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You don't know me.
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But I know you.
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I know everything about you,
your name, your age,
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where you live,
where your family lives.
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Yes.
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There's no way out of this.
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And it's going to involve
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a lot of pain.
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Unless you join us.
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MI5. Join...
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or Die.
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Well? On a scale of one to 10?
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- Ten?
- One.
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Ha. Thanks, Tim.
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No. Sir, "one" as in "not good".
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Sure.
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Sir, you cannot use
that as a recruitment video.
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Really? Well, tell me
one thing that's wrong with it?
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It's threatening.
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Inaccurate.
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Upsetting.
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Inflammatory.
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And far too arousing.
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OK, Right.
And none of that's good?
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It's not ideal.
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- OK, right. Well, you do it.
- Me?
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- Yeah. We still need a video.
No, I'm no...I can't act.
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- I'll do it.
- Done!
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Me too.
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Excuse me. We're in the middle
of a casting here.
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Sir, you gotta pick me. I'm black.
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If you don't that's
basically racism.
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Oh come on sir, he's American.
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And he's CIA.
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And he's bald.
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Hey man,
not cool to bring the hair into it.
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OK, enough. Tim and Caitlin,
you've got the job!
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Racist.
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All we need now is a director.
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Not cool?
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Sync and corrections
www.addic7ed.com
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SPY S02E04
Codename: "Mistaken Identity"
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- What do you want?
- Can we talk?
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Whatever you've got to say,
you can say it in front of them.
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Well, I was wondering if you would
sign up for the quiz team?
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Why me?
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It's an inter-school competition
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and we need to put
up our strongest team.
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And you need me.
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Yes.
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I want to hear you say it.
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We need you.
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Check.
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OK, I'll join.
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That's great. Thank you.
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When is it?
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- Oh no!
- What?
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There seems to have been
a bit of mix up.
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- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.
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You see, you've actually just signed
up to appear on Who's Your Daddy!
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- I love that show!
- What is it?
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- A quiz show for fathers and sons.
- On television.
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They're filming
one of the heats next week.
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That contract isn't worth
the paper it's written on.
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Scared I'm going to humiliate
you in front of millions of people?
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I'm going to enjoy crushing you.
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Marcus, don't...
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I'm told your dad's quite
a character.
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But don't worry,
my dad's pretty unusual too,
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when he's not teaching at Harvard...
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Or advising Obama.
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Checkmate.
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I'm sure your dad will be
fine on TV.
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Yeah.
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(BOTH) Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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You have had an interesting day,
Caitlin, have you?
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(DIRECTOR PROMPTS) Yes.
- Yes.
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Ah. I just wish...
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I just wish I could tell you all
about it but it is top secret. Oh.
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I could tell you
but then I would have to kill you.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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I entirely understand. My work
too is top secret
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but it is interesting and rewarding
and fun, and I wouldn't want
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to do anything else because I am
so professionally fulfilled.
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I am also fulfilled
and I am a woman.
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OK,
can we just hold it there please?
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Tim, Tim's good, Tim's good.
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Well, yeah...but
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- You could get an autocue?
- How bad was it?
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Bad.
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Twilight Eclipse bad.
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Oh. I was so nervous.
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Don't worry. I know
plenty of relaxation techniques.
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I am not taking my clothes off.
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Look, you've got to stop thinking
here and start thinking here.
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With our nipples?
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- Excuse me? - Coffee. One sugar.
- Um, no, sir.
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I'm picking up some worrying chatter
coming out of the Yemen.
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Let's go again people.
We're losing the light.
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- Quiet on set!
- Go. Go. No, now's not a good time.
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- Go, go go.
- Oh, OK.
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From the top, guys. And,
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action!
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- This is a disaster!
- I can't believe he tricked us.
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Such a mug!
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The school's reputation is...is
going to be destroyed.
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- Have you any idea how humiliating
this will be for me? - For you?
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For all of us.
Tim cannot go on that show.
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- What show? - Not now Tim.
- I've got it!
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Got what? What's going on?
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"In the event that the biological
father is unavailable or
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"deemed unsuitable for broadcast,
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"the contestant may appoint
a substitute father figure."
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- Could work.
- Yes!
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- Would somebody please tell me
what's going on? - It's nothing.
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Just some TV show they don't want
you to go on because
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you're ignorant and embarrassing?
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- Oh, right. - Why can't I go on it?
- Do you have a penis?
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- Does she? - So basically we're
looking for a man.
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With a first class education.
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- Who's incredibly confident.
- And available at a moment's notice.
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Really? Guys! That is,
I can't tell you.
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- Out the way, Tim.
- Yep.
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What?
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Ah! Here they are! My Scarlett
Johansson and my Morgan Freeman.
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Yeah. The thing is.
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We are very grateful
for the opportunity.
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But we don't think
we can be in this video.
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What? Oh,
this is about the nude scene, right?
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- No, wait, what?
- Never mind. You go.
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No, sir, it's just although we are
thoroughly enjoying the experience.
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Seriously enjoying it.
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Right? Er, we are just concerned
about the lack of anonymity.
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And how that might compromise
our ability to do our jobs.
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Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. I must admit,
I hadn't thought of that before.
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- It is such a bummer.
- We're devastated.
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- If only there was some way round it.
- Maybe there is.
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I'm really not sure about this.
What do you think?
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Ooh, I don't know.
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Look at me.
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Yeeees.
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Shall we go
and make movie history?
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- John Everett Millais.
- Correct.
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- What's the world's largest desert?
- Antarctica. - Correct.
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- Who was the Greek god of music?
- Apollo. - Correct.
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- Who shot JR? - Kristin Shepard.
- Correct. - They're good.
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- What are you doing here?
- Just supporting my team.
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What do you mean "your team"?
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Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine,
Neon, Sodium, Magnesium,...
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Why aren't you supporting Marcus?
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Yeah, not a fan.
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Rude.
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Oh. I think you might've backed
the wrong horse this time.
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Oh, really?
Care to make it interesting?
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Maybe.
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What about five pounds?
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- Make it 10.
- 20! - 40!
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Yeah, actually I'm parked
on a yellow so let's just cut to the
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chase. What about �311.57!
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Mum's ISA.
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You're on!
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I am so looking forward to
spending your mum's
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- savings on a romantic
holiday with Judith. - Me too.
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Double yellows. Car.
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Out the way, sister.
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MI5 agents in need of cooling down.
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Nice job breaking down that
terrorist.
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Right back at you.
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One more bad guy off the streets.
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And they said we had no evidence.
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Who needs evidence when you've got
a really strong hunch.
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MI5 makes me feel so horny.
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You have no idea.
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Cut! And that's a wrap!
Well done, everybody.
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- That was incredible guys!
- Really? - Are you kidding?
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I don't know which one of you
I want most.
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- Well, probably Tim. - I'm telling you,
you're going to be huge stars.
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Ah, well. We'll see.
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I'm sorry, sir, but we've just
intercepted another transmission.
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- Actually this is cast only. - What?
- Can someone get her out of here?
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- OK, come on now. Come on!
- No, no, but it's, it's important...
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Thank you for trusting me
with your talent.
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Thank you for the words.
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Oh, group, come on. Group, group,
group, group, group.
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Someone's touching my bottom.
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Sorry.
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I think we're in good shape.
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And we've still got four days until
the quiz.
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That's plenty of time.
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You're going to look very
handsome on television.
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What do you mean on television?
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This is a TV quiz. You knew that.
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- No I didn't.
- Is there a problem? - No.
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What on earth are you wearing?
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Do I make you nervous?
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- Do you have a throat infection?
- No.
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No.
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- You look ridiculous. - Yes, I know.
I was just going to take it off.
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- What's the matter with you?
- You look ill. - No.
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Well then. Where were we?
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- Caitlin?
- I don't know a Caitlin.
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You're not allowed in the men's
locker room.
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So arrest me. Make me
feel the full force of the law.
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- What's the matter, are you scared?
- Yes. - What?
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- I'm sorry. I'm just really not
good at role play. - Oh.
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- You're angry with me.
- No, it's fine. I'll wait outside.
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Actually! Damn eczema's back again.
Would you mind?
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Not on my watch.
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Look, I'm sorry about this
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That's not his father.
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Well, as I've said, they did apply
to make a substitution.
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This is totally unacceptable.
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The decision has already been made.
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Look, why don't you both just sit
back and relax because hey,
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you're going to have a
terrific show!
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You're going to hear from my
lawyer's about this.
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I'm going to sue
your butts off!
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- Blood pressure.
- Screw the blood pressure.
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Second cousin?
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No! Richard II was Edward
III's grandson.
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Oh, right. I knew that.
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What is the matter with you?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
Is it hot in here? I'm hot.
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- Have you ever been to Marrakech?
- No.
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Could you leave on a Tuesday?
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We can talk about it later.
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- Something wrong?
- You're looking sexy.
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Take care of your woman
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or I might take care of her for you.
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(MOBILE RINGS)
Talk to me.
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(BUZZER) Yeah, Tim.
I... I think we've got a problem.
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Next!
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Could I have a word, please?
It's about the Yemen situation.
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Sit down.
What's your name sweetheart?
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Lisa.
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Lisa, mmmmm.
Where are you from, Lisa?
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Out there?
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And tell us,
are you willing to do nude scenes
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if the work demands it?
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- I think that's a maybe.
- Definite maybe.
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- Standard room with shower?
- Ssshhh!
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Yeah, that should be fine.
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- We can't wait much longer, Marcus.
- I told you, he's coming. Hmmm.
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Christopher? It, it's Philip.
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Um, we were just wondering if you
might be ready to come out soon?
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Where is he?
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- Get up!
- I can't.
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Get up now!
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You don't understand. I can't go on
television - not again.
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What do you mean "again"?
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Blockbusters. 1994.
I was going for my fifth gold run.
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The pressure got to me.
253
00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:57,819
I had an "accident"
and passed out...
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00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:58,820
in it.
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00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:03,344
But that was years ago.
You'll be OK.
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00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:10,345
No! Don't make me!
Please! I'm begging you! Please!
257
00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:16,529
Look, Marcus, we're going
to have to disqualify you
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- unless your father turns up...
- Not so fast.
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00:14:19,975 --> 00:14:21,700
Who are you?
I'm his dad.
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00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,295
- You told us your dad had learning
difficulties. - Look at him.
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00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:26,300
Fair point.
262
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:28,290
Right, let's start the show!
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00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,996
(American cowboy accent)
I don't believe we've met.
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00:14:38,031 --> 00:14:40,180
- What?
- I'm the new guy.
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00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:43,829
I was just wondering if you felt
like showing this
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00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:46,277
cowboy round the neighbourhood.
267
00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:49,638
Oh, I see. Look, Portis,
you really don't have to...
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00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:51,555
Portis? Who's this Portis?
No, my name's...
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00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,275
- Brad?
- No.
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00:14:57,415 --> 00:14:59,700
- Ryan?
- No.
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00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:00,906
Zac?
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00:15:00,907 --> 00:15:01,907
- Dirk.
- Dirk?
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00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:06,835
Dirk Blumenstein. Rectal oncologist.
274
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:11,210
- Wow! You really are bad at this.
- OK! What's the latest?
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00:15:11,485 --> 00:15:13,777
Well, the Intel suggests that Yemen
is preparing to launch a...
276
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,577
Oh, Yemen, Yemen, Yemen, Yemen.
No, not that. Come on, turn it over.
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00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:21,266
- OK. Phew! That was close.
- But sir...?
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00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:22,695
- Shhh! Shh please!
- Correct.
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00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,035
A car with the international
registration code "BG" comes from?
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00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,535
- Bulgaria.
- Correct.
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00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,415
Invented by Marc Chavannes
and Al Fielding in 1957,
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00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,475
this textured material is...
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00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,358
Bubble wrap.
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00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:41,075
Correct. The condition,
Gynophobia is a...
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00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:42,535
Fear of women.
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00:15:43,197 --> 00:15:46,082
Correct. Not something you
suffer from, Tim, I bet.
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00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:46,745
You know me, Mike.
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00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,035
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:52,175
- George Deme... - Come on! Phew! He's
incredible! Isn't he incredible?
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00:15:52,637 --> 00:15:54,975
- Did you know that he was
a quiz genius? - No.
291
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:59,907
What is 162.5km long?
292
00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:02,501
Is that the Suez Canal?
293
00:16:02,536 --> 00:16:05,445
Correct. My word.
Now then,
294
00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:10,027
which country has the highest
population density?
295
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,997
- Monaco.
- It's Monaco.
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00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:17,858
Correct. Who was the youngest
President of the United States?
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00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:18,695
- That was...
- That was...
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00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:23,685
Gonna have to hurry you, Tim?
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00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,523
No, it's gone.
300
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:30,615
Ah! I'm afraid you lose five points.
It was Theodore Roosevelt.
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00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,615
Good news, Nick,
he is human after all.
302
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:39,248
Now, who can tell me, what is
the common name for ascorbic acid?
303
00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:41,895
- Vitamin C!
- Correct. - Come on.
304
00:16:53,308 --> 00:16:54,461
J Lo?
305
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:58,575
No. I'm afraid the correct answer
is of course Angela Merkel.
306
00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,406
What?! What happened to him?
307
00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:02,635
Don't know.
308
00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:06,427
(BUZZER)
Manchester United?
309
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,330
Err, no, the answer is Hamas.
310
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:20,115
- Where's Owen?
- I don't know. What's the matter?
311
00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:20,900
Nothing.
312
00:17:20,935 --> 00:17:24,455
That one is John, Paul, George
and Ringo.
313
00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:27,655
Err, No. I can offer it across.
314
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:29,820
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
315
00:17:29,855 --> 00:17:34,195
Ah, Hallelujah! Oh! Now, that
can mean only one thing.
316
00:17:34,215 --> 00:17:37,615
With the scores tied at 165 a piece,
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00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:40,415
we move into Sudden Death.
318
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:42,020
Now, please don't go anywhere,
319
00:17:42,055 --> 00:17:43,735
because we'll be right back
after these.
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00:17:49,345 --> 00:17:50,078
Back in a sec.
321
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:00,619
Chris?
322
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:05,450
I want to go home.
323
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,898
- Who did this?
- I did. Why?
324
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:11,055
Because he wants the other
team to win.
325
00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:12,895
What's going on in here?
326
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,902
- Philip bet on the other kid to win.
- What?
327
00:18:15,997 --> 00:18:18,375
- Philip, how could you?
- I bet on Marcus to win.
328
00:18:18,435 --> 00:18:19,975
- Don't lie.
- I'm not lying!
329
00:18:20,175 --> 00:18:24,655
Listen, listen, listen.
None of this matters anymore.
330
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,904
I have to get up there
and win this quiz.
331
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,822
He's right.
332
00:18:28,581 --> 00:18:31,075
But before you go, can I just...
333
00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:33,390
No!
334
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,517
That was the Home Secretary -
335
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,060
something about an attempted
air strike.
336
00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,940
What? What?
Why wasn't I told about this?
337
00:18:43,975 --> 00:18:47,669
- But I've, I've been trying to...
- I don't want to hear excuses, OK?
338
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,255
Go on, get out.
Get out of my sight.
339
00:18:51,155 --> 00:18:53,575
- Welcome back.
Er, Tim are you all right? - Yep
340
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,559
What the...?
341
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,822
You look ridiculous.
342
00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:59,078
I am aware of that, thank you.
343
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:03,078
So, with the scores absolutely
level, we move into Sudden Death.
344
00:19:05,736 --> 00:19:09,158
Now, for a place in the next round,
who can give me
345
00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:12,635
the chemical formula for dynamite?
346
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:18,915
C6.H2.NO2.3.CH3.
347
00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:27,655
That is correct!
348
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:34,135
Get in!
349
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,855
Excuse me. That isn't right.
350
00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:36,856
Hello?
351
00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:41,595
Shh, shh, shh, ey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
352
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,477
- Hello.
- Don't make it worse.
353
00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:45,415
I'm sorry Tim, that's what I've got
on the card.
354
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,220
Yeah... No, but that's
wrong.
355
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:50,180
Um, he gave you the formula for TNT.
356
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:54,585
The formula for dynamite
is C3.H5.NO3.3.
357
00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:55,586
- Er...
- Just saying.
358
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:07,479
Er, Tim,
359
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,333
you are absolutely right!
360
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,966
Yes! Yes!
361
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:17,515
I'm sorry, Nick, that makes Tim and
Marcus today's winners.
362
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,458
(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
363
00:20:21,515 --> 00:20:24,455
- High five!
- Don't even think about touching me.
364
00:20:27,015 --> 00:20:30,425
- I'm going to sue every
single one of you. - Shut up, dad.
365
00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:35,313
- I wanna hear you say it.
- Do I have to?
366
00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:37,657
OK, fine.
367
00:20:37,658 --> 00:20:38,658
You're the daddy.
368
00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:49,733
Ever been to... Marrakech?
369
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:55,940
You've had a haircut.
370
00:20:57,396 --> 00:20:57,744
Oh.
371
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:01,128
Sorry.
Think I got a bit carried away.
372
00:21:01,163 --> 00:21:05,015
Forget about it. You actually
looked um... not that bad.
373
00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,855
Well, you too.
374
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,615
(PHONE RINGS)
375
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:14,675
You should get that.
376
00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:15,488
OK.
377
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,902
Yep. I'll be right in.
378
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,867
Duty calls, sister.
379
00:21:29,132 --> 00:21:31,317
Hello? Sitting right here.
380
00:21:31,318 --> 00:21:32,318
Yep. Sorry.
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