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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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Gentlemen, last night,
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the B Lab here at
the Germ Warfare Centre was broken into.
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The object of that break-in
was Formula BX976-
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a highly toxic,
a highly secret... substance.
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Now...
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this man is Richard Sirot,
a known foreign agent.
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His attempt to steaI a sample
of BX976 was not successfuI -
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he escaped without the toxin.
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But although he didn't get it, he got it.
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By which I mean
he contaminated himself.
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He's now highly contagious
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and he will contaminate
anyone he comes in contact with,
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which just goes to show you,
this stuff is not only deadly,
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it's darned economicaI.
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Now, here are the four stages
of this disease.
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Stage one, hallucinations.
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Stage two, disorientation
and lack of co-ordination.
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Stage three,
lethargy, leading to coma.
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Stage four,
the Big Kahuna, death.
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Now, there you have it.
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This man is on the loose
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and he must be found
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before he contaminates
everyone in this country.
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This mission is top secret.
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No-one in the public knows.
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Any questions?
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Good. Let's get to work.
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The reason I called you in is because...
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Hammer. Hammer.
Hammer, what are you doing?
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Don't worry, sir - pest controI.
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- Dang, just winged him.
- Gimme that gun so I can kill you.
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I was protecting you, sir.
Flies are filth - they spread disease.
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You're a disease
and I survived you... barely.
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You seem upset.
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Captain, you were saying?
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I was saying that Hammer
is going to be the death of me.
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But what I wanted to say,
what I wanted to say,
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is that the military
is asking for our assistance.
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The military? No problem.
My tank is gassed up and ready to roll.
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Hammer, the military doesn't need
your tank. It needs your eyes.
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They're ready to roll too. See?
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They need our help in locating
this man, Richard Sirot.
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Uh-huh, Sirot.
What does he look like?
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He looks like this.
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Oh, right, I don't know
where my head's at.
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All right, now,
my orders are very specific.
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If you spot this man,
don't approach him or apprehend him.
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Don't even... touch... him.
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Why, has he got a major case
of the cooties?
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Hammer, if I wasn't trying to
controI my high blood pressure,
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I would scream at you.
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- You screamed at me already.
- Shut up.
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Twice. They're adding up..
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Shut... up... you.
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If you see this man, I want you
to call this speciaI number -
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1-800-M-I-L-I-T-A-R-Y.
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- It's too many numbers, Captain.
- Obviously you haven't been in the military.
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I wish the military would tell us
what this Sirot clown did.
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I can't stand secrets.
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Even as a kid at Christmas, I would take
my toys and shake 'em and listen to 'em
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and bang 'em on the floor.
I had to know what was inside.
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- What did you find out?
- Santa brought me a lot of broken toys.
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Hammer, I gotta close up. This deadbeat's
been here all night, nursing one beer.
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Fruitcakes like him make
my blood pressure push the envelope.
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No problemo, Jack.
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Alright, vagrant, time to dump
your garbage someplace else,
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this joint is closing.
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Comprehendo, slimebago?
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Sledge, do you know who that is?
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Yeah, the creep that's driving Jack crazy.
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Richard Sirot. Take a look.
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It's the guy the military's looking for.
Come on, we'd better call.
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I don't need the army
to help me bust this sick sicko.
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Sledge, our orders were specific.
We are not to touch him.
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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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I just snagged
the biggest fish in this city.
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No, no, no, hold your applause
untiI I get him mounted.
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Look what I found, sir.
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Hammer, you were supposed to
call that number.
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Why didn't you?
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- I didn't have 20 cents.
- It's toll-free, tortoise brain!
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All right, listen, take Sirot
down to the holding tank.
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I gotta talk to the military
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and try to salvage my head
from the chopping block.
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I wish you'd called that number.
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Hammer, this guy is really sick.
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Of course he's sick. He's a Commie
and all Commies are sick.
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What we really need is a doctor.
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Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing.
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I'm a doctor.
I'd be glad to examine this man.
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A doctor in the next cell?
What are the odds?
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Get him in here.
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Let's have a little look here.
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Here we go. It'll just take
a few minutes here.
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This won't take long.
I promise not to hurt you.
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Here we go.
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We don't need a CAT scan,
just tell me what's wrong with him.
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If you don't mind,
I'm the doctor. Cough, please.
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Please cough.
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Prognosis is not very good.
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Patient is not breathing,
patient is not moving,
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patient's heart is not beating.
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Well, gee, then he must be dead.
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Bambi, please, I'm the doctor.
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He must be dead.
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This is all we need, Hammer.
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By the way, what're you in here for?
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Impersonating a doctor.
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And I'm not really a nurse either.
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- That's disgusting.
- Yeah, but the pay is great.
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Captain, Sirot just died.
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Oh, that's terrific,
that's just wonderfuI.
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That really makes my day
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Did Hammer shoot him
through the heart?
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Hammer had nothing to do with it.
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Hammer always has
something to do with it.
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That psycho's been
the salt in my coffee since he came here,
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but I don't really care, Doreau.
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It doesn't matter to me any more,
because, I mean,
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even if I'm gonna lose my badge
and I'll be on the streets,
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it doesn't matter to me because...
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OK, everybody, the building
is under quarantine.
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UntiI further notice, no-one exits
or enters the building.
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No exceptions. Questions?
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Yes, quite a few.
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I'm ColoneI Poltz.
How you doing today?
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Horrible. Why are we
under quarantine, ColoneI?
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Please, call me Mike.
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- OK, Mike, what is all this?
- All what?
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All these people in space suits,
what are they doing?
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Sealing off the building.
It's very routine.
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And what's with all these cameras?
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Routine. ObservationaI purposes.
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And just what is it
that you're observing, Mike?
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Captain, relax.
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Just pretend we're not here.
You go about your business as usuaI.
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Just don't leave the building.
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Hey, Cap, why don't you give me
a little tour
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so I can check out the layout,
see who's where and what's what?
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Hey, Blood, we done paid our bills,
so what's with all this quarantine business?
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- Hey, Wanda, what's he, your pimp?
- Our attorney.
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You best believe it, homeboy.
Harvard class of '82.
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Now, why don't you cut us some slack
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before I habeas corpus
upside your chubby little face?
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Roger, please, you're making
a spectacle of yourself.
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Thank you very much
for your hospitality, Captain.
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I must be moving along now. Duty calls.
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What am I supposed to do about Sirot?
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He's down in my holding tank, dead.
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Don't worry,
he's not going anywhere.
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All right, so...
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so far, you've told me nothing
about anything.
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Now, you are going to tell me
something about something.
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All right.
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You're wrinkling my radiation suit.
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'Stage one, hallucinations. '
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Majoy... I need you.
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I want you.
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Make love to me now,
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and forever and ever.
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And forever and ever.
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Ooh.
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I-29. Anybody got I-29?
Do I hear a bingo?
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Got I-29?
Need I-29 for a bingo.
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Come on,
somebody's got to have it.
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Doreau, what are you doing?
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Me Jane. Who you?
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- You cute, you cute, cute, cute.
- Doreau...
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Oh, cute.
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Hammer?
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Hammer...
thank God you're normaI.
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Trust me.
You know what you're doing.
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- You talking to me?
- That's right, amigo, I'm talking to you.
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You talking to me?
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Read my lips.
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
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- Well, I'm listening.
- Hammer, who are you talking to?
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I'm not talking, he is.
See his little muzzle move?
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- Don't point it at me.
- He can't shoot while he's talking.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Let me speak to Poltz now.
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Poltz, this is Captain Trunk.
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I got a room full of crazies here
and I wanna know why.
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Trust me. It's nothing to worry about.
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Poltz... I am worried.
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Is... this
something about... Sirot?
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He's got some kind of disease
that's infecting us, right?
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No, it's just an odd coincidence.
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Just stay calm, relax.
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It'll all be over in eight to ten hours.
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It better be or I'll bust through
your space goons
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and come after your hide.
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That's not a good idea, Captain.
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My men have orders to shoot to kill.
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It's nothing personaI.
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Sergeant, tell the men they'll be home
in time for dinner.
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Captain Trunk and the other civilians
will all be deceased by 1800 hours.
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Oh, Captain.
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Oh, Captain,
Captain, I feeI just terrible.
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I just feeI like my whole body
was hit with shrapneI.
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Would you, like, give me a massage?
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'And now, a speciaI bulletin. '
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What's this?
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'According to our sources,
everybody inside the building
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'has been contaminated
by a deadly experimentaI nerve gas
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'developed by the military
for use in germ warfare.
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'Unfortunately,
there is no known antidote,
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'which means that everybody inside
will be dead within hours.
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'But there is one bright note -
thank God it's them and not us.
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'Now back to Crazy Teddy the weatherman
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'as he continues
his five-part speciaI on clouds. '
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It's just that Lisa Ellerblub.
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What does that dumb chick know?
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She knows we're contaminated
and we're gonna die.
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Nobody's gonna tell me
when I'm gonna die.
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I'm gonna die when
I'm good and gosh-darn ready.
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- And boy, am I ever feeling ready.
- All right, come on!
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Come on, people! Let's not give up here.
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Come on, the only thing
can save us is us.
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Come on, people,
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let's put our heads together
and think of a way to save our lives.
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Come on, Majoy. Get up.
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Doreau, come on, come on.
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Captain, I just realised.
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- What?
- How come you're not sick?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I feeI fine. Why is that?
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Why am I immune?
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Maybe it doesn't affect captains
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or maybe there's
a medicaI... explanation.
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A medicaI explanation.
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Doc, let's go out to the lab
and do some tests on me.
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- I wanna know why I'm immune.
- He's not a reaI doctor.
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He's gonna be working on me -
what do you care?
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I don't care.
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Hey, Daley...
we don't have much time,
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so, I wanna say something.
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I've always had the hots for you.
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Majoy, I'm not gonna
make love with you
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if that's what you're asking.
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Oh, come on, help me out.
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I'm going through
a mid-end life crisis.
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I've got a headache.
244
00:18:56,060 --> 00:19:01,054
Oh, brother! Can't you think
of something more originaI?
245
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Well, excuse me for living,
but I'm dying here,
246
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and that gives me
a really bad headache, OK?
247
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:15,850
You know what?
I hope there's no men in heaven.
248
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- No chance. They're all in hell.
- Thank God!
249
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There's just one problem.
250
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,935
I don't think we're going to heaven.
251
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,733
Sledge, do you believe in the afterlife?
252
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,736
I don't even believe in life.
253
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,610
Well, I just want you to know,
254
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:40,818
that even though we're gonna die
because of your stupidity,
255
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,856
I forgive you.
256
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,176
You've been a great partner
257
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,216
and a good friend,
258
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,216
and I love you... like a brother.
259
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,213
Come on, Doreau, this is
no time to be sentimentaI.
260
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,939
This is a perfect time. We're dying.
261
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,016
You're right.
262
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,295
In that case, I just wanna tell you
263
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,656
that you are the best partner I ever had
264
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,809
and... I'm really gonna miss you...
265
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,575
almost as much
as I'm gonna miss me.
266
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,296
Ditto.
267
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,769
Ditto, ditto, Doreau.
268
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:27,175
- That's really sweet, Hammer.
- No.
269
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,410
Doc, what did you find out?
270
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:35,980
Your blood pressure is so high,
your veins are gonna explode.
271
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,490
If you weren't so mad all the time,
you could controI it.
272
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:43,890
I know I've got high blood
pressure. I take pills for it.
273
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,050
I forgot to take it this morning.
274
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,096
What's that got to do with...?
275
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,619
Are you...?
276
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,292
Oh, it can't be.
277
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,416
Are you trying to tell me
278
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,253
that my high blood pressure
makes me immune?
279
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,133
How would I know?
I'm not a reaI doctor.
280
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,290
What the hell, it's worth a try.
281
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,737
Listen up, everybody.
282
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,892
I think high blood pressure
can cure this thing.
283
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:14,017
The only way to raise
your pressure is to get mad.
284
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,809
So, let's everybody get angry,
get mad. Come on, get mad.
285
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,811
Come on, you.
286
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,816
Come on, get angry.
287
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,616
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
288
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,616
Hammer.
289
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,656
Hammer,
290
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,696
I hate your guts.
291
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:38,613
Always have, always will.
292
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,577
So what?
293
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,969
- So what?!
- What you hitting me for?
294
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:47,013
What you gonna do about it?
You're a spineless wimp.
295
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,977
No, you're a woman.
296
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,649
- Hey, nobody calls me a woman.
- Oh, you're not a woman?
297
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:57,210
Maybe a little girI with
a pretty dress and pigtails?
298
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,416
Wanna play hopscotch, little girI?
299
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,775
- Those are fighting words.
- Yeah.
300
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,376
Doreau,
301
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,416
I'm glad you're dying,
302
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:13,459
because you're the stupidest cop
I ever saw in my whole life.
303
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:17,538
- I'm smart.
- Ah, smart!
304
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,532
You don't know a suspect
from sushi, Doreau.
305
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:24,818
You know how many times I've wanted to
bounce you from here to Fresno?
306
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,095
You can't talk to me like that!
307
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:31,219
I can talk to you
any way I want to, Miss Bimbo.
308
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,931
Bimbo?! I am not a bimbo!
309
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,296
Hammer, it worked.
310
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,655
Making people mad is the cure.
311
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,696
Come on, help me out here.
312
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:48,419
Make everybody mad.
You're good at that.
313
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,456
Yeah.
314
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,576
Captain, this is ridiculous.
315
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:06,130
Getting mad
is supposed to make us well?
316
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,056
Now, this is my kind of disease.
317
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,936
Captain, I congratulate you.
318
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:47,171
Because of your action,
many lives were saved.
319
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:51,377
I'm recommending you for
the CongressionaI MedaI of Honour,
320
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,337
the highest award this country gives.
321
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:58,693
You go to Washington,
meet the President.
322
00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,772
- Now, what do you think?
- What do I think?
323
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:06,615
I think that you are stinking up
my office, Mike,
324
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:10,534
and I don't give a fat rat's batooty about
any CongressionaI MedaI.
325
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,214
I want you out of my office
in ten seconds,
326
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:18,658
or I'll fill you so full of holes that
your next job will be a chain link fence.
327
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:26,330
I hate to say this, sir,
but I love you when you're mad.
328
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,537
- You two get out too. Hurry up.
- I'm out.
329
00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:34,137
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