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( Bagpuss theme)
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm hit !
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- I'm blind.
- Buffy !
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- Amber.
- Amber.
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- Amber.
- Amber.
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Woof.
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I knew this day would come.
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Still. She had to go sometime.
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I met this girl
when I was travelling,
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whose dad had to go to war,
but he was crippled.
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Because she wasn't
what her parents wanted,
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not that Amber
wasn't what you wanted,
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but you know she was
different, like a tomboy...
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So she stole her dad's armour
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and went to war instead of him
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and they won the war because of her.
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- That's Mulan.
- That's her name. Do you know her ?
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- It's a film.
- It's a Disney film. Yes.
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And there's a song in it...
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which is about how she wants
to look in the mirror...
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♪ And see her real reflection ♪
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I think that's probably
a bit how Amber's feeling.
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Like Mulan ?
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Yeah.
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Eddie Murphy does the voice
of the dragon.
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To my mind, his third best film.
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Does anyone want a drink ?
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Phew. Bit early for that, innit ?
Yeah, go on, then.
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I'm thinking more like a tea.
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Are you worried about Amber ?
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Nah. She's got three languages and a
Dutch cap. She'll be fine. Cheers.
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You are so blind !
You so do not understand !
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You weren't there at the beginning.
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You don't know how good it was.
How important.
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This is it for you.
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This jumped-up firework
display of a toy advert.
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People like you make me sick.
What's wrong with you ?
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Now, I don't care if you've
saved up all your 50p's.
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Take your pocket money and get out !
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What a prick.
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Tim, can I have a word in my office ?
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Yes.
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Have a seat, Tim.
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- Twiglet ?
- Better not.
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I was like you once.
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Blond hair. Scraggy little beard.
Child-like ears.
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Full of beans and spunk.
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I let my principles
get in the way sometimes.
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I punched a bloke
in the face once
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for saying Hawk the Slayer
was rubbish.
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- Good for you.
- Thanks.
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But that's not the point.
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The point is, I was defending
the fantasy genre
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with terminal intensity,
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when what I should have said is,
"Dad, you're right."
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Let's give Krull a try
and we'll discuss it later.
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The Phantom Menace
was 18 months ago, Tim.
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I know, Bilbo.
It just... It still hurts.
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That kid brought in a Jaja doll.
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- Kids like Jaja.
- Why ?
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What about the Ewoks ?
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They were rubbish.
You don't complain about them.
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Jaja Binks makes the Ewoks
look like fucking Shaft.
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- I've had enough, Tim.
- Bilbo.
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I know how you feel, I do.
But this can't go on.
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What you trying to say ?
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I'm gonna have to let you go.
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Phew !
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I thought you were gonna
fire me then.
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I was like ergh... Phew.
Look at that.
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Right, Daisy. 0ff to work.
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Should be back
in a couple of hours.
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Mike. Mike, have you got any money ?
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If you mean actual currency, no.
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I was sure I had some,
but it just seems to have gone.
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Oh, I should, you know, get off.
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You didn't sort of borrow it ?
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You know, go through
my pockets and...
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- Steal it ?
- I'm sorry. That sounded really bad.
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- Did you steal it ?
- No !
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Sorry. No, you're right.
Have a nice day.
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Thanks.
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Mike, what do you do ?
I've never asked.
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If I tell you that,
I'll have to kill you.
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What, is it like secret ?
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No.
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Hi, Bri.
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- Gone.
- What's gone ?
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- Can't paint.
- Yes, you can. You're very good.
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Mind's just blank. Haven't
painted anything in months.
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I don't know what's wrong.
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Maybe you should try approaching
the canvas in different ways.
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I have.
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How do you tackle
a creative block, Daisy ?
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Well, I'm actually
very, very fortunate.
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I rarely suffer from writer's block.
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- I'm extremely prolific.
- Very lucky.
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Yeah, I know.
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Have you got any money, Brian ?
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I've got to sign on today
and I can't afford the bus fare.
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Can't you go to the bank ?
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Please, just a tenner ?
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I haven't got a bank account.
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They closed it. I'm really worried.
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I haven't signed on for three months
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and I didn't tell them
I was going away.
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I'm sure you'll be all right.
They're reasonable people.
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Please ! Just a tenner.
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Tim ?
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- Is everything all right ?
- Yes ! Why ? !
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No reason.
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I've lost my job.
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What ? Why ?
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Not Phantom Menace.
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- Better go.
- All right, Bri.
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Good luck with your blockage.
Oh, a letter came for you.
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Thanks. Sorry
about your job, Tim.
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Yeah. I'm sorry
about your uncle, Brian.
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Come on, mate. It's not as if
he hasn't fired you before.
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He's a reasonable bloke.
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If you talked to him
you could sort it out.
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I don't think so. Someone's
got an interview this afternoon.
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Well, one thing's for sure,
they'll be no Tim Bisley.
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Well, it all seems to be
in order. When can you start ?
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Come on, Tim.
There'll be other jobs.
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Anyway, what about your comic ?
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I'm sure the comic industry's
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desperately in need
of a giant, mutant bird
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with special claws.
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You've just got
to get out there.
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- Yeah, well, I'm scared.
- 0f what ?
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Nothing.
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Come on. I was about
to go and sign on.
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Why don't you come with me ?
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- OK.
- Lend me the bus fare ?
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- OK.
- Yeah.
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You've got a very special talent.
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Sooner or later it's going
to make you a lot of money.
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Yeah, thanks, Daisy.
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I wish I had another special
talent to fall back on.
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'Dear Brian, I hope
this letter finds you well
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'and that you're not finding
being a lawyer too stressful.
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'Sadly, I'm writing with bad news.
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'Your Uncle Kevin died
in his sleep last weekend
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'whilst driving to Staines
on the M4.
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'We hope you can find time
in your busy schedule
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'to come to the funeral,
which is next Thursday.
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'Lots of love, Mum.'
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I'm frightened.
What are you gonna say ?
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I'll tell 'em I was ill
and start crying.
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- That's you. New claims.
- Where ? Oh, yeah. Ok.
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- Good luck.
- You, too.
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Hello. I'm Daisy Steiner.
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I had an appointment
at 10:30. I'm late.
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Daisy Steiner, you must take
an AB form from the stand
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and then join the queue.
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How long will I have to wait ?
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I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Just fill out the form.
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How long have you been
unemployed, Mr Bisley ?
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About an hour and a half.
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Have you been looking for work ?
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That's good. No.
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Why did you leave your last job ?
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- I got fired.
- Why ?
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Difference of opinion.
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- The Phantom Menace.
- Yeah.
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- Didn't you like it ?
- No.
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Well, leave this with me.
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I'll get you some money out
in the next few days.
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Hello.
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- Brian, it's me.
- Hello, me.
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- How are you ?
- Very well, thank you.
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- I miss you.
- Miss me, too.
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Would you like to come out
for drinks later ?
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- Yes, please.
- 'I could stay at yours.'
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I'm not working tomorrow.
We could stay in bed all day.
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So don't forget
to wash your sheets.
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- Right.
- And your penis.
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- OK.
- 'Bye.'
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Bye.
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Ah, no. This is the Ab form.
You need the AB form, capital B.
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But... What ?
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I've been here for over an hour.
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Just over there on the stand.
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Is this it ?
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Ok. You wanna sign on again.
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Yeah.
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You last signed on three months ago.
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What have you been doing since then ?
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I've been ill.
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Do you have a doctor's note ?
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No, I lost it.
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Look, this shouldn't be a problem.
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I just want some money.
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You've always
given me money before.
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Sure you haven't been on holiday ?
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Me ? God, no. I couldn't
afford that. Not on my income.
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- You... bastard !
- What can I say ? She liked me.
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How am I gonna pay the rent ?
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Just write some articles.
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It's not as easy as that, Tim.
I can't just pluck
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another Winter Skin Care
Dos And Don'ts out of the air.
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Why ?
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Well, maybe poverty
will inspire you.
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It's not that bad.
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Mike's giving us
a few quid every week.
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What if he wants to move out ?
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He doesn't at the moment.
He's happy.
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It's not as if he's gonna
get a better offer
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by the time we get back, is it ?
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Eh ?
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Mike, d'you mind...
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What are you doing ?
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Marsha has kindly offered me
the position of lodger,
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which I have duly accepted.
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- But Mike...
- No, no.
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You've been kind enough
to let me stay,
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but now you're back,
I should move on.
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But we like having you here.
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It'll be fine. I'm only upstairs.
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We can see each other every day.
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We'll be able to legitimately
use our walkie-talkies
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without going to the park.
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- Ready then ?
- With you in one second.
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Here he is, then. My new lodger.
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Hardly see the other one.
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Yeah, Brian's spending
a lot of time with Twist.
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I mean, I hardly see her.
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I sometimes hear her.
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Yeah, he was up earlier on.
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I think he's having some kind
of creative crisis.
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Serves him right for getting
his knackers in a twist.
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Come on then, Mike.
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I'm looking forward to having a
strong bloke round the house.
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Who's that ?
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- You, you pillock.
- Oh, right.
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Oooooooh, he's funny, isn't he ?
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Any thoughts ?
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I'll have to get some new
batteries for my walkie-talkie.
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No, about our situation.
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We're both unemployed.
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I'm getting no benefit.
We need money.
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How else am I gonna afford
aspirational magazines ?
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I'm gonna get a job.
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Why ? You've just signed on.
You don't have to.
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I like working, Daisy.
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The smell of the ink,
the taste of the biscuit.
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Giving the littl'uns advice.
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'People like you
make me sick ! '
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Yeah, well. So do I.
I love working.
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00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,837
I was a barmaid once. I loved it.
253
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,070
The hustle and bustle of a busy bar.
254
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,516
- Can I get some service, please ?
- Oh, fuck you.
255
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,797
What can I say ?
We are good with people.
256
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,871
- Absolutely.
- That's what writers do.
257
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,555
They take unrelated jobs
in order to make money
258
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,993
and... gain experience.
259
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,834
I temped in this office once
260
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,230
and there were some great
characters, real fodder.
261
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,197
There was this guy Tony...
262
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,872
Oh, what did he say ?
263
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,513
Anyway, that's what I'm gonna do.
264
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,036
Everyone does things they don't
want to do sometimes.
265
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,712
Mike isn't doing what he wants
266
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,791
- but he makes the best of it.
- Does he ?
267
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,474
Move, move !
268
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,357
Don't look at me ! Move !
269
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,193
I am gonna go to one
of those temping places
270
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,396
and put my name down for a job.
271
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,311
That's the spirit. New horizons.
272
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,315
- Pastures green. Change.
- And not the small kind.
273
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,675
- Why is that funny ?
- I don't know.
274
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,956
You worked
in a comic shop before ?
275
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,474
Yeah. The Fantasy Bazaar.
276
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,996
Fantasy Bazaar. That's
Bilbo Bagshot's shop, isn't it ?
277
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,878
- Yeah.
- Why'd you leave ?
278
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,953
- Difference of opinion.
- Phantom Menace ?
279
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,998
Yeah. And I wanted a change.
280
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,198
- Ok. When can you start ?
- I'm sorry ?
281
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,078
When can you start ?
282
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,917
So, what kind
of work can you do ?
283
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,150
Sorry ?
284
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,357
What kind of work can you do ?
285
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,159
Well, I'm creative,
286
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:56,189
but I'm at home in the normal
office environment.
287
00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:00,273
But equally comfortable in the
hustle and bustle of an eatery.
288
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,873
So that's anything ?
289
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,793
Yes, yes. Anything. I'm desperate.
290
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,033
- Everything all right ?
- Yes, thank you, Mrs K.
291
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,315
Give us a shout
if you need anything.
292
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,549
OK.
293
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,312
Anything at all.
294
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,311
Ok, then.
295
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,233
I like to think I'm
an approachable landlady.
296
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,435
Ok, then.
297
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,598
- That's great.
- So anything you want.
298
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,558
Just ask.
299
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,200
There a key to this lock ?
300
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,312
Hello, Brian.
301
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,631
Hello.
302
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,712
Aren't you gonna invite me in ?
303
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,837
- Bit busy.
- Doing what ?
304
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,630
Nice to see you've tidied up a bit.
305
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,313
Thanks.
306
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,915
Daisy was telling me
you're feeling a little dry.
307
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,513
Everything Ok ?
308
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,071
- Mmm.
- Yes ?
309
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,914
Don't know, Marsha.
Can't seem to get inspired.
310
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,228
Used to come so easily.
311
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,356
Thought I'd cracked it this morning.
312
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,874
Got a letter saying
Uncle Kevin had died.
313
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,077
Next thing I knew, I was painting.
Couldn't stop.
314
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,153
Twist called and lost it. Just went.
315
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,038
You know what
your problem is, Brian.
316
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,509
What ?
317
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,512
You're happy.
318
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,192
I think you'll find
319
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,159
you dried up the minute
you started seeing Twit.
320
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,756
- D'you think so ?
- It's obvious.
321
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,594
You cannot have your cake
and eat her, Brian.
322
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,071
Contentment is the enemy
of invention.
323
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,559
Oh, my God.
324
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,632
Funny, innit ?
325
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,316
You were so prolific
when we was at it.
326
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,392
- This is awful.
- Innit.
327
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,438
- What a dilemma.
- Can't believe this.
328
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,990
It's so depressing, Brian.
329
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,072
You must be really worried.
330
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,311
- Yes.
- Angst-ridden.
331
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:36,076
- Yes.
- Inconsolable.
332
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,196
Yes.
333
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,035
Right, I'm off.
334
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,313
Mike's cooking beans,
335
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,518
then we're gonna polish his guns
and watch The A-Team, bye.
336
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,150
I love it when a plan comes together.
337
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,795
Hello, Silent Reading.
338
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,440
Yes, we do stock Jaja Binks
merchandise.
339
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,795
Yeah, we've got him in
cuddly form,
340
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,030
lunch box, action figure
and key ring.
341
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,031
No problem, bye-bye.
342
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,633
Well done, Tim.
343
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,076
You've just taken your first
step into a larger world.
344
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,149
All right, Derek.
345
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,433
Bilbo.
346
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,239
I was wondering if I could
have a chat with Tim.
347
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,153
Certainly.
348
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,559
I'll put some tea on.
349
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,677
- Want a cup, Tim ?
- Yes, please.
350
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,230
He should mount
his collector's editions
351
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,880
in full view, not hide 'em away.
352
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,393
Man's insane.
353
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,277
Why'd you want to talk to me ?
354
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,828
So, how's it going ?
355
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,194
Yeah, it's all right.
356
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,876
- What's Derek like as a boss ?
- He's Ok.
357
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,236
I don't really agree with his
policy on vintage comic display.
358
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,794
Tim, I'm sorry I sacked you.
It was a mistake.
359
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,269
Things not working out
with the new guy ?
360
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,396
You could say that.
361
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,879
Hawk the Slayer's rubbish.
362
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,748
- I see.
- Will you come back ?
363
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,114
Well... I like it here.
364
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,555
What makes you think
I want to come back ?
365
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,392
This.
366
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,956
'Bilbo, this is Tim.
367
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,032
'Please can I come back ?
I don't like it here.'
368
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,193
- You got that ?
- I would have come in anyway.
369
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,510
The place is just not
the same without you.
370
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,439
I'm already there.
371
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,158
What ?
372
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,037
I mean, I'll come back.
373
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,591
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you frightened
me for a bit there.
374
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,591
I'll have to give my notice here.
375
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,908
Can't you just get fired ?
376
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,879
Derek, Babylon 5's
a big pile of shit.
377
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,359
Get out !
378
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,514
I got me job back.
379
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,278
I got me own room.
380
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,429
How's Brian doing ?
381
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,080
He's standing in the garden
with no clothes on.
382
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,597
- What about Daisy ?
- She got a job in a bookshop.
383
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,911
- Think she'll be all right ?
- Erm... Yeah.
384
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:07,315
Excuse me, can you point me
in the direction of Personal Growth ?
385
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,709
Fuck you.
386
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,391
'S'il vous plaît.'
387
00:24:19,441 --> 00:24:23,991
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