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Ahh!
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Hello.
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Time for another episode of
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The"... whoa!
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Guaranteed no-slip jib arm my hat!
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Hello, again.
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I'm your host, Phil Chloro, and
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it's time for another episode of
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The Podcast."
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On my last visit, I encountered
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a non-native, hitherto-unknown,
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invasive plant.
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Yes!
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We're getting closer.
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The scent grows stronger here.
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I... I dare say it's making me a
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bit light-headed.
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It is about 2 feet high, and...
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Great Caesar's ghost!
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The smaller ones, I'll take back
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to the lab.
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But this big one...
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Fragrance.
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You're a thick-skinned fellow.
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
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? Hey ?
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? Hey ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? Hey ?
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Yeah.
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Okay, don't do it, Sally.
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Don't do what?
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Tempt fate.
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You're already on double
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probation for dress-code violation.
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Principal Blackwater is just
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itching to give you another citation.
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For expressing my individuality?
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She wouldn't dare.
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Wilcox, Sally... violation
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number 188, no shorts in school.
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But... I'm wearing leggings.
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You can't even see any skin.
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Yes, but you have shorts, and
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they are in school.
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Violation number 8, no hats.
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They can be used to signal gang
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associations.
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It's from the animal shelter!
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Look!
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And violation number 222,
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no platform, high-top sneakers.
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They are orthotics.
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My doctor insisted I wear them, actually.
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Good day, Miss Wilcox.
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Why do you provoke her like that?
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'Cause... The dress code is wrong.
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Why should I dress like everybody else?
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Why do you insist on making
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everything such an epic battle?
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Would it be such a big deal to
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fit in a little bit?
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Yeah. The dress code isn't
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even that strict.
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Never.
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Death before conformity.
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Hey, are you okay?
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I feel a great wave of
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sickness, as if some horrible
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evil is descending upon us and
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there's nothing we can do to stop it.
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Hello, classmates.
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Ann?
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Hello, Adam.
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Hello, Watch, Sally.
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What are you doing here, Ann?
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Did you get kicked out of Hogwarts?
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Oh, didn't you know?
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I transferred to Lizzie Borden,
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wanted to be closer to home.
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In fact, I think we have a few
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classes together, Adam.
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Isn't that a fun coincidence?
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No. No, it's actually neither
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of those things.
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What's your game, Broom-Hilda?
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With you, there's always a reason.
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If you devoted less time to
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obsessing about me and more to
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your own life, you might pick a
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better outfit.
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Ann, we sit over here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we sit here.
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This is... this is "we."
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I think a field trip to a
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parallel world constitutes a
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bonding experience.
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So, I think now this is "we."
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Come on.
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And I thought a Spooksville
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full of apocalyptic zombies was bad.
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If you don't mind, keep it down, please.
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Class is starting.
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Ooh.
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Maybe not.
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Are we sure this is the right room?
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Of course we're sure.
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It's biology with Mr. Chloro.
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It says it on the board, but I
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guess reading wasn't really
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required at your old school.
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Look. Here.
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Hello, children.
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I can't tell you how excited I am today.
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In fact, I'd say it's one of the
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most important days of my life.
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And hopefully, it will be the
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same for you, too.
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Is Mr. Chloro acting a little weird today?
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Only a little?
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What's he normally like?
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Totally weird, but in a
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completely different way.
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One thing about
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Lizzie Borden High... you really
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get what you pay for.
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But it's free.
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Mm-hmm.
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You cannot insult our school.
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All right? You don't have the right.
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There'll be no talking today.
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The punishment for not listening
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to this lesson will be... Severe.
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Excellent.
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The blossom will be pleased, and
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all must please the blossom.
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"All must please the blossom."
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What?
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Is this gonna be on the test?
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On this monumental day,
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you'll learn how plant life is
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far superior to human life, and
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because of that fact, how human
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life must be subjugated to serve its glory.
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I wonder if it's too late to
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transfer back to the
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Lilith academy for young ladies.
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You will each have the
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opportunity to bond with one of
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these lovely specimens.
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Uh, Mr. Chloro, I think I
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might have a question about one
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or two of the things you said.
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All of your questions will be answered.
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You don't have to be so obvious.
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I feel sorry for her.
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I'm sorry.
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Let me just bang my head against the wall.
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You feel sorry for her?
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Hey, Sally, you're way off base here.
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Ann's been great.
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She's been coming over, helping
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with my mom, looking through old
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photo albums, helping her remember.
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Regular Florence nightingale.
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But she's got a bubbling
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cauldron of monkey eye in her basement.
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Ow!
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What'd you do that for?
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I'm waking you up.
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Sally, you can't just go
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around poking people in the arm.
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You'll thank me later.
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Relax.
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What's that?
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I found it on the floor in the classroom.
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Do you always eat everything
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you find on the floor?
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I'm not eating it.
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I'm studying it.
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I'm curious.
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Apparently, it's some kind of
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organic material.
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But from what?
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It definitely merits further investigation.
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You know what else merits
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further investigation?
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Why Ann suddenly goes to our school.
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Is he all right?
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Yeah, he's just thinking.
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That's the face that says we're
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going straight from school to the lab.
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You're not invited.
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I'm not invited to Watch's
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basement nerd emporium?
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Oh, I'm devastated.
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I'll just have
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to console myself with a quick
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trip to fashion week for my new
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school wardrobe.
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She plays rough.
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Okay, I just added what we
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can assume is plant material to the slide.
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Now when I add a drop of
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carbonated water, the material shrinks.
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Any other plant material would
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absorb the water and plump right up.
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But when I add this...
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It plumps immediately.
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What'd you add?
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Blood.
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So, you're saying this is a
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part of some blood-sucking plant?
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That's not such an unusual
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botanic phenomenon.
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Many carnivorous plants excrete
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digestive enzymes to break down
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the prey and extract the nutrients.
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In this case, I'm postulating
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that it's searching for all the
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sugar in the blood.
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Anybody for a snack?
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Adam?
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We have leftover artichoke from dinner.
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Ahh. Don't mind if I do.
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Enjoy.
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Hey, look.
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I'm a man-eating plant.
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Anyway, this merits further investigation.
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Oh, look, look, look, look.
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I'm a man, and I'm eating a plant.
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Yes, I get it.
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I get it.
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Adam?
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Hey, dad.
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I ran into one of your
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teachers at the supermarket
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today... Mr. Chloro.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's my science teacher.
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Well, he was nice enough to
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give me a belated housewarming gift.
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He showed us a plant like that in class.
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It was just a bit smaller.
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Did he?
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It's an unusual flower.
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Smell.
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Oh, Mrs. Waverly.
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Hi.
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Have you seen Watch anywhere?
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Oh, he left already with Adam.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Hold on.
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Smell.
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It's okay.
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Sally, I am adult, and I am
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telling you to smell this plant.
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No, I ca... I'm actually allergic.
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I don't want to get the plant sick.
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Sally?
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Sorry.
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You're late.
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Please take a flower.
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No... no, thank you.
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Not today.
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I cannot believe you stood me up.
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I came by to pick you guys up.
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You will not believe wh... A weed.
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Oh, boy.
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No. No! No!
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Mrs. Blackwater, you have to
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see what's going on in my science...
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Class.
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Wilcox, Sally.
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New rule... all students and
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faculty are required to carry a
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precious seedling.
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The students are running
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through the halls naked.
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Okay. This is weird, even for
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Lizzie Borden High.
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Only the richest soil will do.
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We must guard the precious
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blossom with our insignificant
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animal lives...
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Protect them from all threats.
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A weed.
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Root it out.
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Root it out.
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Root it out.
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No. No.
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I'm gonna go get mine.
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I feel naked without it.
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Um, hello?
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On second thought, never mind.
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Keep the change.
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Stop.
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Come.
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Come join us.
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All hail the blossom.
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A weed!
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A weed! Over there!
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Hurry!
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A weed!
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Follow me! Hurry!
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A weed!
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All hail the blossom.
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All hail the blossom.
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All hail the blossom.
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Spread out, brothers and sisters.
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There is a weed in the area.
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It must be found.
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It must be stopped.
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Spread out.
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Find the weed.
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Do what must be done.
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Find the weed.
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Find the weed.
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Find the weed.
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Find the weed.
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Bad news, monster plant.
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Find the weed.
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Find the weed.
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Find the weed.
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The blossom is supreme.
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That which spreads the blossom is good.
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All else is bad.
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Weeds are bad.
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Adam, please.
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It's me... Sally.
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Look, I know you're possessed by
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a giant plant monster right now,
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but you've got to recognize my face.
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You've got, like, a major crush on me.
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You're a weed.
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Adam, listen.
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I've saved you over and over again.
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I'm not asking for a "thank you"
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note or anything, but you're not
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feeding me to a giant plant.
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Just makes us... just about even.
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Don't pretend you're not enjoying this.
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Watch?!
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Watch, where are you?!
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Right here.
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Where I can better serve the blossom.
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Stop. What are you doing?
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You will become one of us.
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We care for the seedlings until
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they're old enough to feed.
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Then, we'll be honored to allow
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them to use our bodies as food.
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As soon as you inhale the
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truth, you will join us.
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Help me!
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Somebody help!
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I sense more weeds nearby.
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Find them.
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Three years of swim practice
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really helped me with my breath holding.
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Okay, take two.
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Okay, this is hopeless.
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Hello, again.
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I'm your host, Phil Chloro, and
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it's time for another episode
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The Podcast."
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On my last visit...
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Ugh, is that diet soda?
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My mom always said the stuff was
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terrible for you.
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I wish I had some right now.
376
00:18:35,727 --> 00:18:37,559
Aah! Let go of me!
377
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:42,322
You're helping me?!
378
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,287
I prefer to think of it as
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hurting the plant.
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Why... Won't... You... Break?!
381
00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:54,444
Aah!
382
00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:59,508
Help me.
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Get a saw or something.
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00:19:02,237 --> 00:19:03,670
It won't work.
385
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We need that.
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Ohh!
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You picked a bottle of soda
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instead of gardening shears?!
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I cannot believe you're in honors biology.
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Here's a shocker for you.
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I'm in honors chemistry, too.
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What are you doing?
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Every kid's favorite experiment.
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Is it working?
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Drink it all down for mama, baby.
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No!
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No, the blossom must live!
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All it asked for is our lives!
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Aah!
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What happened?
401
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Do I even want to know why you
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two are covered in cola?
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Ew, diet cola.
404
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Let us never speak of this again.
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I can't afford dress-code
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violations from Blackwater.
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And I'm pretty sure head-to-toe
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covered in dirt counts as out of uniform.
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You?
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I just don't like her.
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Defeating that thing, it was...
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Smartly played, Sally.
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Well, thanks for... Saving you?
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Trying to save me, actually,
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after I saved you and everybody else.
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Well, it turns out the whole
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town owes their lives to your
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pathological need to do things
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differently from everyone else.
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But they'll never know it.
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At least not from me.
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Oh, by the way, how come you
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weren't taken over by the plant monster?
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Frankly, it turns out the
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boys at Lizzie Borden High are
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not so meticulously about their deodorant.
427
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So, you just stopped
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breathing through your nose entirely.
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Basically, yes.
430
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Hey, guys.
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It's a brilliant idea.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Let's go.
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00:31:31,674 --> 00:31:36,106
? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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00:31:36,107 --> 00:31:40,506
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
437
00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:45,473
? Hey ?
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00:31:45,474 --> 00:31:46,140
? Hey ?
439
00:31:46,141 --> 00:31:51,139
? Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ?
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