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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,345 --> 00:00:49,417 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 2 00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:13,384 What? 3 00:01:13,465 --> 00:01:16,377 'Don Philip, your accountant is here. ' 4 00:01:16,465 --> 00:01:20,424 Oh. Send my dear friend in. 5 00:01:30,345 --> 00:01:36,534 Sam Steinway, it's so good to see you. I love you just like a brother. 6 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:40,220 Godfather, business is off 70%. 7 00:01:40,305 --> 00:01:41,897 Kill him. 8 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:45,455 Godfather! I've always been loyaI to you! Show compassion! 9 00:01:45,545 --> 00:01:51,700 I will. After I kill you, I'll send your children through college. 10 00:01:51,785 --> 00:01:55,016 Wait! It isn't my fault! 11 00:01:55,105 --> 00:02:00,782 Somebody else... one person... is to blame for all this. 12 00:02:00,865 --> 00:02:02,583 Inspector Sledge Hammer. 13 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:05,657 He's single-handedly putting a stop to crime in this city. 14 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:15,093 I want a contract on this Sledge Hammer's life. 15 00:02:15,185 --> 00:02:21,624 One million dollars on anyone who can lower the hammer on Hammer. 16 00:02:21,705 --> 00:02:24,219 A million dollars? 17 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:28,093 - That's a little high. - A speciaI. This week only. 18 00:02:28,185 --> 00:02:30,779 But every hit man in the city will take shots at him. 19 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:35,381 Hey. It'll create a sense of competition. That's healthy. That's American. 20 00:02:36,785 --> 00:02:42,382 I want this Sledge Hammer, for the rest of his life, to be dead. 21 00:02:47,025 --> 00:02:49,858 Ooh, did I have a dream last night. 22 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,816 It was about you. 23 00:04:00,785 --> 00:04:02,741 There you go. 24 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:06,135 Ooh! Morning edition is a little thick today, isn't it, Frank? 25 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:09,979 That's cos they've made 62 new horoscope signs. 26 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:14,774 Now how am I going to put this under my arm? 27 00:04:14,865 --> 00:04:17,060 Look at this. How many sections is this? 28 00:04:17,145 --> 00:04:19,705 Listeria. I wonder if I got that. 29 00:04:25,545 --> 00:04:28,855 - Take it easy, Frankie. - Have a good day. 30 00:04:31,545 --> 00:04:34,981 - How's the coffee this morning? - Same as usuaI. 31 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,503 Hey, watch your sea legs, mutant. 32 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:48,864 - Hey, do you know what time it is? - Yeah, it's... 33 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:55,823 I gotta start drinking decaf. 34 00:05:29,305 --> 00:05:31,819 I don't believe it. How did you get here? 35 00:05:31,905 --> 00:05:34,499 That's a stupid question. How did I get here? 36 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,496 Will you just tell me? 37 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:39,543 It's basic biology. My mother and father were in love... 38 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,139 I'm talking about how you got to the station. 39 00:05:42,225 --> 00:05:45,262 Don't you know? There's a price on your head. Look at this. 40 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:51,460 I understand you're a marked man. 41 00:05:51,545 --> 00:05:54,537 There's already been an attempt made on your life. 42 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:58,015 Ooh. Colour me frightened. Did they succeed? 43 00:05:58,105 --> 00:06:02,303 Cut the wisecracks. There's a million dollar price tag on your head. 44 00:06:02,385 --> 00:06:05,775 This is a joke. The Shriners are probably behind this. 45 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,698 - Shut up, Hammer. - You've got a very short fuse. 46 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,300 - You go off at the... - Hammer, shut up! 47 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,175 Hammer! Do something! 48 00:06:16,265 --> 00:06:18,904 - Here. - Get rid of it! 49 00:06:18,985 --> 00:06:22,500 - I don't want it! - You take it! 50 00:06:22,585 --> 00:06:24,815 - Hammer... - Get this... 51 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:27,578 - If you just give it to me... - Don't throw it to me! 52 00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:30,179 Throw it out the window! 53 00:06:37,185 --> 00:06:39,858 - If you just give it to me. - Throw it out the window! 54 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:44,736 - We're gonna die in here, Hammer! - Hold this. 55 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:47,783 Throw it out the window! Smash it out! Smash it out! 56 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,777 Hurry up! Break it! Come on, Hammer! 57 00:06:50,865 --> 00:06:54,096 Harder! Break it! Come on, you weakling! 58 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,695 Hammer, don't break the window! 59 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,663 Don't break the window! 60 00:07:03,225 --> 00:07:04,863 Give me that, Doreau! 61 00:07:16,985 --> 00:07:18,816 I wonder why that didn't go off. 62 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,373 While you were breaking the window 63 00:07:21,465 --> 00:07:24,855 I extinguished the combustible in a liquid compound. 64 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,778 Simply put, I dunked it in the coffee. 65 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,617 A- ha. 66 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:33,785 - A-ha. So... - Hammer. 67 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:36,663 So the er... Ah. Well. 68 00:07:36,745 --> 00:07:40,977 It has always been dangerous having you around. 69 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:50,220 But now this whole town has become a shooting gallery. 70 00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:54,423 I'm sending you out of town untiI this all blows over. 71 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:58,942 I'm touched. I had no idea you cared so much about my personaI safety. 72 00:07:59,025 --> 00:08:05,260 I don't. I care about my safety! Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 73 00:08:05,345 --> 00:08:09,861 Actually, I was hoping on taking some rest and relaxation next month. 74 00:08:09,945 --> 00:08:13,824 - Two weeks in Beirut. - Out! Out! Out! 75 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:16,021 Out! Out! Out! 76 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:21,142 This is ridiculous. I don't need a police escort. 77 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:26,504 Captain's orders. I'm taking you to a moteI where we hide state witnesses. 78 00:08:26,585 --> 00:08:30,214 I don't know what the hurry is. I barely had time to pack my bazooka. 79 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:41,861 You haven't said much for the last four hours. 80 00:08:41,945 --> 00:08:45,221 - What's on your mind, Lennie? - A lot. 81 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:49,984 - How's the wife and kids? - Funny you should bring that up. 82 00:08:50,065 --> 00:08:53,455 It's been reaI tough to make ends meet on my salary. 83 00:08:53,545 --> 00:08:55,740 - You know how hard it is. - I'll tell you. 84 00:08:55,825 --> 00:08:58,942 - Haven't had a pay hike in two years. - I hear you. 85 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:02,859 Dang mortgage. I'm probably going to lose my house. 86 00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:06,381 - I'm sorry to hear that, Lennie. - Not as sorry as I am, Hammer. 87 00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:09,501 Oh, Lennie, what are you doing? 88 00:09:09,585 --> 00:09:12,657 Oh, no, Lennie, what are you doing? 89 00:09:12,745 --> 00:09:16,135 Try and understand, Sledge. I got twelve kids. 90 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:20,343 That's a lot of mouths to feed. I need money to put them through schooI. 91 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:24,657 When I'm done with the kids, I'm spending what's left on myself. 92 00:09:24,745 --> 00:09:29,261 There's a condo in Florida I want to buy. I need cable TV. A new car. 93 00:09:29,345 --> 00:09:32,064 And a vasectomy. 94 00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:39,336 - This may sting. - It's all right. 95 00:10:40,545 --> 00:10:42,979 I can take it. 96 00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:54,744 Ow! Whoa! 97 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,544 That's painfuI. Why did you believe me? 98 00:10:59,465 --> 00:11:04,459 Where am I? Who are you people? Haven't I seen you on oatmeaI boxes? 99 00:11:04,545 --> 00:11:07,696 We are simple folk, at peace with the Earth. 100 00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:11,334 Our only needs are to work and to be happy. 101 00:11:11,425 --> 00:11:13,859 Oh. You're yuppies, right? 102 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,098 No, we are not yuppies. 103 00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:20,221 We are Mennonotes. 104 00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:26,739 I be Jacob and this be my daughter Isadora. 105 00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:30,659 Well, I'm Inspector Sledge Hammer, and this be my gun. 106 00:11:32,385 --> 00:11:37,413 We do not appreciate weapons in our house, stranger. 107 00:11:37,505 --> 00:11:40,861 What do you mean you don't appreciate weapons? 108 00:11:40,945 --> 00:11:43,334 What are you, commies or something? 109 00:11:43,425 --> 00:11:48,658 Perhaps you should take leave. You be far from the city here. 110 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,816 As a matter of fact, Pops, I'd like to stick around. 111 00:11:52,905 --> 00:11:57,854 I gotta lay low for a while and this is about as low as I can lay. 112 00:11:57,945 --> 00:12:01,654 - Please, Father. May he stay? - Nein. 113 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:05,181 - For a time. - Nein. It's not good. 114 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,859 It's the builder. 115 00:12:07,945 --> 00:12:10,300 But Father... 116 00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:13,218 - Oh... - Father... 117 00:12:13,305 --> 00:12:19,141 So be it. But you must make yourself usefuI and do chores. 118 00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:22,456 Chores? What chores? 119 00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:25,423 Milk the cow. 120 00:12:25,505 --> 00:12:27,860 - What? - Milk the cow! 121 00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:33,895 What do I know about milking a cow? 122 00:12:42,265 --> 00:12:44,620 I'm ready if you are. 123 00:12:44,705 --> 00:12:47,424 Easy. Easy. Easy. 124 00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:55,138 All right, little lady. I want that bucket filled with milk, pronto. 125 00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:24,897 It's all right. He needed sleep. 126 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:50,935 I'm sorry. I couldn't help but notice the beauty of your form. 127 00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,577 - Hi. - Hmph. Oh! 128 00:15:00,585 --> 00:15:05,022 You wouldn't happen to have a phone around here, huh? A phone? 129 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,900 - Dori Doreau here. - It's me, Hammer. 130 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:13,058 Sledge! Where are you? Captain Trunk thought the worst happened to you. 131 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:16,899 - Why did he think the worst? - He said optimism. 132 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:23,378 All right, listen. I'm alive and well and living in a Mennonote community. 133 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:27,981 - Mennonote? - I'm going to stay till things cooI off. 134 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:31,740 Do you think it's wise calling me here? This phone might be tapped. 135 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:34,942 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 136 00:15:35,025 --> 00:15:37,493 There's no way this line could be tapped. 137 00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,622 The wire tap on Doreau's line paid off, Godfather. 138 00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:43,902 Hammer's hiding in a Mennonote community outside town. 139 00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:51,337 That stinking cop is still alive. 140 00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:54,337 He's proved difficult to kill. 141 00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:58,304 Take a couple of my boys and ice Hammer once and for all. 142 00:15:58,385 --> 00:16:01,377 Me? I'm an accountant. What do I know about killing? 143 00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:03,854 You kill people every day. 144 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:11,544 Bring me back Sledge Hammer's body in a box. 145 00:16:13,025 --> 00:16:15,619 That's an order. 146 00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:29,139 Tell me, Sledge Hammer, what is the big city like? 147 00:16:29,225 --> 00:16:31,500 It's difficult to describe really. 148 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:34,941 But if you ever do get to town, why, let me know, 149 00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:37,300 because there is this great topless bar. 150 00:16:37,385 --> 00:16:39,740 I mean, these chicks, unbelievable. 151 00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:42,259 Our worlds are so different. 152 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:47,373 Why don't you stay here and live? For good. 153 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,298 Me? You must be kidding. Come on. No. 154 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,580 You'll find peace here. 155 00:16:52,665 --> 00:16:58,137 Here there is no conflict, no tension, no pain. 156 00:16:59,945 --> 00:17:01,936 Oh, my goodness! 157 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:04,459 Are you all right? 158 00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,500 I've never been with a man before. 159 00:17:26,585 --> 00:17:29,179 In that way. 160 00:17:32,145 --> 00:17:34,659 Neither have I. 161 00:18:46,305 --> 00:18:48,614 Either I'm deaf or I'm out of bullets. 162 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:55,580 Isadora, have you seen my overnight bag? I've gotta find it. 163 00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,982 Children! 164 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,893 Children! What has happened? 165 00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:05,545 Get the hell out of here. 166 00:19:06,465 --> 00:19:09,138 You watch your language. 167 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:14,978 Boy, you've picked a good time to be running on empty. 168 00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:23,859 Let's knock this bozo out. 169 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,575 - Oh, my head! What are you doing? - Shut up! 170 00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:37,133 Shut up! Shut up! 171 00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:39,375 What are you doing? 172 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:42,741 - Ooh! Ow! Ow! - Shut up! 173 00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:46,700 Isadora, what is it we seek? 174 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,219 Sledge Hammer said he packed some possessions. 175 00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:55,024 Father! I have found it! 176 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,537 - My God! - Shut up! 177 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,855 Hands up, Hammer! 178 00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:26,780 No offence, sir, but you don't look like a hit man. 179 00:20:26,865 --> 00:20:30,221 I'm not. I'm a certified public accountant. 180 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:33,342 I've heard of career changes but this takes the cake. 181 00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:37,100 Listen, paI, for a million dollars I'd become a male nurse. 182 00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:42,499 So long, Hammer. 183 00:20:58,665 --> 00:21:01,225 I thought violence was against your way of life. 184 00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,580 Hey, this is the '80s. 185 00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:12,340 All right, geek. Who are you? And who's the tapeworm that put a price on my head? 186 00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:16,976 Don Philip Souza. He offered the money to anyone who brings you to him. 187 00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:19,818 In a box. 188 00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:24,574 Isadora, keep these skunks in a holding pattern. 189 00:21:24,665 --> 00:21:28,101 - Where is it you goeth? - I gotta make a speciaI delivery. 190 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:31,700 COD. DOA. 191 00:21:31,785 --> 00:21:33,616 A- OK. 192 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:36,502 Don't confuse me. 193 00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:39,622 Godfather, this just came for you. 194 00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:50,097 Maybe it's those new cufflinks I just ordered. Come on. Open it up. 195 00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:57,701 Ha, ha! Sledge Hammer is dead once and for all. 196 00:21:59,225 --> 00:22:00,863 Oh, yeah? 197 00:22:02,025 --> 00:22:04,778 Welcome to my resurrection. 198 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,058 Get him! 199 00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,940 Arrest those men. 200 00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:20,459 Wow. A million dollars. 201 00:22:20,545 --> 00:22:24,743 - Bet you're glad no one's collecting it. - What are you talking about? 202 00:22:24,825 --> 00:22:27,100 I delivered myself, didn't I? 203 00:22:27,185 --> 00:22:30,860 This money is mine. I'm gonna put it to good use, too. 204 00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:35,097 You can't keep that money. We need it for evidence for the triaI. 205 00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:39,144 - I'm not gonna press charges. - But why? 206 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:42,342 Cos I've settled out of court. 207 00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:49,734 I came back to present you with this token of my gratitude. 208 00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:52,100 It is not necessary. 209 00:22:52,185 --> 00:22:56,736 - Son of a... biscuit. - Father! 210 00:22:56,825 --> 00:23:01,216 - I have never seen so much money. - What will you do with it? 211 00:23:01,305 --> 00:23:06,425 Er... we will rebuild our farmhouse. Buy livestock. 212 00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:08,621 Replant our fields. 213 00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:13,062 And then buy something called... a Porsche. 214 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,181 Will I ever see you again? 215 00:23:22,265 --> 00:23:25,894 Only if you make the Ten Most Wanted list. 216 00:23:25,985 --> 00:23:29,375 Kind of unlikely, right? 217 00:23:43,265 --> 00:23:46,257 Go with God, Sledge Hammer. 218 00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:50,260 Obey the penaI codes. 219 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:54,860 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17448

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