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Well, sweetheart, it's like
my mother always told me.
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If you're going to cry,
do it in an alley.
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Gather around, everybody.
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I have some exciting news.
I'm pleased to say
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we are taking on
Gabe McKeon as a client.
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No way!
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A hockey star coming out is
the biggest news in sports
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and I want you two working with him.
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Well, that's great! Dave,
we're gonna hustle hard,
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we're gonna muck it up in the
corners. Happy to help the team.
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Yeah, we're just gonna take it
one shift at a time, coach,
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get some pucks to the net
and hopefully pull out a win.
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Great, great. Oh, and
Stephanie, I need you
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on this beverage account.
We need someone hitting the bars
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every night to influence
the target market.
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Don't worry, I'll hit the bulls-eye!
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- Oh... Honey, no.
- (laughing)
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Bryce? Something you'd like
to share with the class?
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Oh, sorry, sir. Gordon just
showed me this very funny thing
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on the internet, "22 Weird
Ways To Peel A Banana".
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It's ludicrous! Who knew?
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Oh! "Which Olsen Twin Are You?"
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Obviously Mary-Kate. Or am I?
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Let me know when you find out,
because when I paint us as them,
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I never know who's who.
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Gordon, what have I told you about
expressing yourself artistically?
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- "Don't."
- Yes.
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I'm Ashley?
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- Come on!
-
Fill the lens
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With all your friends Oh-oh-oh
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Now is forever
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Come on Fill the lens
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With all your friends
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Subtitle sync and corrections
by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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Who has two thumbs and just
landed the Brodka account?
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- This guy!
- What? No, this guy!
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- (laughing)
- Anyway, it's a micro beer
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mixed with premium flavoured vodka.
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Ugh! Why do people
keep making bad things?
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It's innovation!
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We're launching this week
and we need somebody
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to go to the clubs every night
and suggest it to people.
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Oh, I love peer pressure.
Although back in seventh grade
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I did get a lot of girls
to start smoking.
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Abby, you would be
amazing for this job.
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Well, you know, you're not wrong.
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So what do you say?
You wanna drink for free
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while tricking other
people into drinking?
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I like it because it's
glamorous and sneaky like me.
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Oh, cigarette?
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I'd love one.
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No! God, you're good!
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(laughing) You're good.
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I am.
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You know, it's getting hard
to remember which of our clients
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want their nude photos
leaked and which ones don't.
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(laughing)
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Bryce, are you even listening to me?
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Sorry, sir, I was just...
reviewing some data.
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"17 Ways Cats Are
Reading Your Mind."
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He's obsessed with clicky sites.
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Now he just talks to me in lists.
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Okay, one, that is unfair.
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Two, I do not.
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And three, somebody is a
tattletale nosy perker.
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I've never seen
so many tabs. What's...
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"14 Ways Gingers Cuddle All Wrong."
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"21 Things Only 90's
Girls Can Understand."
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I mean, this stuff isn't
even relevant to your life.
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Don't worry, sir. I will stop.
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Alright.
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Everything I'm doing,
"And Watch This Baby Seal Surf!"
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Apparently I won't
believe what happens next.
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The seal takes off its
costumes, it's a monkey.
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They're so advanced!
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My teammates have been very
supportive since I've come out.
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Mostly because it means
more puck bunnies for them.
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Hockey groupies! So cool.
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I told you, you should
have played hockey
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instead of the clarinet.
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Hey, clarinet bunnies are a
rare and underappreciated breed.
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So, we've already got
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the first 10 dates of your
speaking tour lined up.
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Great, as long as
I'm not going to Philly.
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- Flyer's fans? Brutal.
- (small laugh)
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Hey, you know, you're
not speaking tonight.
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We could grab a beer later.
Manion's, 8:30?
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- Sure.
- (both): Alright!
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And you're welcome.
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- Oh, come on!
- You don't think he's hot?
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Yeah, he's so hot the government has
to put out a warning to the elderly.
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Perfect. I'll wingman
for you. Look, I owe you.
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Of the three-and-a-half girls
I slept with in college,
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- you helped me land two and three-quarters.
- I closed, you fumbled.
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I'll talk you up.
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Before you know it, he'll be
falling in love with you.
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In lust with you. In
one-night stand with you?
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There it is. Fine, but listen,
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just don't try to pull focus,
okay? Don't try to be cute.
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I'm the star here, not you.
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Gotcha. You're Superman,
I'm Clark Kent.
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No, you're like the kid who
says, "Look, there's Superman!",
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and then disappears for
the rest of the movie.
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Okay, I found six different
outfits in your closet.
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Perfect amount for a montage.
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- A montage?
- It's where I cross my arms
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at all your zany outfit choices
until the very last one,
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where I cry. All to upbeat music!
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I got dressed without you.
It went much faster.
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Well, that seems
deliberately hurtful, but okay.
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Here's some brand messaging to
mix into conversation tonight.
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I'm a conversation ninja!
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Compliment, compliment.
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Branding, branding.
Bacon-wrapped something.
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"And I will take one billion
cases of Brodka, please!"
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- Done!
- Okay, that's okay!
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- I have backups!
- Really?
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Okay, we're gonna go
to an industrial bar.
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It's super cool, almost too cool.
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There's no front door, no back door, and if
you look like you're having a good time,
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they'll kick you out.
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Oh, I've been there. If you
want to go to the bathroom,
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you have to answer a trivia question.
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You know, I really think you
should have waited for me
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- to do the montage.
- What do you mean?
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- Montage!
- We're not doing a montage.
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Okay.
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"Top 12 Celebrities Who
Look Like Ears of Corn."
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(giggling) This is gonna be good!
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Bryce, you look like hell.
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Relative to the Corn
people or just in general?
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You more resemble an onion, but
either way, I am taking your computer.
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No! But sir, there's
still so much internet!
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And I want your
tablet and your phone.
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(sigh)
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And your ankle phone.
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Psst! He keeps a backup tablet
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in the toilet tank. I'm on it!
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- Thank you, Gordon.
- Sir, this is a violation!
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No, this is necessary.
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What's necessary is for me to find out
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which Mario Brother I am.
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You're Luigi, Bryce!
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You'll always be Luigi!
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(dance music playing)
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This is great!
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Hey, look! It's a
hipster at two o'clock!
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It's a hipster at every
o'clock! You're gonna have
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- to be more specific.
- At the bar!
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Brodka, please.
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Cool song.
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Pretty obscure band, though. You
probably haven't heard of them.
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I have two years ago.
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- I used to date the oboist.
- Me too.
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What's, uh...
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What's that?
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Oh, this? Just something
I saw a lumberjack drinking
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while holding some records
and wearing some glasses
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he didn't even need.
Who cares though, right?
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I'll take one of those.
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(both laughing)
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Hey, you're buddy's
been gone a while, huh?
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This place has mood light?
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Maybe. Or maybe you're going blind.
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Attributable to diabetic
retinopathy, my friend.
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Ha! Ha! No, I'm no doctor.
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I'm just the guy telling the
weird joke with no punch line.
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Why would I do that? That's so crazy!
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I don't know anything about
comedy, but you know who does?
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This guy.
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(nervous laugh)
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Hey, what're you doing?
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I'm wing-manning, best buddy edition.
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Okay, 'cause you're
unbelievably bad at it.
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Just roll with it. I'm warming him up!
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Guys, you're speaking
at normal volume.
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I can hear everything you're saying.
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- (dance music playing)
- Hey, what about that girl?
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The one with the phone
attached to her hand.
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On it!
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Oh, my God! Your phone
case is, like, so cute!
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So cute I actually just
want to die right now!
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- (both laughing)
- You are so funny.
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On the real though,
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have you tried this?
It's like all I care about.
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- Cute label!
- Damn, she's good! Ha!
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Oh, this is not!
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- Should we take a selfie?
- We def' should!
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So he's voted best hair
five years in a row.
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You can't make that up!
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Anyway, man, I just love drinkin',
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chillin', talkin', spillin'
about my boy Nelson here.
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Mmm!
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Hey, Beckett, why don't
you grab another beer?
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At another table, at another bar.
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Oh! I'm feeling you.
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No, don't get up.
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Oh, movin' to a booth? Sounds cosy!
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Naw, I'm going to rest my abs
for the shoot tomorrow.
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- See you, guys.
- Alright.
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He's resting his abs.
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(both): To us!
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Ugh, man!
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(coughing)
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Okay, so the first night,
we got people curious.
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And tomorrow night, we get
the branding to stick.
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- Tomorrow night? Oh, I can't.
- What? Why?
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My PVR is super full!
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So I really can't commit
to anything else.
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Abby, we talked about this
being a week-long thing.
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How's my favorite wingman?
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- Yeah!
- No, he's not a wingman!
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He's more like an anchorman. And
not because he reads the news
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at 6pm and 11,
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because he weighs me down like a...
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like an anchor!
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(sigh)
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Well, looks like things are
gonna be awkward around here
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for a few days. Ha! Ha!
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Bye!
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How was your night?
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Your roommate sucks.
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Hey, Steph!
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- What's up?
- Shouldn't you be in the dugout
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adjusting your cup?
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I have four pieces of gum in my mouth.
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I can't get rid of this
Brodka taste from last night.
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You know, usually that would make
me gag, but somehow you pull it off.
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Hey, you know Abby bailed on me.
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Now I have nobody to sell
the hooch down at the clubs.
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Why don't you just do it yourself?
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What has Abby got that's so great?
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I don't know, she does
this sexy baby voice.
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Okay, well do your sexy baby voice.
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Come on, I know you've got one! Try it.
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(hoarse voice): Hey, girl! Hey!
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Why don't you give Brodka a try?
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Okay, so your baby
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is a professional wrestler named Steve.
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(laughing)
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That's okay! You can
still pull this off.
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Yeah, maybe I can.
I'll give it a shot.
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Thanks, Beckett.
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And how's it going with Nelson and Gabe?
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(sighing): Not great.
Not yet. But trust me,
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- there will be a love connection.
- Really? How?
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Nelson seemed pretty annoyed last night.
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Temporary setback. I've got a plan.
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Yeah? Okay, good.
250
00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:31,745
Mmm!
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00:11:31,746 --> 00:11:35,215
Oh, still taste the Brodka!
252
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:42,688
- Hey, buddy! You busy?
- Yeah, I've got a lot of work...
253
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:46,192
Great, this will just take a sec.
254
00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:50,496
Oh, no! This isn't one of
your dumb slideshows, is it?
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Of course not.
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This is one of my spectacular slideshows!
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As a newborn,
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I was placed in a nursery
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full of crying babies. The
nurses were overwhelmed.
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I put that smile on my face.
Before you know it,
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00:12:05,846 --> 00:12:08,547
room full of happy babies.
Problem solved.
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00:12:08,548 --> 00:12:10,683
When do you find the time
to put this together?
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I got up very early.
At the age of five,
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00:12:13,419 --> 00:12:15,554
when Jason Bradley got
chicken pox, I got them too,
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just so he had someone to play with.
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Can you go get a disease right now?
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I have a disease.
It's called positivity.
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Alright, I'll fast-forward.
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Fast-forward... Oh, this is
so good! Look at that guy.
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Okay! Present day. Interior, hallway.
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I wing-manned Mrs. Nikapopulous'
groceries from the elevator.
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00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,540
Yeah, no, assisting the
elderly is not wing-manning.
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00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:38,810
I know, I just love this photo.
Anyway, look...
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00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:41,413
I know I screwed up, but I can fix this.
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00:12:41,414 --> 00:12:43,815
- No, you can't.
- Yes, dude, I can!
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I've seem Top Gun
like a hundred times.
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I feel the need...
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The need for good deeds!
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You do know that Goose died, right?
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00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,726
Yeah, but Maverick still got the girl...
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Guy. Girl, guy, who cares?
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00:12:57,062 --> 00:13:00,364
He was Maverick! Just
be at Manion's at 8:00.
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00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:04,902
Okay, buddy.
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00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:11,308
We got this.
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00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:16,780
Sir? Gordon told me
that you want me to take
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the "Which Sex and the City
Character Are You" quiz.
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00:13:18,983 --> 00:13:23,187
There's been a change
of plans, Miranda.
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We've got him now!
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- You tricked me!
- Good work, Gordon.
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Thanks, Dave! It's the
only thing I've done all day.
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- Sit there.
- Sir, I'm not an addict.
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I can quit anytime!
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I told you,
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I'm fine. This is absurd!
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Is it absurd to care for a friend
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that's gone down the wrong path?
We're not here to judge you.
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I am. I thought that was
the whole point of this.
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(clears throat)
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"We don't talk about it ever,
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"but I love you very much, dad,
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and I know you love me."
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00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,424
Okay, clearly, this was
copied from some template.
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00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,827
- He just called me "dad".
- Bryce, this is important!
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- To him.
- (clears throat)
305
00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:11,600
"Dad, your alcoholism"
I mean clicky site addiction
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"is ruining your life.
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00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,704
"We want you to accept help.
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Love, your daughter Tina."
I mean, your daughter Gordon.
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00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:19,741
- Okay, that's it!
- Shut your mouth!
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You don't get to talk yet!
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- Your turn, Dave.
- I forfeit my turn.
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00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,615
You know what?
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I really thought this was
going to be a lot more fun.
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00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:33,321
(TV playing)
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00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,623
- (sigh)
- Hey, you!
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00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,159
Just in time for Real
Single Moms of Burnaby.
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00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,395
So this is your evening?
318
00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:44,431
- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
- Oh, you know
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00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:46,366
you're getting thrown in
the above-ground pool!
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00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,368
Oh, no, not the above-ground pool!
321
00:14:48,369 --> 00:14:50,337
Rude!
322
00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:52,305
You know that Stephanie is
out there all alone right now,
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00:14:52,306 --> 00:14:54,341
armed with nothing but
an enchanting smile
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00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:56,709
and the voice of a long haul
trucker from Kentucky.
325
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:59,446
You can't commit to anything!
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00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:02,781
That's not true. I just got
a year-long phone plan!
327
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:05,717
Maybe you should use some of
those minutes to call Stephanie.
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00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:08,687
Hmm?
329
00:15:08,688 --> 00:15:11,089
I felt that.
330
00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:18,130
"And when you weren't
there for my graduation
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00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:21,433
because of your drinking,
I felt so alone."
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00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:23,535
Oh, my God!
333
00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:25,537
- Tina's had the saddest life!
- (door opens)
334
00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:28,339
Oh, is this still going on?
335
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,341
We've made some real
breakthroughs, Dave!
336
00:15:30,342 --> 00:15:32,377
Bryce was crying.
337
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,412
Only because I was
begging you to stop.
338
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,415
This isn't working,
and I have things to do.
339
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,185
Oh, I knew you would
come to your senses, sir!
340
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:42,687
Sweet mother's milk!
341
00:15:42,688 --> 00:15:45,955
What are you doing, Dave?
You're enabling him!
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00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:47,991
I'm sorry, but I have to.
I mean, I can't possibly
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00:15:47,992 --> 00:15:50,860
run this place without him.
So I can't fire him.
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00:15:50,861 --> 00:15:54,665
I guess I'll just have to learn
to do some things for myself.
345
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:57,133
Oh, gosh!
346
00:15:57,134 --> 00:15:59,769
Oh, looks like a formal
invitation from President Obama.
347
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,439
I'm not much of a mail guy.
348
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,440
I guess if it's important, he'll call.
349
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,777
No, I'll get to that later.
350
00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,046
Well, all this office work's
made me a little peckish.
351
00:16:10,047 --> 00:16:12,381
- I think I'm gonna get some food.
- (dialing)
352
00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,084
Hello? Hello, pizza?
353
00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:16,086
Pizza? Is this pizza?
354
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:19,388
Sir, that is the intercom button.
355
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:22,125
You just asked everyone on
the floor if they were a pizza.
356
00:16:22,126 --> 00:16:24,893
Oh well, I guess I'll
probably starve to death.
357
00:16:24,894 --> 00:16:27,896
I'd better get my affairs
in order. All right...
358
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:30,966
Oh, these are gonna fly apart.
359
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,001
Alright, here we go.
360
00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:35,738
Ah! Ah!
361
00:16:35,739 --> 00:16:37,740
No, sir, that is not
how a stapler works!
362
00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:39,742
Well, I don't know! I just...
363
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:41,810
(groans)
364
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:44,447
I guess this is just
my life from now on!
365
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:48,383
Not on my watch!
366
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:51,954
Sir, why don't you hold on
to these a little bit longer,
367
00:16:51,955 --> 00:16:54,256
while I order you a pizza.
368
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:58,894
- Good to have you back, Bryce.
- It's good to be back, sir.
369
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:01,830
You know, I just realized something.
370
00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:05,066
Bryce's real addiction is you.
371
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:08,769
Yes, and if you ever try to
intervene, I will destroy you.
372
00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:14,742
- Hey, mind if I join you?
- Gabe! What are you doing here?
373
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,845
Well, your lighting
technician sent me.
374
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:22,483
He tracked me down and showed
me a very convincing slideshow.
375
00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:25,086
(laughing): Ah, yeah!
That's how he gets you!
376
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,922
Yeah...
377
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,426
- So...
- Yeah.
378
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,362
- Cool!
- Right.
379
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,165
Look, I'm not feeling this, you know?
380
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:42,469
No, not a bit, actually.
But hey, thanks again
381
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,505
for, you know, putting
the tour together.
382
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:47,273
My pleasure! It was really
great working with you.
383
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,277
- Alright, buddy, take care.
- See you later.
384
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,313
I know you're here, Beckett.
385
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,848
(high-pitched voice): No, he's not!
386
00:17:55,849 --> 00:17:57,817
Okay, yes, I am.
387
00:17:57,818 --> 00:17:59,952
For the record,
388
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,121
I closed, you fumbled.
389
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,890
Fair enough, fair enough.
390
00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:08,092
- Hey, let's have a drink.
- I got no time.
391
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:11,363
Since I help with her groceries, Mrs.
Nikapopulous invited me for dinner.
392
00:18:11,364 --> 00:18:13,332
Oh, wow! She makes a mean moussaka!
393
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,600
- Oh yeah!
- Can I be your plus one?
394
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:18,503
Of course. What kind
of wingman would I be
395
00:18:18,504 --> 00:18:21,105
if I couldn't get you a seat
at the Nikapopulous table?
396
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:23,508
Again, not actually a wingman.
397
00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:27,312
Unless you try to hook me up
with Mrs. Nikapopulous.
398
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:31,082
Hey, nothing's off the table.
399
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:33,184
(dance music playing)
400
00:18:46,898 --> 00:18:50,367
Hey! Mmm!
401
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:53,436
What is this cool juice?
402
00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:56,273
Okay...
403
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,011
Whou, still rockin' the Brodka!
404
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:03,113
Bitchin' choice!
405
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:06,250
I'm against everything you stand for.
406
00:19:06,251 --> 00:19:10,620
Hey, come on, anybody! It's free!
407
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:14,223
We better like free stuff,
eh, sisters? Yeah!
408
00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:16,760
Okay...
409
00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:18,795
(sigh)
410
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,697
Oh, hello.
411
00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:24,567
I was just having some casual
conversation for my new friends.
412
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:27,969
Please don't talk near me.
413
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,738
Yeah, you guys seem super tight.
414
00:19:29,739 --> 00:19:32,173
What happened to your
date with your PVR?
415
00:19:32,174 --> 00:19:34,943
I'm sorry. I know I'm not the best
416
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,078
when it comes to committing to things
417
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:39,448
or jobs, or people.
418
00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:43,652
It's okay. You're here now,
so let's sell some hooch!
419
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:47,522
Hey! This isn't a thing yet!
420
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:54,094
- You want a beer?
- I was gonna get a vodka soda.
421
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,996
Oh, you know what? Me too, actually.
422
00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:58,032
(gasp)
423
00:19:58,033 --> 00:20:02,036
- Abby, I just influenced you!
- Score, Stephanie!
424
00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:11,542
Are you ready for this?
425
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,512
I've been ready for a long time.
426
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,848
(both): Montage!
427
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:20,218
428
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:29,027
429
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:34,232
430
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,411
431
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:55,212
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