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It's just all she seems to talk about
is this bloody dog, you know?
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It's like "Ooh, Colin did this"
and "Ooh, Colin did that",
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and I'm sick of it, you know?
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I should talk to her, but she's been so happy
ever since Colin arrived on the scene.
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She'd been having a hard time.
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She'd had some articles rejected,
she'd split up with her boyfriend.
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To top it all off,
her hair looked stupid all the time.
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Then Colin arrives on the scene
and she's writing again.
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She doesn't seem that bothered
about Richard and her hair looks good!
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Tim, I know how you feel about dogs
and I know how you feel about Daisy.
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Sometimes, where friends are concerned,
sacrifices have to be made.
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You're saying we kill the dog?
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- No.
- Spoilsport.
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- Count to 100?
- All right.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
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I used to know this guy Minty.
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He had a dog who he'd trainto attack rich people.
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He was into the whole class-war thing.
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He called the dog Gramsciafter an Italian Marxist.
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Rumour has it, it could smell wealthfrom up to 20 feet.
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(Barking and snarling)
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The thing is, it all backfired.Minty won 100 grand on a scratchcard...
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and Gramsci bit his knees off.
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That's terrible.
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Not really. He used the money
to buy new knees.
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So what happened to Gramsci, then?
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Well, no-one knows,
although some people still believe
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he roams wild on Hampstead Heath.
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(Whispers) Close to the meat.
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Hiya!
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(Sighs)
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- Is that it?
- Well, it's not what it is.
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It's what it will be - a cold-blooded killer.
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It's a fact, sure as day follows night,
sure as eggs is eggs,
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sure as every odd-numbered
Star Trek movie is shit.
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- Ahhh!
- Mwah!
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- I'm going shopping. Do you want anything?
- A crossbow?
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And also, if Richard calls,
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tell him I'm out with Colin.
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We'll make him pay, won't we?
We'll make them all pay.
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- Who's Richard?
- Ex-boyfriend.
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- Your ex-boyfriend?
- No, Daisy's ex-boyfriend.
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- My ex-boyfriend.
- Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
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Well, you know, I was upset
but I'm not any more, you know.
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In the end, our relationship
was just like a sandwich toaster.
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You know, you forget you've got one.
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It just sits on top of the cupboard
collecting a layer of greasy fudge.
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If you see it, you assume it's broken,
otherwise you'd be using it all the time,
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but you don't and it just sits there.
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Then one day, you get an overwhelming
desire for toasted sandwiches
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and you get it down and it works
and you can't believe it, you know.
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You make every kind of sandwich there is,
you have toasted-sandwich parties.
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You make Marmite and cheese
and chocolate and...
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- Pilchards.
- Banana and...
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- Acorns.
- Acorns.
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Then as quickly as desire comes, it just goes,
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and then you put
the toasted-sandwich maker away
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- and... you know what?
- (Both) What?
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You don't miss it.
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So what you're saying is "Don't hide
the toasted-sandwich maker away,
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use him regularly
and you'll get the most out of him."
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No, she's saying "Chuck your boyfriend,
have a sandwich."
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Anyway, I've got to go cos I'm meeting Twist.
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Don't you just love my hair?
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(Sighs)
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How can you not like him? He's so cute.
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Ahh!
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That's how it all starts, with "Oohs" and
"Aahs", but later there's barking and biting.
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He's a ticking timebomb of death, Daisy.
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You give him all the love in the world,
you spend years doting on his little furry head
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and one day you get back from aerobics
and there he is,
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panting over the half-eaten remains
of some hapless handyman
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you left fixing the tumble dryer.
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We don't have a tumble dryer.
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You will, my friend, you will.
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Look, Tim, I know
that I've been... insensitive, OK,
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and I do appreciate that you are riddled
with deep-seated psychological disorders.
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Thank you.
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But Colin lives here now and I'd like it
if we could all live happily, you know?
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- Your mum remarried, didn't she?
- What's that got to do with anything?
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Well... you know what it feels like to be...
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to be a stepchild,
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to be resented by a patriarch.
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My stepdad was a nice guy!
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(Screaming)
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Timmy boy!
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All right, I'll give it a try.
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Thanks, Tim.
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- So, what are you doing tonight?
- Brian's coming up.
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To see you?
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I went to a gallery with him last week, so
he's coming up to see the Star Wars Trilogy.
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It's like a cultural exchange thing.
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Do you mind if we sit in?
We could be like independent observers.
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No, not at all. I'll get some popcorn.
And a muzzle.
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Ooh! Sorry, mate.
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You idiot. Why don't you watch
where you're going?
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Takes the fun out of it. (Laughs)
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I just know this street well. I've never seen
an evil, suspicious-Iooking man here before.
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What makes you think I'm evil
and suspicious-Iooking?
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All right! I was just being friendly.
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'(Ewoks singing)'
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It's so moving.
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(Sobs)
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Little Ewoks.
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An entire empire brought to its knees
by small furry creatures.
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- That's my point exactly.
- Leave him alone.
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Did you notice that everything that transpired
in those films, and I mean everything,
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can be attributed to the actions
of one very minor character?
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Who?
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The gunner on the Star Destroyer
at the beginning of the first film.
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How come?
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Well, if the gunner had shot the pod
that C-3PO and R2 were in,
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they wouldn't have got to Tatooine,
they wouldn't have met Luke,
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Luke wouldn't have met Ben,
they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie,
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they wouldn't have rescued Princess Leia -
none of it would have happened.
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Chaos theory.
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- Eh?
- The predictability of random events,
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the notion that reality as we know it
- past, present, future -
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is in fact a mathematically predictable
preordained system.
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So somewhere out there
in the vastness of the unknown
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is an equation...
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for predicting the future?
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An equation so complex as to utterly defy
any possibility of comprehension
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by even the most brilliant human mind,
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but an equation nonetheless.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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What?
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I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes
in my coat pocket.
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(AIl) Oh, Mama!
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Oh, Daddy, let's all play kabaddi.
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- You get 'em, Daise.
- I made the tea.
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I opened the window.
Brian, it's your turn to do something.
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- Colin needs to go out for a walk.
- I opened the window.
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Yeah, I made the tea
and Brian's getting the Jaffa Cakes.
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Shit!
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It'll give you a chance
to get to know each other.
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All right, all right,
I'll do it, if it'll make you happy.
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Come on, then, Cujo,
or whatever your bloody name is.
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Stay away from me, mind. Go on.
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What's the matter with you?
Just do your thing.
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Just do it. Do it. Just go, will you?
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Oh, right. Well, hurry up.
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(Yelps)
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Come on, you bastards.
I know you're up there.
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Come and get me.
Take me to your homeworld.
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Come on, abduct me!
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Shit! Colin's been abducted!
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- What do you mean, he's been abducted?
- Yeah, by a crocodile or something.
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- A crocodile?!
- Or something.
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- You let him go, didn't you?
- Wha?!
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- Daisy, I'm sure Tim...
- No, Brian!
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He's had it in for him from the start.
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Now, Daisy, I admit I wasn't keen
on the idea of getting a dog,
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but I would never stoop so low
as to do something like that.
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- I think you know me well enough.
- Do I?
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Daisy!
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I obviously don't know you
as well as I thought!
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Ow.
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Do you want a Jaffa Cake?
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No.
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I can't believe she'd think that.
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She's upset and not thinking straight.
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People say things they don't mean
in those situations,
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she's just lashing out
at someone close to her.
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Thanks, mate.
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It's all right.
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So what did you do with it, then?
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Colin!
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Colin!
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- Colin!
- Colin!
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(Inaudible)
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Colin! Colin!
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Colin! Colin! Colin!
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Col... Oh, I'm sorry,
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I thought you were someone else.
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Colin!
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- Colin!
- Colin!
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- Colin!
- Colin!
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Come on, you little... Colin.
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- Any luck?
- No.
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This came.
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"To whom it may concern, I'm writing to
inform you of the whereabouts of your dog."
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"Colin has been taken by a man named
James EIdridge, a freelance vivisectionist."
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"I cannot return your dog personally, but
the lab site is located 11-13 Kettle Road, N1."
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"Colin is being kept in Terrapin 5."
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"The lab has a skeleton security staff of one."
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"I hope this information is of use to you.
Yours in search of justice...
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...a friend."
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This came with it.
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Call Twist, get Brian, I'll get Mike.
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- What are you gonna do?
- We're gonna get our dog back.
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(Military drumming)
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(Pointer cracks)
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I'd like to thank you all for coming.
Daisy and me, we...
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We really appreciate it.
We all know this is gonna be tough.
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- Do you want a Bourbon?
- Ooh, thanks very much.
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One of our number is in trouble
and we have to help.
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Thanks to the information obtained by Mike,
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- Hello.
...we've got a rough idea of the lab's layout.
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The main gate is here, the guard hut is here,
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and Terrapin 5, where we believe
Colin is being held, is here.
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We'll go over the fence here. It's two metres
high, so we'll have to do some climbing.
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- It's impossible.
- It's not impossible.
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I used to climb over my neighbour's fence
when I was a kid. It was about two metres.
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- Mike and Brian will handle the guard.
- Why Mike and Brian?
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Because you're tallest
and Mike's good at handling people.
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Brian's not bad at handling people,
are you, Brian?
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Once inside, Daisy, Twist and myself
will locate Terrapin 5.
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When we find it, Daisy and Twist
will stand guard and I'll go in for Colin.
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- Why are you going in?
- Because I'm the one that lost him.
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I want you all wearing black tonight.
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- All black?
- All black.
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I don't know much about security lighting,
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but I'm guessing they'll use 180-degree
dispersing halogens with motion sensors,
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so we'll have to stick to the shadows.
Any questions?
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- Are charcoal-grey pumps OK?
- Yes, they'll be fine.
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If we get separated, we'll meet
at the Beech Tree Inn on Stone Street.
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Brian, put your hand down.
Mike, I'll see you here at 2200 hours,
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everybody else, I'll see you here at ten.
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(Makes whirring sound)
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- That's very...
- (Mimics air being released)
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- That's very good, Mike.
- Ta.
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Well done, Daisy.
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- You've done really well, Twist.
- It's from the DKNY open-warfare range.
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- Well, great. Well done. What's this?
- It's my make-up bag.
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We're rescuing a dog from an animal-testing
laboratory - there'll be lots of make-up there.
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- Oh, it's for luck.
- Twist...
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Tim!
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Let her take it.
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OK.
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When we get there, it's important while
we're doing this we don't use our real names.
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From now on,
we'll be using code names, OK?
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Mike, you're Luke.
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Brian, you're Chewie.
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Daisy, you're Leia.
237
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,472
Twist... you're... Jabba.
238
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- I'm Han.
- Can't I be Han?
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No!
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- Sound off. Luke?
- Ho.
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00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,149
- Chewie?
- Erm, me.
242
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,077
- Leia?
- Yes, Tim... Han.
243
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,838
- Jabba?
- Is Jabba the princess?
244
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,552
- (AIl) Yeah.
- Here!
245
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,672
OK. (Breathes deeply) Let's go get Colin.
246
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,831
Brian?
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Come back in one piece.
248
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,273
Yep.
249
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,395
You know what piece I mean.
250
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,879
OK, this is it, people. None of us
have ever done anything like this before,
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apart from Mike who, as we all know,
once stole a tank and tried to invade Paris.
252
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,153
- Hello.
- We're through the looking glass here, OK?
253
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,795
We've been given a responsibility
and if we don't do this, nobody else will.
254
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,759
Good luck, and I'll see you at the Beech.
255
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,836
Go! Go! Go!
256
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,473
- Oo-ooh!
- What are you doing?
257
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,511
The gate's open.
258
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,751
Erm, excuse me.
259
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,869
Excuse me.
260
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,999
Excuse me!
261
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,552
Let's play.
262
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,430
OK, this is it. Stand guard.
If it gets pear-shaped, just go.
263
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Han!
264
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,317
- Good luck.
- You too, Princess.
265
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,351
Thanks!
266
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,479
(Gulps)
267
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,752
You must get terrible headaches
looking at the screens all day long.
268
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,597
Oh, it's all right, really.
269
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,189
I find if I keep
a little bottle of eye drops handy,
270
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,959
it's not too bad, really.
271
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:50,120
You should get one of those eye masks with
the cooling gel in. I find them very soothing.
272
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,071
Oh, that sounds nice, yeah.
273
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,150
Colin? Colin!
274
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,631
Colin!
275
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,428
What if they set the dogs on us?
276
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,235
Don't worry, Twist. We trap 'em.
Ahh-ah, ahh-ah, ahh-ah!
277
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,271
- Shh!
- Sorry.
278
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,079
(Laughter)
279
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,874
Colin? Colin!
280
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,798
I'm risking a lot being here, you know.
281
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,035
You're only doing it cos you fancy Chewie.
282
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,957
- Brian?!
- Yeah.
283
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,752
- Uh-uh.
- Uh-huh.
284
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,677
- Uh-uh!
- Nn!
285
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,188
- Uh-uh!
- Eh-eh-eh!
286
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,359
(Yelping)
287
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,470
(Meowing)
288
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,119
(Yelp)
289
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,676
Colin!
290
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,438
Ahh!
291
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,313
You stay back, OK, I'm coming in.
292
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:09,315
Italian make, 9mm parabellum,
13 in the clip, one in the spout.
293
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,998
Kill zone. Feel that.
294
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,148
That, my friend, will mash up through
the engine block of a Fiat Uno, no problem.
295
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:21,511
- How's it feel?
- It's so cold.
296
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,150
You're always wiggling your arse
when he's around.
297
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,953
- I do not!
- You do, I've seen you.
298
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,992
Yes, well, what about you and "Han"?
299
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,391
Tim?!
300
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,552
What about me and Tim?
301
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,477
- Run!
- Colin!
302
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,397
(Alarm)
303
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,239
Come on!
304
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:50,399
Er, 14 across, three letters -
"To walk at speed, manage or oversee."
305
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,953
(Alarm)
306
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,194
- Run!
- Bye.
307
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,514
No, wait!
308
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,515
- We're stuck!
- Do something with it.
309
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:07,156
No, you're all right, Officer. Must have been
a fox or something set off the motion sensors.
310
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,158
No, everything's fine. You stay where you are.
311
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,669
There you go.
There's, erm, a bit of a knack to it.
312
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,870
It was you who sent the letter, wasn't it?
313
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,275
- Yeah.
- Why?
314
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,596
Well, EIdridge left one of the Portakabins
open last week.
315
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,519
I couldn't believe it,
all those little animals in cages.
316
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,633
I'd never have taken the job
if I knew what he was up to, but...
317
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,470
I knew he'd clean away any evidence
if I went through the official channels,
318
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,796
and when Colin arrived, I saw my chance.
319
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,311
See, I... I've always been a bit of a yes man,
you see.
320
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,839
(AIl) Have you?
321
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,035
Yeah. So I thought it was time
I just stood up and said no.
322
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,916
Aren't you worried about getting in trouble
with the police, being involved in a break-in?
323
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,793
It won't look very good
on your permanent record, will it?
324
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,479
There's not much I can do about that,
is there?
325
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,354
Wait a minute, everyone. I've got an idea.
326
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,992
What?
327
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,271
Voil?!
328
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,119
Blimey.
329
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,311
There you go - it wasn't your fault,
we beat you up.
330
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,351
(Raucous laughter)
331
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,798
Hey, I suppose I'd better call the police,
then, eh?
332
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,831
(Laughter)
333
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,352
- You lot had better get off.
- Right.
334
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,755
Colin says thanks. "Thanks!"
335
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,518
- "Bye!"
- Bye.
336
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,919
Daisy, look at this.
337
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,988
"Scientist James EIdridge, wanted by police
for his involvement in an illegal laboratory,
338
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,268
is missing today."
339
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:04,110
"EIdridge, whose nefarious dealings
may have earnt him in excess of ?250,000,
340
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,958
was last seen on Tuesday
near Hampstead Heath."
341
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,835
(Tim's voice echoes) Hampstead Heath,Hampstead Heath.
342
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,519
Close to the meat, Hampstead Heath.
343
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,189
He roams wild on Hampstead Heath,Hampstead Heath.
344
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,958
(Snarling)
345
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,070
- Hello?
- (Snarling)
346
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,714
- Is anyone there?
- (Snarling)
347
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,358
I can assure you,
this isn't the least bit amusing.
348
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,994
- (Snarling)
- (Screams)
349
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,918
(
Coldcut: More Beats and Pieces)
350
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,591
(Scratching effects)
351
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,791
Honey, I got rhythm
352
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,271
(Laughter)
353
00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:15,865
354
00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:20,465
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