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Adult Adam: Ah, going away to college.
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Back in the day, packing up your life
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for a fresh start was a sacred ritual
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for high-school seniors everywhere.
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And no one was more excited to
go away forever than my sister.
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Okay, I'm all packed for college.
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Now all I need is to befriend my R.A.
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so that I can throw a
kegger without consequences.
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[Chuckles] Well, you're
three months early.
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You haven't even
graduated high school yet.
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I may have jumped the gun a bit,
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but it's only because I'm
counting down the hours
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until I get out of this
hellhole. You get it.
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Well, I still have three
months left where you're
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my little baby schmoo
that I want to gobble up
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because you're just so
delicious! Nyum, nyum, nyum,
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- nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum!
- Aww.
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Your mom-brain is
fighting this. It's funny.
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There's nothing funny
about losing a child...
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- to college.
- Mom, face it.
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Our family is changing.
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Everything that you've come to
know over the past few years
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is about to be turned on its head.
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Don't say that!
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The Goldbergs will always stay the same!
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Nothing will ever change in this house.
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Nothing except Lainey
leaving for fashion school
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and basically taking
a dump on my dreams.
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Okay, fine. I acknowledge
that's also big.
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Erica and Lainey
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are going to college. But that's it...
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No more changes.
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Hey, Ma, can you pick
up some Bic razors?
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Mine's a little dull from
scraping the old scruff.
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No! Bad boy! You do not shave!
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I gotta. My old lady,
Jackie, likes me smooth.
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- But I'm your old lady.
- You know, saying that
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kind of stuff was cute
when I was a tiny child,
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- but now it's getting weird.
- Fine.
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Erica and Lainey are leaving.
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My little baby boy has
grown into a gangly,
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deep-voiced, furry young man.
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But that's it... no more changes.
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Look out, everybody. Make way!
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Erica said that I can have her
room now that she's gone, right?
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- Oh, right. You're here, too.
- That's right. From now on,
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it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V
playing all the hits.
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I'm calling the shots now, Bev.
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Screw it! I give up!
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Nothing will ever be the
same again in this house!
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I'm home! Nobody bother me!
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TV's mine!
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Never change, you
beautiful, miserable man!
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[Groans]
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ?
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was May 17, 1980-something,
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and I was with my favorite girl,
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watching my favorite film franchise.
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I don't want to overstate it,
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but "Police Academy 2:
Their First Assignment"
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is literally the most
important movie of our time.
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Sure, it's a critical darling,
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but if we're talking about
laughs per minute, then you
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got to go with "Police
Academy 3: Back in Training."
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Point taken. Hey, do you
have time to stay and watch
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"Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol"?
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Obviously. "Police Academy 5:
Assignment: Miami Beach"
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comes out tomorrow, and
we can't go in unprepared.
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Oh, my God! I have a girlfriend
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who actually likes "Police Academy"!
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You just called me your girlfriend.
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Oh, balls. Did I go... I went
too far. I went too far.
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I mean, no. You said it, so
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I'll say it, too. [Chuckles]
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend.
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend.
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- Boyfriend.
- A-girlfriend.
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend!
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Damn it! Why do you insist
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on ripping my heart
from my shredded pecs
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and punting it into a
cauldron of flames?
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Look, we only have a few months
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left before I go to college!
Let's not waste it fighting!
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But I want our Barry/Lainey
Summer of Love Farewell Tour
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- to be perfect!
- And I want that, too,
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but this list of mandatory
activities is just too much.
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I mean, come on. Look at this...
Road trips, picnics, concerts, skiing,
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apple picking, berry
picking, pear picking...
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So many fruits. I don't
want to work this hard.
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[Clears throat loudly] Hi.
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This sounds like an intensely
personal conversation,
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so you may want to take it
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far, far away from me and my girlfriend.
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend.
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend.
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Unh!
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Ughhhhh.
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Look at us!
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Look at us closely and know that one day
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you'll end up just like us,
you ridiculous children.
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This is getting weird and insulting.
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All right. You'll see. We're the
future you, and it sucks hard.
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That'll never be us, right?
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Come on. We're rock-solid.
Nothing can shake that.
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- Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend.
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- [Chuckling] Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
- Girlfriend. Girlfriend.
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It was official. I had a girlfriend
who liked "Police Academy."
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Life was finally looking
up until this happened.
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- Oh, balls.
- Adam?
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Yep. We've all been
there... Running into
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your ex with your new love.
Naturally, I handled it like a pro.
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Dana! Hey!
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How are things going up in here?
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I was gonna call.
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- I'm back for the summer.
- This summer?
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That's crazy! I'm crazy! Summer!
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Hot times! Fun in the sun!
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Camp.
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- I'm Jackie.
- Hi. Dana.
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Sorry! Yes! Jackie, meet Dana!
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Dana, meet Jackie!
Introductions, new friends...
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Not friends, just street ladies,
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ladies of the street. No.
You know what I mean.
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Well, when you're free,
we should get together
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- and catch up.
- Ketchup!
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? Mustard, pickles ?
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? Onions on a sesame-seed bun ?
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Welp, great seeing everybody. Bye, now.
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Wait! What about "Police Academy"?!
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As I desperately escaped my
worst nightmare, my mom was
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dreaming up ways to spend
the summer with her baby.
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Erica and Geoff. So funny
running into you here.
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- Damn it. She's got the chalkboard!
- Oh, no. I'm upset, but why?
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That thing only comes out when
someone wants something dumb
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that only makes sense with a visual aid.
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Hey, there's nothing dumb
about my Cuddle Calendar.
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Oh, God, it's got a catchy,
but terrible name. Run,
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Geoff. Shield your
innocent eyes! Go, go, go!
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I can't! The board's
blocking us! We're trapped!
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According to my calculations,
you have 63 days left
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before you leave this house
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and break my heart, litelly
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killing me dead,
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which is why I made this schedule...
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To maximize mommy-daughter time.
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Okay, according to this
ridiculous calendar,
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I'm spending every
waking second with you.
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- When do I hang out with Geoff?
- Well, you see that little sliver?
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Right there is a little sliver.
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Well, maybe you don't
see it, but it says "G.S."
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- Oh, that's me. I get Erica time.
- Bro, let me handle this.
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- Check.
- Okay, here.
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Let me draw you a chart of my own.
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This circle represents
how I'll be splitting up
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- the rest of my time.
- Erica, please.
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I'm just gonna miss you so much.
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I need to spend as much
time with you as I can.
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Babe, as much as I love
your circle of Geoff,
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I couldn't enjoy it knowing
it's killing your mom.
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I'll be back for my sliver. Until then,
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- be with her.
- No! Stop feeling so deeply!
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It's what I love about you,
but it's very inconvenient
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- right now! Gah!
- [Door closes]
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This is exactly why I can't wait
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to leave this house and never come back.
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Oh, poop. We both know
you're gonna miss my cuddles
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and snuggies and plubbies next year.
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- I'm sorry. "Plubbies"?
- It's something I've been
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workshopping, and I think
it's ready to go. [Chuckles]
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- Guard your belly button.
- Gah!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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Dana was my first real girlfriend,
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and seeing her took me by surprise.
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That's all. I swear.
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- It's okay. I-I get it.
- You do?
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Yeah. It's... It's still weird
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between me and my old boyfriend.
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Uh, where is he?
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All I see is Ruben Amaro Jr.
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- Casually displaying his athleticism.
- Yeah. That's my ex.
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Wait. You were with Ruben Amaro Jr.,
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the Ruben Amaro Jr.?
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From seventh to ninth grade. Why?
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You spanned three grades with the guy
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who isn't afraid to change
into his gym clothes
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without a towel around
his waist? This is not okay!
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Oh, so, you can be weird around Dana,
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but I can't be weird around my ex?
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I'm not worried about you
being weird. I'm worried about
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- you two still having a spark.
- I didn't say there was a spark.
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It's Ruben Amaro Jr.
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Even I feel a spark when he walks by.
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Okay, is this what's going on with Dana?
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Do you still have feelings for her?
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Don't try to turn this around on me.
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I'm still turning this around on you.
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Okay, you're being insane,
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so have fun figuring
things out with your ex
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and don't let me be a part of it.
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Told you, bro.
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- All love ends.
- Stop! We'll work it out.
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No, you won't. You'll
just end up like me,
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sniffing a sweater
Lainey left in my room
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- to remind me of her.
- That's Mom's.
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No!
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Time was running out
for Barry and Lainey,
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and the same was true
for Geoff and Erica.
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Just look at everyone,
cleaning out lockers,
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signing yearbooks, saying goodbye.
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Let's cherish these moments, people!
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Cherish my butt! You suck, Schwartz!
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Sorry.
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That was uncalled for. I have
a hard time with transitions.
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Why are you the one freaking out here?
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- I'm graduating, not you.
- I can't help it.
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Don't you realize this is the last time
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we'll ever walk down
this hallway together?
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Last time we'll ever reach
your locker side-by-side?
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Last time I'll ever
watch your nose crinkle
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as you spin that lock?
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Last time I overlook
that you might be gross?
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Okay, please stop narrating
all my last things.
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There is so much stuff in here.
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What's with all these
notes from your mom?
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She put one in my lunch
every day like a crazy lady,
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- and I just chuck them in here.
- "Dear Schmoo,
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"I love you more today
than I ever have before.
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- "I am here for you always."
- Okay, that one's kind of sweet.
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"Dear Boopie, you're a perfect angel,
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"and Drew Kremp doesn't deserve you.
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"P.S. ... His Mustang now
has some serious scratches"?
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Holy crap. She's the one
who keyed Drew's car?!
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"Dear Squishy, I know change
is hard, but I promise you,
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"sweetie, your boobies will
grow just like the rest of you."
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Okay, maybe I shouldn't read all these.
241
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Wow. I should have paid a
bit more attention to these.
242
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You okay?
243
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I'm really not.
244
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I just realized...
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My mom is amazing.
246
00:09:01,256 --> 00:09:03,123
I'm gonna miss her so damn much!
247
00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:04,638
- What?
- She's always been
248
00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,660
there for me. How will I
survive without her?
249
00:09:06,762 --> 00:09:08,128
Maybe you should ask her.
250
00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,263
Don't be mad. I'm not
here to bother you.
251
00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:11,832
I'm just subbing for Se ora Gomez.
252
00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:14,534
But I did make you these
marshmallow fudge chubbies.
253
00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,403
Adi s, mija. [Smooches]
254
00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:18,338
- So good.
- I know.
255
00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:22,309
These are my last
marshmallow fudge chubbies.
256
00:09:22,411 --> 00:09:23,809
God, I hate her so much for
257
00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:25,527
making me love her like this!
258
00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:27,257
The big day was here...
259
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Gaduation. It was a time
to celebrate the past,
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look forward to the
future, and, for my family,
261
00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:33,754
be irritated in the present.
262
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,405
Bev, stop with the crying.
263
00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:37,025
I can't hear the children
264
00:09:37,145 --> 00:09:38,642
- say stupid things.
- [Sobbing]
265
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,364
But my baby is graduating
266
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from high school,
267
00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,993
a day I've been dreading since
268
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she graduated from my body.
269
00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:47,784
She's gone forever!
270
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,587
Hoo-hoo! One down, two to go!
271
00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,522
I think both of your attitudes
272
00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:55,459
are very extreme and terrible.
273
00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,961
And now the moment we've
all been waiting for...
274
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,564
I'd like to invite our
graduating seniors
275
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to get in line
276
00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:03,949
and receive their diploma.
277
00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:06,336
["Pomp and Circumstance" plays]
278
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,032
[Sighs heavily] I can't
believe my baby's
279
00:10:08,152 --> 00:10:10,101
going off to college in just a few days.
280
00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:12,042
You mean a few months.
281
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,444
Uh, sure. Months.
282
00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,329
Not on Tuesday morning
283
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,661
- before traffic gets bad.
- What?
284
00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:20,134
I didn't borrow my cousin
Greg's flatbed truck.
285
00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,299
- So, yeah, months.
- It sounds like you borrowed
286
00:10:22,419 --> 00:10:24,054
your cousin Greg's flatbed truck
287
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,722
'cause my girlfriend
is leaving on Tuesday.
288
00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:27,873
- You should talk to Lainey.
- Lainey!
289
00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:29,693
- I didn't mean now.
- Sit down!
290
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,895
What is this about you
leaving in a few days?!
291
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,863
Mr. Goldberg, could you please
292
00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:36,032
not interrupt our joyous ceremony?!
293
00:10:36,101 --> 00:10:37,901
Oh, God. He knows I'm
leaving early for Savannah.
294
00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,574
- How does he know?
- I'm sorry, baby!
295
00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:42,154
- He got it out of me!
- William Vanica. Dang it!
296
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:44,223
If you're not graduating, take a seat!
297
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,343
Oh, crap! He's on the move!
298
00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,727
- He's coming over. What do I do?
- I don't know, man.
299
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:50,216
I got a really deep emotional
300
00:10:50,336 --> 00:10:52,516
thing with my mommy going on.
I'm, like, not okay in the head.
301
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:55,118
Dude, how could you leave
early and not tell me?
302
00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,003
I'll explain everything when the
time is right, which is not now!
303
00:10:58,123 --> 00:11:00,451
No! No way! Do not walk away from me.
304
00:11:00,571 --> 00:11:01,791
I'm not walking away.
305
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,361
I'm slowly and deliberately
marching to receive my diploma.
306
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,597
Joyce Basilone. Congratulations.
307
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:11,301
Mr. Goldberg, you are not
part of the processional.
308
00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,536
Do not process!
309
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,688
This was supposed to be
our Barry/Lainey Summer
310
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,793
- of Love Farewell Tour! Now it's done!
- I was gonna tell you at
311
00:11:16,913 --> 00:11:18,957
the graduation party 'cause
I didn't want to ruin today,
312
00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:20,736
which is exactly what
you're doing right now!
313
00:11:20,856 --> 00:11:22,445
Lainey Lewis.
314
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,276
- Not the time, man!
- You know what?
315
00:11:24,396 --> 00:11:26,632
- Maybe it's best I'm leaving early.
- Maybe it is!
316
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,935
[Voice breaking] Thank you
so much. I'm very happy.
317
00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:33,189
You're not the only one whose
life is crumbling, you big butt!
318
00:11:34,098 --> 00:11:36,359
And we'll just move right along to...
319
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,862
... Erica Goldberg.
320
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,931
My sister was steps away
from starting her adult life,
321
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,166
but as she stood
speechless on that stage,
322
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,417
- nothing scared her more.
- Yeah, I'm good.
323
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,337
Erica, please let's just end this.
324
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,987
- Just take it.
- No.
325
00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:50,580
- Take the diploma.
- Pass.
326
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,091
- You can't pass.
- But I can, and I do.
327
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,911
- Take it.
- Take the diploma!
328
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,057
- No. Come on. Come on. Come on.
- Don't come at me with that diploma.
329
00:11:57,177 --> 00:11:59,382
- You take this!
- No! Fight it! Fight that diploma!
330
00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:00,784
- Take this. You earned it.
- Never!
331
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,319
No fighting, just graduating!
332
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,721
Seriously, it's a great moment for you!
333
00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:07,500
I will never graduate! You
cannot force my life to start!
334
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,122
- Erica, please, just take it!
- No!
335
00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:10,427
- Get away from me!
- It's one of the rules!
336
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,495
- Just take it!
- Sorry. I slept in.
337
00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,431
Did Erica have her Bat Mitzvah yet?
338
00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:15,599
- Come on!
- Get out of here!
339
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,150
- Just take it! Take the diploma!
- Stop following me!
340
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,703
Oy. What a mess.
341
00:12:19,771 --> 00:12:21,163
Tell me about it. How could
342
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,473
Jackie date Ruben Amaro Jr.
And not even tell me?
343
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,375
Okay, yeah, I was insanely jealous
344
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,143
of Jackie's jockey ex-boyfriend.
345
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:29,212
And so I made a date with my ex, Dana.
346
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,448
- Like they say, old love dies hard.
- [Laughter]
347
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,083
Isn't this awesome?
348
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,134
Yeah. I guess.
349
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,455
You just checked your watch
instead of laughing hysterically
350
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:40,539
at how tall Bubba Smith
is. What's going on?
351
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,559
I don't get it. This is part 5.
352
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,128
Shouldn't they have graduated
the Academy after the first one?
353
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,130
I think the problem is
you're focusing on logic,
354
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,016
not the lovable cast of characters.
355
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,800
Whoooooo!
356
00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:53,169
Okay, in what world would
an officer of the law
357
00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,872
stop a jewel thief by
making weird mouth noises?
358
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,174
That's Michael Winslow.
He's a national treasure.
359
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:01,111
They're LAPD. They wouldn't
have any jurisdiction in Miami.
360
00:13:01,231 --> 00:13:04,714
In that moment, it was clear
that our spark was gone forever.
361
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,350
Dana was my past love,
but Jackie was the future
362
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,885
and I had to get her back.
363
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,287
But first, I had to end it with
Dana and break her poor heart.
364
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,423
Okay, what's going on?
365
00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,225
Look, I've been wrestling
with these emotions
366
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,769
much like Hightower
wrestled that alligator.
367
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:19,963
And just as Steve
Guttenberg had to move on
368
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:21,631
from the "Police Academy" franchise...
369
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,234
- ? I know just how to whisper ?
- ... I, too, must move on.
370
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,987
? And I know just how to cry ?
371
00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,415
- [Music slows, stops]
- Wait.
372
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,139
D-Do you think this was a date?
373
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,540
Uh-oh.
374
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,409
The way you say that
makes me feel like...
375
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,810
Oh, balls.
376
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,879
... I misread this entire situation.
377
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,564
- Adam, I'm sorry if you thought that...
- Don't be.
378
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,051
It was really great
seeing you again, Dana.
379
00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:42,452
I hope it's not the last time.
380
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,321
That day, I looked like an
epic tool in front of Dana,
381
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,390
but, even worse, I had lost Jackie.
382
00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,059
As for my mom and Erica, they found out
383
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,860
that avoiding graduation
wasn't an option.
384
00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,949
I can't believe I graduated.
More than that, I can't believe
385
00:13:53,961 --> 00:13:55,946
- I let Principal Ball catch me.
- The man's like a bald
386
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:58,160
- cheetah. Who knew?
- What the hell?
387
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,803
This isn't a diploma.
388
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,806
It's a note from that
putz with the whistle!
389
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,843
"Insufficient credits.
See Coach Mellor"?
390
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:09,312
What does that mean?
Somebody say something.
391
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,481
Mellor always said that
if I skipped too much gym,
392
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:14,232
I wouldn't get my diploma.
I thought he was full of crap
393
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,386
because, you know, gym
is stupid, but it's real!
394
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,589
You mean... you're not going to college?
395
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,274
- I'm not going to college!
- You're not going to college!
396
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,793
My life has come to a grinding halt!
397
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:25,695
It's everything I've ever hoped for!
398
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:27,697
Wait a second! This is insane!
399
00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,599
- Yay!
- I'm a cautionary tale!
400
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,067
[Laughs]
401
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:34,704
What? Can't I enjoy the
success of my failing child?
402
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:36,506
Believe me, I don't want
to see her go, either,
403
00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,608
but she's leaving, end of story.
404
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,611
Murray, I can't handle losing her
405
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,146
for the next four years.
406
00:14:43,248 --> 00:14:45,682
I'd rather lose her
for a few short years
407
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,885
than hold her back forever.
408
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:56,783
My mom was about to do the
hardest thing of her life...
409
00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:58,993
Force the school to turn
over Erica's diploma.
410
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:02,663
Coach Mellor, we meet
again one last, final time.
411
00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:05,425
I take it you read that
little note I left for Erica.
412
00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,568
All right, let's tango.
413
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,570
She's not coming. It's just me.
414
00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,138
But I kind of need her here.
415
00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:13,474
I had a big, angry speech
meant to guilt and shame her
416
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,843
for missing my class 27 times this year.
417
00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:18,528
This is an outrage. You have
no right to target her t...
418
00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:20,247
27 times?
419
00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:21,564
Wow. That's a lot.
420
00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:23,651
And she forged a doctor's note
421
00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:27,046
saying she couldn't run or jump
because of "lady problems."
422
00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:30,624
How dare you accuse her
of forgery when you're...
423
00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,693
"Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman."
424
00:15:32,795 --> 00:15:34,877
- Oh, come on.
- I warned her for three years...
425
00:15:34,997 --> 00:15:36,764
Fail gym, pay the price.
426
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:38,624
Okay, she's still a wonderful girl,
427
00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:41,927
and I will stop at nothing
until you give me that diploma.
428
00:15:42,029 --> 00:15:43,669
Ugh. Here you go.
429
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,798
- That's it?
- Brace yourself.
430
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:47,468
Ready to have your mind blown?
431
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,114
I have no real power.
432
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,041
My greatest weapon is threatening
the kids with failing gym.
433
00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,473
So, every year, I terrify
the attractive, popular kids
434
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:57,076
to let them know that their
actions have consequences,
435
00:15:57,178 --> 00:15:58,911
even though they really, really don't.
436
00:15:58,979 --> 00:16:01,195
Oh, I'm sorry. [Sighs]
437
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,357
Do you want me to call
Erica and bring her in here?
438
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,119
Eh, the moment's gone. [Sighs]
439
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,460
[Air Supply's "Making Love
Out Of Nothing At All" plays]
440
00:16:06,529 --> 00:16:08,944
You raised an amazing
woman, Beverly Goldberg.
441
00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:11,434
It's been a pleasure
doing battle with you.
442
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,055
Pleasure's been mine.
443
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,475
Turns out my mom didn't
need to fight after all.
444
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:17,797
As for Barry, he was
just plain devastated
445
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,358
after his graduation fight with Lainey.
446
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,507
Wow.
447
00:16:20,609 --> 00:16:22,876
You're really clutching
your Wrestling Buddy there.
448
00:16:22,978 --> 00:16:24,970
You only do that when you're super sad.
449
00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:28,882
Lainey's never gonna forgive me
for spazzing up her graduation.
450
00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:31,585
Her dad said she's not even
coming to Erica's party.
451
00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:34,087
Oh, God, I've never seen you this bad.
452
00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:37,346
Well, I may not be able to
fix things with Lainey,
453
00:16:37,466 --> 00:16:39,927
but I think I know a way
to at least make you smile.
454
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,094
?
455
00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:42,863
"Police Academy 5"?
456
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,298
"Assignment Miami Beach,"
457
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,483
guaranteed to wash away your
heartache. Balls, balls. It's Jackie.
458
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,554
- Let's get out of here.
- Wait. She's seeing
459
00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,754
this thing by herself, and
you just want to walk away?
460
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,437
? I know just where
to find the answers ?
461
00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:55,393
- What about you?
- I'll be fine.
462
00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:57,544
- ? And I know just how to lie ?
- You've found your nerd-mate.
463
00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,852
Now go.
464
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:03,583
? I know just how to fake it
And I know just how to scheme ?
465
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,421
Is this seat taken?
466
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,640
- Well, look who it is.
- I know it seems like
467
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,072
I'm stalking you, but this
is a legit coincidence,
468
00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:12,272
which makes me think
469
00:17:12,392 --> 00:17:15,077
I was a huge idiot, and I'm sorry.
470
00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:16,530
What about Dana?
471
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,021
She was my first girlfriend,
and she'll always be,
472
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:20,968
but that doesn't mean she's the one.
473
00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:22,736
Just sit your butt down already.
474
00:17:22,838 --> 00:17:25,072
? And I know when to let you lose ?
475
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:28,023
? And I know the night is fading ?
476
00:17:28,143 --> 00:17:29,436
Boyfriend.
477
00:17:29,556 --> 00:17:31,278
? And I know that time's gonna fly ?
478
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,679
Girlfriend.
479
00:17:32,781 --> 00:17:35,148
And so we decided to let
go of our romantic pasts
480
00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:36,517
and just live in the moment.
481
00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,385
As for my mom, she
was ready to make sure
482
00:17:38,487 --> 00:17:40,563
Erica didn't put her future on hold.
483
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:42,850
- ? And I know the roads to riches ?
- Hey, love bug. Whatcha doin'?
484
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,317
Unpacking.
485
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,827
- ? And I know the ways to fame ?
- Listen...
486
00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:49,338
- ? I know all the rules... ?
- ... you know it's my dream
487
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,696
- ? ... I know how to break 'em ?
- for you to always be my little
488
00:17:51,816 --> 00:17:53,400
- baby chicken.
- Don't say "but."
489
00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,085
- ? But I don't know how to leave you ?
- But...
490
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:57,237
... as scary as it is, I
think we both know
491
00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:59,308
- ? And I'll never let you fall ?
- it's time for you to go.
492
00:17:59,428 --> 00:18:02,224
My diploma? Oh, no. What
did you do to Coach Mellor?
493
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:04,545
Actually, even he knows it's
time for you to move on.
494
00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:06,941
For the last four years,
I've made fun of you
495
00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:08,925
for dreading this day.
496
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:11,118
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- And now it's here.
497
00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:12,565
? Out of nothing at all ?
498
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,537
And I'm more scared than you ever were.
499
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,690
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- But you should know,
500
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,843
no matter where you are
or what you're doing
501
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:22,106
[Voice breaking] I will
always fight for you in an
502
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,665
embarrassing and inappropriate way.
503
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:28,168
You're gonna change
the world, Erica Goldberg.
504
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,438
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- And you're gonna visit... a lot.
505
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:32,821
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- In the end,
506
00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:35,075
sometimes we need that little push
507
00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:37,344
- ? Every time I see you, sun ?
- to get us where we're meant to go.
508
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,578
- ? all the rays of the sun ?
- And sometimes the journey is hard...
509
00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:41,769
... and we struggle to accept
the bumps along the way,
510
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,817
but it's the people you love most...
511
00:18:43,937 --> 00:18:45,357
- ? And I can make every... ?
- ... that can help you get through it.
512
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:47,187
- Sorry, I'm late.
- Barry: Lainey.
513
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,382
I didn't think you'd
ever talk to me again,
514
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,777
you know, after ruining your graduation
515
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,294
and embarrassing you in front
of everyone you've ever known.
516
00:18:54,363 --> 00:18:55,929
- Yeah, that was bad.
- It wasn't great.
517
00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,752
- It was basically the worst.
- Well...
518
00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:59,900
I don't blame you if
you hate me forever.
519
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:02,302
- ? And I can make all your demons... ?
- Hate you?
520
00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:04,871
- ? But I'm never gonna... ?
- After everything we've been through,
521
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,374
all those memories, the
best moments of my life?
522
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,076
- ? Do you really want to see me... ?
- I could never hate you.
523
00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,911
We really had some good times, huh?
524
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,813
- ? And I'm never gonna make it... ?
- We had some great times.
525
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,880
[Chuckles] And you know what?
526
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,317
This is the spot where we had
our first real conversation.
527
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:18,719
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- Yep.
528
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,654
I threw that party, made
an ass of myself...
529
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,215
? Out of nothing at all ?
530
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,490
... and you were the only
one who was there for me.
531
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:28,195
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- God, so much has changed since then.
532
00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:30,664
I mean, not everything. [Chuckles]
533
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,466
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- Even back then, I knew I loved you.
534
00:19:32,568 --> 00:19:34,368
? - Making love.
- Out of nothing at all ?
535
00:19:34,436 --> 00:19:36,303
And no matter where we
go, we'll always have that.
536
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:37,671
? Making love ?
537
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,072
? Out of nothing at all ?
538
00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,676
? Making love ?
539
00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,211
? Love ?
540
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,113
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- You coming?
541
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:47,481
- ? Making love ?
- I'll be there in a sec.
542
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:50,065
? - Out of nothing at all
- Making love ?
543
00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:52,102
How do you know so much stuff about me?
544
00:19:52,222 --> 00:19:54,436
Your sister's my best friend.
I've known you my whole life,
545
00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:56,423
and I can honestly say there's...
546
00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:57,758
no one like you.
547
00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,154
- ? Out of nothing at all ?
- Thanks.
548
00:19:59,274 --> 00:20:01,895
- ? Making love ?
- Turns out Erica was right...
549
00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:04,003
Our family would never be the same.
550
00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:05,832
- To my peanut.
- Together: To peanut!
551
00:20:05,934 --> 00:20:07,752
- ? Making love ?
- Not a person in
552
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,893
that room knew what the future
held, and, yeah, it was scary...
553
00:20:11,013 --> 00:20:12,829
... but that's the thing
about growing up.
554
00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:14,958
You learn that the things
that scare you most
555
00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:17,911
end up being the greatest memories.
556
00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:20,847
And for me, the best had yet to come.
557
00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:22,582
Sure, sometimes I forget details
558
00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:24,584
and always seem to get the dates wrong,
559
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:27,688
but everything we knew was changing.
560
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,823
And those next few
years of 1980-something,
561
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,471
well, they'd become the stuff of legend.
562
00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,426
_
563
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,613
Get ready to gobble-gobble, Goldbergs.
564
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,449
And your taste buds
are about to explode.
565
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:46,788
Together: ? Happy birthday,
dear Murray and Bev ?
566
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,923
Adam: Ah, no! Don't hurt me!
567
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:51,225
Murray: You almost broke that light!
568
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:54,062
[Indistinct shouting]
569
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:56,965
?
570
00:20:57,837 --> 00:21:01,321
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