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There was a bit of
a shake-up on stage...
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at a recent Trayne Crostown concert.
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The culprit? Burnin' Vernon Brown.
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Am I the only one who
thought this guy was dead?
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And apparently the
deadbeat didn't know...
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he had a 15-year-old daughter.
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I don't blame her for
selling him out at all.
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So apparently his daughter
sold him out in one of her 'zines?
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Anyway, this guy not
only went to jail...
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for crashing into a church...
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but convinced that very same church...
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that he should be their preacher! What?
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Wonder how that interview went...
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"Do you have any prior experience, sir?"
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"Ah, yeah, I took a
crash course about a year ago."
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Well, now, I didn't
expect to see you here.
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Sorry, I treated you like crap, man.
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I guess I just got
caught up in the spotlight.
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Either way, man, I'm sorry, buddy.
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We're cool, man.
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But you didn't have to
act like such a jackass?
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Well, that'd be like
askin' a bird not to fly.
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So you need a ride or what?
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I don't think you got
enough gas in that thing...
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to take me where I'm headed.
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Thought you might say that.
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- So I guess I'll see ya around.
- Hey...
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Thanks for bailing me out of jail.
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It's tit for tat, my friend.
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It's tit for tat.
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Ronnie? Ronnie, have you
seen my aqua high heels?
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What is that, like water shoes?
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Aqua, it's a color.
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Oh, that makes
sense... so where you goin'?
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To shoot the Pool and
Spa Depot commercial.
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Because I'm the new girl. I've
told you like ten times.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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I guess I'll get that.
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Oh, thanks, babe.
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Hey, is Charlotte home?
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- Dallas, right?
- Yeah.
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- She's in her room.
- Thanks.
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Hang on... don't get any ideas.
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And keep the door open!
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Hi... can I come in?
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Yeah.
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So, I just wanted
to... about the other night...
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My dad's an ass[BLEEP].
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He wrecked your show and
you got upset, I get it.
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Apology accepted.
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Don't worry, she's not gonna come in.
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[DEBBIE] You better
not be kissin' in there!
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Mom, we're not!
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We're getting so much
exposure from your article.
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It's all over the internet.
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What article?
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Your article, about your dad?
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What?
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Yeah, just search our
band and your Dad's name.
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Wait, Yon? That's the guy I
met at the concert with my dad.
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How did you find out about this?
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Uh, Asher called me,
freaking out in a good way for once.
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Y'all keeping it PG-13 in here?
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Mom, what did you do with
the article I showed you?!
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I gave it to your dad.
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Sweetie, he needed to know how you feel.
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Mom, why would you do that?
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Mom!
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Listen, folks, we are
trying to get answers...
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as soon as we know something
we're gonna fill everybody in.
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We've been coming in
here every Sunday...
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listening to some con-man!
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Giving him our hard-earned money!
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Yeah, probably spent it on
loose women and angel dust!
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Lottie!
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Listen, I don't know
where Vernon is, but please...
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there's no need to get yourselves
all worked up!
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We just wanna know what your plan is...
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to deal with this situation.
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Yeah!
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I'll look into it.
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VERNON (V.O.): Hey, Curtis, I gotta go.
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For good. Sorry for
screwing up your church.
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You were always so good to
me, and I won't forget that.
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They say love is blind...
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and if so, then your
love is the blindest of all...
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which reminds me, you can't read this.
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So when you find this note, have
Laura Beth read it to you.
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Damn it... Dear Laura
Beth, please read this to Curtis...
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and give him these sunglasses for me.
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His eyes always kind of freaked me out.
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Oh, and follow your dreams.
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- Don't make any plans.
- Whatever.
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Excuse me, sir?
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Yeah.
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You live here?
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Yeah, yeah, this is my castle.
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Have you ever seen any suspicious
activity next door?
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Nope, ah, well, I saw Janine mowin'
her lawn in a Snuggie once, kinda weird.
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I'm talking about any large shipments...
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moving in and out of the home.
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Ooh, uh, Ronnie ain't no snitch, pal.
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What's this about?
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Can't say, last
question... whose boat is this?
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It is equally on
yours and his properties.
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Sir, the boat... is it
yours? I'm assuming it's yours?
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Yep, yep, she's a beaut!
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I like to keep her waxed, you know...
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probably do a biweekly application.
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Fascinating. Get it off his yard.
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- Yes, sir.
- Don't be that neighbor.
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Okay, thank you, sir. Sorry, sir.
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VERNON (V.O.): Time for
Elvis to leave the building...
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and possibly the
country the building is in.
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This old dog's gonna
break out and roll on.
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Just me and the open road.
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You gave Yon the article?
Why would you do that?
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Giving him that article
was a stupid thing to do!
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I've been doin' stupid
things for well over 40 years...
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I figured why stop my streak now.
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You know, I was... I
was just really upset.
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You know, I never
meant to get you busted.
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I'll call them and tell them
I had the whole thing made up.
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I'll be fine.
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Besides, you deserve all the good...
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that comes outta that article.
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And I deserve all the rest.
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You're running, aren't you?
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Actually figured I'd drive.
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I'm serious. Where are you going?
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Ain't figured that out yet.
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But we both know I can't stay here.
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Besides, what good am I to you in jail?
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What good are you to me gone?
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Look at ya... you're
beautiful, smart, funny.
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You were that way when I got here.
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Sometimes I think maybe
you'd have been better off...
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if I'd never showed up.
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Shouldn't that be my choice?
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I wish it was.
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You take care of your
momma, and be good to Ronnie.
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No promises.
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- (MUSIC PLAYING)
-
Hello California
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This is where it began
I was lying by myself
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She had it all in her hands
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Take care of yourself, honey.
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- And follow...
- Follow my dreams, I know.
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Just trying to be me
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'Cause it ain't in the
water ain't in the wine
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I was somebody's
daughter and I'm gonna be fine
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Folks, welcome to a very special
edition of Onboard with Ronnie.
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With me, your host,
Ronnie and my brand, new boat.
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That's right, folks, Ronnie got a boat.
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Little piece of advice for
all you non-boat owners out there.
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Boating is a lot like hunting.
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There is no right time of
year, you got a boat, you boat.
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Uh, your boat...
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Yeah, great boat.
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Yeah, no, Ronnie, your
boat, she's fleeing.
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- Let's tighten up on there.
- No, no, Ronnie, your boat...
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Oh, [BLEEP]!
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Before you shove off, you
gotta christen and name your boat.
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Uh, Mr. Ronnie, I
think you're supposed to...
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make the name a water pun?
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She... is named Max Force!
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Taylor, tighten up.
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Anyway, you bring that bottle
of champagne to christen this baby?
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- I didn't.
- I have a bottle, it's a...
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This ain't no bubbly.
What the hell is this?
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It's a Mexican soda.
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It's got real cane sugar in it...
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instead of artificial sweeteners.
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So, it's actually better for you.
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What the hell is this made of?
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Mexican glass... it's hard.
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All right, to hell with the
christening, I'm out of here!
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It's actually
considered bad luck by many...
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to not christen a
vessel before it embarks.
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I wouldn't do it.
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So long, suckers! Agh! Agh!
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Yeah, bye, Mr. Ronnie!
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[RONNIE] Cheerio, losers!
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If you could just unhitch. Yeah,
just get a little push.
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Yeah, right there.
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Hey, Big E, look, you
suppose you could...
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lend an old-timer a couple bucks?
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I'm trying to get to a gig in Tulsa.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ah, great.
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You all right there,
son? You look a little lost.
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Yeah, I just
remembered something I forgot.
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Never too late to go
back and get it, amigo.
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I close my eyes
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Only for a moment then
the moment's gone
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All my dreams
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Pass before my eyes a curiosity
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Dust in the wind
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All we are is dust in the wind
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So he's just gonna
run from the cops forever?
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Sounds exhausting.
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I just hope I get to see him again.
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- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- Dad?
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What are you doing?
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I don't want to miss out
on any more of your life.
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Well, what about jail?
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Jail I can handle, it's
the running I'm tired of.
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I love you guys.
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We're gonna make sure
that everyone has a chance...
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to be heard, now just one at a time.
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I'm gonna stand right
here until I get some answers.
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And I'm not leaving 'til I
get my donations money back.
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And I'm not coming down
until I get more puddin'!
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You bunch of Communists!
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Y'all, listen, we can't help if
you won't listen to reason, now.
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By now, I'm sure a lot of you...
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may have read my daughter's words.
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What she didn't write and
what she probably doesn't know...
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is that I was afraid.
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I've done so many
selfish things, I mean...
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there ain't no way I
could ever pay them all back.
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I've been untruthful to
each and every one of you.
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'Cause the truth is, I
ain't nothing but a liar.
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So I figure now, least I can do...
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is stand here and accept my judgment.
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Now just one minute, Preacher Johnson.
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The first time you showed
up here spouting out all that...
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crazy brand of preaching...
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That didn't always make any sense.
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We didn't know what to do with you.
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And now this? Well, it
just don't sit right.
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He thought I was a dang ghost!
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- [CONGREGATION]
- Right.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Vernon Brown! You got
some explaining to do!
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You know I came into this
church and I met a man...
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I thought was a preacher!
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That's my wrestler
voice. What do you think?
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Pretty dang good.
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- [CONGREGATION]
- Yeah.
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Well, I just wanted to
come in here and say thank you...
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to this man. I mean, he told
me I should follow my dreams.
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Not my dad's or my
granddad's, but my own!
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And by God, I did.
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Now I'm kicking ass and
taking names for Jesus!
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Spreading the gospel one
body slam at a time, amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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That man up there taught
me how to express myself...
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and not worry about what a
cake looks like on the outside...
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even if it is a little curvy...
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that don't mean it ain't
as sweet as can be deep down.
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He scared my friends and
I out of doing drugs...
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and I'm never getting married.
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He showed us that our
marriage was a sham...
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and that we were just
going through the motions.
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And now, we're pretty damn good friends.
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Right on, Mr. Lancaster!
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There's an old
saying in my neighborhood...
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"even a cricket won't
pass up an old cracker...
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"if he ain't got no
grass in his lunch pail."
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I know I'm a gossip, been
known to have a couple too many...
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brandies every once in a while...
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but I also know that the
reason we come to this wooden box...
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every Sunday is to remind
each other to judge not...
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lest ye be judged.
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- [CONGREGATION]
- Amen.
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Hey, everybody, I'm sure by
now you've heard the news...
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and probably know I'm not
just a convict named Vernon...
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here to do community
service to stay out of jail...
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but I'm actually an
ex-country singer...
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who had a big hit back in the day.
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Walt...
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But now I make a living impersonating
Elvis Presley...
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traveling from town to town...
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Walt, they know everything.
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They know you're not Vernon Brown.
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Wow... man, oh, man.
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In all of my years of
being a parole officer...
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I've never seen one
man touch so many people.
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You've touched men,
you've touched women...
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you've touched awkward teens here...
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you know what, you even touched me.
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And I believe he
deserves a second chance!
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I'd go for that!
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Ain't that just good as Granny's grits.
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But Mr. Doily ain't got
no jurisdiction in here.
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Y'all know how many
state and federal laws...
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this man has violated?
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And now, Vernon, your
ass is going to jail, buddy.
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Frank, he's my parolee. I'll cuff him.
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All right, Mitch, you go ahead.
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Sorry, buddy.
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Sorry... let's go.
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It's okay.
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Hey, man, I'll miss ya.
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Thank you, bud.
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Walt, you ain't gonna miss him...
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'cause your dumb ass is going with him.
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Aiding and abetting a
criminal, conspiracy to commit fraud...
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don't you know those
are serious crimes, son?
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I mean...
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Yeah, well, you're under arrest, too.
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Put your hands behind your back.
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- This sucks.
- Let's go.
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You are my sunshine
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My only sunshine
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Please don't take my sun
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Shine away
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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VERNON (V.O.): There was a time...
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that I thought fate
had a sense of humor...
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and I was the only
one not in on the joke.
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00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:37,146
Nowadays it seems like
it ain't just me...
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00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:39,681
everybody has their
own unique punch line .
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Deb, you're beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Where's the merchandise, Stan?
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Or should I call you, "Catfish""
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I don't have a clue
what you're talking about...
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and even if I did... trust
me, you'd never find it.
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VERNON (V.O.): Like gears
in some giant, cosmic engine...
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each one with its own torque...
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pulling fate along with
them at different speeds...
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each person crankin' on
fate's throttle differently.
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And... action, Deb!
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VERNON (V.O.): According to how sure...
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they are where they're going.
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[WATKINS] Deb, action.
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VERNON (V.O.): or how sure
they are about where they've been.
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Okay, uh, cut! Okay,
listen, let's all take five minutes.
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Let me be the first to
address the elephant in the room...
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and say that it's really
gonna suck that this is gonna be...
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our last pizza party for a little while.
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You said it, hombre.
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Hey, you know what?
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I'll be out of
there before you can say...
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pepperoni, mushroom, thin
crust, extra mozzarella.
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Pepperoni, mushroom, thin
crust, extra mozzarella.
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Hah, maybe not quite that fast.
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No [BLEEP]ing way.
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[WALT] Hey, can I get a slice?
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This is some seriously good pizza.
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VERNON (V.O.): Life
ends up being more...
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of a negotiation than a rulebook...
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according to how much you
give, and how much you take in life.
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- Ah, cheers, friend.
- Cheers!
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- To good
time. - Mm-hm.
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Oh, [BLEEP]! No!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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What is that?
352
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Holy crap!
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What happened?
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VERNON (V.O.): I like
to think that you can...
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pretty much choose where you end up.
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Don't do it, Vernon!
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Vernon! Vernon!
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