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Previously on "Still the King"...
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If it isn't the old Pool
and Spa Depot girl.
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And I do mean old.
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Are you gonna let our
daughter run off...
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with those rocker-looking dudes?
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You see a couple of kids go by here?
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They were headed out to Party Cove.
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Oh, my god, we won!
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- All right.
- Let's keep it moving, okay?
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Is it rum, vodka?
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Oh, my god, are you drunk?
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- Gimme that!
- Vernon!
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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[VERNON] Hey, did we... you know...
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Drop that axe!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Ah, wait a minute, hah... uh...
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Burnin' Vernon?
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I used to roadie for you
back in the day! Crazy Dave.
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You know, on
account that my name's Dave?
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Right. Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
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Well, you see, I work for Trayne now...
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and that's his guitar
that you're stealing.
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Oh, oh, no, you don't understand.
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See I knew Trayne was playing here...
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and what I thought
I'd do is prank him...
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with the old
"steal-the-guitar" prank.
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Remember that, like I
used to do back in the day...
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when he opened for me on tour?
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Oh, yeah, the
"steal-the-guitar" prank.
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Hey, what the hell, you should
come to the show tomorrow night.
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Oh, man, I'd love to, man...
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but I gotta check my calendar, man.
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I got like, a lot... lotta
busy stuff on my plate, man slamming.
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But the fact of the
matter is, if by chance...
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there would be an
opening, I'll need me plus two.
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Oh, no problem, I'll
see you tomorrow night!
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All right, man, I'll see you around.
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Hey, Vern!
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I am gonna need the guitar.
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Hah! Gotcha again, didn't I?
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Yes, you did.
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You are a joker.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing...
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Uh, just this guy at
school said he beat your record...
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for chugging a bottle of syrup.
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Was it that jackhole Andy Epstein?
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Ronnie, no. If you do, you'll
be bouncing off the walls again.
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Get my special occasion
insulin. I'm going in... time me.
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Morning family!
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Go.
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Something smells good.
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Hey Deb, you ain't by
chance been missing something...
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you left down at the
lake last weekend, have you?
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The lake, of course, not.
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I haven't even thought about the lake.
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Well, if you ever want to
return to the blue lagoon...
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I'd be more than happy to oblige.
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Done!
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- Aw, shoot, looks like a tie.
- What?
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I love that lake. I'd
like to be on it all the time.
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Dude, what are you talking about?
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Out on the lake? You
don't even own a boat.
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Let alone know how to service one.
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Well, I'm sure if I
found a model I liked enough...
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I could service it as
often as it needed.
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Can we just stop with the boat talk?
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Well, come on, honey. I've
got a big surprise for you!
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We need to get going.
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Hope it's better than your last one.
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And you still owe Dallas a new guitar.
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I'm sorry, but I had
to do what I had to do.
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The guy was close-singing and uh...
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Anyway I'm gonna make it up to you.
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Come on, it's gonna be great.
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- See you later, Deb.
- Bye.
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- Ronald.
- Sir.
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The sugar's settling in.
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Ronnie, I'm gonna take
you to dinner tonight.
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Awesome. We gonna go to...
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No, baby, we're not going to Tepid's.
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But... that's my favorite.
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Don't you mean your second favorite?
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Santa Fe Cattle Company?
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Santa Fe Cattle Company.
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Uh-oh... sugar's coming
back with a vengeance.
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Hitting me kind of hard. Can't see...
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Coming back.
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Help! Help! Who's there?
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Oh, all right, all right, see that?
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It's like she knew
exactly when to come over.
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Attentive servers are a
sign of the high life, Ronnie.
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Yeah, we made it.
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And I ordered your favorite dessert.
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- Big-ass chocolate cake?
- Uh-huh.
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Are you serious?
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Wait, why are you being so nice to me?
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Would you mind bringing my beautiful
man here another beer?
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He deserves it.
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- Am I dying?
- Of course, not.
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Pool and Spa Depot, we have a huge...
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Another Pool and Spa Depot commercial.
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For all your spa-ing needs.
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And here comes stupid
Pamela, in her stupid bikini.
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Yee-haw!
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Wait, she wasn't in the commercial.
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- Ronnie, did you see that?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no Pamela.
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Ronnie, you wanna do
one of your all-time...
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favorite activities?
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You talking about ninja kicks?
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- No.
- Doin' it in the yard?
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Mm-mm... better. Fake hot tub shopping.
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Man, this is the best day
ever! Wait, why you doi...
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Did you cheat on me?
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Ha-ha, your freakin'
face, you're killing me.
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I'm just bustin' your
balls. Let's go tubbin'!
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Oh, you are gonna love this!
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Trayne Crostown puts on a helluva show.
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Oh, he's been known to sing...
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into the mouth of a crocodile on stage.
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It's the perfect
father-daughter activity.
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Why is he here?
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Man, I remember going on
tour with my dad when I was a kid.
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We used to come down here.
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Pretty big country music fan.
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I don't know, it's not really my thing.
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You've never been to
a country music concert...
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with the Burnin' Vernon.
I mean, we're VIPs here.
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- [CROWD] Suck it! Suck it!
- These are my people!
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Suck it! Yeah!
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Your people are a real class act.
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Yeah, well, you ain't
gonna be so high and mighty...
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when we get inside.
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Our seats are right in the middle
of the action, come on!
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These seats aren't so bad.
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It kinda makes ya reflect on
how small we are in this universe.
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See, you may think we have bad seats...
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but actually we got a great view.
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This is BS, we're going for an upgrade.
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Listen, those seats were just fine.
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I don't want to cause
any trouble or anything.
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Oh, no, don't be silly...
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I'm sure they just gave us
the wrong tickets, that's all.
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How you doing, sir?
It's nice to see you.
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I'm here to see Trayne.
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Everybody here to see Trayne.
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Ha, that's a good one. No,
I'm actually a special guest.
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I gave the boy his
break, name's Vernon Brown.
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You're not on the list.
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Hey, wait a minute, you
didn't check the list for those two.
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Hot chicks.
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All right, just follow my lead.
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If anything goes
wrong, we scatter, okay?
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All right, come on,
look important, you ready?
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Let's roll.
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Clyde, get the investors on the line!
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These investors aren't investing!
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I don't see it in my...
papers. Someone get me more papers!
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I can't talk right now, I'm
a very important person.
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I can't believe it worked!
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See, what'd I tell ya? Ya
just look like you belong...
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and the next thing you know, you're
in, it's the way life is.
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Now... save yourselves!
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Come on, let's go, let's go, come on.
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Guys, easy, man, easy, I
got an image to protect here.
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- Come on, you're ruffling the...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Burnin' Vernon Brown! Man,
I thought you was dead!
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Lil' Trayne! Man, oh,
man, I ain't seen you...
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since you opened that
show for me in Houston.
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That's right, I opened for
you, now you're trying to sneak in...
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to my sold-out, massive arena show.
Man, that's rich! Like me.
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Let him go, fellas, he's harmless.
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Let's go get our pre-party on!
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Hey, all right, man, it looks
like you're doing pretty good.
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Not too bad, baby.
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- I think we could do it!
- I'm in!
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Well, this is... pretty sweet.
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Yeah. So, it's just me and you now, huh?
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15... you're probably just starting...
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to make your own electricity.
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Hey, Crazy Dave! It's
uh... I'm Robert Murray's boy.
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It's been forever, man.
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Wait, you're Lil' Walt Murray?
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Yup.
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God, you were a weird, little kid.
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You used to talk about
bigfoot and aliens and all that crap.
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So what are you doing now?
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This and that.
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ASSISTANT (OVER RADIO): Got
the chum, feeding the shark!
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10-4 on the shark.
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Did you say shark? Here?
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Yeah, well, Trayne's got this ritual
that he does every night.
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He's gotta face death in
the face with a real shark.
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It's the only way he can
keep his high going...
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once he gets off the stage.
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Listen, I've gotta go.
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Oh, you need to have one of these.
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What is this?
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Oh, it's Backstage Backwash.
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It's Trayne's signature cocktail.
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I was sober six years
when I started working here.
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But when the boss says
jump, I'm jumping, let's go!
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- I gotta see that shark.
- I gotta see that shark.
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I wouldn't be caught
dead in one of these things.
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Are you gonna buy a hot tub, or what?
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Maybe... maybe not.
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But if you work on
commission, I'd tread lightly, brother.
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Okay.
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Hey, where you going with
that skanky cut-out...
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of the Pool and Spa Depot Girl?
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To the trash, where she belongs!
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What are you doing here? You never
leave the flagship store.
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I wanted to personally
oversee the purging of Pamela's...
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cheating whore face from my stores.
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Shut... up. She cheated on you?
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Yeah.
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What kind of horrible,
rotten person would do that to you?
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You did.
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Trace-kins...
baby, this isn't about me.
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Aw, come here.
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You just here tell me every
horrible, despicable detail.
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Okay, well, let's see, she
was all dressed up, you know?
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What do you think of that
soothing background music?
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It's all right... kinda
reminds me of elevator music.
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Switch!
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- Hey, you want some sushi?
- Huh?
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T.K. here, he'll make
you anything you want.
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Everything he prepares is endangered.
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We got the golden chopsticks.
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I'm not very good with chopsticks...
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but I would take you up on
some of that Backstage Backwash...
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- if you got any!
- Backwash!
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It's made with top shelf
rum and reclaimed Fanta...
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we get snuck in from Colombia.
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Woo! That even tastes illegal.
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I know, I know.
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Man, I just...
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I don't know what I'd do
if I lost all this stuff.
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Speaking of, what you got going on?
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Oh, I'm doing the Incognito Tour...
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kinda keepin' it low key.
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Man, you seem kind of tense.
245
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Now, you want that
Balinese to walk on your back...
246
00:10:58,051 --> 00:11:01,387
with those tiny, little, baby feet?
247
00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,889
Just say the word, she's real little...
248
00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,125
Hey, Yon! Hey, man!
249
00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:09,995
Hey, Vernon, do you know Yon, Yon Aswad?
250
00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:12,998
He's the head cheese for
Rock Records Magazine.
251
00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:15,634
He's doing a little piece on
me. I don't want the attention.
252
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,503
I hate it, but Yon insists.
253
00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:19,071
We've met.
254
00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:21,541
Vernon, you got the number one
record in the country right now.
255
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,510
How does it feel?
256
00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:27,914
My bad.
257
00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:29,515
I think I gotta piss.
258
00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,956
What's up?
259
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,895
My bad.
260
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:47,400
Joanna, will you marry me?
261
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,440
My bad.
262
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,575
Oh, I'm sorry, man, my
memory is just about gone!
263
00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,444
Hey, you know, my
daughter, she's been doing...
264
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,512
a lot of writing about
music and musicians.
265
00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:02,782
Maybe she could take
a meeting with you...
266
00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:04,849
and you could give
her some career advice?
267
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,819
I'd love to meet your daughter.
268
00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:08,754
Hey, man, 100 watts.
269
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:13,560
I told you guys, 60-watt
soft, all right? Come on, get it.
270
00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:15,862
Damn, man.
271
00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:19,030
That shark has got to
be around here somewhere.
272
00:12:19,132 --> 00:12:22,068
How many places can you
hide a shark, anyway?
273
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,268
Depends on the size of the shark...
274
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,703
and if it's a male or a female.
275
00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:27,073
Oh, this has got to be it.
276
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,274
Wait, this is it?
277
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,945
That's a really tiny shark.
278
00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:35,046
Well, you know,
sometimes when things are tiny...
279
00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:38,017
they're more fierce in
the animal kingdom.
280
00:12:38,117 --> 00:12:40,486
- Walt!
- It was an accident!
281
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,421
Maybe no one will notice.
282
00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:46,959
Oh, that's not good.
283
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:51,997
Okay, um, let's just
sneak out of here...
284
00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:54,000
and then nobody has to know.
285
00:12:54,099 --> 00:12:55,901
Everybody knows.
286
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,536
If they find out the
tiny shark is dead...
287
00:12:57,637 --> 00:13:00,672
they can just go back to the
tapes and trace it back to us!
288
00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:02,175
Well, what're we supposed to do?
289
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,376
We need a decoy shark.
290
00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:07,547
I know a guy. Come
on, let's get out of here.
291
00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:09,515
I mean, one minute, we're
at the County Fair...
292
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:14,019
and she's right there and
we're all lady-and-the-tramp'ing...
293
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:18,257
a fried twinkie, and
then the next minute.
294
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:22,494
- 'Scuse me, amigo.
- Yeah, whatever.
295
00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:31,870
Pam-cakes? What are
y'all doing in there?
296
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,572
Peeing.
297
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,542
Peeing?
298
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,012
You know, Trace, it's
times like these...
299
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,414
when you gotta
look at the big picture...
300
00:13:42,514 --> 00:13:45,050
and ask yourself some
pretty tough questions.
301
00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:47,987
Like what's gonna happen to
the Pool and Spa Depot girl?
302
00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:50,188
I can't think about that right now.
303
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:54,159
The Pool and Spa Depot girl
is... she's a regional institution.
304
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:57,330
I don't know, I got no proof
she was boosting sales, anyway.
305
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,969
Let me show you what a
real Pool and Spa Depot girl...
306
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,105
can do to boost your sales.
307
00:14:17,142 --> 00:14:19,311
Got your booty call, Walt.
308
00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,480
It wasn't a booty call,
Coy. You're weirdin' me out.
309
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,217
Well, every phone call is
a potential booty call...
310
00:14:25,317 --> 00:14:26,652
if you play your cards right.
311
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,720
I'm looking for a fish, okay?
312
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,824
Yeah, well, you've
come to the right spot.
313
00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:32,692
Your fish is my command.
314
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,759
Look... but it's a
very specific kind of fish...
315
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,430
and you have to handle this
with complete discretion, okay?
316
00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,032
I'm in a slippery situation here.
317
00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:45,839
Ah, lucky for you,
handling slippery situations...
318
00:14:45,939 --> 00:14:48,775
is Coy's forte.
319
00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:51,110
Okay, I'm looking for a
baby shark, like a tiny shark...
320
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,677
about this big.
321
00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:56,615
Do you have any idea what
you're asking me for, my friend?
322
00:14:56,715 --> 00:15:01,053
I mean, no, not really. I
don't know a lot about tiny sharks.
323
00:15:01,153 --> 00:15:03,657
Don't move.
324
00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:16,102
Myanmar hand shark... eh...
325
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,537
As rare as it is tiny...
326
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:25,478
as tiny as it is deadly,
as deadly as it is... rare.
327
00:15:26,679 --> 00:15:28,481
Okay, I got it. How much do I owe you?
328
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:34,185
This one's on me... but
the next one's on you.
329
00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,655
Okay, I'm gonna give you $20...
330
00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:38,390
and then this
transaction is over forever, okay?
331
00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:51,202
Okay, I've gotta
say, this is pretty cool.
332
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:54,339
Whoa, Yon! This is my
daughter I was telling you about.
333
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,675
She's the one that's a writer.
334
00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:58,077
This is Yon, he works for Rock Records.
335
00:15:58,176 --> 00:16:00,479
He might be able to give
you a little career advice.
336
00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:02,481
Awesome. Nice to meet you.
337
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,050
Oh, the pleasure is all mine.
338
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,352
[TRAYNE] Thanks,
everybody, thank you very much.
339
00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:10,088
Earlier today, when I was
riding around on my fancy golf cart...
340
00:16:10,189 --> 00:16:12,592
I saw an old buddy of mine
trying to sneak in the show.
341
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:15,693
- Oh, just kidding.
- Trayne is asking for you.
342
00:16:15,795 --> 00:16:17,796
- Uh, Trayne's onstage.
- Let's bring him out...
343
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,699
and see if he's
still has the golden pipes.
344
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:24,671
Put your hands together for
my old buddy, Burnin' Vernon!
345
00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,940
Go!
346
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,209
- Are you serious?
- Go on!
347
00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,746
And the best thing about
the "Slow and Low 2"...
348
00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:36,815
is it's lounge-style seating...
349
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,417
so you can just lay down and relax...
350
00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,653
without worrying about
slipping off that bench...
351
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,723
Babe, you got my spares?
352
00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:47,527
Did I tell y'all about
the antibacterial coating?
353
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:50,128
Now, if you're looking for
the ultimate relaxation...
354
00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:52,164
spa experience,
well, you just can't beat...
355
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,633
the cascade waterfall
feature in our VIP collection.
356
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,869
So if you just want to follow me.
357
00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:03,609
Then I was in Hollywood
wishing I was doin' good
358
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:07,479
Talking on the telephone line
359
00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,248
They don't need me in the movies
360
00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:12,184
Ain't nobody sings my songs
361
00:17:12,285 --> 00:17:14,320
She just couldn't erase the memory
of her engagement ring...
362
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,287
floating in a puddle of pretzel barf...
363
00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:19,025
so I had to buy her a new one.
364
00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,893
Now my therapist says
I have Emetophobia.
365
00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:24,564
Know what that is?
366
00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:27,065
Uh, fear of vomiting.
367
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:33,071
Vernon Brown really is the
worst person in the music business.
368
00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,707
You know what, thank you so
much for the great career advice.
369
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:37,277
I'd really love to hear more...
370
00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,944
but I'm kind of feeling a little, uh...
371
00:17:40,045 --> 00:17:41,380
No... no.
372
00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:42,848
Queasy.
373
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:49,554
Hey, hey, check it out.
374
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,723
Replacement shark.
375
00:17:51,824 --> 00:17:53,459
Did you even look at it?
376
00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:55,060
Sorry, it was dark and rapey there.
377
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,629
Whoo!
378
00:17:56,729 --> 00:17:58,396
ASSISTANT (OVER RADIO): Okay,
the set is complete.
379
00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:01,924
We got the shark room's ETA, one
minute, one minute, people.
380
00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,465
Great big hand for Burnin' Vernon!
381
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:11,003
We'll see y'all next
year! Thank you very much!
382
00:18:11,102 --> 00:18:13,406
Man, I can't believe you did that.
383
00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:17,375
Well, I guess I'm a sucker. I
had to throw an old dog a bone!
384
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,078
ASSISTANT (OVER RADIO): Standby, please.
385
00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:21,780
We've got Trayne
entering the Shark Room.
386
00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:25,118
[MEDIC] This is Medic 4, we
are on standby at the perimeter.
387
00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,418
DISPATCH (OVER RADIO): 10-4, Medic 4.
388
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,622
Silence!
389
00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:32,124
Shark me.
390
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,027
Symphony.
391
00:18:35,128 --> 00:18:38,496
(PLAYING "JAWS" THEME)
392
00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:42,435
Three, two, one.
393
00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:50,576
Argh! Argh!
394
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:53,611
Argh!
395
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,481
Whoo-hoo!
396
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,049
Ah, man!
397
00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:59,517
Sometimes... sometimes you
gotta look death in the face...
398
00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:01,352
just to know you're alive!
399
00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:04,357
I mean, I can't... I can't
help it, I'm an adrenaline junkie.
400
00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:08,094
Wait a minute...
401
00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:09,695
Go, let's go! Go, go, go!
402
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:11,630
What the hell just happened?
403
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,204
Thank you.
404
00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,809
Congratulations... best
decision you ever made!
405
00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:24,077
You're gonna love it!
406
00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:28,746
All right, maybe the Pool
and Spa Depot girl is important.
407
00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,016
Damn straight!
408
00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:31,217
And those were my first customers...
409
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:32,652
already made my first sale.
410
00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:34,620
Uh, your second sale.
411
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,322
Ronnie! What the hell?
412
00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,258
You had me sold at VIP waterfall.
413
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:40,859
Call my assistant next week...
414
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,562
we'll set up a time for you to come in.
415
00:19:42,662 --> 00:19:44,097
You did good, Deb-kins.
416
00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:45,563
- Really? That's great.
- Yep, really.
417
00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,767
- Good job. We'll see ya.
- Yay.
418
00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:49,268
We're gonna need to make a return.
419
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,538
Ooh, I already peed in it a little bit!
420
00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:55,940
That was awesome, thanks for taking me!
421
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,811
Now, hold on. I got
one more surprise for ya.
422
00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:01,480
This is for that
boy you hang out with...
423
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,782
Oh, Austin, Houston,
Tex, whatever his name is.
424
00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:09,021
I told you I was gonna make
it up to you, here you go.
425
00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:13,125
Really? Sweet!
426
00:20:19,631 --> 00:20:21,099
Thanks.
427
00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:26,471
First hug from your daughter.
428
00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:28,808
Kinda does a number on ya, doesn't it?
429
00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:30,944
Yeah, no kiddin'.
430
00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:32,410
Well, it was a nice thing you did.
431
00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:34,613
Well, if you wanna keep the
niceties coming, you know...
432
00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:37,515
we could always go for a
little pleasure cruise.
433
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:41,253
Sorry, that ship has sailed and sunk.
434
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:44,756
You're looking at the
new Pool and Spa Depot girl.
435
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:47,960
Really? Well, congratulations.
436
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,928
Turns out filthy
Pamela was slutting it...
437
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,030
around the County Fair.
438
00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:52,297
In a porta potty?
439
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:55,667
Really? That's crazy. Who with?
440
00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:57,369
Don't know, don't care.
441
00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:01,506
Well, congratulations. You deserve it.
442
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,209
Thank you.
443
00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:09,247
You stole that guitar, didn't you?
444
00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:13,519
Who me? I'd never take something
that wasn't mine.
445
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:19,425
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