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REPORTER: Enjoy these
cool-morning temperatures
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while they last, because when
that marine layer burns off,
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it's gonna get hot and stay hot.
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- We'll see temperatures soaring into
- _
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- the triple digits today
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and staying there for
the rest of the week.
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I just don't think we should
be packing that much medicine.
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That's what the
camp nurse is for.
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What if someone doesn't feel
well in the middle of the night?
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- Camp nurse.
- What if it's something small
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that you don't want to
wake a whole nurse up for?
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Let's say Mason
has a stomach ache
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that could be fixed
with a cup of mint tea.
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A cup of mint tea?
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In his bunk? How
does that even work?
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?
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- Lena, no.
- Just hear me out.
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No. You are not packing
him a-a tea kettle, okay?
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He's a 14-year-old boy,
not Agatha Christie.
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- He might miss the comforts of home.
- It's camp!
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He's supposed to miss
the comforts of home!
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Ugh.
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Hey, buddy. You
excited for camp?
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No.
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What? You love camp.
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I did love camp. But Jules
is gonna be there this summer.
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Jules is your best friend.
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He lives to humiliate me, Dad.
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The kids at my
camp think I'm cool,
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and now Jules is gonna
be up there all summer,
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- drawing dongs on my face.
- Well, don't let him.
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Listen, man. You are
bigger than Jules.
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By a lot. You got to
put him in his place.
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What do you mean,
like fight him?
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No, of course not.
Don't fight him...
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Maybe scare him a
little, you know?
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Okay, man, look. Let's...
let's... let's practice, right?
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You're big. You're strong.
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Jules starts
talking smack, right?
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You get all up in his
grill, and you say...
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Why do you insist on treating me
like garbage and hurting my feelings?
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- No.
- I can say it louder.
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It's not the volume
that's the problem, okay?
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Asking someone why they
treat you like garbage...
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It's not a power
move, okay? Try this...
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If you keep running
your mouth, baby boy,
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you're gonna wind
up over my knee.
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W... what does that mean?
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I'm gonna spank him?
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- Maybe.
- LENA: Martin?
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[WHISPERING] Hey, work on that.
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- The advice that you're giving Mason?
- [NORMAL VOICE] Yeah?
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It kinda seems like
you're encouraging him
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to be someone other
than who he really is.
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- Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.
- Okay.
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- Uh, guys! Bus is here in 15!
- ?
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Okay, I pre-wrote your letters
home. They're multiple choice.
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All you have to do is check
the corresponding boxes
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and I'll know how you're doing.
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These are all about
bodily functions.
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Okay, give me the letters.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme. Get on the bus.
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- Bye, sweetie.
- Love you so much. Have fun!
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- We'll see you at parents' weekend!
- Be safe!
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Hey, are you guys gonna be
bored with us gone all summer?
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Are you going to
kill each other?
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[CHUCKLING] It'd be so funny
if you killed each other!
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We're not gonna kill each other!
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It's gonna be exactly
like when you are here!
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- [BUS ENGINE STARTING]
- Don't forget to shower!
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Don't forget to have fun!
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Don't forget to kill each other!
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- Bye!
- Love you guys!
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[EXHALES SOFTLY]
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Well, I'll tell you something...
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I may have appreciated
summer camp in the past,
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but I really
appreciate it this year.
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Joint custody is no
joke. I'm exhausted.
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Now I understand why you get
so cranky all the time. [LAUGHS]
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Well, thank you for not
attributing it to my period.
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So, that's progress.
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And I have to say,
you've been really great
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- with the kids. You really have.
- Oh, thank you.
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And... [INHALES SHARPLY]
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- Are you gonna cry?
- No.
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No? You're totally gonna cry.
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You cry every time.
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[SHAKILY] Well, not this year.
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- Do you want some gum?
- Sure.
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[VOICE BREAKS] Okay...
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[WHIMPERS]
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- Are you crying into your purse?
- No.
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- No?
- No!
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[SOBBING]
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- Um, I'm gonna go in.
- Okay!
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And, uh, let me know
when you got the gum.
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- Okay! Bye!
- All right. Bye!
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[SOBBING]
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? Keep giving me hope
for a better day ?
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? Keep giving me
love to find a way ?
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? Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ?
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- ? Someone to say everything's okay ?
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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? Everything's okay
?
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[CLOCKS TICKING]
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[SIGHS]
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[EXHALING DEEPLY]
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[SIGHS]
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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It's weird with
the kids gone, huh?
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- It is. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I'm just taking out the trash.
- I was just getting some air.
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- It's hot in there. There's no AC.
- Yeah, I know.
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Look, Lena, I don't see why
we have to keep doing this
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every-other-week thing
while the kids are gone.
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You know, we can just share
the house for the summer.
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- There's central air and...
- It's fine.
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I think we can just
stick with the program,
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and if I get too hot, um,
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I can just... go
to a cooling center.
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A cooling center?
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Yeah, like, um, I can
ride the bus, or...
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go to my local library.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, have it your way. [LAUGHS]
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But I guess we're not gonna
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do our backyard Pi�a
Colada Party this year?
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Ohh, I forgot about that
long-standing tradition.
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Whereby we celebrate
our independence
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- from the children?
- Mm, I recall, I recall.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hey, what if we still
had the party, right,
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but we just invited
lots more people?
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Yeah, so it isn't weird.
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Yeah, like some neighbors,
a couple of coworkers...
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- Lisa Apple.
- Of course Lisa Apple!
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And maybe that guy who you
had sex with in the car?
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- Maybe! Cool.
- Yeah. Cool. Very cool.
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"The cooling centah."
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[BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY]
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[JIMMY BUFFETT'S "IF YOU
LOVE PI�A COLADAS" PLAYS]
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?
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- Hey, thank you!
- Mmm.
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- This is weird.
- ARTHUR: Very.
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It's the same exact party they used
to throw when they were married.
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Everything's the same.
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Only now they get along.
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- Oh, so now we dance together?
- ? I was tired of my lady ?
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- Uh-huh, seriously? [LAUGHS]
- ? We'd been together too long ?
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- [LAUGHS]
- ? Like a worn-out recording ?
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? Of a favorite song
?
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- This is... this is us! [BOTH LAUGH]
- Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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- ? ...while she lay there sleeping ?
- Come here.
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So, what, they're lovebirds now?
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- ? I read the paper in bed ?
- You know, I don't think
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my marriage was ever as
good as their divorce.
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It's like their divorce
fixed the one thing
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that was the problem,
which is excitement.
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I mean before, they were always
arguing, all right, there was always...
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ALL: ? If you like pi�a coladas!
?
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? And getting
caught in the rain ?
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? If you're not into yoga
?
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? If you have half a brain
?
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? If you like making
love at midnight ?
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- ? In the dunes of a cape ?
- LISA: Martin? Hey.
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- Hey!
- ? I'm the love that you've looked for ?
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Hey... babe? What is going on?
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I thought you said
this was a little party.
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A little Pi�a Colada Party!
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You thirsty? Can I get you one?
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Oh, no. Thanks.
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Those have more calories
than a cheeseburger.
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- Is that true?
- They also have...
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? I didn't think about my lady
?
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- ? I know that sounds kinda mean ?
- [LAUGHS]
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? But me and my old lady...
?
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- I'm the old lady! Hey!
- Old lady!
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? ...the same old, old routine
?
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Martin, I think I'm just
gonna go grab some food.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Wait, no. Why? Why?
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We have food here. We've got
tacos and dogs, or whatever.
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Yeah, but I-I just had
the longest day today.
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You wouldn't believe the phone
call I had to make earlier...
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ALL: ? Yes, I like pi�a coladas!
?
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? And getting
caught in the rain ?
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I'll call you later!
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? I'm not much
into health food ?
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- ? I am into Champagne ?
- [CHEERING]
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? I've got to get
you by tomorrow... ?
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[EXHALES]
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[SIGHS]
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?
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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?
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Oh my God, that's hot.
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- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- Hey, you know where the box fan is?
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No.
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But if you want to come in
and look for it, you can.
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[SIGHS DEEPLY]
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Okay. Okay. Come on in. Come in.
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You're... All the
cold air's going out.
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[SIGHS]
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So good. So, so good.
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Oh, please don't let
there be a power outage.
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Well, the main
house will be fine,
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because of the generator.
But the garage however...
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- Is that for me?
- Uh-huh.
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Little crank-radio action.
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We got weather, a flashlight...
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- [LAUGHS]
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Are you sure you don't
want to stay here?
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Just until the
temperature breaks.
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Because selfishly, I am not looking
forward to my week out there.
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What do you think
Lisa Apple would say?
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Is that what you're
worried about?
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- Lisa Apple?
- Well, I wouldn't like it if I were her.
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But you're not her, okay?
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And I can guarantee you that she
doesn't care. She's totally cool...
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like this house.
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[NEWS AND MUSIC
STATIONS OVERLAP]
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- Okay, I'll stay in Mae's room.
- [MARTHA & THE VANDELLAS "HEATWAVE" PLAYS]
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But just until the heat wave is
over. You won't even know I'm here.
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- So roomies?
- Roomies!
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- ? Starts to burning ?
- Get back over here.
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- Ahh!
- ? And I'm filled with desire ?
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? Could it be a devil in me
?
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? Or is this the way
love's supposed to be? ?
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- ? It's like a heat wave ?
- ? Heat wave ?
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- ? Burning in my heart ?
- ? It's like a heat wave ?
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- ? I can't keep from crying?
- ? It's like a heat wave ?
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[TO MELODY] ? I don't have
to sleep in the garage ?
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- [SOFTLY] ? Ba ba-ba-ba da ? [HUMS]
- ?
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Hey, Lena?! Hey.
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[QUIETLY] Ah.
238
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I don't still buy you deodorant.
239
00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,624
It comes on its own.
We have a subscription.
240
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,154
Well, thank you.
241
00:10:02,948 --> 00:10:07,336
?
242
00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:08,901
Wow.
243
00:10:09,148 --> 00:10:12,364
Must have some
perspiration-filled plans?
244
00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:13,707
That's a lot.
245
00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:16,244
Lisa's taking me to
some, like, hipster venue
246
00:10:16,304 --> 00:10:18,021
to see some music
with her friends.
247
00:10:18,064 --> 00:10:19,267
That sounds fun.
248
00:10:19,299 --> 00:10:20,665
What are you up to?
249
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,302
I am gonna exist in my own skin.
250
00:10:24,385 --> 00:10:25,669
Huh.
251
00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:29,073
Oh, and maybe stalk the camp
website for photos of our kids.
252
00:10:29,146 --> 00:10:30,826
Oh, hey, if you find
any, will you post 'em?
253
00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,068
For sure.
254
00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:34,523
Is that what you're wearing?
255
00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,326
Yeah. It's hot out.
256
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,514
Okay, you look like Baryshnikov.
257
00:10:38,566 --> 00:10:39,832
Baryshnikov's a very sexy man.
258
00:10:39,866 --> 00:10:41,579
I think maybe just a plain tee.
259
00:10:41,622 --> 00:10:43,043
[LAUGHING]
260
00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:44,837
Okay...
261
00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:46,903
You know my dad said
262
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,230
he thinks that our divorce
is better than our marriage.
263
00:10:49,285 --> 00:10:50,583
Camille agreed with him.
264
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,990
- Well, that's not fair.
- Well, maybe it's true.
265
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,308
Mm. More equitable
division of labor?
266
00:10:58,406 --> 00:11:01,079
New-found appreciation for what
the other party brings to the table?
267
00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,443
Sex...
268
00:11:02,971 --> 00:11:04,260
just not with each other.
269
00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:05,863
Hey, I tried!
270
00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:07,985
Ah, [SIGHS] I never could
get it right with you.
271
00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,756
I could never ask for
what I really wanted.
272
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,578
I was too hung up
on the minutiae.
273
00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:12,933
The minutiae?
274
00:11:13,352 --> 00:11:15,158
- Poor choice of words.
- [LAUGHS]
275
00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:20,019
? Don't stop, never
stop believing... ?
276
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,052
LISA: I can't believe
you're out on a week night.
277
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,394
I am DVRing so many
things right now.
278
00:11:25,449 --> 00:11:27,849
[LAUGHS] Hey, thank you
for doing this with me.
279
00:11:27,907 --> 00:11:29,915
Are you kidding? I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
280
00:11:29,964 --> 00:11:31,264
WOMAN: Lisa!
281
00:11:31,395 --> 00:11:33,840
- Ahh!
- Hi, guys!
282
00:11:33,898 --> 00:11:35,325
You look so good!
283
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,312
- Okay, babe, this is
- Yes.
284
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,280
Gemma, Rex, and Hashish.
285
00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,848
- Hashish?
- Everybody, this is Martin.
286
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,201
- Martin?
- Uh-huh.
287
00:11:45,365 --> 00:11:46,674
Can I get you guys a drink?
288
00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:50,095
Lavender Collins and he'll
have a Pear Ginger Bellini.
289
00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:52,214
Can I get an
Elderflower Lime Martini?
290
00:11:52,264 --> 00:11:53,678
- Elderflower?
- Yeah.
291
00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,304
Thanks, babe! Mwuah!
292
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,574
- [DEAP VALLY'S "ROYAL JELLY" PLAYS]
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
293
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,586
?
294
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:06,368
? Oh, no, ooh, Noel
?
295
00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:09,854
? There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ?
296
00:12:09,933 --> 00:12:13,213
? Oh, oh, don't ya know
?
297
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:16,745
? There ain't no gold at
the end of the rainbow ?
298
00:12:16,825 --> 00:12:20,047
? Oh, no, oh, no, Noel
?
299
00:12:20,122 --> 00:12:23,614
? There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ?
300
00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:27,060
? Oh, oh, don't ya know
?
301
00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:29,104
? There ain't no gold...
?
302
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:32,224
? If you wanna be Queen Bee
?
303
00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:33,743
[LAUGHS]
304
00:12:33,776 --> 00:12:35,198
?
305
00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:36,744
Here's your beer, boss.
306
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:40,607
- Buck-twenty-seven.
- A buck-twenty-seven?!
307
00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:43,624
- Want to start a tab?
- No, I-I don't want a tab.
308
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:46,580
- ? If you wanna be Miss Thing ?
- God.
309
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,508
? Then you better
start hustling ?
310
00:12:54,545 --> 00:12:57,741
Excuse me! Out of the way!
311
00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:00,013
Excuse me! Coming through!
312
00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:01,359
- ? Noel, know how you feel ?
- Guys, I'm coming in.
313
00:13:01,393 --> 00:13:03,889
- Coming in.
- Oh, hey. [LAUGHS]
314
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,964
- Ahh!
- [LAUGHS AND SHRIEKS]
315
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:09,209
- GIRL: Ha!
- Selfie!
316
00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:10,571
- Ahh!
- Okay!
317
00:13:10,605 --> 00:13:12,118
Hey!
318
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:15,741
?
319
00:13:15,823 --> 00:13:17,028
So...
320
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:19,561
- you're moving back in together?
- Temporarily.
321
00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:23,306
And you're dancing together
at the stupid colada party.
322
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:25,269
Stupid colada party?
323
00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,590
Come on, Lena, you
know the only good thing
324
00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:29,467
about that party is the chorus.
325
00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,905
What exactly is going on?
326
00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,261
Nothing!
327
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,156
- We're roomies!
- Roomies?
328
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,084
What happened to the woman in your
painting and her... her journey?
329
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,773
She is still on her journey.
330
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,979
But when she gets home from
her journey, she has a roomie.
331
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:45,073
- Stop saying "roomie"!
- No can do.
332
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:47,390
Because I am one.
And I have one.
333
00:13:47,444 --> 00:13:49,152
I just hope that you realize
334
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,415
that the only reason
that you and your "roomie"
335
00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:52,757
are getting along so well
336
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:56,084
is because you no longer have
any expectations of one another.
337
00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:57,842
The opposite of our dynamic.
338
00:13:57,884 --> 00:14:01,088
And if you were still together,
things would be exactly the same...
339
00:14:01,163 --> 00:14:04,013
you would focus on the kids,
he would focus on himself,
340
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,162
and then you would punish him
for making you feel invisible.
341
00:14:07,338 --> 00:14:10,350
You're so smart and sexy.
You should be a psychiatrist.
342
00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:13,123
- Thanks, hon. You, too.
- [DOOR OPENING AT MARTIN AND LENA'S]
343
00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:14,697
- Yeah?
- Oh...
344
00:14:14,824 --> 00:14:16,324
You know what? I
have to let you go.
345
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:18,141
I just heard the
front door, and um,
346
00:14:18,185 --> 00:14:20,575
I'm gonna pretend like I'm asleep
so that my roomie doesn't feel weird
347
00:14:20,632 --> 00:14:23,311
about having sex in the
next room-y. [WHISPERED] Bye.
348
00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:26,503
How rad was that?
349
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:31,152
- [SIGHING] So rad. So rad.
- So rad!
350
00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:33,883
You know what I'm
in the mood for?
351
00:14:33,929 --> 00:14:36,181
[GROANS] A Gatorade and
a good night's sleep?
352
00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:40,144
- No, old man.
- Oh, yes. [WHIMPERS, LAUGHS]
353
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:43,500
We have this entire
house to ourselves,
354
00:14:43,575 --> 00:14:47,161
- Mmm...
- and I intend to use it.
355
00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:51,698
Ohh! Aggh! I'm good,
I'm good... good. Yeah.
356
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:54,722
- [GROANS] That's good. That's hot. So hot.
- You like it?
357
00:14:56,912 --> 00:14:58,993
- Mm-hmm.
- Hm?
358
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:01,315
Woo-ooh!
359
00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:03,683
- Hello.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
360
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,718
Oh, hey, there you go.
361
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:10,850
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Chopper
7, right, we have liftoff.
362
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,495
There we go!
363
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:13,944
[SIGHS]
364
00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:16,865
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
365
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:20,434
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
366
00:15:22,983 --> 00:15:26,322
[YAWNING] Yeah, that's
good. That's good, yep. Sexy.
367
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:30,376
- You're such an old man.
- Sexy, sexy. Very sexy.
368
00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:32,234
- Yeah?
- Not so sexy.
369
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,248
- Baby, it's too high. It's above...
- Are you sure?
370
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:36,005
it's above your
belly button, yeah.
371
00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:37,546
Ow. Ow.
372
00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:39,492
Aye... Ow! Oh, my God,
I think you just...
373
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,186
- I think you scratched my cornea.
- Aww! Ooh, ooh. [LAUGHS]
374
00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:46,229
- Sorry! [LAUGHS]
- [GROANS] No, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.
375
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:49,893
Babe, you are so sexy
I can't even stand it.
376
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:52,277
But I am incredibly dehydrated,
377
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:55,511
so if maybe I could just get
some water, meet you upstairs?
378
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,196
- I'll get it.
- [HUSHED] Okay.
379
00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,001
[SULTRY] Meet you up there.
380
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,683
- Huh?
- Oh, ohh.
381
00:16:02,022 --> 00:16:06,018
- Oh, oh, there she goes! There she goes.
- ? Ba da-da da-da da-da! ?
382
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:09,758
- ?
- [HUMMING]
383
00:16:11,316 --> 00:16:13,003
?
384
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,574
Seriously?
385
00:16:16,336 --> 00:16:20,392
?
386
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:27,267
?
387
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,064
[CHUCKLES THEN GASPS]
Oh, my God!
388
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,762
[CHUCKLES] I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to scare you.
389
00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:38,218
- What happened? Is everything okay?
- Nothing. I just startled Lisa.
390
00:16:38,284 --> 00:16:40,735
She's not wearing her glasses, so
I don't think she knew it was me.
391
00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:41,994
LISA: Ah, ha-ha, no.
392
00:16:42,026 --> 00:16:43,245
I thought it was your
week in the garage,
393
00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:44,550
- actually. So.
- Okay, look, look.
394
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,696
This is all my fault, okay?
395
00:16:46,747 --> 00:16:49,631
I forgot to tell you there's no
AC out there, so we decided...
396
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:51,784
What... what... what is this?
397
00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:53,543
Is this new? I haven't
seen this before.
398
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,782
It's not brand new.
It's new to you.
399
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,005
?
400
00:16:58,036 --> 00:16:59,236
Lisa!
401
00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:00,543
Wait.
402
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:02,933
Lisa...
403
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:05,815
Lisa, hey. It's the middle of
the night. Where are you going?
404
00:17:05,882 --> 00:17:07,082
[SCOFFS]
405
00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:10,151
Did you really think the three of
us were just gonna shack up together?
406
00:17:10,222 --> 00:17:12,753
Come on, Lisa.
This is a big house.
407
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:15,479
- Don't be crazy.
- I am not being crazy.
408
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,426
In fact, this is the
most sane I've ever been.
409
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:20,229
Lisa...
410
00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:21,749
[SIGHS]
411
00:17:23,311 --> 00:17:25,111
You forgot your glasses.
412
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,261
Hey. Lisa.
413
00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:30,418
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
414
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,731
Lisa, come on.
415
00:17:31,764 --> 00:17:33,853
Look, you need these to drive.
416
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,807
- Don't you?
- Yes, I do.
417
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,056
I can't believe
you're this angry.
418
00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:39,659
Look, we're only doing
this because of the heat.
419
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:41,091
You're only doing it
'cause of the heat,
420
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,346
you're only doing it
'cause of the kids,
421
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:44,155
you're only doing it because
you're upside down on the house.
422
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:45,881
You have a million
reasons why you refuse
423
00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:48,580
to let go of your ex-wife, except
the only one that makes sense...
424
00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:51,006
- You're still in love with her.
- [LAUGHS]
425
00:17:51,063 --> 00:17:52,380
Cut it out, all right?
426
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:54,898
Don't think I didn't notice
you spent the entire night
427
00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,841
on your phone liking
pictures of Lena and the kids.
428
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:59,992
It's very obvious where your heart
is, Signor. And it's not with me.
429
00:18:00,065 --> 00:18:03,258
"Signor"? Come on, Li...
That's... that's not even...
430
00:18:03,807 --> 00:18:05,297
That's not even true.
431
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,664
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- [SCOFFS]
432
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:08,939
Lisa...
433
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,159
- Lisa.
- [SLAMS DOOR]
434
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:13,180
[ENGINE STARTS]
435
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:20,285
?
436
00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:27,011
?
437
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:35,513
?
438
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,075
Lena?
439
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,850
Lena?
440
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,673
Martin. Yeah? Hey.
441
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,425
- Hey.
- Hey. Is everything okay with...
442
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,551
Do you know what this is?
443
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,798
- A turtle?
- It's Josh.
444
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,607
Our turtle.
445
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,474
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
446
00:18:51,687 --> 00:18:53,195
I think... [CHUCKLES]
447
00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:55,451
[CHUCKLES] I think it's a sign.
448
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:59,304
- Josh is?
- Josh had his chance.
449
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:02,060
Josh was handed his freedom.
450
00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:04,315
And he could have gone
anywhere and done anything.
451
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:05,744
And you know what Josh did?
452
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,654
Josh came home.
453
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,296
Josh...
454
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,554
wants to be home.
455
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:20,249
- He does?
- He does.
456
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:21,836
[HUSHED] Oh.
457
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,751
? Hello, my old heart
?
458
00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:27,314
? It's been so long
?
459
00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:30,861
? Since I've given you away
?
460
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:33,185
Um... maybe take
Josh off my hair.
461
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,144
- What? Oh. Okay.
- I don't want Josh in my hair.
462
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,107
- Can you put Josh on the ground?
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:38,617
? ...I've built around you
?
464
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:41,690
- Okay. Go.
- ? To keep you safe ?
465
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,191
[PIANO PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTES]
466
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,556
Oh... oh... I...
467
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,884
- I thought we were roomies.
- We are not roomies.
468
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,999
When we were married,
we were roomies.
469
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:58,145
Well, in that case, we have
a big problem on our hands.
470
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,495
- We have a very, very big problem...
- Mm-hm.
471
00:20:01,999 --> 00:20:03,508
[SIGHS]
472
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:09,970
Hey.
473
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,909
I wanted you to look at me.
474
00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:16,607
I felt like you
stopped seeing me.
475
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,922
?
476
00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:20,493
I see you.
477
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:28,168
?
478
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:35,084
?
479
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:43,350
?
480
00:20:43,506 --> 00:20:45,399
[CREAKING AND BANG!]
481
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,064
- LENA: Oh! What the...
- MARTIN: Aah!
482
00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:49,060
So, I'm sorry, we're buying
483
00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:52,567
all of the things on our
housekeeper's wish-list?
484
00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:56,468
- Is it... is it her birthday or something?
- It's not stuff for her.
485
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,935
It's stuff she needs
to clean our house.
486
00:21:02,139 --> 00:21:04,842
Oh, hi. Ohh, oh! [LAUGHING]
487
00:21:04,906 --> 00:21:06,220
- Hey.
- Hey!
488
00:21:06,254 --> 00:21:08,725
[ALL CHUCKLING]
489
00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:10,169
What... what...
490
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,612
I...
491
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,580
It's....
492
00:21:13,612 --> 00:21:15,585
It's really good
to see you guys.
493
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,118
- Okay.
- Okay.
494
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:18,960
Do you know what this means?
495
00:21:18,996 --> 00:21:20,394
Yes.
496
00:21:21,289 --> 00:21:25,001
Lisa Apple's
housekeeper is pregnant.
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00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:30,007
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