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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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All right, freeze!
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Oh, Roy, you old coot!
You're up to your same old tricks!
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- How you doing?
- All right! OK!
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How's the wife and kid, huh?
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Son's great. Wife... kind of left me
a couple of months ago.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
- What you gonna do?
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So what's all this nonsense
I hear about you retiring?
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That's why I came to see you.
I want to go out with a big bang.
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One last big bust, you know?
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So, uh... I want to borrow
a couple of people. Hammer and Doreau.
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Send in Hammer and Doreau. Borrow
Hammer, you will go out with a bang.
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- Captain.
- Doreau. Hammer.
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You fixing a tyre in the parking lot?
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No! No. I was about
to interrogate a suspect downstairs.
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What?!
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- Give me that.
- Hey, it's the American way!
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This is a friend of mine, Roy Talbot.
He's in charge of narcotics.
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He seems to need your help.
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There's a big drug transaction tonight
at the Dominick HoteI.
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It's our only chance to nab this guy.
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The room where the deaI is going down
is next door to the bridaI suite.
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We can get you into the suite
so you can videotape the transaction.
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We need you two to pose as newlyweds.
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Newlyweds? Why don't you get
a guy and a girI from your own gang?
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Or call Bob Eubanks.
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There could be leaks in my department.
You'd be believable.
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- We'd be happy to help.
- Speak for yourself.
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Last time I posed as a newlywed
was a disaster.
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- When?
- My honeymoon.
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Oh, honey! Newlyweds!
Aren't they adorable?
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It's so romantic!
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Look at all their luggage!
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- We've reservations. The Buckinghams.
- Buckinghams. Buckinghams.
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Ah, the bridaI suite! Newlyweds?
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No, we're Shriners!
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Just give me the key, desk jockey!
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Calm yourself, honey pot.
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Don't tell me what to do, cow.
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I'm running the show here.
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Front!
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Act like a newlywed.
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I am. That's how I acted
when I was a newlywed.
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Oh, brother! Who decorated this place?
Tammy Baker?
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Is this a bed
or a jumbo box of chocolates?
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This is the honeymoon suite!
People who come here are in love!
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- Ugh!
- Hearts represent love.
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The heart isn't a wimp. It's a muscle.
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And it doesn't have time for love.
It's too busy pumping blood.
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Very romantic
I happen to believe in love and marriage.
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Goes together like a horse and carriage.
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Oh, gag me. You know what marriage is?
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Driving the wrong way
down a one-way street
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and colliding with a dump truck
called your wife.
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Now what's this?
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It's a tripod. It supports a camera.
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Right. I knew that.
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Let me handle that.
I'm familiar with surveillance equipment.
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Putting stuff together is men's work.
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We're naturally mechanicaI.
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So just sit
and watch a man do a man's work.
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Are you just going to sit and watch?!
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OK.
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OK, almost finished
with these connections.
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- Drill a hole in that wall.
- No problem.
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Making holes is what I'm good at.
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No! Sledge!
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Don't do that.
There's a drill in the suitcase.
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I don't like the sound of that.
Better oiI this baby up.
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- Sledge!
- Oops. I'm sorry.
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The department rented this gown!
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It retails for $5,000!
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You're kidding!
It's got a big oiI stain on it!
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I'll have to take it off before it sets.
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I'll have to drill this hole myself.
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- Who is it?
- Complimentary champagne!
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- What kind of name is that?
- Congratulations!
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On behalf of the hoteI,
your complimentary champagne.
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No. We didn't order anything.
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Sir, it's complimentary.
That means it's free.
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Well, I can't afford it,
so make like the wind and blow, huh?
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- What's with all this video equipment?
- What? Oh, that!
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That's just, uh... That's, uh...
It's a wedding present.
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This is all the luggage you brought?
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Yeah. Well, we left a lot of microwaves
and toasters at home, you know.
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- Why is this camera all set up?
- Well...
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Uh... Because.
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Because what?
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Because we're making
honeymoon tapes for the family.
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- Sledge, the stain is -
- Hi, honey!
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I was just telling the bellhop here
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how we're using the camera to record
our honeymoon for the folks at home, right?
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Right! So, OK,
let's just say hello to Uncle... Bosco.
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Hi, Uncle Bosco!
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I think I'll get in this one too.
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OK, fine. Yeah, well, hi! OK, we're fine!
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Almost nothing on...
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All right.
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Just pose.
Do one of those poses for Grandpa Lou.
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You know how he loves poses.
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Oh, yeah! Hi, Lou!
OK, honey, that's enough.
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Turn it off.
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- Oh no, drinking on duty.
- Duty?
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Uh... Honeymoon duty!
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It's our duty to be on honeymoon.
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And what better reason
to drink champagne!
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Let's hear a romantic toast. Come on.
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- Go on, honey.
- OK, OK.
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Here's hoping
that our pushy bellboy with the big head
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gets the hell out of our room!
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You don't act like you're on honeymoon.
Drink up - it's expensive stuff!
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- I've overstayed my welcome.
- You've never been welcome. Get out.
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- No tip?
- Don't swim in shark-infested waters.
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Uh... Well, drink, enjoy!
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I'll put the Do Not Disturb sign on.
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I'm not much of a drinker
but I do like champagne.
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Oh, this sissy stuff makes me puke.
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But... sometimes I like to puke.
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So the duck says to the bartender,
"Put it on my bill!"
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Get it? The duck! Bill!
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Oh! Oh, I forgot to call Talbot!
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Testing, one, two!
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- One, two!
- Doreau.
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I think the bubbly
has made you a little too bubbly!
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Bubbly bubbly!
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I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
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'Talbot here. What's going on?'
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Um... Nothing, Lieutenant.
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We're all set up and ready
for your... big bust!
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Trust me. I almost know what I'm doing.
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Good.
You check in every hour, understand?
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Did you say "bust"?
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Did you say "big bust"?
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Holy moly!
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This maggot's got more snow
than the Winter Olympics.
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We getting this all on tape?
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- Yep. It's recording.
- Wow!
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- Let me see.
- Come on, I'm watching.
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- Let me see!
- You camera hog!
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Wow! Wow!
They must have 12 kilos in there!
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Now we just have to wait for the big buy.
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Yeah.
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- I don't feeI very good.
- No.
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- Go... Just go and lie down on the bed.
- OK.
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I'll just start up
the old Magic Fingers here.
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Hammer! What's h-happening?
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I think this heart is beating!
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Yeah!
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Roy, why did you sound the alarm?
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I haven't heard from Hammer.
I think something's wrong.
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- With Hammer you can bet on it.
- Let's go.
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- Oh my God!
- And the drugs have gone too!
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Hammer!
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Oh! Oh, Captain!
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- It's not as bad as it looks!
- Yeah. I've still got my holster on.
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Hammer!
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Hammer, this is an embarrassment
to the department.
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You're telling me.
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Look how they misspelled my name.
Bammer!
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- Do I look like a Bammer?
- Yes!
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You two perverts will pay for this.
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I'm gonna demand an inquiry and
I guarantee you'll be kicked off the force.
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But I swear we didn't do anything!
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No! At least...
we don't think we did anything.
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- Did we?
- Wait a minute.
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Whatever happened, we have
the tape of the drug transaction!
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- Ah, yes! Tape.
- Yeah.
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Why don't we just go
and look at this tape?
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'No, no.
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' Whoa!
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Get back to work, you perverts! Move it!
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Get out of there, Majoy, now!
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- I thought you erased this part.
- I barely know how to record.
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'Hold it!'
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Wait. That's it?
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Where's the drug deals and murders?
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Obviously you turned the tape off
before seducing Detective Doreau.
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- I didn't turn that tape off!
- He did not seduce me!
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We'll let the board of inquiry
decide that.
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He wants to put a board upside my head.
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Look, this is out of my hands.
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Just... Just file a report
on what you do remember.
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And leave it on my desk tomorrow!
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Oh, and do me a favour.
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Spare me the intimate details.
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If there ARE any.
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Then what happened?
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- Hammer?
- I don't know.
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Put that we... drank too much champagne
and then... passed out in bed together.
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I don't think that
is gonna place us in the best light!
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We're already totally in the dark.
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Put what you want. My head feels like
the Goodyear Blimp! I might go home.
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- What about the report?
- You do it.
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If you need help remembering something
I can't remember, forget to call me.
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Thanks. Great.
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That's a nice report.
Neat handwriting and everything.
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Is there something I can do for you?
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No. I mean yes. I mean, well...
Me and some of the girls were curious.
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We were wondering about Hammer...
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He has a hangover.
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- That's not what I meant.
- I know what you meant.
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And the answer is I wouldn't know.
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And even if I did know, I don't remember!
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Oh! He's forgettable?
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That's what we all figured.
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No!
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I gotta hand it to you, Inspector.
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It's about time you got your hooks
into that sweet babe.
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What's your secret?
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She wouldn't give me the time of day
and most women give me the whole clock.
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I've got nothing to say.
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Come on. How was she?
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Firecracker?
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Dynamite? Nuclear? Ba-boom!
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I don't remember.
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Come on! What kind of a man has
a woman like that and doesn't remember?
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Unless of course nothing happened.
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Look! I'll tell you what happened.
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You want to know? A lot!
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I'm just not talking about it.
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Cos I'm not the kind that kisses and tells.
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I'm the type that kills and tells.
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- What do you mean, a lot happened?
- Doreau, we're talking man talk.
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- Why not tell the truth?
- You don't with man talk.
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Someone put this in my desk.
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How come I didn't get a present?
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ModeI it for the rest of us.
I'm sure Hammer's already seen it.
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Prepare for a high heeI in the nose!
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Come on, Doreau!
Violence never solved anything.
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- What?!
- No, it solves everything! Except this.
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So trust me.
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- I can solve this with man talk.
- You mean with lies!
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You're all a bunch of idiots!
Out my way!
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Yargh!
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I'm glad you're home tonight.
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Oh yes, the precinct bimbo
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is taking a rare night off
from her usuaI all-night partying!
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Doreau, I'm a cop.
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And I got gut instincts.
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This cop's gut is telling me
you're upset about what I said today.
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That or I got heartburn.
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00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:47,096
Why couldn't you just admit
that nothing happened?
243
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:50,013
Because I'm not sure
nothing did happen.
244
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,852
Are you?
245
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,216
Oh, my God.
246
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,416
Oh, my God!
247
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,530
What if something did happen?
248
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,576
I wish one of us had stopped it.
249
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,693
Oh, my God, this is a disaster!
250
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,499
They're gonna kick us out the force.
251
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:19,732
If they don't, I'll have to transfer.
Nobody respects me.
252
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,380
Well, that never stopped me.
253
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:27,215
Hammer, I don't understand how
we passed out. We didn't drink that much.
254
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,731
Unless we were drugged!
255
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:35,052
Wait a minute.
This cop's gut is asking me a question.
256
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:37,096
What if we were drugged?
257
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:43,294
We better find the bellboy.
I'll call Captain Trunk.
258
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,769
You are grasping at straws.
259
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:58,978
Well, straws are all we have.
We're trying to save our badges.
260
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:03,815
- Where's the big-headed bellboy?
- Which big-headed bellboy?
261
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:08,849
Big head, no lips and thick glasses.
He gave us complimentary champagne.
262
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,295
We don't have big-headed bellboys.
263
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,736
And we don't give
complimentary champagne.
264
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,936
We don't even give compliments.
265
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,292
We've been set up.
266
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,970
How do we prove this by tomorrow?
267
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:27,848
I got it! We'll lie in court.
It's worked for me in the past.
268
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:33,298
Big-headed bellboy
with no lips and thick glasses...
269
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,336
Hmm.
270
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,854
Then we entered.
271
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:45,413
Found Inspector Hammer and Detective
Doreau cradled in each other's arms.
272
00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:50,613
It's pretty obvious they had consumed
an alcoholic beverage
273
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,656
and were overcome with lust.
274
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,574
Due to their lack of professionalism,
275
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,649
three suspects are dead,
we have no leads,
276
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:07,289
and frankly, their disgusting behaviour
277
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,611
makes me ashamed
to be a police officer.
278
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:15,410
- I object!
- This is not a triaI! You can't object!
279
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,412
Oh. Well, can I punch him in the mouth?
280
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:23,813
Inspector Hammer, Detective Doreau,
these are very serious charges.
281
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,733
Do you have anything to say
in your defence?
282
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,536
- Well...
- I do.
283
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,496
Hammer, what is this?
284
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,935
Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
285
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:41,937
Now, gentlemen, I'm going to admit
something to you this morning,
286
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:45,376
something I hesitate to admit,
even to myself.
287
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:52,571
I do not know really what happened
in that hoteI room that evening.
288
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:55,128
It's a question I have pondered.
289
00:20:55,220 --> 00:21:01,136
A question that has laid heavy with me
in the dark, in my room.
290
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:06,214
But I'm positive that nothing unethicaI
or... immoraI occurred between us
291
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,814
because she would not have allowed it.
292
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,856
Because Detective Doreau...
293
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:14,294
Detective Doreau is a professionaI.
294
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:21,256
So... So if you're gonna blame somebody
for this...
295
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,737
blame me.
296
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:39,131
The point is we were framed.
We simply cannot prove it.
297
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:40,573
- Yeah.
- Ha!
298
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:43,811
The floozy
is just trying to pass the buck.
299
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:48,098
They blew it! And now they're just trying
to weaseI out of it.
300
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,693
What?!
301
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,534
Captain Trunk, this is a closed hearing.
302
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:58,694
I know, but I'm responsible for
this knucklehead and Detective Doreau.
303
00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,374
I want it noted for the record
304
00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:04,850
that in Roy Talbot's last three cases,
305
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,135
confiscated drugs were missing!
306
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:10,018
And those cases
are closed and unsolved.
307
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,854
- I'm not under investigation here.
- Well, you should be!
308
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:18,138
Especially since that enlightening talk
I had with your son.
309
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,577
Roy Junior...
310
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:31,136
What the hell are you doing here?
311
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,176
I'm sorry, Dad.
312
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:36,491
You never told me
you were gonna... kill anybody.
313
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:41,016
I drugged your champagne.
314
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:47,491
Turned off the tape machine, set up
that whole scene in your hoteI room.
315
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:50,094
Like father, like scum.
316
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:52,410
Wait a minute. You undressed me?
317
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,456
Hammer!
318
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:59,893
Why do you do it, Roy, huh? Why?
319
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,850
Who can live on a police pension?
320
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:06,899
Day after day
I see these drug-pushing sleazebags,
321
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,971
living like royalty.
322
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:13,013
And here... here I am,
the good guy,
323
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,660
living like a pauper.
324
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:19,096
And I didn't do it just for myself.
325
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,819
No. I did it for my wife.
326
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,176
So... So I could just give her something,
327
00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:28,809
something I could never afford
to give her before.
328
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,737
- What's that?
- Her alimony!
329
00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:48,416
Captain?
330
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,657
We wanted to thank you
for saving our careers.
331
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:56,415
Champagne.
We thought you'd enjoy the irony of it.
332
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:59,731
You see, we drank champagne
that was drugged,
333
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,811
which started the whole mess.
334
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:06,257
Us giving you champagne is ironic
because we drank the champagne...
335
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:10,049
Put a sock in it.
I better than anyone know what irony is.
336
00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:14,099
Hammer, thank you
for sticking up for me during the inquiry.
337
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:17,138
- Made me look heroic, didn't it?
- Yeah.
338
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,654
Doreau, you won't be transferring?
339
00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:22,334
Well, my reputation has been restored.
340
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,173
Really? Mine's been ruined.
341
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:27,728
Good.
342
00:24:27,778 --> 00:24:32,328
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