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(Snores)
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- (Food sizzles)
- (
There Must Be An Angel)
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Morning, darling, I've made you breakfast.
Did you sleep all right?
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Erm... yeah. Yeah.
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I had a really weird dream.
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Did you, babe?
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I dreamt you chucked me
and I moved in with a girl I hardly knew.
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- I chucked you?
- Yeah.
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- As if!
- Yeah!
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- Aarrghh!
- Tim!
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(Screams) Shit!
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Aarrghh!
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(Fly buzzes)
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Shit.
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Son of a bitch!
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(
The All Seeing Eye: The Beat Goes On)
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- (Sighs)
- (Fly buzzes)
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Tim? I'm really trying to work.
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- What you telling me for?
- Well, I...
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I can't concentrate with this mess,
I think it's time we unpacked.
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- I have unpacked.
- Have you?
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(
Organ)
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(
Organ)
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I'm not talking about your room,
I'm talking about this room.
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This is a shared area,
you've got stuff in here too.
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But it's under your stuff.
Soon as you clear up, I can do the rest.
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- I've got work to do.
- So you keep saying.
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I haven't seen you sit behind that typewriter
for longer than two minutes.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean... I think you're avoiding work.
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Oh, really?
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(Typewriter bell)
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(Sighs) I just think we should draw up
some kind of a rota. All right?
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- All right.
- We need to establish domestic equilibrium.
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- OK.
- We need to get used to each other.
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We don't know each other that well, do we?
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(Chuckles)
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No.
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In the interests of making
this cohabitation charade work for us,
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we should do everything we can
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to try and make day-to-day life
as easy and enjoyable as possible.
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All right! Look, I'm agreeing with you.
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Right. I'll get on with it, then.
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- All righty.
- OK.
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(Sighs) Right.
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I'm going to divide it
into kitchen, living room and...
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Right, then. (Starts typing)
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(
Tchaikovsky: Piano Concerto No 1)
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(Types quickly)
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(Snores)
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- (Snores)
- Hey.
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- (Gasps)
- It's OK, it's me.
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- Gosh.
- How's it going?
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(Sighs) Fine. How long have I been going?
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- Two and a half minutes.
- Shit!
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- Listen, I've got an idea.
- What?
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- Something I think you're gonna like.
- I've got to be getting on.
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It's important, Daisy. Trust me.
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Hm. I'm glad we did that.
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We had to really.
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It was inevitable. I'm just glad
we did it sooner rather than later.
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I think there would have been a hell of a lot
of tension if we'd left it any longer.
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You're telling me.
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What shall we do now?
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I think we should descale the teapot.
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- You filthy bitch.
- You love it.
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(Bones crack) Ah!
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(Under breath) Here we go. Here we go.
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(Starts typing)
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Ooh!
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Tim, what are you doing?
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We're having a sale on X-Men comics
at the shop.
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Bilbo wants me to draw a picture of Wolverine
slashing prices with his adamantium claws.
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- I'm also doing a poster...
- All right!
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Oh! Oh, my glasses! Where are my glasses?
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Oh.
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Right. Yes!
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Let's have a party!
Let's have a house-warming party.
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- What?
- It'd be great!
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I could make invitations
out of plastic and tinfoil.
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We can invite Marsha and Brian.
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- Yeah, all right. When?
- Tonight! Let's have it tonight!
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Tonight?! That's a bit short notice.
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It'll be great, I'll call all my mates,
it'll be like Warhol's Factory -
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artists, writers, musicians,
dossers off the street,
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all interacting and relaxing in our pad,
the new hub of north London.
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The cutting edge! You know?
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We could have a glitter ball!
I could make one out of tinfoil!
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- All right.
- Yes!
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- But your room's the coat room.
- OK.
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Get this old thing out the way.
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Party, um-by-ay, party, um-by-ay...
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If we have it, they will come.
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I said yes.
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Leave me alone!
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Holiday from what? We'd all have
a bleedin' holiday, wouldn't we?
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Oh, hello. Everything all right?
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Teenagers, eh?
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She's not a teenager,
she's the devil in an A cup!
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- (Screaming)
- Ooh! (Laughs nervously)
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Well, us amiable bunch of 20-somethings,
us harmless happy-go-lucky lot,
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we're having a party tonight,
very small, very quiet.
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We wondered if you and Amber wanted
to come and throw coleslaw at each other.
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She won't come, she's having a party
of her own up here tonight.
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- You sure you want me there?
- Oh, yeah! We'd love it if you came.
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Will Brian be there?
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I hope so, Tim's just gone to ask him.
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- Do you like him?
- He's all right.
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Good legs.
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- Who is it?
- Father Christmas.
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- Oh, it's you.
- Who'd you think it was?
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Daisy wants a house-warming party tonight
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so she sent me to ask you
if you want to come.
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- Is Marsha coming?
- I don't know, she's gone up to ask her.
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What's the deal with you and Marsha?
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- You know about the deal?
- What?!
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I'm busy, Tim, painting a triptych.
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- Oh, yeah, what's it called?
- Bad Sandwich.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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It's a piece about violence in its immediacy,
the instancy of the event,
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a synchronic rendering
of three explosive, aggressive expressions.
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- There'll be girls at the party.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- Mm.
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All right, mate?
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I don't think we're gonna need any security,
it's gonna be very low-key.
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Well... Yeah, well, bring one.
Bring the Baretta. Yeah.
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No, bring the Glock 17, yeah,
that's my favourite.
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OK, I'll see you later. Bye.
Where have you been?
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Talking to Marsha. What's a Glock 17?
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It's a gun.
You've been talking to Marsha for four hours?
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Did you know her husband once drummed
for Status Quo? Who's bringing a gun?
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Mike. Is that what you've been talking about
for four hours?
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Why is Mike bringing a gun to our party?
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Security. Do you think she suspects
we're not a couple?
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I don't think so. Why do we need security?
We're not organising a rave.
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It's not that kind of security, it's like
a gonk, a troll, a Linus blanket, you know.
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Do we still have to hold hands in the corridor?
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- Not if you don't want to.
- I didn't say that.
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We could probably cut down
on the fake sex noises.
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(They moan and squeal rhythmically)
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Shame.
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My friend Twist is coming.
Oh, you're gonna love her, she's brilliant!
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She's brilliant, really intelligent, funny,
talented, funny, funny, interesting.
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Forget all that. Is she fit?
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She ran half a marathon for Fashion Aid.
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Have you managed to rustle up
any media types?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Who?
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- The paperboy.
- Smooth.
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What about you?
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What with the Skaterama
at the East Finchley Uberbowl
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and the Tripods convention in Swindon,
most of my friends are otherwise engaged.
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Don't worry, Tim, it's gonna be great.
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I'm just gonna go and try on a few outfits.
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(Phone rings)
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- Hello?
- Oh, hi. Is Daisy there, please?
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Hang on, she's just getting her clothes on.
Daisy! It's your boyfriend!
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Shh! Hi, Richard.
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- What did he mean by that?
- 'By what? '
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About you getting your clothes on?
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We're having a house-warming,
I was trying to pick some clothes.
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- Oh, I see.
- 'How's it going? '
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(Rhythmic moaning)
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What's that?!
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- (He grunts)
- Daisy, I can hear sex noise!
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Shh! Not now!
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(
Swinging lounge)
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I see it as a tribute
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to Christo, the artist.
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I see it as a waste
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of Baco, the foil.
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Party! (Laughs)
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OK, whoo! Whoo!
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Music. Music! We need warm-up music!
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Warm-up music, warm-up music.
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Party tape. Here we go.
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Hot dog, jumping frog
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Alma Cookies
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Hot dog, jumping frog
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Come on!
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Ooh, try not to eat too much,
there's quite a lot of people coming. Yeah?
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Hey, Brian, do you want some ice?
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Come on! Come on!
Come and get some ice, go on!
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Oh, God, I don't understand this!
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I defrosted this earlier. It just eats up
electricity and frosts up really quickly.
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I put half a Magnum in there this afternoon,
I can't get it out now.
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- It's almost as if it's...
- Self-aware.
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Yeah.
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(Whistles
Daisy, Daisy)
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- (Buzzer)
- Agh!
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- Hi, Mike.
- Tim.
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- Hello.
- Oh, hi. We're looking for the party.
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- Er, yeah, well, come on it.
- Are you Amber's dad?
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(Laughs) It's upstairs.
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- You might have missed the puppet show.
- Fuck off!
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- What did you say?
- They said "Fuck off."
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I know what they said, Mike!
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Little cow. Standing there with her purple hair
and her alcopops, giving it all that, "Hello."
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Sorry, this is my best friend, Mike.
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Hello, Mike. I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.
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How you doin'? Sergeant Mike Watts, TA.
It's the longest way up, shortest way down.
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- Oh, you've brought something?
- Yeah, I've got a... land mine.
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Oh, right, OK.
I'll just put that somewhere safe.
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Artist, writer...
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- Er, Mike.
- You never said Amber was having a party.
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- (
Banging techno)
- Yeah. We'll show them.
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(
Prefab Sprout: King Of Rock And Roll)
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What is this?! This is rubbish!
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We should be listening to firm, young
melodies, kicking tunes, thumping bass.
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God, I sound so stupid!
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(Turns music down)
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(Buzzer)
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Twist! Hi!
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- Oh!
- Daisy! Oh!
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Don't you look nice? Bit of a midriff show!
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- Yeah.
- Big's in this season. Good for you.
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(
Huey Lewis And The News:
The Power of Love)
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Everyone, this is my friend, Twist.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, Twista, what can I getcha?
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I shouldn't really drink because of the yeast,
but go on, I'll be naughty and have a spritzer.
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Is there anywhere I can hang my wrap?
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- Daisy's room's the coat room.
- Right.
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She's great, isn't she? She's great,
she's so funny! (Laughs hysterically)
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Oh!
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So, erm, you two have got separate rooms?
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- No.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- No.
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- We had an argument.
- We had a fight, Daisy snores.
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- I snore! (Laughs)
- (Grunts) Like a pig!
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- He's like a big sweaty pig!
- Ha, you're the pig! I'm not the snoring one.
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- (Both laugh)
- That's why we sleep separately.
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- That's right, yeah. We're not a couple.
- Hey! Hey!
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(Laughs) Y-you! Funny. That is good.
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No, the fact is...
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We're not a couple. We lied to get the flat.
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- But we really like it here.
- We really like it here.
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- So, please, whatever you do, don't tell...
- Marsha!
238
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,077
- Hello.
- Hi!
239
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,078
It's me, the weirdo from upstairs.
240
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,111
Oh!
241
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,635
- Am I late?
- (Both) No!
242
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,749
- Hello, Brian.
- Hello.
243
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,151
- (Door bangs)
- Erm, Twist...
244
00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,113
Marsha, this is Twist. She's in fashion.
245
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,232
Er, Marsha's... a landlady.
246
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,318
- Hello.
- Hi! Interesting outfit.
247
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,828
Oh, thanks. Thought I'd make an effort.
248
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,190
Mm, yeah. I can really see
what you tried to do.
249
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,798
Yeah. Cheers.
250
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,637
(Laughs loudly)
251
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,511
And that's Mike.
252
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,109
Er... and... he's... a Mike.
253
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,710
- Where shall I put me coat?
- (Both) Er...?
254
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,875
Don't worry.
255
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,753
I'll put it in Tim and Daisy's room.
256
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:38,310
(
The Magnificent Seven)
257
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,392
(Music stops)
258
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,829
(
J Geils Band: Centerfold)
259
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,189
If I was you, I wouldn't care.
You look great like that.
260
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,834
You can just eat what you like
and you don't care if you get fat.
261
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,916
I wish I didn't have to be so picky.
262
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:08,238
You can't trust them in that
organic-produce shop. It's con after con.
263
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,475
That's it, isn't it? Con after con.
264
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,796
The evil hand of capitalism
dons a gardening glove
265
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,593
to take our money
in the name of global awareness.
266
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,633
The woman in there has really squinty eyes,
stinks of garlic and looks like a turd in a wig.
267
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:24,958
You'd think with the money she's raking in
she could afford a new hairbrush.
268
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,673
A T-shirt or something.
269
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,675
Anyway. It's quite a nice flat.
270
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,633
It'll be better when you've unpacked
and cleaned up a little.
271
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,671
This is it, actually.
272
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,518
Tim seems nice and friendly, doesn't he?
273
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:48,956
Come on, now, Daisy.
Stop feeling like a big, fat, ugly failure.
274
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,234
Everything's going to be fine. Hm? Hey?
275
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,759
Good.
276
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,270
So, what do you do, Brian?
277
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,551
- He paints.
- Oh, yes? What sort of thing?
278
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,953
Erm...
279
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,231
- Tell her, Brian.
- Anger.
280
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,755
- (
Hardcore punk)
- Aarrgghh!
281
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,199
Pain.
282
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,071
- (
Screechy violins)
- Ow!
283
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,314
Fear.
284
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,397
- (
Eerie chimes)
- (Chatters) Ohh.
285
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,919
Aggression.
286
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,439
(Ticking)
287
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,630
I know exactly what you mean.
288
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,351
- Do you?
- Yes.
289
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,391
Ooh, Timewarp!
290
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,431
(Mimics) Ooh, Timewarp!
291
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,277
Oh, Timewarp?!
292
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,437
Let's do the Timewarp again!
293
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,831
Jump to the left
294
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,792
-
And then a step to the right...
- Bloody hell, this party is so rubbish.
295
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,558
- Is it?
- You were there.
296
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,591
Providing much-needed door security.
297
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,629
- Any problems?
- No.
298
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,035
Sorry. Do you think we're getting old, Mike?
299
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,594
Everyone gets old, Tim.
Everyone except my cousin Adam.
300
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,914
What's so special about your cousin Adam?
301
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,713
- He is getting younger.
- Bastard. What are we gonna do?
302
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,320
There's nothing we can do,
the government know.
303
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,828
Not about Adam!
I'm talking about what we're gonna do now!
304
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,472
Wanna go into your party?
305
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,715
They were playing the Timewarp,
I hate the Timewarp!
306
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,433
- Daisy likes it.
- So what?! I hate it!
307
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,517
It's boil-in-the-bag perversion
for sexually repressed accountants
308
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,348
and students with too many posters of
Betty Blue, the Blues Brothers and Big Blue
309
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,197
on their blue bloody walls!
310
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:29,074
- It's just a song.
- I don't care! I hate it, I don't wanna hear it!
311
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,590
I don't wanna hear it at a party, least of all
a party I'm supposed to be throwing!
312
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:36,110
Oh, my God, Tim! Control yourself, please.
313
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:41,355
- (
Don McLean: American Pie)
- We're all in, like, the arts and the media.
314
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,233
I'm writing a screenplay at the moment.
315
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,271
Called, erm...
316
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,596
Guacamole, erm, Window.
317
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,832
I think you'd be good for the lead, actually.
318
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,556
- Do you want one?
- (Sniggers)
319
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,151
No, I'd better not.
320
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,760
Go on, then, I'll have a half.
I'll have a half.
321
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,031
They're mints.
322
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,674
Yeah. I'll have a half... mint.
323
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,788
- Ow!
- Go!
324
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,831
Ow! Ow!
325
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,634
Ow!
326
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,477
Will you stop it?!
327
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,271
I mean it.
328
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,279
I'm sorry you didn't get into the army, Mike,
it's not my fault.
329
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:35,793
- Even if it was, that was a long time ago.
- I still remember it, Tim-Tim.
330
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,151
Hey! No time for that now!
What we gonna do?
331
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,829
- We could slap each other about a bit more.
- I don't feel like it.
332
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,632
We could go to Amber's party.
333
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,235
- What?
- Amber, the girl upstairs.
334
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,157
Are you suggesting we crash Amber's party?
335
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,760
I don't know,
it'll just be a load of teenage girls.
336
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,276
And that's a good thing!
337
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,590
(
Spandau Ballet: True)
338
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,911
Have we got any more booze?
We need some more beers.
339
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,029
What you doing?
340
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,398
- Who are you?
- I'm the paperboy.
341
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,830
- Daisy, he's got a brace.
- I thought it was a piercing.
342
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,032
Urgh! Look, come upstairs, it's brilliant,
it's 2.30am, it's just got started.
343
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,031
Oh... I dunno.
344
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,959
- There's things up there you won't believe.
- What about the party? What about the dips?
345
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,036
That's what I mean, Daisy, don't you see?
346
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,675
- What?
- Dips, the Timewarp, paperboys.
347
00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,077
Not many people came
but you're having a good time, aren't you?
348
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,509
(Desolate wind whistles)
349
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,554
It's a party! It's just a laugh!
350
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,990
It's not a laugh! It's not even a party.
351
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,511
Daisy, there'll be a time for dips. OK?
But this isn't it.
352
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,516
He's right, Daisy.
353
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,349
There's nothing for us here any more.
354
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,397
Join us!
355
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,919
Yes, come on, Daisy.
356
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,514
(AIl) Join us!
357
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,839
All right.
358
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,474
(
Dance music)
359
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,076
(Camera clicks)
360
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,559
Look at them. They're all so thin.
361
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,991
Hello.
362
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:09,991
363
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:14,591
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