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Didier? C'est Sophie.
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It has been over a week since
I hear from you, are you OK?
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Please call me back, mon
amour. That might be tricky.
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But I am telling you the truth.
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We know the Koreans are trying
to buy weapons through you.
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Yes, and I passed this
information on to the MI5.
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What are you talking about?
Three days ago, in Kuala Lumpur.
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Are you telling me you told
this to an MI5 agent in Malaysia?
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Of course. Who was this agent?
A big guy with a stupid face.
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Can you remember his name? Tim. Elliot.
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SPY S02E08 Codename: Double Oh
Sync, corrected by mercurian
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OK, settle down. Is it true?
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Is someone out there
impersonating an MI5 agent?
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No of course not.
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It's just, ah, Tim's body double.
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My what now? Didn't I mention that? No.
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I'm pretty sure...
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Sir. OK, yeah well, you've...
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You've all got body doubles out there.
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They don't actually look like
us, right? Course they do.
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Yeah, yeah, same looks, same
blood type, same fingerprints.
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Here, pass these out.
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It's a good deal for you guys, you know,
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because you don't travel
as much and if a mission is
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suicidally dangerous, who cares
if one of them gets killed?
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Their families?
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What the hell is this? Yeah, we
can't always find an exact match.
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You don't say. My guy is amazing!
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He's made over 60 kills
in the last two years.
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OK, well my guy stole nuclear
plans from the Iranians last year.
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What did your guy do?
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Hey Tim, your double's in London at
the moment, if you want to meet him.
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Really? Yeah, I can set it up. OK.
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What shall I wear?
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I hope you've enjoyed your visit
to St Benjamin's! Not particularly.
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You know this, perhaps the
Brain Alliance will soon be
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welcoming one of our
pupils to its noble ranks.
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You'll find out presently.
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Of course, just that I would be
prepared to smooth the path, as it were.
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I'm sorry, are you trying
to bribe me? I am, yes.
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Mr Quil, I'm the president
of the foremost intellectual
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society in northern Europe.
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The criterion of admission is
the brilliance of one's mind,
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not the brilliance of one's silver.
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Is that a no, then?
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However I suppose I can disclose
that I have, in fact, selected
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a St Benjamin pupil to join the alliance.
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Really? Bet I can guess who it is.
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You really are a very dull man.
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You remember Marcus, of course?
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I trust Mr Quil has been taking
good care of you. I suppose so.
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Do you want to sit down while I
make the announcement? I'm fine.
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So, children, we come to
the results. Indeed we do.
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Some of you will be disappointed,
but to you I simply say this,
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"A fool thinks himself to be wise,
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"but a wise man knows himself to be a fool".
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So true.
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So without further ado, the
Brain Alliance is delighted to
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welcome its newest member, Arthur Norris.
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What?
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Huh? Come on up here, Arthur.
There's been a mistake.
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I don't make mistakes. But Arthur's an idiot.
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It's true, he's a very stupid boy.
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Well, I subscribe to Einstein's
contention that the true
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sign of intelligence is not
knowledge but imagination.
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He deep-fried his shoes in Home Economics.
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Wonderful.
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I demand a recount. All right.
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No, Arthur still wins. But you
didn't do anything? It's all in here.
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I wouldn't expect you to
understand. Now, would you mind?
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Say "Nietzsche".
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We actually have very similar backgrounds.
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He got a PhD in chemistry,
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and I got a D in carpentry.
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He was in the navy and I like the
colour blue. Are you listening? No.
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You still disappointed with your
double? She infiltrated al-Qaeda.
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Cool. As a man. At least you got
a double, I don't even get one.
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Here, take mine,
you have similar facial hair.
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Didier, this is Sophie
again. Why this silence?
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Are you breaking up with me? Maybe
you are with another woman right now.
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Well, perhaps I too should
sleep with some other man.
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Hello? Who is this?
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Some other man. What? I'm a
friend of Didier's. Where is he?
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I want to speak to him.
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Yeah, he's a little tied up right now.
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So it is true, he's breaking up with me?
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I'm not going to lie to you,
he doesn't look happy. Mon dieu!
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Look, I think it's probably best if we meet.
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I'll come to your apartment at seven?
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But how do you know where I
live? Let's just call it destiny.
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Notice anything different
from last time? You're dressed.
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It was an honest scheduling error.
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Look, no mess. Just have to tap in...
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Elliot.
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File not found. You've lost our
notes. Yeah. What a surprise.
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Barbara. How much longer do we
have to put up with this idiot?
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What's the matter with you? You've
been in a bad mood all afternoon.
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He wasn't chosen for the Brain Alliance. Oh.
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Did you want to say something? No.
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No, you did your best,
it's all anyone can ask.
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Like you could do any better.
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You underestimate Tim Elliot at your peril.
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Laugh all you like, but what do
you really know about Tim Elliot?
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Absolutely nothing. Barbara!
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Fine, in that case, Tim
Elliot can take the exam.
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Tim Elliot will be delighted. Oh, do
stop saying that. What if you fail?
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What? What do you mean? Well,
there has to be a forfeit. Custody.
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Excuse me? If you fail,
you'll give them custody.
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Are you seriously suggesting
we gamble for custody?
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How is it gambling? I thought we
underestimate you at our peril?
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Wait, hold on.
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So if I pass, you stay with me.
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But it has to be you who takes the test.
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I swear to you Tim Elliot will
take that test. Yes! Got them.
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You found our files? No, they're
gone, but I've got Rihanna tickets.
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- Barbara, we got the
tickets! - Woo-hoo!
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She's happy.
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Should have been in by now.
What if he doesn't like me?
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What if he's disappointed? My tie OK? Mm-hm.
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How are my pecs? Very nice. You promise?
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Hello Didier. I met with Moritz last night.
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He told me that you are seeing another woman.
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He said that you don't love me
anymore, but I do not believe him.
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I will only know it is true when
I hear it from your own lips.
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Until then, mon amour.
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OK everyone, let me introduce Tim Elliot.
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Open that, will you? Been busting for a wee.
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Sorry.
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You're disappointed. No.
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It's OK, my wife had the same
look... before she left me.
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You're a bit different than I expected.
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I won't lie to you,
it's not been a good year.
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You can't tell but I've actually
put on a bit of weight. Really?
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And the irritable bowels are still a problem.
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Still got that brilliant mind, though?
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No. No?
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The alcohol killed the brain cells.
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Have you thought about... not
drinking? I've cut back quite a bit.
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Really? But fret not, Tim,
because I am here to serve you.
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Can you take an exam for me? No.
No. Blood pressure. Right, of course.
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So what about you? What?
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Are you married? I'm divorced.
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Seeing anyone? Not at the moment.
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Any kids? Yeah, I have a son.
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Do you get on well? Not really.
In the middle of a custody battle.
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Are you going to win? Not now.
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It's hard work being Tim
Elliot. Tell me about it.
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Hey there!
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How was school? OK. Yeah?
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Oh, wasn't it hilarious yesterday?
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What? You know, all that stuff
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about the exam and custody was so funny!
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What are you doing? Nothing.
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Just enjoying classic humour.
It wasn't a joke. What?
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My god, I can't believe you
fell for it. You are so...
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This isn't going to work. Really?
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The exam's tomorrow. OK.
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Don't worry, you'll do fine.
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You might just want to brush up
on your quantum mechanics. Thanks.
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How long have we been studying?
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11 minutes.
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I'm never going to get through all this.
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You have to, this is for Marcus, remember?
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All right.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't we take a five-minute break,
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and then we'll hit these books
like Stephen Hawking on crack.
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I've got Pepsi. That'll do.
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Working hard?
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How long have I been
asleep? Ten hours. Oh, god.
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Ready for the exam? Yes! Yes.
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I think we've covered most things.
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It's good to get some proper rest
before an exam. I'll be in the car.
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OK, I'm there in a sec.
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Thanks a lot. OK.
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- Oui? Hello?
- Hello?
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Didier? Oui.
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OK?
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Yes. I agree.
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Why are you speaking English?
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Because, Sophie,
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French is the language of love,
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but English is the language of breaking up.
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I am in love with another
woman. I don't believe you.
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What did you say to me when we first kissed?
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I say so many things. You said,
"our hearts would be as one forever".
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Well, unfortunately, I
have met someone else. What?
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What did you expect, I am French.
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But you should do the same.
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There are many men out there.
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Take Moritz for example, he is very handsome.
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He's a reptile! Bit harsh.
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I mean, I understand he is a wonderful lover.
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Is that what you want Didier?
You want me to sleep with Moritz?
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I really do. OK, fine. What?
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If that is what it takes to
show my commitment to you,
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then that is what I will do.
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Are you serious? On one condition.
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You call me by my special name.
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Your special name? You cannot have
forgotten it. Can I get a clue?
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It is tattooed on your body!
Right, right, of course.
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Just remind me
which part of my body, that is.
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You are just humiliating me now. No, no.
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Actually, I have to make
another call, but I will ring you
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straight back with that funny little
name and you can have sex with me.
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I mean, Moritz. And then
everything will be cool. OK? Ciao!
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I take it you heard that, then? Yes.
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Phew, thought I was dreaming.
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Where's Tim today? He's going
to be late. He's doing an exam.
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You don't mind if I sit here? No.
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I'm staying in a hotel
while I'm in town. Are you?
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It's horrible but it's cheap.
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So, if you're... interested?
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Interested? In coming back with me?
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Are you hitting on me?
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Is that OK? Not really. Fair enough.
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What was it, the body or the
general desperation that put you off?
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There were a number of factors. Sure.
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The main one being my boyfriend
who is sitting right there.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Sorry. Mmm-hmm.
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You want me to leave now. Yeah. I thought so.
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The results will be ready for collection
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at five o'clock this evening.
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I think we can probably start packing.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Hiya. Who are you?
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Thought you might like a drink.
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I cannot.
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I'll untie you. I'll just
check you're not armed.
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I've already been searched.
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Can't be too careful.
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You married, Didier? No.
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Girlfriend?
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Yes. How's that going? Happy?
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Of course. I love her.
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Hmmm. I bet you have
funny names for each other?
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What are you doing? Can I drink now? OK.
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I've been thinking of getting a tattoo. What?
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Yeah, but it's so hard
to decide where to put it.
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Do you have any tattoos?
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One. Oh, really?
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Can I see it? No. Why not?
It is on my buttock. Huh.
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That is a quandary.
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How did it go? Badly. I can't
help feeling I let you down.
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I can't help agreeing. I don't
understand how you could gamble
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custody of Marcus on the results of
an exam you were never going to pass.
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I wasn't supposed to be taking the
exam. He means me. Yes, I got that.
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What I meant is, why didn't you just cheat?
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Tim, it may have escaped your notice,
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but you are an MI5 intelligence officer.
252
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Surely even you are capable
of breaking into an office
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full of nerds and fixing an exam result.
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Right. Of course.
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I've got two hours before
the results are ready.
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Can I help at all? You would
have thought. Where's the boss?
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Interrogation three.
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Um, re our earlier conversation.
Stay over there. Yes.
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What's going on? He's got a gun.
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I can see that.
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Why has he got no trousers on?
This is a bad man. I can explain.
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OK, would you mind terribly if I
left you guys to it? Don't move! OK.
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It's just, you've got two hostages
and I really need to be somewhere.
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You're not going anywhere! Right. Selfish.
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Excuse me. I am never
going to sleep with you.
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Yeah, I know, it's just that
there's something happening. Oh god.
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Portis, hit the alarm!
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Is there anything I can do?
No. Actually, yes there is.
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Are you here to take the exam?
OK. Well, come on in then.
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I like your outfit. Most unorthodox.
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Thank you.
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You tell me what happened. He attacked me.
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He was trying to steal
Didier's girlfriend. What?
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Is this true? No. Yes.
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OK, so we may have talked a couple of times,
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but it was completely innocent.
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It wasn't. OK, so it
wasn't completely innocent.
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Is she hot? Can I please get out of here? No!
279
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So what's with the trousers? I needed
to see a tattoo... on his buttocks.
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No way. Look, me too.
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Look, Didier, I'm sorry.
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It's true, I was trying to steal
your girlfriend but she loves you.
283
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Yeah. And if you love her, you'll let us go.
284
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And we can have you back
together within the hour.
285
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But this way there are 20
armed agents outside that door.
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So just think about it, OK?
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Thank god.
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Might just be able to make
it. He's already there. Who?
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Oh no, he didn't.
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Time. Pens down, please.
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Don't forget to put your names on the front.
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Which side? The tattoo?
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Oh yeah. Left. Oh, very nice!
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Are you really going to let me go? No.
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I didn't think so.
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So if I sign this, Tim loses
custody? That's the general idea.
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He's really not very bright.
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What's the matter, Marcus? Fill in the form.
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Is Tim Elliot here?
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Yes, yes, I'm here, sorry.
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Sorry. Well, I have the results,
and I'm pleased to say you passed.
302
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Really? No. You failed. Abysmally.
303
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I enjoyed that.
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Can you sign this?
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Check again. I hardly...
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Check again. Results for Tim Elliot.
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All right, no need to be rude.
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Now that we're no longer working together,
how about we go for that drink? Nope.
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Need more time? I don't understand.
310
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I seem to have two sets of results
or Tim Elliot, one pass and one fail.
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What does that mean? It means
the bet is off. Oh, what?
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Are you serious? What do you think?
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Well, you didn't pass.
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You didn't fail, either.
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The bet is null and void.
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Won't be needing this any more.
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I don't understand. Oh, I think
it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
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We wouldn't expect you to understand.
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Did warn you, "Not to
underestimate Tim Elliot".
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Don't start that again.
321
00:21:19,335 --> 00:21:22,133
Hello? What are you wearing? Oh, my darling.
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Is that you? You better believe it is.
323
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But, what if Didier find out?
324
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I don't think that we're going to
be seeing much of him for a while.
325
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Oh, you are so naughty.
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You have no idea.
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