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Oh, sh...
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Whoa!
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Uh, Curtis, why don't you kick us off...
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with a little musical inspiration.
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Nice and loud now, Curtis!
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Sorry, I didn't mean to
bump into you like that.
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Whoa! Slow down there, fella!
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I don't know if that's how
you greet your new minister...
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around here, but I'm late for...
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I just think... you do not go in there.
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Would you please step back!
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I want y'all to close your eyes.
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Close your eyes tight
now, and don't look up...
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and meditate on a time
that you may have hurt someone...
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even if by accident.
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Don't look up! Curtis,
that goes for you, too!
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You play it by ear.
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I got this.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Sorry about the confusion
there, Pastor, you gotta forgive us...
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we've had a rash of fake ministers...
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coming through this area pretending
to be preachers.
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They're robbing these
little churches blind.
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Wow, unbelievable.
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Yeah, it is.
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I used to wrestle in college.
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So sorry about that,
son, I got carried away.
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If you want to be technical about it...
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I'm the one that got carried away...
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and then thrown on the ground.
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Actually, I think I
might have a mild concussion.
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Well, I guess I'm out of a job, hah.
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Say, hoss, did they happen
to mention where you're stayin'?
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They told me a
parsonage would be available.
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Oh, I knew they'd drop the ball.
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That place is bein'
fumigated; huge rats.
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Oh, well, I guess...
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I got an idea! How about
you get a motel for the night?
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We'll get together tomorrow
for a bite and we'll get you...
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settled in proper, okay?
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You drive safe. Keep God in your heart.
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See you around.
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Well, that was easy.
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So what looks good to everybody?
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Well a lot of
things lookin' good, honey...
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but how about we
start with a round of beers...
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and see where it goes from there.
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What do you say, Joe? A
toast to new acquaintances.
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Hah, no, thank you,
Pastor. I'm not a big drinker.
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The big man may not approve.
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Plus, between you and
me, alcohol makes me crazy.
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Well, we all get a
little crazy on the sauce.
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I'm serious. I go really crazy.
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Okay... let me give you a sec.
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That's part of the
reason I joined the seminary.
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Right... Walt, I
think I gotta take a leak.
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I'm good.
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What?
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- Hang with me.
- Jeez.
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Listen, I'm just spitballin' here...
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but what if we get him crazy drunk...
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get him around some
strippers and other debauchery...
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take pictures of him, and
then tell him we're gonna pass...
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them around town if he doesn't split?
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You mean blackmail.
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No! We're not monsters.
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I just mean, if we had some pictures...
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that show him doing non-preachery stuff...
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he might not want that
kinda thing out there...
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for everybody to see.
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Right.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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(SHOES SQUEAKING)
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Hey, buddy.
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All right, you guys
still need more time?
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How are your Long Island Iced Teas?
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[WAITRESS] Oh, they're a house favorite.
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I hear Long Island makes the best tea.
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Then I'll try one of those, please.
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All around!
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Okay.
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[MAN #1] Hey, it's Onboard With Ronnie!
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Turn it up.
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[MAN #2] This guy is such a moron.
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Welcome back to another
exciting, new edition of...
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"Onboard with Ronnie,"
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a show for boating
enthusiasts by a boating enthusiast...
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myself, Ron...
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The hell happened?
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Heh-heh, it looks
like the power went out.
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[DEBBIE] Ronnie! Why's
our friggin' power out?
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I gave you money, did you pay the bill?
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Well, I didn't not pay it...
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'sides, we're about to be
flush with child support cash.
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Ronnie, I asked you to
stop buyin' fisherman crap...
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for your kids show!
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This is a lifestyle
program for consenting adults.
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Adults? Do you know
what adults do, Ronnie?
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They stay in budget and
they pay their bills.
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Well, this show will
be cost lucrative...
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the moment we get
some sponsors to serve...
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- Yeah, I've gotta go pay bills.
- up some sponsorin' dollars!
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Electricity turned back on...
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and be the adult in
this relationship, yet again!
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You need to get
onboard the sponsor ship!
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[DEBBIE] You're a loser!
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Say, I think these teas
have some spirits in 'em.
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I don't mean the holy kind, am I right?
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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They're delicious!
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I better take this... preachin'
emergency. Hello?
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Your child support payment
was due yesterday, Vernon.
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- Who is this?
- DEBBIE (OVER PHONE) Very funny.
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You know what, you can just bring it...
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to the Child Services meeting today.
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The what meeting?
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DEBBIE (OVER PHONE) With
the social worker?
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Vernon, it's all in the parenting plan.
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We need to make sure you're
fit to be around Charlotte.
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VERNON (OVER PHONE) Oh, come on now.
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We don't need to involve the kid police!
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30 minutes, don't be late...
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unless you wanna lose
your visitation rights.
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Can't we just talk about
this over dinner or drinks?
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29 minutes, Vernon.
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What's going on? Everything okay?
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Debbie's pissed. I gotta
go take care of this.
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I need you to stay here with
Joe and stick with the plan.
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[WALT] How am I gonna do that?
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Just get the pictures we
need, I'll take care of the rest.
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(SLURPING DRINK)
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Say, Joe...
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Walt was just telling me
he's really lookin' forward...
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to showing you around town...
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drinking lots of tea, and
not going back to church.
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That sort of thing.
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Yeah... said all that stuff.
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Cheers!
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I do pay my bills, my boyfriend...
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You know what? Can you
just get it turned on today?
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Thank you. You're
late, I said 30 minutes.
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Here you go, first payment.
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In full, I might add.
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You know, if you want this to go well...
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you better start following the rules.
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Only one rule I follow, Debbie.
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Never drink free coffee.
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Hey, don't worry so hard.
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I'm not worried, I'm not
the one in question here.
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If this didn't go well...
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it's you that doesn't
get to see your daughter.
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Now wait a minute, I
thought I was just here...
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to talk to some paper-pushin' kid cop.
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Mr. Brown... mule?
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Uh, yes, ma'am, call me Vernon Brown.
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What happened to the �mule�?
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Brown's just my stage
name. Mules don't sell tickets.
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Apparently neither does Brown.
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Hi, I'm Debbie Lynn
Cooke, I'm Charlotte's mother.
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Right, I'm just
seeing Mr. Brownmule today.
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I know, I'll just sit quiet.
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I just want to make
sure you don't miss anything.
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I've been doing this for 26 years.
I don't �miss things�.
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Okay, okay, Miss Thing!
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She wound a little tight.
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Are you ready to go on a
musical journey of epic proportion?
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Here's the thing...
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No, Party Break is
still playing, so if we hurry...
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we can actually...
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Hi!
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You brought... siblings!
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Lots and lots of siblings.
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(PLAYING SLIDE NOTE)
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Hey, kids!
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Yeah... just gotta
make a quick stop on the way.
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It's a music theme sleep-over.
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And that's when you
started impersonating Elvis?
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Yeah, and I would have
won first place, too...
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if it wasn't for this one fella, Zelvis.
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Yeah, Zelvis, that was his
real name, believe it or not.
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A name like that is child abuse.
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His parents are lucky they
never came across my desk!
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Okay, I know I said I
would just sit quiet...
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but you haven't asked him
one question about parenting.
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- Excuse me?
- Uh-oh.
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Ask him about jail, or why he's
been gone for the past 15 years.
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Ask him about the sheriff's daughter...
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or give him a drug test at least.
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I'm here to judge his
moral fiber, not his past.
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But, now that you have my attention...
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why don't you tell me a
little bit about yourself?
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I mean, I'm not on trial here.
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Is it just you and
Charlotte in the house?
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That's a good question.
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No, but, um, that's not important.
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Oh, please don't tell me you're
one of those mothers...
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who moves her unemployed boyfriend in...
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with an impressionable child.
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Child Services frowns very heavily...
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on those kinds of living situations.
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Well, he... he has a job... of sorts.
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Is that so? Please elaborate.
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He's very passionate about boats...
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and so he has this boat show...
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but that doesn't really bring in...
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I don't... some...
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Years ago, there was
this fajita incident...
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and they were really hot.
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It's okay, Debbie.
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What she's trying to say is...
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things have been a little
slow with me and work...
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and Elvis impersonators...
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'cause I've kind of
been out of rotation.
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Oh, you mean the two of you are...
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You got it!
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Busted.
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We've moved back in together and, uh...
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I'm trying to patch things up.
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Actually... our house
has never been more normal!
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Right, baby?
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Our house is just... it's so loving.
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I'm coming over for a home evaluation.
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I will see you at 6:00.
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Okay.
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What the hell was that?
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Move it or lose it! Go! Go! Go!
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Let's go, let's move it! Come on!
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Go, go, go, let's do
it! Come on, go, go, go!
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- Let's go!
- Whoo! Let's go!
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Where can we get some more
of this �sweet tea�?
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Well, if you like that sweet tea...
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you should try the tea at
Robert's Western Worl...
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No way! Wrestling!
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Babe, you seen my track pants?
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What, those stinky
sweatpants? They're in the wash.
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Uh, sweat pants are for quitters.
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I wear track pants, because I
maintain an active lifestyle.
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You can ask my Fitbit.
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Okay, well, can you and
your Fitbit please go...
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'cause she's gonna be here any second.
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Honey... I'm home!
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You need to learn to knock...
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when you enter another man's home, pal.
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Hey, man, how far can
you stretch that thing?
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Farther than you. Check it out.
251
00:09:41,258 --> 00:09:44,461
I meant to do
that... because I hate lamps.
252
00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:46,028
Damn it, Ronnie, can you please go?
253
00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:47,629
We need her to think
that Charlotte lives...
254
00:09:47,631 --> 00:09:49,131
in a healthy environment.
255
00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,701
Healthy? I bleed health!
Why should I not be here?
256
00:09:51,703 --> 00:09:52,983
Are you willing to wear a shirt?
257
00:09:53,872 --> 00:09:55,370
I'll be with the boys.
258
00:09:55,372 --> 00:09:57,474
And if you so much as
touch my nautical relics...
259
00:09:57,476 --> 00:09:59,678
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- I'll put my foot so far...
260
00:10:01,212 --> 00:10:02,948
(LAMP PIECES SHATTER)
261
00:10:06,818 --> 00:10:08,620
Welcome to our home!
262
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,803
What's all this mess?
263
00:10:12,805 --> 00:10:15,472
This is my craft business.
I Re-Dazzle things.
264
00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:16,908
Re-Dazzle?
265
00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:20,477
Well, some Bedazzlers'
work is pretty sh... shoddy.
266
00:10:20,479 --> 00:10:21,779
Mine don't come off.
267
00:10:21,781 --> 00:10:24,182
And who buys this sorta thing?
268
00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:25,551
I don't want to drop names...
269
00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:28,552
but I'm with some up-and-coming
entertainers.
270
00:10:28,554 --> 00:10:29,888
Oh.
271
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,456
And schools, a lot at
schools, with you know...
272
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,360
marching band
uniforms, cheerleader outfits...
273
00:10:35,362 --> 00:10:36,827
pep rally flags.
274
00:10:36,829 --> 00:10:39,264
And I've been working on building
up my online business.
275
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:40,698
Fancy.
276
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,701
Well, I'm saving for
Charlotte's college tuition.
277
00:10:42,703 --> 00:10:44,068
Mm-hm.
278
00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,770
Never too early to be thinking
about the future...
279
00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:47,105
I always say.
280
00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:49,173
Well, I would hardly call this early...
281
00:10:49,175 --> 00:10:51,912
she's three years away from college.
282
00:10:54,015 --> 00:10:55,846
How often is your house cleaned?
283
00:10:55,848 --> 00:10:56,914
Listen, lady...
284
00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,817
We had to let the maid go...
285
00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:01,785
because she was
sleeping with the butler.
286
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,522
Oh, you're somethin...
287
00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:06,827
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:11:08,761 --> 00:11:11,462
All right, we made it!
289
00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:14,032
Thank you! We're Party
Break! Good night!
290
00:11:14,034 --> 00:11:15,633
[DALLAS] You guys were
awesome, thank you!
291
00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:16,835
Thanks for coming out.
292
00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:18,602
Yeah, thank you for coming out tonight!
293
00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:20,304
Thanks, guys!
294
00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:22,975
Good night!
295
00:11:22,977 --> 00:11:24,243
Yeah, and if you
guys want to come out...
296
00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:25,910
I'm playing a solo show next Thursday...
297
00:11:25,912 --> 00:11:28,647
down at the Gulc...
hello? Is this... any...
298
00:11:28,649 --> 00:11:31,049
Just come on out. Okay, it's fine.
299
00:11:31,051 --> 00:11:33,418
That's it. We missed them.
300
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,885
Mabel!
301
00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:36,889
Hey, you dropped these.
302
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:38,389
Oh, thanks.
303
00:11:38,391 --> 00:11:40,658
I was actually trying to
toss them to your friend.
304
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,594
Oh, she doesn't play drums.
305
00:11:42,596 --> 00:11:45,897
Oh, weird, I thought for
sure you were a drummer.
306
00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:47,602
Yeah, I get that a lot.
307
00:11:49,269 --> 00:11:51,072
Thanks.
308
00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:53,905
Wassup?
309
00:11:53,907 --> 00:11:59,244
Energy drinks, beef jerky,
I don't know what that was.
310
00:11:59,246 --> 00:12:02,347
Not very impressive for
a healthy diet, I'm afraid.
311
00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:05,317
There's usually more
vegetables and healthy options in there.
312
00:12:05,319 --> 00:12:08,653
Oops! That's on me. I
love fruits and vegetables.
313
00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:12,289
Plus, I've been going
through food like a Tasmanian devil.
314
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:15,159
And workin' out. Feel
this thing right here.
315
00:12:15,161 --> 00:12:19,431
Oh! You may want to
train a little harder.
316
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,899
Oh, look who turned
out to be a comedian!
317
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,967
Hah, you're a regular riot!
318
00:12:23,969 --> 00:12:27,040
- Hah.
- (PHONE VIBRATES)
319
00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:29,650
_
320
00:12:29,652 --> 00:12:31,244
_
321
00:12:31,391 --> 00:12:33,592
_
322
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,072
_
323
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:37,315
Ladies and gentlemen...
324
00:12:37,317 --> 00:12:38,851
we have another challenger.
325
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,119
If he can last two
rounds with the champ...
326
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:44,688
he will take home $200!
327
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:47,458
Hey, man, isn't this
stuff usually choreographed?
328
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:51,862
I'm gonna sharpen up my
teeth and eat you for dinner!
329
00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:53,831
Okay, he seems insane.
330
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,267
Ladies and gentlemen...
331
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:57,469
if the challenger can beat the champ...
332
00:12:57,471 --> 00:13:03,177
he would take home the
whole purse of $2,000!
333
00:13:04,077 --> 00:13:05,576
Never mind, kick his ass.
334
00:13:05,578 --> 00:13:07,645
Okay, guys, let's have a clean fight.
335
00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:09,047
That means you!
336
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,651
You're dead!
337
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:30,070
You ain't gonna beat
me! I'm the Honky-Tonker!
338
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,040
It's time to die!
339
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:39,146
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
340
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:51,025
Oh!
341
00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:58,232
One, two, three!
342
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,336
Son, what's your name?
343
00:14:04,338 --> 00:14:05,636
Well, I'm Preacher Joh...
344
00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:10,475
Ladies and gentlemen... The Preacher!
345
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:11,844
Whoo-hoo!
346
00:14:11,846 --> 00:14:13,311
Yeah!
347
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:16,684
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
348
00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:20,453
Praise the Lord!
349
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:25,856
- This is great.
- Thanks.
350
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,025
Yeah, I especially like
that thing on Faux Ferocious.
351
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:30,761
Yeah, they're really
good, but you're good, too.
352
00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:31,897
You've heard us?
353
00:14:31,899 --> 00:14:34,631
Yeah, Rave Planet is ma' jam.
354
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,701
I don't say that, I
don't have a "ma' jam."
355
00:14:37,703 --> 00:14:40,638
You know, I actually wrote Rave Planet.
356
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,139
Oh, cool. Deep stuff.
357
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:45,876
Look, I'm not just your
clich?d, super-attractive drummer.
358
00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:49,647
I actually have a really sensitive,
party-song side.
359
00:14:49,649 --> 00:14:51,616
It's almost 10:00! We gotta go now!
360
00:14:51,618 --> 00:14:55,754
Asher is el fuego! Did you
see his eyes? They looked at me!
361
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,389
Mabel... Mabel!
362
00:14:57,391 --> 00:15:00,658
Bye, Dallas, it was
nice meeting you! Party on.
363
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,927
I will party on. Hey,
you coming next week?
364
00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:05,299
I... wouldn't miss ma jam!
365
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,833
Is this her room?
366
00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:11,735
I mean, this is her room.
367
00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:15,506
And where does she study?
368
00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:18,409
Uh, she does a bit of
studyin' on that desk right over there.
369
00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:21,645
This desk with all the clothes on it?
370
00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:25,984
Yeah, uh, she studies there when
she's not folding clothes.
371
00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:28,485
Oh, and how are her grades?
372
00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:30,121
If she's anything like her...
373
00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:33,892
She does great in school.
She's such a gifted writer.
374
00:15:33,894 --> 00:15:35,493
She is?
375
00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:39,730
Her voice is so... funny and
original, and she's so brave...
376
00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:42,167
willing to put herself out there.
377
00:15:42,169 --> 00:15:45,437
God, so much more so
than I was at her age.
378
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:47,739
I don't know where she gets it.
379
00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:50,942
It's nice to hear a parent be so proud.
380
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:52,677
Oh, my God!
381
00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,980
I forgot she had all
these killer albums.
382
00:15:55,982 --> 00:15:58,349
I mean, look at this!
John Prine, this is a classic!
383
00:15:58,351 --> 00:15:59,918
You know, she knows sound.
384
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,522
You know she always says that
analog sounds better, you know?
385
00:16:03,524 --> 00:16:04,923
Well, she's right about that.
386
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:09,293
Okay... um, I think we're done here.
387
00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:11,529
Is it okay if I ask how we did?
388
00:16:11,531 --> 00:16:13,698
Well, uh, I have to admit...
389
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,200
after hearing the
way you talk about her...
390
00:16:16,202 --> 00:16:20,674
it's clear you're doing something right.
391
00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:23,908
You sure are.
392
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,881
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
393
00:16:31,051 --> 00:16:34,221
(MUSIC FADES UP)
394
00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:43,329
It's time for you to go.
395
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,986
Whoo! Three girls?
396
00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:54,120
Yeah.
397
00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:55,691
Holy crap.
398
00:16:57,194 --> 00:16:58,958
You realize, if we
go through with this...
399
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,060
it could ruin his life.
400
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,427
Hey, I like the guy, too.
401
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,929
What are we gonna do?
402
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,965
Stick with the plan, blackmail
the son of a bitch.
403
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:07,100
Morning, beautiful day isn't it?
404
00:17:07,102 --> 00:17:09,037
Pastor... convict.
405
00:17:12,474 --> 00:17:14,043
Showtime.
406
00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:16,476
How are you feelin' today?
407
00:17:16,478 --> 00:17:18,545
I don't remember.
408
00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:19,879
Before we go any further...
409
00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:21,616
I think you better have a look at these.
410
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:28,188
These are...
411
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,822
incredible!
412
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:32,258
- Can I get a set of these?
- Uh... sure...
413
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,792
but aren't you worried about
what your flock's gonna think...
414
00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:37,062
when they get wind of
your drunken, illicit...
415
00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:38,465
wrestling shenanigans?
416
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:41,001
Pastor, I done a lot of
soul searching on this...
417
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:43,035
and I know who the Lord wants me to be.
418
00:17:43,037 --> 00:17:45,004
Will you extend your
interim preaching period...
419
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,706
so that I can go to Wrestling Academy...
420
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,178
and pursue my dreams of
becoming a wrestling star?
421
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,947
You mean, you want me to
stay the preacher here?
422
00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:55,081
If it's not too much trouble.
423
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,786
Follow your dreams,
hoss. I got your back.
424
00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:02,089
I won't forget this! Thank you!
425
00:18:02,091 --> 00:18:03,590
Oh, almost forgot.
426
00:18:03,592 --> 00:18:05,146
Your cut of last night's winnings.
427
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,095
After all, you were my ring man.
428
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:10,732
I get half of that.
429
00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:18,671
Thank you, ma'am.
430
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:21,009
We got her back, hoss!
431
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:23,976
I brought her my album.
432
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,544
As much as she loves vinyl...
433
00:18:25,546 --> 00:18:27,014
she gonna love this.
434
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:28,882
Plus the fact,
knowing that her old man...
435
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:30,917
had a bonafide smash record.
436
00:18:30,919 --> 00:18:32,953
She gonna think that's pretty damn cool!
437
00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:35,289
Then I'm gonna offer her a ride home.
438
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,792
When she walks up, maybe
just climb over the back seat...
439
00:18:38,794 --> 00:18:40,694
like cool guys do in cool movies.
440
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:42,396
I can do that.
441
00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:44,497
Hey, I think that's her!
442
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,931
Wish me luck!
443
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,170
Good luck!
444
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,205
Hey, Charlotte!
445
00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:54,407
Oh, my God, keep
walking, keep walking...
446
00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:57,511
Hey, Charlotte! Over here!
447
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:59,279
Hey. Yeah, I can see you.
448
00:18:59,281 --> 00:19:02,748
I know we never met before, but
I just wanted to say hello.
449
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,283
See, about 15 years ago...
450
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:05,485
I know who you are.
451
00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:07,786
Just wanted to introduce myself.
452
00:19:07,788 --> 00:19:10,223
Who's your friend?
453
00:19:10,225 --> 00:19:11,890
Uh, this is Mabel.
454
00:19:11,892 --> 00:19:14,460
Mabel, this is my other X chromosome.
455
00:19:14,462 --> 00:19:16,161
It's nice to meet you.
456
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:17,997
You know, I was thinking that maybe...
457
00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:20,833
I could just give you a lift home.
458
00:19:20,835 --> 00:19:23,402
I don't take rides from strangers.
459
00:19:23,404 --> 00:19:26,672
That's good, you never should, I mean.
460
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:30,078
I mean, it's good that you
know that, it's important stuff.
461
00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:35,985
Do I have to stay in the back?
462
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:42,542
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