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Grr!
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Once in a great while,
a technology comes along
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that is so ground-breaking,
so revolutionary...
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Isn't that your build-it-box?
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With one crucial improvement!
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Whoa! That's Ms Tomatopotamus,
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the game that shattered
gender archetypes
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by putting a little red bow
on the pre-existing design!
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What's she doing on your screen?
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With this upgrade
to the build-it-box,
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I'm able to materialise
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three-dimensional
manifestations of characters.
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There is a certain princess
in a castle I'd like to meet.
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- Grr!
- You're cute, you know,
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for a pudgy
little crime against nature.
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Smaller than I expected.
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I set a file-size throttle
on the machine.
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
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Come here!
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Got her! Got her! Over here!
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Oh, the gang got
a little pet hippo this week.
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What a fun adventure!
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That has nothing to do with me.
Time to change this narrative.
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Grr!
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If Eggman thinks this narrative
is about him,
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he's got another think coming.
Retro, Beta,
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are you thinking
what I am thinking?
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Uh...
Square pixels make us look fat?
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No!
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(Cries and commotion)
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That fox's invention
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is our chance to finally escape
this virtual prison
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and infect the real world!
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(Cries and commotion)
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Whoa!
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Got her! Got her! Ugh!
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Huh! Guess all she needed
was a little love.
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I was voted
"Sensitive Soul of the Month"
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by Hulking Brute Magazine.
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(Alarm signal)
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Sonic!
Eggman's attacking the village!
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Who wants to see a battle when
they could watch a small animal
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peacefully sleep
on someone's lap?
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Aaah!
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Sorry, can't leave
the Village hanging,
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no matter how cute
Ms Tomatopotamus is.
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Launch the procedure!
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Now, time to conquer the world!
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(Evil laugh)
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Wait, what the... ?
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No!
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You're a lot shorter
than I expected, boss.
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You ever notice
how people you meet online
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- always look different IRL?
- That fox must've put
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a sizing throttle
on his machine.
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If we reach that laptop,
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we can disable it
and scale us up to normal.
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- All the way over there?
- It's just a few feet.
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How long could it possibly take?
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(Theme from Lawrence of Arabia)
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What's the use
of spying on Sonic
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if I can't get
something out of it
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aside from feeling
part of his life
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- and filling my emotional void?
- We're here for you, boss!
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Don't rub it in!
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All right. With that distraction
out of the way,
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we can get back to
our main obstacle this week,
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that adorable hippo thing!
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(Cries of fear)
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(Laughter)
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(Panting)
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Miaow!
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Oh, no! He's got a guard kitten!
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(Screaming)
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It's more ferocious than any foe
we've ever encountered!
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Follow my lead,
you digitized dimwits!
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All right, enough
yutzin' around. Gimme a boost!
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All right, come on.
Almost there.
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Gotta do this.
All right, now your turn.
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Get off my face. Ow!
That's my ear, boss.
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Is this a workshop
or a petting zoo?
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Now you will do my bidding!
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(Thuds and groans)
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OK, I think
I've got it figured it out!
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Hey, we look different.
Have I been working out?
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(Cheering)
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Hey! Only paying customers are
allowed to destroy those plates.
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- A little help?
- Something has malfunctioned!
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Better get back to my workshop!
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- Something fishy's going on.
- All right, I confess.
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I hid a dozen sea bass
under your floorboards.
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Wondered when you'd notice.
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That explains
the animal problem.
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Go on! Git!
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But what I meant was my laptop
and build-it-box are missing!
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I'll check my security cam.
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You mean you've been spying
on us the whole time?
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What about my right to privacy?
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Much better.
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(Chuckles)
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(Chuckles)
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Ew! Ah, whatever.
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Oh!
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- Who are those guys?
- Usually,
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when weirdoes show up in town,
there's one guy behind it.
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- Old Monkey!
- No. Eggman!
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Tails, Knuckles,
pay the good doctor a visit!
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Sticks, Amy and I will track
down those build-it-box thieves.
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I'll start by destroying
the Village,
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and then the cities,
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and then I'll eradicate the rest
of this "balanced insanity."
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And all
with a little help from...
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- Your best friends?
- No, you 8-bit imbecile!
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I was talking about
that furbag's build-it-box!
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Yeah, that's what I meant too.
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Not so fast Egg -
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- Uh, horn-head!
- Who dares oppose Nominatus,
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viral sensation
and destructor of worlds?
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Viral sensation? You mean
like that cute sneezing panda?
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Or all those weird
pictures of me?
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Or... I don't know, what do
they have on the Internet?
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A dancing hamster
with a pizza head?
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Enough!
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You non-digital life forms
are powerless against me!
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Thankfully,
we've got some digital help!
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Behold! My Caterpixels!
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You'll never get away with this!
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Oh! "Caterpixels."
That's actually pretty clever.
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What? I like wearing comfortable
clothes when I work.
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Can't be unseen.
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Spill it, Egg-breath!
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Why did you send those goons
to burgle me?
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- What are you talking about?
- Don't play dumb with us!
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Yeah, that's my job!
Show him the footage, T-Dawg.
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That's the no-good cyber clown
who betrayed me
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and took over my lair last year!
We gotta stop him!
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But first
lemme put on some pants.
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Eh, pants are overrated.
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Ow! Digital minions
are tough to destroy.
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Anyone out there
know a good cheat code?
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What should I materialise next?
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If we don't stop him soon,
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he'll have an army
of formerly digital minions.
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There's only room for one
supervillain in this town!
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I couldn't agree more, Eggman!
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As soon as I press this button,
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I'll unleash a flurry
of more digital minions,
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the likes of which
you've never... Ah!
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Ah, crud.
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Little advice.
Save your victorious boasts
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for after the execution
of your evil scheme.
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Trust me,
I learned that the hard way.
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I ain't going back
behind no firewalls.
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Let's blow this joint!
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No! I've been throttled!
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You can impose data caps on me,
but where do they end?
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- It's a slippery slope.
- A slippery slope!
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(Grunts)
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Looks like you're
coming home with me.
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And you're coming home with me.
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But you don't have a home.
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Yours smells like rotting fish!
So there!
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I'll be back and my vengeance
shall be swift and terrible!
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(Sing-songy) Feeding time!
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Oh!
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For prison food,
this ain't so bad.
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