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Grrr!
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World record wheelbarrow race
test run.
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-Ready, Knucks?
-Oh, yeah.
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I foresee no problem
doing with my hands
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what the world's fastest runner
does with his feet.
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And... go!
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[splutters]
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Faster? You got it!
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Hot sand.
Hot, hot, hot, hot! Ugh!
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Ohh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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We're in the home stretch.
Just the Valley of Broken Glass.
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Huh?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow! Paper cut.
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What's our time, Tails? Tails?
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What? Oh, I forgot to hit
"stop". Can you do it again?
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-Ohh!
-[beeping]
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[Amy] Eggman's finally lost it.
You got to come see this.
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I was in my evil lair all day
waiting for that package.
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I had to take a two-minute
shower. Two minutes!
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When I get out
there's a note on my front door
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saying I missed the delivery
and I need to pick it up here.
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Why not leave the thing
instead of leaving the note?
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Because we require a signature.
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So can I have it?
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Mm-hm. I just need the note
left at your residence.
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But I just signed for it!
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You only have to sign for it
at home.
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To pick it up here
you need the note that we left.
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Why are you
complicating this, sir?
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It's a very simple policy.
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I have a simple policy too.
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Decimator Bot, engage!
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Thuggery will not get you
your package any sooner, sir.
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Tails, initiate
Speeding Swing Surprise.
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Aargh! Oof!
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Knucks,
time for a little teamwork.
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How about
another wheelbarrow race?
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Grrr! You haven't seen
the last of me. I'll be back.
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With that note!
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Dude, what happened up there?
You never miss a cue.
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Hey, Tails.
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Huh? What... Oh, yeah,
I was gonna say hi, but then...
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Uh... see you later!
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Oh, I see what's going on here.
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Tails has been hypnotised
by man-eating tomato people?
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Yeah, that... Or our pal Tails
has a crush on that girl.
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What? Who? Zooey?
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No, Sticks was right.
Definitely the tomato thing.
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Oh, my gosh. Tails is in love.
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That is so adorable.
You are so adorable.
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I am not adorable.
I'm serious and formidable.
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[both] Aww!
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I just... don't know
how to talk to her is all.
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Don't worry, pal.
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You're enrolling in the Sonic
School of Impressing the Ladies.
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That's a good school.
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I studied air conditioning
and refrigerator repair there.
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[Sonic] Right.
First things first.
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When talking to women,
you got to play it cool.
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-Don't show you're interested.
-"Play it cool." Got it.
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If you strike up a conversation,
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be sarcastic and
always have a one-liner ready.
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I'll demonstrate. A local actor
will play the part of "girl".
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I got to fire my agent.
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-Hi, Sonic.
-What's up?
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Would you like
to accompany me to a movie?
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Not sure I have the time.
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Is it something I said or did?
Because I can change.
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No, it's cool.
I'm just super-swamped.
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Can't be tamed. Born to run.
You know how it is.
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Maybe we can get a lime rickey
at the local malt shop sometime?
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Yeah... maybe.
Look, I got to bounce.
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Catch you on the flip side.
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Call me.
We could be happy together.
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[sighs] I have no dignity.
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Works every time.
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I found the note. It was
in the dumpster behind my lair.
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I hope you're happy.
Now give me my package.
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Uh... Um...
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Huh?
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Ugh! [gasps]
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Hi, Tails. Didn't see you.
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Yeah, I'm all like, whatever.
I don't care.
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I'm busy anyway.
Catch you on the flip-flop.
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OK.
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Uh... [sighs]
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[groans]
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It appears that package
is back out for delivery.
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Out for delivery? What? Why?
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-Nobody came to pick it up.
-I came to pick it up.
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That's not what it says here.
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Grrr!
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Your first mistake was going
to Sonic for advice on women.
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Or, as I call them, the laydeez.
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-The laydeez.
-Yeah, now you're getting it.
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What women want
is someone who's manly.
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I'll put that
in my Hello Doggie journal.
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No, dude!
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Manly! You got to lift weights.
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Eat red meat.
Take up woodworking.
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That's what they want.
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I don't know.
It seems a little archaic.
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Do women really respond to that?
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[grunting]
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[both giggle]
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Oh, yeah.
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Re-routed? My package
has been re-routed? To where?
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Guatama�ana?
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Hey, Zooey.
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I was just at the gym
throwing some weights.
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This table's got
some excellent craftsmanship.
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-What's that? Birch? Cedar?
-I think it's particle board.
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Oh, yeah. I had
a particle board tree once.
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Chopped it down,
built me a cabin out of it.
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[Dave] One Meh Steak.
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Extra rare.
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The redder the better.
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And your Meh Meal toy.
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Ooh! A Hello Doggie pencil
to go with my notebook.
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Uh... I think
I left my band saw running.
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[groans]
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[Amy]
You're doing this all wrong.
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If you want to know what
women want, talk to a woman.
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That's brilliant!
Where can I find one?
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I'm a woman!
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I'm refined and elegant like
a delicate flower, you jerk!
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Now, as I was saying,
girls like romance and chivalry.
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You know, like in the movies.
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Watch and learn.
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[man on TV] How thy voice
is like a songbird.
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Let my eyes
feast upon your beauty
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and my soul be nourished
by your love.
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A thousand roses would not dare
smell as sweet as you.
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Ohh!
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[woman on TV] Oh, even if thy
face is hidden beneath a mask,
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your heart is visible to me
now and forever.
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Ohh!
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-See?
-I'll do it!
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Zooey! Come forth
from your chamber window.
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Uh... hello.
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How now brown cow.
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Your voice is like a songbird,
singing... songs.
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-And you smell.
-What?
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Um... like a flower
of some kind.
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Not a stinkweed,
something better.
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I know you have my package in
your wagon. Just give it to me!
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Once it's in the wagon I have
to deliver it to your residence.
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Oh, for the love of...
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Not this train wreck again.
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Looking into your eyes is like
looking into a pair of... eyes.
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Nice ones, even.
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-[sighs]
-[groans]
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When a male
wishes to woo a female,
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he must perform
a traditional dating dance
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where he displays
his radiant, colourful plumage.
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This must be done
in a public forum
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to assert his dominance
over the other males.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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-Caw-caw! Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
-[all laugh]
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Tails, are you feeling OK?
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What... I'm great.
Check out my majestic plumage.
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Uh...
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[sneezes]
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Well,
as long as you're all right.
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[sighs]
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I can't watch this any more.
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You got no game, kid.
Let me help you.
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You?
But you're our sworn enemy.
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In situations this dire, the bro
code trumps the enemy thing.
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Take my advice.
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You'll never land a girl
by acting like someone else.
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Just be confident
in your own pelt.
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And for Pete's sake,
ditch the feathers.
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How do I know I can trust you?
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Believe me or don't.
It's no hair off my moustache.
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You're the one doing the funky
chicken in the town square.
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-Your package.
-Finally!
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[chuckles]
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My new
background music generator.
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This'll really make my attacks
more exciting.
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-[thumping beat]
-Ohh!
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[all shriek]
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Sweet! Listen to those drums!
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[shrieking]
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Aargh!
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-Amy, you and Knuckles head...
-No need, Sonic. I got this.
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Tails! Help!
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Hang on, Zooey!
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[slow motion scream]
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[all] I taught him
everything he knows.
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-[all cheer]
-Go, Tails!
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Well, that wasn't
as exciting as I'd hoped.
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Tails, you were amazing!
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Oh! Look who got the girl
by being himself.
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I didn't see that coming.
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-Do you mind?
-You're welcome.
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[romantic music]
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[Eggman] I'm glad I sprang
for the heart iris upgrade.
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