that their actions have consequences, 435 00:15:57,178 --> 00:15:58,911 even though they really, really don't. 436 00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:01,195 Oh, I'm sorry. [Sighs] 437 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,357 Do you want me to call Erica and bring her in here? 438 00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,119 Eh, the moment's gone. [Sighs] 439 00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,460 [Air Supply's "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All" plays] 440 00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,944 You raised an amazing woman, Beverly Goldberg. 441 00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:11,434 It's been a pleasure doing battle with you. 442 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,055 Pleasure's been mine. 443 00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,475 Turns out my mom didn't need to fight after all. 444 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:17,797 As for Barry, he was just plain devastated 445 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,358 after his graduation fight with Lainey. 446 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,507 Wow. 447 00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:22,876 You're really clutching your Wrestling Buddy there. 448 00:16:22,978 --> 00:16:24,970 You only do that when you're super sad. 449 00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:28,882 Lainey's never gonna forgive me for spazzing up her graduation. 450 00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:31,585 Her dad said she's not even coming to Erica's party. 451 00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:34,087 Oh, God, I've never seen you this bad. 452 00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:37,346 Well, I may not be able to fix things with Lainey, 453 00:16:37,466 --> 00:16:39,927 but I think I know a way to at least make you smile. 454 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,094 ? 455 00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:42,863 "Police Academy 5"? 456 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,298 "Assignment Miami Beach," 457 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,483 guaranteed to wash away your heartache. Balls, balls. It's Jackie. 458 00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,554 - Let's get out of here. - Wait. She's seeing 459 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,754 this thing by herself, and you just want to walk away? 460 00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,437 ? I know just where to find the answers ? 461 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:55,393 - What about you? - I'll be fine. 462 00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:57,544 - ? And I know just how to lie ? - You've found your nerd-mate. 463 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,852 Now go. 464 00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:03,583 ? I know just how to fake it And I know just how to scheme ? 465 00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,421 Is this seat taken? 466 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,640 - Well, look who it is. - I know it seems like 467 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,072 I'm stalking you, but this is a legit coincidence, 468 00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:12,272 which makes me think 469 00:17:12,392 --> 00:17:15,077 I was a huge idiot, and I'm sorry. 470 00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,530 What about Dana? 471 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,021 She was my first girlfriend, and she'll always be, 472 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:20,968 but that doesn't mean she's the one. 473 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:22,736 Just sit your butt down already. 474 00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:25,072 ? And I know when to let you lose ? 475 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:28,023 ? And I know the night is fading ? 476 00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:29,436 Boyfriend. 477 00:17:29,556 --> 00:17:31,278 ? And I know that time's gonna fly ? 478 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,679 Girlfriend. 479 00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:35,148 And so we decided to let go of our romantic pasts 480 00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:36,517 and just live in the moment. 481 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,385 As for my mom, she was ready to make sure 482 00:17:38,487 --> 00:17:40,563 Erica didn't put her future on hold. 483 00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:42,850 - ? And I know the roads to riches ? - Hey, love bug. Whatcha doin'? 484 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,317 Unpacking. 485 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,827 - ? And I know the ways to fame ? - Listen... 486 00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:49,338 - ? I know all the rules... ? - ... you know it's my dream 487 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,696 - ? ... I know how to break 'em ? - for you to always be my little 488 00:17:51,816 --> 00:17:53,400 - baby chicken. - Don't say "but." 489 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,085 - ? But I don't know how to leave you ? - But... 490 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:57,237 ... as scary as it is, I think we both know 491 00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:59,308 - ? And I'll never let you fall ? - it's time for you to go. 492 00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:02,224 My diploma? Oh, no. What did you do to Coach Mellor? 493 00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,545 Actually, even he knows it's time for you to move on. 494 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:06,941 For the last four years, I've made fun of you 495 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,925 for dreading this day. 496 00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:11,118 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - And now it's here. 497 00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:12,565 ? Out of nothing at all ? 498 00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,537 And I'm more scared than you ever were. 499 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,690 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - But you should know, 500 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,843 no matter where you are or what you're doing 501 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:22,106 [Voice breaking] I will always fight for you in an 502 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,665 embarrassing and inappropriate way. 503 00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:28,168 You're gonna change the world, Erica Goldberg. 504 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,438 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - And you're gonna visit... a lot. 505 00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:32,821 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - In the end, 506 00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:35,075 sometimes we need that little push 507 00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:37,344 - ? Every time I see you, sun ? - to get us where we're meant to go. 508 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,578 - ? all the rays of the sun ? - And sometimes the journey is hard... 509 00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:41,769 ... and we struggle to accept the bumps along the way, 510 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,817 but it's the people you love most... 511 00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:45,357 - ? And I can make every... ? - ... that can help you get through it. 512 00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:47,187 - Sorry, I'm late. - Barry: Lainey. 513 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,382 I didn't think you'd ever talk to me again, 514 00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,777 you know, after ruining your graduation 515 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,294 and embarrassing you in front of everyone you've ever known. 516 00:18:54,363 --> 00:18:55,929 - Yeah, that was bad. - It wasn't great. 517 00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,752 - It was basically the worst. - Well... 518 00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:59,900 I don't blame you if you hate me forever. 519 00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:02,302 - ? And I can make all your demons... ? - Hate you? 520 00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:04,871 - ? But I'm never gonna... ? - After everything we've been through, 521 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,374 all those memories, the best moments of my life? 522 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,076 - ? Do you really want to see me... ? - I could never hate you. 523 00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,911 We really had some good times, huh? 524 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,813 - ? And I'm never gonna make it... ? - We had some great times. 525 00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,880 [Chuckles] And you know what? 526 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,317 This is the spot where we had our first real conversation. 527 00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:18,719 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - Yep. 528 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,654 I threw that party, made an ass of myself... 529 00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,215 ? Out of nothing at all ? 530 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,490 ... and you were the only one who was there for me. 531 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:28,195 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - God, so much has changed since then. 532 00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:30,664 I mean, not everything. [Chuckles] 533 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,466 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - Even back then, I knew I loved you. 534 00:19:32,568 --> 00:19:34,368 ? - Making love. - Out of nothing at all ? 535 00:19:34,436 --> 00:19:36,303 And no matter where we go, we'll always have that. 536 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:37,671 ? Making love ? 537 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,072 ? Out of nothing at all ? 538 00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,676 ? Making love ? 539 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,211 ? Love ? 540 00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,113 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - You coming? 541 00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:47,481 - ? Making love ? - I'll be there in a sec. 542 00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:50,065 ? - Out of nothing at all - Making love ? 543 00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:52,102 How do you know so much stuff about me? 544 00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,436 Your sister's my best friend. I've known you my whole life, 545 00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:56,423 and I can honestly say there's... 546 00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:57,758 no one like you. 547 00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,154 - ? Out of nothing at all ? - Thanks. 548 00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:01,895 - ? Making love ? - Turns out Erica was right... 549 00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:04,003 Our family would never be the same. 550 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:05,832 - To my peanut. - Together: To peanut! 551 00:20:05,934 --> 00:20:07,752 - ? Making love ? - Not a person in 552 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,893 that room knew what the future held, and, yeah, it was scary... 553 00:20:11,013 --> 00:20:12,829 ... but that's the thing about growing up. 554 00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:14,958 You learn that the things that scare you most 555 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:17,911 end up being the greatest memories. 556 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:20,847 And for me, the best had yet to come. 557 00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:22,582 Sure, sometimes I forget details 558 00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:24,584 and always seem to get the dates wrong, 559 00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:27,688 but everything we knew was changing. 560 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,823 And those next few years of 1980-something, 561 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,471 well, they'd become the stuff of legend. 562 00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,426 _ 563 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,613 Get ready to gobble-gobble, Goldbergs. 564 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,449 And your taste buds are about to explode. 565 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:46,788 Together: ? Happy birthday, dear Murray and Bev ? 566 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,923 Adam: Ah, no! Don't hurt me! 567 00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,225 Murray: You almost broke that light! 568 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:54,062 [Indistinct shouting] 569 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:56,965 ? 570 00:20:57,837 --> 00:21:01,321 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 571 00:21:01,371 --> 00:21:05,921 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45952

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