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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,958 --> 00:00:01,907 Change is a part of life. 2 00:00:01,955 --> 00:00:03,373 It's inevitable. 3 00:00:03,451 --> 00:00:05,085 The trees don't apologize when they change, 4 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:06,471 so why should I? 5 00:00:06,545 --> 00:00:08,679 I'm not sure I've ever known the calm I feel 6 00:00:08,781 --> 00:00:12,033 when lying in a pile of crisp fall leaves. 7 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:14,135 It's as though... 8 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:17,472 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 9 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:21,334 Something crawled down my throat. 10 00:00:21,418 --> 00:00:24,103 Ugh. Something leggy. 11 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:26,121 Let's go inside, Lisa. 12 00:00:26,215 --> 00:00:28,216 I don't have any more clarity now 13 00:00:28,312 --> 00:00:31,748 than I did before whatever that was crawled down your throat. 14 00:00:31,888 --> 00:00:34,340 I just... 15 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:37,002 don't know how George is gonna feel about this. 16 00:00:37,114 --> 00:00:39,399 Tessa, you've spent 16 consecutive thanksgivings 17 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:41,039 tethered to that man's teat. 18 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,588 Just this once your mother, who you've never met, 19 00:00:43,699 --> 00:00:46,918 - is flying in from Berlin... - Exactly. 20 00:00:47,052 --> 00:00:50,771 And it's really important to my grandmother. 21 00:00:50,937 --> 00:00:52,755 It's too bad we didn't have more of a heads-up. 22 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,863 Could have made a great human interest piece. 23 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,228 I could have reached out to Connie Chung, Hugh Downs... 24 00:00:57,332 --> 00:00:59,617 God. I wish Donahue was still in the game. 25 00:00:59,723 --> 00:01:03,188 Phil would have handled this right. 26 00:01:03,295 --> 00:01:05,296 Oh, so I was thinking... 27 00:01:05,392 --> 00:01:08,044 we do all our Thanksgiving traditions the day before. 28 00:01:08,177 --> 00:01:10,245 We drive into the city, see the floats, all that jazz, 29 00:01:10,343 --> 00:01:13,178 then day of, we hit the Royces'. 30 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,651 Cool. 31 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:17,130 It's gonna be smaller this year. Just our two families. 32 00:01:17,255 --> 00:01:19,806 That's fine, George. Whatever you wanna do... 33 00:01:22,447 --> 00:01:24,331 because I might not be here. 34 00:01:24,424 --> 00:01:27,142 And no costumes this time. I made Dallas promise. 35 00:01:27,244 --> 00:01:28,961 What... sorry? 36 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,300 Did you just say you might not be here? 37 00:01:31,421 --> 00:01:33,121 Where might you be? 38 00:01:33,209 --> 00:01:35,961 So... it's like this, okay? 39 00:01:36,098 --> 00:01:38,199 Uh, my mother, as it turns out, 40 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:41,484 is flying into New York on Thursday 41 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:43,901 to be with my grandmother for the holidays. 42 00:01:44,006 --> 00:01:47,241 And... they were wondering 43 00:01:47,376 --> 00:01:51,779 if... I might now be at an age... 44 00:01:51,948 --> 00:01:54,717 where I'm interested in... joining them. 45 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:57,738 I see, and are you... 46 00:01:57,846 --> 00:02:01,699 at an age where you might be interested in joining them? 47 00:02:02,900 --> 00:02:04,317 I am. 48 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,744 Well, that's fantastic. 49 00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:10,522 That's great. 50 00:02:10,574 --> 00:02:12,792 Hey, I... you know... you know... you know... 51 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:15,664 you don't have to act like you gotta break it to me gently, 52 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:17,618 or it's something I don't wanna hear. 53 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:18,677 I'm all for it. 54 00:02:18,741 --> 00:02:20,408 You know, I... I think it's great 55 00:02:20,494 --> 00:02:22,646 that Alex is finally making an effort. 56 00:02:22,764 --> 00:02:24,732 Burn. 57 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:25,977 What's that? 58 00:02:26,048 --> 00:02:28,266 - I said "burn." - Burn? 59 00:02:28,369 --> 00:02:31,337 Yeah, it's like you can't resist going after Alex. 60 00:02:31,446 --> 00:02:33,130 "Finally making an effort"? 61 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:34,518 That's an impartial fact. 62 00:02:34,592 --> 00:02:36,726 Unless there were some prior overtures 63 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:38,528 that I wasn't privy to. 64 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,268 Why are you talking like you're on trial for witchcraft? 65 00:02:41,384 --> 00:02:44,503 O... okay, but for the record, in the city of Salem, 66 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:46,334 I'm not the one that would be on trial! 67 00:02:46,421 --> 00:02:49,857 That was a burn. 68 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:02,327 This year's Thanksgiving is gonna have a Caribbean theme, 69 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,850 so I'm gonna need you to use the word "mon" a lot. 70 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:06,193 For instance, 71 00:03:06,265 --> 00:03:09,367 "sorry me mashed potatoes be so clumpy, mon." 72 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,232 "Clumpy, mon." 73 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,570 I also don't need to remind you 74 00:03:12,661 --> 00:03:14,913 that I'm severely allergic to anything nasty. 75 00:03:15,017 --> 00:03:17,151 So all the food you cook should be good-tasting 76 00:03:17,252 --> 00:03:19,870 or not nasty when at all possible. 77 00:03:19,968 --> 00:03:21,385 "Not nasty." 78 00:03:21,463 --> 00:03:24,498 All right. Is there anything else before I start shopping? 79 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:25,777 Alan, you're fired! 80 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:27,464 Mommy, he didn't mess up yet. 81 00:03:27,532 --> 00:03:30,034 This isn't performance-related, it's George Altman-related. 82 00:03:30,145 --> 00:03:31,696 Boo got bad news. 83 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,698 Tessa isn't gonna be here for Thanksgiving. 84 00:03:34,822 --> 00:03:36,106 You said bad news. 85 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,582 George is thinking about skipping the holiday altogether. 86 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:40,457 We need to rally around him, Dalia. 87 00:03:40,547 --> 00:03:41,597 Start our own tradition. 88 00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:42,998 Of firing loyal employees? 89 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,659 Alan, hush! 90 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,392 We're gonna keep George occupied 91 00:03:46,478 --> 00:03:49,263 by cooking our own Thanksgiving meal together. 92 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,201 Well, I guess I'll stop streaming 93 00:03:51,293 --> 00:03:52,760 "Cool Runnings" to my phone... 94 00:03:52,839 --> 00:03:56,726 even though it's already halfway downloaded. 95 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,880 There. 96 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,164 How are those veggies coming, Denzel? 97 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:03,815 I'm grating cheese, actually, but... almost done, Mrs. Shay. 98 00:04:03,929 --> 00:04:07,515 Yeah, you can handle whatever I throw at ya. (Laughs) 99 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:09,011 Hey, how 'bout some tunes? 100 00:04:09,086 --> 00:04:10,420 Yeah. 101 00:04:19,918 --> 00:04:22,118 Whoo! 102 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:25,775 Whoo! 103 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,184 Hey, some people are trying to shuck here. 104 00:04:28,307 --> 00:04:30,225 This is like "The big chill." 105 00:04:33,809 --> 00:04:35,059 Just stop. 106 00:04:35,132 --> 00:04:38,101 Malik, I am just gonna come right out and ask you. 107 00:04:38,227 --> 00:04:40,145 Will you share Thanksgiving dinner with our family? 108 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,840 - Mother. - Well, look at his pile! 109 00:04:41,924 --> 00:04:43,308 He's the T.I. of green beans! 110 00:04:43,385 --> 00:04:44,769 No, she's right. He is. 111 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:46,764 He's earned it. He's earned a place at our table. 112 00:04:46,909 --> 00:04:48,744 Well, I am sure that Malik would love to join us. 113 00:04:48,835 --> 00:04:51,603 But sadly, he'll be eating dinner with his own family. 114 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,141 Actually, my family eats really early, 115 00:04:53,236 --> 00:04:55,136 so I could probably make it to both dinners. 116 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:56,547 Well, that's fantastic, Malik. 117 00:04:56,623 --> 00:04:58,007 Then it's settled. 118 00:04:58,085 --> 00:05:00,786 Guess who's coming to dinner, Lisa?! 119 00:05:03,156 --> 00:05:06,041 Alex better not foul this up, 120 00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:07,715 - you know? - I couldn't agree more. 121 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:09,399 Her pass rush killed Tebow last year. 122 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,517 - Alex's did? - Wha... yep. 123 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,967 - You're listening to me, are you? - I'm... see, in my... 124 00:05:14,073 --> 00:05:17,726 What I meant to say was... Alex. Okay. 125 00:05:17,873 --> 00:05:19,807 In my mind, Alex is Michael Vick. 126 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:20,851 What? 127 00:05:20,898 --> 00:05:23,333 She screwed up. 128 00:05:23,443 --> 00:05:26,329 Things got ugly. Dogs died. 129 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,603 No one's saying they didn't. 130 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:31,640 But... he was given a second chance, 131 00:05:31,782 --> 00:05:33,065 and he proved himself. 132 00:05:33,157 --> 00:05:35,174 In fact, he went on to have his best year ever. 133 00:05:35,272 --> 00:05:39,475 So if you open the door for Alex, you know... 134 00:05:39,638 --> 00:05:41,689 Who knows? 135 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:43,138 Alex is Michael Vick? 136 00:05:43,232 --> 00:05:45,366 Alex is Michael Vick. 137 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:47,268 No wonder things didn't work out between us. 138 00:05:47,358 --> 00:05:48,959 Happy Thanksgiving! 139 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:50,727 - George! - Oh, hey, baby. 140 00:05:50,813 --> 00:05:51,780 - Hi! - Hi. 141 00:05:51,845 --> 00:05:52,829 Mmm. 142 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,428 Noah. 143 00:05:54,493 --> 00:05:56,127 Gobble gobble, Dallas! 144 00:05:56,212 --> 00:05:58,630 Oh, yes, absolutely. Gobble gobble to you and yours. 145 00:05:58,739 --> 00:05:59,723 Is she here? 146 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:01,088 Who, Jill? My better half? 147 00:06:01,163 --> 00:06:03,314 No, she's still away on her book tour. 148 00:06:03,415 --> 00:06:04,716 I meant Carmen, 149 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:07,392 my better half and former housekeeper that you stole. 150 00:06:07,507 --> 00:06:09,674 Oh, Carmen. Right. 151 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:13,078 No, she took the baby to see a witch doctor in Yonkers. 152 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,616 She's convinced he's possessed. 153 00:06:15,725 --> 00:06:16,776 Me, I don't see it. 154 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:17,893 And Jenna? 155 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,962 Oh, she went home with a brown friend. 156 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:22,806 A friend from Brown. 157 00:06:22,911 --> 00:06:23,894 Some Chinese kid. 158 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,112 Wow. So we have you all to ourselves. 159 00:06:27,244 --> 00:06:28,211 Lucky, lucky us. 160 00:06:28,275 --> 00:06:30,243 All right, guys. Uh, hey, 161 00:06:30,338 --> 00:06:32,873 thank you for being here. It means a lot. 162 00:06:32,969 --> 00:06:34,303 Ready to start cooking? 163 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:37,014 Mommy, here's the wardrobe. 164 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:39,047 Dalia! 165 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:42,076 This is a little risque for Thanksgiving, isn't it? 166 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,735 Look! They're all backless. 167 00:06:44,831 --> 00:06:47,249 Uh-oh. Naughty. 168 00:06:50,805 --> 00:06:52,956 As I rode the elevator up to the ninth floor... 169 00:06:53,057 --> 00:06:54,791 of my grandmother's apartment building, 170 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,579 I thought about it... 171 00:06:56,668 --> 00:06:58,468 the girl who'd never met her mother 172 00:06:58,559 --> 00:07:00,326 was about to be no more. 173 00:07:00,398 --> 00:07:02,015 It was weird. 174 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,676 Not knowing her was part of my identity, almost. 175 00:07:06,811 --> 00:07:10,230 And now all of that was about to change. 176 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,159 She's coming. I... I swear she's coming. 177 00:07:25,275 --> 00:07:27,110 I'm just having a hard time getting a hold of her. 178 00:07:31,654 --> 00:07:33,905 Wishbone. I call the wishbone, dad. 179 00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:35,776 - You're not listening to me, mother. - Wishbone, you guys. 180 00:07:35,866 --> 00:07:36,916 Wishbone. I called it. 181 00:07:36,983 --> 00:07:38,584 I don't understand what the problem is. 182 00:07:38,686 --> 00:07:40,787 Malik and I are completely Kool & The Gang. 183 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:42,020 That is the problem, 184 00:07:42,089 --> 00:07:44,607 is that you're trying too hard to be... down. 185 00:07:44,737 --> 00:07:47,172 You know, most girls want their mothers 186 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:48,432 to like their boyfriends. 187 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,886 When we went out for pizza last week, 188 00:07:49,964 --> 00:07:51,515 you told him that he was the keenen ivory Wayans 189 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:52,864 of opening car doors. 190 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:55,156 And I completely stand by that! He is! 191 00:07:55,258 --> 00:07:56,809 When your father opens a car door, 192 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,593 his butt be all tight... 193 00:07:58,697 --> 00:07:59,997 No, she's right. 194 00:08:00,072 --> 00:08:02,658 That's how I do it, like my father before me. 195 00:08:02,789 --> 00:08:04,506 That must be Malik. 196 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:07,909 Well, Lisa, answer the door. 197 00:08:07,999 --> 00:08:09,850 Don't tell me what to do. 198 00:08:09,941 --> 00:08:11,041 I'll get it. 199 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,945 Thank you. 200 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,298 How's it going, man? 201 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,245 I'm sorry I'm all grubby, Mrs. Shay. 202 00:08:22,326 --> 00:08:24,244 Me and my family just got done playing touch football, 203 00:08:24,355 --> 00:08:26,189 and I didn't want to be late, so I rushed over here. 204 00:08:26,281 --> 00:08:27,481 I brought dress clothes for dinner, though. 205 00:08:27,552 --> 00:08:28,986 Honestly, Malik, 206 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:31,066 I don't give a rat's ass what you wear to the table. 207 00:08:31,146 --> 00:08:32,630 That better? 208 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:35,783 Did I do something to make your mom mad? 209 00:08:35,874 --> 00:08:37,458 No. I did. 210 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:41,220 - Gobble gobble, George. - Hey, guys. 211 00:08:41,307 --> 00:08:43,708 As people who have been exiled by our own families 212 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:44,883 just for loving each other, 213 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:46,568 we're honored to be invited guests 214 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:48,521 - to your... yeah, yeah. - Alan, kitchen, please? 215 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:51,601 Okay. Listen... 216 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:54,759 I am a little... overwhelmed here. 217 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:55,889 Cooking dinner with Dallas 218 00:08:55,954 --> 00:08:58,673 is a lot like cooking by yourself. Ow. 219 00:08:58,791 --> 00:09:00,308 And the last thing I wanted to do 220 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,691 was cook a Thanksgiving dinner. 221 00:09:02,797 --> 00:09:04,331 Funny. The only thing I wanted to do 222 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,630 was cook a Thanksgiving dinner 223 00:09:05,703 --> 00:09:07,053 until, uh, your depression got in the way. 224 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,581 Well, help a depressed guy out, then. 225 00:09:09,691 --> 00:09:11,926 I got a couple questions for ya. 226 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,763 Number one... whoa. 227 00:09:13,852 --> 00:09:15,736 I was late getting the bird in the oven, 228 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:17,079 didn't get to brine it. 229 00:09:17,153 --> 00:09:18,720 Will those little turkey hairs cook off on their own? 230 00:09:18,803 --> 00:09:20,321 - Turkey hairs? - Number two, 231 00:09:20,402 --> 00:09:23,070 the potatoes are too salty. This much I know. 232 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,620 How do I counter the effect? 233 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,517 More potatoes? Water? 234 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,576 Butter? Milk? 235 00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:29,989 Baking soda. 236 00:09:30,064 --> 00:09:31,414 Baking soda! 237 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,141 Wake up, dreamer. 238 00:09:33,228 --> 00:09:35,145 - What? - I thought I was here as guest Alan. 239 00:09:35,239 --> 00:09:37,206 But it's obvious you only see me as Chef Alan. 240 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,670 If you're looking for my professional opinion, 241 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:40,795 it's gonna cost you. 242 00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:42,762 Oh, really? Okay, how... how much to tell me 243 00:09:42,855 --> 00:09:43,872 what to do with these potatoes? 244 00:09:43,938 --> 00:09:45,639 - $8 - 8 bucks? Are you crazy? 245 00:09:45,726 --> 00:09:47,110 I'm a working man. 246 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,888 Besides, I can already tell from the way your eyes lit up 247 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,525 that the correct answer is water. 248 00:09:53,686 --> 00:09:54,686 Huh? 249 00:09:56,248 --> 00:09:57,581 Am I right? 250 00:09:57,658 --> 00:09:59,709 Those are garbage. 251 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,242 I wouldn't ask for another 252 00:10:13,677 --> 00:10:15,411 Please don't feel uncomfortable. 253 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,017 You'll notice my eyes are locked on yours. 254 00:10:17,098 --> 00:10:18,665 I see that. 255 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:19,866 I would also like to assure you 256 00:10:19,935 --> 00:10:22,670 that I am very comfortable with the human form. 257 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,673 I once took a life drawing class 258 00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:26,000 where we sketched nude models, 259 00:10:26,073 --> 00:10:28,057 one of whom happened to be Armenian. 260 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:29,069 And I want you to know 261 00:10:29,134 --> 00:10:30,434 that I have a female pediatrician 262 00:10:30,508 --> 00:10:31,725 who's about your age and also white, 263 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,164 so I'm completely comfortable. 264 00:10:33,225 --> 00:10:35,693 I once worked as a counselor at a summer camp 265 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:37,855 where I had to perform biweekly tick checks, 266 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:41,022 and I can assure you I was quite thorough. 267 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,284 I saw everything. 268 00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:43,854 - I was born naked. - Terrific. 269 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:45,769 And I think we've navigated this quite nicely. 270 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:54,080 I'd, uh, offer you desert, 271 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:56,684 but Alex was supposed to bring it. 272 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,535 I have a fruit leather in my purse. 273 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,862 I was gonna save it for my doctor's appointment tomorrow, 274 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,065 but you can have it if you like. 275 00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,351 What flavor? 276 00:11:07,455 --> 00:11:10,457 Uh, I believe it's... apricot. 277 00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:12,918 No, thanks. 278 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:17,194 Uh, I think I'm just gonna head home. 279 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:20,643 I... I... I don't know what to say, Tessa. 280 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:23,564 I'm just so disappointed in Alex. 281 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:25,502 And embarrassed, quite frankly. 282 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:27,444 I can't imagine what's going through her head. 283 00:11:27,536 --> 00:11:28,986 It's okay. 284 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:31,884 Maybe it wasn't meant to be. 285 00:11:32,006 --> 00:11:35,775 Anyway, dinner was great. 286 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:37,960 Oh. Oh! 287 00:11:38,057 --> 00:11:40,675 I can only imagine what your father's gonna say 288 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,925 when he hears Alex didn't show up. 289 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,862 Well, he's not gonna hear it from me 'cause... 290 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,184 I'm in no mood to hear it from him. 291 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,358 - Bye, sweetie. Careful. - Thanks. 292 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,298 She didn't show up. 293 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,458 My mom didn't show up. 294 00:11:56,556 --> 00:12:00,042 I had no idea where she was or what country she was in, 295 00:12:00,184 --> 00:12:02,919 but at this point, it didn't even matter. 296 00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:07,165 George. 297 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,863 Alex. 298 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,911 You must be Tessa. 299 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:22,280 Hi. 300 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,914 Wow. 301 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:27,214 She's beautiful. 302 00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:28,448 Thank you. 303 00:12:38,178 --> 00:12:40,062 She's in New York with Helen, Alex. 304 00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:42,174 They were both expecting you. 305 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,373 No, that can't be right. 306 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,977 Yes, it's right. 307 00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:46,777 No, I got a fax from my mom 308 00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:48,415 that said Tessa was here in Chatswin, 309 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,015 and then my flight got delayed, 310 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,481 and so I just came straight here. 311 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,657 Who faxes?! 312 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:55,411 I don't have a cell phone, okay? 313 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,080 Okay. 314 00:12:57,163 --> 00:12:58,713 Oh. 315 00:12:58,813 --> 00:13:01,114 Hi, group of people I don't know, 316 00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:02,987 standing in a semicircle, judging me. 317 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,177 Hi. 318 00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:06,898 Alex, we actually do know each other. 319 00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:08,481 Noah Warner. 320 00:13:08,562 --> 00:13:10,379 I met and judged you years ago. 321 00:13:11,914 --> 00:13:13,047 Ugh! 322 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,035 How can I be so stupid? 323 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,597 Everything I touch turns to garbage! 324 00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:19,192 - Sweetie, it can't be that bad. - Unbelievable. 325 00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:21,974 - That sucks. - Oh. 326 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,238 George, can I talk to you for a minute? 327 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:31,000 George, I can't believe you're being so cold. 328 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,547 That poor woman is obviously sorry about her mistake. 329 00:13:34,687 --> 00:13:36,771 And look at her. She's beside herself. 330 00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:38,621 Dallas, trust me, you can't get sucked in. 331 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,261 This... this is what Alex does. 332 00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:42,912 She's irresponsible. She hurts other people, 333 00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:46,044 and... and then... and then she acts like she's the victim. 334 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,990 In the end, you're so busy comforting her 335 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,048 that you forget that she is the one that screwed up. 336 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,460 She's the one that caused it. 337 00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:52,603 Do you underst... 338 00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:56,888 Well, don't you feel just a little bit sorry for her? 339 00:13:56,985 --> 00:13:58,819 It had to be hard for her to show up here. 340 00:13:58,929 --> 00:13:59,862 Hard for her? 341 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:01,844 Dallas, Tessa showed up in New York 342 00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:04,055 expecting to meet her mother, okay? 343 00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:05,890 That's who I feel sorry for... my kid. 344 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:07,128 Alex is not my kid. 345 00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:09,116 She was supposed to be the mother... of my kid. 346 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,361 I gotta call Tessa. 347 00:14:13,198 --> 00:14:14,749 I'm sorry about the wishbone, dad. 348 00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:16,399 I just really need it for something important 349 00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:18,450 - I'm trying to do this year. - Mm? 350 00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:21,318 I want to make love to our neighbor. 351 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,669 Paul Biederman? 352 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,147 Dessert already? 353 00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:25,792 Have you had your fill, mother, 354 00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:27,860 or would you care for some more dark meat? 355 00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:29,456 Okay, Lisa... 356 00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:30,555 let's have out with it 357 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,970 so these boys can eat my pie in peace. 358 00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:32,981 Yeah, let's have out with it! 359 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,761 Fred, Ryan, 360 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,333 I saw Malik naked. 361 00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:38,148 Big whoop! It was no big deal. 362 00:14:38,237 --> 00:14:39,837 Well, it wasn't a small deal. 363 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,240 Okay. Okay, okay. 364 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:44,113 I went in to put some fresh towels in the bathroom, 365 00:14:44,202 --> 00:14:45,752 and he was getting out of the shower. 366 00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:47,620 It was an accidental sighting, and Malik knows that. 367 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,427 Oh, come on. Malik was born naked. 368 00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:50,615 Okay, well, it might not be a big deal 369 00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:51,817 to anybody else at this table... 370 00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,355 Well, it wasn't a small ding-a-ling! 371 00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:57,375 Okay, this is a deal-breaker. You hear me? 372 00:14:57,474 --> 00:14:58,858 - A deal-breaker! - Wait, Lisa, hold on. 373 00:14:58,937 --> 00:15:00,404 - No, no. - Stop. 374 00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:05,078 Well, I suppose it isn't Thanksgiving at the Shays' 375 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,211 until someone shows off their naked body. 376 00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,459 What?! 377 00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:20,360 In some ways, I was relieved. 378 00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:22,261 Maybe the whole change thing is overrated. 379 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,553 I was still the girl who hadn't met her mother, 380 00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,457 and there was comfort in that. 381 00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:28,065 She's a real hard worker. 382 00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:29,729 In fact, for as long as I've been dealing, 383 00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:31,998 none of my employees have ever pushed 384 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,052 the amount of crystal rock she has. 385 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,996 Tessa's very much like a man. 386 00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:39,604 She dresses like a man, but she's smaller than a man. 387 00:15:39,716 --> 00:15:42,468 She's like a man trapped in a small boy's body. 388 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,738 There he is now. 389 00:15:46,491 --> 00:15:48,608 Hey, everyone. 390 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,961 Dallas. Dalia. Noah. Mr. Wolfe. 391 00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:58,952 - You must be Alex. - Yeah. 392 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,543 This exactly how I imagined us always meeting, 393 00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:05,136 in a roomful of people we're not related to. 394 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:07,648 The only person missing is Chef Alan. 395 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:08,957 Oh, I'm here, Tessa. 396 00:16:09,012 --> 00:16:12,347 Oh. Of course. Terrific. 397 00:16:12,485 --> 00:16:14,936 I'm gonna be in my room. 398 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,663 She saluted? Why did she salute? 399 00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,433 Honestly, I don't know. 400 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,858 And she hasn't been part of the military at any point? 401 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,872 What? No. No. She probably felt awkward. 402 00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:29,916 Well, it was awkward. 403 00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:31,225 You know, I should probably just go. 404 00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:32,263 I'll call you a cab. 405 00:16:32,328 --> 00:16:33,829 Wait, no, George, no. 406 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,495 This is a make-or-break moment for Tessa. 407 00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:38,459 Alex needs to get up there and make this right. 408 00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,020 If it doesn't happen now, it may never happen. 409 00:16:43,932 --> 00:16:45,066 She's right. 410 00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:46,453 Alex, Tessa needs you, 411 00:16:46,529 --> 00:16:48,663 so you need to find a way to reach her. 412 00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:50,247 Take her this. It's... it's her favorite. 413 00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:51,945 George... 414 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,764 I didn't make it. 415 00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:56,237 Um, hello! It's kind of hard to have a conversation 416 00:16:56,345 --> 00:16:58,564 - with the back of your head. - There's nothing to discuss. 417 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,884 Lisa! Look at me. 418 00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,924 Every time I look at you, 419 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,955 - all I see is my mother seeing you naked. - That doesn't make any sense. 420 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,413 You've gone further with my mother 421 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,873 than I have gone with you. 422 00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,535 Well, what do you want me to do? 423 00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,418 I want you to leave me alone. 424 00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:13,276 Really? You're... you're gonna blame me 425 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,700 for something that wasn't my fault? 426 00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:17,344 - It was an accident! - Maybe we were the accident. 427 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:18,625 You know, maybe we were. 428 00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,913 You're really immature, you know that? 429 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:23,285 You want me to hate your mom? Sorry, I don't. 430 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:24,672 Grow up. 431 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,057 So I guess we're breaking up?! 432 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,551 I like your room. 433 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,036 Thanks. 434 00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:38,033 Ooh. 435 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,007 Average Shelf Life, huh? 436 00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,651 Pretty solid band. 437 00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,251 I mean, their sophomore album wasn't as strong as their debut, 438 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,531 but that pretty much happens to everyone, right? 439 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,717 Yeah. 440 00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:49,770 They tried to go electronic on this one track, 441 00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:51,833 and it totally didn't work. 442 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,562 Yeah. 443 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,978 Oh... I'm really jet-lagged. 444 00:17:59,115 --> 00:18:03,735 I feel like I'm... in a dream or something. 445 00:18:03,911 --> 00:18:06,012 You can lay on my bed if you want. 446 00:18:06,112 --> 00:18:08,713 Nah, I prefer the floor. 447 00:18:08,829 --> 00:18:11,881 It grounds you. You should try it. 448 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,917 I do it all the time, no matter where I am. 449 00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:16,672 Even public bathrooms? 450 00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:19,475 No, not anymore. That's how you get ringworm. 451 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:33,186 I'm really sorry for the mix-up today. 452 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,863 It's okay. 453 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:40,964 I thought you'd changed your mind. 454 00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:43,050 Changed my mind? 455 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,033 Tessa, I never meant for things 456 00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:47,490 to go the way they did, you know? 457 00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:49,383 And there's not a day that goes by 458 00:18:49,474 --> 00:18:51,392 - when I don't think about you... - We don't really need to talk about this 459 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,203 right now. 460 00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,242 Okay. 461 00:18:57,296 --> 00:19:01,299 You know, I'm kind of surprised that the kids here 462 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,008 are listening to Average Shelf Life. 463 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,393 It doesn't really seem like an "A.S.L." town, you know? 464 00:19:05,515 --> 00:19:09,101 It's not. But they've always been my favorite band. 465 00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:11,847 Ever since I saw them perform at the... 466 00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:20,851 How messed up would that be 467 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,186 if I actually fell asleep right then? 468 00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:30,494 Is it tough for you, fitting in here? 469 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:33,184 Yeah. 470 00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,039 Sometimes the big moments you picture in your mind 471 00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:55,935 don't turn out the way you think they will. 472 00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,327 But if you unexpectedly get a second chance 473 00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,367 to make things right, 474 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:00,982 you should probably take it. 475 00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:15,163 Hey. Everything... Kajagoogoo up there? 476 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,416 What? 477 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,887 Everything was fine, 478 00:20:18,996 --> 00:20:20,547 if that's what you're asking. 479 00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:21,579 Yeah. 480 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:22,793 Yeah. 481 00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:24,982 She kept pretending to fall asleep, 482 00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:27,266 and then she actually fell asleep. 483 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,220 We got to talk a bunch, though. 484 00:20:31,546 --> 00:20:33,013 She seems pretty cool. 485 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,562 Is it okay if she stays over? 486 00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:38,008 I just don't want to wake her up to tell her to leave. 487 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:39,748 She'll get going in the morning. 488 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,034 Yeah, fine. That's fine. 489 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,705 Thanks... 490 00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:48,487 Dad, for, like... letting all this happen. 491 00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:50,386 You don't have to thank me. 492 00:20:50,557 --> 00:20:54,627 I'm not gonna be an obstacle in this. 493 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,071 You'll see. 494 00:20:58,243 --> 00:21:02,446 All I ever want is for you to be happy. 495 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,277 I'm happy. 496 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:08,329 Good. Good. 497 00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:13,774 Really happy. 498 00:21:13,835 --> 00:21:17,955 Holy crap! Did you cook this? This is stupid good! 499 00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,884 I cooked exactly none of that. 500 00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:22,492 Chef Alan practically made everything. 501 00:21:22,604 --> 00:21:24,605 And charged me through the nose for it. 502 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,335 In that case, I'm gonna have to make a plate. 503 00:21:26,421 --> 00:21:28,538 Yeah, me, too. I think I'll join you. 504 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,741 I was so stressed out tonight, I barely had a bite. 505 00:21:32,902 --> 00:21:34,736 Let me try this. 506 00:21:37,819 --> 00:21:38,735 Stupid good. 507 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:39,748 Mm-hmm. 508 00:21:39,796 --> 00:21:41,763 - You want some turkey? - Yeah. 509 00:21:41,813 --> 00:21:46,363 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36335

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