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We're in a perpetual
state of transformation,
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a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly,
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thanks to a biological
process known as metamorphosis.
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And George was in the middle
of a transformation of his own
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thanks to a biological process
known as dating Dallas royce.
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Oh, George, look at you,
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emerging from that dressing room
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like some kind of beautiful butterfly.
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You know, I never thought
I could pull the whole
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shoulder-draping sweater thing off, but...
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I do.
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I pull it off.
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And by moving the plaid
from up top to down low,
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you're creating visual
intrigue near your quads.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah. That's...
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- I love it.
- Really, George?
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'Cause I don't want you
to say you like something
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just 'cause I like it.
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I want you to be happy.
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I... I am happy.
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I'm happy because you're happy.
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He is my snipes in shining armor, y'all.
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George and Dallas' relationship
was on cruise control...
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But Lisa and Malik's had
flipped over the divider
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into oncoming traffic
and caused a 4-car pileup.
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Their breakup was messy.
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Lisa...
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You're... looking well.
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You... you going to French?
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Whether I'm headed to French
or into another man's arms
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is none of your business.
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My class schedule and personal whereabouts
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are no longer your concern.
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So I guess you don't wanna talk
about getting back together?
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The only thing I wanna talk
about is the safe return
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of the scrunchies I left
in your mother's car.
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There was a cheetah print.
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A cheetah print?
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A messy breakup posed no threat
to my relationship, luckily.
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My tablet and I were still
in the honeymoon stage,
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and let me tell you,
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the two of us were made for each other.
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My tablet made me laugh...
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made me cry.
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And the two of us...
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we didn't play games with each other,
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unless you count "Frogger."
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Hey, Sheila.
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Excuse me?
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Do I look like a Sheila to you?
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Well, yeah, you do, kinda.
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Really?
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Is it the garden clogs? It's
the garden clogs, isn't it?
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Or the sun hat.
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Okay, but let me tell you something.
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There is not an anti-aging
cream on the market
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that does what a
wide-brimmed sun hat can do.
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You take heed, Tessa.
Your skin is awfully fair.
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- Okay. I'll take heed, George.
- Mm-hmm.
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Can I have that back, please?
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Thank you.
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Now if you need me,
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I will be spending my weekend
in bed with a scary old man.
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Edgar Allan Poe.
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You know, you could've just
said you were gonna go read.
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Howdy.
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Jx5213.
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Jx5213. Jx5213.
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What can I do for you? Jx5213.
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Can I help you with something?
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Jx5213.
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Okay. You looking to get wet today, son?
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You pulled down the
wrong cul-de-sac, girl.
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What you got?
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What you got?
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I got... I got two kids!
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George.
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Theo. Cyrus.
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Hey there, Georgie.
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George. That was priceless, buddy.
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You ran like a scared little rabbit.
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I thought you were gonna slip
and fall on your trowel there.
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Okay, well, that... that...
that's a pruning snip...
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- Mm.
- So joke's on you.
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What the heck you guys doing in Chatswin?
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We're putting in a bid for
that big job up in Scarsdale.
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They're adding a concert hall
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to that performing arts
building they put up there.
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Yeah. Gonna be a huge job,
Georgie, just a huge job.
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That sounds huge.
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No, it is, George. It's huge.
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Anyway, Theo remembered that
you moved to Chatswin, and, uh,
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since we were so close,
we decided to look you up.
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Oh.
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Honestly, I hardly recognized you, George.
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You're looking very suburban, bro.
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Yoo-hoo! George! Yoo-hoo!
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Why don't we head inside and
crack open a cold one, huh?
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We're twins today, George!
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Twinsies!
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Well, I might expect the cold
shoulder from other people,
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but I did not see that
coming from my twinsie.
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Estoy ocupada, Jorge.
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Tessa? I... I'm sorry.
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I don't speak Spanish. Are you in there?
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Hey, Lisa.
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Hey there, B.F.F.
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Is this a B.T.F.Y.?
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Bad time for you?
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Uh, no.
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I was just enjoying some alone time...
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alone.
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Great. Since I'm now a
totally independent woman
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who doesn't rely on a man
for emotional stability,
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I thought I'd fill every
second of my newfound freedom
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by spending time with you.
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Girl time.
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What's with the trunk?
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Oh, this is my sleepover trunk.
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It has all of my sleepover essentials.
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Go ahead. Pop the hood.
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Yes. Scrapbooking supplies,
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airbrushing supplies,
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tie-dying supplies.
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What is...
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- This?
- Oh, that, my friend,
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is what I like to call
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the piece de re-fish-tance.
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A dead fish?
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A dead friendship fish.
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Oh, I see. And is that a freshwater...
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I caught it for us, Tessa,
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in Friendship Lake, while I
was at macrame camp this summer.
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Local camp legend says
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that if two people partake
in the same friendship fish,
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then they'll be friends forever.
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What do you mean by "partake"?
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Aha! It's your lucky day, gents!
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I didn't want to make any
promises I couldn't keep,
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but ta-da! Diet grapefruit spritzers.
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Truth is,
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just as refreshing as regular spritzers,
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zero calories.
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Forget it.
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No-brainer.
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Mmm!
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It's lively.
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So, George, what have you been
up to since you left the firm?
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You know, other than taking
care of your two kids.
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Uh, well, a... actually,
it's... it's just the one.
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I thought you guys were gonna kill me
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and that you'd be more
sympathetic if I had two kids.
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You know, "I've got two kids!"
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Could you shoot?
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I... I couldn't.
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Anyway, what have I been up to?
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Uh...
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Oh. Installed a handful of,
uh, skylights around town.
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Installed the hell out of 'em.
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In fact... it's kinda
funny... people around here,
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uh, started calling me the skylight king.
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That's not funny.
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- Hmm?
- I'd kick someone's ass if they called me that.
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Yeah. No, I did.
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I kicked everybody's asses, then I went off
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and did some other nonskylight...
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related things. Would you mind?
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Okay, I am bugging out right now, George.
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You're like a different person.
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Suburban life has really domesticated you.
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I mean, it's like he's a real housewife
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of Chatswin county.
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Don't be silly.
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Chatswin's not a county.
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Look, there might be some
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surface differences between
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New York George and Chatswin George,
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but down deep inside,
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I am the same old guy.
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Oh, come on! These are slice and bake,
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just like any tough guy
from New York would make.
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Whew. Uh, wow.
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Speaking of that, man... you know what?
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We gotta hit the road.
Yeah, we got that, uh...
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Okay. Hey. Come on.
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G... guys, all right, you know what?
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Screw these scrumptious,
flaky, piping hot pastries.
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Let's go grab some real grub, huh?
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Some burgers and gin
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and some kind of real edgy dessert.
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You know, some kinda chocolate volcano...
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just goes straight to
your taste buds and...
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While George was trying to
rekindle an old friendship,
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my B.F.F. was demanding
my undivided attention.
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Are you sure this is fit for consumption?
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Fit for consumption?
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It's been smoking for the
past month in my closet.
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I borrowed my dad's electric smoker.
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He bought it from an in-flight magazine.
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Um, before we dig in,
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maybe we should, um...
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work up an appetite first.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I doubt it.
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What she was thinking was
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two and half hours of arts and crafts
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that started with airbrushing t-shirts
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and ended with watermelon helmets.
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The evening couldn't get any worse.
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Okay, now you want to sing
"Friends" by Bette Midler
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or "One True Friend" by Bette Midler?
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Uh, you know what, Lisa?
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I'm actually feeling kind of... tired.
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I mean, what time is it?
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It's already...
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6:45.
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You're low blood sugar,
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which means it's time
for the you-know-what.
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Ye old fish of friends.
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- Doesn't it look delicious?
- Hmm...
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Actually, you know what?
You deserve the first bite.
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In fact, I'll just feed it to you.
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Doorbell!
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You know, when I first moved
here, it was hard, I'll admit.
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Coming from Manhattan, it was
total culture shock, you know?
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I'll bet.
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But I've actually met some
pretty genuine people here.
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Hey, Georgie boy, what's the skinny?
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What is happening-a-ling-a-ding-dong?
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What... what's going on? What is this?
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Well, we heard your New
York friends were in town,
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so we thought we would bada bing
and that we would fuhgeddaboudit!
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Do you... do you know these clowns?
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Uh, yes. Actually, this
is my neighbor Fred.
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Vinnie Boombatz,
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but folks around here call me "Cha-Cha"
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on account of me being the
best dancer in Chatswin.
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Dig?
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- Pardon us.
- Mm.
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Guys?
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What... what has gotten into you two?
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Look, we just wanted to show your friends
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how cool us Chatswinelenos could be,
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and for some reason,
Fred thought that meant
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dressing up like a 1950s greaser.
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I'll have you know that
Vinnie Boombatz was a hit
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at last year's "Grease"
-themed fund-raiser...
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for cystic fibrosis.
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We just didn't want you to
be embarrassed of us, George.
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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You did or you didn't
want me to be embarrassed?
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Didn't. Didn't. I...
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Yikes.
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00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:19,007
Dude, I know you're counting down the days
258
00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:20,358
until Tessa turns 18.
259
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:22,035
I mean, once she leaves,
you ain't got nothing
260
00:10:22,016 --> 00:10:23,924
keeping you here with Vinnie Boombatz.
261
00:10:24,044 --> 00:10:25,627
Ayy!
262
00:10:25,677 --> 00:10:27,566
Well, a... actually, I think...
263
00:10:27,604 --> 00:10:29,149
- I mean, the burgers are okay...
- Mm.
264
00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:31,301
But this place is full of phonies.
265
00:10:31,421 --> 00:10:34,022
Fake nose, fake boobs,
266
00:10:34,142 --> 00:10:35,999
fake tan, fake hair...
267
00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:37,251
No, I know. Tell me about it.
268
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,441
- And all on one chick.
- Yeah.
269
00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:40,624
Oh. That chick.
270
00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:42,319
Oh!
271
00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:44,140
Well, hiya, hunk.
272
00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:45,260
Hi. Mm.
273
00:10:45,276 --> 00:10:47,168
Guys, this is Dallas, my girlfriend.
274
00:10:47,288 --> 00:10:49,608
- Dallas, this is Theo and Cyrus.
- Hi.
275
00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:50,714
We used to work together. Hey.
276
00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:54,626
It's just super, super-duper,
277
00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:56,766
meeting some of George's New York friends.
278
00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:59,319
In fact, this might be a double duper,
279
00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:01,758
which would make it
super-super-duper-duper.
280
00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:03,417
Yeah.
281
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,558
Well, okay, sweetheart,
um, I'm a little worried
282
00:11:06,558 --> 00:11:08,034
they're gonna run out of
the chocolate volcanoes.
283
00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,255
- Would you...
- Ooh! Good call.
284
00:11:10,293 --> 00:11:11,500
I'm on it, cuz.
285
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,571
Manhattan... I love it.
286
00:11:15,607 --> 00:11:18,364
Well, she...
287
00:11:18,383 --> 00:11:20,673
is just super, George.
288
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,312
Mm. No. No. Super-duper.
289
00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:24,846
Okay, so you guys are kidding, but she is.
290
00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:26,016
I don't get it.
291
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:28,775
Are... are you dating
her, like, ironically or...
292
00:11:28,782 --> 00:11:32,466
No. Or... or are you writing some
kind of a long-form humor essay?
293
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:35,162
Okay, look, you can make
fun of my Crescent rolls
294
00:11:35,156 --> 00:11:37,014
a-and my gardening implements
295
00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,398
and even Vinnie Boombatz...
296
00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:40,637
- Ayy!
- But that woman is warm,
297
00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:41,795
and she is kind,
298
00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:43,841
and she will do anything for
the people she cares about.
299
00:11:43,878 --> 00:11:46,339
You guys have been in Chatswin,
what, all of three hours?
300
00:11:46,459 --> 00:11:48,961
And... and you have everyone
here pegged. You know what?
301
00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:52,306
Why don't you just head back
to midtown, where you came from?
302
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,834
Well, good luck with
everything, skylight king.
303
00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:59,074
And, hey, if we need a sellout
to, uh, put in a roof window,
304
00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:00,119
we'll give you a call.
305
00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:02,328
Oh, really? R... a roof window?
306
00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:04,905
Yeah, because that's all they are.
307
00:12:04,943 --> 00:12:05,794
Boom.
308
00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:13,433
Oh!
309
00:12:13,553 --> 00:12:14,784
Wow!
310
00:12:15,222 --> 00:12:17,156
As far as I am concerned,
311
00:12:17,149 --> 00:12:20,422
nobody exaggerates and distorts the essence
312
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:23,976
of any person, animal, or object
quite like old Charlie here.
313
00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:25,289
I have to go to the bathroom.
314
00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:27,235
Oh, perfect, because I
actually wanted Charlie
315
00:12:27,254 --> 00:12:28,680
to do a couple of candid shots,
316
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,106
like maybe I could be in the background,
317
00:12:30,109 --> 00:12:31,120
shaving my legs.
318
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,992
No. Lisa, this is something
that I have to do alone.
319
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:40,166
Uh, hello, Mrs. Shay.
320
00:12:40,286 --> 00:12:42,437
This is...
321
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,390
Fire Inspector...
322
00:12:45,424 --> 00:12:47,742
Charmin.
323
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:52,255
Well, we have received a report
324
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,697
about a possible safety hazard.
325
00:12:55,885 --> 00:12:57,324
I'm so sorry, Tessa.
326
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,207
I know how much this night meant to you!
327
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,572
Part of me felt bad for ratting out Lisa...
328
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,818
Come here, sexy.
329
00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:05,869
But most of me just wanted
330
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,171
to get back to the main man in my life.
331
00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,806
Those guys don't take me seriously.
332
00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,233
Oop. Sorry, baby.
333
00:13:14,353 --> 00:13:15,729
I got chocolate sauce on your head.
334
00:13:15,798 --> 00:13:18,770
Let me tell you something.
I went to college with Theo.
335
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,653
I'm twice the architect he is,
336
00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:23,250
and Cyrus is, like, the
least creative dude I know.
337
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,564
Then why don't you just
338
00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:27,112
out-whatever those losers
339
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:29,116
on whatever it is they're whatever-ing?
340
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,714
What do you mean?
341
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,265
Undercut their bid
342
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,155
on the Scarsdale performing
arts center addition
343
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,107
by presenting something
more cost-effective
344
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,114
but equally striking aesthetically?
345
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:40,598
Yeah, George. That's what I said.
346
00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:50,077
Tessa.
347
00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:53,574
Hello?
348
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,202
Tessa.
349
00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:10,173
Friendship, Tessa.
350
00:14:10,192 --> 00:14:11,819
I gave my life for it,
351
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:14,459
and you threw it back!
352
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,098
Aah!
353
00:14:16,117 --> 00:14:17,448
Aah!
354
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,463
At that moment, I realized two things...
355
00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:27,059
one... my relationship with electronics
356
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,293
was overshadowing my
relationship with Lisa.
357
00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:33,747
And two... I was reading way too much Poe.
358
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:49,846
You know, George...
359
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,317
I'm no expert on the subject,
but from where I stand,
360
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:54,908
you are architecturing the
hell out of those designs.
361
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:58,787
Oh. Just triple the
number of ladies' rooms,
362
00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:00,595
and you've got yourself a winner.
363
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,746
The next morning, I decided
to take the fish's advice...
364
00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:08,478
And make things right with Lisa.
365
00:15:08,497 --> 00:15:09,949
I'm not home.
366
00:15:10,224 --> 00:15:11,607
Hey.
367
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:13,378
What is with the outfit?
368
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,593
Got sentenced to roadside
cleanup after my mom found out
369
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,134
about the unlicensed smoker in my closet.
370
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:20,898
About that...
371
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,407
I'm sorry.
372
00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:24,853
Oh, it's not your fault.
373
00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:27,931
If Fire Inspector Charmin hadn't
been so damn good at his job...
374
00:15:27,944 --> 00:15:30,403
No, that's me. I'm Fire Inspector Charmin.
375
00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:33,193
I'm the one who ratted you out.
376
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,658
I'm so sorry, Lisa.
377
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,242
I just didn't want to sing
any more Bette Midler songs.
378
00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:40,838
What?
379
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:42,834
I don't understand.
380
00:15:43,078 --> 00:15:44,323
The divine Miss M. Has
381
00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:46,538
cornered the market on
songs about friendship.
382
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:48,258
Ask anybody who's ever had a friend.
383
00:15:48,378 --> 00:15:50,210
Look, Lisa,
384
00:15:50,385 --> 00:15:52,005
ever since you and Malik hooked up,
385
00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:54,189
you and I have been spending
a lot less time together,
386
00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:55,740
and I'm not mad.
387
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,505
I'm not mad,
388
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,144
but I adapted.
389
00:15:59,776 --> 00:16:01,371
I started my own relationship.
390
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,411
You got a lot of nerve showing
up here with that e-reader.
391
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,505
It's a tablet, Lisa.
392
00:16:10,532 --> 00:16:13,391
A really versatile tablet,
393
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,551
with a full-sized U.S.B. port
394
00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:17,855
and an integrated kickstand,
395
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:19,835
and a really sizable hard drive.
396
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,444
I get it.
397
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:25,622
I mean, it was there for you when I wasn't,
398
00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:28,526
and unlike me, it doesn't just show up
399
00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:30,572
when its boyfriend is out of town.
400
00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:34,051
I'm really happy for you guys.
401
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,297
You look really cute together.
402
00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:39,418
So if you'll excuse me,
403
00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:42,096
I have to go pick up tampon
applicators in the park.
404
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,387
Lisa, wait.
405
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:49,053
There is one thing this tablet can't do.
406
00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:51,412
Pick up tampon applicators in the park?
407
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,152
Okay, two things.
408
00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:58,476
It can't eat friendship
fish with its best friend.
409
00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:02,825
Well, not this generation, anyway.
410
00:17:03,194 --> 00:17:04,495
Friends forever.
411
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:07,010
Friends forever.
412
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,385
Wow. That is smoky.
413
00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:14,769
Mmm! That is super smoky.
414
00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:15,870
Mm-hmm.
415
00:17:16,082 --> 00:17:17,390
But not bad.
416
00:17:17,565 --> 00:17:19,323
You can taste the friendship.
417
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:23,890
Let's go! Let's go!
418
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:27,006
What did this to you?
What... what did you ingest?
419
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:28,601
Friendship.
420
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,154
Tessa, I'm so sorry.
421
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:47,920
Apparently, you're only supposed
to smoke fish for four hours,
422
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,467
not four weeks.
423
00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:53,219
It was an innocent mistake, Lisa.
424
00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:55,822
Why didn't you get sick?
425
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,924
Oh, we Shays have iron stomachs.
426
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,582
It's our bodies' way of compensating
427
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:01,434
for our diminished sense of taste.
428
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,388
We still can't get a hold of your dad,
429
00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:08,641
and unfortunately, we
won't be able to release you
430
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,175
until a family member
signs your discharge papers.
431
00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:14,203
You're sure there's no
one else we can call?
432
00:18:16,649 --> 00:18:19,984
And finally, a columned subsidiary space
433
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:22,305
alongside the body of the main building
434
00:18:22,425 --> 00:18:24,220
would lead from the atrium...
435
00:18:24,983 --> 00:18:26,228
to the concert hall.
436
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:27,385
Well done, Mr. Altman.
437
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,662
You've really opened up the space
438
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,201
with your use of skylights.
439
00:18:30,321 --> 00:18:32,879
And I, for one, appreciate
the abundance of ladies' rooms.
440
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,875
Oh, thank you. That... that happens to be
441
00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:36,827
my beautiful associate's idea.
442
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:39,374
Along with the bedazzled borders.
443
00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:43,134
It's amazing how some glue
and a few crappy plastic beads
444
00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:44,986
can really class up any project.
445
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,739
- Oh, it's true. It's true.
- Mm.
446
00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:05,026
Oh, shoot.
447
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:06,953
Tessa? Hey.
448
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,967
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I didn't get your messages.
449
00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:10,957
Are you okay? What happened? Are you okay?
450
00:19:10,969 --> 00:19:12,953
For the love of God, would
you tell me if you're okay?
451
00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,354
I'm okay, George.
452
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,462
Okay.
453
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:17,545
I just had a mild deadly
case of food poisoning.
454
00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:19,628
Ohh.
455
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,287
I don't believe this. I'm so
sorry I wasn't there for you.
456
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,883
How'd you get home? Sheila?
457
00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:25,803
Well, actually, they wouldn't release me
458
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,700
without a family member's consent, so...
459
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:29,939
Helen.
460
00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,172
Yes, George.
461
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,080
Oh, happy to help out.
462
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,933
When the hospital couldn't reach you,
463
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:37,848
Tessa got a little frantic,
464
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,487
and so she called her grandmother.
465
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,702
Well, that's great.
466
00:19:41,822 --> 00:19:44,230
So... thanks.
467
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:48,047
You don't have to do that.
I got it from here, Helen.
468
00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:51,175
Oh, you might as well get used
to me being around again, George,
469
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:54,910
because this time, I'm not going anywhere.
470
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:58,182
Great.
471
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,703
When you're in danger of
losing someone you care about,
472
00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:04,026
often, you'll do anything
to re-establish a connection.
473
00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:08,231
For Malik, that meant sculpting
a bust of Lisa's head...
474
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:11,070
One for every day they weren't together.
475
00:20:33,443 --> 00:20:36,139
For George, it meant focusing less on work
476
00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:38,641
and... more on breakfast.
477
00:20:38,991 --> 00:20:40,012
Good-bye.
478
00:20:40,642 --> 00:20:41,989
So you got the bid.
479
00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:44,304
- Nope.
- Oh.
480
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,131
Sorry.
481
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,934
Ah, it's fine. Considering
how little time I had,
482
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,667
I think I did a pretty great job.
483
00:20:50,787 --> 00:20:52,407
It just felt good, you know,
484
00:20:52,821 --> 00:20:55,779
to get the creative juices flowing again.
485
00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:58,174
And more importantly, Theo
and Cyrus didn't get it either,
486
00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,740
so their failure is victory enough for me.
487
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:02,931
- That's the spirit.
- Mm-hmm.
488
00:21:03,236 --> 00:21:04,825
Honestly, though, Tess,
489
00:21:05,244 --> 00:21:06,933
I'm not the same person I was.
490
00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:08,729
There was a time when I was...
491
00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:11,130
completely driven professionally.
492
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,540
But now I guess I have other priorities.
493
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,301
Besides, if I was out competing
for every job on the market,
494
00:21:19,295 --> 00:21:21,447
I wouldn't have time to make you my famous
495
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,625
sizzling chorizo scrambler.
496
00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:26,040
Seriously, you want?
497
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:27,760
Fish frittata?
498
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,105
You're mean.
499
00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:31,188
What? Hair of the dog... that's a thing.
500
00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:33,816
Oh, fried gizzard sandwich?
501
00:21:33,847 --> 00:21:35,092
Ugh!
502
00:21:35,142 --> 00:21:37,295
Egg drop soup, extra droppings.
503
00:21:37,345 --> 00:21:39,347
Yeah? One of those.
504
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:45,639
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