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وقتی بچه بودم
مامانم از هر فرصتی استفاده میکرد
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تا ما رو بغل کنه، ماچ کنه، حسابی بچلونه
و خودشو بهمون بچسبونه
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و فقط سالی یکبار توقع داشت
ما هم محبتش رو جواب بدیم
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روز مــادر!
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اصولاً ما هم از این فرصت استفاده میکردیم
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تا سر به سرش بذاریم و بخندیم
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اوه یه نگاه به تقویم مخصوص من بندازین
تو پر ترددترین جای خونه هم هست
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چطوری رفته اونجا؟
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عجیبه، من ندیده بودمش
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می خواید یه نگاهی بندازین؟
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ببینید روز خاصی تو ماه مِی داریم
که لازمه یادتون باشه
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نه من میدونم
فقط برنامه ی سینکو دِ مایو هست
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فکر کنم مامان راجع به
روز کارگر تو فرانسه حرف میزنه
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نه روز جنگ ستارگانه
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چهارم مِی قرارمون بود، مگه نه؟
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- چطور یادم رفت!
- راست میگه
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- من عاشق روز جنگ ستارگانم
- باید برم خرید
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- منم همینطور
-نه، نه
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- چرا یادم رفته بود؟
- میخواید یه راهنماییتون کنم؟
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بله، هیچی بیشتر از استفاده از روز مادر
برای شکنجه ی بورلی گلدزبرگ
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باعث نمیشد
ما بچه ها با هم متحد و صمیمی بشیم
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چی شده؟
از مدرسه برگشتین خونه؟
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چه سوپرایزی
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داشتم این کارت های قشنگی که
روش برام متن نوشتین رو نگاه میکردم
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تقریباً یه سال پیش بود بهم دادین
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شاید بهتر باشه
شماهام بیاین یه نگاهی بهشون بندازین
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شاید یه حسی از اینکه راجع به چیه بگیرین
و اینکه چه احساسی به من میدن
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دیگه انقدر پرحرفی بسه
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من یه غذای میان وعده میخوام
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مثلاً یه چیزی که بشه با چیزهای دیگه خورد
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مثلِ پنکیک
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گندت بزنن، من بیخیال شدم
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مورری، تو شنبه شب
منو میبری به اون رستوران لاتینه
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و قراره بریم چاچا برقصیم
چون این بچه ها خیلی قدرنشناس هستن
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نه من اصلاً نمی خوام چاچا برقصم
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اوه، خیلی خوبم میای چاچا برقصیم
ایندفعه میخوام بترکونم
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و توام ایندفعه منو نمیندازی!
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خیلی خب، به اندازه ی کافی
خوش گذرونی کردین کودن ها
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برید به مامانتون بگین که میدونین
روز مادره
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آه، ولی ما کل سال رو
به اشتیاق این شکنجه میگذرونیم
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این یکی از رسوم خوب خوانوادگیمونه
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همین که گفتم!
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هی مامان
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ما الان فهمیدیم که
این آخر هفته روز مادره
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چی؟
من اصلاً یادم نبود
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وای باورم نمیشه که یادتون بوده
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وای من واقعاً خیلی بچه هام رو دوست دارم
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حالا نوبته بغل همراه با اشکِ
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بچه خرخون رو قوربونی کن و فرار کن
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- اوه، سوگلی خودم
- داستان منم بگین!
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سوم مِی 1980 یا یه چیز تو همین مایه ها بود
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و برادرم و رفقاش میخواستن
معروف ترین فیلم اون دهه رو تماشا کنن
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بابا، ازت می خوام که کنترل رو بدی من
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و زمانیکه ما بدون تو مشغول تلویزیون دیدنیم
بری برای ما ماچو درست کنی
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- نه
- واقعاً فکر کردی این راهت جواب میده؟
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آره، الان ما کل فیلم رو از دست میدیم
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من یه واچمَن سونی دارم
فقط 9 تا باتری لازم داریم
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فقط 9 تا باتری لازمه
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شما خنگولا میخواید چیکار کنین؟
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امشب میخوان یه فیلم که
پخشش از تلویزیون خطرناکه رو پخش کنن
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اسمش روز بعدیه
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واسه جایی که آمریکا با روسیه
جنگ اتمی داشته
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- بـــوم!
- آمریکا
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جیسون روباردز، آره!
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همه معلم های مدرسه هشدار دادن
که این فیلم رو تماشا نکنیم
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برا همین ما باید اینو ببینیم
تا پیغام کور خوندین، شفاف منتقل شه
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اگه بگم باشه، خفه میشی؟
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قراره بترکونیم!
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ولی این اصلاً ترکوندن نبود
به هیچ عنوان
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این اصلاً برای ترکوندن نیست
به هیچ عنوان
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معلوم شد فیلم روز بعدی
تصویری وحشتناک و کاملاً حقیقی
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از یه شهر کوچیک دقیقاً مثل شهر ما بوده
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که بعد از دستور وحشتناک رئیس جمهور
برای جنگ و حمله هسته ای نابود شده
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- زیادی واقعیه
- جنگ چیز بدیه
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- خیلی ترسیدم
- دیگه هیچوقت اون آدم سابق نمیشم
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از این استیو گوتِن بِرگ خوشم میاد
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خشمش خیلی زیاده
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بابا، اصلاً به چیزی که الان دیدی
اهمیتی نمیدی؟
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هر لحظه ممکنه یه ابر شکلِ قارچ اتمی
بیرون از پنجره امون ببینیم
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خودم میگم اون ابر رو بیارن
تا شاید تو بعدش خفه شی
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و منم بتونم
برگردم سَرِ تلویزیون تماشا کردنم
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اون شب همه ی کشور اون فیلم رو دیده بودن
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و به دنبالش یه ترس فراگیر به وجود اومد
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Okay, students, even
though we warned you all
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not to watch that terrifying TV movie,
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apparently everyone in this school did,
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as well as 100 million other people.
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Therefore, we are going to
have an emergency meeting
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entitled "The Day
After 'The Day After.'"
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Of course, the gym is booked,
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so it'll be "The Day After
The Day After 'The Day After.'"
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So, Wednesday.
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Oh, my God. How are you?
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I had nightmares all night.
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I didn't watch the movie.
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I spent the night organizing
my Garbage Pail Kids
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into a protective binder.
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Don't want you to feel like
things are going too fast,
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but this is our nest egg.
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Well, after watching that movie,
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I realized we don't
have any time to waste.
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We should have our first kiss,
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right here, right now.
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We talking cheek or lips?
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Uh...
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Thank you.
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I'm a big fan, big fan of you.
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Listen, my parents are renting a house
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at the shore this weekend.
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Come with me.
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We'll spend each moment
like it's our last.
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What is the deal with this movie?
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My mom said I could bring someone,
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- so I choose you.
- Well, okay, then!
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"The Day After" is the best movie ever!
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Oh, my God, she just
invited you down the shore!
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I know, Dave Kim.
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- But your mom will never say yes.
- I know, Dave Kim!
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- You gotta think of something.
- I know, Dave Kim.
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Lucky for me, the timing was perfect.
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(Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath my Wings" plays)
It was Mother's Day.
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I'd strike hard and fast
with a schmaltzy gift
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featuring the vocal
power of Bette Midler.
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It would make my mom
say yes to anything.
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I can fly higher than an eagle
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'Cause you are the
wind beneath my wings
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Unfortunately, my sister
had the exact same plan.
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This is pandering
garbage! You can't do this.
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Why not?
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Because I'm working on
my own pandering garbage
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so that Mom will let me go
to college 5,000 miles away.
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Emory is in Georgia.
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That's why I need to
ask her on Mother's Day,
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when she's all buttered
up and distracted.
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But we can't both lower Mom's defenses
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with an insincere,
theatrical show of our love.
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Well, you're just
gonna have to back down.
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Your dumb thing is way
less important than college.
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But when will I have the chance
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to rub cocoa butter on
my lady's shoulders again?
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Honestly, I can't imagine you ever will.
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But still, this is my whole future.
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Okay, fine. I'll back down.
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But only 'cause you're my sister
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and I love you, so I'll
let you have this one.
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And you lose, sucker!
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Adam, stop! You stop!
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Stop!
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Okay, everyone,
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welcome to "The Day
After" emergency assembly.
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First of all, I just want to assure you
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that everything is gonna be okay.
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It will not be okay!
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There's nowhere to hide
in a nuclear winter!
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Whoa. (Chuckles)
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What Coach means is
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that there could be a nuclear winter,
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but it definitely won't happen.
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Till it does.
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Does not, because it was just a movie.
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That will, for sure, come true.
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Look, I know a lot of you are scared
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that the President is
gonna snap, push a button,
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and incinerate us all,
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but I assure you, it will not happen.
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When it does, I'll be safe and snug
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in my fallout shelter
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while the rest of you mutants
scrounge for cockroaches.
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What, you got no argument for that one?
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No, you're right.
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That movie has shaken me to my core.
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I have so many regrets.
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You got about a week to fix 'em, Andre.
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Well, let's start with
that one right there.
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My name is not Andre.
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I only said it was in college
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to make myself seem more
interesting to the ladies.
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- Let it out!
- My name is Jonathan!
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And I love you, Lunch Lady Bernice!
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Are you out there?
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You're probably mashing potatoes.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, this day is a wash.
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Everybody go home and
hug your loved ones.
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I know I should be happy
to have the day off,
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but I'm, like, genuinely terrified.
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Me too. I feel so helpless.
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I never even got to party in Daytona.
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While Barry was desperate
to survive nuclear war,
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I was using Mother's Day as a weapon
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to get what I wanted.
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Oh! (Sobbing)
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Did you like my movie, Mama?
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I loved it so much, I wanna
crush your little face!
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Apropos of nothing...
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Can I ask you a totally random question?
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Anything, sweetie.
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Well, I have a really big favor to...
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Mom! (Laughing)
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I got into Emory, and
I wanna go to Emory,
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so I need a check for
Emory so I can go to Emory.
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And Happy Mother's Day. I
love you, snuggle, snuggle!
203
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Aah! Oh, yes!
204
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My baby's going to college!
205
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What?! No! No, no, no, no.
206
00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:14,821
Adam, be happy for your sister.
207
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- This is a huge day.
- No, no, no, no, no!
208
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Don't make it about me.
It's your day, Mommy.
209
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No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
210
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Emory may be a thousand miles away,
211
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but with the love of my
children and 20 flights a year,
212
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we will manage.
213
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I'm gonna get my pilot's license.
214
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Boop! (Laughs)
215
00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:34,336
Um, Mama, know what else is exciting?
216
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Jackie invited me down
the shore next weekend.
217
00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,610
Oh, no, no.
218
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Your sister is going away to college.
219
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That's enough excitement
for one Mother's Day.
220
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But I made up a whole tap routine
221
00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:46,112
celebrating my love for
you on this special day.
222
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Yeah!
223
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You love your little baby
boopie tapping his piggy wiggies.
224
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Adappa-dappa-doo
225
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Adappa dappa da dappa
226
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(Laughs) Thank you, Mama.
227
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(Chuckling) Oh, yeah.
228
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Happy Mother's Day.
229
00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:02,264
You will pay dearly for this.
230
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Emory, Emory
(Chuckles)
231
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While everyone was afraid
232
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our president would lead us to war,
233
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my big bro would lead
his loved ones to safety.
234
00:08:13,145 --> 00:08:15,628
- Fellow members of the JTP...
- JTP!
235
00:08:15,653 --> 00:08:16,807
- ...and the love of my life, Lainey...
- Lainey!
236
00:08:16,832 --> 00:08:18,323
- Don't do that.
- Sorry!
237
00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:20,860
I know you're all worried
about a nuclear apocalypse
238
00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:22,795
after seeing that scary movie on TV,
239
00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:24,753
but I want you to know
everything will be okay.
240
00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:26,966
I call it Barry's Bunker.
241
00:08:27,184 --> 00:08:29,001
Sadly, there's limited
room in the bunker,
242
00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:30,893
so some of you will
be left outside to melt
243
00:08:30,918 --> 00:08:32,815
or be eaten by
post-apocalyptic zombies.
244
00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,996
So, who goes and who stays?
245
00:08:34,021 --> 00:08:36,976
Obviously, you're in,
'cause you're my foxy lady,
246
00:08:37,001 --> 00:08:39,201
but the rest of you
much prove your worth.
247
00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:40,817
Geoff Schwartz, what skills do you have?
248
00:08:40,842 --> 00:08:42,007
I know which berries are poisonous,
249
00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:43,301
'cause I once ate some bad ones.
250
00:08:43,326 --> 00:08:45,551
Super useful. Next, Naked Rob.
251
00:08:45,576 --> 00:08:48,344
What skills do you have?
And don't say "being naked."
252
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Come back to me.
253
00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:52,860
Andy, clearly you're in, 'cause
you have tiny little fingers
254
00:08:52,885 --> 00:08:54,324
that are perfect for shelling nuts.
255
00:08:54,349 --> 00:08:55,699
Plus, you can sleep in a drawer.
256
00:08:55,724 --> 00:08:58,528
Very insulted, but it's
more important to live.
257
00:08:58,553 --> 00:09:00,528
Matt Bradley, looks like
you're in serious trouble here.
258
00:09:00,553 --> 00:09:02,199
I was an Eagle Scout and a lifeguard,
259
00:09:02,224 --> 00:09:03,357
and I learned how to frame a house
260
00:09:03,382 --> 00:09:04,887
when I did Habitat for Humanity.
261
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,511
Fine, I guess you
could cook or something.
262
00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:08,762
Well! I'm glad you're all here,
263
00:09:08,787 --> 00:09:11,488
'cause I have something
very important to tell you.
264
00:09:11,513 --> 00:09:12,942
- Get out!
- Don't worry, guys.
265
00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:14,634
We won't have to deal with this joker
266
00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:16,703
when we're in our
titanium-reinforced bunker.
267
00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:18,561
You do know I raised
myself since I was six,
268
00:09:18,586 --> 00:09:21,387
so if there's an
end-of-the-world situation,
269
00:09:21,412 --> 00:09:23,309
you'd want me there real bad.
270
00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:25,601
Yelling at a sandwich for
having too much mustard on it
271
00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:26,625
is not a skill.
272
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,989
Well, I can repair a radio,
273
00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:29,762
rebuild an engine, swing a hammer,
274
00:09:29,787 --> 00:09:32,231
catch a fish, start a
fire with small sticks.
275
00:09:32,256 --> 00:09:32,793
What can you do?
276
00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:34,270
I can basically do anything.
277
00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:35,995
I can break-dance,
278
00:09:36,794 --> 00:09:38,387
kick a light switch on and off,
279
00:09:39,225 --> 00:09:40,942
use a hockey stick
as an old-timey cane.
280
00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,500
Sweetie, those aren't
really survival skills
281
00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:44,809
as much as they are adorable
things I love about you.
282
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,634
Whatever. I'm your leader.
283
00:09:46,659 --> 00:09:47,356
That's my skill.
284
00:09:47,381 --> 00:09:49,301
It kind of seems like
your dad's our leader,
285
00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,759
'cause he's the oldest and wisest
286
00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:52,176
and actually knows how to survive.
287
00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:53,700
It's settled. Your dad will keep us safe
288
00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:54,864
when the mutant zombies attack.
289
00:09:54,857 --> 00:09:55,762
- Okay.
- Fine!
290
00:09:55,787 --> 00:09:58,176
I don't need you or food or water.
291
00:09:58,201 --> 00:10:00,684
I can sustain my life
on my own awesomeness.
292
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,317
As Barry stormed off in a fury,
293
00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:04,942
I'd strike back at Erica
for stealing my thunder.
294
00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,800
Armed with my high-tech
VHS editing gear,
295
00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,291
I'd manipulate my mom
296
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,903
with an even-more-epic
Mother's Day video.
297
00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,826
Whatcha up to, schmoopa-lumpa?
298
00:10:12,851 --> 00:10:13,950
Oh, I'm just finishing up
299
00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:15,583
a little goodbye video for Erica.
300
00:10:15,608 --> 00:10:16,168
Aww.
301
00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:17,551
It's a little early for goodbyes,
302
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,231
- wouldn't you say?
- Well, before you know it,
303
00:10:19,256 --> 00:10:21,317
she'll be gone to college and
only coming home on holidays.
304
00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:23,042
- I guess that's true.
- And then, junior year,
305
00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,767
she'll fall for a
handsome Southern fella
306
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,091
and get married,
307
00:10:26,116 --> 00:10:27,637
and then she'll see his
family for the holidays.
308
00:10:27,662 --> 00:10:28,994
But then I won't see her at all.
309
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,918
Well, she'll come home occasionally
310
00:10:30,943 --> 00:10:31,989
until she has kids
311
00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:33,781
and then travel gets
too hard with the twins.
312
00:10:33,806 --> 00:10:35,840
Well, the twins are as
much mine as they are hers.
313
00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:38,198
- She's gotta visit!
- She has no time.
314
00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,422
The twins are in school,
315
00:10:39,447 --> 00:10:41,514
and Erica got a job working
the front office there
316
00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:42,849
and it's way too consuming.
317
00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:45,443
Anyhow, let's watch that movie.
318
00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:46,937
(Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath my Wings" plays)
Lucky for me,
319
00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:48,161
- I was able to use
- _
320
00:10:48,186 --> 00:10:49,795
the cheesiest effects
the 80's had to offer.
321
00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:52,126
Stop it! I'm trying to eat
my Count Chocula! (Twinkle!)
322
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,670
And I showed my mom
a world without Erica.
323
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,078
What did I tell you?! Stop filming me...
324
00:10:57,103 --> 00:10:58,536
You're everything
I would like to be
325
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,421
I'm taking a Spanish
quiz! I will kill you!
326
00:11:01,485 --> 00:11:03,820
I can fly higher than an eagle
327
00:11:03,845 --> 00:11:05,765
Okay, I don't know what this
is, but you better stop...
328
00:11:06,893 --> 00:11:09,562
I can't wait to leave this
house and never come back!
329
00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:10,953
Get out! (Twinkle!)
330
00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:15,359
-
For wind beneath my wings
- _
331
00:11:16,716 --> 00:11:19,789
(Crying) Oh, my God! What have I done?
332
00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:21,828
(Sniffles) I told my baby girl
333
00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,753
she could move away from the family,
334
00:11:23,778 --> 00:11:26,512
and now I'll never see her or the twins
335
00:11:26,537 --> 00:11:29,672
because of that damn
desk job at the school.
336
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:31,363
Are you just giving up?
337
00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:33,627
That's not the Beverly Goldberg I know.
338
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,320
Oh, my God, you're so right.
339
00:11:36,603 --> 00:11:38,796
I gotta get back that
envelope she put in the mail!
340
00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,520
Also, can I go to the beach
with Jackie this weekend?
341
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:43,925
Yes, fine, do whatever!
I gotta get my baby back!
342
00:11:46,848 --> 00:11:48,547
Poo! Who designed these things?
343
00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:49,917
They're impossible to get into.
344
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,408
Uh, ma'am? Can I help you?
345
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,866
Yes. I accidentally
dropped something in here,
346
00:11:53,891 --> 00:11:55,609
and I desperately need to get it back.
347
00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:57,815
(Laughing) Oh, yeah. Was it your keys?
348
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,206
You'd be surprised
how many people --
349
00:11:59,231 --> 00:12:01,714
Actually, it's that letter
right there from Erica Goldberg.
350
00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:03,514
She's my little baby girl. (Chuckles)
351
00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:06,212
Do you have any I.D.? We
can't just give out mail.
352
00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:07,337
It's a federal offense and all.
353
00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,432
Obviously, I knew that,
354
00:12:09,457 --> 00:12:11,357
which is why I'm just gonna... Bloop!
355
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,487
Hey! I know where you live!
356
00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:14,589
I don't give a fuck.
357
00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:16,247
Adult Adam: As my mom was
running away from a felony,
358
00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:18,487
Barry ran to the smartest man he knew.
359
00:12:18,512 --> 00:12:20,276
Pops! We need to talk.
360
00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:22,701
As you can see, I've been
hard at work on the chalkboard.
361
00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:23,925
Okay, why are people
362
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,284
always dragging chalkboards
around this house?
363
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:27,315
Doesn't matter!
364
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:30,206
There has been a great betrayal,
and I find myself bunkerless.
365
00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:31,596
Just get to the chalkboard.
366
00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:34,455
I've created a list
of my greatest assets.
367
00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:35,950
Do you think they'll help me survive
368
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:38,674
when this world turns into
a radiated, barren wasteland?
369
00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:41,307
Is this about that
terrifying "Day After" movie?
370
00:12:41,332 --> 00:12:42,932
Woof, that gave me the willies.
371
00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:44,290
No! You're supposed to be
372
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,082
my wise and reassuring grandfather
373
00:12:46,107 --> 00:12:47,471
that tells me
everything's gonna be okay.
374
00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:50,432
I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list.
375
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,659
You don't have a single useful skill,
376
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,995
and I'm old!
377
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:56,151
We'll be the first to
go when the end comes.
378
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,309
- That's not comforting.
- Tell me about it.
379
00:12:58,334 --> 00:12:59,433
What are we gonna do?
380
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,393
I got kicked out of
Dad's pretend bunker,
381
00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:03,792
- which I pretended first.
- That's it.
382
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,885
We'll build our own
bunker in the basement.
383
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,042
Dad will never allow that.
384
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,777
Then, you just gotta convince him.
385
00:13:08,802 --> 00:13:10,729
- To the chalkboard!
- To the chalkboard!
386
00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:12,621
- Oh, it's here.
- There it is.
387
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,776
Emory is gonna be so awesome.
388
00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:16,979
Check out the brochure.
389
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,437
They have an incredible music program,
390
00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:21,096
and a brand-new recording
studio that's open to undergrads.
391
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:24,022
Or, funner idea, you stick around here
392
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:27,048
and attend the local junior
college/welding academy.
393
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:27,846
(Laughing) Oh!
394
00:13:27,871 --> 00:13:29,948
Aww, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me.
395
00:13:30,062 --> 00:13:31,962
But too bad the check's in the mail
396
00:13:31,987 --> 00:13:32,987
and that ship has sailed.
397
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,698
Here's the thing about that check.
398
00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,839
What is my college deposit
doing back in this house?!
399
00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:40,431
It's a funny story, really.
400
00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:41,688
There is zero chance
401
00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:44,128
that this story will amuse
and delight me, zero!
402
00:13:44,153 --> 00:13:46,839
Well... (chuckles) It was in the mail.
403
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,260
but I thought (clicks tongue)...
"I don't want it in the mail."
404
00:13:50,285 --> 00:13:52,643
So I took it out of the mail.
405
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,413
Why?! Why?!
406
00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:59,305
A certain unnamed
schmoopie showed me a video
407
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,530
and made me realize
that going to Georgia
408
00:14:01,555 --> 00:14:04,307
is a bad decision for us.
409
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:05,440
Me.
410
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:06,424
But wait.
411
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,567
I wrote a Mother's Day song
that celebrates my love for you.
412
00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:11,260
Just, please, listen.
Um... (Piano plays)
413
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,952
For she's a jolly good mother
414
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,810
For she's a jolly good mother
415
00:14:14,835 --> 00:14:17,604
For she's a jolly good mother
416
00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:19,651
Please let me go
to college far away
417
00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:20,393
No.
418
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,174
-
That no mother can...
- Denied.
419
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:23,864
(Strikes counter) Damn it!
420
00:14:25,439 --> 00:14:27,539
Bust out that zinc, 'cause your man
421
00:14:27,564 --> 00:14:29,174
is going to the shore
with you next weekend.
422
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,398
That's amazing!
423
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,128
You ruined my life!
424
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,831
Erica, how are things, dear sister?
425
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:34,628
What's going on?
426
00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:35,956
Well, your little beach bud made it
427
00:14:35,981 --> 00:14:38,140
so that I can't go to
the college of my dreams
428
00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:40,454
just so he can suck face
with you in the sand.
429
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,485
Her words!
430
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:42,567
But I wouldn't be opposed to it.
431
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:45,293
I hope it was worth it,
because you just lost a sister.
432
00:14:47,407 --> 00:14:49,306
- My Teddy Grahams!
- What was that?
433
00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:50,830
They're little graham-cracker cookies
434
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:51,821
shaped like teddy bears.
435
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,371
No, I know what Teddy Grahams are, Adam.
436
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:54,387
I meant with your sister.
437
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:56,612
I kinda made a video that
ruined college for her
438
00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:58,090
so we could hit the beach.
439
00:14:58,222 --> 00:14:59,888
Anyway, does it get cold at night?
440
00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:02,145
- Should I bring a jacket?
- Um, that's horrible.
441
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,436
Yeah, it doesn't sound that great
442
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:04,427
when I hear it out loud.
443
00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:06,385
Maybe a windbreaker,
'cause the ocean breeze.
444
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,676
I actually think it's best
445
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:09,121
that I do my own thing for a while.
446
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,355
After his talk with
Pops, Barry was determined
447
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,043
to brilliantly trick my
dad into building a bunker.
448
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,145
Hey! What the hell?
449
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,840
Sorry, had a hard day.
450
00:15:21,865 --> 00:15:23,565
Thought I'd catch up
on some world events
451
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,918
by listening to the radio.
452
00:15:25,107 --> 00:15:27,975
(Barry's Voice) Beeeeeeeeep!
This is not a test
453
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,731
of the Emergency Broadcast System.
454
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:32,790
Oh, no, this is real
and completely serious,
455
00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:34,410
'cause the newscaster said so!
456
00:15:34,435 --> 00:15:36,502
We have confirmation
from President Reagan
457
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,860
that Russia has launched a
bunch of nukes at Jenkintown,
458
00:15:38,885 --> 00:15:40,582
just like in that movie we all saw.
459
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,407
It's happening right now as we speak,
460
00:15:42,432 --> 00:15:43,631
live, here in the '80s.
461
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,903
I know, Dad. This is
a very scary moment.
462
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:49,614
It's so real, I don't know what to do.
463
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,973
Ha! I only made that
incredibly authentic newscast
464
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:56,699
to scare you into seeing the truth.
465
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,301
I told you you're not building
a dopey bunker in the basement.
466
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,925
Thank you for keeping an open mind.
467
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,217
I will also need money
for the following items.
468
00:16:03,242 --> 00:16:06,442
"700 pounds of poured concrete,
lifetime supply of potatoes,
469
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:08,734
seven bottles of ketchup
for the potatoes..."
470
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,606
There's one in the fridge.
Just take that and go.
471
00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:12,134
There's more. We need, "a chicken,
472
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:14,980
a cage for the chicken,
medicine for the chicken,
473
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,720
a chicken exercise-wheel,
474
00:16:16,745 --> 00:16:19,012
a lady chicken to keep
the other chicken company."
475
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:22,048
Please stop asking me to
build a life for this chicken!
476
00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:24,173
- Did he say yes to the bunker?
- I said no!
477
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:25,497
Did you tell him about the chicken?
478
00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:26,954
I don't wanna hear about the chicken!
479
00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,837
The chicken's the whole thing!
480
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,035
He doesn't care about the chicken!
481
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:31,910
Murray, just buy the boy a chicken.
482
00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:34,746
No chicken! It's just a movie, Barry.
483
00:16:34,771 --> 00:16:37,705
Look me in the eye
and tell me for sure...
484
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,930
For absolute sure... that
this will never happen.
485
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:46,004
That's what I thought.
486
00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:49,692
With that, my dad realized
how truly terrified Barry felt.
487
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,231
Meanwhile, I figured it was
time to make things right.
488
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:54,410
Come on, Mom, right this way.
489
00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:57,731
Wait, there's no cuddle fort down here.
490
00:16:57,756 --> 00:17:00,664
Yeah, I lied. Erica, he's here!
491
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,310
So, where's this cute mailman?
492
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:04,235
Hey! I lied about that, too.
493
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:05,982
We all need to sit down and talk.
494
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:08,699
If this is another
adorable video to con me,
495
00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,589
it's not gonna work.
496
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,514
Actually, this one's for both of you.
497
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,814
Turns out, that third and
final Mother's Day gift
498
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,642
would end up being
the most important gift
499
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,189
I'd ever give in my whole life.
500
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,823
Whoo! Good job!
501
00:17:21,924 --> 00:17:24,987
Wow. Look at me, I was so young.
502
00:17:25,026 --> 00:17:26,307
Not anymore.
503
00:17:27,659 --> 00:17:28,743
My video reminded them both
504
00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:32,134
that even though the years
fly and we never stop growing,
505
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:37,187
there are some things that
will never, ever change.
506
00:17:37,212 --> 00:17:38,210
It must have been
cold there in my shadow
507
00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:39,149
You grew up so fast.
508
00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:41,954
Yeah, but I'll always
be your little girl.
509
00:17:42,014 --> 00:17:45,716
I know, and I'll always be your mama,
510
00:17:45,818 --> 00:17:47,157
no matter where you are,
511
00:17:47,182 --> 00:17:49,597
even if it's... Georgia.
512
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:51,032
Georgia?
513
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:52,456
- You mean...
- It's like I say...
514
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,139
With the love of my children
and 50 flights a year,
515
00:17:56,595 --> 00:17:57,204
we'll manage.
516
00:17:57,229 --> 00:17:59,296
- You said 20 flights.
- We'll figure it out.
517
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,154
You always walked a step behind
518
00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:04,213
In the end, my mom got
her perfect Mother's Day.
519
00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:06,022
Not because she
held us close,
520
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:08,547
but because she learned to let go.
521
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,923
As for my dad, he finally realized
522
00:18:10,948 --> 00:18:12,649
just what Barry needed to hear.
523
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,675
Listen, I was thinking
about what you said.
524
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,173
And the truth is, I'm scared, too.
525
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,087
- You are?
- I'm terrified!
526
00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,142
All I wanna do is protect my family,
527
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,833
and the thought that I
might not be able to do it,
528
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,658
that keeps me up at night.
529
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,267
- So, what do we do?
- Nothing.
530
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:31,059
You just gotta live the life you got
531
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,915
and keep the ones you love close.
532
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,212
Did you ever know
that you're my hero?
533
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,043
I'm still scared, Dad.
534
00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:40,353
I know.
535
00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:43,045
The world can be a scary,
unpredictable place.
536
00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,384
But if we can be there for each other,
537
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,884
that's when life can truly surprise us.
538
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:50,610
President Reagan has been
left "greatly depressed"
539
00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:52,103
after watching "The Day After"
540
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:53,767
and has decided to change his policy
541
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,235
on nuclear proliferation.
542
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,659
As crazy as it seems,
543
00:18:56,684 --> 00:18:59,084
a single TV movie would
end up saving the planet.
544
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,742
And a little video I made in my room...
545
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:02,759
Mama! (Laughs)
546
00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:05,610
...would forever
change my sister's life.
547
00:19:05,982 --> 00:19:08,728
And in return, she ended up saving mine.
548
00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:10,642
Hey.
549
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,000
I talked to your sister, and she said
550
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,624
that you aren't a total piece of crap
551
00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:15,249
and that you actually saved her life.
552
00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:16,834
That's actually pretty high praise
553
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:18,792
coming from her, but it
doesn't change the fact
554
00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,250
I was a total...
555
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,909
-
I want you to know I know the truth
- Wow.
556
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:24,431
Uh, thanks.
557
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,264
My compliments to the chef.
558
00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:29,619
Next time, maybe just
don't say anything.
559
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:30,821
Got it.
560
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:32,767
In the end, I never got
561
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,134
my beach adventure with my girlfriend.
562
00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:36,326
But it didn't matter,
'cause I helped my sister
563
00:19:36,351 --> 00:19:38,770
begin the adventure of a lifetime.
564
00:19:39,236 --> 00:19:40,528
Thank you, Mommy.
565
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:43,053
Sure, none of us knew
what the future would hold,
566
00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:46,207
but that's what makes
the journey so exciting.
567
00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:52,076
-
Oh, and I
- _
568
00:19:57,617 --> 00:20:02,641
You are the wind
beneath my wings
569
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,442
Thought you might enjoy
570
00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,345
some great tunes as
you prepare our dinner.
571
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:08,907
(Barry's voice) Beeep. We interrupt dinner
572
00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:11,426
for the Emergency Broadcast System.
573
00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:13,919
Oh, no! This sounds serious and real!
574
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,677
We have confirmation
from the White House
575
00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,034
that radioactive zombies
have attacked Jenkintown.
576
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:20,326
The military guys say the
only way to outrun them
577
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:23,314
is with a pair of brand-new,
expensive Air Jordan sneakers.
578
00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,806
I don't own those!
I'll be the first to go!
579
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:28,267
- What should we do?
- If the world's gonna end,
580
00:20:28,475 --> 00:20:30,861
I'm gonna snuggle my baby
till the zombies arrive.
581
00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:32,573
Stop! I'll just wear my Reeboks.
582
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:48,700
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