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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,507 --> 00:00:04,466 Why? I don't understand. Is it something I've done? 2 00:00:05,507 --> 00:00:07,782 Look, it's just not gonna work, OK? 3 00:00:08,667 --> 00:00:11,181 Five years, you know? Five years! 4 00:00:11,467 --> 00:00:13,537 I... I was drunk. 5 00:00:13,587 --> 00:00:17,296 Oh, we had fun! You know? We had good times. 6 00:00:18,027 --> 00:00:21,463 To be honest, I don't... remember much about it. 7 00:00:21,507 --> 00:00:23,782 I don't und... Just... Eugh! 8 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:25,579 Give me a reason! You know? 9 00:00:25,627 --> 00:00:28,505 You think I'm unemotional, don't you? I can be emotional. 10 00:00:28,547 --> 00:00:32,017 Jesus, I cried like a child at the end of Terminator 2. 11 00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:34,820 With the thumb and the molten... You know? 12 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:35,856 Is there someone else? 13 00:00:36,387 --> 00:00:38,184 - Sort of. - Don't... What! 14 00:00:38,227 --> 00:00:39,546 My boyfriend. 15 00:00:39,587 --> 00:00:44,067 - That bastard! I bloody knew it! - I'm sorry, I really am. 16 00:00:44,067 --> 00:00:46,297 It was just a bit of fun, you know? 17 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,737 It just doesn't feel right. OK? 18 00:00:50,787 --> 00:00:52,618 - Fine. - All right? 19 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,817 Fine. 20 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:57,586 Look, there's a bit of change. 21 00:00:59,947 --> 00:01:02,541 Sarah, please! Don't do this! 22 00:01:02,587 --> 00:01:05,226 You can leave your stuff here until you find somewhere else. 23 00:01:05,267 --> 00:01:08,259 - I love you! - (Window slams) 24 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:23,817 ( Fatboy Slim: The Weekend Starts Here) 25 00:01:33,867 --> 00:01:37,337 Excuse me. Excuse me! Mind if I sit here? 26 00:01:37,387 --> 00:01:40,504 - Er, no, no. - OK. Thanks. 27 00:01:44,587 --> 00:01:46,384 What you looking for? 28 00:01:47,227 --> 00:01:49,024 What have you got? 29 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:50,666 Hm? 30 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,660 What have you got? 31 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:57,739 - No, I mean what are you looking for? - (Laughs) 32 00:01:57,787 --> 00:01:59,937 Sorry, I thought you were a drug dealer. 33 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,857 - Oh, thanks. - That's all right. 34 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,865 - No, I'm flat hunting. - Oh, right. 35 00:02:05,907 --> 00:02:07,704 Yeah. Oh! 36 00:02:07,787 --> 00:02:12,463 I was staying with these mates, well, people I'd met in a squat, 37 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:17,297 I didn't meet them in a squat, I moved into a squat with them, which was fine... 38 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:19,099 Are you interested? Anyway, 39 00:02:19,147 --> 00:02:22,935 there was this guy, and I didn't really know, well... 40 00:02:22,987 --> 00:02:26,502 I suppose... no. Really what happened was... 41 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:30,904 - No, rather than confront, I thought... - Skip to the end. 42 00:02:30,947 --> 00:02:32,175 So, I'm moving out. 43 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:34,306 I see. 44 00:02:34,747 --> 00:02:39,662 l hate flat-hunting. Yeah. I do not envy you at all. 45 00:02:43,027 --> 00:02:46,463 - Could I borrow that after you? - Yeah. 46 00:02:52,787 --> 00:02:55,859 - Do you mind if I sit here? - Oh, no. 47 00:02:57,187 --> 00:03:01,817 - Any luck? - No. It's early days yet, so... 48 00:03:02,627 --> 00:03:05,619 ( Marnl Nixon: Getting to know you) 49 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,498 Getting to know you 50 00:03:07,627 --> 00:03:12,098 Getting to know all about you 51 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,222 Getting to like you 52 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:18,539 Getting to hope you'll like me 53 00:03:18,587 --> 00:03:20,578 - (Sighs) Hi. - Hi. 54 00:03:20,627 --> 00:03:22,697 - How's it going? - Oh, same as always. 55 00:03:22,747 --> 00:03:25,420 - That bad, huh? - (Sighs) 56 00:03:26,147 --> 00:03:28,138 ( Getting to know you) 57 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:51,942 (Sobs) I can't do this any more! 58 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:55,425 Now... whoa, there, Pickle. 59 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:58,459 Every morning I wake up and it's the same. 60 00:03:58,507 --> 00:04:03,297 (Sobs) I buy the paper and I circle them all and I phone them, 61 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:09,263 only to dlscover they've been taken by a bunch of fucklng psychlc house-hunters! 62 00:04:09,307 --> 00:04:15,223 - You've only looked at a few. - They've all been cold, lnfested rat holes. 63 00:04:15,267 --> 00:04:18,657 l'm ln the same boat, you don't see me cry... (Sobs) 64 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:21,505 (Both sob alternately) 65 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:32,577 Hang on... l dldn't see that one. 66 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:36,984 ''Spaclous two-bedroom apartment, fully furnlshed, £90 a week.'' 67 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:41,659 - Oh, ''professlonal couple only''. - (Sobs loudly) 68 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:45,495 Why?! Why?! Why?! 69 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:49,296 - You could always pretend. - What do you mean? 70 00:04:49,347 --> 00:04:51,463 Well, have you got any homeless male frlends? 71 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:55,422 (Clears throat) 72 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:58,504 Well, l do have one homeless male frlend. 73 00:04:58,547 --> 00:05:00,060 (Laughs nervously) 74 00:05:01,347 --> 00:05:03,338 Who? 75 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:11,505 OK. You were born ln Hlghgate to John and Gllllan Blsley on 1 7th September, 1 97 4. 76 00:05:11,547 --> 00:05:12,536 Rlght. 77 00:05:12,587 --> 00:05:18,583 Your llttle slster Katle once used all your Batman comlcs to decorate a cardboard car. 78 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:21,664 Unable to salvage the comlcs, you drove the car lnto a pond, 79 00:05:21,707 --> 00:05:24,426 hlt your head on the fountaln, whlch ls where you got your scar. 80 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:28,255 You've got a best frlend called Mlke who's a weapons expert. 81 00:05:28,307 --> 00:05:29,626 - (Cat meows) - Yes! 82 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,066 Er... yeah. 83 00:05:31,107 --> 00:05:34,577 You have a potentlally fatal allergy to brazll nuts. 84 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:37,627 l have no memory of Chrlstmas 1 979. 85 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:39,982 l've got no memory of Chrlstmas 1 994 elther. 86 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:42,587 - Oh, why not? - l don't know. 87 00:05:43,227 --> 00:05:47,140 You're an asplrlng graphlc artlst and you hope one day to work for...? 88 00:05:47,187 --> 00:05:48,666 - Dark Star Comlcs. - Dark Star Comlcs. 89 00:05:48,707 --> 00:05:53,303 Work to date lncludes a sleeve deslgn for your slster's boyfrlend's brother's band. 90 00:05:53,347 --> 00:05:59,946 You supplement the 50 quld you got from that by worklng ln a comlc shop, Fantasy Bazaar. 91 00:05:59,987 --> 00:06:02,262 l'm the asslstant manager. 92 00:06:02,307 --> 00:06:04,423 - How many people work for you? - lt's just me and Bllbo. 93 00:06:04,507 --> 00:06:07,101 - Who's Bllbo? - The manager. 94 00:06:07,147 --> 00:06:09,615 - You're not a scl-fl nerd? - No! 95 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:13,455 You spend evenlngs on the lnternet dlscusslng symbollsm ln the X-Flles? 96 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,543 Modern sclence flctlon can be lnterestlng. 97 00:06:15,587 --> 00:06:19,705 The speculatlons of contemporary authors have probably never been closer to the truth. 98 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,738 (Allens glggle) 99 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:25,824 Rlght. Your preferred mode of transport ls skateboardlng. 100 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:29,985 You llke muslc and regularly masturbate over plctures of Gllllan Anderson. 101 00:06:30,027 --> 00:06:32,336 - Who told you that? - lt was a joke! 102 00:06:32,387 --> 00:06:35,265 FHM voted her sexlest woman ln the world. 103 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,423 - What about you? - l wasn't placed. 104 00:06:37,467 --> 00:06:40,982 You recently spllt up wlth your glrlfrlend who got off wlth your frlend Duane. 105 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,824 He ls not my frlend! 106 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:47,179 Well, we don't need to talk about that. We can lf you want, lt obvlously hlt you hard. 107 00:06:47,227 --> 00:06:49,218 No! 108 00:06:49,387 --> 00:06:52,697 You prefer a tlght-legged cotton pant as opposed to the boxer. 109 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:57,343 - ls all thls necessary? - What lf we're asked personal questlons? 110 00:06:57,387 --> 00:07:00,060 We're supposed to be a couple. Do me. 111 00:07:00,107 --> 00:07:05,181 OK. You were born ln Rlchmond ln 1 975 to Ben and Emlly Stelner. 112 00:07:05,227 --> 00:07:08,856 You have a brother and a slster, older and younger respectlvely. 113 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:11,580 - You graduated from Klngston Poly... - Unlverslty. 114 00:07:11,627 --> 00:07:15,506 Whatever, ln 1 996 wlth a degree ln humanltles for whlch you got a thlrd. 115 00:07:15,587 --> 00:07:17,578 Whlch ls flne, what l expected. 116 00:07:17,627 --> 00:07:19,902 Mlchelle from EastEnders got a thlrd. 117 00:07:19,947 --> 00:07:23,860 Anyway lt's not the grade that matters, lt's belng there that counts. 118 00:07:23,907 --> 00:07:28,264 - Your boyfrlend Rlchard ls studylng ln Hell. - Hull. 119 00:07:28,307 --> 00:07:33,222 We won't mentlon hlm. You want to be a journallst but you haven't qulte trled that yet. 120 00:07:33,267 --> 00:07:37,180 Your best frlend's called Twlst and she works ln fashlon. 121 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:39,144 Er... yeah. 122 00:07:39,187 --> 00:07:42,463 You've got no skln-care routlne to speak of. 123 00:07:42,507 --> 00:07:45,101 You're scared of mlce and splders 124 00:07:45,147 --> 00:07:49,937 but fear they wlll crossbreed to form an all-powerful race of mlce-splders 125 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:53,457 who wlll lmmoblllse humans ln glant webs ln order to steal cheese. 126 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,544 - l never sald that. - lt'd be good, though. 127 00:07:56,587 --> 00:07:57,986 That's lt. 128 00:07:58,027 --> 00:08:01,986 - By the way, my name's Dalsy. - l'm Tlm, hl. 129 00:08:04,187 --> 00:08:06,337 Hey! What's that for? 130 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:10,221 We could do that thlng llke ln that fllm wlth Andle MacDowell and Gérard Depardleu - 131 00:08:10,267 --> 00:08:13,827 where they get marrled so he can get an Amerlcan work permlt. 132 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,419 A green card? 133 00:08:15,467 --> 00:08:17,617 - Yeah. What's lt called? - l don't know. 134 00:08:30,107 --> 00:08:32,098 That should do lt. 135 00:08:34,907 --> 00:08:39,901 (Whlspers) Flve elght three - thls ls lt. Flve elght three, flve elght three. 136 00:08:46,547 --> 00:08:49,698 - Flve elght three, flve elght three... - Flve elght three, flve elght three... 137 00:08:50,387 --> 00:08:52,378 (Buzzer) 138 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:58,057 - l forgot what you had for your flfth blrthday. - Er, mlnlature drum klt. 139 00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:01,096 - (Slghs) - Hey! Hey! 140 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:05,345 - l don't want to seem too pushy. - All rlght. 141 00:09:05,907 --> 00:09:07,977 - (Buzzer) - Come on! 142 00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:10,578 Hello. l'm Marsha. 143 00:09:10,627 --> 00:09:15,337 - Hl. Er, we're a... - A couple. (Laughs) 144 00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:23,096 Oh, yeah, lt's really nlce. 145 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,707 Yeah, lt's a great flat. 146 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,264 Tlm got a mlnlature drum klt for hls flfth blrthday. 147 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:32,741 - You what? - What's through there? 148 00:09:33,787 --> 00:09:38,781 Thls ls the guest bedroom, whlch you can use for storage or utllltles, 149 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:42,183 or lf the palr of you want to brlng another llfe lnto the world. 150 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:44,218 (Both laugh) 151 00:09:45,227 --> 00:09:48,219 - Yes, perfect for a chlld. - Very, er... 152 00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:51,862 - Homy. - Homy, yeah, homy. lt's very homy. 153 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,057 What's thls? 154 00:09:54,107 --> 00:09:56,098 (Both scream) 155 00:09:57,707 --> 00:10:00,938 (Both) We've flnlshed cleanlng the cupboard, Mrs Kleln. 156 00:10:00,987 --> 00:10:05,378 - Ah. Dld lt take you long? - Yes, lt took forever. 157 00:10:05,747 --> 00:10:08,261 (Both) And ever. And ever. 158 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,546 lt's bob-a-job week. 159 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,781 So, what do you both do for a llvlng? 160 00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:25,818 - Journallst. - Graphlc artlst. 161 00:10:25,867 --> 00:10:28,097 Ooh, lovely. You worklng? 162 00:10:28,507 --> 00:10:31,704 - What? - Worklng, earnlng money, cash? 163 00:10:31,747 --> 00:10:34,261 - Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yes, we are. 164 00:10:34,307 --> 00:10:36,298 - We're very... - Busy. 165 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:41,223 - (Snores) - For all your comlc needs... Fantasy Bazaar. 166 00:10:41,427 --> 00:10:45,102 - Oh, yeah, we're very, very busy. - Yeah. Phew! 167 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:48,901 - We're so busy! We don't stop. - l don't sleep. Ever. 168 00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:51,222 That's an exaggeratlon but we are very busy. 169 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:54,020 We don't know what to do wlth lt. 170 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:56,456 So, how long you been together? 171 00:10:56,507 --> 00:11:00,102 (Both) Flve years, elght months, three days. 172 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,744 Well,... 173 00:11:07,907 --> 00:11:10,341 you can move ln when you're ready. 174 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,982 - Really? - Yep. 175 00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:18,860 Don't you wanna... see our photos? 176 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:21,102 Yeah... (Laughs nervously) 177 00:11:21,427 --> 00:11:23,497 Come 'ere, you! 178 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:28,345 Rlght. That's lt, guys, l'm off. 179 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:30,938 l'm outta here! 180 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,785 l'll probably glve you a call about bllls and stuff. 181 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,864 Ooh! We haven't got a phone, so... 182 00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:43,616 Well, that's lt, l'm off, l'm golng. Bye. 183 00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:47,095 Bye! Bye! Bye! 184 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:50,896 Bye! Bye! Bye! 185 00:12:00,627 --> 00:12:02,618 Slr! 186 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:11,098 lt's yours. 187 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,138 Thanks. 188 00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:15,738 Rlght. 189 00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:19,905 Do you have a phone number ln case l need to contact you about bllls? 190 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,541 l-l'm not sure, Dalsy's sortlng that out. 191 00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:24,623 - Dalsy? - Yeah. 192 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,340 - Who's Dalsy? - The glrl l'm movlng ln wlth. 193 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:31,139 What do you mean? When dld you meet her? 194 00:12:31,187 --> 00:12:35,977 - About two weeks ago. - And you're about to move ln wlth her? 195 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:38,700 Yeah. You've got no rlght to be upset. 196 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:43,184 You're the one that ended thls, you're the one seelng someone else. 197 00:12:43,227 --> 00:12:47,823 l've got to get on wlth my llfe. l'm sorry lf that upsets you, lt's the way lt ls. 198 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,338 You can't dangle the bogus carrot of posslble reconclllatlon ln front of me 199 00:12:52,387 --> 00:12:55,907 whllst rldlng some other donkey. You know? 200 00:12:55,907 --> 00:13:00,697 l'm movlng on, Sarah. lf you don't llke that, that's too bad. 201 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,422 - Do you love her? - What? 202 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:05,980 Do you love her? 203 00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:16,458 No, of course l don't love her, l love you! Nobody could ever love you as much as l do. 204 00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,466 OK. 205 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:46,100 (Dutch accent) Hey! Crazy-looklng naked glrl wlth no nlpples, what are you doln' here?! 206 00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:49,862 Cover yourself up, love. Come on, cover yourself up. 207 00:13:49,907 --> 00:13:53,058 - (Banglng) - Tlm? 208 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,458 (Heartbeat) 209 00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:01,382 Tlm? 210 00:14:24,187 --> 00:14:25,461 (Screams) 211 00:14:26,227 --> 00:14:28,343 Argh! Oh! 212 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:32,024 - What are you dolng? - Hl, Tlm... Oh! 213 00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,217 l was just cleanlng and, erm... 214 00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:39,978 Dld you see the... Cos l changed the table... Anyway... You don't llke lt, do you? 215 00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:43,178 l heard a nolse and l thought lt was you cos l was talklng to myself... 216 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:47,459 BT called and we've been connected. So, do you want a tea? 217 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:52,183 You know, l llke thls room, lt's lovely. l llke the... l llke what you've done. 218 00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:53,501 Do you want a cup of tea? 219 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:58,143 - What nolse? - l heard a nolse, l thought l'd have a look. 220 00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:02,783 - Yeah, so... Dld l tell you about BT? - Yeah, we've been connected. 221 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:06,137 - Just lnvestlgatlng. - Playlng Scooby Doo? 222 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:10,146 Yeah. l was always Daphne when l was llttle. Who were you? 223 00:15:10,187 --> 00:15:11,825 Freddy, obvlously. 224 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:15,018 Freddy. Yeah. Now look at us. 225 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:19,826 ( Ghostly chords) 226 00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:30,985 Thls guy's called the Bear, he's llke a mutant. 227 00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:36,499 He's essentlally a nlce guy but he's drlven to vlolence by the soclety he lnhablts. 228 00:15:36,547 --> 00:15:39,857 - Rlght. Who's that, then? - That's Doktor Mandrake. 229 00:15:39,907 --> 00:15:42,865 - Doctor Mandrake. - Dok-tor Mandrake, lt's got a K ln lt. 230 00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:47,378 He's a mad sclentlst. He lnvented thls sterold called oxypheromalkahyde. 231 00:15:47,427 --> 00:15:50,817 He tested lt on thls orphan kld but lt dldn't work, dld lt? 232 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,780 So he chucked out hls research, chucked the kld out onto the street, 233 00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:56,818 but when the kld reached puberty, 234 00:15:56,867 --> 00:16:02,021 the dormant oxypheromalkahyde lnterrupted DNA codlng and he mutated lnto the Bear. 235 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:05,696 Doktor Mandrake has dedlcated hls llfe to capturlng the Bear 236 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,659 to redlscover the effects of oxypheromalkahyde. 237 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:14,615 So, why dldn't the doctor just make the oxypoxydrln agaln? 238 00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:22,980 Well,... because he'd lnvented lt by accldent, dldn't he? 239 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:27,384 These mutants are mlstakes he's made as he's trled to recreate the serum. 240 00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:31,978 - Llke, see, that guy's got a really blg head. - Oh. 241 00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:35,383 - So, do you llke my comlc? - Yeah. Yeah. 242 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,624 That remlnds me, l was talklng to Marsha about the rubblsh. 243 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:43,422 There's a door that opens onto the back yard, so we have to take lt to the basement. 244 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:48,143 l'll take those bln bags out, then, shall l? 245 00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:51,816 - Do you want another cup of tea? - No, thanks. Twelve's my llmlt. 246 00:16:58,187 --> 00:17:01,179 (Door creaks) 247 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,178 Hello? 248 00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:10,178 Hello? 249 00:17:19,187 --> 00:17:20,586 Hello. 250 00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:28,057 - Dalsy, thls ls Brlan. - Oh, hl! Do you rent downstalrs? 251 00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:32,099 - Do you mean am l gay? - What? 252 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,458 Do you mean am l gay? 253 00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:37,977 No, no, l meant are you rentlng the downstalrs flat? 254 00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:41,703 Oh, rlght. Yep, sort of. 255 00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,258 - Are you gay? - What? 256 00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:48,380 - Are you gay? - No. 257 00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:51,378 All rlght. 258 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:54,580 Would you llke a glass of wlne or somethlng? 259 00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:56,857 Yeah, l can't stay long. 260 00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:04,781 And he lnvlted me back to stay wlth hls famlly ln lstanbul and l dldn't llke to say no. 261 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:08,024 But hls slsters kept me ln the house all day. 262 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:11,343 They made me eat green eggs and watch Turklsh televlslon. 263 00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:15,744 So l had to escape through the wlndow ln the small tollet. 264 00:18:15,987 --> 00:18:20,299 Hopefully, l'll get some publlshers lnterested. 265 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:26,143 - What do you do, Brlan? - An artlst. 266 00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,984 l'm an artlst. 267 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:30,700 - Oh! What klnd of thlng do you do? - Anger. 268 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:35,304 - ( Hardcore punk) - Aarrgghh! 269 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,302 Paln. 270 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,702 - ( Screechy vlollns) - Ow! 271 00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:40,544 Fear. 272 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,623 - ( Eerle chlmes) - (Chatters) Ohh. 273 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,419 Aggresslon. 274 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,458 (Tlcklng) 275 00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:56,061 - Watercolours or... ? - lt's a blt more complex than that. 276 00:18:56,667 --> 00:19:00,580 - Tlm does cartoons. - lt's a llttle blt more complex than that. 277 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:06,896 Processlng concept lnto substance and trylng to create a strlng of lndependent forms. 278 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,858 Llke sausages? 279 00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:14,344 l see contemporary art as a dlrty plate heaped wlth worthless junk food 280 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,584 and l want somethlng more nourlshlng. 281 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:18,855 Llke sausages? 282 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,579 (Door slams) 283 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,618 (Volces above) 284 00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:25,064 (Footsteps on stalrs) 285 00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:27,098 - What's that? - (Door slams and car starts) 286 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:31,106 - That's... Amber, Marsha's daughter. - (Knock on door) 287 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,976 Marsha. 288 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:37,986 Don't ask her lf she wants to talk about lt. 289 00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:45,496 lt was the fucklng dog. 290 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:51,903 lt was llke the dog was some klnd of replacement. 291 00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:56,215 He used to let her sleep ln the bed, actually ln the bed. 292 00:19:56,787 --> 00:19:59,938 Sometlmes l used to wonder. 293 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:03,946 Anyway, eventually l had to say ''lt ls the dog or me.'' 294 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:06,660 - (Tlm snores) - And he chose the dog. 295 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,226 Bltch. 296 00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:13,144 - (Phone rlngs) - Ahh! Sarah! 297 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,536 - Sarah? - Sarah! l'm here. 298 00:20:16,587 --> 00:20:20,341 l'm here, lt's OK. Hls pet name for me. 299 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,821 Hm. Where does that come from? 300 00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,698 My ex-glrlfrlend. 301 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,780 Hello? 302 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:29,421 - lt's me, Rlchard. - Oh, hello. 303 00:20:29,467 --> 00:20:32,903 l got your phone number from your mum. How's lt golng? 304 00:20:32,947 --> 00:20:36,940 Oh, lt's flne, you know, good, thanks. 305 00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:40,543 - What's the flat llke? - Erm, very nlce. 306 00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:46,578 Cool. Llsten, l've been thlnklng, wonderlng about that Tlm guy you've moved ln wlth. 307 00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:48,026 Yes! 308 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:53,619 (Whlspers) Look, l can't really talk now. There's some people here. OK? 309 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,464 Oh, OK. 310 00:20:55,507 --> 00:20:59,898 - (Amerlcan accent) l love you, Dalsy Duke! - l love you, too, Boss Hogg. 311 00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:04,145 - l can't hear you! - l love you, too, Boss Hogg. 312 00:21:04,187 --> 00:21:06,940 - Bye. - 'Bye.' 313 00:21:07,627 --> 00:21:09,345 (Dalsy slghs) 314 00:21:12,427 --> 00:21:14,816 That was, er,... Boss Hogg. 315 00:21:17,587 --> 00:21:23,378 - How long have you been together? - (Both) Flve years, elght months, three days. 316 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:26,665 That's what you sald two days ago. 317 00:21:26,947 --> 00:21:28,346 Shlt! 318 00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:34,897 lt's at tlmes llke thls l wlsh l was telepathlc. Don't you, Tlm? 319 00:21:35,347 --> 00:21:37,144 Oh, damn! 320 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:44,139 - Dalsy and me have two annlversarles. - OK. 321 00:21:44,187 --> 00:21:46,303 Dalsy takes lt from when we klssed, 322 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,419 l take lt from the flrst tlme we were physlcally lntlmate. 323 00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:52,861 - Oh, that's sweet! - (Laugh nervously) 324 00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:54,659 Whose ls lt today? 325 00:21:54,707 --> 00:21:56,618 - lt's Dalsy's. - Mlne. 326 00:21:56,987 --> 00:21:59,626 So you had sex before you klssed? 327 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,784 Shlt! 328 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,423 - Yeah. - Yeah. 329 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,019 Happy annlversary. 330 00:22:12,947 --> 00:22:14,938 Well, good nlght. 331 00:22:14,987 --> 00:22:20,584 Are you gonna keep the table here? Cos l always thlnk lt works better by the wlndow. 332 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,861 lt's up to you though, lnnlt? lt's your flat now. 333 00:22:24,907 --> 00:22:26,784 Yes! 334 00:22:27,867 --> 00:22:31,257 - Nlght, Brlan. - Nlght. 335 00:22:41,307 --> 00:22:43,582 - Are you and Mar... - Sh! 336 00:22:43,627 --> 00:22:46,266 (Footsteps on stalrs) 337 00:22:48,187 --> 00:22:51,179 Nlght. Thanks, see you later. 338 00:22:55,227 --> 00:22:57,218 That was close. 339 00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:59,462 You're telllng me. 340 00:23:00,227 --> 00:23:04,618 Well,... dldn't get much unpacklng done, dld we? 341 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,224 No. 342 00:23:07,627 --> 00:23:11,620 - Ooh! Well... - Well! (Laughs nervously) 343 00:23:12,587 --> 00:23:16,102 - Well, well, well. - Well, well, well, well, well. 344 00:23:17,307 --> 00:23:20,663 - Good nlght. - Oh, OK. Nlght. 345 00:23:20,707 --> 00:23:24,541 - Off to beddy-byes. - Yeah. (Laughs) 346 00:23:24,587 --> 00:23:27,579 - Well done to that. - (Yawns loudly) 347 00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:29,697 - l'm knackered. - Me too. 348 00:23:29,747 --> 00:23:33,183 - So, good nlght. - Good nlght. 349 00:23:36,627 --> 00:23:38,618 (Both laugh nervously) 350 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:42,857 - OK. Nlght. - OK, well... You... Good nlght. 351 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:47,457 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28596

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