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(soft music)
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(chuckles)
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Good morning, world!
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(giggles)
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Good morning, chair!
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Good morning, plant!
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Good morning, hammer!
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(gasps)
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Hammer? Hammer?!
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(screams) Hammer!
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I can't believe
my hammer's gone.
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It's--it's who I am!
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It's like Sonic
without his speed!
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Or me without my fists!
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(shrieks) Where are they?
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They're on your hands.
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(sighs) Oh, thank goodness.
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I was as useless
as Amy without her hammer.
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Who'd want to steal
your hammer?
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(Eggman whistles)
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Morning, losers!
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Eggman! You stole my hammer!
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If I wanted a hammer,
I'd make one myself.
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Argh, I was having
such a lovely morning!
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You got me all worked up!
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What're you going to do?
Attack us?
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(fight)
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(blast)
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"What're you going to do?
Attack us?"
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Nice going, Sonic.
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(crash)
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(crash)
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(efforts)
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(spins)
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Whoa!
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(efforts)
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What am I supposed to do
with my hands?
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(spin)
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(dash)
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(efforts)
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(spin)
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(crash)
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Knuckles was right,
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I am useless.
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(sobs)
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What? I can't help
that I'm insightful.
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We need to deal with this.
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Sorry, Egghead,
this is a quick one.
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(blast)
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I completely understand!
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Amy, your worries are over!
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We didn't find your hammer,
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but we found this crate
of hand-to-hand combat weapons!
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(thud)
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And the best part is
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the serial numbers
have been scratched off!
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I appreciate your help,
everyone,
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but I called a professional.
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(crash, electric guitar)
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In this modest, some would call
tragically-small hovel,
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I, Vector the Detector,
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will begin my investigation
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of "The Case
of the Missing Hammer!"
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Vector? What're you doing here?
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Cut!
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No, no, no!
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You're excited
that Vector's here.
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Sonic, have you seen his show?
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He'll find my hammer for sure.
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When did you get a reality show?
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When they paid me
big-time TV dough-re-mi.
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(cash register)
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You should see
an optometrist about that.
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(sting)
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I'm here
outside the vic's domicile,
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looking for clues--
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I'm looking for clues too,
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and I can do it 50 times faster
than Vector!
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(spin dash)
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Nope. That criminal
mastermind left no trace.
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Yeah, no trace...
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Except these footprints!
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(sting)
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(footsteps)
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(sting)
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A Meh Burger VIP card?
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I've never seen one before!
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They're reserved
for the cultural elite.
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We have our first clue.
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(sting)
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We need this palooka
to name names.
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Unlike these soft drink cups,
he won't spill easy.
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Time for the old good cop -
bad cop routine.
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I'll play bad cop.
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This is my clambake
and I always play bad cop!
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Can I take your order?
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What's the skinny
on this VIP card?
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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(slap)
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(squeals)
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My partner
wants to go easy on you.
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He believes your fairy tale,
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but something
smells rotten to me.
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It's Meh Burger.
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That's just how it smells!
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(smash)
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(gulps) Okay!
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I admit it!
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The Meh Burger VIP program
is a sham!
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We give cards to angry customers
to make them feel special!
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Nearly everyone in town
has one!
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I don't have one.
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Somebody has to pay full price
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to offset the discounts
everybody else is getting.
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(owl hooting)
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(Amy/Sticks efforts)
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(footsteps)
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How'd it go with Vector?
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(wham) Ah!
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(zips off)
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Dead end.
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(groans)
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Maybe a TV break
will take your mind off things.
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(slump)
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It's a singing competition show
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where I, along with the wife
of an aging rock star
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and a guy
you've never heard of
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harshly criticize regular
people and crush their dreams!
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Sounds great.
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You know
what else sounds great?
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Surgery without anesthesia!
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(audience laughs)
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I've used butter knives
that were less dull.
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(more laughter)
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I tried watching the show...
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My TV pulled the plug
on itself!
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(more laughter)
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Whatever.
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(laughs)
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He can dish it,
but he can't take it!
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Can it, Wolfie.
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(hubbub)
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Move along, nothing to see here.
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(soft chatter)
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Whoa! Look at that,
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someone smashed up
this Comedy Chimp sign!
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Hey everyone,
you got to see this!
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(footsteps)
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Whoever did this
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must really hate Comedy Chimp.
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(gasps) These marks
are from my hammer!
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Your hammer's sentient
and hates hacky comedy?
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That's one theory.
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But my money's on Justin Beaver.
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Comedy Chimp
clowned him last night,
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the guy must've gone bananas.
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Which means,
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he pinched this tomato's hammer!
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That's all well and good,
Vector,
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but you're missing one thing:
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any evidence at all.
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That's why I propose...
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A stakeout!
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We've been waiting all day!
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Stakeouts are never like this
on TV.
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It's two lines of dialogue
and they see their guy.
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Yeah, well, life's not like TV.
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(click)
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There he is!
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(footsteps)
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(knocks on door)
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It must be some kind
of Beaver conspiracy.
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(smash)
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(spin dash)
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The jig is up, Justin!
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(gasps)
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He's taken hostages!
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We're not hostages.
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We're a book club!
We meet here every night.
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A book club?
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I keep it on the clandestine.
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If my vapid fanbase discovers
I enjoy fine literature,
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they'd shun me.
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I'd be anathema to them!
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Hm. His vocabulary checks out.
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And so does his alibi.
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If he was here last night,
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he didn't smash
that Comedy Chimp sign.
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Well, keep your chins up.
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Tomorrow we'll go back
to the crime scene!
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See if we can't find
another clue.
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Vector! I found something.
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(beep, sting)
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This must've been
the gonif's vantage point.
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He was eating this pie, waiting
to cop that doll's hammer.
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Who eats a pie from the middle?
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I don't know,
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but while you
were flapping your gums,
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I formulated a fool-proof plan
to find out.
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A pie festival?
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Now all we've got to do
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is see which one of these jokers
eats their pie
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from the middle out...
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(music)
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(crunch)
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(groans)
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(footsteps)
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Great idea, Vector.
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That pie festival was a bust!
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All we learned is that
our villagers don't tip.
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You didn't come up
with anything, furball!
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Who you calling furball,
leatherhead?
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Now, Wolfie,
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you weren't
at the big pie festival today.
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We didn't want you to miss out
so-
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(slap)
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(audience laughs)
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(sting)
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Let's look at the clues.
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Who has a Meh Burger VIP card,
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a grudge against Comedy Chimp,
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and is continuously
hit in the face with pies?
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Old Monkey!
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(sting)
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No, the real culprit has
a hackneyed prop comedy routine
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who could utilize
an oversized hammer.
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Wolferton T. Sidekick!
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Hi-yo! -- Wait, what?
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(chest opens)
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(sting)
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My hammer!
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(squeals)
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(groans)
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No! I didn't steal anything!
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Maybe that joke about
airplane food
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but I'd never do this!
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(efforts)
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Oh, thank you so much!
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Nothing could replace my hammer.
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It's one of a kind.
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Great job, Vector.
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Something that skirt said
has been rattling my chain.
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Her hammer is one of a kind.
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Why would he steal something
so easily recognizable?
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Vec, baby. You did good!
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You got the guy. Let it go.
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(knock on door)
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(groans)
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Vector?
Where's your camera crew?
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Things got a little dodgy.
I'm flying solo.
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This goes much deeper
than I thought.
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I need your help, Mac...
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(funky music)
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Now,
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back to
the thrilling conclusion
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of the case
of the Missing Hammer!
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Amy's Hammer.
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Found. By me.
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But!
Was the wolf really the culprit,
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or was he a patsy?
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With Sonic the Hedgehog's help,
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we're about to find out!
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All clues pointed
to Justin Beaver.
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But, when he had an alibi,
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the clues mysteriously shifted
to Wolf Sidekick.
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So, who had a grudge
against Justin
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and access
to Wolf Sidekick's prop chest?
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(knock on door)
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(door creaks open)
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You're not the pizza guy.
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Dixon was the hammer thief!
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He has a Meh Burger VIP card,
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as well as a motive
to frame Justin Beaver.
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After his failed singing career,
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Justin eighty-sixed
Dixon as his manager.
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But when Justin's alibi
checked out,
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he had to frame somebody else.
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As a TV producer,
he had access to the studio
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and put the hammer
in Wolf Sidekick's prop chest!
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What do you have to say
for yourself, mug?
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(screams)
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(efforts)
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Pizza's here, Dixon.
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And it comes with extra justice.
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(screams)
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We make
a pretty good team after all.
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We nabbed the real crook
and nobody got hurt!
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Hello?
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Don't I get a phone call
or something?
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00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,100
Hi-yo...
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00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:26,700
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