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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,416 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 2 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:06,894 Hey, buddy. I told you three times there's no smoking permitted in this area. 3 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:13,453 Stuff it, cop. Why don't you make me put it out? 4 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,850 I can smoke any time I want to. 5 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:24,450 Not when it's against the law. 6 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:29,933 Personally, the only kind of smoking I approve of comes from the barreI of a gun. 7 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:34,650 Hammer, you came within an inch of that man's face. 8 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,412 I know. 9 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,060 I must be pulling to the left. 10 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:42,731 Hammer, I just got a call from the schooI board. 11 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:47,496 - They've got a problem... - Why don't you yell at me for firing the gun? 12 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:49,411 What's the point? 13 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,530 He's using psychology on me. 14 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,338 As I was saying... 15 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:59,892 The board called. They've got a problem with gangs at one of our district schools. 16 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:01,936 It is totaI chaos over there. 17 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:04,170 The kids aren't learning anything. 18 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:07,935 - The teachers are afraid to come to work. - How's the food? 19 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,569 Hammer! I'm talking about Lloyd H Langrem MemoriaI High SchooI. 20 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,537 When did it become memoriaI? 21 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:15,497 About ten minutes ago. 22 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:20,335 The board is asking for help from one of our law enforcement officials. 23 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:24,015 And they've specifically requested you, Hammer. 24 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:29,732 Now, wait a minute. I don't wanna baby-sit for some wimpy, runny-nosed zit faces. 25 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:34,769 Alternatively, what about the programme where convicts warn youths about prison? 26 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:38,170 Prisoners came to speak at the schooI last month. 27 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:40,694 The kids aided them in making an escape. 28 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:41,895 Oh. 29 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:46,496 These animals are violent and destructive, with no respect for authority. 30 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:51,017 Don't worry, Captain. I won't be suckered in by their virtues. 31 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:54,490 Besides, we're talking about kids here. I mean... 32 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:56,218 How bad can they be? 33 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,132 Now, come on, stupid... 34 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,619 Stupid, come on. 35 00:03:10,787 --> 00:03:12,857 Hey, dude. That's our spot. 36 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:14,778 Move! 37 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:17,017 Get out! Shoot! 38 00:03:18,947 --> 00:03:20,665 Hee-hee! 39 00:03:32,427 --> 00:03:34,258 Come on, come on... 40 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,303 Daddy, we're leaving. 41 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,023 Go! Get him! 42 00:04:07,867 --> 00:04:09,823 Hey, baby! 43 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:21,622 Over here! 44 00:04:21,707 --> 00:04:25,495 I don't think it'd hurt you to miss lunch today, Porky! 45 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:36,466 "I will not... " 46 00:04:36,547 --> 00:04:39,823 "talk in class. " 47 00:04:44,747 --> 00:04:48,581 Good. I'm glad to see some attempt at discipline around here. 48 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,225 Oh, no. 49 00:04:50,307 --> 00:04:52,901 They're making me write this 100 times. 50 00:04:53,987 --> 00:04:56,421 What? What kind of teacher are you? 51 00:04:56,507 --> 00:04:58,782 I forget. I haven't taught in years 52 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:02,143 but they do bring me an apple every day. 53 00:05:02,907 --> 00:05:05,979 Barbara! Throw it! Throw it over here! 54 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:08,820 - I've seen enough. - Hammer, don't! 55 00:05:19,547 --> 00:05:21,503 Good morning, boys and girls. 56 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:24,738 Now I'd like everybody to take a seat. Pronto! 57 00:05:28,987 --> 00:05:30,659 All right, you in the back. 58 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:34,899 - Come on, sit down. - OK, anything you say. 59 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,663 All right, listen up. 60 00:05:41,747 --> 00:05:44,625 I'm Inspector Sledge Hammer and this is my gun. 61 00:05:44,707 --> 00:05:48,063 Another cop? We had a SWAT team in here yesterday. 62 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,536 Hey, fox... 63 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:53,857 - I'm Turk. - Hey, Turk! 64 00:05:53,947 --> 00:05:55,903 I'm Detective Dori Doreau. 65 00:05:56,787 --> 00:05:59,824 Baby, you ain't nothin' to me but a badge... 66 00:05:59,907 --> 00:06:01,579 and legs. 67 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,976 Yeah! 68 00:06:06,507 --> 00:06:08,463 Hey, truant... 69 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:12,339 - You're late. - Hey, gimme a break, all right? 70 00:06:12,427 --> 00:06:14,224 I had to jump baiI to get here. 71 00:06:15,787 --> 00:06:18,221 Son, that's no excuse for tardiness. 72 00:06:19,307 --> 00:06:21,616 - My old lady didn't wake me. - Your mother? 73 00:06:21,707 --> 00:06:23,823 No... My old lady. 74 00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:26,738 You think you're tough, don't you? 75 00:06:26,827 --> 00:06:29,295 You wanna go through puberty again? 76 00:06:35,587 --> 00:06:37,339 OK, just take a seat... 77 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,941 junior slimeball. 78 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:42,257 Whatever you say. 79 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:46,259 All right, listen up. 80 00:06:46,347 --> 00:06:48,702 You kids have been getting away with murder. 81 00:06:48,787 --> 00:06:51,938 What do you mean, getting away? I did two years. 82 00:06:52,027 --> 00:06:53,858 - Yeah. - Yeah. 83 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,257 It's time you students got a little education. 84 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:59,781 Now I may not read a criminaI his rights 85 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:01,539 but at least I know how to read! 86 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,618 Yeah? What's your favourite book? 87 00:07:03,707 --> 00:07:05,379 War And Peace. 88 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,786 The first half. 89 00:07:12,987 --> 00:07:16,059 - Where do you think you're going? - The track. 90 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:17,819 Are you on the track team? 91 00:07:17,907 --> 00:07:20,296 No, I got a bet on the fifth race. 92 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:23,459 - Well, class isn't over yet, ragweed! - It is for us. 93 00:07:23,547 --> 00:07:26,619 - We run this schooI! - Yeah! 94 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:30,256 I'm gonna shake you down for weapons, by your ankles! 95 00:07:30,347 --> 00:07:34,545 Hammer! Adolescents have speciaI rights. They're underage. 96 00:07:34,627 --> 00:07:38,222 You mean I have to wait untiI he's 18 before I throw him off a roof? 97 00:07:38,307 --> 00:07:41,902 - Oh, I'm almost finished. - Will you stop that? 98 00:07:41,987 --> 00:07:43,818 Oh. 99 00:07:43,907 --> 00:07:47,138 Hammer? Hammer? What's going on at that schooI? 100 00:07:47,227 --> 00:07:51,345 You've made over $1,000 in requisitions. What's all this for? 101 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:54,260 I had to get some teaching aids, you know... 102 00:07:55,347 --> 00:07:59,625 Sledge, I checked the licence plates of that limo at the schooI. 103 00:07:59,707 --> 00:08:03,666 Vehicle's registered to a racketeer named Ralph Roscoe. 104 00:08:03,747 --> 00:08:05,419 Ralph Roscoe... 105 00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:08,782 Probably a visitor for Career Day. 106 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:17,223 - Hey, I was there first. - Hey, knock it off! 107 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:20,184 - I'm telling you... - Hello, boys. 108 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,383 - Hello, Mr Roscoe. - Mr Roscoe! 109 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:26,300 You're lookin' nice today. Hey, car's all ready. 110 00:08:26,387 --> 00:08:28,981 - Good. Here's your renumeration. - What's that? 111 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:33,457 - Didn't you learn anything in schooI today? - No. 112 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,697 Good. Keep it that way. 113 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:39,859 Cop named Sledge Hammer came to speak to our class today. 114 00:08:39,947 --> 00:08:43,383 Sledge Hammer? A flaky cop who yak-yaks to his gun? 115 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,458 - Yeah. - We told him to take a hike. 116 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:48,664 You're good boys, just like your old paI, Whitey. 117 00:08:48,747 --> 00:08:50,942 - He's my driver now. - All right. 118 00:08:51,027 --> 00:08:54,576 I can always use smart boys like you in my organisation. 119 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,704 - All right. - Thanks, Mr Roscoe. 120 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:02,743 Hey, get out of the way, man! 121 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:07,105 Maybe some of you junior scum can't read, so I'll tell you what the sign says. 122 00:09:07,187 --> 00:09:08,825 "PrincipaI." 123 00:09:08,907 --> 00:09:11,819 With a running start, we could flatten this flatfoot. 124 00:09:11,907 --> 00:09:14,660 - I wouldn't back up if I were you. - Oh, yeah? 125 00:09:18,907 --> 00:09:21,899 Hey, what the... Damn! What's with you? 126 00:09:21,987 --> 00:09:26,424 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I was blocking the sign. If you'd... 127 00:09:26,507 --> 00:09:29,783 I'm... I don't know where my head is at! 128 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,823 - Move it. - Get out of the way. 129 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:35,580 - Come on. - Hey! 130 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,862 Good morning, greaseheads. 131 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:44,820 Before you enter the class, I'm gonna search you for weapons. 132 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:46,579 Not without cause. 133 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:50,137 You're never gonna know whether we got weapons or not. 134 00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:52,183 You can't lay a finger on us. 135 00:09:56,787 --> 00:09:59,176 What's this? 136 00:10:10,867 --> 00:10:13,256 All right, teen vermin. 137 00:10:14,187 --> 00:10:16,223 Empty your pockets right here. 138 00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:18,263 Come on, let's see it. 139 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,303 Come on! 140 00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:33,024 Must have lost 30 pounds, butterball. 141 00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:36,019 All right, hold it, creep. 142 00:10:38,107 --> 00:10:40,496 Oh, I'm so... I'm sorry, miss. 143 00:10:40,587 --> 00:10:44,466 Once those are removed, your teeth will be good and straight. 144 00:10:44,547 --> 00:10:46,503 Orthodontia's good. 145 00:10:46,587 --> 00:10:49,021 Go ahead. 146 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:58,421 All right, attention, miniature misfits. 147 00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:01,021 I am your substitute teacher. 148 00:11:02,107 --> 00:11:04,382 "Mr... 149 00:11:05,467 --> 00:11:08,379 "Hammer. " 150 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,503 Ooh, I gotta cut my nails. 151 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,418 Where's our regular teacher? 152 00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:14,463 He took an easier assignment 153 00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:16,583 as a janitor at ChernobyI. 154 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:20,216 You have impeded the learning process for the last time. 155 00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:23,663 You are now going to learn something. 156 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,942 We're gonna start with the basics. 157 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,739 That's not how you spell it. 158 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:38,260 "Today... 159 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:42,022 "you die... 160 00:11:45,547 --> 00:11:47,219 ".. maggot. " 161 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:51,095 That's the way you threaten somebody with good grammar. 162 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,496 Let's move on to the evolution of mankind. 163 00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:00,579 Modern man. 164 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,019 Caveman. 165 00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:06,826 The missing link. 166 00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,379 Turk... 167 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,856 can you prove you're a homo sapien? 168 00:12:15,587 --> 00:12:18,260 I'm normaI! I know plenty of girls. 169 00:12:18,347 --> 00:12:21,464 That's it, Hammer! I ain't taking no more of you! 170 00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:25,335 You're pretty big with a gun. How are you with your fists? 171 00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:28,737 That sweet talk won't gain you any Brownie points. 172 00:12:28,827 --> 00:12:31,500 Tear him apart, Turk! Come on, Turk. 173 00:12:31,587 --> 00:12:33,225 Remember... 174 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:35,343 You can't touch me. I'm a student. 175 00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:41,900 Keep this up, Turk, and you'll be a shoo-in for class clown. 176 00:12:41,987 --> 00:12:44,740 At least you're learning to dot your Is. 177 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:52,457 Thanks for cleaning off my desk. You're becoming a regular teacher's helper. 178 00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,499 Nobody... 179 00:12:57,587 --> 00:12:59,100 makes a fooI... 180 00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:00,336 of Turk. 181 00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:04,616 Too late. It's already happened, kid. 182 00:13:04,707 --> 00:13:06,663 Kill him, Turk! 183 00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:30,105 - I'm gonna get him. - Maybe we should just let it be. He is a cop. 184 00:13:30,187 --> 00:13:32,462 Cop or no cop, he's dead meat. 185 00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:40,937 No doubt about it. That's Roscoe and his thugs leaving Langrem High. 186 00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:42,983 Good work, Doreau. 187 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:47,538 Why is Roscoe running a car ring out of a high schooI? 188 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,060 Cheap labour? 189 00:13:49,147 --> 00:13:53,026 Where have you been, Hammer? I expected you two hours ago. 190 00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:57,419 - I had to take the bus. - A bus? Where's your car? 191 00:13:57,507 --> 00:13:59,338 It disappeared, OK? 192 00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:07,863 Somebody stole Hammer's car. 193 00:14:09,187 --> 00:14:12,463 Don't worry. I got a pretty good hunch where it is. 194 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,936 The Deuces have graduated to auto theft. 195 00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:17,860 Hammer, yours isn't the first car they've stolen. 196 00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:21,098 They're working for Roscoe. Give up on those kids. 197 00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,781 Doreau, I'm surprised at you. 198 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:27,337 Your instincts are usually so... nurturing and caring. 199 00:14:27,427 --> 00:14:30,976 Hammer, they're rotten apples. They're hopeless. 200 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,739 Hopeless. Yeah? 201 00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:37,423 I knew another hopeless kid. He made it tough on everybody in schooI. 202 00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:41,625 He was such a bully that he didn't care what he did to anybody. 203 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:44,585 He ran the schooI ground, disrupted the class. 204 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,056 - I suppose you took care of him. - No. 205 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,139 You see, that bully was me. 206 00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:52,582 But I learned a lesson. 207 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:55,625 If someone gives these kids the proper guidance 208 00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:58,346 they can do wrong for the right reasons. 209 00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:01,979 I can... 210 00:15:03,747 --> 00:15:07,786 All right, forget it! I'll take care of it myself, all right? 211 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:11,337 I don't need your help. I don't need anybody's help! 212 00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:19,903 Doreau, could you give me a ride to the schooI. cos... 213 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,547 the kids stole my car. 214 00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:32,138 Did you have a nice walk this morning, Inspector? 215 00:15:32,227 --> 00:15:37,301 Poor Hammer. I remember how bad I felt when my mom's car was stolen. 216 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:41,744 Oh, yeah? How long did it take you to give it back, you onion-sucking pizza face? 217 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,943 Not here, Turk. 218 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:48,464 Listen, maggot, you still got time to straighten out, don't you see? 219 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:52,745 You can be good people on the side of bad or bad on the side of good. 220 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:56,945 Or bad on the side of bad or good on the side of good. 221 00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:00,542 - The choice is clear. - Hammer, you're weird. 222 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:05,022 Get your stuff together. We're taking a field trip to the precinct. 223 00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,985 We can't go. We ain't got no notes from our mothers. 224 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,627 No problem. You're all under arrest. 225 00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:20,816 Welcome to the precinct, fellers. 226 00:16:23,587 --> 00:16:27,216 You can just think of this as a kind of Club Med for scum. 227 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:34,457 Oh, my God. Try and lock me up! I like kill people! 228 00:16:36,987 --> 00:16:39,979 - What's wrong with him? - Too much caffeine. 229 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,901 Hammer, we don't have time for a guided tour around here. 230 00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:49,266 Those delinquents will see the inside of this precinct soon enough. Get rid of 'em! 231 00:16:49,347 --> 00:16:53,465 That's my boss, Captain Trunk. Now, you see how much he cares? 232 00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:56,778 OK, Hammer, we're reaI impressed. Can we go now? 233 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:59,939 Look, let's just get right down to it. 234 00:17:00,027 --> 00:17:01,983 Now, I got you guys pegged. 235 00:17:02,947 --> 00:17:06,496 You like shovin' people around. You like drivin' crazy. 236 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:08,418 Well, why not get paid for it? 237 00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:12,020 Consider a career in law enforcement. 238 00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:16,303 Us? Cops? Cops is jerks. 239 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,901 Jerk? No, look. You don't understand. 240 00:17:18,987 --> 00:17:20,818 You eat free in restaurants. 241 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,820 You never stop for a red light. You meet lots of interesting people 242 00:17:24,907 --> 00:17:26,306 and put 'em in a choke hold. 243 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:29,459 Spare us, Hammer. We got our own career plans. 244 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:31,902 Yeah, I know about your career plans. 245 00:17:31,987 --> 00:17:34,296 You think you got a future with Roscoe? 246 00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:38,377 That's right. I know about him. 247 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,822 I know a lot about him. 248 00:17:40,907 --> 00:17:44,183 - And he's cheatin' you guys. - What are you talkin' about? 249 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:46,223 Doreau... 250 00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:52,026 Roscoe. His assets include... 251 00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:54,063 Swiss bank accounts, 252 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:58,857 luxury condos in Maui and the upcoming plot lines on Dallas. 253 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,586 He gets you to steaI a car for $500 254 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,704 - then turns around and sells it for $5,000. - Yeah. 255 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:10,463 - Yeah, you're some smart guys. - Can we leave now? I gotta go to church. 256 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:13,664 It's my turn to steaI the collection plate. 257 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,822 You kids'll never learn. 258 00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:22,580 You know what we just learned, Mr Roscoe? 259 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,137 You been cheating us. We ain't no dummies, you know. 260 00:18:26,227 --> 00:18:28,422 You're dealing with the Deuces. 261 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,463 We don't need you. You're out. 262 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,306 Guess we got an education from Hammer after all. 263 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,218 This is the first time we ever stripped a cop car. 264 00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:48,060 - What colour shall we paint it? - Yellow. 265 00:18:48,147 --> 00:18:50,103 Yeah! Ha ha ha! 266 00:18:50,187 --> 00:18:54,385 Well, well, well, if it isn't Turk and the Deuces. 267 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,423 Mr Roscoe... 268 00:18:57,507 --> 00:19:00,226 I told you our business with you is finished. 269 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:03,140 But my business with you isn't. 270 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,142 All right, boys. Lock all the doors. 271 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,699 Nobody, but nobody, cuts me out of the action. 272 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:16,221 It sets a bad example. 273 00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:18,616 Then I have to make an example. 274 00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,265 For example, you. 275 00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:24,862 Boys... 276 00:19:26,427 --> 00:19:28,383 Against the wall. Come on. Move it. 277 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,981 Wait a minute. M-Mr Roscoe, what is this? 278 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:34,503 St Valentine's Day is going to be a little early this year. 279 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,543 Turk, do somethin'. 280 00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:40,097 Look, Mr Roscoe, can't we have another chance? 281 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:45,659 Forget it, Turk. I was gonna get rid of you and your gang sooner or later anyway. 282 00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:49,581 I can always find some other dumb kids to work cheaper for me. 283 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,659 - But y-you said you could always use us. - And we are. 284 00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:55,386 We're gonna use you for target practice. 285 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,777 - We should have listened to Hammer. - Shut up! 286 00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,619 Let 'em have it. 287 00:20:04,107 --> 00:20:05,779 Hold it, Roscoe! 288 00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:08,461 These kids are under my supervision. 289 00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,742 It's Sledge Hammer! 290 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:12,499 Waste him! 291 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,182 Huh? 292 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,135 That's seven years' bad luck. 293 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,104 Yeee! 294 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,821 Didn't I tell you kids it would lead to this? 295 00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:39,826 - Didn't I? - Yeah, yeah, you told us. 296 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,024 See how exciting police work can be? 297 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:47,977 Why, you dirty... 298 00:20:48,907 --> 00:20:51,216 No! 299 00:20:51,307 --> 00:20:52,979 You see? 300 00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:55,137 See the fun I'm having? 301 00:20:58,227 --> 00:21:01,378 Now, where else can you get paid for work like this? 302 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:06,255 No, it's more than a job. It's an adventure. 303 00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:10,259 Get down! 304 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,702 - He's over there. - I know! 305 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,020 Look out, Hammer! 306 00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:48,065 He wants to play chicken. 307 00:21:48,147 --> 00:21:51,344 - What are the rules? - First to turn away is chicken. 308 00:21:51,427 --> 00:21:55,136 I love a challenge. Palpitation brings out the best in a person. 309 00:21:55,227 --> 00:21:59,220 - Roscoe's got a car and you don't. - He cheats at everything. 310 00:22:00,627 --> 00:22:02,458 Aren't you afraid of... dying? 311 00:22:02,547 --> 00:22:06,176 I don't know. I've never tried it before. 312 00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:08,098 I guess this is my finaI exam. 313 00:22:08,187 --> 00:22:10,018 Well, if I don't pass, 314 00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:12,746 it's goodbye, Mr Chips. 315 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:29,106 Sorry, paI. Joyride's over. 316 00:22:31,307 --> 00:22:36,301 Book 'em on car theft, racketeering and a failure to yield the right of way. 317 00:22:42,147 --> 00:22:43,819 I was scared, Hammer. 318 00:22:43,907 --> 00:22:47,377 I was really scared. I mean, you was right all along. 319 00:22:49,307 --> 00:22:51,263 I was only acting tough... 320 00:22:51,347 --> 00:22:54,896 because... inside, I was afraid. 321 00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:56,943 Hey, hey, hey... 322 00:22:57,987 --> 00:22:59,943 Enough vulnerability. 323 00:23:03,107 --> 00:23:08,101 I'm taking your advice. When I graduate, I'm enrolling in the police academy. 324 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:13,341 - I'm going to be a police officer, like you! - Don't mention this to Captain Trunk. 325 00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:17,386 For now, the least we could do is put your car back together. 326 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:19,423 Show him, boys... 327 00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:23,624 That's a nice gesture. Isn't that nice, Hammer? 328 00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:27,097 Darn it! Now what have you do-gooders done to my car? 329 00:23:29,587 --> 00:23:32,055 What's the matter? It looks nice for once. 330 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:37,935 It just doesn't feeI right. There's something missing. 331 00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:53,906 - That's better. - You know, Hammer, I think you're right. 332 00:23:53,987 --> 00:23:55,943 Wasn't there a dent here? 333 00:23:57,027 --> 00:23:58,938 Yee-ha! 334 00:23:59,027 --> 00:24:00,699 Thank you, Doreau. 335 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:03,540 Now, that's me. 336 00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,061 Yeah, I thought so. 337 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,661 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25930

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