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So there's Dottie, she's
the oldest, then there's Lottie...
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the troublemaker.
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And finally there's Barb,
she's kind of shy, but real smart.
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Curtis, I didn't even
know you had three daughters.
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Daughters? Those my girlfriends.
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Pastor Johnson?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I did
not mean to interrupt.
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I have some top secret info that
I obtained from my "C.I."
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Oh, "Church informant."
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Well, as you know,
Saturday is the Parade of Churches.
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Uh... parade of what now?
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Parade of Churches...
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it's a lovely
spectacle for others to see.
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Pastor, it's been on
the calendar all year.
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Oh, well, unfortunately...
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Saturday's not gonna work for me.
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I'm going to the
premiere of Slap Fighter 3...
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The Legend of the Slap Master.
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Agh!
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Oh! That's the one
where the man kicks the head...
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off of the other one's body.
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I can't wait to hear that.
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Yeah, that's been on
my calendar all year, too.
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See it right there?
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Oh, Pastor Johnson, your
sense of humor, it just...
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it really tickles me sometimes.
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Anyway, my C.I. informed
me that last year's winner...
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is doing a Noah's Ark float
this year, with real animals.
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This means we have
got to step up our build!
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Build? Why don't you just use the
same one you used last year?
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Not sure why we keep losing.
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(RUMBLING)
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What on earth...
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Hold on to your butts.
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Hot damn! Give your mom a hug!
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Ma, it's been a while!
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Wow!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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I really love what you
did with the place, Ma.
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Thank you.
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These seat massagers are
strong and unusually centralized.
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You're welcome. You know, when
your Uncle Wayne told me...
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that you was
preachi" and daughterin'...
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I thought bull[BLEEP]!
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And I'd just come see it for myself!
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Can't wait to meet my lil' angel.
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Well, there she is. Hey, let
me go talk to her first.
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Takes her awhile to
warm up to new folks.
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She's pretty.
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What are you doing here?
And whose semi did you steal?
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Well, you see, my mom
dropped by unexpectedly...
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and she insisted on meeting you.
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But I know you're not good
with surprises and it's sudden...
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Wait, that's my grandma?
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Hi, baby.
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No way.
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Oh! Look at you! Oh!
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(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
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[DALE] You said you
special ordered the right size!
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I told you I have a big foot.
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You just lost a customer.
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24EE... and that's too small?
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That's a sizeable foot, Dale.
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Ruthie, why don't you stay
and have dinner with us tonight?
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Oh, no, your grandma,
I'm sure she's got...
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Eh-eh! Dinner? You bet your sweet ass!
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I could use a home-cooked meal.
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Well, if you're gonna stick around...
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just take it easy on the road stories.
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Debbie's a tough one to please.
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I'm not sure you two will get along.
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Ruthie, you are such a
riot! My God, I love your mom!
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Thank you!
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Okay, here's cheers to my grandbaby,
my grandbaby-mama...
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and my handsome son, mm-hm.
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Ma!
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Okay, now, you gotta tell us
what Vernon was like as a kid.
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I'm sure he was a real pain in the ass.
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Nah, you don't want to
hear that boring old stuff.
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- Oh, yes we do.
- Oh, yes we do.
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- Oh, yeah, wait 'til you hear.
- Okay.
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Vernon here... he loved art class.
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No kidding! Charlotte did, too.
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I bet not as much as lil' Vern.
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Vernon, is there something
you need to say to Miss Lewis?
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How about a second coat?
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Steak-umm? Why didn't ya tell
me we were having guests?
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I would've put my socks on.
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Um, this is
Ronnie... he lives here, too.
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Ronnie, this is Vernon's lovely mom.
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Oh, Vernon's ma... I bet he
was a real pain in the ass, huh?
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Not as much a pain in the
ass as you're about to have.
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Whoa, lady.
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I'm just kidding you.
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Look at him!
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Ooh!
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WALT (V.O.): 24EE...
that's a sizeable foot, Dale.
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And that's too small?
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DALE (V.O.): I told
you, I have a big foot.
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You just lost a customer.
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This ends now.
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This good a cook and this good-looking?
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You let a really good one
get away this time, Vern.
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And she's got great taste, too!
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I have got to make you my
famous home-cooked chicken someday.
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Why, I'd love that.
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Well, how 'bout this week?
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Does that mean you're sticking around?
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Course it does!
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You are?
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Well, don't be silly, I
just met my grandbaby.
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How can I leave, gotta teach
her how to drive my truck?
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That'd be amazing.
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You know, I could teach you
on the road, if you wanna...
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come with on my next
haul to New York City.
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Really?
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I bet you'd love it there.
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That's great. Uh, Charlotte...
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could I speak with you
outside just for a quick second?
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Dude, Ruthie is so freaking cool.
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You're so lucky she's your mom.
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Yeah, she's something, all right.
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I'm glad you two are hitting
it off, but I kinda gotta give...
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you a head's up
about something with her.
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You know, she's got a way
of winning people over...
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but then she also sorta has
a way of disappointing people.
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Hmm, that's a little
ironic coming from you.
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[RONNIE] Your arm rose off the table!
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He thought he could
beat me arm wrestling...
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but he thought wrong! Baby Arms!
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Great work, people! We
are so gonna win this year!
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What in the hell is that?
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Mrs. Johnson! Hi! How
do you like our float?
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It's "Jonah and the Whale"... obviously.
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What do you think?
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Well, I think you
might as well quit now...
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because that looks like [BLEEP]!
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- Ma!
- What?
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Well, you wanna win a float competition?
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You gotta go big, baby, or you go home!
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And if I remember my
Bible stories correctly...
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Jonah was swallowed by a whale
not some little [BLEEP] minnow.
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If you're gonna make a
whale, baby, ya gotta go big!
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And I mean big, big!
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We appreciate your
spirit, ma'am, but this is about...
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the biggest-sized
float my tractor can pull.
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I drive a rig for a
living, and there ain't nothin'...
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I can't pull, so we can
just build that sucker...
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right on my flatbed!
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Aw, Ma, that's awful kind of
you, but Saturday's just...
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around the corner, so I
don't think we need to be trying...
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Let's do it!
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Let's do it! Let's band together!
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She's right, if we all band together,
we can pull this off!
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What do you say? Who's
with me? You? You?
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- The good guy's with us.
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Let's do it!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm about to embark
on a dangerous mission.
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If I don't make it back alive...
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my only request is to have
a simple, humble funeral...
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and then to have my
remains shot into space.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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We're buildin' one.
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There... there it goes.
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Yeah, you definitely
got a better thing...
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Vernon!
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What the hell are you doing here?
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Look, man, since you dumped
me, I lost everything.
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Everything! Daddy even took
the keys to the RV back.
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I'm livin' out of a
station wagon, Vernon.
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It doesn't even have a proper bathroom.
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I'm forced to pee
into a Gatorade bottle.
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I need you to let me
be your manager again.
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You asked me to
take a dive for the King.
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How could I ever trust you again?
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What? I trust you!
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Trust fall, hm?
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Goodbye, Starman.
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Oh, no.
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You'll pay for this, Vernon Brown.
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Hey, ma? Can I talk to you for a second?
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What's up?
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Hey, I'm really glad you
decided to stick around and help out.
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And Charlotte really seems
to be having fun with you.
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She's a helluva girl.
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Ah, good job, everybody!
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We are definitely
gonna win it this time!
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Still looks like [BLEEP].
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Well, at least it's a
big piece of [BLEEP].
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Pastor Johnson, I just
want to thank you so much...
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for all of your help and for
bringing Ruthie around.
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Here's your Jonah costume.
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What's that? A dress?
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It's a tunic, not a dress.
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Now, Jonah can wear that tunic...
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or he can wear the
Technicolor Dreamcoat...
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but I'm not one to rewrite the Bible.
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- I'll take the tunic.
- Okay.
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[VERNON] Thank you.
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She isn't coming.
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What?
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"Dear Charlotte, I got a high-dollar
haul I couldn't pass up.
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Have fun with the parade and [BLEEP].
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I left you some of my famous chicken.
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Follow your mother
freakin' dreams. Love, Ruthie."
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So, no semi to pull the
float means we're screwed.
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Hey everybody, so unfortunately,
something came up...
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Ruthie had to cancel.
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That means we're gonna
lose again. Damn it!
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I'm sorry.
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Kind of a bummer no
one's gonna take charge...
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and try and save the day, huh?
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Yeah, I know, right?
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Hey, hold on a second!
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I mean, we may not have a semi...
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but I got my trusty blue
cruiser here and you know what?
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That baby's got 500 pounds of torque...
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nearly 300 horses at the wheel.
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Anybody else thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
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Duct tape it to the
top of the Caddy! Right?
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I mean, am I crazy or what?
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There you go! That ought to do it.
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Great work, pastor. You did it!
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We all did it. We looked adversity
straight in the face..
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And we said, "You can die and
go straight to hell adversity!"
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- Amen!
- Amen!
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Now get on out of here.
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You're gonna want a good seat...
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when our first-place
float goes cruising by.
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Here you go, Hot Rod.
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Wait, you want me to drive?
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Yeah, figure now's as
good a time as any...
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to get in a good driving lesson.
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It's probably the worst...
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but I'll never turn
down an opportunity to drive.
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Hey, just promise you'll
be real careful.
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I don't want anything
happening to my baby girl.
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See, that'd be kind of sweet...
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if you weren't talkin' about your car.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah!
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Who is this blowhole
cut out for, babies?
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It obviously wasn't made for somebody
with my muscular frame.
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Let's get this show on the road.
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Ah, so I don't matter huh, Vernon?
248
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Well, screw your little parade!
249
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(MUSIC CHANGES)
250
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:24,044
(SIZZLING)
251
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,217
(FLIES BUZZING)
252
00:13:35,789 --> 00:13:37,424
I made some frittata.
253
00:13:54,975 --> 00:13:56,610
You...
254
00:13:57,843 --> 00:14:00,813
No... here.
255
00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:03,149
Happens all the time.
256
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,186
Frittata in the moustache.
257
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:08,588
Thank you.
258
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:14,660
That trap back there, what
kind of knot was that?
259
00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:16,462
Monkey fist.
260
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,030
That might have been it.
261
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,601
My dad tried to teach me
that knot when I was a kid...
262
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:23,571
but then he died.
263
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:28,040
Sorry to hear about that. My
dad wasn't around much, either.
264
00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:31,210
You know, now I don't
even have pictures of him.
265
00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:36,317
The ones I do have are
real blurry and far away.
266
00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:41,188
Well... more frittata?
267
00:14:41,288 --> 00:14:46,026
- Sure, that'd be great.
- Yeah, eat up.
268
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:49,496
Ah, yeah, nothing like
being on the open road!
269
00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:51,898
You're doin' great, by the way, honey!
270
00:14:51,997 --> 00:14:54,200
(HORN HONKING)
271
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,001
Hey, what the hell?
272
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:57,703
(HONKING CONTINUES)
273
00:14:57,803 --> 00:14:58,972
Step on it, baby!
274
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:04,544
Vernon Brown... funny
running into you here.
275
00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:10,416
Ah... hold up here. Why the
hell do you have a harpoon gun?
276
00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:12,618
Because the dude at
your sporting goods store...
277
00:15:12,718 --> 00:15:15,888
said I had to wait seven
days in order to buy a handgun.
278
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:23,731
So consider this a parting
gift, or should I say de-parting gift.
279
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,735
De-parting, because I'm
gonna kill you with it.
280
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:32,640
I understand the pun, but I
just don't find it amusing...
281
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,974
under the circumstances.
282
00:15:34,073 --> 00:15:38,210
Well, they say that
laughter is the best medicine, Vern.
283
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,947
Probably not for a
puncture wound, though, huh?
284
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:43,417
Step on it, baby!
285
00:15:43,516 --> 00:15:45,050
Son of a bitch!
286
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:48,389
(MUSIC PLAYING)
287
00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:55,062
Whoo!
288
00:15:58,398 --> 00:16:00,433
I don't understand. That
is the Brennan County School...
289
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,769
for Delinquent Teens marching band.
290
00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:07,707
Our float is supposed to be between
them and the Shriners.
291
00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:14,815
Where the fudge is Pastor Johnson?
292
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:20,038
(MUSIC PLAYING)
293
00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:24,709
What are you doing? We're in
the middle of a high speed chase!
294
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:30,413
Mommy, is Jonah gonna die?
295
00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:31,582
No.
296
00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:37,821
Dad, are you okay?
297
00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:39,021
What did you say?
298
00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:40,224
[CHARLOTTE] Are you okay?
299
00:16:40,324 --> 00:16:42,359
No, the part before that.
300
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,997
Now slow down, Starman. Give
me a chance to say my peace.
301
00:16:46,096 --> 00:16:49,400
You got 'til the light turns green.
302
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:54,038
You spent the last few
years doing two things...
303
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:56,539
- one, ripping me off!
- You noticed.
304
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,243
And two... helping
me to reach my dreams.
305
00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:02,112
Do what it is I love to do, perform.
306
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,548
Hey, you ever thought about it?
307
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,715
Maybe it's a good thing
you did lose everything.
308
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,116
'Cause now that frees you up...
309
00:17:07,218 --> 00:17:09,120
to do what it is that
you truly love to do.
310
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,087
What is it you've always wanted to do...
311
00:17:11,188 --> 00:17:14,258
you never got to do, Starman?
312
00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:17,628
No one's really ever
asked me that before.
313
00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:20,865
I mean, when I was a kid,
I always dreamed of being...
314
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:24,334
an orthopedic surgeon for exotic birds.
315
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,972
Yeah, well, I'm not really
sure that is a thing, but if it is...
316
00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:30,674
I say go for it, man!
317
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:35,312
You know what? I finally
realize why it is they call you Starman.
318
00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:38,048
It's not 'cause you make men stars.
319
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:41,752
It's because you were
born to be a star... man.
320
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:45,888
I am so sorry that I
tried to shoot you...
321
00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,724
in the face with a harpoon gun.
322
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,727
It ain't the first time.
323
00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,230
You are a great man.
324
00:17:55,132 --> 00:18:01,837
And maybe someday, if the stars align...
325
00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:04,609
our paths will cross again.
326
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,681
Okay, see you later, man!
327
00:18:12,782 --> 00:18:15,185
DALE (V.O.): My dad
wasn't around much, either.
328
00:18:15,286 --> 00:18:18,389
I don't even have pictures of him.
329
00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:23,461
The ones I do have are
real blurry and far away.
330
00:18:32,169 --> 00:18:34,839
Damn, looks like we missed the parade.
331
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:38,509
Sorry about that and
sorry about your grandma.
332
00:18:38,608 --> 00:18:39,943
No, it's cool.
333
00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:41,745
If she wouldn't have ditched
town, I might not have gotten...
334
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,749
to see your crazy
ex-manager try to harpoon you.
335
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:46,482
That mean you had fun?
336
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,620
Maybe. Hanging out with
you is certainly never boring.
337
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,288
Hey, I gotta go apologize to
these guys. You gonna be okay?
338
00:18:52,388 --> 00:18:54,725
- Yeah.
- Be right back.
339
00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:04,669
Hey, guys, sorry I missed the
parade. I took a wrong turn.
340
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:09,173
It's over? you guys gotta
tell me these things.
341
00:19:09,272 --> 00:19:12,409
I know how bad you wanted to win.
342
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:20,484
Well, the Lord truly does
work in mysterious ways.
343
00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:23,187
Laura Beth... did you steal that?
344
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,454
It turns out that First Methodist
has been hiring...
345
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,458
the Rose Bowl guys to build
their floats all these years.
346
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:32,663
They were
disqualified. Isn't that great!
347
00:19:32,762 --> 00:19:34,331
I still don't understand how we won...
348
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:35,700
if we didn't have a float in the parade.
349
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,367
Oh, I showed the
judges a picture of the whale...
350
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,869
that I had on my phone.
351
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,106
They said it looked good
enough and they were "over it"...
352
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:43,873
and they just wanted to go have lunch.
353
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,975
So, we're gonna go back to
the rectory for some celebratory...
354
00:19:46,076 --> 00:19:50,646
punch and some refreshments,
maybe some scones. Who knows?
355
00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:53,250
- That's awesome! All right.
- Whoo!
356
00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:59,088
Anyway, you kids don't
get too wild now, have fun.
357
00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:00,157
- Thanks, thank you.
- I'm proud of you.
358
00:20:00,257 --> 00:20:03,728
Thank you, Pastor Johnson.
359
00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:06,998
Lord have mercy.
360
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:13,536
Well, now that that's over, I
got the rest of the day free.
361
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:16,305
I know Ruthie promised
you a trip to New York...
362
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:20,811
so if you like, maybe I
could drive you instead.
363
00:20:20,912 --> 00:20:23,648
I mean, especially since
now you call me "Dad" and all.
364
00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:27,918
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
365
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:31,788
Aw, how'd you find that?
366
00:20:31,888 --> 00:20:34,357
It wasn't too hard,
because it was so obviously placed...
367
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,026
on the driver's seat for me to find.
368
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,562
The worst part was trying to
get it through the blow hole.
369
00:20:38,663 --> 00:20:43,166
Mm, always is. You gonna listen to it?
370
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,068
I'll put it in my queue.
371
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:48,005
Be sure and check out track three.
372
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,575
Duly noted.
373
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:55,175
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