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[ STATIC ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ And when God comes
and calls me to his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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My turn.
Hell no.
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Hey, man,
let me drive that thing!
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Do not touch the trim!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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Bulldogs! Whoo!
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Go, Dawgs!
Kick their ass!
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[ VOCALIZING FIGHT SONG ]
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We on our way
to the Georgia-Florida game,
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the world's largest
outdoor cocktail party, brotha!
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Well, a-all right, then.
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Uh... good night.
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Now, hold on, Sheriff.
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We wanted you
to come with us.
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To Jacksonville?
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I've only dreamt
about going to Florida.
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You want me to drive,
don't ya?
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No, no! Hell no! Are
you kiddin' me?
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What kind of damn friend
you think I am, Sheriff?
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I'm sorry, guys.
What the hell?
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Where am I gonna sit?
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Sit behind the wheel, homeboy.
You drivin'.
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Fine.
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[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
No, no.
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The big one.
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Ooh! It's like
a city on wheels!
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Oh, no!
Not Cheeseburger in Paradise.
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I don't want to put
any miles on her.
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Sheriff, do you want to be on
your deathbed askin' yourself,
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"Why didn't I say yes
to drivin' Early and his people
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to Jacksonville
in my brand-new RV?"
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Do you want that to be
your one regret?
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This is your chance
to set things right.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I know you want me
to drive you to the game
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and you want me
to use my RV,
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and, damn it,
I-I'm hungry to belong,
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so let's just overlook
my dignity
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and do this thing.
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Y'all come on!
Hell yeah!
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All right! Whoo-hoo!
Go, Dawgs!
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GPS: Dawgs sweep left
onto Exit 435 to I-75 South,
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and run, Lindsay, run!
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Lindsay Scott!
Lindsay Scott!
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Straight until you reach the 10.
[ SNIFFS ]
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Interstate 10! Hey, uh, y'all
cookin' somethin' back there?
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Nope. I'm just sendin' my turd
back in time to kill Hitler.
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This future toilet
is amazin'!
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Early, did you just
crap in my micro...
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Aah! You did!
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I said only number ones
on the road!
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Number twos,
we pull over!
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I hit number 2...
Meat.
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Don't worry. This'll be
flushed in just under...
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[ SPLAT ]
...seven minutes.
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Oh, man, we crossin'
the state line, y'all! Whoo!
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Kiss everybody
for good luck, Granny.
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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Squeeze my ass.
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For luck.
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Rusty, you want
a piece of this?
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Naw. No. No, thank you.
I'm good.
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Come on, Sheriff. Get you a handful.
No strings attached.
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It ain't every day you get
to cross a state line.
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Uh, uh, no, thank you.
I'm driving.
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Yeah, he's drivin', Granny.
Just stroke him off.
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Oh, okay. No, Granny.
No. [ UNZIPS ]
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No, no! [ CLEARS THROAT ]
I'm fine.
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Just... reheat my coffee,
uh, for me, please?
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[ BEEP ]
Steak or fish?
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You know what?
Never mind.
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[ MARCHING BAND PLAYS ]
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Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
We made it!
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Go, Dawgs!
We here in Florida!
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Florida sucks!
Florida sucks!
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$100 a day for parking.
Damn!
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Hey, why don't you yank
that stick out your ass
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and suck you down
a cold one, Sheriff?
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This is how we do,
baby!
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[ CHUCKLING ]
Oh, no.
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Just a sugar-free
diet cream soda for me, please.
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This can says "beer."
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All of 'em do.
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Uh, okay.
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I-I-I'll try a beer.
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SQUIDS: [ CHANTING ]
Drink! Drink!
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[ GULPING ]
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Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!
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[ GULPING ]
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Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!
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[ GULPING ]
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Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!
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[ BELCHES ]
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Ahh!
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You know, Early, that was
my first adult beverage.
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I hope
I drank it right.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
Alcohol sure is refreshing.
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I think
it gets a bad rap.
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You preachin' to the choir, son.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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And pretty soon, you gonna be
a-singin' to your shoes.
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Get you
a jello shooter!
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SQUIDS:
Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Spit out
any red-and-yellow stuff.
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My belly ring's infected.
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[ SLURPS ]
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Drink!
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Ooh-wee!
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Jim Dandy!
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[ CLANK ]
What time's the game?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
"Game."
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We ain't goin' to no game.
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That game's six hours
from now.
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We'll be facedown
and ass-up by then.
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We come here to get fucked up
in a damn parkin' lot, baby.
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Football! Whoo!
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SQUIDS: Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!
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Football! Whoo!
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Beer me another beer,
brew dog!
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SQUIDS: Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
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♪♪
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[ SLURRING ]
Yee-haw! I win!
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I'm the corn-bowl king!
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Man, calm down, Sheriff.
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I didn't smash that.
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The guy who... smashed that
had his shirt on.
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Go, you sliver bitches!
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[ CHUCKLES ] They're
silver britches, dumbass.
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Like Dungarees.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
Go, you sliver Dungarees!
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Daddy, you got to
rein this in.
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Relax, son.
Sheriff didn't do nothin'.
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Guy who shot the gun off
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didn't have his ding-a-ling
hangin' out, right, Sheriff?
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Daddy, no!
That's right!
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The guy who shot the gun
didn't [FARTS]
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have his ding-a-ling out,
like I do.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Helicopter!
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Sheriff, put your pants on!
There's children here!
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Aw, they can handle it.
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Go, Dawgs! Sic 'em!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
Woof, woof, woof!
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Where's he goin'?!
Hell if I know.
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Don't lose him!
He's funny as hell!
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Hey, where'd you
get that beer?
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This ain't a beer,
you dumb asshole.
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This is an empty can.
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And you smoke weed of it...
Out of it...
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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[ STIFLED ]
...like I've been doing.
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Who gave you that? You could
lose your job, Sheriff.
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[ INHALES ] Yeah, you give
me that can right now.
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I gotta get
my damn party on, too!
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It's cashed, bro.
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I-I think
beer's a gateway drug
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to this harder stuff that I'm
[CLEARS THROAT] now enjoying.
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Whooooo!
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No, I'm the "whoo" guy.
I say "whoo."
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"Whoo!" is my catchphrase.
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See? Whoo!
Whoo!
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If you "Whoo," too, that makes
my "Whoo" less special!
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Whoo!
Whoo!
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Ya see, now?
It's just a wall of "Whoo" s.
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Nobody can tell who's "Whoo" -in'.
Whoo!
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You dilutin'
my damn brand!
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I-I'm sorry.
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Does our conversation
interest you, asshole?
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Sheriff,
who you talkin' to?
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Whoa, whoa!
Hold on a sec, now!
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Shit!
Chill out, dudes.
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The... The guy who beat
this guy nearly to death...
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...wasn't wearin' no pants.
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Sheriff,
what are you doin'?
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Free tickets for the game!
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Florida! Whoo!
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I told you, Daddy...
We need to dial him back!
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Well, you best be
dialing me back, too, then,
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'cause I'm the craziest sumbitch
right here.
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Looky here. Watch this.
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See there?
I'm wild, too.
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That's right.
Vacation! Whoo!
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The stadium is that way,
dumbass!
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Hell, you runnin'
straight into the damn river!
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I-I hope this don't
reflect too harshly
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on people from Georgia.
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[ MARCHING BAND PLAYS ]
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Amateur hour is over,
Sheriff.
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Best get your shit
together.
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We don't want to draw
no attention to ourselves
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until we inside.
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Is that alcohol
in there, Early?
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I thought
that was your cellphone!
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Shh, shh, shh. I got to make
an important call inside,
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if you get my drift.
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Uh, let me...
Let me make a call.
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No! I don't need you
usin' up my data!
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This ain't
no family plan.
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But I want to call
Dr. Feelgood, Early.
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He's my beer dealer.
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You can't get no signal here,
Sheriff.
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I can, but you can't.
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I gotta call somebody!
It's an emergency!
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Let go of that! Is there
a problem here, fellas?
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No! No, sir.
You bet there is!
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He won't let me drink alcohol
from his fake telephone.
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Uh, this here's
just a cellular smartphone.
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Hey! I'm on hold now! [ SNIFFS ]
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No!
You drainin' the battery!
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No!
I just charged that!
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Let me drink
that battery juice!
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Sheriff...
Oh, come on, now.
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Let's not get
kicked out of here. Come on.
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[ GURGLES ]
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Stop being such a pussy!
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Florida sucks!
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Woof, woof, woof!
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[ MARCHING BAND PLAYS ]
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Damn, Sheriff,
you committed felony assault
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for the cheap-ass seats?
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Well, the seats might be shitty,
but the view is all titty.
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Motorboat!
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Bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb-bb!
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You best take care
of your bro here.
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He about to get
swatted down.
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[ VOMITS ]
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I'm sorry.
My botormoat runs on vomit.
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Could it... Would it be cool
if I kissed you?
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I-I saw that
in pornography.
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Your bro better step off.
I want to catch a vape.
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Sheriff, do not
upstage me here!
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This is my time to shine,
not yours!
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He's passed out, Daddy.
See? [ SNORING ]
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Finally! Hell,
let's get some beer
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and turn the volume up
on this shit.
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They don't sell no beer here, Daddy.
What the...
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What kinda college
ain't got no binge-drinkin'?!
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Florida is all schoolmarms,
teetotalers, and pantywaists!
244
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,216
Hell, I knowed there was
a reason I didn't come down here
245
00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,484
to pursue
my graduate degree!
246
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,152
Come on! Let's get
the hell outta here!
247
00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,888
Uh-oh.
Where's Sheriff?
248
00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,890
Aw, hell.
Sheriff!
249
00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,570
Gimme a "T"!
250
00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:45,580
Gimme an "I"!
251
00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,727
Gimme a T-T-Y!
252
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,229
What the hell is he spellin'?
What's that spell?
253
00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,431
What does that spell?
That spells "titty," Daddy!
254
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,400
He's gonna get us in trouble!
Get down from there, Sheriff!
255
00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,335
Get down, you dumbass
son of a bitch!
256
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,604
This ain't
no spellin' bee!
257
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,406
You need to tell that
to the sheriff!
258
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,842
'Cause this guy who's balancing
on the handrail's
259
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,910
got his shirt...
260
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,770
Aaaaaah!
Sheriff!
261
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:08,782
[ GRUNTING ]
262
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:09,850
MAN: My chew!
263
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,951
[ GRUNTING ]
264
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,787
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
Heeeeeeeey!
265
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,590
I'm flyyyyyyying!
266
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,558
[ GRUNTING ]
267
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,798
[ VOMITS ]
268
00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,767
Go, Bulldogs!
269
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,802
Eat my knuckles,
stupid!
270
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:29,803
Whoa!
271
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:31,304
Rusty! Early!
272
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,606
Sheriff!
Shut your damn mouth, boy.
273
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,742
We don't know him.
He ain't with us.
274
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:39,212
♪♪
275
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,480
I never thought
it would end like this.
276
00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:42,449
Daddy,
don't you worry.
277
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,551
You've been to jail
a million times yourself.
278
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,286
The sheriff's
gonna be fine in there.
279
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,756
It ain't him I'm worried about.
It's me.
280
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,324
Hell, I used to be
the wildest banana in the bunch.
281
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,393
But did you see
what the sheriff done today?
282
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,295
That should have been
me out there
283
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,631
with a face full of boobs
and a fist full of face,
284
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,300
a chest full of vomit
and pants full of shit.
285
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,736
I been drinkin' my whole life
for this moment,
286
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,720
only to watch somebody make
a bigger asshole of themselves
287
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,674
than I can!
288
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,810
Would it make you feel better
if you butt-chug some vodka?
289
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,478
What have I got
to celebrate?
290
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,314
Let's just finish all this beer
and drive home.
291
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,416
Um, shouldn't we
drop by the jail
292
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,819
and maybe bail out
the sheriff?
293
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,320
Ah, God damn it.
294
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,657
There's only one toilet in here
and no seat.
295
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,793
How am I supposed to
sit down and pee?
296
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,329
Just take out my tally-whacker
in front of God and everybody?
297
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,831
[ BELL CHIMES ]
Early!
298
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,132
You came back for me!
299
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,633
No, we just come back
for your keys.
300
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,768
Early! Wait!
301
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,169
RV don't run worth a damn
without them keys.
302
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,604
Guys, where you going?
303
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,339
Daddy, wait. It ain't right
to leave him here.
304
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,275
Yeah. But I'm still gonna do it
'cause I'm jealous and petty.
305
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,276
[ BELL CHIMES ]
306
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,478
[ DRUMLINE PLAYS ]
307
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,704
Made in Georgia.
308
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,172
Go, Dawgs.
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