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Previously on "Still the King"...
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It's not what it looks like.
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Looks like you're
pretending to be a preacher.
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That's pretty much it.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Coming in to hear the band.
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You really don't have to do that.
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Aw, have to? I want to.
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Vernon, Charlotte's dad.
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Let me make something
crystal-glass clear, Napoleon.
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I'm King Dad around these parts.
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You can bet your boat I'm
gonna keep it that way.
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Oh, you're a gentleman... since when?
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Well, Debbie, I don't believe
we've ever had the chance...
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to go on a proper date...
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but I'd be happy to change all that.
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What, us? Please.
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(WHISTLING)
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Hey, give me $10 on Pump 2 there, honey.
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That'll be $29.33.
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Oh, look! Someone's got
all their money this time.
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I always carry all my
money from now on, baby.
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You want to speed it up, bub.
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Is that Erik Estrada behind me?
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Yup.
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Aw, sh[BLEEP].
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Hey!
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Ooh, you got punched by Ponch.
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On your feet, Vernon Brown!
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You can run from a CHiP, but
you can't hide from a CHiP!
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Fire it up!
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What happened to you?
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Erik Estrada happened.
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What did you do to him?
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I don't know!
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Could just be jealous of
my [BLEEP]damn good looks.
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Maybe I slept with his girlfriend.
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Now you can add liftin' his wallet.
Drinks are on the Ponch.
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Adios, amigo!
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Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!
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You can run, but you can't hide, Vernon!
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This is Erik Estrada's America!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Ronnie, I'm going to the store.
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Do you need some
more of your bath salts?
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That's right.
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What are you doing here? You're
all paid up for the week.
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Yeah, they didn't say anything
about unannounced visits...
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in the parenting plan.
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Yeah, morning, Debbie, Ronald.
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I'm here to take my
daughter to the county fair.
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You know, it's not
even your day with her...
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so there's no way
she's gonna want to hang out.
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Bye, Mom, I'm going to the fair.
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Hey, sweetheart!
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You're going with him?
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Yeah.
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Well, if he's going to the
fair and you're going to the fair...
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then I'm going with y'all to the fair.
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But you hate the fair.
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Hey, I'm not trying to
start anything here now.
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I've got some bad memories,
but that's not the point.
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The more the merrier, I always say.
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Baby, I'm going to the fair.
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Screw that, I'm not
gonna let some random dude...
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take my family to the fair.
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God, I'm watching you.
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Fair enough.
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Good afternoon.
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Save it. Here's how it's gonna go down.
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You're gonna give me my
money, not give me any problems...
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and I'll be on my way.
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Is this a stick-up?
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I am joking, of course.
It isn't though, right?
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You'll see right here that I'm
owed $83 in surplus power.
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Due to my use of homemade solar panels.
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Ah, happy to help.
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Care for a muffin?
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Nice try, but you you're not
gonna lull me into submission...
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with your tasty breakfast treats.
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I'm not here for
government handouts, okay?
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I just want my $83 in U.S. currency...
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or the equivalent weight in gold.
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And I don't have time to sit around...
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while we cut through red tape all day.
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Done! Your account's credited.
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Credited? That's not gonna
work. I need it in cash.
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I'm sorry, sir, but the
$83 is actually a rebate...
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that's credited to your next bill.
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Well, there won't be a next bill...
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because I'm the one making you power.
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I'm sorry, sir. It's company policy.
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Why don't you go
tell whoever's in charge...
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that I'm not gonna sit and
watch them get rich off my power?
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They haven't heard the
last of Walter Baines Murray!
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Hi, how are you?
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Scratch that. Tell them
they have heard the last of me.
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Just for the sake of simplicity, say...
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You've lost a customer. You
lost your best customer!
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Or you lost your best
customer, something like that.
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I'm going off the grid!
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Will do! Have a super day!
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You have a super day!
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Hey, hoss, I'm watching you,
and don't think for one minute...
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that I'm gonna let
these ladies out of my sight.
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Oh! Turkey leg! Hey
man, where'd you get that?
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You know, I think I
actually played this very
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fair right here somewhere
around '98 or '99.
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It was 2000!
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Coulda been. How'd ya know that?
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Because this is where we met.
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You could be right.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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[DEBBIE] Yeah, right!
It was more like this.
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I was the Pool and Spa Depot Girl?
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Pool and Spa Depot, we've
got the best spas in town.
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Come check us out. How are you?
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Hi, ma'am... Pool and Spa Depot.
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Hey, uh, Debbie... listen,
don't forget to tell them...
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that the "lumbar jets" can
be used on other body parts...
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if you catch my drift.
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I'm talking about the downtowns.
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Yep, I got it.
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You really don't remember me, do you?
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Well if you gimme some
details, it might jar somethin' loose.
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Forget it. If you don't remember,
I'm not telling you.
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Well, what about me?
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Despite the fact that I'm
essentially a bastard...
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I might like to know a little
bit about how you guys met.
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[BODEAN] Hey, Sailor,
care to try your luck?
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I ain't falling for that again, Bodean!
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Hey, Sailor, care to try your luck?
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I ain't falling for that again!
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[BODEAN] Hey, Sailor,
care to try your luck?
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I am not falling for that again!
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[BODEAN] Hey, Sailor,
care to try your luck?
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Sure, mister! I want that
awesome boat-in-a-bottle!
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Well, you gotta win it first.
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Give it up!
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All right! You want to
get nautical up in here?
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Come on now!
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Watch and learn.
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All right.
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Agh! Come on! What the hell?
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Don't you want to win a
little something for your lady?
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Put some heat on it!
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There you go! You got a piece of it!
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Mother of...
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Agh!
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Come on!
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Aw.
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Whoo-hoo! First one!
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All right, what do you want, baby?
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I'm all good... really.
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Come on, how 'bout
that cute little bear...
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there with the black eye?
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Hey, you can't just come in
here and win my daughter over...
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with some cheap, crappy, carnival prize.
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I'm her momma, and if anybody
is winning her a crappy bear...
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it's gonna be me!
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Baby, I'm gonna win you this.
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Well, well, well...
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if it isn't the old Pool
and Spa Depot Girl.
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And I do mean old.
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Hello, Pamela.
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At least some of us have aged well.
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You're still burnin'... Vernon.
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Seeing the two of you together
certainly brings back memories.
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Hey, look it's Burnin' Vernon!
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He's on your "list." You gotta do it!
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Wait, so you and Pamela were friends?
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Best friends.
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Before she stole my life.
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More like you handed it over.
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I guess I kinda have
you to thank for that.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Ooh, look, a customer...
see y'all around.
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What was that all about?
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Some bitch living in the past...
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when the rest of us have
clearly moved on.
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Winner! Pick a prize, little lady.
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Here you go, baby.
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Guys, I appreciate the effort...
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but stuffed animals aren't
really my thing.
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(MUSIC CHANGES)
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Whoa! Sorry, you startled me.
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Please state your business.
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Yeah, I'm just here to
execute a basic disconnect order.
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No need, I already did it.
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Officially off your tyrannical
government power grid.
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I'm sorry, sir, but it
says right here, paragraph 43...
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section two, all disconnects
must be performed...
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by authorized personnel only.
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And the word "must" is
even italicized, so...
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Well, it says in my sovereign
municipality charter...
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section L-7, paragraph three...
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"no governmental agent
shall breach said property line...
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without prior invitation
or notarized consent."
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In other words, hit the road, Jack.
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This is Field Agent Nixon,
we've got a rogue civilian. Standby.
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Rogue civilian.
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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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Roger that. You just messed
with the wrong muchacho.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Muchacho? It's a Spanish
colloquialism, it means "guy"...
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and you just messed with the wrong one.
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Why don't you just say "guy" next time?
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It'd be less confusing for everybody.
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Handbook says "muchacho".
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It's probably in two languages.
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You're probably reading
the wrong section.
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Shut up.
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Come on, you can do it!
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Oh, boy! Oh, jeez!
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Aw, what the hell? Screw
that! This thing is rigged!
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Excuses is like buttholes,
Ronnie, everybody's got one...
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and I ain't interested in yours.
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Hey, mister, can I
play your game, please?
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Why, sure, kid.
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Here you go.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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Hey! You won! You sure did!
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- Do I get a prize?
- Absolutely! Right here.
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Whoa, whoa! That
boat-in-a-bottle is mine.
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I got dibs!
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That right there.
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The black bull... that's
for you, little fella.
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I win! I win!
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- Thank you, sonny.
- Thank you, mister.
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I denounce you and your
stupid game. Farewell forever!
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I'll be back!
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Of course, you will.
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You having fun, baby? You're
being kinda quiet over there.
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I'm speechless with joy.
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I believe that was sarcasm.
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Nothing gets by you?
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Except for maybe some
memories of a certain night...
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that completely changed my life forever.
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Well, how about you
gimme one little clue?
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I was in the front
row and you sang to me.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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I was goin' to Arizona
Baby on to California
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Where the people all live so fine
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Living on Tulsa time
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[DEBBIE] Not exactly, super
star, it was more like this.
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Living on Tulsa time
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Living on Tulsa time
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I told you, Debbie, he's on
your list! He's fair game!
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Are you sure?
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Look, if Emilio Estevez
showed up at my bachelorette...
252
00:11:44,382 --> 00:11:46,340
I would hope you would set me straight.
253
00:11:47,852 --> 00:11:50,820
Hey, this may sound
crazy, but were you by chance...
254
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:54,123
wearing one of those pink,
sparkly headbands with the...
255
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,425
Weenie Boppers! Yes!
256
00:11:56,427 --> 00:11:57,859
It was my bachelorette party.
257
00:11:57,861 --> 00:11:59,361
What do you mean, on your list?
258
00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,464
It's a list of famous people...
259
00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,698
that you're allowed
to have sex with if...
260
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,235
I know what it is, Mom, but... Vernon?
261
00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:08,904
I mean, he wasn't number one.
262
00:12:08,906 --> 00:12:10,206
What do you mean, not number one?
263
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,941
He was super cute and sexy once, okay?
264
00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,442
And your first crush is your deepest...
265
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,677
you're gonna learn that.
266
00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:16,452
- Oh...
- Hey!
267
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,179
Sorry, what's up?
268
00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:20,616
Uh, just, you know...
269
00:12:20,618 --> 00:12:23,685
Are you gonna introduce
us or just stand there?
270
00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:24,786
Is that an option?
271
00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:27,555
Hey, I'm Dallas. You
must be Charlotte's sister?
272
00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:29,724
Oh, you're good.
273
00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:31,493
I'm Vernon Brown, it's nice to meet you.
274
00:12:31,495 --> 00:12:35,597
Hey, wait, weren't you at
the concert last week?
275
00:12:35,599 --> 00:12:38,233
No... beef sundae here, hold on.
276
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,601
What concert?
277
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,799
That's a lot of money for a kid.
278
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,269
Don't know what you're talking about.
279
00:13:04,271 --> 00:13:06,705
Listen, Gypsy, I know
you're in cahoots with Bodean...
280
00:13:06,707 --> 00:13:08,106
and I like that.
281
00:13:08,108 --> 00:13:12,043
But if you want to get
past the age of 12... or 40...
282
00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:14,045
you need to tell me how
that bottle game is rigged.
283
00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:18,283
Okay, people are always
so focused on the bottles...
284
00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:20,651
they forget about the ball.
285
00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:22,854
Ah, have no fear... I get it.
286
00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:24,722
So how's that supposed to help me win?
287
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:28,493
No, you idiot, they keep a weighted
ball under the counter.
288
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:30,661
It's the white one.
289
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:33,431
Oh, all right, thanks, weirdly-old kid.
290
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,866
Ass[BLEEP].
291
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:41,272
So, it's not much, but I
won you this music note.
292
00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,340
It's not totally lame.
293
00:13:43,342 --> 00:13:45,075
Just...
294
00:13:45,077 --> 00:13:47,545
Charlotte, you gotta get over
here and try this beef sundae!
295
00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:49,714
Yeah, it looks delicious!
296
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:52,549
Buy ya a beef sundae?
297
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:54,851
I prefer the pulled-pork parfait.
298
00:13:54,853 --> 00:13:56,753
Listen, I gotta go meet some friends...
299
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:58,155
but I'll catch up with you soon?
300
00:13:58,157 --> 00:13:59,756
- Yeah.
- Cool.
301
00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:04,361
You gotta try one of these.
302
00:14:04,363 --> 00:14:05,695
I'm a vegetarian, remember?
303
00:14:05,697 --> 00:14:08,998
Oh, all right, I'll get
you a corn dog, then.
304
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,134
I don't know what it is
about these beef sundaes...
305
00:14:11,136 --> 00:14:15,104
but every time I just think of
one, I drool like Pavlov's dog.
306
00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:16,940
'Sup, Pavlov.
307
00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:31,154
Wait a minute...
308
00:14:46,838 --> 00:14:49,404
For the love of God, stop talking!
309
00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,641
So, you guys slept together
the first night you met? Gross.
310
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:53,943
Please tell me you didn't do it...
311
00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:55,544
behind the beef sundae stand.
312
00:14:55,546 --> 00:15:00,415
- Of course, not!
- No, we're not animals!
313
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:12,160
[VERNON] Oh, oh, oh, God!
314
00:15:13,597 --> 00:15:15,730
Oh, my God...
315
00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:17,565
I'm a porta-potty baby?
316
00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:27,853
You'll never win!
317
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:32,025
(AIR HORNS BLARING)
318
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:47,339
How you doing? Thanks for coming.
319
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,746
Et tu, Carl?
320
00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:56,882
Sorry, Walt, but if you
mess with one of us...
321
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,216
you mess with all of us.
322
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,085
Except for the Sparkletts guy...
323
00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:01,186
who really has no business being here.
324
00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:03,688
Come on, guys! I'm one of you!
325
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,391
You're not even a
utility, you're a luxury.
326
00:16:06,393 --> 00:16:09,761
Come on, Walt, you can't
take us all on, all right?
327
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:13,631
Just give up and end this.
328
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,234
Are you quiet, because you're
thinking about ending it or...?
329
00:16:18,638 --> 00:16:21,405
Aw, we're just... we're gonna
take your silence to mean...
330
00:16:21,407 --> 00:16:24,476
that... that's a... that's a "no"?
331
00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:26,444
Good, that was the intended effect!
332
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:27,745
Let's ride!
333
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:33,150
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
334
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:08,284
It's all good, guys! I got it!
335
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,256
It's the old Trojan garbage truck ploy!
336
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:24,901
No!
337
00:17:24,903 --> 00:17:28,237
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,645
(MUSIC CHANGES)
339
00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:37,580
Bodean?
340
00:17:37,582 --> 00:17:40,149
Just one, please.
341
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:41,816
You don't want all three of them?
342
00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:46,221
No, I think I'll be
having the white ball today.
343
00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:49,591
All right.
344
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,462
The white ball.
345
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,598
Fire in the hole!
346
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,300
I'm a firecracker You
better back up off
347
00:17:59,302 --> 00:18:01,870
'Cause I'm a firecracker Yeah
I'mma write on your wall
348
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,805
Because I'm a firecracker
349
00:18:03,807 --> 00:18:05,239
Agh!
350
00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:12,013
No!
351
00:18:18,588 --> 00:18:19,820
Why are you so upset?
352
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,689
It's not like you were
born in a porta-potty.
353
00:18:21,691 --> 00:18:23,324
So, just keeping tabs here.
354
00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:26,026
You two got jacked up on beef sundaes...
355
00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:28,596
conceived me in a portable toilet...
356
00:18:28,598 --> 00:18:31,131
and then never spoke
to each other ever again?
357
00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:36,269
And what happened to your fianc??
358
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,309
Hey, Deb-kiss... we've
been looking all over for you.
359
00:18:42,311 --> 00:18:44,377
Look at them little Weenie Boppers.
360
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,346
You're just the cutest, little thing.
361
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,483
Hey, there.
362
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,591
No! No!
363
00:18:57,593 --> 00:19:01,861
No!
364
00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:04,097
So the whole "hall pass"
thing didn't hold up, huh?
365
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,298
No! He was all like "blah, blah, blah"...
366
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,267
hypothetical conversation.
367
00:19:08,269 --> 00:19:09,936
But, trust me, if he'd had
a chance with Vanna White...
368
00:19:09,938 --> 00:19:12,038
he'd be singin a different tune.
369
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,274
I'm sorry I gummed up your life.
370
00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:17,176
But I gotta say, without
that eight minutes...
371
00:19:17,178 --> 00:19:19,145
of unprotected
passion, we wouldn't have...
372
00:19:19,147 --> 00:19:20,646
this amazing, young lady right here.
373
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:28,053
Okay, this story could
qualify as child abuse.
374
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:30,322
Let's never speak of it ever again.
375
00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:31,990
All right, there you are!
376
00:19:31,992 --> 00:19:34,426
Guess who won at Bottle Shock?
377
00:19:34,428 --> 00:19:36,427
That's right, boat's still good.
378
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:38,130
Anyway, you want to
check out this freak show?
379
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:40,966
They got half a Siamese
twin. Let's check it out.
380
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,268
Yeah, but what about...
381
00:19:43,270 --> 00:19:44,770
Well, it looks like it's just me and...
382
00:19:44,772 --> 00:19:48,406
This has been the most
traumatic day of my life.
383
00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:50,508
Let's go ride the "Wheel of Death."
384
00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:54,745
Y'all have fun!
385
00:19:54,747 --> 00:19:57,848
Sorry, but it was gonna
happen one way or the other.
386
00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:59,684
Here you go.
387
00:19:59,686 --> 00:20:01,186
What's this?
388
00:20:01,188 --> 00:20:03,454
We refund all rebates upon deactivation.
389
00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:07,725
You had a balance of $83, minus
a $40 disconnection fee.
390
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,593
So that's a check for $43.
391
00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,528
Have a nice day.
392
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,064
Oh, if my super calls,
I'd appreciate it...
393
00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,464
if you gave me some good feedback.
394
00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:16,186
They're real sticklers
for customer service.
395
00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:22,073
Wait, so you're saying you
could just restart my service now...
396
00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:23,207
and then disconnect
me in a few months...
397
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,441
and you'd cut me another check?
398
00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:26,109
Yeah.
399
00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:27,578
Reconnect me.
400
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,145
No problem.
401
00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:35,619
There you go.
402
00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,787
$40 re-connection fee.
403
00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:40,090
Well, then, where's my $3?
404
00:20:40,092 --> 00:20:41,991
We'll credit your next bill.
405
00:20:43,929 --> 00:20:45,862
To be clear, this is a victory for me!
406
00:20:45,864 --> 00:20:48,098
Yep, got it. Have a super day!
407
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:51,434
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408
00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:06,137
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