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Ladies and gentleman, welcome to
the Fillmore Fantasy Class Draft!
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All students grade K through 5
are eligible to be drafted.
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As you pick your players,
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keep in mind that scores
are calculated based on:
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academics, behavior and attendance.
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And if a kid gets sick, they
go on the injured reserve.
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And this year the winner will receive
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a $500 target gift card
for school supplies
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May the best teacher win.
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- Fantasy Class Draft starts in 3...
- 2...
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- I'll take Maddie P.
- No!
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She doesn't have any friends
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so chook ain't got nothing
to do but study. Yes!
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"Pokemon Go" is screwing me.
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Damn it, my class' attendance sucks.
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Pink eye is killing me.
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Don't poop and touch your eyes, animals.
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Y'all thought Freddy S. Was a moron,
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but he just had ADHD. Oh!
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Now he's on meds and bae slays all day.
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Before I read the
results, let me just say,
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this game is stupid.
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With that being said,
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Deb and Caroline are eliminated.
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- No.
- Damn it.
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Which means Toby and Chelsea
are in the playoffs.
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Oh.
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May the best fantasy class win.
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All right, and now Melanie and Tim,
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let's see what you each wrote
about how you resolve conflict.
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Seriously, Tim?
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Everybody knows, never go to bed angry.
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Well, now, Melanie, just to reminder,
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you need to write something
on your board too.
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You can't just wait for Tim
and criticize what he wrote.
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Amateurs.
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What, did they just
meet in the parking lot?
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Now it's your turn, big boy.
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You and... and, uh...
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what's her face? Uh, your question is,
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how many children do you wanna have?
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Five.
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Who's gonna handle the finances?
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- She will.
- I will.
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I'm not good at math.
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If there was, um, football game,
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shirts and skins,
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which one of you's gonna
take of your shirt?
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I guess I will.
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Yeah, well, heh... hey, let's
pretend that football game
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is happening right now,
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and you can take that shirt off.
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Shirt and skins. You're skins.
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Ah.
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I'm sure Ms. Cannon will be
along any moment now.
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Does this look even to you?
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, boy.
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Jesus, Cecelia.
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I know. Sorry, guys.
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I was protesting
the use of plastic straws.
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- They kill animals.
- We know.
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That turtle video
you showed us made Lauren cry.
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So, what do we do today?
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Today we are using
old toilet paper rolls
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to make rain sticks.
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Ew, what's on them?
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Oh, shoot. My tahini must've spilled.
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She's nice, but girlfriend's a disaster.
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No, Annie, there's no C in "bake."
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It's a K.
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What are you doing with my student?
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I'm just helping Annie prepare
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for your vocabulary test tomorrow
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because I'm a good teacher
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and I want every student to do well.
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You lying sack of shit.
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Sorry, Annie.
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I meant "lying sack of shirts,"
like a laundry pile.
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Go ahead, Toby, tutor all you want.
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I have won Fantasy Class
five years in a row
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and you are not gonna break
my streak, you asshole rookie.
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Sorry, Annie, I meant "asphalt rookie."
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Like someone you walk all over.
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- You're going down.
- In your dreams.
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I'm gonna eff you up.
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- What? I got it right that time.
- I didn't say
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What happened to the gender
neutral bathrooms?
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When you bike to work,
you miss the morning gossip.
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The LSE voted to change them back.
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Oh, hell, no.
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Members of the LSE,
we must make all students
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of Fillmore feel accepted.
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Bring back gender neutral bathrooms.
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For the engagement party, I was thinking
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the play settings
should be rustic burlap.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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And speaking of the engagement party,
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I have a little surprise for you.
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Is it a ranch fountain
for the chicken nuggets?
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Oh, I'm gonna dunk so many nuggets.
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No.
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I invited your parents
to stay with me for the week.
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Yeah, I figured since
I haven't met them yet,
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the engagement party would be
the perfect time
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- to get us all together.
- Oh, my gosh.
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That's so sweet. When are they arriving?
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Any minute.
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Oh.
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Mary Louise, what're you doing?
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They can't know I spend the night here.
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- But we're not having sex.
- Who cares?
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They don't even know we hold hands.
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Oh, and don't tell them
we watch "Cheers."
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- They hate it.
- Why?
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Shelley Long's a single woman
working at a bar.
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She's like the '80s Mary Magdalene.
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Mom, Dad.
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- Sweetheart.
- Hi.
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- There's my little angel.
- Oh. Hi.
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- Hi.
- Aw.
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So nice to finally meet you. I'm...
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Oh, my, look at this hip outfit.
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Ooh, a fire. Fancy.
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Yep.
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Thank you so much for coming over
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to help me with breakfast, sweetheart.
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That's for your father.
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- Thank you.
- Morning.
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Morning.
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- Sweet corn.
- Uh, uh, ah.
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- Hey, what...
- Oh, boy.
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Joanna, honey, open your eyes.
He's gone.
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What are you thinking?
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Coming to breakfast
with my parents in the nude?
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- I'm not nude.
- You practically are.
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My mom saw your nipples.
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For her that's a romantic encounter.
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Go put on a long sleeve
button-down shirt.
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Okay.
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Wait, what're you wearing?
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Clothes. Now, go.
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But he didn't even
have hair on his chest.
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It's unnatural.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't Tim Brady.
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It's Tom Brodie.
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And what a great comparison.
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We actually wear
the same style UGG boots.
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Mm.
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- I have a trade proposal for you.
- I'm listening.
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I'm interested in two of your students.
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Bianca B. And Harry L.
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No can do. They suck butt individually,
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but their cooperation is stellar,
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and there's a group project coming up.
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Too bad, 'cause I was gonna
offer you Bobby G.
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Bobby G.?
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Isn't he your academic standout?
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He is, but my fantasy class
is skewing a little too
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"Big Bang Theory," so I'm in the market
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for behavior and attendance.
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- What do you think?
- You have yourself a deal,
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- little lady.
- Ooh.
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Shazam. Bobby G.'s dad
left them this week,
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the kid's life is in shambles.
Ah, enjoy, jackass.
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- Uh!
- Up the butt, Chelsea.
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You got me right up the butt.
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- You okay, Ms. Cannon?
- I'm sorry, guys.
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I'm just a little bummed.
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I tried protesting
for gender neutral bathrooms
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but no one took me seriously.
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- Can we be honest with you?
- Sure.
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No one takes you seriously
because you're a mess.
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I mean, look at what you're wearing.
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Are you a teacher or someone
selling non-food items
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at a farmer's market?
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And after five minutes
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of hearing you talk
about your macrobiotic diet,
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people wanna hang themselves.
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Wow. Okay.
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We're not trying to be mean,
but people make decisions
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about you based on how you look and act.
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Yeah, if anybody knows how
judgmental the world can be,
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it's kids in Special Ed.
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We're just trying to look out for you
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- like you look out for us.
- Thanks, guys.
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Combing your hair once a day
says to the world,
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"I'm not off my psych meds."
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For style, I'd like to see you simplify.
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Wearing jewelry from different
ethnic groups can look like
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a potpourri of cultural appropriation.
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- Try this.
- Mm, how chic.
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Ants on a log is a simple,
healthy vegan snack.
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And it won't leave you
smelling like the dumpster
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behind Panda Express.
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Mr. Pearson, may I go
to the nurse's office
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to get my ADHD medication?
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Let me just check something, Freddy.
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Mm, Ms. Snap's team.
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Instead of your medication today,
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how would you like a little treat?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, that's it.
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Eat up, every last bite.
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Freddy, no.
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I think we're gonna have to send him
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to the principal's office.
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I can't afford another
demerit on my team.
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Drop the stick, Freddy.
Drop the stick... ow.
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Freddy. Drop the stick, Freddy!
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- Mary Louise, hand check.
- Ah.
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And you better get going
if you wanna get home by 9:00.
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Why do you wanna be home by 9:00?
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For bedtime, you silly goose.
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You know that I go to bed at 9:00 p.m.,
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and I don't know what time you go to bed
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because I'm never here. Night night.
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Mm.
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Psst.
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Psst.
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Hey, what're you doing here?
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I missed getting a chance
to say goodnight to you.
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Well, isn't this a nice surprise?
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♪ Ba dum ♪
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♪ Ba dum ♪
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- ♪ Ba dum ♪
- What's this?
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Oh, it's just a little show for you.
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♪ Ba dum Ba dum ♪
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♪ Ba dum ♪
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♪ Ba dum Ba dum ♪
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♪ Ba dum Ba dum ♪
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♪ Ba dum ♪
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Mary Louise Rebecca Cleinice Bennigan.
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- Ah!
- Ah, John-Paul.
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Go home. Now.
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Okay. Sorry, Daddy.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.
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- We... we were just...
- Are you erect?
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What?
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Are you erect?
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- Uh... uh, no.
- Good.
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Goodnight.
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We need to talk about your parents.
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I think I was able to
convince my dad it was a dream.
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No, Mary Louise, you need to be honest.
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You can't keep lying to them.
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I'm not lying to them.
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They have a very ideal vision
of who I am
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and you're ruining it.
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I'm ruining it? How?
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By being a part of your life?
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How do you think that makes me feel?
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The only people that you seem
to care about lately
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- are your parents.
- That is absolutely not true.
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Okay, hottie.
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Hotshot. Hotshots.
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First question.
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Whose opinion matters most to you?
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- Mary Louise.
- My parents.
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- Mary Louise.
- Okay, fine, fine.
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I'll talk to them.
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- Losers.
- Melanie!
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Shh.
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And as someone who's always
been on the outside,
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I believe we should
celebrate our differences.
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Amazing what a comb and
a little deodorant can do.
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It's our job as educators
to protect our students,
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not alienate them.
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The more accepting we are of others,
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including our transgender students,
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the more we grow in turn.
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No!
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What?
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Oh, sorry.
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Not "no, I don't support
people's gender identities."
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No that Davey P. Just got pink eye.
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It's like these little freaks
are farting directly
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into each other's eyes.
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Mm.
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Thank you, Cecelia, for that
very impressive presentation.
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But we can't vote on
the same issue twice in a year.
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Official policy.
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Then why'd you let me get
through my whole speech?
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Because it was so good.
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And I can promise you this.
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Gender neutral bathrooms
will be the first thing
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on the agenda next year.
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I wish more people would show up
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with such well-thought-out
presentations.
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And the next time that
you have a concern or idea,
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I think that I speak for the council
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when I say we are all ears.
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Also, I couldn't take
my eyes off your blazer.
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Is that Ann Taylor LOFT?
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- Ann Taylor.
- Damn.
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We need to see the attendance
sheets for the other classes.
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Are you still playing that dumbass game?
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Hi. I need to pull my son
Howie out of class.
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His Pop-Pop just moved to hospice.
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I wanna make sure he says goodbye.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yes, of course, let me...
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No, he can't...
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go, because he has a spelling
test I really need him to take.
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But didn't you just hear
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how he has to say
goodbye to his Pop-Pop?
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Yes, so why don't you...
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I'm sure the old man
can hold on for one more day.
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- He has cancer.
- Which one?
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- Some of them aren't that bad.
- All right, enough.
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Mrs. Gower, I'm terribly sorry.
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You can go ahead and wait
for Howie in the hallway.
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You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
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These are children's lives
you're messing with.
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Shut it down now,
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or I'll report you both
to Principal Duffy.
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Here. Merry early Christmas.
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A $500 Target gift card?
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You know, Mavis, sometimes...
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Sometimes I do lose my faith
in humanity...
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Don't make this a thing.
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- Okay.
- Your mustache is uneven.
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Mom, Dad.
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Sweetheart, where's your khaki skirt?
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I don't really wear those anymore.
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00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:21,418
But you look so pretty
with your ankles covered.
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Yeah, but I'm an adult now,
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and I choose to dress like this.
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And there are some other things
you should know.
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We watch "Cheers."
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We hold hands.
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And dancing with my pants down
isn't a regular thing,
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but I did enjoy it.
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I knew it wasn't a dream.
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I really appreciate all
the values you instilled in me
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as a child, but I need
to make my own decisions now.
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I just wanna be honest with you both.
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Well, this is a lot to take in.
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It really is. "Cheers"?
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You know how we feel about
that druggie Woody Harrelson.
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But we want you to be happy, sweetheart.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Attention. Attention, everyone.
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I'd like to make a toast.
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I just wanna thank you all
for coming out tonight.
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And I also wanna thank my partner,
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my main squeeze,
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the Lewis to my Clark,
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the peanut butter to my jelly,
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the chips to my dip,
the cream to my corn.
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I have a lot of those. They're all food.
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My life is so much richer
with you in it.
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The hamburger to my helper.
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I'm sorry, I had to.
That one was really good.
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Cheers.
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00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,574
- Cheers.
- Again with that show?
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Listen.
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00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,307
I might have taken things
a little too far.
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00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:49,346
Me too.
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00:16:49,371 --> 00:16:51,691
I shouldn't have told Maria S.
it was Spring Break.
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00:16:51,863 --> 00:16:53,986
She has completely missed her
times tables.
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00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:56,604
I'm just so sick of
paying for school supplies
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- with my own money.
- Same.
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Also, this is dumb, but I think
the reason I get so crazy
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about Fantasy Class is
because it's the only time
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I get recognized as the best teacher.
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Hopefully, some day, if I work hard,
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I'll get recognized
as a great real teacher.
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- What's so funny?
- Oh.
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- You're serious?
- Of course I'm serious.
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You thought I was joking about
wanting to be a great teacher?
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Yes. You put no effort into teaching.
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And historically, you have been bad.
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00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,689
That is so offensive. I take my kids
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on more field trips
than anyone in this school.
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00:17:31,982 --> 00:17:33,855
Great speech.
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You must be the 'rents. I'm Deb.
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- Ah, nice to meet you.
- Thanks for coming.
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00:17:38,529 --> 00:17:40,200
My pleasure. Where's Blake?
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You made your class use Bunsen burners
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00:17:42,637 --> 00:17:44,277
to heat up your bikini wax.
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They were learning science.
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- Who's Blake?
- My son.
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- He's at my ex's.
- That is not science!
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- You have a son?
- You were married?
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- I can explain.
- You never told them?
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Ah!
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00:17:57,972 --> 00:17:59,285
Oh.
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00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,058
I'm sorry.
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00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,840
Please tell us that
the marriage was annulled.
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I'm not apologizing to you guys.
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00:18:16,718 --> 00:18:18,449
I'm apologizing to you.
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I'm so sorry about this week,
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and for not being completely honest.
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You and Blake are my whole world
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and I'm so proud of the family
that we're building together.
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00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:33,082
I'm sorry I ever hid that,
and I can't wait to marry you.
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00:18:35,972 --> 00:18:38,183
And because I want everything
on the table,
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- we've tongue-kissed.
- Mary Louise.
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No. No secrets.
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00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,004
- And he's had a finger in me.
- Mary Louise.
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00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:47,028
And he's eating me out.
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00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:48,722
Big time.
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00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:54,804
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